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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.56840261

>>56840218
Fuckers drinking hard.

>> No.56840443

it's crazy how this guy had a worthless company and turned it around in the most brainless way possible, he simply bought the largest cap crypto currency and is now riding the fiat death wave for free

>> No.56840452

>>56840218
>>56840443
What does microstrategy as a company actually DO?

>> No.56840458

looks like it's time to short mortgage backed securities

>> No.56840463

>>56840452
Drinks daily apparently the flushing on the mans cheeks is horrid.

>> No.56840480

>>56840452
It buys btc. Which turns out to be the smartest thing literally any human being could have been doing since it's inception until right now lmao.

>> No.56840488

>>56840480
Yeah but where does it get the millions of dollars to do so?

>> No.56840496

>>56840452
They an investment op like Jane Street. They don't produce anything. They just play the markets.

>> No.56840498

>>56840452
They buy Bitcoin
>>56840488
They issue equity and borrow money to buy more Bitcoin

>> No.56840499

>>56840488
Any way it can. Also pure genius.

>> No.56840505

>>56840452
Boomer companies actually find their tool to be quite useful.

>> No.56840510
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>>56840498
So you're telling me that people invest in this company by buying equity in it when they could just buy BTC themselves?

>> No.56840527

>>56840510
How can a US billionaire friend of Saylor buy&hold 500Mln worth of btc in 1 month if not through his company? with coinbase otc? lmao

>> No.56840552

>>56840510
Companies need it because there's no spot ETF on the market, companies can't just go on Kucoin and buy Bitcoin genius

>> No.56840563

>>56840527
>>56840552
Right, I forgot that your jewish overlords don't let you do anything that would threaten their financial hegemony. My bad senpaitachi

>> No.56840575

>>56840563
>your
where are you from where there's financial freedom?
I'm European btw not american

>> No.56840593

>>56840563
>jewish overlords
they invested in Ukraine and Israel.

>> No.56840599

>>56840218
He literally told that he is going to buy even more soon and some of you middlecurvoors are shorting right now.

>> No.56840665

>>56840218
What's his endgame? Hold every bitcoin in existence? Will he cash out someday?

>> No.56840682

>>56840665
He doesn't have to
He could just borrow using his company as collateral for eternity

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>>56840552
wait do companies actually think owning micro shares = owning btc?

>> No.56840695

>>56840688
Owning microstrategy shares = owning part of the company (including it's balance sheet aka hundreds of thousands of BTC).

>> No.56840712

>>56840695
>its balance sheet
exactly, not btc

>> No.56840740

Local top signal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x9KYjdn1qQ

>> No.56840882

>>56840452
Makes grandpa and wall street feel more comfortable and legal buying crypto

>> No.56840951

>>56840818
>not poating the best version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyzDTnT9a6E