post your epic life stats

[Anonymous No.56772193]

>no school
>no skills
>no friends (no connections)
>no job (because no school and connections)
>no savings
>living with 1 parent
>living in country where dont know the language
>even mcdonalds & other shit jobs dont answer back (too many jeets get the job)

>3 years pure N.E.E.T.

the future is bright

[Anonymous No.56772197]

>>56772193

[Anonymous No.56772285]

>>56772193
oof
Sounds like you're never going to buy a house or lose your virginity.

[Anonymous No.56773995]

>>56772193
>living in country where dont know the language
How do you even end up like that

[Anonymous No.56774007]

>>56772193
>Bachelor's in IR
>Master's in Digital Media and Communications
>Comfy WFH Project Management job
> Great salary for a Mexican living in Mexico (around 60k a year which has me not worrying about money pretty much in this country)
>Pay my own apartment
>Own my car
>OMW to get my European Citizenship thanks to my grandparents being Spanish
>Going on a 9 month long backpacking trip around Europe next year whitout having to worry about my income stream
>Funds are SAFU

Nigga how the hell did you fucked up so much, I'm a third worlder and I'm making it (for a Mexican that is)

[Anonymous No.56774075]

>>56774007
What age r u?

[Anonymous No.56774082]

>>56774007
You'll never be white though heh

[Anonymous No.56774084]

>>56774075
30, started my first job at 25

[Anonymous No.56774091]

>>56774082
White enough so whites tell me "You don't look Mexican" he so it passes. My only gripe is that Exchange students don't see me as an exotic Indio tho

[Anonymous No.56774110]

>>56772193
but are you comfy? Learn to trade with a $10 account, trading a 4fig account is no different.

Did u finish high school?

[Anonymous No.56774139]

>>56774091
Lmao I'm Mexican too and I can relate on that, people usually think I'm asian for some fucking reason

[Anonymous No.56774165]

>>56772193
>1 semester of Marketing in College
>8 years of machine operator's experience + general construction experience from renovating own apartment
>1 friend who does a lot of coke so I tend to put off meeting up with him lately
>Started my own company so self-employed with a 4K monthly net income
>A little bit of savings here and there
>Living alone
>Living in my native country
>Burning out and ready to kms

the future is not so bright anymore

[Anonymous No.56774186]

>>56772193
> be 40s
> high school diploma
> no college
> no debt
> make 236k
> house, cars, investments
> no wife, no kids
> shit, fart, act a slob anytime I want because maid has to clean it up like a janny
Bros don’t buy into the wife meme, true freedom is watching roasties get ass blasted because you dont even acknowledge them as anything sexual anymore. Living life on your own terms is the only way to live.

[Anonymous No.56774211]

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.56774250]

>30
>college dropout 3x
>first year of biz clearing around 70k net. Only 1/4 of schedule is full I’m part time. Demand only growing for me
>~350k nw
>3 kids, tradwife
>2 rental homes
>1500 chainlink
>currently live for free on family’s extra housing until my biz takes me to 250k/yr

Life is good friend

[Anonymous No.56774570]

>>56772193
>35
>single, never married
> no kids
>master's degree in environmental engineering
>living with parents but building a house that I'll move into in January
>mostly getting JUSTed with crypto
>been hooking up with younger chicks on tinder but no wife prospects yet
>drink/smoke pot more than i should
>used to do hard drugs; 3 years clean
>$50k in cash
>lots of rifles
>God is real and Christ is King
>life is pretty good

[Anonymous No.56774595]

>>56774186
What do you do for a living? Making ~130k now as a consultant in engineering but curious to hear what others do.

[Anonymous No.56774684]

>>56773995
tried to improve my situation, epic fail

[Anonymous No.56774757]

>>56772193
>degree
>WFH in IT
>living alone, almost no human contact
>few friends I see 1 once a month or so
>feel my brain rotting from lack of social interaction
>losing all drive to do anything
>impulse control dropping to boogie1488 levels
>net worth low 6 figures
>income low 6 figures
Going OK but starting to get worse. Feel like I'll be a complete recluse in like 5 - 10 years and probably end up killing myself 5 - 10 years after that.

[Anonymous No.56774803]

>>56774165
Thats decent cash you bring in, dont let the bullshit drag you down. Grind and scale, I believe in you champ

[Anonymous No.56774837]

>>56774110
>Did u finish high school?
nope

[Anonymous No.56774979]

>>56774803
Thanks, man. The fatigue can be a little disheartening, is all.
I end up collapsing in my couch every night with little time for myself and that just skews my perspective.
I'll keep my chin up.
Godspeed to you, too.

[Anonymous No.56775087]

>>56774570
junkie who hooks up with randoms on Tinder
>God is real and Christ is King
Right, ok.

[Anonymous No.56775173]

>yes school
>Polyglot, comp whizkid, meme programmer, do cardio 3x week and workout lightly at home 2-3x a week
>No friends.
>Senior engineer
>Little savings ($15k)
>Live with 1 parent
>Living in a shit country that's going to hell rapidly (Costa Rica)
>Declining rapidly because of chronic, genetic diseases. Literally need to workout everyday or else I'll drop dead
>No matter once I reach the dying stage, I'll be dead in 2 years tops. Can't cheat genes (or well I haven't found a way)
>Have been cucked in every relationship
>No family
>Can't apply for Spanish citizenship via ancestry
>Can't move to Europe; they're racist against latinos like me, but welcome a billion Arabs and niggers. Probably because they work for far cheaper than me or whatever
>Only 23 but I will be dead by the time I'm 26
>Won't even be able to have a family
>Hoping I could go back and start my life all over
>Or better yet, live as a completely healthy person in a first world cunt

[Anonymous No.56775190]

>>56774110
trade stocks or crypto?

[Anonymous No.56775219]

>>56775173
Stop being racist and unironically seek Christ. Jesus still heals today.

[Anonymous No.56775226]

>>56772197
based repeated portfolio sharer

[Anonymous No.56775233]

>>56774684
>>56772193
let me guess.. this is (you) on trv
>>2574535

[Anonymous No.56775244]

>>56774757
hook up with some shy esl white cock lover. The creampied make life wayy better (not the relationship)

[Anonymous No.56775265]

>>56774186
Bless you anon, never change
>>56774570
Based.
>ME
>41
>Work in PE / M&A
>350k house but lots of mortgage debt
>Wife, 2 kids
>Master's degree in sciences
>Net worth almost entirely in crypto
>Flip between loving life and trying to stop myself driving into the river on the way to work
>Bottom text

[Anonymous No.56775267]

>>56772193
>uc berkeley eecs undergrad
>technical skills and soft skills both in spades
>close circle of good friends, more friends in the secondary and tertiary circles (lots of connections)
>L5 faang product manager (total comp over 350k)
>650k saved up
>living alone
>living in a hcol area but living like royalty bc i make so much
>i used to get a lot of recruiting calls, but job market has dried up a bit so that aspect is down

>3 years pure winner

the future is unironically bright

[Anonymous No.56775303]

>>56775219
I'm not a racist. In fact, I envy nigs and Arabs, but I've moved on from being a racist. They can move to Europe doing far less while I just get shot down every time by [Spaniards, Portuguese, french, Italians, germs, danes, swedes, norwegians, finns, baltics, poles, czechs]. Oh well, time to send another thousand applications, or maybe get a masters degree and hope I haven't croaked by then. I wish I could access healthcare without having to wait 10 years or having to sell a kidney.

>Seek Christ
I meditate already. Christ lives within me

[Anonymous No.56775323]

>>56775303
>They can move to Europe doing far less
what do you bring to the table my man? what does Europe stand to gain by having you? i'll wait.

[Anonymous No.56775549]

>>56775323
Right now, software engineering, SRE experience, and a knack (I hate this word) of experience dealing with pajeet code (no offense, but indians contributed to my decreased lifespan with all their bad code they shipped that I had to fix on my own).

A fuckton of experience dealing with extremely shitty legacy software and making it modern, clean, performant, where I've had the opportunity to do this for several unicorn companies in the US; A fuckton of experience dealing with garbage microservice architectures; with their builds, deployments observability, metrics, feedback loops; Youth (arguably, given my current condition) and virginity! Fluent in various languages and wouldn't give a fuck if I had to learn another at intermediate level; Math, DSA skills, etc. I hate using buzzwords, but I lead my team(s) members and help them out if they ask, never make them feel like dog shit, never micromanage them, and I'm very patient with them, while being able to bullshit my way thru those scrum ceremonies (soft skills); good work ethics (wageslave non-stop like a good goy since I was 17, had to start from the very bottom up until where I am now); professionalism, etc.

Yes, all of that is very basic. Yes I'm willing to learn more. Yes, I am aware many others surpass me (even many of my peers), and yes, many others also possess those same skills. At this point I just need to sell this in a much better way to recruiters, that's what I have not been able to decipher with euro recruiters (except with Ukrainians, that's odd). I'll rewrite most of my CV today and see what I can change. I need to shill myself better. If you got any tips on how to shill myself better, please share them. I've always struggled with this

[Anonymous No.56775580]

>>56774082
That’s a good thing. As a 9 digit poor fag who inherited his money from rents, when I see a white faggot I immediately cancel the transaction and report him to the manager for unprofessionalism.

[Anonymous No.56776836]

>>56775549
>I just need to sell this in a much better way to recruiters
heres what you do anon. purchase a modern hunting rifle. nothing too fancy, springfield, remington, ruger, just something respectable. email the recruiter a photo of it on your bedroom floor. wait 15 minutes, and if they haven't responded you'll reply with a picture of their child walking to school

[Anonymous No.56776862]

>>56774186
living the life dude...

[Anonymous No.56776882]

>>56774595
I work in IT, I do everything from development to Linux / virtualization and large data storage engineering

I litterally just jump jobs every 3-4 years for higher salary to keep ahead of inflation.

[Anonymous No.56776907]

>>56776836
Guns are banned here. Everything makes sense now. The arabs and the niggers send pictures of their guns to the recruiters, meanwhile I'm stripped of my right to have a weapon. It's has never been so over than this current moment. It never even began for me...

[Anonymous No.56776986]

>>56774186
Trades?

[Anonymous No.56777102]

>>56772193
>high school
>friends during school but now a loner
>self employed tradesman
>600k real estate and 70k saving
>live with parents (I rent out my real estate)
>Canadian
>white
>6+ft tall
>6 inches long
>muscular
>balding
>30

[Anonymous No.56777350]

>be me
>get smelly real fast
>go in bathroom and stand naked for an hour
>room smells like frumunda
damn

[Anonymous No.56778463]

>>56772285

Ohh man just yesterday i was watching how video how dude build his dream house next to the forest in suburbs. Was young cute wife, new car ....

Fuck man, I'm missed so much in life. Honestly If i had a gun i would just shoot myself on the spot.

[Anonymous No.56779312]

> B.Sc Comp. Sci. M.Sc Cyber Sec. from a prestigious tech uni
> Woodworking, land cultivation, classical literature, various tech skills, stringed instruments, boxing, distance running, cooking
> Close friends from elementary school through college
> Making ~350k salaried at a FAANG
> ~200k cash, 150k in 401k, ~300k in property, ~50k crypto, various other metals/guns
> Living in a house that I built with my GF. Currently building my mom a house.
> Living in rural USA

WAGMI, would love to help every anon out but I ain't the red cross.

[Anonymous No.56779336]

My life has been a complete waste
>37 y/o
>no job
>no gf
>no friends
>no savings
>400 lbs
>had a car but got DUI
>live with mom
>never accomplished anything meaningful
>sometimes make money drawing garbage for /d/egenerates
Anyone here think they can do better?

[Anonymous No.56779397]

>>56775233
>>>/trv/2574535
Fixed that for you anon

[Anonymous No.56779414]

>anonymous forum
>let's post our bio

[Anonymous No.56779672]

>>56779336
i'm doing the same just not without being fat and have unskilled part time job that i'm only not fired from cuz it's a gov job.
All the things look impossible at this point but how hard is to not drink and drive really ?

[Anonymous No.56780552]

Be me

Learning blockchain tech
Several contracts I dare not deploy
Finance apps
Full portfolio.
Two Science degrees

Job that barely requires my mind or degree
Constantly told to do things that would invalidate certs
Managers that reject reality completely
Always told about so and so look the part… wat
Is this a Hollywood studio
Constantly stalked outside of work

Own a company

Devs will not listen and keep getting themselves arrested.. some makes headline news others dont

Project a cancer.. anything else I put money from project into turns into a blight.. Dev team jumps in and robs the bank

Again dev team does not listen.

Buy house for privacy.. house complete shit
Every shit colored house complete shit.
Builder a racist from California.

Literal cardboard box with a roof

Now in debt.. company not doing well
Because devs dont listen.

Just waiting to see if they go to jail as well

No friends.. former friends all want a bro job.. because you know being gay is “cool”

[Anonymous No.56780563]

>>56780552
Please put in green text. Cannot read