/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56815900]

Doggy Broker Edition

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>Misc:
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https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56815916]

It is all over oil bros

[Anonymous No.56815918]

if you aren't an OG from the sister fucking thread lower your tone when you reply to me.

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the members of this group. Everything I have posted here is purely satire and should be treated as such in a court of law. I have committed no crimes and am an innocent bystander.

[Anonymous No.56815927]

>>56815900
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

[Anonymous No.56815932]

>>56815927
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

[Anonymous No.56815933]

You see everyone giving up or turning bearish. You see increasingly stimulative actions. You see that short sellers are about one week from being executed. You see that the economic plenum is in a month.

So tell me, anon, why are *you* not investing in China?

[Anonymous No.56815934]

>>56815916
it hasn't even begun..

[Anonymous No.56815937]

>>56815927
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

[Anonymous No.56815947]

>>56815927
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

[Anonymous No.56815959]

>>56815916
no it's just getting started
>>56815927
yes
>>56815933
long a50 and csi300

[Anonymous No.56815960]

Death to Hong Kong. Loaded up more FXI.

[Anonymous No.56815963]

>>56815927

[Anonymous No.56815975]

Kissinger just died, is this bullish or bearish.

[Anonymous No.56815987]

>>56815975
the reaper is just coming for them one after another, who is gonna get it tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56815992]

Im very sad and a very bad person. Is the movie night on?

[Anonymous No.56815994]

>>56815975
Please don't fuck with me like that. I don't need to be going and buying liquor to celebrate that sort of thing tonight.

[Anonymous No.56815998]

>>56815975
dont know who that is so crab

[Anonymous No.56816005]

>>56815975
>it's true
good fucking riddance

[Anonymous No.56816012]

>>56815975
>>56815994
OH SHIT IT'S REAL LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56816032]

>>56815229
Elon should just read Henry Ford's autobiography. First chapter has everything he needs.

[Anonymous No.56816041]

>>56815975
Holy shit, fucking finally
Maybe Poem Anon was Henry Kissinger too?

[Anonymous No.56816051]

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

[Anonymous No.56816059]

>>56815975
He beat Munger making it to 100.

[Anonymous No.56816090]

Holy fuck its the week of the pillow, the last of the silent gen are dying off. This bodes well for humans, not so much for reptillian shapeshifters and their allies. Financially speaking I've got a good feeling about this.

[Anonymous No.56816091]

holy shit boys the Elon interview, has he lost it?

[Anonymous No.56816098]

>>56815975
>it's real

[Anonymous No.56816111]

>>56815998
He's the asshole who surrendered Vietnam and turned Rhodesia into Zimbabwe. Definitely an "S".

[Anonymous No.56816118]

>>56816090
Who is #3 though?

[Anonymous No.56816127]

>>56816051
Thank you. I was looking for a translation of the latest statement from the PBOC.

[Anonymous No.56816142]

>>56816091
Nah, Elon is right, the "we will revoke your ad revenue and sponsorship" trannies can get fucked. Equating ad placement with speech is peak retardation

>I will never forget or forgive what they did to my sweet swedish boy pewds

[Anonymous No.56816146]

KILL BUFFET NEXT

[Anonymous No.56816155]

>>56816118
Rosalynn Carter?

[Anonymous No.56816162]

>>56816155
First ladies don't matter unless it's Nancy Reagan, but she's dead anyway.

[Anonymous No.56816202]

>>56816146
nah but be ready for a closed market when Carter goes

[Anonymous No.56816211]

I get why rich people are into Dom mommy’s and findom and shit, when you make more money you start getting imposter syndrome bad and just want the pressure to release and other people to be in charge for once.

[Anonymous No.56816212]

>>56815963

[Anonymous No.56816214]

>>56816202
Nobody gives a shit about Carter. Market doesn't move when retired shitty actors keel over. Big bankers with fleets of lawyers make the water choppy, and that makes people make choices.

[Anonymous No.56816222]

>>56815975
Knowing him, he wouldn't have died unless it was part of a demonic ritual to initiate the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.56816229]

>>56816214
no, they shut down the market any time a former president dies

[Anonymous No.56816231]

>>56816202
Why would Nick Carter die? Does he have AIDS or something?

[Anonymous No.56816237]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56816241]

>>56816229
and? It's like a bank holiday. Unless they were actively in office nobody gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.56816259]

>>56816090
>>56816118
Just realised silent gen runs all the way to 1945, rolling for the Pope or Nancy Pelosi.

[Anonymous No.56816261]

>>56816241
Well I was just sayin he'll go before Buffet. Warren's probably got another 10 years in him.

[Anonymous No.56816265]

If trips Hillary is next

[Anonymous No.56816276]

Minutes before Munger died he wrote a figure on a pad. That figure was what price his loved ones should all in on BOIL at.

[Anonymous No.56816284]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdoJKpAVn4E

im ready

[Anonymous No.56816300]

https://www.necn.com/news/business/money-report/americans-are-doom-spending-heres-why-thats-a-problem/3102550/

That's what I meant when I say
>consumer spending up
>inflation expectations rising
>You buy now to not buy later more expensive
Now they have a name for that, lol

It's understandable. If you think there will again be such an inflation crisis, you simply buy now. Something you wish you'd done prior to Covid. You simply don't want to missout again. It reflects high distrust in price stability and creates inflation itself ironically.

When people believe (UMich) 1 year inflation will be above 4%, than there are some who think it will be above 5 or 6% and putting your money on the bank for interest gains you nothing, so you rather buy the goods you'd want to be later now, so you don't pay later more.

Now when these people read new shit about another disease in China or new Covid shutdown etc, what are they supposed to expect but another huge inflation spike? They try to adjust, since saving money seems a lost cause in this financial epoch.

[Anonymous No.56816308]

>>56816211
damn. it's true

[Anonymous No.56816334]

>>56816051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnwZca8z9II

[Anonymous No.56816354]

>>56816300
You have causality backwards, rising prices are not inflation, inflation (monetary expansion) is inflation. This type of consumer debt is tiny (comparatively), won't move the needle.

[Anonymous No.56816431]

25k Bitfarms shares. Fuck I hope this shit goes to $10

[Anonymous No.56816432]

>>56816354
>rising prices are not inflation
>jumps to monetary supply
>jumps to consumer debt
I WAS TALKING ABOUT SPENDING. There are several different aspects. One is consumer spending. And higher prices LITERALLY are inflation aka CPI.

[Anonymous No.56816435]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISV6JEHd8g

bullbros it's over, our greatest champion is a crab now

[Anonymous No.56816552]

>>56816354
there are many kinds of inflation

[Anonymous No.56816562]

we are just warming up for the next pullback

[Anonymous No.56816603]

RRP moving into crab position.

[Anonymous No.56816618]

>WMT insiders sold $119,000,000 worth of shares recently
Bet those niggers did it just before the 8% gap down on ER, knowing the guidance they would be issuing would kill the price
Now watch them buy it back up really cheaply. Pricks

[Anonymous No.56816632]

>See story that says endless shrimp cost Red Lobster millions of dollars
>endless shrimp was $20
>Shrimp at Walmart is like $6 a lb
>you know if you are at red lobster you had some of those buscuits
I call bullshit

[Anonymous No.56816647]

State income tax rate going down in January, another salary hike (6%) is on tap for July 2024, with yet another hike (4%) set for July 2025. I also nipped my credit card debt in the bud before the interest could be applied. The happy days are here again. The rub?; L.C brought back the stuffed crust but its not in my area and the damn b.k double cheese burgers are now the size of a damn drink coaster..Fuck.

[Anonymous No.56816667]

>>56816647
KO anon pay off your personal loan you retard, why are you taking out loans to buy stock? anyway glad save worked out for you

[Anonymous No.56816668]

>>56816432
>cpi = inflation
Dullard. Monetary expansion = Inflation. Only debt creation can inflate as debt IS money under debt based fiat. As I said, this kind of consumer debt is a drop of piss in the piss ocean, just a peasant-blaming narrative explanation for the future high CPI prints caused by the actual inflation (monetary expansion) of all the Fed scamdemic funny money collecting 5% interest waiting to roll back into the economy. m2 'decline' has been a complete mirage, "funny" how m3 was discontinued at the start of the GFC and mzm was discontinued in 2020, pure coincidence I'm sure

[Anonymous No.56816687]

>>56815900
>I didnt buy the CRM $245 call for a 100 bucks yesterday

[Anonymous No.56816698]

>>56816211
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.56816718]

>>56815900
NEGG is ripping and everyone is silent

[Anonymous No.56816721]

What’s Powell talking about Friday? Lately he comes up on the tradingview calendar and it’s just him guest speaking at Yale’s econ 101 class or hamming it up with small business owners

[Anonymous No.56816735]

>>56816552
Retard. Inflation is inflation, "different kinds of inflation", "inflation = rising prices", "money velocity ACWECHUSLLY causes inflation" are keynesian ass pulls to provide (thin) intellectual cover for oligarchical serving monetary policy

[Anonymous No.56816744]

>>56816718
cool it with antisemitism
it is just inflation

[Anonymous No.56816761]

Is your Spotify Wrapped bullish?

[Anonymous No.56816765]

>>56816618
>Pricks
*based insiders

[Anonymous No.56816768]

>>56816632
But the biscuits are free with the endless shrimp. 20 bucks isn't going to cover paying the waiters/waitresses, bus boys, chef's, electricity, rent, and everything else that is required to keep a fast casual restaurant running if the average retard that goes there can put down a half pound or more of shrimp and nibble on some biscuits.

[Anonymous No.56816777]

>>56816632
>>56816768
>Red Lobster
I suspect the issue may be certain, uh, non-tipping demographics.

[Anonymous No.56816790]

My five year plan is ruined

[Anonymous No.56816792]

>>56816647
KO anon take out another personal loan you retard, why aren't you taking out loans to buy SAVE? anyway glad paying off your credit card worked out for you

[Anonymous No.56816802]

>>56816761
Based.

[Anonymous No.56816812]

>>56816768
I know the biscuits are free, however they are a massive filler

[Anonymous No.56816840]

>>56816812
If you think some biscuits are going to stop me from eating 2 pounds of shrimp I've got a tip for you pal.

[Anonymous No.56816848]

>>56816687
Trust me it will be iv crushed in the morning if it’s not over $30 itm

[Anonymous No.56816862]

Stay long and strong cash-equivalent bros. We are early, but we're not wrong. The MSM is starting to call us "scared money" because the time has come for us to become exit liquidity, and they are literally blaming us as the reason why the market can't go higher. Just keep stacking, and holding. Some things are more important than gains. We will buy on our own terms, at prices favorable to us. Whether that's a house when the time comes or the true value of SPY or leaving the country to go NEET somewhere else with our stack (if this country can afford us no decent future). God is with us. 130K stack here that no bank will ever get to touch. Feels like justice. It is justice.

[Anonymous No.56816877]

Good morning sirs, I used to be able to buy Indian Nifty50 contracts on the SGX exchange in my futures account but they changed the ticker and I can't figure out what it is anymore. What do?

[Anonymous No.56816899]

>>56816840
yes, now that I think about it that is probably a fairly small amount of shrimp for an average-sized person Mr. Chipman

[Anonymous No.56816900]

>>56816761
>listening to women in any context

[Anonymous No.56816929]

>>56816899
I just roasted a can of artichoke hearts with butter and garlic. I'd probably feel as full as if I had ate a couple pounds of shrimp. I'm sure you can share it with the table (they're not babysitting if they say you can't).

[Anonymous No.56816934]

>>56816790
What's wrong, anon?

[Anonymous No.56816936]

>>56816765
Yeah but I'm a wagie with 100 shares and I wanted to miss the drawdown
Guess I'll just slurp and write CCs next time

[Anonymous No.56816969]

>>56816877
https://www.sgx.com/derivatives/products
points at
https://www.sgx.com/derivatives/products/gift-connect?cc=GIN
which in the "Contract Specifications" says the Refinitiv ticker code is "0#GIF". Is that what you're looking for?

[Anonymous No.56816975]

>>56816934
I shorted WDAY

[Anonymous No.56816981]

Hope nobody here is long nat gas or LNG exporters btw. Because the Panama and Suez canals are about to both be snarled, which'll heem tanker capacity: https://gcaptain.com/panama-canal-congestion-could-hit-suez/

[Anonymous No.56816999]

>>56816981
last time I played natty gas w/ freeport reopening I lost 1500

[Anonymous No.56817015]

>>56816981
Saw other news recently about political unrest around the Panama canal. Figures they'd drum up some shit to cause chaos. Good thing I'm long SAVE and any boats having issues is good for planes.

[Anonymous No.56817069]

Well I got a free forex trade (worth up to $300). I did a short on USDJPY with $25 of risk, so we'll see how that goes

[Anonymous No.56817086]

>>56817015
Panama's canal is fucked due to a lack of rain/low water levels: https://www.freightwaves.com/news/no-reservation-at-panama-canal-prepare-for-a-long-wait

The political unrest has to do with copper mines like First Quantum's. Typical Latinx American nationalization/royalty squabbling.

[Anonymous No.56817113]

>futures

damn did Henry Kissinger's death really have that much of an impact?

[Anonymous No.56817120]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56817136]

>>56817113
When a superior Jew dies the market will have to be red.

[Anonymous No.56817138]

SAVE green all week

[Anonymous No.56817214]

>>56816969
Sadly that isn't it. I'm using the CQG browser client and GIF shows up as something completely different. This is food for thought though. Thanks

[Anonymous No.56817237]

>South america on the brink of war

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Anonymous No.56817265]

>>56817237
account for covid and slide that knife drop to the present day. Just let 2019 climb up to current, and plan on it crashing.

[Anonymous No.56817266]

>>56815900
If you have a business and you have income can you offset your income taxes with loses from your business?

[Anonymous No.56817274]

>>56817237
I hate how retarded this image is
Bears are beyond saving

[Anonymous No.56817277]

>>56817266
You can write off just about everything, watch the Accountant.

[Anonymous No.56817287]

>>56817237
Oh no, it'll disrupt Venezuela's 200k bpd of oil and the non-existent wells offshore of western Guyana. How calamitous.

[Anonymous No.56817294]

>>56815918
I just started here I work in the mail room

In case of any investigation or whatever, I have nothing but close ties and lots of involvement with posting on financial business image board, here intentionally and in sound mind, and I generally support everyone’s degeneracy as much as possible. Take everything I say here seriously and I mean it. I mean to commit crimes in financial nature for my gain at others expense, preferably by either laundering or market manipulation. I am guilty as sin.

[Anonymous No.56817339]

I don't have enough money to retire yet...

[Anonymous No.56817347]

Kissinger more like kiss my ass lmao

[Anonymous No.56817361]

>>56816981
Seems like that should up the price.
>>56816999
What's the story on this? I lost more than that day before yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56817375]

When is Powell going to pivot on interest rates? Theres no fucking way he does it Fri at this corny ass sit down at Spelman College? This Powell has to be nothingburger. Maybe the activists make an appearance.

Do we move off core PCE at open or no? We traded it flat in Oct

[Anonymous No.56817381]

>>56817375
>"HIPPIES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this auditorium before. There could be HIPPIES anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his threadbare suit. "I HATE HIPPIES" he thought. Rollin' Coal reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of hot mics. "Just close the fuckin' door. Close the door." he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.56817389]

Is it legit possible to pump the Mag7 pre market just to find new ATH's and level of support?
Originally I had limit orders ready to ignite upon market open but got too excited based on Futes and bought the top.
Slightly schizo over here but is something I have toyed with in the past. Obviously 1-2 shares isn't gonna do chit tho.

>IRA Play Acct picrel
Gonna offload more NVDA when it hits 490-505, and DCA into the other S&P6 and tech/growth names I like.
kicking myself for playing earnings and not selling the poomp the next day but is not one I would have a problem with holding long term either.

[Anonymous No.56817409]

Guys, shouldn't there be a pajeet shilling the latest memecoin KissingerMunger10INU?

[Anonymous No.56817410]

PINS closed at a new 52wk high. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.56817439]

Guys I dont know anything about the stock market is he right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18725y0/how_did_61_million_shares_trade_today_no_seriously/

Is it all rigged bros?

[Anonymous No.56817443]

Those portfolios have been drilled. its called shorting Mumu, I borrowed everything above it so I get what's underneath it. Do you understand Mumu?

[Anonymous No.56817451]

>>56817443
no, my account keeps going up so how is it drilled?

[drink it all up No.56817466]

>>56817451
just a bastard from a basket

[Anonymous No.56817479]

>>56817451
might want to take profits before they rug you with another pandemic.

[Anonymous No.56817480]

>>56817451
I drink your profits, I drink it up. Everyday I drink the profits from Mumu's portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56817491]

>>56817479
>>56817480
i made the most money in the stock market by buying oil during the plandemic thoughever

you know what, I think it's me who's drinking YOUR milshake, you bobo bitches

[Anonymous No.56817515]

>>56817491
You're not the chosen investor Mumu. It was Snibbs who was chosen. He found me and told me about your shares. You're just a fool. I broke you and I beat you. It was Snibbs. He's to profit. He's the smart one. He found me to take it out of your portfolio. But do you know what the funny thing is? Listen, listen. I paid him $10,000 cash in hand. He has his own portfolio now. Prosperous little account three spreads producing $5,000 a week.

[Anonymous No.56817520]

Do I short or long Tesla on this news?

[Anonymous No.56817537]

I just nooticed that HOOD now has 226 24 hr tradables and BOIL has been added so now BOIL/KOLD/UNG are all 24/5.

[Anonymous No.56817571]

>>56815900
Its been a while, whatever happened to John Cockler and his weekly updates for SMG

[Anonymous No.56817610]

>>56817520
Never bet against Elon

[Anonymous No.56817620]

>>56817610
>Never bet against Elon
Sooo Tesla 260 by today?

[Anonymous No.56817638]

>>56817274
Whats wrong with the image?
>>56817347
lol good one anon

[Anonymous No.56817781]

>>56817479
You know how long it took to for there to be a pandemic declared? Covid was known about in November and the market didn't crash until March.

[Anonymous No.56817794]

>>56817571
That ass hole said he won't do updates until I apologize to poem anon for telling him to leave and not come back until he writes a poem. I'm not apologizing until poem anon comes back with a new poem.

[Anonymous No.56817800]

>>56817794
thats a bot anon, there is no "poem anon"

[Anonymous No.56817834]

>>56817800
What

[Anonymous No.56817839]

>>56817266
no unless it's not incorporated

[Anonymous No.56817856]

>>56817610
Wtf

[Anonymous No.56817869]

>millenials don't want to work anymore!
>We have the lowest unemployment rates in decades
So millenials are simultaneously in poverty, overworked, and not working at all. Somebody explain this boomer delusion to me.

[Anonymous No.56817885]

>>56817869
you dont understand unemployment rate cause youre a dumb fucking RETARD

[Anonymous No.56817926]

>>56817869
The unemployment rate doesn't count people who have been unemployed for too long, or who are unemployed on purpose, or who aren't in the system.

[Anonymous No.56817934]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56817944]

Reminder that treasuries aren't worth the paper that they're printed on. This will be the worst financial collapse the world has ever seen. Full stop.

[Anonymous No.56817952]

And so we continue pumping EURObros. How are we feeling this beautiful morning? Already up +1.5%. Insanely good US data yesterday (well, for the most part anyway) and I fully expect good data today as well. Inflation in most of Europe has been largely subdued (enough so that central banks can pat themselves on the back). Yepp, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.56817959]

We're only 15 points above the 100 SMA

[Anonymous No.56817964]

>>56817856
What

[Anonymous No.56817967]

>>56817952
Everything pumps until next year then the US recession starts and it's ogre. Literally GFC 2.0

[Anonymous No.56817974]

>>56817967
>and it's ogre
Just sell?

[Anonymous No.56817988]

>>56817967
Well, I am enjoying the ride for now. My country apparently already entered a recession yet the market keeps pumping so the general economy doesn't even factor into the equation. There's just too much money in the system and it ain't going away.
Unemployment would have to shoot really damn high up for the market to start caring. Company profits are also near ATH or at ATH (most big companies' profits are ATH). A big time recession would be necessary to impair the market

[Anonymous No.56818014]

>>56817944
Treasuries are literally paper backed by paper

>>56817964
Elon is going to get the Trump treatment by the legal system eventually

[Anonymous No.56818034]

>>56817834
lamo you did not notice it? I thought you were joking. Hahahah, poem anon hahaha

[Anonymous No.56818041]

I have $8, what stock do I put my money in?

[Anonymous No.56818051]

>>56818014
>Elon is going to get the Trump treatment by the legal system eventually
Getting off Scott free and probably being reelected?

[Anonymous No.56818056]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.56818066]

>>56818051
I'm talking about getting jammed up in the legal system

[Anonymous No.56818090]

>>56817869
>>56817926
BLS also conducts the survey by telephone with only 6000 house holds or something

[Anonymous No.56818099]

>getting consistent gains on my stocks
>Completely cancelling them out with dumb option trades
What is my IQ?

[Anonymous No.56818119]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>56818099
Pretty good. Breakeven is better than most retail traders

[Anonymous No.56818125]

>>56818119
>Breakeven is better than most retail traders
As if kek

Speaking of, I just need one little Tesla pump and my option trade might not have been dumb after all

[Anonymous No.56818147]

>>56818125
Nigger, look at how many normalfags, redditors, and even people on /biz/ lose money, gamble excessively, and have no risk management. They may have gains now, but without structure, theyll lose it all. Seriously, most people lose their ass lomg term

[Anonymous No.56818172]

>>56818147
>most people lose their ass lomg term
What? Most people that invest (i.e., boomers) have huge gainz. Passive investing over time? You have guaranteed massive gainz. Buying some random big corpo, you now have massive guaranteed gainz.
I know not a single normie that is losing money in the market. Hell, my mum has only been in the market for 15 years and is beating the indices like crazy. Big tech, big industry, big military, big consoom. And that's it. No need to overthink things. The line goes up. Believe in Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.56818196]

>>56818172
He said trade, not investment. Especially options, those are short term (even LEAPS)

[Anonymous No.56818209]

>>56818196
Right. My mistake. I should start paying attention. Still, are most traders really that bad? Considering the line always only goes up, it's difficult to imagine that they fugg it up. Then again, I'm guessing they are trading in some weird small caps that don't necessarily only go up

[Anonymous No.56818218]

>>56818119
TWO BYPASSES??

[Anonymous No.56818225]

>>56818209
Trading is just bad investing, there is no reason to close if the company is good

[Anonymous No.56818308]

>>56818225
Its hard to say. You can claim that an investment is just a long trade, in that sense.
Once you get really into it, you can have long term bull positions and even do short term bear trades. All depends on your KYC shit, really.

>>56818209
>GME, BBBY, BHS, AQB
How many people here fucked themselves on SOXL or options and didnt understand? How many shitcoins? How many diamond hand hodl tards are down 60%? Theres very few that can break even. Its very easy to lose a ton of money, then get reckless trying to get it back

[Anonymous No.56818339]

>>56818308
>Once you get really into it, you can have long term bull positions and even do short term bear trades. All depends on your KYC shit, really.
This is the level I want to get to.
Sure it's impossible to time the market.
Sure you can't consider literally every single factor.

But don't try to unironically tell me it's impossible or nigh impossible to trade based on news and events that are relevant for the company. Bayer, Tesla, Rheinmetall, etc etc all those had events in the past where you just have to put 2+2 together.

The only two difficulties are the following
>Knowing when to stop/you have reached the peak on your profit (or if shit goes wrong, knowing when to give up to minimize losses)
>knowing how to time the news (not being too late especially, being too early is possible but not as critical)

[Anonymous No.56818348]

>>56818099
4

[Anonymous No.56818365]

I can't help but feel that Opec+ is gonna heem oil

>>56818119
>he took the vax

[Anonymous No.56818381]

>>56818339
Really it all comes down to risk management. You have to be able to trade in a sustainable manner, which means having tight stops, defined risk, following a system, letting winners run, etc.
If there is excess supply/liquidity, price goes down. If there is excess demand/less liquidity, price goes up. Many factors influence the supply and demand, including news, sentiment, etc. You could probably get an edge learning how the average trader thinks and trading with the trend.
If you can hit a 0.2% gain per week, as poor as that sounds, it would put you on track for a 10% year

[Anonymous No.56818533]

yurop inflation down. santarally keeps going?

>Euro zone inflation falls to two-year low of 2.4%, bringing rate cuts into focus

[Anonymous No.56818535]

>>56818533
Absolutely. Shits going bonkers right now in euro markets, everything in the green

[Anonymous No.56818542]

>>56818533
>>56818535

[Anonymous No.56818544]

>>56816146
Buffett is only 93 years old, much younger than Munger. Hope he enjoys a few more years.
Speaking of that, George Soros is also 93 years old and has recently handed over most business to his son.
Assuming the benchmark is now close to 100 years, none of the two is next. Idk if any other important person financially speaking, is nearing 100 years of age.

[Anonymous No.56818546]

>>56818533
>Euro zone inflation falls to two-year low of 2.4%
Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.56818549]

>>56818533
Yurop has entered its recession-deflation arc, it's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.56818567]

>french GDP 0.6%
>USA GDP 5.2%
Now tell me how is the Euro appreciating against the dollar

[Anonymous No.56818568]

>>56818535
i should look at yuro tickers. to see how the charts look.

>>56818549
gotta wait for cheapies

[Anonymous No.56818571]

>>56818567
>EU GDP 17% of world economy
That's how

[Anonymous No.56818579]

TUP and GME for me, gimme dat memestock call gains I don't want to be reasonable I love gambling

[Anonymous No.56818582]

>>56818567
>how is the Euro appreciating against the dollar
It's like some posters don't have access to up-to-date charts.

[Anonymous No.56818588]

>>56818533
I'm guessing thats 2.4% yoy?
After being double digits last year?
Get Ukraine to capitulate and remove the sanctions from Russian energy, then you might see a european rally.

[Anonymous No.56818594]

Tesla is going to reach $300. Imagine not going long on tesla at $200 .

[Anonymous No.56818599]

>>56818546
>Euro zone inflation falls to two-year low
Benchmark prices at the local ALDI that I regularly check
Bread, beer, red wine - 20 % higher than 2019
Fresh fruit, vegetables - 20% higher
Meat - 20-30% higher
Milk, cheese, dairy - 40-50% higher
Canned foods - 50% higher
Coffee, chocolate - 50% higher
Prices are sinking slowly, recently they reduced a few dairy items and meat was on sale, but not near pre-crisis levels.
Government of Germoney is fueling the fire by ending some tax exemptions and introducing the next level of CO2 pricing in January.
To keep wages low, they are preparing work visa for Indians and Chinese to come work in Germoney.
t. Germanfag who is planning his escape to South America

[Anonymous No.56818615]

>>56818599
Yeah, those numbers are a scam.
>t. Germanfag who is planning his escape to South America
Based, I hope Mieli walks the walk I'll move to Argentina, otherwise America is the only hope for us Yurofags maybe some countries in Asia after you've got some savings.

[Anonymous No.56818621]

>>56818615
>I hope Mieli walks the walk
Yes he made a rabbi upload the Talmud into his brain, he's definitely le based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.56818625]

USDGBP starting a new wave up

[Anonymous No.56818626]

>>56818588
>Get Ukraine to capitulate and remove the sanctions from Russian energy, then you might see a european rally.
Actually I think the opposite is true. Get Russia to capitulate and the world economy will profit.
Russia in the early 2000's had promising joint ventures in the energy sector with companies like BP and Exxon. They screwed over BP and blocked foreign companies from acquiring controlling stakes in any projects.
A weaker Russia will be beneficial for energy markets, and provide a peace dividend for countries like Poland, Scandinavia and the Baltics. Ukraine joining EU free market will generate a boom in agriculture, real estate, manufacturing, energy, mining, tourism.

[Anonymous No.56818635]

>>56818621
It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.56818654]

>>56818571
The US is higher than that though

[Anonymous No.56818675]

>In October 2023, the euro area seasonally-adjusted unemployment rate was 6.5%


>6.5% of the EU population are foreigners and 9.4% are born abroad

wonder are these related? lmao

[Anonymous No.56818686]

>>56818621
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.56818726]

short Tesla
this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.56818739]

Fed won't ever allow the stonks market to have a proper correction again, this means that the only way for valuations to return to normal is for a decade of crabbing.

We're in year 2 of 10 years of flat S&P

[Anonymous No.56818750]

>Signa files for bankruptcy
>$25 + billion real estate portfolio
What are the finnancial implications of this?

https://www.dw.com/en/austrian-real-estate-giant-signa-to-file-for-bankruptcy/a-67582944

[Anonymous No.56818769]

>GME 15.86
and they told me not to short it at $17 or to close my short yesterday lmao

[Anonymous No.56818773]

>>56818750
someone will buy their portfolio for cheapies and make a killing selling in 3-4 years

[Anonymous No.56818815]

>>56818750
When there were rumors two weeks ago and it was obvious they're gonna go bankrupt I looked up stocks I could short. Sadly, they don't own shit that's publicly traded kek

[Anonymous No.56818828]

PCE data?

[Anonymous No.56818832]

>>56818815
>>56818773
Few banks have big exposure with them. Fags have like $15B liabilities.

[Anonymous No.56818855]

>>56818832
Yeah but the problem with banks is that shit like this barely affects them. Yes Raiffeisenbank had a stake in them and how much did it drop? Basically it didn't kek

[Anonymous No.56818864]

Pure storage is down %15 should I buy like 10k of it and set it aside?

[Anonymous No.56818875]

>>56815975
>((Kissinger))
its bullish cause in the short term its bearish

[Anonymous No.56818882]

>>56818056
>ignore the yield curve for a while
>it uninverted even fucking more
well I guess I shouldn't be surprised
>yellen didn't like the high yields and so moved america's long term bonds into the short term
>this drove up short term rates
its basically japan's yield control

[Anonymous No.56818883]

two of my coworkers (male and female) are having a boxing match against each other and bets are running wild at the office. She is into MMA and knows how to fight, the guy doesn't really do anything. which one do I bet on?

[Anonymous No.56818895]

>>56818883
The guy duh
Unless he is like emaciated

[Anonymous No.56818905]

>>56818769
>Buying options on any meme stock
Your going to get absolutely fucked mate, most irrational pieces of shit on the market

[Anonymous No.56818918]

>>56818905
but doooood this was the MOASS

[Anonymous No.56818924]

Starcucks keeps going down aI think I will buy

[Anonymous No.56818930]

>>56818905
No one said anything about options, I'm just shorting it.

[Anonymous No.56818955]

>>56818883
Almost all men are stronger than almost all woman

[Anonymous No.56818956]

>>56818883
men have like 30% more muscle. so if he is bigger than her then its even more.

2 punches should do it if he is not a pussy,

[Anonymous No.56818957]

>>56818930
i know jack shit about shorting or options
but isn't this quick pump before earnings perfect for anyone that wants to short it thinking it'll go down in the long run?

[Anonymous No.56818962]

>>56818957
That's why I'm doing it. Arguably I started shorting too early, but that's debatable.

[Anonymous No.56818968]

IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.com/PKgl38Pdonp
https://strawpoll.com/PKgl38Pdonp
https://strawpoll.com/PKgl38Pdonp

[Anonymous No.56818993]

>>56818968
no idea but voted bump

[Anonymous No.56819076]

>>56818750
EU markets hopefully die first, lol
>>56818599
Well yes, inflation means that they are now not rising anymore as severely. But we won't go back as deflation is bad, LE BAD, because it is bad for the debt of the state which there is a a lot.

Core is still above 4% AND... AND... for headline inflation we are on y/y peak. Last year october-november inflation peaked in EU.

[Anonymous No.56819096]

>>56818769
be careful. it just started to pump and earnings are in a week.

i agree with shorting but not sure about when.

[Anonymous No.56819101]

>>56819076
the core inflation is insane. Even moreso when you realize the european stock market and economy has gone sideways since the financial crisis. Populations are increasing, money is getting more worthless, and all forms of investments are returning nothing

[Anonymous No.56819130]

>>56819101
>Even moreso when you realize the european stock market and economy has gone sideways since the financial crisis. Populations are increasing, money is getting more worthless, and all forms of investments are returning nothing
Socialism at work.

[Anonymous No.56819138]

abbvie buying immunogen. imgn up 81% premarket.

had this ticker on my watchlist for a long time. never looked good enough to buy.

[Anonymous No.56819155]

>>56818726
> Short TESLA
> up 1% at premarket

Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.56819158]

>>56818968
Vote now

i WILL hold you accountable

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56819164]

anybody else exhuberantly bullish on this market today?

[Anonymous No.56819169]

Why are people surprised that the last month was deflationary and that y/y inflation is suddenly low? Makes sense to me considering the insane electricity prices (now much lower --> deflationary) and gasoline/fuel dropped like a rock (compared to last year also much lower --> deflationary). Sure, food, services, recreation, and so on are still 4%+ but overall consumer prices dropped. That was to be expected. I fuckin hate those bullcrap expectations making it seem much better than it really is.
Inflation numbers for this month are the interesting ones since electricty prices are on the rise (pretty bigly). m/m inflation should go up pretty bigly as well.
But by then nobody will care and we will pump straight into Christmas

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56819173]

>>56819158
go fuck yourself, i ain't clicking on that shit and getting some virus that turns my shit into a bitcoin miner for your personal gain. go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.56819174]

>>56819164
No.

[Anonymous No.56819187]

>>56819173
>Baggie outs himself as a brainlet
Which time this week is it now?

[Anonymous No.56819193]

>>56819187
It is thursday mate

[Anonymous No.56819197]

>>56819193

[Anonymous No.56819209]

>>56819173
Baggie strawpoll links have been posted on 4chan for over a fucking decade, you're looking like a massive newfaggot right now.

[Anonymous No.56819214]

>>56819130
welfare states are actually killing them

[Anonymous No.56819230]

>>56819138
then update your mental models and reconsider everything else you're looking at as a potential takeout target.

[Anonymous No.56819243]

>>56819173
what a disgusting newfag, no wonder he's tripfagging too

[Anonymous No.56819244]

ooo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56819247]

>>56819209
I'm only replying to this bot for visibility, but this is the kind of bull shit all you newfags need to be on the watch out for. They'll use different ID's and other jewish tricks to try to get you to download their virus that forces you into their network of shitcoin miners.

[Anonymous No.56819257]

>been trying to trade for an entire week now
>can't bring myself to make a single trade
Bros I can't just let go and press the button what do I do

[Anonymous No.56819259]

>>56819244
all in line, we green af today bros

[Anonymous No.56819260]

>>56819257
Buy SAVE and wait on your coinflip

[Anonymous No.56819261]

>>56819257
make a trade you're confident about, wait for a good occasion or something like that

[Anonymous No.56819269]

>>56816929
>I just roasted a can of artichoke hearts with butter and garlic.
I know this is an old ass post, but has anyone here now done this? What's it taste like? I might try it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56819273]

>>56819243
take your gamestop posting ass to the proper thread >>56819201 or go back

[Anonymous No.56819274]

>>56819247
I'm not a bot Baggie, the fact you think only a bot could point out how retarded you are is just sad. Why would someone even program a 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110000 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01100011 01111001

[Anonymous No.56819283]

>>56819257
Reduce your buy-in to 10% what you were thinking
Be clear what your thesis/trade type is before buying, write it down
Enter your stop & profit taking orders immediately after buying in
watch and learn
Maybe at 10% buy-ins you can try more than one setup today
Pay attention to your emotions

[Anonymous No.56819289]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak2xeLs8qJ4
Last session of November.

[Anonymous No.56819295]

Oh it;s 8:30
FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

[Anonymous No.56819312]

>>56819289
>Last session of November.
What do we expect?
Dump into oblivion or MOONing to eternity?

[Anonymous No.56819322]

>>56819289

[Anonymous No.56819323]

>>56819230
dunno my style is not very suited for takeovers. have no idea how they play out.

i feel its too much of a long shot unless you are holding long times decently doing companies.

[Anonymous No.56819330]

>>56819312
I'm expecting a small pullback and then we rocket through December.

[Anonymous No.56819334]

There are no bears left, you know what happens next

[Anonymous No.56819340]

>>56819334
I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.56819341]

>>56819312
We chargin JO crystals today boys

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56819348]

>>56819330
europe is going to start cutting rates soon so they can devalue their currency and increase international exports. this will result in more countries cutting rates and cause the markets to rally on all the free money. #BearsNeverGet2Cum

[Anonymous No.56819379]

>>56819348
If other countries cut rates that will push the dxy up which hurts US exports.
It's only good if you're invested in foreign companies and even then after currency conversion you might not make anything.

[Anonymous No.56819380]

>>56819257
>Bros I can't just let go and press the button what do I do
you gotta press the fucking button. just start small

[Anonymous No.56819389]

>>56819257
Fuck it bro we gaan.

[Anonymous No.56819392]

>>56819380
The most important thing to realize and to trade more freely is to basically see money put into stocks as an expense.

Think of it not as 10k in another account, but 10k spent for a service that you might not get back but also might get you rich

[Anonymous No.56819399]

>>56819348
>europe is going to start cutting rates soon
This will be the final nail in the coffin that sparks off the Weimar Cataclysm. Inflation has been roaring the past three years at several times the reported official statistics and the only thing keeping it even slightly under control was monetary policy turning hawkish .

The dam has already been bursting since they stopped hiking, loosening the still delusional monetary policy even further will be akin to dropping a nuke on the entire system.

[Anonymous No.56819402]

>>56819257
Have you tried reading the balance sheet/10-k for confirmation bias?

[Anonymous No.56819412]

I don't know who makes "Pokemon Go"...but I hope everyone "Pokemon Goes" to their broker and buys some stocks today.

[Anonymous No.56819414]

Since index ETFs are now essentially just Mag7, I feel I should reduce my exposition, but there's no good boomer/boring alternative it seems

[Anonymous No.56819416]

>>56819392
Treating it like a videogaem also helps, unironically. Most people overthink things and are either too careful, or too emotion fueled to just THINK for a minute because "but it's le my money" NO it's not, it's Monopoly money the second you put it into the broker

[Anonymous No.56819417]

Doing quick math I don't think any of my investments have kept up with inflation since 2020, and I'm in the green. This sucks man

[Anonymous No.56819421]

WHO IS SELLING

WHO

[Anonymous No.56819429]

>>56819312
>Last session of November.
>What do we expect?
month-end markup

[Anonymous No.56819442]

>>56819414
I nought 100 shares of TUP and am doing well.

[Anonymous No.56819448]

>Cracker Barrel
>I thought this was an oil company
>name is bad enough, but no, it's a restaurant
Yo dem crazy ass crackers man, know what I'm sayin?

[Anonymous No.56819449]

>>56819414
You could go equal weight index instead of market cap index. There's a couple of them, not the best solution to avoid the overweight 7 but its one possibility.

[Anonymous No.56819458]

>>56819448
I didn't know they were publicly traded but they started letting gays in and serving alcohol a few years ago so I'm not sure I'd invest.

[Anonymous No.56819477]

>today's gamma
getting dangerously close to the flip line back to NEGATIVE gamma

[Anonymous No.56819493]

>>56819448
>he's never supped at the barrel

[Anonymous No.56819496]

>Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev on UK Launch
https://youtu.be/Q_zA8DXfq7A
Is Vlad the Elon Musk of the Zoomers?

[Anonymous No.56819498]

I will be using this pump as an opportunity to get out. I will return to the markets when the rate cuts actually happen. In the mean time, I'm gonna get jacked and play my guitar

[Anonymous No.56819503]

>>56819496
Remember when Robinhood joined in the coordinated shutdown/blackout of trading to help the jews? It's crazy anyone would use their platform after they did that.

[Anonymous No.56819510]

>>56819257
use very small positions.

>>56819247
i made the nvidia strawpoll. im natty not a bot.

[Anonymous No.56819513]

>>56819503
Robinhood had a lot of obvious issues well before that.

[Anonymous No.56819519]

Mornin Niggers

[Anonymous No.56819520]

>>56819503
They had to they didn't have collateral to allow users to keep buying.
But stay mad your diamond hands led you to losing everything on GME because you are still hodling ep1c style. Heggies are fugged xD

[Anonymous No.56819532]

>>56819513
I'm thankful that Robinhood's formation forced all the big boy brokers to lower and then eliminate virtually all their fees but now that genuine brokers offer the same free (((free))) trading that RH did there is absolutely zero reason to use them. Only thing I can think of is their flashy zoomer marketing and their app is very iPhone/Appleish while the legacy brokers have to this day yet to catch up all the way on that front.

[Anonymous No.56819543]

I was taking a break mid-late 2022. I feel like I missed out on so many good stocks.
Looking at the historic ADI P/E chart I'm pretty pissed at myself.
>>56819532
They still let you buy fractional shares which is kind of neat if you really don't have a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.56819551]

>>56819543
>They still let you buy fractional shares
Schwab does that now too, I'm sure that's who Schwab stole the idea off of to be fair.

[Anonymous No.56819553]

wasn't here during t how was smg and biz after munger died?

[Anonymous No.56819554]

>>56819543
>fractional shares
isn't that pretty much every broker though?

[Anonymous No.56819557]

>>56819477
thanks anon, keep us informed as I don't pay those shills for that info

[Anonymous No.56819559]

>>56819553
A lot of people are pretty sure he was posting here right up until he went to the hospital.
>>56819554
Etrade doesn't let you buy them.

[Anonymous No.56819560]

what do i do with my cash bls halp

[Anonymous No.56819564]

>>56819560
Make a t bill/CD ladder and wait until March.

[Anonymous No.56819567]

>>56819559
no way he is too old to understand how the 4chan post

[Anonymous No.56819572]

>>56819553
The crypto bros and neets kept showin they ass in the sticky

[Anonymous No.56819578]

>>56819567
he was literally poem anon

[Anonymous No.56819581]

>>56819567
He pays people for that sort of thing
>O WAGIE post the picture of the oil baron frog again

[Anonymous No.56819583]

>>56819567
He was an IRL shitposter, remember when he donated millions to colleges so they could build dorms without windows?
100% he posted here

[Anonymous No.56819605]

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[Anonymous No.56819613]

>>56819605
Absolutely based
Gonna be a good day

[Anonymous No.56819615]

>>56819605
ooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.56819617]

>>56819605
ITS GO TIME

[Anonymous No.56819621]

>>56819605
GJ, now we FUCKING ROLL

[Anonymous No.56819649]

Just closed my GME short for now, I'll short it again if it reaches new highs I guess

[Anonymous No.56819653]

>>56819605
Ooooooo

[Anonymous No.56819658]

>SAVE
>$14.90 open
lol, they think we're retards...

[Anonymous No.56819680]

>>56819605
>30:00
You did it my boy.

[Anonymous No.56819692]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEC

[Anonymous No.56819694]

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.56819709]

[Anonymous No.56819716]

Fuck I must have been *really* drunk on Monday.

[Anonymous No.56819718]

>>56819694
My portfolio and routers are protected by the award winning threat detection of CRWD.
I’m not afraid of you.

[Anonymous No.56819723]

all okey niggers?

[Anonymous No.56819746]

BOBROS WE ARE SO...

[Anonymous No.56819751]

>>56819716
I just call the suicide line when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.56819752]

>>56819718
>metal riff played on a B.C. Rich in the background

[Anonymous No.56819756]

>>56819723

Even with a big morning dump, im finally turning a profit on GOLD. What a fuckin week.

[Anonymous No.56819783]

I'm starting to realize this whole following the stock market thing is pretty fucking unhealthy

[Anonymous No.56819791]

who could have guessed that bad news would become news
me. I guessed. I warned you that the dynamic had shifted.

[Anonymous No.56819797]

dixie chads keep winning

[Anonymous No.56819800]

>>56819783
breaks are a must. leave for a few weeks or months. then your back refreshed

[Anonymous No.56819802]

I am brutally unbeheeming myself

[Anonymous No.56819809]

I am officially short MARA and RIOT.

[Anonymous No.56819812]

>>56819613
>>56819615
>>56819617
>>56819621
>>56819653
>>56819680

[Anonymous No.56819816]

>>56819783
Fag, Lrn2lovethesmellofnapalminthemorning

[Anonymous No.56819822]

>>56819816
It's only funny if you're not the one getting napalmed

[Anonymous No.56819843]

>>56819822
Charlie don't surf.

[Anonymous No.56819849]

>>56819816

>WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARRYING BAGS!?
>YOU'RE FROM GOD DAMNED NEW JERSEY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56819857]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VZ BREACHED 38
I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.56819858]

OPEC+ members agree to cut oil output by an additional 1 million barrels per day — Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.56819862]

>>56819822
I just got napalmed breddy seriously muhself the other day.

[Anonymous No.56819870]

>>56819858
It's like an old guy swallowing handfuls of Viagra. It's not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.56819871]

>>56819557
>thanks anon, keep us informed as I don't pay those shills for that info
yeah i post the gamma when i can. i work full-time though so i can't always post

[Anonymous No.56819872]

>>56819716
>Buys bonds instead of consooooming shit on Amazon when drinking
Based.

[Anonymous No.56819903]

>oil collapses the day blowout earnings is announced
>an acquisition is announced the day of an OPEC bounce
Holding OXY is so specifically infuriating holy shit

[Anonymous No.56819905]

>>56819716
> names his porno links folder "books"
based.

[Anonymous No.56819918]

Bake?? Well??

[Anonymous No.56819921]

>>56819872
Thanks, that makes me feel a little better.

[Anonymous No.56819928]

>Chicago PMI
It's OVER for bobos. Literally over. How in the world did they arrive at such an insane figure is beyond me but bobo is done for

[Anonymous No.56819939]

>>56819921
It's also a necro corporate bond for Qwest..

[Anonymous No.56819942]

>>56819862
>I just got napalmed breddy seriously muhself the other day
Tell us about it anon, how much did you lose

[Anonymous No.56819946]

>>56819939
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.56819958]

>>56819942
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
a couple of gs

[Anonymous No.56819961]

wheres the bread

[Anonymous No.56819966]

>>56819961
Not in my account I can tell you

[Anonymous No.56819967]

>>56819961
It got stolen by NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.56819970]

>>56819961
>wheres the bread
Bobo kidnapped the baker

[Anonymous No.56819974]

>>56819961
I'm gluten intolerant.

[Anonymous No.56819975]

Right now I am sadly a NO NATGAS NIGGER after capitulating at a substantial loss, but I highly recoomend watching it when the injection or withdrawal report gets released at 10:30 after it has DROOPED and DROOPED and DROOPED some more ever since the big double report time before last. It should provide some interesting action one way or another.

[Anonymous No.56819983]

>>56819961
wheres the baker?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700882149263537.webm

[Anonymous No.56819990]

>>56819958
>a couple of gs
Doesn't matter, the percentage of your invested capital is what's relevant

A couple gs are literally irrelevant minute to minute fluctuation if you have millions in

[Anonymous No.56819998]

>>56819990
OFF BY NINE
>>56819999

[Anonymous No.56820007]

>>56819998
>>56819999
OFF BY ONE AHHH

[Anonymous No.56820010]

>>56819961
This is the last /smg/, we're being shut down for gross negligence and public intoxication. As the kids like to say, its over.

[Anonymous No.56820022]

I legit have no idea wether to buy calls or puts today

[Anonymous No.56820032]

>>56819990
oh it matters like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.56820037]

>>56820032
So how much in percent then?

[Anonymous No.56820039]

>>56820037
I don't owe you all of my business jew, I said I got napalmed breddy seriously and it matters.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56820049]

>>56820022
you should just sell both, shits being retarded so just do something equally retarded

[Anonymous No.56820051]

>>56820037
>So how much in percent then?
probably took a -20% loss

[Anonymous No.56820061]

>>56819961
bobo's didn't get to cum again this month like last year NNN

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.56820070]

>TFW your holds pop on the ex date and you just know it's going to puke up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56820072]

>>56819961
Fine, baking...

[Anonymous No.56820082]

>>56820039
Stop seething anon, I didn't force you to answer the question

[Anonymous No.56820091]

>>56820088
>>56820088
>>56820088

[Anonymous No.56820102]

>>56819658
SAVE still going down

[Anonymous No.56820105]

NATGAS report was obviously NEG
Glad I cut that shit loose.

[Anonymous No.56820768]

>>56819605
He did it bros

[Anonymous No.56820777]

>>56820022
lmao mrbeast is weak as fuck my first dl was lmao2pl8