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post your most schizo investment ideas ITT.

>coral farm under bed
>mushroom farm in closet


that sort of thing

>> No.56750565

>mushroom farm
good way to go to the big house

>> No.56750566

>>56750546
Mushroom farming made some guy in the US a millionaire before he got busted though, he had a Breaking Bad set-up and plastic bags filled with his produce.

>> No.56750575
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selling my semen bucket

>> No.56750900

buying mineral rights to distressed urban properties and evicting niggers by digging out their foundations

>> No.56750908

>>56750546
Well If i could get rich off of selling leafs in the fall I would. I can't STAND seeing leaves on my neighbors lawns! It makes me so damn pissed. I'd collect them all and sell them to the state. I would kill two birds with ones tone.

>> No.56750958

Buying a towel company's stock and holding past when the shares were extinguished due to bankruptcy because the CEO of GameStop is going to give me millions of dollars per share of some other company.

>> No.56751243
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>>56750958
That actually raises a philosophical question. The shares are canceled. ARE they actually still holding or is it just a ghost artifact in their broker apps?
>kek barbecuies

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>>56750546
It isnt schizo at all but fuck it, kava has been pumping really nice lately.

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>>56751276
and then youd turn all into link cause its a better option right?

RIGHT?

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multilevel marketing 4chan shitposting non-profit for selling shitcoins with 10% of proceeds going to charities for kids with autism

>> No.56751344
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>>56750958
This isn't schizo tho, it's fact and the hedgies will be on ledgies soon.

>> No.56751372

>>56750546
Buying nicotine in the southern USA and selling it in the north. Watch out for the ATF.

>> No.56751410

>>56750546
Taking a series of dietary supplements to make my body rapidly regenerate its blood and regularly donating my blood in relatively large quantities.

>> No.56751423

>buy plant from plant store
>trim bots off and put in new pots
>???
>profit

>> No.56751450

>>56750566
Ross Ulbricht is not the best investor to imitate.

>> No.56751510

Non fda approved nicotine gum.

>> No.56751527

>>56750546
Indoor quail, shrimp and rabbit farm.
Grow edible mushrooms, not the illegal kind.
Grow microgreens. Have solar panels.
3D printing homemade speakers/headphone.

>> No.56751734

>>56750546
The weirdest thing I can think of right now is to give IQ Protocol a try, imagine renting NFT, it's something no one needs but for some reason I feel like we are going to miss out on something. Similar to missing out on the opportunity to invest in netflix

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>>56750546
sell my 2 BNB's, buy an ice cream machine and sell them in my community in order to have an income through a real job.

>> No.56751743

>>56751734
if you put it from that point of view you have a point. We don't know what can happen to the world and if 20 years ago they told me that instead of renting movies I would be able to watch them from the comfort of my home I wouldn't believe it

>> No.56751744

>>56750900
exploiting the labor and natural resources of africa is always a good option

>> No.56751747

>>56751410
KEK

>> No.56751944

>>56751734
hmmmm. its so crazy it might work

>> No.56752584

>>56751743
Oh shoosh this future is fucking gay. No hologram, eternal demo stage robots, defunded space. But we got a gay brick in our pockets. Great. Science fiction writers quit enmasse they're either to embarrased to write anymore or they roped.

>> No.56753026

>>56751527
all of these are /biz/ memes that will actually lose you money and time

>> No.56753036

>>56750546
Two words: unvaxed sperm, baby

>> No.56753056

Chainlink is going to become the first AI with relation to the oracle network so basically become the antichrist

>> No.56753816

Kneepads

>> No.56753983

>>56750546
Home kit for an electric water turbine generator to put into creeks and rivers. Use the water to naturally cool Bitcoin farms.

>> No.56754607

>plant seed
>seed make plant
>plant sell

>> No.56754626
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>>56750546
building a really bad video game using cheap foreign labor and then running a sales campaign to defend it as "not intended to be woke" before anyone even points out how historically inaccurate it is, how bad the dialog and story are, how broken the mechanics are, and all the asset flipping

>> No.56754638

>>56754626
Indie game devs are such tards. No loot boxes, no skins, desktop only. How do those idiots expect to make money. I would hope they hired help and didn't waste 10 years.

>> No.56754651

>>56754638
i wasn't being sarcastic

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I want to grow hops and barley, and make my own beer from scratch. I also want to own a couple goats and make cheese and butter from their milk. Have some chickens and harvest their eggs. This isn't really a business it's more of a farm I guess.

>> No.56754680

>>56754673
You're going to run in with the fda

>> No.56754688

>>56754680
There are some farms that sell unpasteurized milk in my area. People always buy it up quick at farmers markets

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I'm boring and my 'idea' already exists, it's called beoble. It's pretty much what frentech tried to do (imitate telegram but for cryptocucks) but done better with support for wallets and requirements for joining certain chats (you must hold X amount of BTC to get in, or Y amount of ETH, or both, etc). This kills the jeets and bots instantly.
>>56754626
You are SO close. Just do what that new King Kong game did and make a dogshit game, ask for a huge budget, use like 5% of it, sell it full AAA game price and rank in the purchases from morons thinking that buying terrible meme games is funny in an ironic way or whatever. Extra money on top of that budget you exploited.

Easy.

>> No.56756338

>>56754607
Plant take 6 months to grow. Plant sell at 0.0001 cents.

>> No.56756345

>>56754673
why would i choose to buy your probably expensive beer over corona or whatever else
>muh taste
i just want to feel the buzz alcohol tastes like shit stop lying

>> No.56756349

>>56756332
I stopped reading when you mentioned france.

>> No.56756353

>>56753056
You guys are very creative with your new ways of shoehorning your dogshit project nobody but yourselves care about in other threads just wanted to say congratulations on this one really. No feedback by the way, enjoy the only (You) you'll get.

>> No.56756359

>>56750566
we must cultivate the mind instead of the body
only then will we be free

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>>56751372
LMAO NO

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>>56756332
>hackers scrape beoble servers to see the ones with the highest monetary requirements to join
>they target those wallets specifically, see if they can crack them
>suddenly these faggots are now targeted from all sides by sniper rifles and one of them will pull the perfect headshot one day
this doesn't sound like a wise idea anon

>> No.56756369

>>56750546
Buy sea sand and sell it as construction material

>> No.56756371

>>56754626
nothing unifies this world more than hatred, you're onto somethin

>> No.56756372

>>56753036
You missed this train by like 3 years, brother. It's over. Vaxxed, unvaxxed, nobody cares.

>> No.56756382

>>56751372
I wanted to do this with cigs but importing from banana republic countries where a lucky strike box is pretty much about 2 bucks, sell it here. Idk how to go about doing that without getting raped over taxes and issues with the laws.

>> No.56756387

>>56756332
imagine the smelle in those chat rooms. picture if you will the kind of individual that will populate 'em. my god.

>> No.56756389

>>56756332
Gotta talk us into it, what are this features taht would make us change fentech or telegram into beoble?

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>>56756364
Besides anyone with serious money put into crypto has cold wallets stored away in a box buried on their backyards. This is but a fact.

>> No.56756509

>>56751372
also buy some AR15s, they're cheap on Canada if you buy them as airsoft and then modify em

>> No.56757496

>>56750546
actually applying adverse possession in real life. squatting on abandoned properties in the ghetto that nobody has paid tax on in years and claiming it as my own.

>> No.56757582

All toilet pipes in home apartment through reservoir that automatically waters and feeds a vegetable farm on the balcony. Excess water is drained to the sewer lines. Setting it up this way prevents standing water.
Every weekend the produce is sold at the farmers market.
Literally getting paid to shit, and never have to do too much actual farm work beside throwing the sellable produce in a basket every Friday night.

>> No.56757955

>>56757582
ngl that sounds fucking genius

>>56757496
doesn't it take at least 7 years? probably just easier to buy cheap land

>> No.56757970

>>56757496
but then you could just put a tent and a tiny shed on the land and wait 7 years i guess. no one would seriously contest you haven't been living there the whole time. just say you were out of town if anyone does.

>> No.56758037

>>56756332
Investors give you 50m for a game, you use only 2.5m to make it, they will sue you if you pocket the rest

>> No.56758059

Incandescent light bulbs are unironically a good long-term hold. Give it about 10 years and a decent stash will be worth a small fortune.

>> No.56758069

>>56758037
In what planet are you living where you get even a single million to make a game really i have no idea how much a game publisher would give bit i wouldnt be surprised if they tried to fuck you every step of the way.

>> No.56758971

>>56754688
>sell
they'll tell you it's illegal to sell but you can purchase a herd share membership.

>> No.56759281

>>56756338
more plant

>> No.56759512

>>56751734
Retard. Nobody even buys nfts anymore and you expect there to be a market for renting them? And there have been protocols to rent/loan nfts for years now and they all get no appreciable activity even during the peak nft hype.

>> No.56759904

>>56751344
kek extinguished BBBaggot