/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56762246]

New Jersey Edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56762270]

I was wrong last thread and I want to apologize

[Anonymous No.56762275]

500 bucks distributed across 5 bets for today anons, what would you pick?

[Anonymous No.56762303]

>>56762275
All in SOXL.
im not joking

[Anonymous No.56762344]

she will ride again

[Anonymous No.56762350]

>>56762303
Yeah listen to this fucker. He seems really high IQ. Not like the soxl chart is wobbling at all. Nuh uh.

[Anonymous No.56762393]

>>56762344
with taylor on our side nothing can go wrong mumubros

[Anonymous No.56762398]

How soon can stocks and bonds heal so I can recover my loses and stop being a wagie?

[Anonymous No.56762449]

>>56762398
Investment in the market is kinda like an oil based water heater I have. It's got a crumbling intake pipe that they have put temporary filler over so the flames no longer visible. It works though, but it leaks water during use and uses a lot of fuel (inefficiency of investments to grow due to market conditions) while at same time one day it will just catch fire and burn. Entire market is held up by megacaps that have been able to resist the effects of rising interest rates. If the fee doesn't cut soon eventually they too will face revenue squeezes.

[Anonymous No.56762458]

>>56762398
you will never stop being a wagie

[Anonymous No.56762474]

>>56762458
what if i have around 135k tied up in a 60/40 port? I feel like if I just wagie for 1 year and wait out the crash that could happen soon and after that I can leave my job. I used to be able to live off of my portfolio for a few years just fine before having to get a job to pay bills.

[Anonymous No.56762493]

>>56762398
If you're not making money now you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.56762517]

i looked at gme chart. it has been a short since august. and its down 36% since then.

[Anonymous No.56762557]

I am buying stocks

[Anonymous No.56762570]

>>56762557
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.56762571]

I am selling stocks

[Anonymous No.56762595]

>>56762571
which ones?

[Anonymous No.56762606]

I am bagholding stocks

[Anonymous No.56762629]

>>56762606
which ones?

[Anonymous No.56762632]

I'm a stock.

[Anonymous No.56762675]

>>56762632
which one?

[Anonymous No.56762681]

I am also here from reddit

[Anonymous No.56762687]

They are back to fuckin NATGAS again after the microrally yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56762702]

stock

[Anonymous No.56762709]

>>56762702
which?

[Anonymous No.56762723]

stok

[Anonymous No.56762726]

>>56762709
slurp Sibanye Stillwater

[Anonymous No.56762731]

>>56762687
use the boiltard as an inverse signal, just like baggie. when he says he’s still buying and that he still has a mountain of dry powder, that means it has a long way down to still go.

[Anonymous No.56762738]

Long Alchemy

[Anonymous No.56762749]

>>56762726
Ruskies dumping platinum, palladium and diamonds to fund the war. Could be a good slurp but I have no idea what's going on in South Africa have they collapsed already? still "load shedding"? The situation is so unstable they literally can't invest to reduce costs and their AISC in the gold segment is like 2000$. At the right price it's a buy though.

[Anonymous No.56762775]

ARM
Buy or not?

[Anonymous No.56762813]

>>56762731
>it has a long way down to still go
Very possible, and that's exactly why I keep the positions balanced with the powder. As I have said many times, never forget that you are trading
THA WIDOWMAKAH.
Fag.

[Anonymous No.56762829]

Once upon a time in the bustling city of Solar Mist Grove, there lived a mysterious figure known as Aurelius Evercrypt. Unlike the conventional capitalists who flaunted their wealth with ostentatious displays of success, Aurelius operated in the shadows, weaving a web of mystery that perplexed and intrigued those who dared to delve into the intricacies of his financial dealings.

Aurelius was known to only a select few, his existence whispered about in clandestine circles. His reputation as an esoteric capitalist stemmed from the enigmatic nature of his investments and the unconventional methods he employed. Rather than adhering to traditional market trends, Aurelius seemed to have an uncanny ability to predict shifts in the economic landscape that eluded the understanding of mainstream financiers.

His office, hidden away in the heart of Solar Mist Grove's labyrinthine financial district, was adorned with ancient artifacts and esoteric symbols. Visitors, carefully selected and sworn to secrecy, spoke of meetings where Aurelius would discuss investments with an air of mysticism. Rumors circulated that he consulted astrologers, tarot card readers, and scholars of forgotten economic philosophies.

In a clandestine interview, Aurelius spoke cryptically about his philosophy. "Capitalism, at its core, is a manifestation of hidden forces that govern the ebb and flow of wealth," he said. "To truly master it, one must embrace the esoteric aspects that elude the common gaze."

[Anonymous No.56762898]

Uranium?

[Anonymous No.56762904]

I swear to Christ if I see one more YouTube video of a white zoomer with the broccoli haircut scream "LETS GOOO!!!". Like a fucking nigger, I'm going to snap.

[Anonymous No.56762922]

>>56762904
https://youtu.be/Jo6fKboqfMs?feature=shared&t=24

[Anonymous No.56762940]

Bought spirit before Friday last week. Let's see where the airlines are this morning, bros.

[Anonymous No.56762950]

>>56762922
Ok I got a good laugh out of that.

[Anonymous No.56762964]

[Anonymous No.56762967]

Looks like crab forever or reject. Probably crab.

[Anonymous No.56762986]

>>56762829
"The Capitalist" starring Mads Mikkelsen. An /smg/ production.

Episode 1: "Unveiling Shadows"

"The Capitalist" kicks off with a mysterious introduction to Aurelius Evercrypt, an elusive figure in the financial world known for his esoteric approach to capitalism. The episode introduces protagonist investigative journalist, Emma Sterling, as she stumbles upon the whispers surrounding Evercrypt's unorthodox methods. Intrigued by the enigma, Emma embarks on a quest to uncover the truth behind the elusive capitalist.

As Emma delves into the labyrinth of financial history and conducts covert interviews with insiders, the audience is introduced to the clandestine world of Evercrypt's investments. The narrative weaves through ancient symbols, secret societies, and whispers of forgotten economic philosophies, creating an atmosphere of suspense and intrigue.

Emma's journey takes her deeper into the heart of Solar Mist Grove, where she encounters individuals who claim to have witnessed Evercrypt's esoteric rituals. The episode climaxes with Emma securing a clandestine interview with the elusive capitalist himself, where he cryptically hints at the interconnectedness of hidden forces and capitalism.

"Unveiling Shadows" sets the stage for an enthralling exploration of Aurelius Evercrypt's esoteric capitalism, leaving viewers on the edge of their seats, eager to unravel the mysteries that lie ahead in this gripping Netflix special.

[Anonymous No.56762991]

>oil

[Anonymous No.56762999]

>>56762829
That’s interesting. I will start looking him up today.

[Anonymous No.56763002]

>>56762991

[Anonymous No.56763009]

>>56762967
Can somebody explain why people take technical analysis even remotely seriously?

For it to work it would have to be a self fulfilling prophecy: i.e. billions of dollars being traded just based on how the lines look. Which obviously nobody sane with billions of dollars would do. So why the fuck even bother?

[Anonymous No.56763016]

Gold 2k
>Gold 2k
Gold 2k
>Gold 2k
Gold 2k
>Gold 2k

[Anonymous No.56763046]

>>56763009
Because there are inherent similarities in market participants. Also due to social media and discord even more people are making market predictions in a group setting more so than ever before. People don’t even do the buying you midwit:
>be computer
>use algorithms to buy/sell
>the math represents itself as a geometric representation because we’re plotting on two axis you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.56763056]

>>56763046
>Words word wor-ACK!

[Anonymous No.56763060]

>>56763016
NEMesissies our time will come once gold breaks $2600

[Anonymous No.56763063]

>>56762458

[Anonymous No.56763065]

>Because there are inherent similarities in market participants. Also due to social media and discord even more people are making market predictions in a group setting more so than ever before. People don’t even do the buying you midwit

[Anonymous No.56763076]

>>56763046

[Anonymous No.56763077]

>>56763060
$2600 might be pushing it for this next move. I'm content with $2400. Don't forget to sell in May and go away. Holding HGU.TO.

[Anonymous No.56763088]

>>56762775
no, still not yet

[Anonymous No.56763092]

https://bfcm.stripe.dev/
In case you need one more indicator.

[Anonymous No.56763102]

>>56762898
climbing a wall of worry. spot will break out next year. developers gearing up to become producers will do capital raises, for some, offering another chance to buy in. may or may not be worth taking that chance, often depends on the management.

[Anonymous No.56763111]

>>56763092
I'm shorting them simply because of that faggy stunt they pulled with that link.

[Anonymous No.56763114]

>>56763009
it's a sales pitch. the "experts" are building a following by highlighting when their "system" was successful, and if you pay just a few bucks to join up with them now, they'll set you up with software and a platform!
the "platform" is owned by a brokerage. they pay the "expert" to fake his whole life, his portfolio, everything, to bring people to their platform.

[Anonymous No.56763126]

[Anonymous No.56763135]

>>56763111
It's a really obnoxious way to present the data but it is PR after all.
Still the data is useful.

[Anonymous No.56763140]

What the fuck is going on with premarket right now that shit is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.56763152]

>>56763092
>the places to click the buttons are way below where the buttons actually appear
gj

[Anonymous No.56763164]

>>56763140
zoom out, it's ultra flat

[Anonymous No.56763173]

>>56763009
>TA not always right so no work
TA is simply observing repeating patterns that can give you an edge in the market. Eventually the patterns break, of course, but even then you can observe other patterns within the pattern that can help you predict that the larger pattern will break. Many many people make a lot of money observing these patterns, but you, some asshole on an anime imageboard have decreed it to be bullshit so I guess it is.

[Anonymous No.56763183]

>>56763009
zzzzZZZZzzzzzz
ever heard of?:
human psychology
self fullfilling prophecy
reflexivity

also:
what are gaps
what are price levels where huge buying took place (i.e. support) and how does that inform future sentiment when price revisits those

[Anonymous No.56763192]

>>56763173
>Many many people make a lot of money observing these patterns
prove it

[Anonymous No.56763196]

>>56763192
No.

[Anonymous No.56763197]

There are minor aspects of TA that do work: Support, resistance, momentum.
Price is determined by the market which determines the price, so the thing autocorralates to some degree; it's not a pure Wiener process.
Most TA people get way too into TA though and start trying to read tea leaves.

[Anonymous No.56763207]

>>56763197
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.56763208]

>>56762458
Fuck off lemon whore WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56763222]

>>56763173
No man we gotta get all our insight from boomer news, discord furry groups and and twitter screen caps from psychopaths

[Anonymous No.56763225]

>>56763140
Tickers NIG and GERS

[Anonymous No.56763250]

>>56763183
TA and meme lines in general are only useful to big firm algorithms. The actual lines themselves are used to bait retarded retail traders and also the occasional retarded richfag (see Michael burry) into making investments and taking the bait, then the algos dump eet or pump eet depending on what the inverse is. TA is basically a mirage. You take all the data from the meme lines and position yourself so you feel like you're at an oasis, but you're really in the desert where you're surrounded by Jews laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.56763254]

>>56763197
All you need is RSI and MACD
Combine it with some common sense and you'll mostly make good predictions

[Anonymous No.56763264]

>>56763254
>Combine it with some common sense
You mean fundamental analysis?
Stochastic indicators alone have very very limited utility but I will agree a holistic approach (if you're wanting to actively trade over the very short term) should include them.

[Anonymous No.56763267]

I’ve given myself 3 years to make it. That will give me enough capital to retire and invest enough in AI if it takes over I’ll have made it and not be a pleb on government slavery UBI.

[Anonymous No.56763271]

>>56763250
>thinking big firms give a nanosecond of thought to retail traders
this is the real myth

[Anonymous No.56763273]

>>56763267
>invest enough in AI
You can do this without capital by just reading papers and pytorch/tensorflow/ggml documentation.

[Anonymous No.56763286]

>>56762904
I don’t get it. Is this something worth researching? I thought they used TikTok anyway.

[Anonymous No.56763304]

We’re dumping…

[Anonymous No.56763309]

Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving. Now give em hell at the bell.

[Anonymous No.56763311]

>>56763271
Not on an individual level, but collectively, yes. Retail is basically an ATM for firms where you can withdraw money but never have to deposit it. Look at this place for example. 90% of retards here lose money chronically. 5% claim they are making money with "lol. lmao even." Posting, in which they are just lying for (you)s and 5 percent are just loaded in divvy stocks making making $60 a year in dividends on their $100k investment because dividends are a fucking scam. This is just a small sample size. And people here at least claim to do DD. Imagine how terrible the average normalfag is at trading on a larger scale?

[Anonymous No.56763313]

>>56763250
>all or nothing, us vs them and other binary fallacies

thats a very static way of looking at things, if it was that straightforward the strategy of the big guys could be easily countered by frontrunning it
reality is dynamic, complex and reflexive, constantly evolving with currently trending strategies rotating in and out
it also doesnt take into account how different people focus on different time frames, short term/HF vs long term etc

[Anonymous No.56763314]

Extended hours trading runs till 5 pm.

[Anonymous No.56763315]

>>56763309
>at the bell

[Anonymous No.56763328]

I know what that was

[Anonymous No.56763330]

BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56763352]

Whats the Thanksgiving play boys?

[Anonymous No.56763360]

>>56763352
Listen to Mannheim Steamroller and buy T bills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUSCoaS_l4k&list=RDr48jgGIb74w&index=2

[Anonymous No.56763364]

>Airlines dump after a holiday
That's it.
I'm an atheist.

[Anonymous No.56763377]

>>56763311
My investments will make money, the catalyst just hasn't come yet!

[Anonymous No.56763381]

>>56763352
watch options expired worthless
eat cold stuffing
lose more money

[Anonymous No.56763386]

>US stock markets close in 3 hours and 22 minutes

[Anonymous No.56763387]

aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.56763396]

>no bang
Can't make any trades today senpai

[Anonymous No.56763397]

Flash manufacturing PMI in 4 min

[Anonymous No.56763400]

>>56763352
My play is spending all day cleaning my apartment and watching my wife play super Mario wonder. She's not very good at the game but she's having a good time playing it and is cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.56763401]

Why line go down?

[Anonymous No.56763409]

>>56763267
Kek. An orange what? French Fried Pony?
>>56763311
You assume way too much at times rocker fren. Try expanding your mind a bit more.

[Anonymous No.56763417]

>>56763304
I'm starting to feel like I should have bought more puts.

[Anonymous No.56763418]

NatGas

[Anonymous No.56763419]

>>56763352
Buy high yield money market funds.

[Anonymous No.56763423]

>>56763330
That’s a good honest effort, albeit kinda biased.

[Anonymous No.56763428]

>>56763409
Is that annual dividend income?

[Anonymous No.56763430]

CHWY and PYPL

[Anonymous No.56763438]

Entering onions short to 453.60 0dte 454s @.19 I think.

[Anonymous No.56763440]

>>56763397
One miss, one beat.

[Anonymous No.56763441]

>>56763428
Yes. Now can you guess what the only smart thing to ask would be after seeing this?

[Anonymous No.56763444]

>>56763418
They fucked it again, still watching for signs of more solid bottoming.

[Anonymous No.56763445]

>>56762246
What show is this? I was born in 2005.

[Anonymous No.56763450]

>>56763441
That you have over a million dollars in the market right now?

[Anonymous No.56763457]

>>56763400
...is that apt only one room? I thought I remember stairs

[Anonymous No.56763468]

>>56763438
Should have been spy which got autocorrected to that word we must not ever name here.

[Anonymous No.56763470]

>>56763450
prob ~$500k

[Anonymous No.56763473]

>>56763304
>Down 0.03%
Oh my god it's over

[Anonymous No.56763475]

>>56763192
they may look at them for liquidity

[Anonymous No.56763478]

>>56763441
>what the only smart thing to ask would be after seeing this?
"What does the principle performance look like over the long term."

[Anonymous No.56763483]

I need SOXL $25. Go buy a chip, fuckers, even a Dorito, something.

[Anonymous No.56763490]

>>56763445
Sopranos

[Anonymous No.56763500]

>>56763401
Because you touch yourself.

[Anonymous No.56763508]

>>56763470
Then you're already a richfag and dividends make sense. Should still be invested in JEPI though of you are going the dividend route.
>>56763457
No this apartment is huge

[Anonymous No.56763514]

>>56763450
No. You ask “what is your unrealized gain?” FYI, right now it’s 1.85%. Yes it sucks. This is why when you are young and at you peak earning potential you invest in growth stocks. I divided strategy is best for older investors.

[Anonymous No.56763521]

>>56763478
This guy understands.

[Anonymous No.56763535]

>>56763445
>I was born in 2005

[Anonymous No.56763537]

>>56763508
oh, why do you have your bed downstairs?

[Anonymous No.56763543]

When does NYSE close today?

[Anonymous No.56763544]

How do we know who uses Stripe?

[Anonymous No.56763564]

>>56763514
When you're done with growth stocks you start moving into bonds not chasing dividends.

[Anonymous No.56763565]

JESUS CHRIST THE RUSSELL

HOLY FUCK WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.56763587]

>>56763537
That's not actually "my bed" thats my futon. During the cold months I sleep downstairs because there is only one heating vent in the upstairs bedroom and it's just to cold. The heat would have to run forever to keep the upstairs warm so it saves money to stay downstairs and just close off the upstairs bedroom. During the summer it's to hot to sleep downstairs and much easier to keep the bedroom upstairs cool rather than the massive open downstairs. It's a seasonal sleeping arrangement.

[Anonymous No.56763595]

>>56763587
My ex used to move our bed around the house every few months. For a while it was right in front of the window in the living room which I wasn't a huge fan of because of the whole public decency thing.
I visited her recently and she still does this.

[Anonymous No.56763611]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56763646]

>>56763595
>My ex used to move our bed around the house every few months

wtf

[Anonymous No.56763654]

>>56763400
>that chair facing the window
what's out there?

[Anonymous No.56763686]

>>56763587
Ahh I see.
>>56763595
wife and I set up the guest bedroom for guests obviously, but now she uses it as her room. Guess im no different since I have an office that I spend all my time in.

[Anonymous No.56763687]

>>56763564
IMO bonds are good if you don’t have the emotional discipline to keep a cool head during an economic downturn and/or don’t have back up cash. I don’t knock bonds but I don’t bother with them. This may change when I decide to go full wealth preservation mode.

[Anonymous No.56763694]

MRNA bros..

[Anonymous No.56763712]

>Lean Hogs
>Wheat

[Anonymous No.56763714]

>>56763654
Oh that's my smoking window. I also live downtown so it's nice to people watch. I was smoking last night with my headset on talking to a friend I was playing fortnite with, and apparently because of the headphones I was talking loudly like a deaf person and a bunch of people stopped and looked at me like I was weird. Didn't pay any mind to them. I was lording over them anyway.

[Anonymous No.56763716]

>>56763687
If you're old you're more likely to need the money cool head or not.

[Anonymous No.56763731]

>>56762687
Just here to remind energytards that shit will continue lower. Sell while you can.

[Anonymous No.56763765]

>>56763731
I already sold plenty last Monday before the double report which I expected to be negative and am just patiently watching and waiting for some bottoming before buying a lot more. Last report was a withdrawal and not an injection.

[Anonymous No.56763771]

bonjour

[Anonymous No.56763790]

>>56763731
agreed on a medium term timeframe, but the day is coming when energy goes up so hard it makes people's head spin. The project demand is simply not in the same league as projected supply.

[Anonymous No.56763789]

>bloated mega cap and ttech down
>dow and small cap leading
Stocks is healing. The small cap shall inherit the market.

[Anonymous No.56763809]

>wife opened my phone last night and Robinhood was the only app open
Ultimate curse signal. This is what she saw. 1/2

[Anonymous No.56763833]

>>56763790
I agree. Medium term outlook is fucked for energy due to lower cyclical demand. Long term, things will continue higher as the west has fucked its own oil supply.

[Anonymous No.56763842]

>>56763809
Tell us your secrets anon, those are some nice bumps

[Anonymous No.56763849]

>>56763809
So after she saw this I had to be a little responsible. Transferred $1773 to my bank account and used some remaining funds to buy COIN $110C. Bought 3 at 4.05, sold at 5.90. Now I just need to fight the urge to FOMO back in before 1

[Anonymous No.56763855]

>>56763842
Options gambling anon. Those are option gambling bumps.

[Anonymous No.56763863]

>>56763849
If you have to hide 3k from your wife, you have other things to worry about like getting a better job.

[Anonymous No.56763892]

>>56763855
>Gambling
Being this consistent is not gambling. In general I don't like the term gambling unless you're literally buying puts and calls at random. Poker is not really considered gambling for example, it's pure game theory with incomplete information

[Anonymous No.56763902]

So when are we going to acknowledge the fact that Baggot was the protagonist in a PS2 game?

[Anonymous No.56763919]

>>56763842
I think that BTC is pretty predictable right now and therefore stocks like RIOT and COIN are pumping. So what I do is wait for a day when BTC is down, which brings RIOT down like -5%, then I buy a slightly OTM call. Usually on a Friday because BTC tends to pump Sunday night (after Dow futures are release). But I don’t think the strategy will work this weekend.
>>56763863
>hiding
If I wanted to hide it, I could just close the app each time or delete it from my Home Screen. I started with $1000, which is about 1/2 of the money I save each month from work. I would have liked to grow this a little larger (my target was $7k) before cashing out and showing her.

[Anonymous No.56763931]

>>56763892
>being this consistent
>1 week chart
Kek.
>>56763902
What game?

[Anonymous No.56763940]

>>56763892
>Timeframe 1 week
>Consistent
Kill yourself you're so retarded

[Anonymous No.56763962]

>>56763919
You literally are hiding it you fucking retard, you're talking about being more responsibly and waiting to show her. What the fuck does that sound like to you?

[Anonymous No.56763972]

>>56763931
Pitfall: The Lost Expedition.

[Anonymous No.56763976]

>>56763931
>>56763940
Fair enough could be three lucky trades in a week. But still, my initial point applies

[Anonymous No.56763979]

I have $9 soxs calls that expire today

[Anonymous No.56763997]

>enter sell limit order for DB $5 put at 5x current bid
>It's immediately filled
Did the Germans get their nickers in a twist?

[Anonymous No.56764027]

Why do I get the sense that everyone in this thread has a net worth of over $500,000?

Every time someone posts, its basically humble bragging about how wealthy they are? How do you all have so much money? People are living on the streets and you guys just gamble with hundreds of thousands of dollars? WTF?

[Anonymous No.56764042]

>>56763972
That does look like baggot doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.56764045]

>>56764027
Nah, I'm poor as fuck lol. Have about 40k over various accounts overall, and only 12k of that recently moved to a broker account, the rest is literal bank account money or physical cash

[Anonymous No.56764047]

>>56764027
Wealth is the accumulation of savings over time.
Basically, we're old.

[Anonymous No.56764056]

>>56764027
There are a few wealthy people here but most are LARPers.

[Anonymous No.56764064]

>>56764027
Pffffffttttt hahahahaha
The average net worth here is probably under $1000. I don't know where you'd get that idea from.

[Anonymous No.56764073]

>>56764042
Yeah. I mean just look at the pic I posted >>56763902 and a pic of baggot. Literally the same person.

[Anonymous No.56764078]

>>56763962
Suppose you had a wife. would you include her in every little trade, gain, or loss that you made with disposable income?
>Look honey our little portfolio just made x%!
The moment you tell anyone anything the party is over. So I told her I’d transfer $2k and use the remaining 1k to play. Which I did. And it’s now 1.5k

[Anonymous No.56764086]

My TQQQ call was in the money, but not profitable... so I rolled it out a week
Good? Y/N

[Anonymous No.56764102]

>>56763997
>>56764056
did you really just write a jan 2026 DB $5 put for 33 bucks

[Anonymous No.56764113]

>>56764078
My friends wife handles all of the money in their house and she is a militant fiscal conservative. If he even buys Wendy's for lunch at work, she'll know and call him. They are going to retire early and comfortably. I actually have a lot of respect for her. She behaves like a man.

[Anonymous No.56764118]

*ccCcCCrrrRReeEeeEEAaaAAkkKK*

[Anonymous No.56764134]

>>56764027
I am poor wage scum I just put money into REIT’s but I am open to suggestions

[Anonymous No.56764140]

>>56764086
Rolling is pretty is almost never worth it. Your brokerage/market markers fucks you to get your limit price, and if it was a loss you can't even write it off anymore.

It is like you are writing a spread but only 1 leg so you still assume all of this risk of just a 1 leg with no preotection.

[Anonymous No.56764149]

>>56764140
Fuck my spelling and editing makes me look retarded

[Anonymous No.56764160]

>>56764113
>if he even buys Wendy's for lunch at work, she'll know and call him
This is hell.

[Anonymous No.56764169]

>>56764118
bobo thanksgiving dinner is over.. w-we have some leftovers just leave

[Anonymous No.56764177]

>>56764160
Yeah she's a fun person to be around and has a guy's sense of humor but there is no way I'd survive that.

[Anonymous No.56764191]

>>56764113
Must be nice. I met my wife when she was 18 and she’s now 22. Absolutely no idea of fiscal responsibility. She works a very easy job and makes about $2500 a month after taxes, but most of it is spent before the next check comes in. She has a little bank account but the balance is always stuck around $3k (+/- $1k). She does offer to pay for a lot of things but she doesn’t realize that paying $50 for lunch somewhere is a ripoff. Thank God she never got into credit cards and inshallah she never will because she hasn’t memorized her social security number and if she ever needs it, she has to go through me to get it

[Anonymous No.56764226]

This piece of shit pumps every time BTC pumps

I’m only 1% down with a small 1.5k stack but is this bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.56764231]

>>56764169
That was a little disappointing, we only broke the lows by a tick. Some of these smaller companies need to follow the lead of the big dogs.

[Anonymous No.56764259]

>>56764191
Why don't you deal with both of your finances?

[Anonymous No.56764262]

>crab of boredom

[Anonymous No.56764305]

>>56764259
He's married to a zoomette, trying to tell one of them that you'll be handling their money is suicide.

[Anonymous No.56764314]

SANTA CLAUS RALLY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56764326]

>>56764314
>>56764314
>SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.56764327]

>>56764027
>People are living on the streets
What does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.56764331]

>>56764226
Sell that now. Buy some more when BTC and whatever that is, eventually drops again
>>56764259
I take $650 from her each month. The rest is hers to enjoy. I tell her that if she wants to stop working she can but I’m not going to finance her life the same way she currently does. A large amount of her money is spent on things to make her look better

[Anonymous No.56764335]

>>56764331
Why sell at a loss?

[Anonymous No.56764340]

>>56764140
you 100% can write off a roll

no it's not a wash sale, it literally has a new expiry date

[Anonymous No.56764356]

>>56764327
Nothing. The people living in the streets is due to a housing shortage largely caused by mass migration. Most of the people here don't really need to be here and if you're charitable then the problem will just get worse.

In short: There is no America so there are no homeless Americans, just people who are lost in our economic zone (most of which were unfortunate enough to be born here.)

[Anonymous No.56764363]

god damn I hate taxes so much

[Anonymous No.56764365]

what a great day

[Anonymous No.56764370]

Gonna be honest...
Watching these charts... It kinda feels like the market is going through the same post-Thanksgiving experience as me
...constipation

[Anonymous No.56764380]

>>56764118
>>56764169
Just shut the fucking door.

[Anonymous No.56764382]

>>56764331
If she doesn't give you all her money every month with a 'thank you daddy' and a kiss on the cheek you haven't really tamed her

[Anonymous No.56764383]

>>56764356
>>56764356
Did you even celebrate thanksgiving? housing problem is caused by zoning regulations imposed by Democrat politicians.

[Anonymous No.56764385]

You can slurp that Lean Hogs dip bros haha it's like free money haha

[Anonymous No.56764387]

>>56764335
I assumed it was a loss because you bought it, it dropped, and it’s now recovering? These shit miners are an absolute scam. SOS, HUT, and this, they are all bad. I promise you it’ll probably be down 5% early next week and you’ll want to sell then too. Sell now, wait for BTC to drop a few percent, then buy back. We’re in the middle of a rally and expecting it to continue over the weekend is naive

[Anonymous No.56764391]

>>56764363
>TFW have to pay 25% taxes on any positive trade you make
I'm not even joking

[Anonymous No.56764396]

My play money account. I wake up and lie in bed making trades on my phone while laughing at all the poor and stupid people here. You are all wonderful at negative alpha, it's actually impressive. Especially the commodities posters. 95% of you will never make it and no you are probably not special.

[Anonymous No.56764404]

>>56764383
You could pave the continent and fill it with high rise apartments and they'd just bring in more Africans so the rent goes up 10% when it's all over.
No it's not zoning regulations.

[Anonymous No.56764407]

>>56764396
What app is that

[Anonymous No.56764408]

>>56764396
yet I remain highly motivated

[Anonymous No.56764412]

The MSFT Bing AI chat is so useful. I am starting to think they are way undervalued.

[Anonymous No.56764417]

>>56764382
She cooks and cleans. Sex is good and I feel respected. I love her so much that I want her to enjoy her 20’s in a way I never had the opportunity to. I’m 8 years older and she’s spending her best years with me, so it’s a good compromise

[Anonymous No.56764418]

>>56764408
I'm sure the homeless person who buys scratch offs at the corner store every Tuesday is also highly motivated.

[Anonymous No.56764420]

>>56764407
It reminds me of think or swim.

[Anonymous No.56764436]

>>56764396
Hey MSOS!

[Anonymous No.56764450]

>>56763250
Anything and everything we can all see doesn't really work anymore.... because the algos know all of this and will trade against it to trick retail and dumb traders.

[Anonymous No.56764465]

i wanted to grow my position on one stockerino but it dumped at open..

bruh send help

[Anonymous No.56764476]

>>56764465
Shouldn't you be growing it at the lows and not the highs?

[Anonymous No.56764487]

>>56764396
when you're being mean to posters here this is who you're being mean to. think about that.

[Anonymous No.56764489]

>>56764476
its my best performing stock recently. line go up slow and steady. lot of the dump got slurped too.

[Anonymous No.56764493]

SIGA sissies, we’re so back
The Clade I outbreak in Congo is going global. 5% CFR

[Anonymous No.56764500]

>think "this stock seems cheap, i should buy it"
>think "you're probably missing something. slow down and do actual analysis before buying."
>watch stock price go up sharply

[Anonymous No.56764509]

>>56764500
Fomo is not as bad as FOLA
So relax anon

[Anonymous No.56764512]

how many hours till the jews close the market from us??

[Anonymous No.56764518]

>>56764512
Market hours till 1pm, extended hours till 5.

[Anonymous No.56764538]

>>56764417
Honestly that's a good mindset man, props to you for finding a girl of my generation who isn't fucking mental

[Anonymous No.56764540]

>>56764493
Meh the us government tried to make gay sex a thing, but they just opted to make a million new variants of covid instead because it's easier.

[Anonymous No.56764547]

>YPF

[Anonymous No.56764553]

>>56764547
I sold covered calls after the first big pump to $15. RIP.

[Anonymous No.56764561]

>covid2 is starting just in time for the 2024 election

[Anonymous No.56764571]

>>56764493
Woooooooooooah gaysex bros are we back!?
Fill me in. What the fuck is The Clade?

[Anonymous No.56764589]

>>56764493
oooohhhhh?

[Anonymous No.56764588]

>>56764561
Covid has done its job. In my line of work we are responsible for the delivery of ballots for the state of Michigan. Most counties are sending out applications where you can vote absentee forever without applying again. People are going to be mailing their shit in largely in the future.

[Anonymous No.56764600]

>>56764588
Democracy is a sham and if you actually care about your country you should be killing politicians.

[Anonymous No.56764631]

>>56764407
IBKR

[Anonymous No.56764634]

>>56764589
>>56764493
Bros I miss SIGA so much
These memes were so much fun.

[Anonymous No.56764657]

NATGAS
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56764684]

>>56764634
i may have found a new medical play...

[Anonymous No.56764704]

>>56764684
Do tell anon
What do the gaysex folk have to pump for us?

[Anonymous No.56764742]

>>56764600
We're passed the point of that working. Just have to wait until the Marxists devour themselves and implode now.

[Anonymous No.56764755]

[Anonymous No.56764773]

HEY! Whats-a going on in here-ehh?

[Anonymous No.56764797]

can a medical doctor tell me how many alcohols i can consume daily and still live to an old age

[Anonymous No.56764813]

>>56764797
Just don't get shitfaced and you'll be fine, don't drink to get drunk, just aim for a buzz.

[Anonymous No.56764856]

>>56763646
Women do this. It's weird. Not just beds. All furniture. My mom would rearrange our living room every six months. I don't know why. Dad once tripped over the couch one afternoon when he came home as it was in a different place than it had been that morning.

[Anonymous No.56764893]

I can trade futures and i just want to say that NVDA is CRASHING MUMUSISTERS AND I STILL DIDNT SELL

[Anonymous No.56764903]

>>56764893
it's over

[Anonymous No.56764932]

>>56764797
1

[Anonymous No.56764935]

>>56764893
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.56764958]

uh-oh, looks like things are souring up!

[Anonymous No.56764977]

>>56764958
NOOO NOT YET PLEASE BOBO I JUST NEED ONE MORE DAY

[Anonymous No.56764980]

>>56764856
>>56763646
Exact same story with my mom and my ex except I was the only one moving the fucking furniture since I'm strong and I'm just like ok whatever to get you to stop bitching but deep down inside it know it's fucking insanity to keep doing this every 6 months or a year. Seriously what the fuck why and what difference does it make women?

[Anonymous No.56764984]

I hate this goddamn website. I'd give anything to leave.

[Anonymous No.56764985]

>>56764588
Can't wait for Wayne County, MI to have a 99.2% turnout rate again all for (D) that's not suspicious at all.

[Anonymous No.56765005]

>>56764985
Man that place is such an absolute shithole.
You land and the mayor is on a loop over the airport PA telling everyone it's such a great place. Then you step outside and all the gas stations have bullet proof glass enclosing the cashier.

[Anonymous No.56765006]

>>56764958
Fuck you bobo
Just bought 2k worth of s&p 500 ETFs idc

[Anonymous No.56765007]

>>56764113
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.56765045]

>>56764797
0

[Anonymous No.56765058]

>>56764985
They could drop a nuke on wayne county and the rest of the state wouldn't bat an eye. Once every 10 years I'll go to a tigers game downtown and thats it.

[Anonymous No.56765062]

30 minutes left
Be honest, is it time to open puts now?

[Anonymous No.56765063]

>>56764797
>can a medical doctor tell me how many alcohols i can consume daily and still live to an old age
Something like 70ml/day

[Anonymous No.56765067]

>>56764363
stell einen freistellungsantrag , dann gilt das für die ersten 1000 € nicht

[Anonymous No.56765073]

>>56765006
buy more please

>>56765062
noooooo

[Anonymous No.56765075]

>>56765058
>They could drop a nuke on wayne county and the rest of the state wouldn't bat an eye
Besides Republicans suddenly winning every single election by +6% margins you mean

[Anonymous No.56765084]

>>56765062
Stop buying fucking puts you dumb retail!!! the more you try to short this the higher it goes when you have to cover.

[Anonymous No.56765086]

>VIX at 12
Do you know what happens next?

[Anonymous No.56765087]

>>56765063
Bill Gates says 0 and he's the one dictating what doctors do.
>>56765075
Republicans will slowly take this state back. Unless all the conservatives continue to flee the state like cowards as they have been for the last 10 years.

[Anonymous No.56765089]

>>56765084
I'm sure my $900 puts won't change the global market

[Anonymous No.56765092]

>>56765086
vix at 10,5?

[Anonymous No.56765102]

>>56765087
Not as long as the democrats just print enough votes to win every time. John James plainly won his Senate race and then Wayne County just kept dumping fake ballots for the next 3 days until he "didn't".

[Anonymous No.56765103]

>>56765092
Stock market crash.

[Anonymous No.56765105]

>>56762350
That's only because of the recent rumors about David Soxl, it'll pass.

[Anonymous No.56765118]

>>56765103
no no no this can't happen

it literally cannot, will not!

[Anonymous No.56765122]

>sell position
>it immediately tanks
Is there any better feeling?

[Anonymous No.56765124]

>>56765073
>buy more please
no

[Anonymous No.56765131]

>>56764980
>what difference does it make women?
Explanation offered to me when asked: "It freshens things up"

[Anonymous No.56765136]

>>56765122
Yes
>buy position
>+500%

[Anonymous No.56765146]

VIX is mean-reverting, glownigger dumbshit.

[Anonymous No.56765150]

>>56765089
You have the 100 million retail worldwide trying to short will... If you want to short so does other retail traders worldwide BAY BAY!

[Anonymous No.56765159]

>>56765150
WTF are you talking about?
Look at the put/call ratio

[Anonymous No.56765170]

>>56765062
No because I don't fuck with dangerous options gambling and only stick to the comfy safety of trading NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56765171]

>>56765150
glownigger

[Anonymous No.56765177]

>>56765159
You are looking at the wrong chart...
I'm not sharing my oscillator...

[Anonymous No.56765191]

>>56765102
I voted for him too. It's only gotten this bad because Republicans are giant pussies that think you can win elections by playing by the rules. Now Democrats have so much power they don't even need votes anymore. It's a shame. Republican voting base are a bunch of pussies too, getting bullied by dudes wearing skirts. Getting pretty pathetic desu.

[Anonymous No.56765208]

>Lean Hogs (Feb 2024) -4.6%
JUST FUCK MY HOGS UP

[Anonymous No.56765215]

>>56764500
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56765226]

Knowledgeable stock anons, what is the fastest growing company in the s&p 500? I mean in terms of % gained of market share?

[Anonymous No.56765239]

Buy $llap, hold tell 2025
Thank me later anons
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20231122843109/en/Terran-Orbital-Named-2023-Winner-in-the-BIG-Award-for-Business?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork

[Anonymous No.56765247]

>>56765226
Tickers NIG and GERS

[Anonymous No.56765259]

>>56765226
MNST

[Anonymous No.56765279]

>>56764226
See>>56765239

[Anonymous No.56765293]

It's just jew jew bobo on friday.!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56765298]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CRABS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING MARKET!!!

[Anonymous No.56765299]

made fat green wads on IRBT

[Anonymous No.56765305]

>>56764140
You can actually get better fills rolling.
Think about it from the MM perspective. It costs more to close a position, fully offloading delta hedges, and then later reload those same hedges as counterparty for a new position at a different expiry.
Cheaper transaction costs and less risk means there's more likely to be a cheaper fill.

Same reason basic spreads can get better fills than trading one leg at a time. Bundling adds value.

[Anonymous No.56765337]

Why do niggers love to put their cell phones on speaker-phone in public like everyone just loves to hear their nog conversations?

[Anonymous No.56765367]

>>56765239
>>56765279
Anon that chart looks really bad. Like they have kept going down over time

[Anonymous No.56765372]

>>56765337
What you think or feel about it is not their problem

[Anonymous No.56765374]

If I think Tesla is heading to 220. What’s the best way to gamble on that?

[Anonymous No.56765396]

>>56765337
This is unfortunately a zoomer thing to. I would go as far as calling all white zoomers were-niggers. Because they are transforming into them

[Anonymous No.56765398]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.56765414]

>>56765374
Short it with a x10 leverage anon

[Anonymous No.56765415]

>>56765131
It makes me realize a majority of fanfiction is created by women. Women ultimately seek to change their environment instead of themselves.

[Anonymous No.56765421]

>>56765374
TSLL

[Anonymous No.56765439]

Trial resumes monday. It's at the halfway mark. JBlu/Save lawyers present their side of it. Settlement could happen anytime. By mid/end December the judge will deliver the verdict. Right in time for christmas. The endgame is in sight. Sack of green hangs on what happens next.

[Anonymous No.56765470]

>>56765448
>>56765448
>>56765448

[Anonymous No.56765474]

>>56765421
That’s a 1.5 bull. Not a bear And tsls is only 1x

[Anonymous No.56765488]

>>56765367
It’s because they’re currently building their infrastructure with almost all their profits coming from the design and engineering side. They’ll be significantly ramping up production in the next two years now that their factories are opening.Lockheed Martian is a big investor as well as a customer. They also where hit by rivada being late on their payments. rivada has stated they fully plan on making these huge payments yet this year which will make the stock moon. But like I said you’ll want to hold tell 2025 to get real profits

[Anonymous No.56766075]

boomp
for
BOIL

[Anonymous No.56766197]

I just sold my SOXL and TQQQ with only a 5 percent gain after hours so i have a little bit of dry powder, now i am 50% cash with the rest in my one shot small caps (JOBY RKLB CODA). If i timed the sale of my options contracts better i would have been low 6 figures, but i was too afraid to sell B)

[Anonymous No.56766208]

>>56765488
I’m all in, my goal is 10k shares by spring 23

[Anonymous No.56766492]

>>56766197
>>56766208
>t. boompers
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56767115]

>>56764407
Interactive Brokers, the best brokerage for day traders

[Anonymous No.56768827]

>>56763309
generative ai is getting better and better. agi will be here soon.

[Anonymous No.56769183]

>>56762986
>climaxes with Emma
I'm cooming, are you cooming too?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.