/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56730851]

I'm going to 711, do you want anything?

[Anonymous No.56730863]

>>56730851
Ask woods schizo for some zyn and and get me a monster zero ultra.

[Anonymous No.56730866]

>>56730851
i went to home depot yesterday and saw a chubby zoomer construction worker with a blond mulatto perm. probably one of the funniest thing ive seen all year.

[Anonymous No.56730894]

>>56730851
Can you get a bit of sanity?
I've become very schizo this year

[Anonymous No.56730897]

>>56730863
boomer here, I've never tried a single drop of this monster piss, what's the taste?

[Anonymous No.56730899]

>>56730863
SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56730916]

>>56730897
i don't drink energy drinks but i've tried some. it tastes like horseshit, they all do

[Anonymous No.56730924]

>>56730897
Tastes like caffeine.

[Anonymous No.56730925]

>>56730916
so why even drink that shit?

[Anonymous No.56730935]

>>56730924
So why don't you make a coffee instead

[Anonymous No.56730937]

No one has tried the Red Bulls?

[Anonymous No.56730946]

>>56730851
Can you come back with a thread regarding business & finance? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.56730951]

>>56730935
Because coffee from gas stations tastes like shit. I make coffee if I'm home.

[Anonymous No.56730953]

>>56730946
He's doing market research on retail

[Anonymous No.56730955]

>>56730951
better shit than horseshit

[Anonymous No.56731385]

>>56730897
Like, brewage made from funny berries and a dash of mystery pepper. I've only tried the green monster energy but keep to coffee and you won't get that turbo high and turbo crash from it. It takes one hell of a metabolism to adapt burning sugar at that rate, but the taurine, b-vitamins type nicotinamide really refreshes the brain lag caffeine makes in combination with sugar, so it's energy depleting on a whole other level and you get that energy drink high for longer, perhaps one hour in total instead of perhaps only one half.
When i was drinking those it was a way more effective high drinking only one of those instead of 2-3 of the usual cheapies. Taste-wise you're probably not bothered by drinking cola or pepsi, either, so yeah it's the high all right people aim for.

[Anonymous No.56731657]

When I was in high school I had a crush on a popular girl at school. I knew she also liked me, but I was too awkward to know how to handle the situation. One night at a party she and a friend were going to a 711 and asked if anyone wanted anything before leaving. I threw her my wallet and said to bring back a snack. She brought me a pot-laced brownie and told me after I had eaten it. My dad found out through Facebook and that event pinned him against her. The girl happened to be the ex of one of my good friends. My dad explained that if I dated her that it would damage the relationship with my friend. MFW I realized he was absolutely right. I gave her the cold shoulder and it fizzled out.
Now I have a lifelong friendship with that guy and was in his wedding. I have not spoken to the girl since high school.

[Anonymous No.56731673]

>>56730851
Do they still sell whatchamacallits? Get me one of those.

[Anonymous No.56731692]

>>56730951
That must be nice to when your tap water at home doesn't make you sick.

[Anonymous No.56731697]

>>56730851
which one? if it's in that part of town here is $40 for crack

[Anonymous No.56732307]

>>56730851
Can u swing by and kfc for some spicy wings? And coke zero in a can pls ty

[Anonymous No.56732350]

>>56731657
>date your friends ex
>ex
she's not his anymore. anyway, you should only date a virgin you're going to marry.

[Anonymous No.56732964]

>>56732350
>she's not his anymore
bait
>you should only date a virgin you're going to marry
truth