/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56828163]

Stop BBBYQ Is Already Dead Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56828198]

buy hi sell low

[Anonymous No.56828201]

The 3y, 30y terms are no uninverted.

[Anonymous No.56828204]

I want to short TEO and REX, their recent pumps make me want to short them.

[Anonymous No.56828205]

MARA poomp

[Anonymous No.56828210]

[Anonymous No.56828223]

>>56828198
>buy hi sell low
Literally me lmfao

[Anonymous No.56828238]

>>56828204
and DRCT

[Anonymous No.56828241]

>>56828223
we like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.56828251]

>>56828198
Buy hi hellow!

[Anonymous No.56828278]

>Good morning, House Corrino, the Bene Gesserit trader Lady Jessica, wife of Duke Leto, said into her communicator. I'd like to place an order for 2000 shares of spice in the next harvest
>Affirmative, House Atreides. Your purchase has been logged and your account updated accordingly
>She scrolled through her Robinhood app, noting where she'd made her recent trades. House Atreides was growing stronger each day
>She picked up her communicator once more. Good morning, House Harkonnen, she said. I'd like to buy 500 units of Water of Life
>Water of Life was a popular stock among all the great houses vying for control on the desert planet Arrakis
>Fremen tribes had controlled the Arrakeen stock exchange for millennia before House Atreides ever showed up, and Jessica wondered if they would claim back their rightful place someday. For now though, she had more pressing matters to attend to

[Anonymous No.56828285]

https://www.investopedia.com/crowdstrike-shares-soar-as-cybersecurity-company-reports-strong-earnings-boosts-guidance-8407865

This is why we diversify.

[Anonymous No.56828300]

i watched some european stocks yesterday and some financials had good looking charts.

i need american stocks to start improving soon.

[Anonymous No.56828309]

>>56828278
As she meditated sitting at her trading holo-terminal, Lady Jessica became aware of a subtle shift in the rhythm of the trading floor. A whispered rumor was making its way through the crowd: a sandstorm was approaching Carthag, threatening to disrupt spice mining operations. The news sent ripples of panic through the market, as traders scrambled to adjust their portfolios
>Jessica opened her eyes and smiled. She had felt the change in the air before anyone else, sensing the approaching storm long before it was announced. With swift precision, she began buying up stocks in companies that specialized in weather-resistant mining equipment. As the market reacted to the news, the value of those shares began to soar
>By the end of the trading day, Jessica, ducal concubine, had made a substantial profit, her keen instincts and Bene Gesserit training having once again proven their worth. As she left the Exchange, she couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction in her latest victory over the vagaries of the market

[Anonymous No.56828352]

>me: FUCK i lost 250 bucks on this trade, its unironically over
>Also me: "20 dollerinos for this food delivered to my door that will be gone in 20mins? Yeah makes sense, I'm hungry rn"
Anybody else like this?

[Anonymous No.56828359]

>>56828352
Most of us are the opposite.
>$250 for a +EV trade that fell through?
>bummer
>$20 for nigdash
>no thanks

[Anonymous No.56828378]

>>56828359
Yeah thats me. I think I have ~7-8k of realized losses this year but like hell am I paying some tard to deliver my goyslop.

[Anonymous No.56828381]

[Anonymous No.56828392]

Check the gold and silver monthly closes. Inverse H&S on silver. Buy SLV 2025 LEAPS, minimum of $30 strike price.

[Anonymous No.56828403]

>>56828378
I took my financials and taxes to an accountant. Women were coming out of their offices to ask me what the fuck I was doing. I had thousands of trades just to lose a few grand.

[Anonymous No.56828417]

>>56828403
sounds like your accountant was giving unsolicited financial advice, threaten to sue them and never talk to them again

[Anonymous No.56828429]

GGE Bros....we made it. I'm up 100% overnight and still too bullish to sell. We're hitting a 10xer if not more.

[Anonymous No.56828442]

>>56828429
this is a penny stock scammer do not listen to him

[Anonymous No.56828465]

>>56828403
based, if women don't think your actions are in some way unhinged, dangerous, or "pyscho" then you aren't trying hard enough at whatever it is

[Anonymous No.56828474]

>>56828465
Damn ancaps really cant dance

[Anonymous No.56828475]

>>56828465
This is literally me.

[Anonymous No.56828476]

We’re back and I’m tired of pretending we arent

[Anonymous No.56828480]

also some european stocks or indexes are behind paypig walls. i think usa market shows almost all stocks for free. sucks about eu.

i think the thing good about eu market is every country has their own index and stocks.
lot of smaller markets so one good stock per index means lot of good stocks. theres like 33 indexes but id say ten good ones.

[Anonymous No.56828487]

>>56828480
>i think the thing good about eu market
There's nothing good about the EU market It's fucking crabbing since 2008.

[Anonymous No.56828488]

>>56828480
>also some european stocks or indexes are behind paypig walls
Try being European maybe? I can see every stock I need, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.56828501]

>>56828488
my broker has some indexes and stocks behind paypigwall. im european too.

[Anonymous No.56828505]

>Paid bills
>$1340 left in checking account

[Anonymous No.56828509]

>>56828285
>>56828151
If you have two high IQ plays, the answer is simple: split your capital and buy LEAPS for 2x leverage.

[Anonymous No.56828510]

>>56828501
>my broker has some indexes and stocks behind paypigwall
Sounds like a you problem lmfao, what kind of broker does that

[Anonymous No.56828511]

>>56828487
i scanned for charts yesterday and some of financial ones were looking too good compared to what i see in murrica.............

[Anonymous No.56828512]

>>56828501
How about you use a real broker Ticker: IBKR.

[Anonymous No.56828520]

>>56828510
interactive bros. prolly shilling their data packets that way

[Anonymous No.56828521]

>>56828511
>charts
There is a business behind the chart and EU banks are fucking mature trash.

[Anonymous No.56828539]

>>56828505
thats enough for a month

[Anonymous No.56828556]

>>56828465
>>56828403
There was once a man who wrote naked calls, ended up short shares, and then had negative dividends on his tax return and he couldn't submit it on turbo tax because the engineer never anticipated someone would be that dumb, ever

[Anonymous No.56828560]

>>56828521
not everything was banks but most was finance sector. also was 5 or 6 different countries tickers.

[Anonymous No.56828570]

NatGas

[Anonymous No.56828571]

>>56828556
risky yes. dumb? not many would say that if he had made a significant life changing profit.
But what am I saying, no one here has any sense of risk management, this is /smg/ after all.

[Anonymous No.56828573]

this made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.56828575]

>>56828571
writing calls will never make you life changing profit it's capped you animal

[Anonymous No.56828576]

>>56828505
I got 800 in checking. 7k in stocks. I’m so illiquid I couldn’t get water even if I was thirsty.

[Anonymous No.56828582]

>>56828571
>life changing money/profit
Gayest modern phrase

[Anonymous No.56828602]

>>56828571
>But what am I saying, no one here has any sense of risk management, this is /smg/ after all.
I hedge my bets with lottery tickets.

[Anonymous No.56828616]

>fell in love with another coworker again

[Anonymous No.56828620]

>>56828616
Whats wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.56828624]

>>56828616
>fell in love with another coworker again
Couldn't
>TFW home Office, team I work with only has one woman and the larger unit (40-50 people) I see like 1-2x year has two cute girls my age and that's about it
Working in dev is literal hell if you want to socialize

[Anonymous No.56828629]

>>56828620
She doesn't like me back

[Anonymous No.56828643]

>>56828629
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.56828651]

its not the weekend yet faggots, stop the womanposting

[Anonymous No.56828655]

>>56828629
how do you fall in love with someone who you know doesn't reciprocate, are you mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.56828660]

>>56828629
Thats the start of ever relationship my fren, gotta get noooticed.

[Anonymous No.56828662]

>>56828643
She already made out with the local office chad after 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.56828673]

PPT punched in at 8 on the dot today.

[Anonymous No.56828674]

The party was short lived. It’s fucking over. Spy’s heading to 445

[Anonymous No.56828685]

GGE bros rise up

[Anonymous No.56828689]

>>56828573
Haha fuck israel

[Anonymous No.56828692]

>markets going to flatline for the rest of the year
fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.56828696]

fuck this market doesn't like energy

[Anonymous No.56828724]

German ubermensch DAX schwestern und brüder

[Anonymous No.56828735]

First we gotta rally to 459. God bless

[Anonymous No.56828741]

I have $11 what stock do I put my money on

[Anonymous No.56828743]

>>56828696
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

[Anonymous No.56828744]

>>56828741
tesla

[Anonymous No.56828745]

>>56828741
Buy every BBBYQ share

[Anonymous No.56828751]

>>56828696
We’re in a Jeb! Market.

[Anonymous No.56828759]

>>56828505
I use 12 of my paychecks a year. Not too bad to have the other 14 and a bonus for stocks

[Anonymous No.56828760]

who said we're gonna pump today? total bullshit. market's overdue for a pullback

[Anonymous No.56828765]

>>56828751
Please fill my order.

[Anonymous No.56828766]

>>56828760
>who said we're gonna pump today?
Me
And if I say so, it will pump

[Anonymous No.56828769]

>>56828760
The harbinger of the melt up said we were pumping

[Anonymous No.56828771]

>>56828724
yes yurop is green.

[Anonymous No.56828779]

>>56828629
No shit because you are attracted to the first thing you see
Desperation breeds contempt in a way familiarity wish it could

[Anonymous No.56828783]

>>56828403
lmao. you should have said im learning

[Anonymous No.56828784]

>>56828745
>BBBYQ
Bed bath and beyond does not show up on Robinhood, so I will put all my money on tesla. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.56828796]

>>56828784
Not a bad idea. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.56828804]

>PROTIP

Good morning, all.

[Anonymous No.56828819]

What price do I sell GGE at? I'll probably just sell right after open, or half right before and the other half after just in case of another crash.

[Anonymous No.56828834]

>>56828819
70 cents

[Anonymous No.56828835]

There's all that "price Gouging" talk again..

[Anonymous No.56828847]

>>56828163
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

[Anonymous No.56828854]

>>56828847
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

[Anonymous No.56828864]

>>56828847
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

[Anonymous No.56828867]

>>56828847
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

[Anonymous No.56828871]

>>56828847

[Anonymous No.56828872]

Shorting gold and longing spy. Golds not until June 2024

[Anonymous No.56828885]

>>56828872
at this rate your probably right.

[Anonymous No.56828909]

keep eye on CYTO, could be a nice 20-40% gamble today, was moving up and down crazy yesterday and PR today supposedly, got in at 30c

[Anonymous No.56828910]

Got bored and decided to park all $200,000 into $T yesterday at the open. Looking comfy now.

[Anonymous No.56828914]

How do I profit from ozempic face

[Anonymous No.56828950]

>>56828910
I could live off the dividends of that alone once I pay off my mortgage

[Anonymous No.56828955]

>>56828909
Lol go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.56828959]

>>56828914
that's just lighting and better makeup
short women

[Anonymous No.56828977]

>>56828955
thanks i will

[Anonymous No.56828991]

>>56828872

[Anonymous No.56828995]

>>56828991
Who’s that

[Anonymous No.56828999]

>>56828995
Apologize to these men.

[Anonymous No.56829002]

Bought 59 shares at picrelated where the marker is. Still refuse to sell.

On a scale of 1 (very dumb) to 10 (very smort), rate m, intellect

[Anonymous No.56829005]

Did you guys see CSLK earnings last evening?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE.....

[Anonymous No.56829006]

>>56828999
why do they always go to bimbos. I thought men wanted a trad wife

[Anonymous No.56829021]

>>56829006
you cant do cocaine with a trade wife anon

[Anonymous No.56829037]

Open the fookin markets already, Cathie has space tractors to buy

[Anonymous No.56829038]

>>56828950

Yeah, I was looking at the Dividend Yields for $T as they sat at 6.82% yesterday.

>$200,000 * 0.0682 = $13,640 in annual qualified dividends

Plus analysts are speculating that $T will have a 25% upside as it retraces from the bungling of the DirecTV purchase.

[Anonymous No.56829044]

>>56829037
Not til the premarket is done acooomalating

[Anonymous No.56829046]

>>56829006
Vulgar men want bimbos

[Anonymous No.56829049]

game faces boys

[Anonymous No.56829052]

>>56829049

[Anonymous No.56829059]

>>56829052
i miss cherry coke
very uncommon in ireland now

[Anonymous No.56829075]

>>56829059
I drank two liters of cherry coke yesterday since I was feeling sorry for myself about being unemployed.

[Anonymous No.56829078]

>>56829059
another reason to expel the immigrants

[Anonymous No.56829080]

jpow is gonna pump us so high today

[Anonymous No.56829082]

O_O

[Anonymous No.56829090]

>>56829006
yes but do you know about the bimbo trad wife

[Anonymous No.56829095]

>>56829082
Is this a BUY or a SELL?

[Anonymous No.56829097]

spy 460 eod

[Anonymous No.56829104]

my goal for market today: open some cheapie eu data packet and hope my stops dont get hit.

[Anonymous No.56829117]

>>56829006
Trad wife is the wife of the working man anon.

[Anonymous No.56829129]

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[Anonymous No.56829150]

>>56829129

[Anonymous No.56829152]

>>56829129
>3 minutes later
>Not a single response
Holy fuck today will be dead

[Anonymous No.56829157]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.56829158]

>>56829152
it's over

[Anonymous No.56829160]

>>56829152
wtfwt...
and so on

[Anonymous No.56829161]

This whole sky is falling rug at open is getting old. When will these retards stop this charade

[Anonymous No.56829164]

I just shorted TEO, REX and PDD. I know nothing about these companies except that they're about to be heemed (by me).

[Anonymous No.56829181]

SHORT TESLA AND NVDA

[Anonymous No.56829192]

>>56829129
>10 mins later
>3 replies
It's over

[Anonymous No.56829193]

TTWO calls for next week?

[Anonymous No.56829197]

>>56829006
pretty sure that bimbo converted schiff to christianity kek

[Anonymous No.56829198]

>>56829164
classic bobo

[Anonymous No.56829200]

baking

[Anonymous No.56829222]

>>56829117
>He actually believes that

Heh, you gotta love the market's reaction to OPEC's pathetic "meeting". Who even takes OPEC seriously anymore? Bullish for the economy. Assuming yet another wild minter, we could get deflationary electricity prices. Couple that with falling gasoline prices and holy damn I am feeling bullish bros.
Plus copper and steel are on the rise. Infrastructure is back. Rates are a non-issue. Damn

[Anonymous No.56829225]

the crab will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.56829241]

[Anonymous No.56829256]

HOLY SHIT MARA YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56829260]

>>56828392
looks like distribution to me

[Anonymous No.56829264]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.56829271]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
UR A GAY QUEER
IF YOU LIVE IN TOWN

[Anonymous No.56829287]

ABANDON SHIP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56829297]

almost got stopped at open. phew

[Anonymous No.56829299]

SHOTbros where we at

[Anonymous No.56829302]

>>56829297
>Using stops
>Ever
Never gonna make it lmfao

[Anonymous No.56829303]

>>56828556
I broke out laughing from this.

[Anonymous No.56829309]

time to smoke crack

[Anonymous No.56829311]

>>56828571
is a reviewbarh still alive? is he still doing videos

[Anonymous No.56829328]

Give me a good stock tip

[Anonymous No.56829332]

>>56828575
the only thing capped is the amount of zeroes you can write at the end

[Anonymous No.56829333]

>>56829328
See >>56829164

[Anonymous No.56829334]

You guys think nintendo stock will bottom out with the switch 2 or rebound? I would say nintendo has been in the enshittification phase of a company since the wii but accelerated after iwata's death. Usually companies make bigass profits when suits take over and nintendo going full sony would be great as a shareholder but I don't know. Nintendo stock looks like an easyass boring dividend contrarian hold like buying disney in mid 2000s before marvel boom bust. I could see nintendo parks completely displacing disney parks.

[Anonymous No.56829348]

BTC ETF NEWS LEAKED

ALL IN ON MINERS. NOW NOW NOW

[Anonymous No.56829350]

>>56829334
Nintendo is like the only decent gaming company still left.

[Anonymous No.56829354]

>>56828163
Pfizersisters? What's our response?

[Anonymous No.56829363]

>>56829302
i need them.

>>56829354
new covid

[Anonymous No.56829372]

>>56829334
Disney parks were originally created during Disney's visionary phase while Walt Disney was still alive.
Nintendo's stuff is all IP. If I had to chose though I'd pick them over DIS.

[Anonymous No.56829374]

>bought more 460 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.56829379]

>>56829374
better sell them on this candle or you die

[Anonymous No.56829380]

>>56829354
I'd rather be homeless than own a single share of that company.

[Anonymous No.56829384]

>>56829354
>I'm calling the bottom on Pfizer, says Jim Cramer
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.56829385]

Just sold 50 spy 458 calls before the rip. God bless. You can let er rip now

[Anonymous No.56829386]

3 positions green and 2 other neutral

[Anonymous No.56829387]

bazinga

[Anonymous No.56829390]

>>56829379
i am not a nigger

[Anonymous No.56829389]

>>56829363
>i need them
For what?

[Anonymous No.56829392]

>>56829374
Based

[Anonymous No.56829395]

>>56829384
SHORT PFE NOW!!

[Anonymous No.56829398]

>>56829385
naked?

[Anonymous No.56829404]

>>56829390
guess you like losing money
i tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.56829408]

hurry up powell

[Anonymous No.56829409]

>Fed's Goolsbee: We are on track to 2% inflation.

WE DID IT

[Anonymous No.56829410]

>>56829398
No closed them

[Anonymous No.56829414]

Fed's Goolsbee: The latest inflation data was absolutely what we wanted.

Fed's Goolsbee: Inflation is coming down exactly as we want.

[Anonymous No.56829417]

>>56829334
The Nintendo Theme Park areas are owned 100% by Universal aka Comcast, that means for a medium sized licensing fee Comcast reaps all the rewards and Nintendo brings in barely anything beyond the licensing. While Disney may be weak now in 10 years they should be recovering and innovating again even though they seem to have been asleep for the last 15 years. Guardians of the galaxy cosmic rewind is 10x the ride system compared to anything in Universals roster, should Disney continue immersive experiences like that Universal outside of their third theme park needs massive capital injection to keep the other two parks up to standards.

[Anonymous No.56829419]

>>56829390
now, not only are you a nigger, but you lost
this kids is why you dont play with 0dtes

[Anonymous No.56829426]

>>56829389
i stress easy so i they help me be more calm. i dont have to think about it at all when i have them.

[Anonymous No.56829427]

Wtf I thought the sky was falling. Did Powell really acheive a soft landing?

[Anonymous No.56829430]

>>56829404
Holy fuck is this ironic coming from a bobo right now

[Anonymous No.56829433]

>>56829419
they are still up you nigger, if you dont know how options work it is best to not think about them

[Anonymous No.56829435]

>>56829430
i... make money on both sides bro

[Anonymous No.56829434]

Did he sell the 0’s or not. Update us. We need to know. I need to know

[Anonymous No.56829445]

How’s the market going up with Nvda goin down.

[Anonymous No.56829448]

>>56829433
at least with this new age of gambling we can laugh at your posts in 10 minutes when you take your loss and try again lmao

[Anonymous No.56829452]

>>56829427
Soft landing for someone.

[Anonymous No.56829455]

>>56829448
460 is not a meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56829457]

fuck this shit, i'm just going to throw $200 a day at SHOT and keep going until there's 100 million in there.

[Anonymous No.56829459]

>>56829455
but to call it for today? yeah thats a meme all right, lmao

[Anonymous No.56829464]

VEU bros

[Anonymous No.56829467]

Are we just going to crab until Jpow?

[Anonymous No.56829473]

>>56829448
they are literally up 50% as i bought them at 0.08 you retard, stop crying that you are short and getting btfo

[Anonymous No.56829475]

>>56829455
I bought some dec 4 calls. options are cheap rn.

[Anonymous No.56829482]

>>56829473
and in a half hour they will be dead

[Anonymous No.56829487]

>>56829459
460 mark it

[Anonymous No.56829489]

And, will Oil do it?
>drawn yesterday

[Anonymous No.56829495]

>>56829467

[Anonymous No.56829497]

>>56829467
Yes, it is the way

[Anonymous No.56829498]

>>56829487
marking it on my things that wont happen list while more gamblers lose money they shouldnt be playing with because were entering a ~recession~

[Anonymous No.56829501]

Good morrow, niggers. How are the stocks to start December?
>2024 minus 1 month

[Anonymous No.56829506]

>>56829457
whats your exit plan?

seems to be doing fine.

[Anonymous No.56829511]

>>56829473
oh look your options died
better close! lmao fucking idiot get rekt

[Anonymous No.56829514]

>>56829498
What’s a recession and what does it do?

[Anonymous No.56829516]

>>56829511
>they died
meanwhile they are at the price where i bought them
if you dont know how options work, just dont think about them nigger

[Anonymous No.56829520]

my 2/3 position is healing.

feels good

[Anonymous No.56829522]

alright /smg/
im on a self imposed sabbatical from runescape so i'm gonna be shitting up these threads for a week or so
need a quick primer
hot new memes? any new namefags come out the woodwork?

[Anonymous No.56829523]

>>56829516
monumental cope get absolutely fucking destroyed you complete idiot ahahahhahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56829524]

>get into trade
>NQ immediately reverses on me regardless of whether I go long or short
Fuck these god damn crab days holy fucking shit. This is un fucking real.

[Anonymous No.56829529]

>>56829514
When the Fed, government, and media get together to scare the plebs with some nebulous economy word. This means they are about to start injecting money again; so you better get your ass in inflationary assets.

[Anonymous No.56829542]

>>56829271

[Anonymous No.56829547]

>>56829523
So they are cheap now? Think I might like to try me some of them 0dte’s

[Anonymous No.56829546]

>>56829516
heres a tip for the future on how options work, sport
otm options go to ZERO

[Anonymous No.56829553]

>>56829522
Just stare at /NG, BOIL, KOLD, and UNG all day while periodically checking in on /CL. Fag.

[Anonymous No.56829568]

>>56829546
anon i strongly suggest you read a book on the greeks that decide the price of an option
5 minutes even on a 0dte have no impact on the price and i doubled my positon on 460 0dte calls because i am not a nigger

[Anonymous No.56829577]

>>56829529
Ah. Interesting. Sounds right. Election year coming up and all

[Anonymous No.56829579]

>>56829568
this nigga trying to sound smart buying 0dtes that are dead
go broke you stupid fucking retard aAHAHAHAHAHHAhahaha

[Anonymous No.56829584]

Should I sell?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56829586]

>>56829506
200 dollars a day until we hit at least 25 billion in market cap, then evaluate from there.

[Anonymous No.56829588]

>>56829568
They model it, they don't decide it.
And they don't even model it that well.

[Anonymous No.56829593]

>>56829448
>take your loss
One thing I learned: literally just never sell until you take a profit*
*Doesn't apply to instruments with deadlines or knockouts

[Anonymous No.56829598]

>>56829354
That means it’s working

[Anonymous No.56829602]

>>56829568
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GO BROKE RETARD PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GO BROKE RETARD PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GO BROKE RETARD PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GO BROKE RETARD PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GO BROKE RETARD PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

YOUR OPTIONS ARE DEAD RETARD

[Anonymous No.56829609]

BABA bros.

[Anonymous No.56829617]

>>56829577
Checked. In all seriousness, the definition of "recession" has been abused lately to the point where we've been in one by the classical definition (consecutive quarters of negative GDP change). However, the powers that be won't admit it. When they admit it, everyone shits their pants as markets are highly psychological. It's like an economic debridement. Then since it's a recession, they have an excuse to lower interest rates, having the effect of inducing more money into the economy.

[Anonymous No.56829619]

>>56829602
>>56829568

[Anonymous No.56829626]

>>56829593
Yeah it's not actually a loss til you sell, that's true

[Anonymous No.56829630]

>>56829619
needless to say 460 0dte retard wont be posting for a while as hes currently applying to mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.56829637]

>>56829609
Its almost time to buy

[Anonymous No.56829640]

>>56829588
far otm 0dte are worth what their theta is, open your broker, open the greeks and see how much a far otm contract is worth and then look at its theta - they are the same and the price is rounded up or down depending on the price action up to now
reading a book on option greeks is really not that hard nor does it take that much time, reading the greeks of options real time is even easier

>>56829602
i literally posted the exact strike at which i bought these options and you are still saying they are dead, literally read the price on your broker nigger

[Anonymous No.56829644]

>>56829059
I just dumped out two liters because I was bored. Feels nice man.

[Anonymous No.56829652]

>>56829617
He said he won't lower rates any time soon.
97% chance rates stay the same for Dec 13th.

If he lowers rates too soon, for whatever "save the stocks" reasons, the dollar will be crucified by BRICS. He's under too much pressure to keep the system alive.

Bulls still don't understand how much pain he's willing to tolerate to keep the USD system alive.

[Anonymous No.56829654]

>>56829640
5 cents you are now over 30% in the hole and falling because every second is killing your retard ass
TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP TICK TOCK PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.56829657]

>>56828999
Pete's smile is pure #gold

[Anonymous No.56829658]

>>56829609
>>56829637
> -22% from it's very start
Holy fuck do Chink stocks suck. This was supposed to be the fucking ebay for China but turns out it was a scam too.

[Anonymous No.56829661]

You guys did buy GGE yesterday right?

[Anonymous No.56829663]

>>56829586
kek.

[Anonymous No.56829664]

>>56829654
Lol it's $8. Unless he bought a ton of them breakfast costs more.

[Anonymous No.56829667]

>>56829654
Fuck it gonna but some 0dte puts too. One will print

[Anonymous No.56829669]

>>56829311
no idea, not doing videos for sure

[Anonymous No.56829674]

>>56829652
I didn't say he would in 2 weeks. It is probably Q2 24 IMO. Furthermore, my comments aren't exactly bullish because, as I said, they try to induce some fear before the pump. Maybe the Bloomberg Terminal anon is around to get updated odds.

[Anonymous No.56829676]

>>56829652
Stfu the system will still alive even with our dementia in chief starting world war 3 and 4. Stop being such a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.56829678]

>>56829664
he doesnt understand options anon

[Anonymous No.56829679]

>>56829501
How do I invest in tay armpits?

[Anonymous No.56829684]

>>56829664
immense cope
once the gambler gloats how well hes gonna do and then loses he goes OH WELL IT WAS NOTHING TO ME
classic
get fucking BANKRUPTED gambler TRASH

[Anonymous No.56829693]

>>56829678
i understand options thats why i make money instead of lose it like your retard gambling ass AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaHAAAHahhahaha

[Anonymous No.56829694]

>>56829661
No but who ever slurped that dip is eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.56829698]

>>56829626
Literally me

[Anonymous No.56829702]

>>56829652
6 months of no cuts have already been priced in
don't post red lum here again

[Anonymous No.56829707]

>>56829679
Buy buying female deodorant stocks and cat food because she is on the femcel path to being a crazy cat lady

[Anonymous No.56829709]

>>56829658
Nah it's trading at like 9 time earnings and growing owns stakes in many businesses including the second largest payment network company after visa which was going to IPO at a valuation of $300B (baba hold a 33% stake). Ah they also have $60B net cash. Baba is a no brainer right now also PoemAnon (Munger) bought before he died with leverage.

[Anonymous No.56829711]

>>56829693
have not lost a single dollar today yet you have lost your breath seething here bobo

[Anonymous No.56829713]

Now my puts are negative too. How the fuck? I don’t understand options

[Anonymous No.56829715]

Now that absent black fathers have been accepted as mainstream and normal, how do we invest going forward?

[Anonymous No.56829720]

>>56829256
MARA chads, we're gonna do a 70x again in 2024 aren't we?

[Anonymous No.56829728]

>>56829709
I don't know about that gay shit. It still is the ebay of China but China is desperately trying not to collapse. It will be cheaper once Xi has a coup on his hands and his daughter gets captured, disappears, and is raped to death.

[Anonymous No.56829729]

>>56829713
stop gambling!!!! or youll end up delusional like this guy who has literally lost EVERYTHING gambling on otm options >>56829711

[Anonymous No.56829733]

>>56829720
I unironically believe MARA will end the year at $20 and hit ATH next year. They have a fuckton of BTC on their balance sheet too

[Anonymous No.56829742]

>>56829728
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.56829744]

>>56828392
>buy the OG shitcoin because muh TA
hard pass

[Anonymous No.56829749]

>>56829742
Kek

[Anonymous No.56829751]

My indian coworker is building a gingerbread train in a shared office and it is the biggest mess I have ever seen. Even my nephew did a better job.

[Anonymous No.56829752]

>Stock market general
>Still talks about shitty shitcoins and all the cryptoscam

[Anonymous No.56829754]

BITF shill here again. You bought didn’t you?

[Anonymous No.56829761]

>>56829754
Fuck BITF buy MARA

[Anonymous No.56829764]

>>56829751
Fuck I bet it looks like one big shitty mess

[Anonymous No.56829766]

>>56828766
lmao, where's all that december liquidity?

[Anonymous No.56829768]

>>56829006
You want a trad wife until you have a bimbo training your balls 3 times a day doing anything you want using any hole of hers you want vs trad wife you bust in only while trying for kids.

Ideally you would have a trad wife and just a bimbo mistress or two on the side.

[Anonymous No.56829771]

>>56829720
BITF is the superior miner at the valuation. Hashrate will match MARA and RIOT in 2024, currently 500MM valuations

[Anonymous No.56829774]

Say something nice about women's contribution to the economy

[Anonymous No.56829782]

>>56829709
fuck both of those guys
Thats right PoemAnon, fuck you
Post or you are a fucking coward of a beta bitch
>spit

[Anonymous No.56829783]

>>56829766
>lmao, where's all that december liquidity?
Pumping just fine for me

[Anonymous No.56829787]

>>56829761
LEAPs were dirt cheap, I loaded up back in October. Much better buy than MARA and RIOT

[Anonymous No.56829790]

>>56829774
They're fuckin out here absolutely carrying retail spending. I love women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.56829806]

>>56829713
If you sold this should be a good thing. You did sell puts right?

[Anonymous No.56829814]

>MSFT

[Anonymous No.56829825]

>>56829790
>I love women so much it's unreal.
Based.

[Anonymous No.56829829]

>>56829771
>BITF is the superior miner at the valuation.

Bro, I own Bitfarms and a bunch of small Canadian miners which are all pretty decent, like DMG and DIGF.
But there's an advantage to being #1 and that perception drives superior returns. Which is why MARA was and is my largest bet for the next 12-18 months.

They're so far ahead of anyone else, it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.56829832]

bros we pumping

[Anonymous No.56829833]

Guise is there a website or app that lets you see live data on pre market or after hours? Without paying of course

[Anonymous No.56829835]

>>56829790
>>56829825
Not based what so ever. Might as well be saying I love the nigger of genders.

[Anonymous No.56829842]

We are literally never going up or down again.

[Anonymous No.56829844]

>>56829833
Trading view dot com

[Anonymous No.56829846]

>>56829835
okay faggot

[Anonymous No.56829849]

>>56829833
yeah, your broker. or investing.com for futures

[Anonymous No.56829852]

>>56829835
John Lennon was a retarded faggot, but that was one sapient point I tell you what.

[Anonymous No.56829856]

>>56829833
googling the ticker and price can show you realtime data depending on which exchange it is using, NYSE and NASDAQ are real time for example

[Anonymous No.56829858]

>>56829771
>Hashrate will match MARA and RIOT in 2024

You think MARA and RIOT are going to sit still.
By the time BITF reaches their promised 17 EH/s in mid or late 2024, MARA will have devoured a few bankrupt miners like WULF and continued their expansion to 35-50 EH/s.
I own Bitfarms, but they're no MARA.

[Anonymous No.56829864]

>>56829842
A stock just crabbed though my house!

[Anonymous No.56829873]

>powell speaks to students in atlanta
So nothingburger. Supposed to do a fireside chat later in the day

[Anonymous No.56829876]

>>56829846
Ok queer simp

[Anonymous No.56829884]

>MSFT

[Anonymous No.56829891]

>>56829873
>Atlanta
hopefully he gets all the N bombs out of his system before.

[Anonymous No.56829892]

>>56829814
If it's going down rapidly at the opening, be patient and wait, don't sell, assuming you're trend trading. The institutions want liquidity so they will induce selling and then buy in well under MA or VWAP. Happens all the time. Wait and watch it reverse

[Anonymous No.56829901]

>>56829884
Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.56829914]

>>56829892
MSFT is a long term hold for me. I bought a lot a couple years ago. My basis is $273, and I'm up bigly

[Anonymous No.56829921]

>>56829892
>The institutions want liquidity so they will induce selling
so these institutions are somehow all coordinating with each other?

[Anonymous No.56829922]

>>56829761
>>56829787
>not a CLSK and IREN chad
NGMI

[Anonymous No.56829927]

>>56829892
That said, trend might be turning south for MSFT. I'm considering selling, but not yet.
>>56829921
Yes

[Anonymous No.56829929]

>>56829927
>Yes
just wanted to confirm you were a schizo retard, thx

[Anonymous No.56829942]

>>56829771
>Hashrate will match MARA and RIOT in 2024
lolno. MARA/RIOT stand alone only CLSK is even in the same league, BITF is such a shitco they turned a profit during the bear when they could have been buying more miners with that worthless fiat

[Anonymous No.56829951]

>>56829856
get completely and utterly anally devastated retard

[Anonymous No.56829955]

>>56828163
>mentions GME or BBBY outside of their respective generals.
rent free

[Anonymous No.56829964]

>>56829829
Agreed brand is important. Its just the LEAPs were dirt cheap when I started shilling because it was stealth mode compared to MARA and RIOT

[Anonymous No.56829977]

>>56829852
He was based. Just no father and simped out as he approached 40. Give credit where it’s due.

[Anonymous No.56829983]

>>56829951
no

[Anonymous No.56830009]

>>56828783
I wish I thought of that. Instead I mumbled something about it being cheaper than playing VLT's (the local video slots).

[Anonymous No.56830014]

WOULD

[Anonymous No.56830020]

>>56829752
Bitcoin miners are the ultimate cancer. Their only purpose is to help these shitcoin fuckers infiltrate the singular decent thread on this board. They're seige weapons, knocking down our last barrier against an endless swarm of streetshitters.
None of them will ever pay a dividend, implement a buyback, or make any sort of capital return. They are true ponzis in the same sense as holding any direct shitcoins.
Pure speculative gambling on whether some turd will float or sink. The end result is they all get flushed down the toilet regardless, every time.

[Anonymous No.56830023]

>>56829983
at 4:15 your worthless options will disappear into the ether

[Anonymous No.56830030]

i gambled 40$ on GGE

monitoring SHOT for 90$ gamble.

[Anonymous No.56830032]

Kek... it's a BLACK college speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k9V584znqU


POWELL TIME TO KNEEL TO KANGZ AND KWEENZ

[Anonymous No.56830053]

>>56830020
blahblahblah who cares. Just use them when bitcoin and nasdaq momo is in alignment for a multibagger swing trade.

[Anonymous No.56830052]

>>56830023
not my problem, won't own them at that time, nigger

[Anonymous No.56830054]

"who let all these stinky gorillas in? just shut the fucking door" -jerome "jay" powell

[Anonymous No.56830059]

Watching the meeting
>DIVERSITY WOMENS INCLUSIVETY BLACKS
>lets now read both their wikipedia page
What a colossal waste of fucking time.

[Anonymous No.56830063]

>>56830052
then you will have sold for an extreme loss and have thus gotten anally fucked and prolapsed

[Anonymous No.56830078]

>>56829891
>Just shut the fucking door, nigger.

[Anonymous No.56830081]

>>56829728
BABA keeps gapping down on open. There doesn't seem to be any catalyst in the near future that would make it gap pup, such as earnings reports.

Not sure of your capital restraints or trading restrictions, but you could look into weekly (exp. of 12/8) sale of calls at 77 strike or sale of put at 70, though I feel the put would not be the best play based on the amount of down gaps over the 10 day period and no upcoming catalysts.

Maybe sell the put and buy the call and make a little. Selling a put at 70 strike is .33 and buying a call at 77 is .25 as of right now. 8 days exp.

Something else to keep in mind is it is trading far below the 200MA. The MACD on the yearly shows no buy signal and heading on a downward trend and buying an OTM put two weeks out is probably the play for now. Looking at strike price of 68. I've watched that option rise 3 points since I started this post.

[Anonymous No.56830085]

>>56830059
Some black woman on discord wants me to loan her money.
It's like negotiating with a dog. I managed to convince her to send me multiple nudes so far though.

[Anonymous No.56830088]

>>56830053
That's precisely the point. I don't care. I never will care.
Make your own fucking crypto/stocks general if you want to infiltrate stocks/ETFs with crypto bullshit.
We don't talk about penny stocks here either, for good reason.

[Anonymous No.56830089]

>>56830009
that video sloots is a sensible answer too.

[Anonymous No.56830095]

I could've loaded up on MARA at like $7 back in October

[Anonymous No.56830098]

Comfy AF in $T

t. $T trader named T to a tee

[Anonymous No.56830101]

>>56830095
Shieeet

[Anonymous No.56830103]

GGEsisters we did it! Almost made enough for a bottom surgery in brazil.

[Anonymous No.56830109]

I think this little MICROPOOMPARINO is just the jews trying to trick me into believing
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
has found solid support between 2.78 and 2.82 to lure me back in for further DOOMPARINOS but they could also be trying to trick me into thinking all of this so I will miss out on a coming MAJOR RIPPARINO. Fuckin jews. Fuckin BOGS.

[Anonymous No.56830110]

>>56830088

Checked and correct.

[Anonymous No.56830118]

>>56830109
I got out of my small UNG position yesterday and I'm steering clear of brappygas for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.56830127]

>>56830088
lol... you fags talk about trashier stocks (hell even people trying to trade nat gas through sh!t vehicles like UNG and BOIL instead of futures) all the time and give sh!t contrarian advice.

never change /smg/

[Anonymous No.56830128]

>>56830052
congrats on your gains sir

>>56830023
stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.56830129]

and half of my spy 460 0dte calls sold at 0.12, letting the rest ride to 0.16 to spite the nigger bobo >>56830063

[Anonymous No.56830132]

>>56829922
>CLSK

>Dilution pump and dump scheme that is using sharholder equity to decrease YoY production

Lmao, no.

[Anonymous No.56830135]

>>56830030
I just put $18 in SHOT because of you. If I lose money its your fault

[Anonymous No.56830146]

>>56830088
Sorry you're a shitty trader grampa. Have fun with your divie value traps netting 2% over inflation (if you're lucky)

[Anonymous No.56830150]

>>56830118
Yeah, I'm just an observer for the foreseeable letting money market funds and HOOD 5% slowly rebuild while waiting unless I see a magical setup.

[Anonymous No.56830153]

>>56829942
That's not true either.

MARA is a distant first, and CLSK/RIOT fighting for a distant 2nd spot.

But CLSK has terrible management and RIOT has terrible production numbers.

[Anonymous No.56830154]

>>56829977
>no father and simped out
Cringe. What a phony.

[Anonymous No.56830164]

>>56828760
Aging well...

[Anonymous No.56830165]

>>56830095
MARA did a 70x from $9 back in late 2019/2020.
It's not too late.

[Anonymous No.56830168]

POWELL is repeating his exact same shit yet again. He should just tattoo that shit on his chest and let people read it.

[Anonymous No.56830171]

>>56828766
>>who said we're gonna pump today?
>Me
>And if I say so, it will pump
Should've listened, bobos

[Anonymous No.56830173]

>>56830132
learn to trade faggot. Not here to waste my time on FUNdaMENTALs

[Anonymous No.56830177]

>>56830132
>+20% on the day
No moral victories in the market

[Anonymous No.56830185]

>>56830135
too soon! im waiting if it turns up or not.

[Anonymous No.56830196]

Uh... I'd like to make an important post in the new thread
What's the holdup?

[Anonymous No.56830198]

>>56830165
yup I was there. If this halvening aligns with a faceripper meltup in the nasdaq then january is gonna be a sweet month.

>>56830177
nearly 30% if you caught the opening move or even more if you caught yesterday's afterhours drop below 5.5

[Anonymous No.56830221]

>>56830127
Leveraged ETFs are an /smg/ tradition. Mostly we just laugh at that one BOIL fag though.
The presence of trash does not justify more trash.

[Anonymous No.56830229]

>>56830168
At the end of the day, either he will plow on till he reaches the goal on reduced inflation, or something breaks with banks and he's forced to turn on the printer again.

[Anonymous No.56830246]

Market makers will wait until everyone sells their shorts at a loss and then dump the market.

[Anonymous No.56830250]

LMAO BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56830259]

>>56830246
They can eat my shorts. Just DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.56830267]

Mr. Jay may say some gay things at the college

[Anonymous No.56830272]

>>56830221
If you can trade it with a strategy in mind then it doesn't matter.

On the other hand faggots using Leveraged ETFs for long term buy and holds or Leveraged ETNs to trade commodities futures is just pure nonsense. So go be a bugaboo about these clowns.

[Anonymous No.56830273]

>>56830246
Market makers can suck my dick. IM NOT FUCKING CLOSING!!

[Anonymous No.56830275]

now i boughted shot for a gamble. have a tight stop so ill lose like 5$ at most.

[Anonymous No.56830279]

No one will see this but AVAV was my best buy this year. Drone warfare and police shit ain't going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.56830280]

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HOOKED
BUT (you) GOT HOOKED

[Anonymous No.56830295]

>>56830229
Yep, but it seems that no matter how many times he says all this that very few are really hearing it.

[Anonymous No.56830296]

>>56830267
>*squints hard and peers into the crowd*
>can someone turn up the lights?
>it's so dark in here I can only see eyes and teeth

[Anonymous No.56830316]

Baking!

[Anonymous No.56830317]

lazy shits. new
>>56830313
>>56830313
>>56830313

[Anonymous No.56830318]

>yields
lol

[Anonymous No.56830393]

>>56830279
chart looks good

[Anonymous No.56830472]

>>56828556
Anyone that has ever shorted a stock has negative dividends…

[Anonymous No.56830690]

>>56830085
So how she look anon?