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[Anonymous No.56729917]

What frivolous item are you going to consoooom when the bullrun starts after the Halvening? For me it’s the Toto C5 bidet.

[Anonymous No.56729956]

>>56729917
why don't you fucking install a proper bidet like a human being, you anglo donkey

[Anonymous No.56729969]

>>56729956
is it normal to jerk off on the bidet while you're pressure washing your asshole with warm water?

[Anonymous No.56730068]

>>56729969
Only if you stick the faucet inside your asshole and are pressure douching your colon...othewise its pretty gay

[Anonymous No.56730079]

>>56729956
what the actual fuck is the benefit of this over op's pic? (i have bidet toilet attachment, which ive had for over 4 years).

[Anonymous No.56730113]

>>56729956
>Have to stand up and do the silly walk with your legs apart and sit down on the second toilet next to it just to wash your ass

how the fuck is this better than what OP shows?

[Anonymous No.56730122]

>>56730113
Unless you're not an old fatlard who constantly shits liquid and your knees are not completely ruined by your weight, it's totally fine

[Anonymous No.56730178]

Frivolous? Bidets should be owned by anyone that isn’t a piece of shit slob

They’re also cheap as fuck and you don’t need to make it to own one.

[Anonymous No.56730200]

I literally have an electric Bidet. Why do people in the West act like they are a luxury? I'm in Korea, they are like 250 bucks. They are good though but im not sure they are natural. I think my asshole is supposed to manage all this shit.

[Anonymous No.56730214]

>>56729956
i dont like the separate bidet because the tap sprays downwards, how are u supposed to wash ur asshole with it?

[Anonymous No.56730218]

>>56729917
Bidets are only necessary if you're European and don't shower daily

[Anonymous No.56730234]

>>56730214
>another fatlard spotted
If you stop eating you can easily reach your butt with your hands

[Anonymous No.56730239]

>>56729917
>>56729956
These things are beyond retarded. Just use the toilet handshower/bidet/faucet

[Anonymous No.56730265]

>>56730234
so u have to crouch down, bend forward, spread your ass cheeks and hope the water will trickle in between your ass crack sufficiently enough to clean your ass hole, instead of simply sitting down on the toilet with a wand spraying water upwards directly onto your asshole? yeah miss me with that 80's shit boomer.

[Anonymous No.56730284]

>>56729917
All bidet does is spray wet shit all over your ass, you gotta wipe.

[Anonymous No.56730299]

>>56730265
It's easy to do if your weight is < 520 lbs

[Anonymous No.56730306]

>>56729917
If I were to buy a second one, I'd splurge for the instant hot water heater. Mine runs out of hot water after about a minute, and the cold water is much less enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.56730346]

I just wipe a few times then hop in the shower and spread those ass cheeks then hop out

[Anonymous No.56730363]

>>56730299
No that's cope anon. The toilet seat bidet is in every way superior to the detached bidet. The detached bidet is harder to use, takes up more space and is overall just less convenient. You're just a low iq souther Euro incapable of change.

>inb4 hurr you're fat!
Dumb retort. The Japanese are all skinny and also went with the toilet seat bidet.

[Anonymous No.56730384]

>>56730363
>No that's cope anon. The toilet seat bidet is in every way superior to the detached bidet. The detached bidet is harder to use, takes up more space and is overall just less convenient. You're just a low iq souther Euro incapable of change.
>>inb4 hurr you're fat!
>Dumb retort. The Japanese are all skinny and also went with the toilet seat bidet.
Nice plebbit argumenting style, fattie

[Anonymous No.56730407]

>>56730384
>You just don't get it fatlard, you should easily be able to reach around and wipe your butt with your hands!
Have you considered that most people would prefer not to, disgusting piece of guido trash.

[Anonymous No.56730442]

>>56730239
It’s cool if you live in somewhere hot. I live in Northern Europe and it’s ice cold 2/3 of the year. I went back cleaning myself in the shower.

[Anonymous No.56730445]

>>56730407
>The Japanese are doing something
>WUAOOOOOOO
Your r/fattie opinions have no place here

[Anonymous No.56730454]

>>56729917
Just get the cheaper biobidet. Hooks right into the water line, and you get to be a man when you blast your ass with cold water

[Anonymous No.56730471]

The one thing I would like is to get a plumber to install a hot water faucet next to the normal cold toilet outlet. Having a warm bidet would be a nice luxury. My current bidet works fine, but it's a bit cold in winter.

>>56730454
>you get to be a man when you blast your ass with cold water
I would rather be comfy than impress everyone by deliberately choosing a more uncomfortable way of cleaning my butthole.

[Anonymous No.56730494]

>>56730471
>Having a warm bidet would be a nice luxury
w-wait, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.56730552]

>>56730494
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG3NVG2

[Anonymous No.56730562]

Stupid thread

[Anonymous No.56730580]

>>56730445
weebs are worse than niggers and jews

[Anonymous No.56730595]

>>56730580
>weeb
How do you recognize a neckbeard from reddit at a glance?

[Anonymous No.56730607]

>>56729917
Haha imagine how weird it'd be if you accidentally sat on the spout so it glides up your asshole and then let it inflate you until you can't fit anymore water in your bowels, and then a girl with latex gloves plugged your asshole with two fingers while deepthroating you. haha that'd be so funny

[Anonymous No.56730612]

>>56730552
why even bother installing that crap when the solution is so simple?
>and yes, warm water too

[Anonymous No.56730685]

>>56730612
Why are you so committed to this obviously inferior design?

[Anonymous No.56730714]

>>56730685
I feel like a civilized human being arguing with a bunch of savages, it's extremely funny

[Anonymous No.56730752]

>>56730612
so you get shot in the back with water and leave shit in between your ass cheeks and on your asshole? Nice design, man!

[Anonymous No.56730770]

>>56730595
Their love and appreciation of Japanese "culture".

[Anonymous No.56730788]

>>56730752
>spotted another fattie who can't touch his ass because he's fat AF
>blames a piece of ceramic for "its poor design"
LMAO

[Anonymous No.56730790]

>>56729917
You will never be a real bidet

[Anonymous No.56731436]

>>56729917
>fatlards coping
This thread is absolutely hilarious, GOLD

[Anonymous No.56731513]

apparently theres a europoor who feels particularly butthurt over American ingenuity and superiority ITT

[Anonymous No.56731663]

>>56730788
Why would you need to touch your ass to use a bidet?
I just use a showerhead to directly spray my asshole clean.

[Anonymous No.56731706]

>>56729917
this bad boy

[Anonymous No.56732186]

>>56730612
Imagine trusting a chinkshit plastic valve enough to hold back 60psi while you are away from home.

[Anonymous No.56732286]

>>56729956
I never understood the appeal of this eurocuck innovation. So you tell me after shitting you move your dirty ass from one to other? If there's shit still/fluid hanging around your ass when you move then congrats now you have shitty debris to clean on your floor.

Just use the integrated bidet like the rest of the civilized world holy fuck

[Anonymous No.56732326]

>>56732286
>t. how an american defecates

[Anonymous No.56732449]

>>56730239
>>56729956
>>56729917
how do you get these with hot water? My asshole needs only the best (other than your mums tongue)

[Anonymous No.56732532]

>>56732449
You connect the pipes
It's the same as the sink

[Anonymous No.56732606]

>>56732326
No, am singaporean. Just don't see the appeal of superficially making everything more complex in the name of "tradition"

[Anonymous No.56732682]

>>56730445
>muh weeb
Imagine not trusting the Japanese to perfect something like an anus washing device and instead insisting on using your outdated, less convenient Medcuck porcelain.

>Two TOTO engineers, Mr. Kawakami and Mr. Ito calculated the average location of the human anus with the aid of 300 colleagues who were persuaded to sit on a toilet in private and to mark the positions of their anuses by fixing a small piece of a paper to a wire strung across the seat. The average location of the female vulva was measured in a strip club.[8] In 1987, TOTO launched the first integrated Washlet.