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Went to my fiance's family's for Thanksgiving, she told them about my crypto and I showed them my phone, logged into an exchange and did a live trade there and then! Now they call me 'The Crypto Cowboy'

>> No.56804011

>>56803976
I doubt you even talk to girls

>> No.56804026

>>56804011
OP here on my iPad, yeah you are right … sigh …

>> No.56804162

>>56804011
>>56804026
Jealous

>> No.56804175

>>56803976
Post yeeeehaaaaa for crypto cowboy

>> No.56804210

OP here on my lappy (that's what I call my crypto laptop), after I left the room and I caught my father-in-law saying "look, I'm The Crypto Cuckold" in a silly voice while open-palm slapping his iPad and letting his tongue hang out... Do you think that was about me? Haha I'm not paranoid or anything but I don't know who else it could have been about!

>> No.56804225

Just built up the courage to ask him guys and he said it wasn't haha what a relief! My fiance is being off with me now, I think she's jealous!

>> No.56804354

>>56803976
enjoy the divorce rape, retard

>> No.56804440

OP here, just started my shift at mcdonalds on the work WiFi LOL!
supervisor yelled at me for being late and caught me eating frozen beef pattys again, I said "don't mess with the crypto cowboy!" silently when he was out of earshot
Gotta go unblock the toilet now, cya later cucks

>> No.56804518

OP here, mom just texted me and said I have to stop calling my sister my fiance or she's calling the police. Women, amirite guys?

>> No.56805978

Jealous LOSERS all over my thread, lol!

>> No.56807185

>>56805978
Fuck off crypto cuck

>> No.56807321

>>56803976
Why would you let your girlfriend/wife know you have any crypto in the first place? There's no way that is going to work in your favour. She's got you by the balls now when she decides to leave.

>> No.56808116

>>56804011
>>56804026
Seethe fags
You’re talking to the crypto cowboy

>> No.56808170

>>56803976
It’s spelled “fiancée” unless you’re claiming to be a woman, or a poofta

>> No.56808208

>>56807321
hmm lets ask CZ how he handles having a wife and kid with billions in crypto, much less go out in public without fear of being wrenched. surely she would never leave him without securing half of it, right? methinks these crypto billionaires are merely just paid actors and dont even own crypto themselves. they would actually be able to function in society much easier that way if this were true.