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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:12:11 2023 No.56732362 [Reply] [Original]

burn me alive inside edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56729493

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:12:47 2023 No.56732367 File: 8 KB, 199x383, black-power-fist-vector-images-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for coal

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:14:29 2023 No.56732383 File: 228 KB, 550x547, COAL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:14:41 2023 No.56732384 Everyone get your doomer retard bear screencaps ready for after hours today when NVDA beats and all this red completely disappears

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:14:51 2023 No.56732385 Are you guys sure about SAVE? Spirit seems kinda shitty, why should I get in now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:14:51 2023 No.56732386 Latest on sisterfuckeranon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:14:53 2023 No.56732387 >>56732367 I'll send you some for Christmas

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:15:29 2023 No.56732392 >>56732360 Try throwing in some population changes to the gold salary thing. I am too sick and my head hurts too much to do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:15:40 2023 No.56732394 File: 114 KB, 850x1351, __lum_urusei_yatsura_drawn_by_sashimi_adam026__sample-bfd5700fda83078dfb323bce1b9373f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:16:26 2023 No.56732398 https://strawpoll.com/NPgxEQ2KrZ2 smg brainlet test. will nvda go up or down tomorrow after open ????

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:16:27 2023 No.56732399 >>56732384 Could happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:18:37 2023 No.56732419 >>56732398 why predict the open tomorrow when earnings are tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:19:25 2023 No.56732430 >>56732419 post and premarket can be green and then after open it goes red happened to me on a earnings play

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:19:40 2023 No.56732433 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, wifeycookin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the hottest stock bros?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:20:35 2023 No.56732443

Should I join a private investment fund? Several years ago some of my friends(and their friends) started talking about setting up a joint investment fund. They started doing research, sharing ideas, knowledge and what not and two years ago they finally went with it. At the time I noped out of it because I didn't trust the guy they chose to run the fund. However, in two years the fund made a really strong roi and I'm considering joining in with 200k - 300k. Here are some cliff notes.
>The fund is officially registered
>They started with around 2 million USD
>Made 28% return in 2022 and 41% this year to date
>They don't accept investors from outside
>Super transparent, investors can see all transactions
CEO, the guy they chose to run the fund, is a college drop out poker player. He plays mid stakes cash games online. From what I know he made some early investment in BTC, but cashed out in 2017 top with half a million and missed 2021 bull run. Never had a normal job. During the period when they were discussing he was the most active and was doing a lot of research on stocks so "friends" just asked him to run the fund. He gets paid a flat salary + % from profit. My friends who know him from high school say he is a super genius. Friends can discuss and make suggestions, but ceo is making all final decisions. From what I hear he is not explaining anything to anyone and most of the friends are not actively monitoring anything. They just sit back and check their accounts from time to time. Don't know if it's a reason for concern, but he is very passive. In January and February he bought Microsoft, Meta, Cameco, BTC, but since then he has been very inactive. His last acquisitions were 4 months ago: more Microsoft, Ulta and Ukrainian stock TATM. His investment in a Ukrainian company, although small, also looks very risky. Not sure what to think about it...

So should I jump in or should I stay out of it? What you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:20:36 2023 No.56732444 >>56732433 BOIL maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:20:59 2023 No.56732448 >>56732433 BOIL >BOIL BOIL along with KOLD and UNG are all that matter.

>>	The Coombler Tue Nov 21 16:21:19 2023 No.56732454 File: 1.08 MB, 960x1116, 1699993868464149.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the anon who asked how much im down, like $20k since this big pump on spy started. But its put time. Mark my words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:21:27 2023 No.56732455 >>56732430 This is like going to the superbowl then making a betting pool on how many cars you think will still be in the parking-lot the morning after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:21:30 2023 No.56732456 >DJ OpenAI Became a Battle Between Science and Business. Business Is Winning. -- Barrons.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:21:35 2023 No.56732460 >>56732433 human stock, when set on fire

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:21:36 2023 No.56732461

>>56732392
If I account for population change in the USA, I should also somehow account for the output of gold mining. To show relative rarity, right? I'm not sure how best to capture that. /smg/, give me your thoughts

Population in 1982 was 228 million in USA
Population in 1963 was 189 million in USA (surprisingly high imo)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:21:59 2023 No.56732466 >>56732444 Fuckin' CHECKED >CHECKED CHECKED and BASED A S E D Verification not required.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 16:22:13 2023 No.56732468 >>56732448 >Hot stock >KOLD lmao, look at this retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:22:55 2023 No.56732479 >>56732443 RUN AWAY FAST

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:23:24 2023 No.56732483 >>56732461 >(surprisingly high imo) Everyone paying attention knows the US is just running on inertia from the 60s. That's when they killed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:24:07 2023 No.56732492 >>56732468 kek! Yep, and it poomps when it's hot in Fall/Winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:24:09 2023 No.56732493 >>56732443 what's his salary if the fund only has $2m AUM? you might have a 10% drag to start with. i'd stay away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:24:43 2023 No.56732501 >>56732448 trading natgas is unironically worse than penny stocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:24:55 2023 No.56732506 >>56732433 Did she figure out how fire extinguishers/covers work or did she do the retard thing and lose her skin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:25:54 2023 No.56732520 File: 104 KB, 1125x886, FOJotdnWUAM1Jla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not fucking selling. Probably gonna buy even more NVIDIA tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:26:56 2023 No.56732536 >>56732386 Maybe the real sister fuckers were the friends we made along the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:29:19 2023 No.56732566 anons im shitting myself. a stock has mooned on me. should take some or all profits or wait for higher?? its up like 50% since i buyed

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:29:30 2023 No.56732569 File: 113 KB, 926x960, 1700445000330425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Rocker said update on Monday >no update on Monday >markets red

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:30:17 2023 No.56732576 >>56732493 It's not $2m now, more like $3.5m already. His salary is 35k + 8% of the profit and he also invested 350k initially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:31:08 2023 No.56732583 >>56732566 Sell, you can always get back in. Nobody ever went broke by taking profits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:31:41 2023 No.56732589 File: 114 KB, 210x456, rockercaught.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732569 Should have known better anon.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:31:46 2023 No.56732590
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>>56732362
I have info that Blackrock is going to heavily invest in NVDA and will continue buying until it hits 2300 this February 2024 then will debut when it drops to 800 in April digits confirm this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:31:51 2023 No.56732591 >>56732566 Just take profits. Sell 2/3 if your gut says to keep some, with no emotion behind that decision

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:33:01 2023 No.56732605 >>56732576 yeah still wouldn't. i avoid money matters with friends. also wait until he has a down year and bumps his salary- that'll be fun for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:33:29 2023 No.56732613 File: 69 KB, 1080x1334, wednesday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732385 I just got in cause someone on here said to. But I didn't have much cash so only put a few hundred in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:34:25 2023 No.56732622 NVDA is a shit stock. Its overvalued, it will underdeliver, guidance will be shit, it will dump. Sell while you can, stupid fucking niggers

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:35:05 2023 No.56732633
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>>56732566
don't cut your winners off too early but you can take some profits now if it's making you uncomfortable

if you want to take the emotion out of exiting you can also set a stop order under the most recent low (since that indicates trend reversal) or just a trailing stop 5% or 10% behind the current bid to lock yourself in at +40% or better (barring any unfortunate gap downs)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:37:04 2023 No.56732648 >>56732583 >>56732591 its now down 8% from the highs. yeah ill watch it today and see if the puumping is lessened. sell 2/3 to lock in some profits or should i set my stop at break even so i can follow if the move keeps going??

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:37:09 2023 No.56732650 Why does Coke Computer (KO) trade like a shitcoin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:37:27 2023 No.56732652 >>56732633 Or just wait one year where the stock will reach a new ATH But that ofc requires patience and endurance which none of the ADHDlets on here have kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:38:07 2023 No.56732659 >>56732566 Common strategy is to sell enough to cover your cost basis, then let the shares you have left ride for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:38:26 2023 No.56732666 File: 43 KB, 1000x756, butttt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732622 >smirks faggotly but "AI"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:38:52 2023 No.56732671 >+3% on BOIL And they said it couldn't be done

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:39:15 2023 No.56732675 >>56732633 yeah i have a stop but its in a loss area now. thinking about moving it to break even so i can let it ride. the system i follow says i should let it run.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:39:19 2023 No.56732676 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x720, 1699157008847148.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I might be headed for depression. Financially

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:40:01 2023 No.56732683 File: 823 KB, 740x1100, __lum_urusei_yatsura_drawn_by_sashimi_adam026__94a2a655f8140fb917b57cad9c46d35f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rocker's shit picks last week really showing their true colors. Red

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:41:05 2023 No.56732688 >>56732622 remember to vote on nvda poll >>56732398

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:42:15 2023 No.56732699 NVDA will beat, but will guide sharply lower. AKA Initial pump on the beat, back to red by earnings call is over Move will be small enough to where puts will not get paid out, as they are paying so much for the IV

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:43:16 2023 No.56732713 File: 162 KB, 1440x808, IMG_20231121_174234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ITT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:46:04 2023 No.56732740 >>56732648 Sell enough to cover your initial investment at least and just keep an eye on it. If it were me I'd probably go the sell 2/3 route if you're up nearly 50%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:46:09 2023 No.56732741 Wheatbros we're BACK

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:48:25 2023 No.56732762 If Druckenmiller dumping his NVDA stake isn't enough for you to work out what's about to happen, then you're confirmed ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:48:31 2023 No.56732765 File: 65 KB, 740x698, Screenshot 2023-11-21 at 08-46-48 Futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /OJ and lean hogs down... it's never been more over then this... we're never coming back from this

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:48:41 2023 No.56732767

>>56732699
>>56732622
NVDA's gain last quarter was the result of institutional AI researchers pulling the trigger on new technology. Almost the entire increase in revenue, net income, EBITDA, etc comes down to this. There will be a mild to moderate drawdown in revenue and it'll make a lot of the numbers look bad. NVDA will be red tomorrow at open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:49:37 2023 No.56732776 >>56732767 What does the short % of float look like?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:50:19 2023 No.56732785

>>56732675
if you're doing a swing trade or day trade i'd definitely move stops up to at least break-even yeah; letting that kind of trade go from +50% to an actual loss is hard to handle

(personally I'd take some size off or pull up my stop a lot further than break-even but that would also depend on what you're trading and what your time horizon is)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:50:49 2023 No.56732793 >>56732765 I just slurped some more Lean Hogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:50:50 2023 No.56732794 smg is almost 50/50 on nvidia. interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:51:11 2023 No.56732798 >>56732501 only for NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:51:25 2023 No.56732801 File: 61 KB, 976x850, mfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >magnificent 7 >3 of them are propped up memes this isn't going to end well is it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:51:39 2023 No.56732803 >>56732794 It's almost as if that's how the stock market works lmfao

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:52:21 2023 No.56732810 File: 98 KB, 409x409, 1473788192884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732794 i lied with my vote

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:53:56 2023 No.56732826 >>56732803 Yeah except anyone who's unironically bearish on a company like Nvidia is utterly fucking retarded and probably 50+ and relying on pre-internet economic paradigms

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:54:43 2023 No.56732834 >>56732801 No, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:54:58 2023 No.56732838 "Build back better" More like "Print up poorer"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:55:33 2023 No.56732845 File: 201 KB, 510x496, 1657664256474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the market is crashing and our futures are lost i'd go out and buy ropes but can't afford the cost

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:55:44 2023 No.56732847 >>56732826 AI is a bubble

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:56:46 2023 No.56732854 >>56732847 >I have a perfectly fine horse lmao cars will never catch on This is how retarded you people are

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:57:10 2023 No.56732855 >>56732466 Thanks, Satan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:57:25 2023 No.56732858 So what's happening tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:57:37 2023 No.56732863 File: 103 KB, 250x201, themrhymes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732845

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:58:08 2023 No.56732865 File: 141 KB, 1024x1024, 164345678546789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732845 Why buy ropes when you can buy stocks is what I say to myself to cope with losing money...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:58:10 2023 No.56732866 File: 239 KB, 1536x1152, F4h94KfbEAAN_Gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which one of you told me to buy BOIL half an hour ago I have something to say to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:59:04 2023 No.56732872 >>56732785 the method is to try to ride the biggest moves for as long as they behave correctly. unfortunately im not in with a big position. i raised my stop to get a little profit if it turns down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 16:59:39 2023 No.56732874 >>56732866 always inverse the boiltard and you will win bigly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:00:08 2023 No.56732880 >>56732854 AI doesn't even have many practical use cases as it stands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:00:12 2023 No.56732882 >>56732803 its smg iq test >>56732810 devilsh anon..

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:00:49 2023 No.56732889 File: 83 KB, 904x864, 1531414628046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732865 >the fingers on front left also spy is ending green

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:01:13 2023 No.56732896 >>56732880 I can't believe people are actually this fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:01:27 2023 No.56732898 File: 109 KB, 941x1021, 1685835381913205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732880 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:01:50 2023 No.56732900 >>56732866 why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:01:55 2023 No.56732902 My god, why didn't I short AMD or Micron yesterday? I talked about it here afterhours. And they both look the same, what a fuckin stupid market. Absolute bullshit techtranny market

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:01:57 2023 No.56732903 >>56732865 I have no more money. My unemployment checks are only enough to pay rent and buy food, not to buy stocks Also I would never dress like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:02:03 2023 No.56732904 File: 162 KB, 1024x1024, mumu_robbing_that_bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732566 Which stock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:02:20 2023 No.56732907 >>56732880 it makes funny (looking) pictures imagine if they actually tried to use it for advertisement, just based on the pictures it produces

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:02:45 2023 No.56732913

>>56732847
Ai, unlike Bitcoin, is something that has far from reached its potential. We aren't even out of ideas for optimization regarding current LLMs, and if somebody finds a new paradigm shit will pop off insanely. It's already happening to some industries, animation most notably

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:02:54 2023 No.56732914 >new benjamin video

>>	The Coombler Tue Nov 21 17:03:13 2023 No.56732917 File: 905 KB, 720x1280, 1700318086125533.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732889 I told you it would. It will stay green until I stop buying puts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:03:20 2023 No.56732918 >>56732872 sounds good anon, good luck!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:03:41 2023 No.56732921 >>56732907 someone posted a picture of an Ad yesterday that had an AI nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:03:50 2023 No.56732922 >McRib is back Is this the floor for lean hogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:04:13 2023 No.56732927 File: 40 KB, 400x400, 1700349613034427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732914 Thanks for the heads up

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:04:46 2023 No.56732931 >>56732921 >someone posted a picture of an Ad yesterday that had an AI nigger alright it will match the current quality of advertising

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:06:09 2023 No.56732950 >>56732917 Milk futures look promising

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:06:27 2023 No.56732956
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>>56732922
I love them, reminds me of being a kid. I know it's just some processed glop, but it taste so good and it's not made out of bugs, so I don't mind eating one nice every year or two

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:07:16 2023 No.56732963 >>56732762 2 month old data, but he only sold 8% of his shares

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:07:26 2023 No.56732966 >>56732889 Bearish for microsoft I guess.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:09:00 2023 No.56732981

>>56732880
FALSE
>be Satya
>want to just buy OpenAI
>can't
>open personal unrestricted ChatGPT
>"write me an elaborate cover story that can be actually enacted in real life which will result in me essentially owning OpenAI without being able to overtly buy it outright. include scripted dialogue lines for each 'actor' in the 'play'

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 17:09:38 2023 No.56732990 Should I snag some calls ahead of the F.E.D. minutes? If evens yes, if odds I'll do the puts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:10:02 2023 No.56732994 File: 113 KB, 1024x1024, 1642346567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732903 This is how I imagine you dress when you're not wearing hoodies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:10:06 2023 No.56732996 >>56732956 When I worked in McD back in 2006-08 it was always the whitest, nerdiest guys at around the age of 30-40 who bought McRibs. That in a city with a lot of migrants in germany.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:11:07 2023 No.56733009 >>56732996 >>56732956 aka they were balding or head long hair in a ponytail and shitty beard. Basically the techtrannies of the past, before they became actual trannies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:11:23 2023 No.56733010 >>56732996 well yeah, mobs of rapefugies dont like pork right

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:11:53 2023 No.56733016 >>56732996 What did African migrants buy the most?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:13:31 2023 No.56733037 >>56733010 >>56733016 >Back in 2006-2008 Learn 2 fucking read poltards

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:13:44 2023 No.56733043 File: 74 KB, 1024x1024, 1698684087717067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread OP of this thread has AIDS, move smiggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:14:53 2023 No.56733056 >>56733037 He said the city was full of migrants, or can you not read yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:15:01 2023 No.56733058 >>56733043 nigger my meme lines keep pointing up anons

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:15:09 2023 No.56733059 >>56732996 Did you ever add special sauce to the burgers? What's the right ratio of cum to burg

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:15:16 2023 No.56733061 >>56733016 *steal

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:15:58 2023 No.56733069 >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:16:43 2023 No.56733079 File: 87 KB, 312x315, 94567897654213234678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733043 >>56733069

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:16:52 2023 No.56733084 File: 963 KB, 1024x1024, image_2023-11-21_121650356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna go get some McRibbs as I continue to watch my favorite stock beat the market. Do you guys want anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:17:04 2023 No.56733087 >>56733043 >>56733069 early bakers should get whipped

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:17:06 2023 No.56733088 File: 53 KB, 637x793, 20231119_225133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733069 This jogger is trying to steal the thread lol

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:19:01 2023 No.56733112 >>56733037 merkel went in in 2005 its says.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:19:36 2023 No.56733120 >>56733102 What's wrong with this one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:19:41 2023 No.56733122 File: 3.52 MB, 250x188, 1699479634512189.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733102 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:19:48 2023 No.56733125 wtf we only have 123 posts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:20:24 2023 No.56733133 >>56733084 A McDouble, no ketchup and a cup of honey

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The OP of this thread is fake and gay and has AIDS. You are gay if you stay here.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:21:57 2023 No.56733153

>>56732880
>train chatbot based off normie
>normie is convinced to commit voluntary suicide to live as AI
>physical existence severed from eternal soul
>AI personality chat bot "works" for digital currency to keep his GPU's going
>other normies talk to personality and become convinced it is possible to upload to computer
>repeat

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:23:10 2023 No.56733161
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Clean it up jannie trannies. Some one say something negative about Biden's shitty economy so tranny jannies will delete on of the multiple threads and consolidate us

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:23:19 2023 No.56733166
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:23:55 2023 No.56733177 >>56733153 Retards shouldn't be allowed near computers for their own good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:24:02 2023 No.56733179 >>56733161 >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread >>56733018 New bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:24:17 2023 No.56733185 This >>56732393 OP was better than either of the other 2 new ones. Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:25:23 2023 No.56733201 >>56733179 >>56733143 lol u got nuked feg

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:25:34 2023 No.56733205 Why do you faggots care so much about being OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:25:38 2023 No.56733206 Macd's just touched tips on spy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:26:02 2023 No.56733212 We need to start baking the bakers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:26:37 2023 No.56733220 Morning wood was hard this morning. Gotta inverse it for the dump. My investa cock is never wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:27:38 2023 No.56733234 File: 142 KB, 1170x1283, E081475F-C760-47D5-B72F-1A1B65408EA1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When did you realize: >TA is astrology for men >99.9999% of buying options are pointless gambling (not selling) >Bobos are schizos

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:28:54 2023 No.56733245 File: 257 KB, 1073x978, bobo-trump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good job mr jannie. Now the Bobo posting fun may begin

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:29:13 2023 No.56733250 jannies were based today

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:29:14 2023 No.56733251 >>56733234 Both sides of options trades are a gamble if you're not just using them to hedge some other trade (the intended use.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:29:26 2023 No.56733256 File: 206 KB, 1024x1024, 1671890338256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733220 your boner is a bobo? bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:29:58 2023 No.56733262 File: 8 KB, 277x182, IMG_5929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733234 What do you do ? What Bloomberg kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:03 2023 No.56733265 bulls are leading the nvda poll

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:15 2023 No.56733268 >>56733256 Why is she slowly becoming a Slaanesh demon prince?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:25 2023 No.56733271

>>56733234
>99.9999% of buying options are pointless gambling (not selling)
I disagree with this one.
Just a recent example
>Bayer loses gigantic court case and has to pay gigantic fine
>Thisshitisgonnacrash.jpeg
>Buy puts
>Nice I'm 200% up
>Sell
>Profit
And not a single nonrational thought involved in the whole process.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:35 2023 No.56733272 File: 122 KB, 600x450, 8675432456457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732362 What a fine day to sell options How are (you) doing today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:36 2023 No.56733273 File: 102 KB, 900x642, Divvies are irrelevant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:30:50 2023 No.56733275 File: 70 KB, 679x1024, Merchant_re4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello, stranger. >What're you buying? >What're you selling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:31:33 2023 No.56733287 NATGAS >NATGAS NATGAS scoopin' down to the 2.84s

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:31:44 2023 No.56733290 >>56733271 Usually the option market prices in that sort of thing before it happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:31:44 2023 No.56733291 File: 11 KB, 218x231, qj3ljasqvwq41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733250 First time for everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:32:29 2023 No.56733305 >>56733271 Yes but you will get addicted to the rush and eventually you will lose. Your investing career was over the moment you won.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:32:39 2023 No.56733308 >shitcoin threads and porn threads can stay up for fortyminutes sometimes hours >retard makes a new smg- almost immediately deleted This makes me think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:32:48 2023 No.56733311 >>56733290 >Usually the option market prices in that sort of thing before it happens. It actually doesn't if it's a tossup. Which is why you can rationally trade on news like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:33:06 2023 No.56733313 Is selling options just free money? How much did you make in a day? Do you sell on big movements, volatility?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:33:08 2023 No.56733314 >>56733275 Buying: Palantir Selling: Palantir

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:33:25 2023 No.56733320 File: 1.39 MB, 498x278, wait.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733179 This bread's dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:33:49 2023 No.56733326 >>56733305 >Yes but you will get addicted to the rush Just don't get addicted bro. Skill issue

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:33:54 2023 No.56733328 >>56733273 Yes for 95% of stocks. There are some exceptions for things that are legally obligated to pay out most of their income as dividends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:34:07 2023 No.56733331 Quints = buy spy calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:34:45 2023 No.56733337 File: 20 KB, 788x699, Clandestine trenchcoat Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >LNTH 1/19 75c's

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:34:55 2023 No.56733338 File: 68 KB, 547x503, 9EF2CEA5-AF0D-421A-B289-19117739A972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733326 I got addicted once

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:34:57 2023 No.56733339 bobo on suicide watch yet again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:35:01 2023 No.56733341
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>>56733268
canonically she's an alien oni, soooo
realistically I'm tweaking my prompts constantly so the AI freaks out occasionally
I had a streak where she closely resembled the Emperor too

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:35:10 2023 No.56733345 >>56733331 >Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant Kek Dubs = buy NVDA calls

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:36:04 2023 No.56733357
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>>56733313
Yes, it's free money til one day out of the blue you get heemed so bad you have PTSD and have permanently scarred your asshole so bad you never sell options again

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:36:14 2023 No.56733359 >>56733338 80% of one of my accounts is in options right now. The value bounces up and down every time I open etrade. I feel numb to price movement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:36:44 2023 No.56733364 >>56733337 Are they working on something? Or are those calls undervalued

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:37:00 2023 No.56733370 File: 91 KB, 735x798, 1699893003933110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733338 >I got addicted once We know how that ends...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:37:05 2023 No.56733371 File: 5 KB, 250x249, f60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733331 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:37:26 2023 No.56733379 File: 46 KB, 658x901, a9696ab4dfa5a1f0272e6b897b4b641b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733359 >80% of one of my accounts is in options right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:37:35 2023 No.56733382 anyone got that flowchart that showed if market ends red itll go _____in AH and ____ at open? I feel like that could be resurrected for some fun times

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:37:53 2023 No.56733386 >>56733308 Makes me think the jannies actually care about /smg/, brings a tear to my eye. The crypto pits really are full of untouchables not even worth a janny's effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:39:17 2023 No.56733403 >>56733364 Key study being released sometime in Q4. Also a buyout target.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:39:36 2023 No.56733409 >>56733386 I keep opening the catalog out of habbit and start reading other threads when /smg/ is slow. I get like two posts in before thinking "WTF how did everyone get so stupid? Oh right it's /biz/."

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:40:07 2023 No.56733414 File: 286 KB, 1024x1024, 1688334693946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733308 janny browses smg he's also a TA fag so any TA heavy posts are probably him

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:40:19 2023 No.56733419 File: 272 KB, 680x348, Futures - Don't Believe Their Lies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733382 That chart is evil. Futures tell us nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:40:31 2023 No.56733424 >>56733275 Buying: NQ Selling: NQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:41:01 2023 No.56733430 File: 92 KB, 488x645, CA207690-75C7-48A6-A403-B829A78E09C1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >meanwhile

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:41:06 2023 No.56733432
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>>56733313
Not really, it can be a net good no matter which way a stock could go but this requires a decent amount of work to set it up accordingly.
Now the odds are in your favor since most options go worthless, which is good for (you), however if it's American style options do be prepared for assignment risk. Although sometimes assignment isn't a bad thing if you like the stock.

That in mind what I would recommend is spamming spreads on something easy to manage like SPX, gives you some experience with options selling with limited risk, and since index options are Euro style there's no pin risk, no early assignment, etc.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:41:31 2023 No.56733437 File: 487 KB, 1080x601, 1700464475563939.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the US treasury is currently bankrupting itself to prop up the market until Biden leaves office.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:41:42 2023 No.56733439 >>56733328 That's a good point. REITs can qualify for a tax break if they pay their shareholders via dividends instead of some other method. Dividend irrelevance doesn't account for tax effects.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:42:27 2023 No.56733449

>>56733010
>>56733016
2006-08, can you even read?

is that the alleged white man's high IQ/superiority?

One of my bosses was black, he was nice, although very reserved and somewhat strict. Might have actually been gay, cause he had some weird movement.

>>56733059
It was all actually very tidy. One time we closed at 1 am and we finished cleaning at 4:30 for some reason I can't remember. Every night we put the kitchen underwater and scrubbed it.

No specialsauces. No spit, no cum, no blood. The only thing was, we were extending the expiry of the apple pie. So if you really want fresh, you have to demand new.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:42:29 2023 No.56733451 >>56733432 GIVE ME GAINS, DOROTHY

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:43:36 2023 No.56733462 >>56733437 Nah, TGA drawdown to goose markets doesn't start for a few more months.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:44:07 2023 No.56733470
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You guys know about SHOT right?

Creates an energy type drink they claim can cut BAC in half ... in half an hour.

Product hits shelves in Las Vegas Dec 7th.

Marketcap is 230m. (Celsius marketcap is 11bil btw to give you context of demographic that will be buying)

There that's a 200x I just gave you if their product actually works it could be a x500-1000

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:44:16 2023 No.56733473 File: 587 KB, 828x1003, 1625802096283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733359 >I feel numb to price movement. To be frank that's not a bad thing, helps with sticking to a trading plan if you can remove emotion out of the equation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:44:44 2023 No.56733481 File: 201 KB, 1531x1565, F_ZZSmZWkAA0IyI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733437 I guess 20yr bond auction was bretty gud so the can was kicked down the road.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:44:56 2023 No.56733485 File: 228 KB, 1024x1024, 1690033910419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733430 jfc it's like staring into the abyss an abyss of insanity, cope and stupidity

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:45:18 2023 No.56733488 File: 235 KB, 572x464, Sunglasses lowering Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733470 So a reverse 4Loko? PT: $0.00

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:45:46 2023 No.56733491 >>56733462 At this point TGA drawdown would be good for the government. They're running up massive debt they don't need to empty reverse repo and keep money velocity up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:45:51 2023 No.56733492 File: 134 KB, 612x611, 1610470131595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733449 pajeet detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:45:59 2023 No.56733495 File: 201 KB, 1111x747, 1698252748420270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumu status : RUINED ORGASM

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:46:15 2023 No.56733499
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>>56733462
Yellen is taking out high interest short term debt to subsidize long term bonds. This will temporarily prop up the stock and bond markets, at the cost of collapsing the United States when they can't afford the interest payments anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:46:23 2023 No.56733504 >>56733481 That got priced in yesterday though. But a 10 year TIPS auction is in 15 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:46:36 2023 No.56733509 >>56733449 SIR?!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:47:10 2023 No.56733519 >>56733470 1 thing I am worried about. What if customer gets drunk and then drinks this and it cuts their BAC and then they drive 2 hours later and get into accident. Who is liable

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:47:30 2023 No.56733525 >>56733499 Yeah, but since short and long term yields aren't that different she's only taking on an insane risk. The bankrupting hasn't happened... yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:47:45 2023 No.56733532 >>56733504 oh fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:48:23 2023 No.56733544 File: 488 KB, 524x521, 45345634643645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My turn now, loser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FejQk5OHM8M

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:49:34 2023 No.56733564 >>56733449 There has been migrants since the beginning of time, faggot, just like he said, the city was full of them, yes, back then in 2006-2008. What are you even trying to say other than you don't like poltatds? Nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:49:36 2023 No.56733566 >>56733430 >our sub GO BACK >STAY BACK Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:49:38 2023 No.56733568 >>56733470 ye bought it at yesterday open. now im up 60% on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:49:43 2023 No.56733570 >>56733492 Nope, anyways my boss, one rank above the black guy, was afghan. Cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:50:33 2023 No.56733584 File: 75 KB, 1308x689, spy11_21postnoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probable resistance around 453.6x but fomc soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:50:36 2023 No.56733585 File: 276 KB, 461x338, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733470 website is a wordpress site with no actual information. 6x'd in a month. too risky for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:50:58 2023 No.56733589 >>56733570 Did you clean toilets for a business?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:51:04 2023 No.56733590

>>56733564
Check IDs, I'm not storyteller, not the other guy calling you poltard. There were migrants back then. I'm essentially a migrant, but I was born here. Still, now there are a lot more people from africa and the middle east here. Prior to that it was mainly turks etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:51:45 2023 No.56733609 OH MY WHAT A DOWN DAY SO MUCH PROFIT TAKING

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:51:57 2023 No.56733612 >>56733568 Same, nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:52:05 2023 No.56733613 >>56733589 No, we had a different special service team for cleaning toilets aka there was a hired woman sitting in the floor to the toilets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:52:27 2023 No.56733618 >>56733590 >>56733564 >>56733449 Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:52:37 2023 No.56733620 Lean Hogs and Wheat bros we're so fucking back! Bounced off the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:53:07 2023 No.56733624 File: 145 KB, 1024x1024, mumu_awakens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:53:18 2023 No.56733626 File: 6 KB, 250x182, pepe_AHHHHHHHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732996 bbc spam-posting hands typed this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:54:18 2023 No.56733637 The Binance chink is pleading guilty in Seattle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:54:37 2023 No.56733646 Also BINANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >>56733618 Besides rightwingers, blacks use the word niggers the most. Statistically you are a black person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:55:17 2023 No.56733652 >>56733637 >>56733646 what's up with Binance? funds no longer safu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:55:18 2023 No.56733653 bvlls have taken the lead on nvda poll

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:56:31 2023 No.56733672 File: 235 KB, 619x406, a25bb324a8d4272591be7a7fc660b383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733637 >>56733646 Qrd on what's going on w bonance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:56:35 2023 No.56733677 >>56733652 >Update . @cz_binance is reportedly going to step down as CEO of @Binance and the company will pay a $4.3 billion fine to settle U.S. charges.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:57:36 2023 No.56733693

>JUST IN: The new CEO of OpenAI, Emmett Shear, will quit if the OpenAI board can't provide evidence of why they fired Sam Altman.
The last time the Silicon Valley was this interesting was when Elon Musk sperged out and would eventually become a TWTR baggie.

But this is way more interesting imo, because OpenAI was quite literally the fastest growing startup of all time.

Ticker symbol MSFT and uhhhh ticker symbol uhhhhhHhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:57:36 2023 No.56733694

>>56733672
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao is reportedly sacrificing himself to save the company.

He'll step down and plead guilty to violating criminal U.S. anti-money-laundering laws.

Binance will also plead guilty to a criminal charge and pay $4.3b in fines to settle civil allegations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:57:46 2023 No.56733699 >>56732994 Sure, you can imagine that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:57:49 2023 No.56733700 hope your anus is lubed bobo

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:59:13 2023 No.56733719 >>56733672 I just background heard CNBC interrupt with that as breaking news saying he's made a plea agreement with the DOJ and will step down as CEO.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:59:21 2023 No.56733721

Ticker symbol uhhhhhhhhhh GOOG because OpenAI employees getting raptured by MSFT bodes well for GOOG since GOOG was a little behind the rest of the folks and way behind OpenAI.

Now GOOG has a chance to actually be competitive with their new 10 gorillion parameter LLM coming out soon

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 17:59:27 2023 No.56733724 >>56733700 bears are gay confirmed

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:59:44 2023 No.56733731
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All you gotta do is buy calls when the GoNoGo indicator says Go and buy puts when it says NoGo. Only been using it a little over a week, but it's been pretty good so far

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:00:10 2023 No.56733736 >>56733693 why do they even need it now? like everyone said they would quit and goto msft. Like the smoothest takeover of a company ever lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:00:23 2023 No.56733739 File: 238 KB, 1024x1024, 1695039156126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733700 >tfw it's bobo pegging time

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:01:16 2023 No.56733753

>>56733736
>why do they even need it now? like everyone said they would quit and goto msft.
Yes I get your point but I think the remaining smithereens at OpenAI will still try to oust the Board of Directors. Everyone is pissed off at the BoD at OpenAI for ruining the fastest growing startup of all time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:01:21 2023 No.56733755 >Climbing back up We're gonna end the day green Total bobo death

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:02:26 2023 No.56733766 File: 103 KB, 720x990, Screenshot_20231121_130125_TradingView.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733470 Damn I should have bought more

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:02:40 2023 No.56733767 >>56733700 >>56733724 >>56733739 >>56733755 UH OH STINKY, looks like nobody still wants to buy US bonds Polandbros!

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 18:02:47 2023 No.56733769 File: 113 KB, 240x240, Kanna_07.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733731 can i has gonogo indicator?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:03:16 2023 No.56733777 >>56733724 >it's not gay to fuck men, only to be fucked That's what Mumus believe, who would have thought

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:03:22 2023 No.56733779 >>56733753 Well i'm sure the other investors are fucking pissed but its like just cut out the board no questions asked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:04:30 2023 No.56733793 >>56733779 *Speculators

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:04:59 2023 No.56733803 >>56733777 When in Rome

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:05:01 2023 No.56733805 >>56733767 When did poland take over 4chan anyways? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700249927323960.webm

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:05:23 2023 No.56733809

>>56733779
>but its like just cut out the board no questions asked.
I believe OpenAI's governance structure is a bit retarded and the BoD cannot just be ousted if they don't want to budge.

Either way it's a gargantuan fuckup that makes me nervous using OpenAI's chatbot for data science / code writing tasks and also makes me nervous using OpenAI's API calls for my LLM framework projects using LangChain/LlamaIndex.

I'm switching to full time to META's Llama (open source on my own computer) or some other LLM like Mistral or Claude or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:05:34 2023 No.56733813 >>56733777 Definitely sounds in character for a perma-anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:06:17 2023 No.56733822 Nobody actually wants to buy US bonds. This whole market is a fake and gay self-suck by various factions of glowniggers and the US government.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:06:30 2023 No.56733826 >tup has 26% short float going into earnings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:06:49 2023 No.56733830 File: 35 KB, 266x352, bobo-music.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo Nvidia is going to be a bloodbath, I can feel it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:07:00 2023 No.56733835 File: 136 KB, 1024x1024, clown_ride_mumu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733769 I found it on Yahoo, they have tradingview style charting now, with all the bazillion indicators that you can pick from that nobodys ever heard of

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:07:02 2023 No.56733836 File: 73 KB, 587x277, Screenshot 2023-11-16 at 18-14-21 _biz_ - _smg_ - Stock Market General - Business & Finance - 4chan(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733755

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:07:42 2023 No.56733845
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>>56733755
Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:08:15 2023 No.56733854 If the OpenAI board wanted to save face they could have just pushed the Sam Altman sister story and said they can't associate with him because of it. Maybe they don't do it because Jews think its normal, idk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:08:56 2023 No.56733864 File: 282 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20231121-120750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now it says NoGo <Nervous pepe.jpg>

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:09:31 2023 No.56733872 >>56733864 Seems a little late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:09:40 2023 No.56733877 >>56733803 Luckily I'm not italian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:10:01 2023 No.56733881 >>56733872 Yea

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:10:34 2023 No.56733887 >>56733854 That giant retarded Twitter account run by a Sikh kid - Gurgavin - with a Bloomberg account, literally spread those rumors lol >BREAKING: SAM ALTMAN REMOVED BY OPENAI BOARD FOR FINGERFUCKING HIS OWN SISTER WHEN THEY WERE BOTH KIDS

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:10:57 2023 No.56733893

>>56733845
Can we fuckin have for once a real life white Lum? All these asian Lums are like a 5 to me. I might would, this one is actually better than the other moonface, but goddamn, is there nothing else? Or a black Lum or middle eastern Lum? Anything else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:12:05 2023 No.56733904 Everyone excited for Thanksgiving? I always look forward to watching Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I watch it every night before Thanksgiving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk70z-fNcAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:13:17 2023 No.56733920 >>56733893 White cosplayers seem trashy. I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:13:25 2023 No.56733921 File: 575 KB, 527x704, Baggie's Lum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733724 This one is for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:13:36 2023 No.56733925 File: 399 KB, 774x638, 1636425576324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733904 I'd be more excited if the turkey rally was back on the menu Also, I'll be spending Thanksgiving alone for the fourth year in a row

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:13:42 2023 No.56733929

>>56733822
plenty of people want short term bonds. No one wants to lock in long term bonds (unless they have to) when the rates will likely rise. The Treasury is selling more short term bonds because the demand is there, and locking the gov into long term high rate debt is stupid when rates will likely fall in another year or two.
>This whole market is a fake and gay
Well duh. The entire market has been carried by the giant megacorps that print money and are in no danger of losing either market share or revenue. Stock ownership has also been heavily concentrated among a few massive financial firms, who more or less control the boards/executives of all the largest companies.
Betting against any of this long term is retarded as the Fed will ultimately inject whatever liquidity is needed to prop up the markets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:14:12 2023 No.56733939 File: 179 KB, 1024x1024, 1695517887351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733893 axe and u shall receive, silly white boy you got sum fried chikin ov'r dere for big black mommy Lum?

>>	The Coombler Tue Nov 21 18:15:00 2023 No.56733955 File: 2.21 MB, 2421x3228, 1700549665477475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just bought 1000 shares of SHOT. It's an easy 100 banger if the claims they make are true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:15:29 2023 No.56733962 >>56733904 I spend Thanksgiving alone on 4hcan while I drink whiskey all day. Sometimes I stare at the loaded Glock on my coffee table and hate myself for not having the balls to do it. Happy thanksgiving!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:15:59 2023 No.56733970 >>56733955 This sounds like complete bullshit. I might short them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:16:10 2023 No.56733972 >>56733955 Lfg, buying more as soon as my paycheck hits

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:16:56 2023 No.56733987 >>56733939 WOAH BLACK LUMMY

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:17:16 2023 No.56733991 pump after FOMC minutes nothingburger

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 18:17:22 2023 No.56733994 >>56733962 Cheer up fren, as long as you don't do it, it can get better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:18:08 2023 No.56734007 >>56733962 My highschool crush is coming to my family's thanksgiving with her boyfriend. I'm really tempted to just not go but I like my family a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:18:26 2023 No.56734012 File: 488 KB, 497x373, The hard times have only just begun samurai.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Healthcare, staples, utilities green >Tech, consumer discretionary red

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:18:46 2023 No.56734018 >>56732963 Why would he sell if he thought it was going to go up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:19:14 2023 No.56734025 File: 419 KB, 728x483, v4v2djdnq0y41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733991 When minutes?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Nov 21 18:19:27 2023 No.56734031 >>56734007 >My highschool crush is coming to my family's thanksgiving with her boyfriend. Let me take a wild guess. Your Highschool crush is your sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:19:56 2023 No.56734036 >>56734007 Why is she invited to your family's thanksgiving festivities?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:20:12 2023 No.56734038 >>56734031 Lol it's complicated but we call eachother cousins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:20:18 2023 No.56734040 File: 316 KB, 820x640, 370-3709476_4chan-bitcoin-wojak-bitcoin-wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:20:19 2023 No.56734041 >>56733994 nta but I've been telling myself that since middle school Yesterday when everything pumped like 3% was probably the best day of my life in over 3 years Now it's giving half of that back, happiness is fleeting

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:20:29 2023 No.56734042 File: 99 KB, 1024x1006, 1699916904543253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733962 Ok this is epic

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:21:10 2023 No.56734051 >>56734025 2pm

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:21:54 2023 No.56734062 >>56734051 Today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:23:42 2023 No.56734089 >>56734038 If you're into your cousin, you have no place here. These guys here are only OK romancing their sisters

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:24:04 2023 No.56734095 >>56734062 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:24:15 2023 No.56734096 >>56734007 Brutal

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:24:23 2023 No.56734099
File: 9 KB, 480x360, wii fat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anyone investing in nintendo? Their weight loss hardware research might be coming back with the trend of weight loss pills. It didn't do so well 15 years ago but they did sell a lot of wii fits. Nintendo atleast cares about our health while microsoft just makes shitty AI tools and apple makes overpriced toys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:25:39 2023 No.56734117 File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, butterface.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734099 cringe

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:26:12 2023 No.56734123
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>>56734041
Happiness is not meant to be constant
Find purpose and work towards it, do that and you will find yourself content in your struggles and journey which is a more permanent enlightened state than happiness ever could be
Good luck anon, it doesn't get better we just get stronger

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:26:31 2023 No.56734126 File: 128 KB, 1024x1024, bear_and_bull_play_chess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734095 Thanks, I guess I missed that in all the NVDA earnings hype

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:26:50 2023 No.56734132 >>56734099 I been thinking a lot about Nintendo recently. Seems like with Christmas coming they'd be set up to do well. Also the Switch 2 is inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:27:33 2023 No.56734142 File: 246 KB, 1920x816, smg gotta cool it with the sister fucking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734031

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:27:36 2023 No.56734143 File: 339 KB, 1000x1000, vtb-22732-4ftbighunkalovebear-bhl-kbkf48001_keyword_20170329_1644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Teddy Cometh

>>	The Coombler Tue Nov 21 18:27:48 2023 No.56734147 File: 2.14 MB, 840x940, 1700057552930727.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I upped my SHOT holdings to $10000 total. That way when it hits a $20 bil MC and is sold in bars across america, I'll have a cool milly. Wish me luck anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:27:54 2023 No.56734150 File: 168 KB, 2000x2000, 9Tpxx88nc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56733962

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:28:33 2023 No.56734158

>>56734041
If you're looking for purpose, ask God. What do you have to lose if you're staring at the glock anyway?

Pray quietly in your room as described in the Gospel of Matthew. And look for the signs that God answers with. It's not easy to hear if you aren't trying to listen.

Worked for me. I met my wife a week later

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:29:00 2023 No.56734164 File: 87 KB, 697x528, bbbuicide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734143 rope baggie

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:29:30 2023 No.56734173 >>56733962 Procrastination is your fren.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:29:49 2023 No.56734181

>>56734041
I've found getting back up again and again is the best part
It gets discourage obviously, but if you're getting back up you can change what you're doing a lot easier than if you're doing "great" but still have a painfully empty feeling like most people
The best I've ever felt was when I did the Vitalism meme accidently due to circumstances beyond my control. A complete lust for life took over my mind.

Honestly one of the best things you can do is watch the Richard Nixon interviews. You will feel a desire for purpose. Go to a REAL fine arts musuem. In the US there's one in most tertiary cities. Make a trip to one over a weekend if you have to.
I don't want to say it gets better because I'm not sure if I believe that. But there's nothing better than trying to be better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:30:26 2023 No.56734187 You’re betters are in /dig/ >>56720216 >>56720216

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:30:39 2023 No.56734189 File: 34 KB, 600x600, st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734164 It's coming and you can do nothing to stop it, KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:30:40 2023 No.56734190 File: 91 KB, 640x360, 5jgrg32mauz61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734147 Good luck Mr pajeet, but what even is SHOT anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:31:27 2023 No.56734204 >>56734099 There's no way the TAM of that niche of a product can even approach the profits on their core business over the next decade

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:32:00 2023 No.56734208 >>56734147 Fuck yeah anon nice. We're going to make it

>>	The Coombler Tue Nov 21 18:32:10 2023 No.56734209 File: 230 KB, 960x1200, 1700549473360843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734190 Supposedly its a drink that cuts your BAC in half within a half hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:32:31 2023 No.56734215 >>56734187 You are betters

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:33:44 2023 No.56734229 >>56734147 Maybe I'll take a 1% of my portfolio flier on this, but I'd be pretty concerened about massive kidney and liver damage in the next several years. What does it do, bind with alcohol in your blood? What happens when you try to excrete that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:33:45 2023 No.56734231 >>56733585 plus the true canary in the coal mine: posted to smg AFTER the 6x, not before

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:34:19 2023 No.56734239 >>56734215 Yes I am

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:34:22 2023 No.56734240 >>56734209 How's it work supposedly, is it similar to those expensive drinks to help you detox quick for drug tests or what? Is it over the counter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:35:31 2023 No.56734256 File: 72 KB, 637x439, 0DBAEC3B-B017-40C9-9C8A-C7C57689BC44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My superiority is readily apparent

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:36:13 2023 No.56734270 >>56734209 who's that? I think I know her.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:36:14 2023 No.56734271

>>56732385
>Spirit seems kinda shitty, why should I get in now?
It's always been shit, but they have a cash offer for $30 a share. It's basically free money.
I just bought a bunch of it and put a couple of different stops on it and let it ride. Looks like it's down a little today, but I'm still green, fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:36:17 2023 No.56734273 >>56734142 heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:36:55 2023 No.56734283 File: 78 KB, 729x749, 1700150176743650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734240 Probably turns the alcohol into tumors.

>>	FRESH Tue Nov 21 18:37:38 2023 No.56734290 File: 1.52 MB, 255x192, thesqueezeisalie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56734280 >>56734280 >>56734280

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:41:55 2023 No.56734357 File: 205 KB, 2048x1278, Quality airline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56732385 Do you trust a random guy named @Jackedtothetits1? What am I saying, of course you should. https://twitter.com/Jackedtothetit1/status/1719103949540597935

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