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WHERE'S THE ASSHOLE WHO BOUGHT TESLA 3X LEVERED?
"Stock is going to pop after cybertruck is launched"
fucking retard.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-stock-slides-after-cybertruck-launch-154752957.html

>> No.56839572

>>56839518
i think the cybertruck looks cool. im too poor to buy one but i think its a good idea. the stock is probably going to pump wildly when they sell out on the first day

>> No.56839613

will buy one immidiately a occasion in my eastern europe shithole location allows

>> No.56839620

>>56839572
One of the ugliest vehicles I ever laid eyes on desu
I have no idea why anyone is interested

>> No.56839648

>>56839518
lmfao

>> No.56839656

>>56839620
Nah I ordered one. I think it looks alright too. Looks like a modern Delorean.

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>>56839518
https://digg.com/cars/link/elon-musk-cybertruck-tesla-november-30-2023-deliveries

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Waste of money. Tesla is the Nissan of EV's, can't wait to see the list of issues this thing develops in six months.
Here's hoping the bubblegum they used keeps your bumper from falling off.

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>>56839620
duh duh duh DUHHHH
duh duh duh DUHHHHHHHH
duh duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
duh duh duh DUHHHH
duh duh duh
DUH DUH DUH

>> No.56841363

>>56839518
for posterity:
>>56821645
>see you later virgins

>> No.56841594

the problem is that cybertruck is now old news
we've seen it before, the shock value is gone

>> No.56841612

>>56839710
>digg
LMAO this still exists???

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>>56839518
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>56839710
>experts
Kill all journalists

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>>56839518

>There are people who looks at the cybertruck prototype and think people will line up to buy it

>> No.56841678

>>56839518
>Anon, we will get this delivered by 2024
>2026: Sorry, we are still low on inventory.

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>>56839710
lel
this loons still banging about robotaxis
even The Great Charlatan Musk went quiet on that particular strand of his vaporware fantasies. Anyday now already.