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NVDA market general

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56736350

NATGAS

>> No.56736361
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>>56736335
Cute

>> No.56736369
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>Listen, anon, one more thing: your hard drive is filthy. We got your computer back. I mean, it is - it is DIRTY. I'm talking sisters, incest, anal, double anal, bush, facial, creampies - I don't even know what that is. You think it was your intern?

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Safe Shot? More like (un)Safe Shit lmao

>> No.56736373

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
1 MIN
BOBOS RISE UP

>> No.56736376
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NVDA earnings will determine which of my personalities will be most prevalent in this thread. What is it boys? Based on this chart, whats the vibe going into the close?

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FUCK IM GETTING REKT ON SHOT

>> No.56736381

NVDA is a shit stock. Its overvalued, it will underdeliver, guidance will be shit, it will dump.
Sell while you can, stupid fucking niggers

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First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.56736383
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Bull celebration starts in 20 min

>> No.56736384
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56736384

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56736389

SHOT and NVDA will make me rich

>> No.56736393

>>56736384
+.86%

>> No.56736395

Euro here, my exchange just closed. Can somebody enlighten me what happens to my stock during times like this?

So there is the earnings in a few minutes and Nvidia moons, what will happen when the exchange opens up tomorrow again? Does it automatically jump to a new high same with my stocks and ETFs, and if yes how exactly does it work?

>> No.56736399

>NVDA 499.99
lmao

>> No.56736402

>>56736384
It was okay, I think we've found the next big thing with this SHOT shit.

>> No.56736403
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I bought in at 5.42 on SHOT and held

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>56736384
We shall find out.

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>>56736389
+.51% for now, anxiously awaiting NVDA earnings

>> No.56736417

NVDA is in 20min

>> No.56736420
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56736420

FUCK NVDA

>> No.56736423

>>56736384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYGmtGnhdks

>> No.56736425

>>56736402
haha god damn it baggie I enjoy your fucking posts man

>> No.56736427

I was told this SHOT shit was going to the moon, why the fuck am I down over 10% in fucking 40 minutes. I fucking hate you guys, I swear on my mother.

>> No.56736433

remember to vote nvidia poll final chances.

https://strawpoll.com/NPgxEQ2KrZ2


>>56736370
safeshot? more like moonSHOT

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>>56736384
/cashgang/

>> No.56736439

I bought NVDA puts. But my sister bought calls.

All I can say is I expect a raucous night in the bedroom.

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>>56736395
No it trades in after hours market til 7, then it trades on Robinhood 24 hour market similar to how futures trade, then at 4:00am premarket opens and it trades til the regular hours opens, just at a much lower volume

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>>56736384
-1.07%

>> No.56736444

>>56736384
Someone paid me $500 for some SAVE $30 calls today. Buyout price is $29.80. lmao.

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I gave my portfolio the SHOT and now it's dying like it has AIDS

NNNNNÒOOOOOOOOO0000OOOOOOOOO

>> No.56736454

I'm gonna take a dump and be back for the NVDA pump

>> No.56736461

>>56736446
Rare ID spotted!

>> No.56736465

>>56736433
I bet on up on good results, then profit taking

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>Jeff Bezos of Amazon, $AMZN, is expected to be “aggressive” in selling more shares of Amazon today, and may sell as many as 8 to 10 million shares, which would amount to roughly $1 billion worth of stock, per CNBC.

UHM BROS, is this omega bearish for Amazon?

>> No.56736473

>>56736439
Sister fucker anon, is that really you?

>> No.56736474
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WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU FAGGOTS AND BUY SHOT??????

AAAAAÀäÅÃAAAAAaaaasaaAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

ÑnnnnñNNNNNNOOOŌŐŐŒ00000OOOOOOOOÖÖOOOoooooo000OoooooOOOOO

>> No.56736475

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NVIDIA EARNINGS?

>> No.56736477

>>56736446
KEK

>> No.56736480

>>56736384
+0.81%
VZ is healing

>> No.56736483

>>56736384
-3.19%
Didn't do any trades, and fucking hell look at the volume on SAVE in the last few minutes.

>> No.56736487

>>56736446
>SHOT was a inside KEK job all along

>> No.56736491
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Supply side inflationary pressure has dropped to all time low. Only thing left for the Fed to do is destroy demand. You know what that means right?

>> No.56736492

>>56736384
I'm back up a bit, 5th highest close but I feel like all my positions are coiled up and ready to go up

>> No.56736494

all in NVDA @ 498 let's do this!

>> No.56736495
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>>56736475
4:20 ET

>> No.56736497

>>56736384
-.22% :(

>> No.56736511

>>56736491
How do you destroy demand? Are they going to roll out a new "experimental vaccine"?

>> No.56736512

>>56736491
Depression?

>> No.56736513

>>56736472
I bought puts weeks ago. My IRA is ready.

>> No.56736520

>Nvidia crush earnings
>Stock still goes down
That would be the absolute funniest result

>> No.56736521

>>56736439
>tfw no mumu sistergf

>> No.56736527

>>56736495
time to blaze it for nvidia

>> No.56736530

>>56736384
-2.5% erased all yday's gains
made $250 on SHOT at least lmfao

>> No.56736532

>>56736511
Slow/negative job growth/labor participation destroys demand.

>> No.56736533
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>>56736389
You got some NVDA shorts too?

>> No.56736536

>>56736520
that happens constantly in the markets, i dont know why people are surprised. Anons must believe profit taking is the same is selling on fear. Not all selling is equal.

>> No.56736542
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA MUMUSISSIES WHAT HAPPENED? YOU WERE SO COCKY YET...

>> No.56736543
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>>56736384
IM DOWN -11% IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR AND STILL GOING DOWN AFRER HOURS!!!!! I'M IN HELL FOR BEING GREEDY

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>>56736491
>

>> No.56736548

>>56736520
The funniest is if it just whipsaws $50 up, then $50 down, then opens tomorrow completely flat.

>> No.56736547

>>56736483
Pretty clear that today was a low volume suckout to bait all the recent SAVE swing traders into taking profits early.
They panic to secure that $2 profit, only to miss the $15 spike coming in a few weeks

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And just like that, all the pajeets in this threads just got their portfolios SHOT

>> No.56736561

>>56736520
How have you retards not seen how often this happens? Are you new to stocks or something? You buy a month before earnings and sell before the actual earnings date to make money. Fucking retarded dumb shit

>> No.56736567

>>56736532
they've been trying to do that for 2 years now. it can take longer than people think. im riding the wave now, but i'm just a bobo wearing a mumu mask

>> No.56736577

>Have to fill out a form with your name to listen to the earnings call
GAY

>> No.56736579

>>56736561
This only applies to FAGMAN stocks. Every other stock will only crab under this strat.

>> No.56736580

>>56736547
Yeah, it looks like it's repeating the pattern from before and about to surge again. I've just got a couple of stop losses set on it, just letting it ride.

>> No.56736587

>>56736555
I suddenly learned the hard way why I never buy stocks from biz...

Good news is that I held out for a whole week this stint

>> No.56736589

>>56736577
>not wanting to rely on price action and /smg/'s live commentary

>> No.56736592
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>>56736543
POST PROOF OR STFU

>> No.56736596
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smg iq test is done.

final results. remember to bully the side that was wrong relentlessly

>> No.56736601

NVDA doomer bros, are we gonna win for once?

>> No.56736609
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56736609

Kek SHOT baggies

>> No.56736610

>>56736592
>Tattoos
Can you take my name off of the file name? She gets a strait nope in my book. Thanks in advance.

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>>56736596
oh...look at that

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>>56736439
When do we rename to sistermomwife general?

>> No.56736617

>>56736592
Suck my dick lum tranny

>> No.56736623
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>>56736596
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's over, no Santa rally this year, sorry bros

>> No.56736630

What indicators do you guys use on your charts? I've found the Awesome Oscilator to be a pretty good forward indicator and when the RSI and MACD line up with it it's like a dead ass certainty which way the prices is moving.

>> No.56736635
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Anyone else genuniely believe that if you announce your positions here in /smg/, the entire market will shift to ruin you?

Every time I post my calls or puts here when I make them, I get rekt, but if I wait until after I've sold to only post profits, I usually make it

>> No.56736661

>>56736635
We don't matter at all in the big picture, this is why I feel okay talking shit with you guys in the knowledge that discussing my positions has no impact on the market and also doesn't reflect market sentiment even slightly. We're a true echochamber.

>> No.56736663

>>56736630
I've been exploring different ones as well, there's like a million of them, I've been trying out one called GoNoGo indicator lately myself

>> No.56736674

and just like that NVDA will never be below 500 again.

>> No.56736683

>>56736661
There is too much arguing constantly going on for this to be an echo chamber. /smg/ can't agree on shit.

>> No.56736685

Ok it's 420 now what

>> No.56736687
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56736689
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56736688

TD BMO RY BNS

>> No.56736690
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56736692
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>> No.56736695

LOL

>> No.56736698
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEARS FUCKED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT

>> No.56736701

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.56736703

TRY SELLING NVDA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTIDS

>> No.56736705

NOOO I DDN'T SHORT ; FUUUCK

>> No.56736706
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>>56736687
>>56736674
>>56736689
>>56736690
>>56736692
>>56736698

>> No.56736707
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>>56736635
Yea bots read what you post and report to funds. Obviously the info only matters once compiled. while I doubt your being singled out, you might want to start shouting the opposite of what you're actually doing. Also kek at V0WfLTha trying to gaslight everyone here in response to you.

>> No.56736709
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WAIT WHATS HAPPENING

>> No.56736708

>>56736687
>>56736688
>>56736689
>>56736690
>>56736692
>>56736695
>>56736698
LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

>> No.56736710

>>56736635
No I tell everybody what I slurp and I'm up +500% this year

>> No.56736711
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BOBOBROS
AAAAAAAAAAA THEY PROMISED

>> No.56736712

its ded

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>>56736689
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.56736714

oh god its dumping

>> No.56736715
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56736716

i love how all the mumu posters are instantly wrong, myself included. thanks for playing

>> No.56736717

>>56736683
I meant more like a closed off chamber or whatever.

>> No.56736720
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56736720

Nvidia sure is healing a lot right now.

>> No.56736722

IT POPPED UP TO 510 and then DUMPED TO 480 IN THE SPAN OF LIKE 10 SECONDS

LMAO BULLS

>> No.56736721

oh shit, it looks like I was wrong about NVDA...

>> No.56736730

>>56736663
Yeah, saw that one mentioned earlier this week or last week and went and looked at some others.

>> No.56736732
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.56736733
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NVIDIA Q3 2023 Earnings $NVDA

Adj EPS $4.02, est. $3.36
Rev. $18.12b, est. $16.09b

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JESUS CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.56736736
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>mfw I just saw 469
holy shit

>> No.56736741

>>56736722
>2%
meh
does someone have the actual EPS?

>> No.56736743
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56736743

SOXL bros what have we done...

>> No.56736744

Undeniably great earnings, bears are about to short it and get their assholes REEMED

>> No.56736747

she was only $5 over 500 your sick fucks, stop redeeming!

>> No.56736749

>>56736698
>>56736692
>>56736689
How dumb are you feeling right now?
>>56736721
Always inverse the baggotkike

>> No.56736752

MUMOID ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK MUMOID?

>> No.56736754
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>>56736722
BUCKED AND BROKEN ALL WITHIN SECONDS HOW CAN AI EVER RECOVER?

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>>56736733
It's fucking down after hours regardless.

>> No.56736759

>NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE
NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE
>NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE
NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE
>NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE
NVDS TO ACQUIRE NVDA IN ALL-CASH DEAL FOR $3.50/SHARE

>> No.56736760

>>56736707
There are some crazy wealthy individual traders here too. It's not all bots.

>> No.56736766

>>56736733
>Nvidia Non-GAAP EPS of $4.02 beats by $0.63, revenue of $18.12B beats by $2.01B
these are good numbers
unfortunately, price was too high anyway

>> No.56736769

I reckon this sell off on NVDA is just "The Big Boys" freeing up some capital to throw at SHOT tomorrow. WWA SHOT bros?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>> No.56736774

NVDA shorties manufacturing a fake dump as a last stand before they all blow up their accounts for good

>> No.56736773
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56736773

WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS CURVE?

>> No.56736776

LOOKS LIKE THERE WILL BE NO 800$ NVDA

>> No.56736780

>>56736733
great report, after hours is just insane, we pumping on open and following week easy

>> No.56736781

NVIDIA Q3 2023 Earnings $NVDA

Adjusted EPS $4.02, est. $3.36
Revenue $18.12b, est. $16.09b
Data center revenue $14.51b, est. $12.82b
Gaming revenue $2.86b, est. $2.7b
Automotive revenue $261m, Est. $266.9m
Sees 4Q revenue is expected $20.00b plus or minus 2%, est. $17.9B

>> No.56736782

$4 in earnings. Slap a conservative 100x multiple andannualized, and you've easily got a stock worth $1600
NVDA is just getting started

>> No.56736786

Lmfao retail bears are literally insane for shorting on OBJECTIVELY GOOD EARNINGS AND GUIDANCE hahahahahahahaha

>> No.56736787

This was a good number. Bears needed something bad. The pumping continues.

>> No.56736789

Watch NVDA still be up 20% tomorrow lol

>> No.56736793
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ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
>ARE YOU OK?
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ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
>ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
>ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
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ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
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ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
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ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
>ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU Ok MUMU?
>ARE YOU OK?

>> No.56736794

>>56736773
Non-differentiable.

>> No.56736797

>>56736773
It's back up to 497

>> No.56736796

okay we coming back up. i was shitting when i saw it dump to like 470

>> No.56736798

>>56736749
i just adopted a mumu personality for this thread anon. im chilling in cash.

>> No.56736799

>>56736747
Her forward EPS wasn't even 18, YOU SICK FUCK.

>> No.56736801
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56736801

Ok the the worst is over

>> No.56736804
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everytime

>> No.56736807

>>56736786
They did it on Tesla in August too, they'll make up some excuse.
Somewhat glad I bought one call and one put. What a waste of time.

>> No.56736811

NVIDIA EXPECT SALES TO CHINA TO DECLINE SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE 4TH QUARTER
>NVIDIA EXPECT SALES TO CHINA TO DECLINE SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE 4TH QUARTER
NVIDIA EXPECT SALES TO CHINA TO DECLINE SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE 4TH QUARTER
>NVIDIA EXPECT SALES TO CHINA TO DECLINE SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE 4TH QUARTER

>> No.56736812

ALWAYS FUNNY HOW ONE STOCK TAKES A SHIT AND THE ALGOS HIT ALL THE OTHERS IN A SIMILAR MANNER. TOTALLY LEGITIMATE MARKET FOLKS!!!! MEANWHILE THEY GOTTA SHUTDOWN FTX AND BINANCE TO KEEP US SAFE!

>> No.56736815
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56736815

Dump
DENIED

>> No.56736817
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56736817

NVDA is taking over the world

>> No.56736819
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56736819

This is why you don't do stop losses.

>> No.56736821
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>> No.56736823
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>>56736548

>> No.56736824

>>56736793
yes, NVDA is going green in 2min. also nice ID

>> No.56736825

>>56736769
here. i missed the dump so couldnt panic sell. hope we keep going up tomorrow.

>> No.56736826
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56736826

bobo bros you were too cocky

>> No.56736830

>- Adj Gross Margin: 75% (est 72.5%)
Wtf is this?

>> No.56736834
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>>56736781

aaAAAAaaa

>> No.56736835

ugh... it's going down again.

>> No.56736837
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56736837

Nvda tripled their earnings this year. So if you think nvda doesn't deserve to be up 3x, you don't know how stocks are priced.

>> No.56736840

>>56736759
kek

>> No.56736842

>>56736824
FUCK IM JUST ALWAYS WRONG TODAY

>> No.56736844

>>56736815
The direction of the trend has been set. Cope, mumoid.
This is where /smg/ goes bobo again (I was a mumu until recently kek)

>> No.56736848

>>56736830
Gross. That means it gives women shareholders "the ick".

>> No.56736852
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>> No.56736853

is it just me or is the sunk cost "fallacy" not a fallacy and actually perfectly reasonable?

>> No.56736858

>>56736837
Oh the irony

>> No.56736860
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>>56736713
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56736861
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56736861

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>> No.56736866

>>56736811
Their entire country still runs on Windows XP, how bad could lower sales to them really be?

>> No.56736868
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>>56736830
it's really not a big deal, at least this quarter. GAAP to non-GAAP reconciliation in pic related from their website.

>> No.56736869
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56736869

Bros I think we can still pull this off

>> No.56736871

NVDA NEW HIGHS, ALL INDICATORS SAY BUY!

>> No.56736875
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56736875

Right, this makes sense

>> No.56736877
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56736877

>nvda back to green
bobo shits wrong again

>> No.56736878

>>56736630
I use VOLD, advancing/declining, and TICK along with some sector ETFs/bonds/futures to check for trend days in QQQ and SPY.

Otherwise mostly just VWAP and sometimes a 5/20/50- or 200-day moving average. They help clarify the current price trend for me and sometimes people/algos react to price hitting them. They don't really predict anything but they help me know when I should be paying attention or not.

>> No.56736880

>>56736837
priced in retard, that's why nvidia went up since january

>> No.56736881
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56736881

Hand over what little you got left bobos

>> No.56736884

>>56736853
Any man with experience with women will tell you otherwise

>> No.56736886
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>>56736837

>> No.56736889
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Bobos really though their pathetic little "last stand" would work OH NO NO NO

>> No.56736891
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56736891

>it's another Bobo does a victory lap for a -1% day which then reverses episode

>> No.56736893

>>56736875
The market says: Fuck your stop losses

>> No.56736899

This is just fucking ridiculous. Somebody nuke us already. It's all a scam

>> No.56736906
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>>56736875
imagine the slurps

>> No.56736909
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56736909

what a great day to not be a bear
it was a pleasure shitposting with you today, anons

>> No.56736912
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56736912

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.56736917

What is even happening

>> No.56736918

>>56736899
I fucking hate bulltards so much at this point.

>> No.56736920

>>56736891
You were saying?

>> No.56736923

Hahahahahaha all the cocky bears instantly disappeared when it went green again. Bunch of FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>> No.56736925

>>56736880
Yes I'm talking about past performance brainlet
>>56736858
>>56736886
How's your puts Bobo?

>> No.56736927

>>56736875
I guess the IV wasn't so crazy after all you just had to have your limit sell orders in before earnings.

>> No.56736928
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.56736930

>>56736630
None, all that is needed is knowing where it's at compared to where it's been at various time zooms.

>> No.56736931

>>56736917
NVDA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.56736933

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.56736935
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>>56736596
>>56736596


smg iq test results are here:

bobos im sorry you didnt pass the test.

im glad majority of smiggers arent brainlets.

>> No.56736937

Hahahaha nigga what the fuck is this shit it's behaving like a fucking see saw

>> No.56736939

Once NVDA finishes incinerating both call and put buyers, a pump to $600-700 is inevitable.

>> No.56736941

let the profit-taking commence.

>> No.56736942

I don't even need to check the stock price because I know in which direction it's going just by reading the replies here kek

>> No.56736945
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56736945

Out of my way you New York mumu fucking shits

>> No.56736949
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56736949

>it's ove-WE'RE B-ACK it's over again

>> No.56736953

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WHERE THE HELL IS MY PUMPING!?!?

>> No.56736957
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>>56736861
>>56736912

>> No.56736963

>>56736935
It went both up and down though.

>> No.56736964

>>56736920
When companies have actual bad earnings, they stock goes down 20% in after market. It's happened to Facebook, Snapchat etc. This is not the heeming Bobos wanted

>> No.56736965

I'll make this easy for you, mumoid.
The direction of the trend has been set. NVDA is heading down from here. If you want to keep believing you'll get another 2x from here you might want to reconsider that before you lose 100% of your gains. Totally up to you.

>> No.56736968
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56736968

this is a god damn living nightmare

>> No.56736970

>he bought NVDA instead of BOIL

>> No.56736975

We're so back, but also its so over

>> No.56736978
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>>56736945
Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

>> No.56736981
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56736981

>Bonjour

>> No.56736982

Now my sister and I are both angry.

>> No.56736983
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>> No.56736985

Everyone just find a sister and calm down.

>> No.56736989

>>56736610
>She

>> No.56736990

>>56736963
tomorrow we will see how it really moves during open market. but it beat easy so bobos should be in trouble

>> No.56736994
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>>56736384
>-0.59%

>> No.56736992

>>56736968
sounds like a personal problem. perhaps you should go back to plebbit

>> No.56736998
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56736998

>NVDA's gross margin is 74.0%
WTAF. They are price gouging the absolute crap out of this market. Good for them but bloody hell.
>Y/Y EPS up 1,274%
>Y/Y revenue up 206%
>Y/Y net income up 1,259%
Jesus christ. Well, they are the only ones to actually generate money (unlike Intel and AMD).
Data center still managing to grab additional revenue so bears were wrong again about demand weakening.

It's actually brutal how well they have established their monopoly. No-one and I truly mean no-one can compete with NVDA. Never bet against the US.
On the other hand, the Q3 is typically the strongest for these tech companies

>> No.56737001

>>56736975
Panic (It's) over, we're back

>> No.56737004

>>56736925
>usidedown N pattern
Just fine
Looking forward to the upside down I

>> No.56737008

"Our sales to China and other affected destinations, derived from products that are now subject to licensing requirements, have consistently contributed approximately 20-25% of Data Center revenue over the past few quarters," Kress said in a release.

"We expect that our sales to these destinations will decline significantly in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2024, though we believe the decline will be more than offset by strong growth in other regions."

>> No.56737011

>>56736964
You don't get it mumoid. The hype train just now ran out of steam. Yes it's continuing on momentum for now. But the smart money is going for the exit. That's why that dump right after earnings down to 462 happened. That's the algos giving you a clue about how the next quarter is going to look. Ignore me if you want, I know you will.
I'm saying this mainly for my bobofrens.

>> No.56737012

Could this shit be the beginning of the Dot Com Bubble 2?

>> No.56737018
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>>56736990
>earnings were good so the stock price will go up eventually

lol hello newfriend.

>> No.56737026

>>56736998
Microsoft are already making their own AI cards and gaining traction because... Microsoft

>> No.56737029

>>56737018
Why is Ben Shapiro wearing a wig and in Black and White?

>> No.56737031

>>56736917
Markets realizing that with earnings that great there isn't going to be a recession; henceforth their irrational exuberant front running of an imagined imminent change of fed policy (end of qt, rate cuts to zero, return of infinite qe) is not going to materialize now.
The fed played the market like a grand piano, leading them into pre-bailing any and all recessionary tendencies over the past 4 weeks while keeping the market in their delusions of the recession boogeyman.

>> No.56737032
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AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56737036
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It over

>> No.56737037

IT WAS A BULLTRAP HAAHAA

>> No.56737041

>>56737012
It totally is the bubble bursting.

>> No.56737044

>>56737031
I think this is the main reason >>56737008

>> No.56737049

>>56736949
Seriously, looks like it's a lot of retail people trading. Was it the same way with Gamestop with all of this after hours action?

>> No.56737050
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56737050

nothing significant will happen until tomorrow at open. every aspect of price action is acclerated by lack of volume after hours. if you want to know what the market actually thinks of NVDA earnings you will have to work tomorrow, sorry chuds.

>> No.56737051
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My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

>> No.56737056
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>> No.56737057

>>56737032
KEK
>>56737026
>Macroshit
KEK KEK

>> No.56737068

>>56737051
you forgot the second part of the poem

>> No.56737077

>>56737031
That Q3 revenue was in a quarter with 4.9% GDP growth.

Right now we're clocking in under 2%.

>> No.56737079

>>56737018
i made an earnings play this season where the stock was green post market and next day pre market. then at open it just dumped

>> No.56737080

>>56737068
Something something permanently high plateau.

>> No.56737081

>>56737057
They are though. Not saying I care about AI either way. Just saying nigvidia has competition now. Dumb to laugh at Microshit entering a tech space, the motherfuckers run computing whether anyone likes it or not.

>> No.56737083

>>56736998
>Q3 is typically the strongest for these tech companies
Got a link to sector seasonality?

>> No.56737084

its never getting better ever again

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/jiec.13442

>> No.56737087

>>56737051
Wow poem anon you are seriously off your game. Is everything ok guy? Get some help

>> No.56737089
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>>56737008
>decline will be more than offset by strong growth in other regions
US wins again while China eats dirt. Good.
>>56737031
Too advanced for /smg/. In English, doc.
Also, post more LUMs

>> No.56737091

>>56736472
bearish
>>56736474
>>56736446
>>56736427
>>56736403
>>56736402
read my previous post here >>56735885. unless you're good at getting money out of short squeezes you're going to lose money.
>>56737012
god i hope so

>> No.56737092

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700602810352875.webm

>> No.56737101
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>>56737089
You retard tech is going to dump so hard tomorrow. This is what happens after earnings.

>> No.56737105

>>56737089
Anon, that just means they'll be smuggling cards in at inflated markup. Short Chinese tech.

>> No.56737107
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Whatever it does the day on afterhours earnings it will do the opposite of tomorrow, r-right, R-RIGHT? That means it going down is bullish, R-RRRRRRRRIGHT?

>> No.56737113

>>56737101
Kek that is the best wojak edit I've seen for a while
Lumposter is done

>> No.56737119

>>56737091
Is there an easy way to screen for high short interest?

>> No.56737122

I think it's going to continually and gradually fall during after hours, maybe even below the initial kneejerk reaction selling of 480

>> No.56737128
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56737143

>>56737091
Dude, safety shot is going to allow people to drink 4 times as much liquor and still manage to get a hard on. It's literally going to save us from having a population decline. This is like being an original investor in Coca-Cola.

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>>56737068
>>56737087
That's not me. I would never use such a sloppy Pepe png

>> No.56737156
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>>56737122
The NVDA bubble is bursting at this point. Smart money is dumping. Idk if the last couple of months count as a double top but it does appear that's how it's going to go. Writing is on the wall.

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>>56737092
Fuckoin hell mind giving a warning? Got a damn heart attack. Everyone is sound asleep and suddenly I almost blew out my open-back headphones.
>>56737101
Don't disgrace my waif Lum with such heinous "art". Also, we shall see. We are still in an inverted head n shoulders formation so we could easily go higher if the big money decides NVDA's earnings were good enough.
Meh, see ya tomorrow.
>>56737105
Hasn't everyone been shorting China for a long time now? Horrible market that one

>> No.56737162
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You guys don't even know what NVDIA sells.

>> No.56737164
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MUMU DAIJOBU?

>> No.56737170
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>>56737031
>earnings that great
>one company
>75% margin
>basically monopoly
>during mania
kek

>> No.56737172

>>56737143
>4x the liquor
So it sounds like buying alcohol and bank stocks is the way to go

>> No.56737173

>>56737162
I have an Nvidia card in my computer

>> No.56737174

>>56737162
Well, everyone thinks they are a fastfood chain, but actually and this is quite the newstory I'm breaking, but they actually make their money off of real estate

>> No.56737182

>>56737156
>he's ignoring the quad bottom

>> No.56737184
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>>56737164

>> No.56737186

Midwit bobos getting heemed after the conference call

>> No.56737187

>>56737158
newfriend, pink wojak Lum has been around for years

>> No.56737189
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>>56737162
I have a GTX 1070 so I guess graphics cards? And apparently it's a very profitable business. Weirdly enough, it's nowhere nearly as profitable for anyone else.

>> No.56737191
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>>56737151
Do you like dried figs poem anon?

>> No.56737196

>>56737156
If it recovers over 502 during AH, I'll dump my SOXS shares, but I'm feeling pretty comfy with the china news.

>> No.56737197

>>56737162
They have what AI craves

>> No.56737201

Where my ROK chads at?
bought during COVID so it's double the value and pays fat divvies.

>> No.56737203

>>56737162
I have an ASUS rog strix 4090 oc, does that count?

>> No.56737205

>>56737191
Idk what that even is

>> No.56737208

>volatile stock down 2%
>incessive bobo posting
????

>> No.56737217

>>56736998
>WTAF. They are price gouging the absolute crap out of this market. Good for them but bloody hell.
Yeah the hardware isn't worth what they're asking, effectively they're charging for the fancy compiler they've coupled to it.
When the market realizes this the whole thing will blow up.

>> No.56737219
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>>56737162
And?

>> No.56737223
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56737223

>this thread

>> No.56737225

>>56737158
>>56736420
that's your LUM

>> No.56737226

>>56737208
we like to have fun here.

>> No.56737227
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>>56737187
Lies, blasphemy, sacrilege... I will not have you slander my wife.
Feels good to have some nice cash lying around now to slurp more NVDA

>> No.56737228

Are there any football or turkey related stocks I should be buying ahead of the Turkey Day holiday?

>> No.56737235
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56737235

>>56737174
They sell chips, but over in bongland they call them crisps, and they also call fries, chips. I don't know if they sell hamburgers or fish or what else they sell besides chips though

>> No.56737248

>>56737223
To make it more comical, literally nothing is happening. NVDA had a little dump, then bounced back were it was & nothing.
>DOT.COM 2 IS BURSTING !!

>> No.56737253
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>>56737189
>>56737162

Whole pc for 118 Euros.

>> No.56737256

>>56737201
>pays fat divvies
>1.86% yield
Anon, I....

>> No.56737265

Once the call starts it’s going to pump 10% trust me

>> No.56737267

>>56737217
>When the market realizes this the whole thing will blow up
It's already realizing, I keep trying to tell you faggots :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfhndpnWxc

No one sits on the throne forever, someone should have told those retards at Nvidia to start cutting their prices. They need a slap back down to earth so hard.

>> No.56737269

Lets not forget that NVDA also pays a substantial dividend

>> No.56737270
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>>56737225
>>56736420
Why is 3DPD so disappointing? Then again I fondly remember my average gf putting on a nice Lum cosplay. Not as good as 2D but I appreciated the effort and her in-character acting. Also... nice calves :(

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>>56737227
ok newfag
where'd you post before this? reddit gamestop sub?

>> No.56737277

>>56737189
>Weirdly enough, it's nowhere nearly as profitable for anyone else.
That's what he means when he says you don't know what they sell. It's not GPUs.

>> No.56737292

Markets top on good news
And bottom on bad news
You have been told
But you never listened.

>> No.56737293

Nvidia has to be cooking books, this is such a shitshow lmao

>> No.56737297

>>56737269
It is, when you factor in future growth, a value stock.

>> No.56737301

>>56736998
>demand weakening
They cannot let their demand weaken, it currently is a RACE to AI. Like the race to the moon, both fake, but money is blown out the windows. And same for AI, everybody has to buy now to be the first to not be left behind.

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>>56737205
It's a fig that's been dried, It's like a sweet treat. In retrospect wasn't a good financial decision considering none of my stocks have gone up in price, and I could have bought 3 pounds of cornmeal which equates to 9 meals.

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I bought cheap as fuck $485 bearish butterfly spreads with $8 wide wings a $16 wide range) so I could get bearish exposure without getting raped by IV. I figured they will make it where both calls and prints both get fucked.

I just need it to drop a little bit more and I might get a 4 or 5x out of these. Even if it doesn't drop I'll probably still have a +100% in the morning because it's close enough already to my range

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>>56737277
Jesus christ dude I was being sarcastic. I guess it doesn't really come through online so I can't blame you. Sorry m8.

>> No.56737334

>>56737326
It tends to go over my head IRL too, sorry about that.

>> No.56737341

moonSHOT bros we up 5% postmarket.

>> No.56737349

Just bought 13 shares of NVDA at $495 aftermarket. Hopefully I didn't fuck up.

>> No.56737350
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>>56737305
>you vill eat the corn and you vill be happy also you vill own nuhfing
come on anon, investing requires you take better care of yourself

>> No.56737351

>>56737341
Was just about to post this, it's got legs.

>> No.56737355

>NVDA 467 tomorrow

>> No.56737362

>>56737326
>>56737334
Kek Lum posters have genuine autism

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scam ticker bots need to get out

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>>56737355
Nope, I won't accept anything outside of my $477-$493 range

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>>56737334
I need to stop being so sarcastic and ironic, it's un-ironically acting as a detriment on my life. So, time for some honesty. I sold NVDA yesterday and I hope for a nice pullback. Even with my bullish shilling, I hope it dumps

>> No.56737381

Make a new bread I have a joke

>> No.56737385

>>56737381
No. We should hit 494 posts in honor of NVDA.

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>>56737362
What this autism you speak of?

>> No.56737390

>NVDA is DOWN over 1% in after hours trading
>SHOT is UP over 8.5% in after hours trading
SHOT bros we're going to WIN so much we're going to get tired of #WINNING!

#TigerBlood #7GramRocks

>> No.56737394

>>56737385
This but 467, kek

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>>56737371
You are one selfish mumu

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LET IT DROP BELOW $493' YOU MUNU FUCKERS

>> No.56737402

Well this is fucking boring.
I wanted something to dump or pump so I can shit post about it.

All we got was like 2 minutes of funposting before it because a gay crab

>> No.56737404

>>56737385
Number of posts itt now determines Nvidia price at cob tomorrow. Digits confirm this

>> No.56737405

massive naked shorting of NVDA that's going to send it to 1000 EoW after the call

>> No.56737412
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>>56737350
I take care of myself. I have a balanced diet of: cornmeal, rice, beans, peas, lentils, bread, oats, potatoes, the occasional dairy or fish (sardines) and some treats like dried figs I bought today. I'm torn at the moment I need to buy more plates for my home gym (a pair of dumbbells and a barbell), but I want to buy more stocks with the same money... Any advice on this cosmic issue?

>> No.56737415

>NVDA 523 tomorrow just to fuck with butterfly spreader

>> No.56737418

>>56737405
I have a feeling it's just going to stay flat, and fuck ALL the option buyers.

>> No.56737421
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>>56737402
Just take the slightly bearish crab pill, anon

>> No.56737422

>>56737397
Patience bobofren. They are coping about the smart money leaving.

>> No.56737424

>>56737402
Yup. Got all prepped up for nothing.

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>>56737397
no

>> No.56737429

Nigger >>56737411

>> No.56737436

>>56737412
plates literally 100x in price, kek.

I bought 2x20x for 76 (it was a discount I have to admit) or something alike precovid. Now one costs that much, literally insane.

>> No.56737438

>>56737418
That's what I hope, and why I butterflied it with a bearish lean

>> No.56737446

>>56737404
> 404
anon...

>> No.56737447

>>56737436
shit I meant 100%, lol, actually laughing at that mistake

>> No.56737450

>>56737412
depends
only buy more plates when the lack is preventing progress, otherwise they just sit collecting dust

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>>56737436
Everything is more expensive, yes. But at the same time you now earn way more money to make up for it... rr-r-r-r-right?

>> No.56737453

>>56737341
>currently at 4.79
might slurp when the market opens tomorrow

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>>56737436
1 plate is 100$...

>> No.56737467
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I think I fucked myself for 500 profit

>> No.56737472

>>56737418
midwit take

>> No.56737473
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IV CRUSH EVERYONES BALLS

>> No.56737487

>>56737463
Sorry, they were in Euros.

>>56737452
Yes sure, I'm the CEO of Shot.

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>>56737473
Just trade IV proof options bro

>> No.56737516

Why would nvidia not skyrocket after that er?

>> No.56737524

>>56737162
SYNTHETIC HYPERCONCENTRATED NANONIGGERS

>> No.56737531

>>56737516
priced in

>> No.56737540

>>56737516
Maybe because it's priced in by already skyrocketing running up to this point

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GO BACK DOWN TOWARDS MY RANGE YOU FUCKING HYPED UP PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56737577

>>56737516
earnings call has to finish

>> No.56737581

The price of everything has gone up over the last few years. Food, oil, interest rates, sugar and cocoa. Especially vegetables.
Do you know what pirates pay for corn?
>A "buccaneer"!

>> No.56737598

>>56737531
No way was THAT er priced in

>> No.56737620

>>56737559
almost

>> No.56738147

>>56736474
>WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU FAGGOTS AND BUY SHOT??????
because you haven't been here long enough to spot the jeet pump'n'dumper and you didnt listen to me when i kept asking him why he didnt shill the stock BEFORE it pumped

>> No.56738256

>>56736744
>Undeniably great earnings, bears are about to short it and get their assholes REEMED
this post did not age well

>> No.56738274

>>56736815
>Dump
>DENIED
>>56736786
>Lmfao retail bears are literally insane for shorting on OBJECTIVELY GOOD EARNINGS AND GUIDANCE hahahahahahahaha
>>56736787
>This was a good number. Bears needed something bad. The pumping continues.

lmao

>> No.56738286

>>56736824
>yes, NVDA is going green in 2min. also nice ID
ahahaha>>56736826
>bobo bros you were too cocky
OH NO NO NO NO