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When I exit elevators, I anticipate the elevator cables to snap, making the elevator go into freefall, and crushing me between the floor and the elevators ceiling

>> No.56743799

>>56743769
you can just jump before it hits the floor and survive

>> No.56743815

>>56743799
No, this is me leaving the elevator, so I get crushed like a cigar cutter between the floor I'm leaving onto and the top of the elevator

>> No.56743824

>>56743815
just jump horizontally then

>> No.56743832

>>56743769
I am aleays afraid of that as well, or get stuck between the doors when i enter and being divided like butter when it moves.

>> No.56743851

I hsve this exact same fear, except for crossing railway lines

>> No.56743856

also:
https://youtu.be/FMcJV6SFivI

>> No.56743873
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56743873

Thank you for giving me a new intrusive thought

>> No.56743877

>>56743815
yea we all saw the video

>> No.56743881

Not how elevators work. They are on toothed gears that keep them in position. The cables are only used to raise them.

>> No.56743891

>>56743769
This is /biz, kindly add 'how do I profit of this?' to your blogposts. Alternatively, 'how do I make money of elevator splicing?' would work.

>> No.56743896

>>56743881
>IN america
theres literally a video of a guy half in half out of an elevator that crushed him between the floor

>> No.56743902
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56743902

>>56743769
literally same. I get super paranoid whenever going in and out of elevators. Lucky for me, I'm not a fat amerilard so I can willingly choose to take the stairs.

>> No.56743945

>>56743896
We have had this tech since the 70s. Wtf are chinks doing

>> No.56744013

not scared at all. I just like the tummy feeling when it suddenly starts going.

>> No.56744026

>>56743945
it's like when someone rigs some shit together in a physics engine and it goes horribly wrong but this physics engine is real life but they treat it like they don't give a fuck and just want it to work KEK

>> No.56744107

Just do a running jump through the door

>> No.56744108

>>56743769
when the elevator starts moving i think its going to suddenly stop and trap me for hours.

>> No.56744136

>>56743769
That’s why females first was a rule females need to test to see if it’s safe for the chuds

>> No.56744146

>>56743851
I've got the same thing, except for entering trains