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How do I buyout companies?

>> No.56777046

>>56777010
you buy the company with money fucking retard

>> No.56777165
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>>56777010
you have to challenge the CEO to a duel. if you defeat him, you simply cut his heart out and bring it to the next quarterly board meeting. this is why elon and zuck are the most powerful CEO's in the world, they are undefeatable in single combat.

>> No.56777932

>>56777010
You're out anon

>> No.56777998

Be born in 1960 before they inflated our money into worthlessness or be born rich.
Being middle class today or being self sufficient is almost the same as being rich in the 1960s due to how much they've fucked it all up.

>> No.56778068

I can't believe his hairline is better than mine