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>HEYYY, LOOK WHO CRAWLED OUT OF HIS CAVE!!!!
>(men openly laughing)
>(women politely trying to hide their laughter but failing miserably at doing so)
>(children looking at you suspiciously, as they subconsciously recognize you as a restrained pedophile)
>ANON, COME SIT NEXT TO STACY!!!!!
>(stacy winces)
>YOUR MOM WAS TELLING US THAT YOU WERE... LEARNING TO "CODE"???
>...AND YOUR COUSIN CHAD WANTS TO KNOW HOW THOSE BITCORNS ARE DOING!!!!

>> No.56744489

I think it's been 15 years since I've been in the room with more than 3 of my family members at once. 90% of them are alcoholics who don't have the capacity to show up semi well dressed and sit at a table for more than 2 hours

>> No.56744503
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>>56744457
>have to sit next to hot cousin

>> No.56745295

>>56744457
>So what have you been up to? What's going on? Tell me everything? How many of those coins do you have?

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>>56744503
>all cousins are too old to look hot anymore

>> No.56745972

>>56744457
comfy

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how its actually gonna look

>> No.56746365

>>56745773
15 isn't old...

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>>56744503
I fucking hate this.
>lusting over my hot cousin since childhood
>she got married 2 years ago
>still lusting over her
>100% sure she knows
>sends me ambiguous pics at times (i.e. her chihahua sleeping on her lap while she's wearing hot pants)
>she pulls me to the water whenever family goes to the beach
>she sits next to me every time in gathetings
>but I only get to see her 2-3 times a year
I dreamed of her last night, bros. I just can't.

>> No.56746511

I'm unironically stoked for thanksgiving. I'm on good terms with everyone, I spent the year travelling so I have plenty to talk about, and I'm interested in their lives because I'm not on social media and somewhat out of touch.

I'm also in a great mood since crypto started recovering.

>> No.56746558

>>56744503
>>56745773
>>56746499
I know that feel. But eventually nieces grow up. Hang in there!

>> No.56747043

>>56744457
I cannot relate. :)
Nobody laugh at me. :)
No children in the family yet, unfortunately. :(
I'm not a pedo. If I were, I would kill myself immediately without hesitation.
Stacy? I don't even know her! :)
I've been programming for 7 years.
I don't actually invest in crypto.

>> No.56747389

>ANON, COME SIT NEXT TO STACY!!!!!
>Stacy is curvaceous now
>I remember playing doctor with her as children
>I know she remembers also
>she knows I know she remembers
>Try my hardest not to say something autistic
>I'm not entirely sure if she is going to accuse me of rape or fuck my brains out whenever she has a chance
Bitcoin goes down while I dine

>> No.56747431

>>56747389
>playing doctor

Explain

>> No.56747458

>>56746499
Stop being a pussy, next time you see her you grab her by the hips and kiss her like a fucking chad. She'll either tell you "why took you so long, anon?" or "I'm calling the police you sicko" who cares? you already won in life by not being a sad pathetic fag who dreams of her

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>>56744457
>I want to sit next to the gay grandpa and have him touch my parts under the table.
>you are not the only sick ones here