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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:36:23 2023 No.56724390 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:37:25 2023 No.56724406 File: 198 KB, 924x616, 1674159094821125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DISGUSTING we know Jerome only fucks Lael.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:38:30 2023 No.56724412 >>56724406 Why did you photoshop her tits smaller

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:38:38 2023 No.56724414 My sqqq average is 29 dollars

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:38:44 2023 No.56724415 File: 131 KB, 913x792, 1699980501237629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohh no jrome

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:39:06 2023 No.56724420 >>56724390 >1700256652821023.jpg DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:39:11 2023 No.56724421 when should i sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:39:13 2023 No.56724423 File: 1.48 MB, 1196x1196, 1675880640820473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724412 That was before the inflationary period please understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:39:22 2023 No.56724426 puuump my bagssss

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:40:36 2023 No.56724437 File: 201 KB, 510x496, 1657664256474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i watched the market and it was quite green but how come anons are always so mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:40:54 2023 No.56724439 I'm up $9700 this month crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:41:31 2023 No.56724444 File: 121 KB, 1325x745, nopatience.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >boutdattime.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:41:31 2023 No.56724445 >>56724439 we been going up like 3 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:42:05 2023 No.56724455 File: 172 KB, 772x1228, 1615373734052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spy 500 by eoy bobo hanging off of my christmas tree

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:42:06 2023 No.56724456 File: 42 KB, 1060x532, 1632969638307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724390 Gross pic, OP. Powell would never cheat on Brainard like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:42:53 2023 No.56724462 >>56724444 It's always funny when anons like you post this chart once but not afterwards

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:43:23 2023 No.56724467
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Thanks for pumping my EUbags, USbros. I am ever grateful for your bullish mood. We ain't even hitting the upper bollinger on the weekly so we still have a long way to go. The NASDAQ could easily go another 200 points.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:43:49 2023 No.56724472 File: 303 KB, 2160x1111, IMG_2626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CANNABRO portfolio 3 year. What’s your guys 3 years looking like? This portfolio has been exclusively cannabis

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:43:50 2023 No.56724473

Is it too late to buy into Celsius (CELC) Energy drinks?

The old women at my work are drinking them, the zoomers at my work are drinking them, I went to a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere central PA and the mom and pop country store there had them stocked and I saw old fuck yokel types drinking them. Shit seems like a buy to me but idk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:44:03 2023 No.56724475 >>56724437 >why are a bunch of losers on 4chan so ornery

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:44:13 2023 No.56724476 File: 104 KB, 1024x1024, 1654356754567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724437

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:44:28 2023 No.56724477 File: 1.55 MB, 853x480, 1669333309039217.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo's getting the horns today

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:44:51 2023 No.56724482 File: 128 KB, 400x211, Tulip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724462 I will probably post a different one with alternate schizobabble on it. I am dependably undependable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:44:55 2023 No.56724484 >>56724473 It's CELH, not CELC. Although the CELC chart does look memetacular...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:45:51 2023 No.56724492 One day closer to the Weimar Cataclysm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:46:00 2023 No.56724495 File: 41 KB, 641x530, Pepe Removing Glasses - Dear God.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ECB's Villeroy: On Our Inflation Target, I Am Not Fixated On 2.0% To The Nearest Decimal Place

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:46:03 2023 No.56724497 >auto board destroyed by tesla >technology board destroyed by apple/microsoft >television and film board destroyed by disney >video games board destroyed by sony what business destroyed/lives rent free in business and finance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:46:14 2023 No.56724500 How do u guys feel about nvidia earnings tmrw ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:46:27 2023 No.56724505 NTDOY looking good for the Christmas rally

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:47:00 2023 No.56724512 >>56724497 Gamestop and Bed, Bath, and Beyond mindbroke a ton of people. For /smg/ in particular, AQB and Garbage Don were a pretty brutal one-two punch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:47:14 2023 No.56724514 >>56724497 Bayhorse Silver

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:47:55 2023 No.56724519 File: 17 KB, 300x100, 216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any youtubers worth watching for stonks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:48:12 2023 No.56724525 >>56724497 cryptoshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:48:22 2023 No.56724526 File: 8 KB, 553x466, smug-bobo-12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVDA puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:48:46 2023 No.56724532 >>56724497 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:49:47 2023 No.56724540 File: 464 KB, 440x250, 1685718868287738.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724495 >2.9% inflation from a 12% inflation >There, you see guys? We beat the inflation I fuckin detest these bureaucrats with all my... everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:49:55 2023 No.56724541 File: 3.03 MB, 1222x1416, BUTTTTTKISSSSSSS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was out spending quality time with my family. Why bond yields go down bigly at 1300 Eastern?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:50:26 2023 No.56724547 my puts are so red holy shit fuck you guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:50:38 2023 No.56724549 >>56724497 We can't post it because you will just get tired of hearing about onions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:50:46 2023 No.56724550 >>56724495 so 3%?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:50:49 2023 No.56724551 >>56724541 Bond nerd rated the auction as A-: https://twitter.com/dampedspring/status/1726662266228265012

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:51:24 2023 No.56724555 File: 141 KB, 1200x800, 1693453379556898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uranium Kings..... Its our turn

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:51:41 2023 No.56724557 >>56724519 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:52:14 2023 No.56724562 File: 2.67 MB, 2120x3000, 1676943190266811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:52:53 2023 No.56724571 Should have bought SAVE last week, fuck. Oh well, got in this morning, already made a couple grand on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:52:55 2023 No.56724572 8 minutes to load up on your puts. You don't think big money is going to hold into NVDA earnings, do you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:53:44 2023 No.56724582 >>56724414 When do you plan on capitulating? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:53:48 2023 No.56724583 >>56724571 Still nearly a triple from here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:53:49 2023 No.56724584 >>56724550 lol + or - ~50% from where we said it'd be ROFLMEOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:54:53 2023 No.56724597 my spy puts are blood red fuck you moomoos

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:55:09 2023 No.56724600 Is NVDA doing the ol double toparoo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:56:40 2023 No.56724619 File: 20 KB, 586x680, F_FiQDPWAAAra4W.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724597 patience

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:57:09 2023 No.56724624 >>56724572 This. Seems super obvious unless you're dumb. Pump into earnings = dump after earnings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:57:49 2023 No.56724633 >>56724572 I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:58:01 2023 No.56724635 File: 2.74 MB, 640x640, 1654866510525.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHH SELL REDDIT SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:58:27 2023 No.56724640 i wonder if bobos realize nvda earnings are tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:59:28 2023 No.56724650 File: 56 KB, 400x400, Jeanna Cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724619 This is good right

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 20:59:33 2023 No.56724653 File: 33 KB, 657x527, 1601171959102 smug reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Won't close my shorts Won't close my longs Won't close my spreads Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:00:02 2023 No.56724656 File: 986 KB, 1450x1620, __original_drawn_by_jen03426859__7ef301b1e42e49c7a7db1fa0915ed456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:00:16 2023 No.56724659 i cant afford these nvdia puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:00:46 2023 No.56724665 >>56724650 Probably for ((someone))

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:01:06 2023 No.56724668 >>56724619 explain like im a BBBYQ holder

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:01:12 2023 No.56724669 >>56724659 They'll be cheap very soon :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:01:46 2023 No.56724673 >>56724659 You don't deserve them you mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:01:58 2023 No.56724674 File: 180 KB, 500x385, 1641524668962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT IM WARNING YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:02:49 2023 No.56724679 File: 140 KB, 1024x1024, 1667922009132423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 +1.95%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:02:55 2023 No.56724680 >>56724656 I temporary lost a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:02:57 2023 No.56724681 File: 16 KB, 1493x117, Screenshot 2023-11-20 160132.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 Yep, I'm thinking we're back..

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:03:35 2023 No.56724686 File: 79 KB, 979x898, 1657138993512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw Schwab reset my audio preferences in ThinkorSwim and I just now got a super fucking loud DING DING DING on my PC at work Fuck you SCHW >>56724656 +.60%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:03:42 2023 No.56724691 >>56724656 $0 cash gang

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:03:50 2023 No.56724694 AMD price is scaring me, I used to use them as an indicator but wow is it high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:03:52 2023 No.56724695 File: 299 KB, 820x573, 1692152465776564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 Made thrice my day's pay just chillin. I need to finish cleaning my bathroom, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:04:11 2023 No.56724699 Fuck, how much I'd like to short AMD. Probably will rather short Micron. Just fuck these overpriced companies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:04:14 2023 No.56724700 File: 129 KB, 1050x600, 20231116_130947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:04:16 2023 No.56724701 File: 54 KB, 597x854, 1687131853287907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 -$4 unrealised >flat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:05:25 2023 No.56724709 >>56724656 +.8 or something, haven't looked in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:05:26 2023 No.56724710 File: 173 KB, 1024x858, IMG_0115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724390 I GOT 80 SHARES OF NVDA AND IDONT KNOW WHAT TO DO >average share price 145$

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:06:25 2023 No.56724716
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How in hell is AMD valued so highly? Their net income is terrible. Intel has picked up the slack. NVDA is crushing them. They are still bleeding cash. Oh yeah I forgot
>big semiconductor stock
nvm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:08:04 2023 No.56724732 >>56724656 +6.14%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:08:04 2023 No.56724733 File: 979 KB, 400x316, fuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 >-1.12% after daily inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:08:40 2023 No.56724739 if i want to get into covered calls which stock ticker should i look at if i only have about $1k to 1.5k

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:09:07 2023 No.56724743 >>56724716 >Durr, me want NVDA but feel smarter at same time -Average AMD bag buyer

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:09:40 2023 No.56724749
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>>56724679
Microsoft is banning Pepe on their AI image generator I cannot produce more authentic images of you writing poems and your Polish female fans. I mean why even live at this point...
Grats on the gains btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:10:50 2023 No.56724758 >>56724743 kek mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:11:13 2023 No.56724762 No position in MSFT but it's not that MSFT's CEO Satya is a genius, it's just an insane market inefficiency falling into his hands. The fastest growing startup of all time (OpenAI) run by a gaggle of retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:12:21 2023 No.56724774 >>56724758 Oh I don't own either, but that's often how these things go. Johnny-come-latelys chase the second sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:12:21 2023 No.56724775 >>56724749 Can you just replace "Pepe" with "popular green cartoon frog meme character with neutral sad facial expression" in the prompt? I haven't actually used the image generator, so idk how it works

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:12:31 2023 No.56724776 >>56724732 Higher now in after hours. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:12:49 2023 No.56724780 >>56724762 Actually I own SPY so i do have a position in MSFT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:04 2023 No.56724784 When is nvidia reporting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:27 2023 No.56724788 File: 963 KB, 1024x1024, image_2023-11-20_161232198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It isn't too late to buy into a guaranteed win, anon. You can stop gambling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:42 2023 No.56724790 File: 222 KB, 1920x1080, iDoBusinessWithSomeOfThoseCompanies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724784

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:49 2023 No.56724792 File: 44 KB, 750x598, Despairing old Japanese man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724780 >SPY is 6.5% MSFT >It's also 7% AAPL

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:13:59 2023 No.56724795 >>56724444 Checked. Its too late for those who seethe. This is your fate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:14:00 2023 No.56724796 File: 129 KB, 1024x1024, 16543456543456789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724775 I'll have to find workaround this is a image I just generated without being filtered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:14:43 2023 No.56724805 >>56724749 After a while image generators will be everywhere and be just as good. People will just switch to less restrictive sites. You can't stop the signal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:14:50 2023 No.56724806 >>56724784 >>56724790 https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/NVDA has it tomorrow at 4:20 EST

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:15:09 2023 No.56724809 >>56724739 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:15:32 2023 No.56724814 >>56724790 >Zoom Who the fuck is still holding this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:16:05 2023 No.56724816 File: 73 KB, 568x479, 1591649439134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724806 >4:20 EST

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:16:08 2023 No.56724818 >>56724790 >>56724806 Ty

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:16:36 2023 No.56724823 >>56724780 >you have 20% of your portfolio in msft aapl nvda and goog

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:19:19 2023 No.56724846 File: 532 KB, 1440x1244, 1677951426766316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >My poots are red >Buy more puts >Keep shorting >Mumus are delusional The pumping will continue until morale improves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:21:07 2023 No.56724862 >>56724656 >How did it go today anon? +1% It ain't much but I'm an ETF and stocks boi

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:21:17 2023 No.56724864 File: 146 KB, 1170x1786, IMG_3421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got in here When do I sell? Uraniums been hot lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:22:14 2023 No.56724874 >>56724656 +8.58% the XPEV breakout is really happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:22:54 2023 No.56724877 >>56724739 BUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:23:44 2023 No.56724884 >>56724877 Google: covered call etfs and just buy one of those that does it for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:24:39 2023 No.56724892 File: 99 KB, 1024x1024, 16445678876678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724805 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:26:07 2023 No.56724906 >>56724656 +.57% Will continue to slurp CSCO and HE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:26:09 2023 No.56724907 File: 74 KB, 1230x466, EQUALWEIGHT BABEEEEEEYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH EQUALWEIGHT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724792

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:28:26 2023 No.56724921 File: 71 KB, 200x281, 1614199246760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nvda gets new ath after hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:28:56 2023 No.56724924 >>56724805 They'll improve but i don't think they'll ever catch up without access to the MSFT/GOOG data hoard

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:29:15 2023 No.56724928 >>56724921 >needs 13$ more

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:31:03 2023 No.56724942 >>56724921 Double top

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:33:41 2023 No.56724966 File: 51 KB, 926x718, 1698775217371311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 I had to cover

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:37:39 2023 No.56724993 File: 1.07 MB, 1008x677, 809876543212345678908765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724966

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:38:31 2023 No.56724999 File: 113 KB, 926x960, 1700445000330425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I get such a kick out of the Russel 2000 pumping, knowing that so many hedge funds are getting blown the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:39:54 2023 No.56725011 File: 47 KB, 810x631, image_2023-11-20_163934901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:43:37 2023 No.56725041 >>56724966 Bobos getting rekt is actually a contrarian sign that the crash is close

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:43:44 2023 No.56725045 >>56724710 sell 50% before earnings to get a hedge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:44:27 2023 No.56725051 >>56724864 Congrats. And we really don't know. That's the magic of squeezing nuclear fuel buyers. In any case, maybe an ask over $80 will spark some additional panic in the spot market: https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:45:39 2023 No.56725065 >>56724907 Yeah, RSP and IWM and all can eat shit. Just highlighting the concentration risk.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:45:42 2023 No.56725067

>>56725051
>>56724864
Uranium is currently not manipulated via paper trading to nearly the extent of all other commodities.
I don't know what is possible, but it must be a relief to see it climb. They'd never let that happen to any other major commodity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:45:44 2023 No.56725068 >>56724921 my face when im already in :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:47:03 2023 No.56725074 File: 103 KB, 728x400, deadcatbounce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725011 https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deadcatbounce.asp

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:47:40 2023 No.56725077 >>56725074 There should be an IQ test to post here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:49:36 2023 No.56725095 >>56724710 you are so much in profit that just hold thru the volatility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:49:57 2023 No.56725097 >>56725077 Well it's not like the rally has been sparked by a ban on Ozempic and Mounjaro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:50:38 2023 No.56725104 >>56725097 Are you the retard that was talking about weight loss drugs making insulin pumps obsolete?

>>	The Coombler Mon Nov 20 21:51:18 2023 No.56725107 File: 78 KB, 683x1024, 1698019997424529m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724390 You faggots didnt announce the bake. Why did i buy puts wtf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:51:48 2023 No.56725109 >>56725104 Anon, if you remove type 2 diabetics, you have no growth. That's it. All you're profiting from are people with naturally busted pancreases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:55:11 2023 No.56725127 File: 65 KB, 1096x903, 1700332993151578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725107 You're a bastard for that image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:55:11 2023 No.56725126 >>56725107 Ok I take everything back Gendry was absolutely justified in his decision

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:55:27 2023 No.56725131 >>56725107 A man doesn't want the name

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:00:28 2023 No.56725163
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>>56725109
Ahaha I can't believe it. Its people like you that gave me this once in a lifetime buying opportunity. Its because of retards like you that I got a free 20% profit so far and its because of retards like you that I will get the free double.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:01:26 2023 No.56725169 File: 485 KB, 1170x1781, ED8D88CC-E365-40D3-8010-6027CA5120F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What’s FOMC tomorrow entail? I just can’t imagine the spy casually blowing past the year’s high tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:02:32 2023 No.56725179 File: 80 KB, 800x451, 1697582080501968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725169 The minutes just say: >Just shut the fucking door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:02:48 2023 No.56725181 SOXS hit ATL today. Time to buy in at open tomorrow? It can't just keep going down forever right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:03:36 2023 No.56725190 File: 339 KB, 1218x880, 1698514809461420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724656 I'm at a new high, 6.37% YTD 0.28% of which was today, so slow and steady

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:04:23 2023 No.56725199 >>56725163 Sorry your bags are heavy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:05:24 2023 No.56725214 >>56725169 They'll be blowout numbers. They're upgrading them to FOMC Hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:06:58 2023 No.56725224 File: 215 KB, 482x722, 1696872941575306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725181 >It can't just keep going down forever right? Isn't it kind of designed to do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:07:21 2023 No.56725227 hello sirs i still don't know how the stock market works

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:08:12 2023 No.56725232 >>56725227 That's what the >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started part of the OP is for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:08:27 2023 No.56725234 >>56724656 pretty good. 3 positions going up. one mooning

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:08:43 2023 No.56725236 File: 939 KB, 320x264, 1679848889811470.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725227 Uh well turns out it's a big pit we throw "excess" money into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:09:48 2023 No.56725243 File: 36 KB, 829x800, Hey Nick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725227 No one does. Hence why you just buy everything and chill.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:10:17 2023 No.56725250
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So how much money should be in stocks to be reasonably building up your net worth. I'm only in for a week and up 3€, which seems hilariously low. And that's with 2k invested.

So assuming it's 0.15% per week, I should have around....

2000+x=x*1.0015^4 (4 weeks in a month) ....

300k?! What the fuck
Where am I even supposed to get that money

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:11:06 2023 No.56725261 File: 33 KB, 875x464, shiller.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we're almost twice over the medium shiller ratio hope you guys are rebalancing into some bonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:11:28 2023 No.56725266 >>56724656 >+0.07% Wow I'm really good at stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:12:18 2023 No.56725271 >>56725250 American wages are incredibly broken. Just hilariously high compared to Euros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:12:37 2023 No.56725276 >>56725250 >€ im so sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:14:14 2023 No.56725287 File: 90 KB, 1030x580, 600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725261 Janet, I told you we aren't buying that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:14:49 2023 No.56725292 >>56725271 Not just euros. I got a friend from japan and I make more than double their average for her city

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:15:24 2023 No.56725296 Stocks should be going much higher soon, this is just the warm up to the Santa rally

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:15:43 2023 No.56725300 Literally all in shorts now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:16:09 2023 No.56725304 >>56725261 The trend is clear. Our current position is not much higher than trend. Any correction will be minor, probably not even worth calling a recession. Bobo cope

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:16:45 2023 No.56725310
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Another day. Another day of doing nothing. Another day of watching SAVE money rain down upon me. I figure at this rate if it keeps on $29 will be here by Dec 15th (holidays delaying things a bit). Or you know a settlement could be reached at any point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:18:14 2023 No.56725320 >>56725271 >>56725292 How come you burgers aren't millionaires then and posting desperately on here? Make it make sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:18:45 2023 No.56725325 File: 31 KB, 515x596, 1634874718592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sister checked rehab early. Didn't even make it through the 5 day detox. Jesus Christ my sister is going to die. This is genuinely troubling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:19:37 2023 No.56725333 >>56725320 I am, as are a handful of other /smg/gers. But even saving $75k/yr, say, you're not entering 7 figure hell until your early 30's (unless you knock an investment or two out of the park)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:19:59 2023 No.56725334 >>56725325 My brother is about to go back to rehab. The holidays are hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:20:00 2023 No.56725335 File: 1 KB, 263x37, image_2023-11-20_171930962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725199 Kek, fucking retard. You wouldn't see an opportunity if I tattoo'd it on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:20:28 2023 No.56725343 File: 91 KB, 735x798, 1699893003933110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725325 Many such cases... sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:21:00 2023 No.56725347 >>56725325 I'm sorry to hear that Rocker. What is she addicted to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:21:02 2023 No.56725348 >>56725325 Does she need some dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:21:23 2023 No.56725352 File: 224 KB, 483x413, 1694139633377327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725325 I decided to drink the couple extra beers in my fridge tonight because I have the rest of the week off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:22:16 2023 No.56725368 File: 1.03 MB, 742x795, 1643456765456789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725352 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:23:32 2023 No.56725378 >>56725335 Well, I'm happy for you. Just remember to trail your stop.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:23:43 2023 No.56725380

>>56725325
Rocker, I know there is a system for involuntary rehab in Florida. That means if someone is proven a threat to themself they can be put in rehab for as long as they need to be. Its a harsh move but its worth it to save someone. It might be a bit of a drive from where you live up north.
Your state might also have one. Remember, its an involuntary rehab, which means you'll need to look up info and you might have to involve the police to help her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:24:35 2023 No.56725393 File: 246 KB, 1920x816, smg gotta cool it with the sister fucking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725348

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:25:04 2023 No.56725400 >>56725378 Stop losses are for pussies. Just watch your stocks and have conviction for what you believe in.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:26:05 2023 No.56725409

>>56725334
I just don't want her to show up because my older brother will absolutely rip her apart and that will ruin the holiday. She just needs to fuck off to a friends house and let us enjoy the holiday with our very small family.
>>56725347
Alcohol and Adderall so far, probably more. She can out drink me and she weighs about 100lbs soaking wet and I'm a stone cold drunk, which means she will be dead in no time and it will ruin my parents forever. All that stupid bitch had to do is stay at the fucking resort rehab facility for a couple of months. If I was offered that, I'd jump at the opportunity and I don't even need rehab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:26:31 2023 No.56725413 File: 2.43 MB, 498x266, 34567897654221344469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725380 >involuntary rehab Sounds criminal. Imagine being force into rehab what a cauchemar...

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:26:39 2023 No.56725414
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>>56724473
not too late, it just split so now it looks like a 'cheap' stock at 50 vs 150, also look at monster over the past 20 years. celh will overtake mnst easily. buy and hold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:26:42 2023 No.56725416 >>56725400 I invest in stocks that exclusively go up, hence no need for stop losses.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:29:08 2023 No.56725437
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>>56725181
Yes as a decaying asset its price inverses (goes the opposite) the underlying’s (I’m this case a fucking index lmao) price. It goes up and soxs goes down. If you look at it on a large timeframe you will see that it’s decaying as the price goes up.

Like an imaginary number this is an imaginary asset. Look at this chart. If the underlying price was 0$ then soxs would be ∞$. It’s a tool to hedge/make money with my fren.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:29:20 2023 No.56725441

>>56725380
Yes there is the 5150 option but thats for mental health, not really substance abuse. They can only hold you for 72 hours and if you aren't completely retarded you can walk out the front door in 10 minutes no problem. My parents have already discussed this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:31:31 2023 No.56725469 >>56725437 Autocorrect is a nigger.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:33:50 2023 No.56725494

>>56725441
So you're telling me your sister is too stubborn to take the free pass and save her life? Has anyone had a real come to Jesus talk with her? Like sat down with her and told her that she will die an incomprehensibly painful death via liver failure?
Like really help her visualize just what it will be like when her skin turns yellow and she is forced to sit through a blood filter machine as she screams in pain.

Is she too retarded to picture it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:36:33 2023 No.56725520 >>56725181 I would wait until after NVDA earnings, unless you think NVDA will miss.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:38:28 2023 No.56725540

>>56725494
She doesn't care. She has a kid too with special needs that doesn't fully understand what's going on which makes this all the more soul crushing for me to navigate. Shes in her 40's. Nobody knows why the hell she is behaving this way and she is an incredible actor. She won't talk to any of us about it and lies to all the medical professionals. I just don't understand why you wouldn't want help when it's been fed to you everyday Scott free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:38:49 2023 No.56725545 >>56725333 I hope you don't count in your house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:39:15 2023 No.56725548 I bet NVDA comes in way under on EPS and blows off to 350. They did so much kikery to get their earnings beat last quarter. There's only so many times you can make that fuckery happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:41:33 2023 No.56725571 >>56725548 >He said after today

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:43:28 2023 No.56725586

>>56725548
If the sudden exit pump past the previous ATH doesn't tell you the big money is pumping ahead of earnings then idfk what to tell you
>>56725540
Rocker you and others will never listen but women were always property and not being property will leave them fucked up mentally and emotionally. You can't change nature just with a couple of jew laws. I'd tell you to convert to Islam and try again but you'll never listen anyway.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:43:31 2023 No.56725587

>>56725540
Well I'm not sure you can do anything at this point but try and comfort your parents for the inevitable. Help them cope and prepare the mental strength for what will happen. Their lives shouldn't be ruined by her selfishness.
Make sure to make a weekly update also.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:44:29 2023 No.56725592 Is tlsa short now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:45:03 2023 No.56725598 File: 106 KB, 1284x1274, IMG_6832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725548 For real. All the Coreweave and Tether bullshit. Still, the market is fake and gay. Wouldn't surprise me if they can keep this bullshit going another quarter

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:48:16 2023 No.56725623 File: 498 KB, 500x269, 1700262074846433.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love QQQ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:48:24 2023 No.56725626 >>56725304 The trend? The only data points that make it look like there is a positive slope is 2010 onward. Cover that up and it's trendless

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:48:54 2023 No.56725631

>>56725586
Oh I completely agree. Women's rights were a mistake.
>>56725587
She's going to rip our family apart. Im just trying to build a good career for myself and put this in the back of my head. I'm about to get another promotion at work so I'm just going to stay the course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:50:00 2023 No.56725641 >>56725380 I'm pretty sure that's only for people that are a potential violent threat to themselves and others. I don't think you can force addicts into rehab for being addicts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:50:30 2023 No.56725644 File: 239 KB, 416x657, 1643344204125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725623 I do too

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:52:37 2023 No.56725668 >>56725641 You can't, that's the harsh reality of "freedom". You have the freedom to destroy your life and end it if you feel like it. Was going to make an update but to be honest, I couldn't give a shit less about the markets at this moment.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:59:23 2023 No.56725725

>>56724739
That's really not enough capital to get much premium without buying something insanely volatile. Maybe an oil stock that trades around $10?

Personally I like Intel for covered calls. Get to collect a dividend and get an alright premium plus I believe in their fundamentals/turnaround strategy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:59:35 2023 No.56725727 File: 292 KB, 1162x854, 1656039984500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn Including retirement accounts, I'm up over $30k this month so far. For liquid assets... I've gained over 5 months of neet runway

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:01:01 2023 No.56725738 File: 2.08 MB, 1706x858, image_2023-11-20_180052882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725668

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:02:00 2023 No.56725748 >>56725644 Poem anon, marry my sister and make her your problem please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:03:03 2023 No.56725756 File: 123 KB, 1024x1024, 164345678567813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725727 That's quite some cash. Very nice.

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:06:17 2023 No.56725778

>>56725668
This is probably a retarded idea, but have you considered trying to dose her with LSD? Even if it was micro doses? If she's at that point, chemical nudges might be the only thing. IDK if you can do ketamine therapy while an alcoholic.
Stay strong

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:07:32 2023 No.56725781 >>56725748 Why is all this my problem. I just come here to talk about the markets. I have no friends for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:08:32 2023 No.56725788 >>56725748 Your sister probably doesn't want to marry an unemployed loser... even one who just happened to make a luckily timed bet on tech stocks

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:08:45 2023 No.56725791

>>56725778
Her crazy ass would probably get hooked on LSD and ketamine. I'm not really feeling best up about my sister so there is no need for sympathy, I just fear for my parents. They are some of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. My aunt is a real firecracker and said it best. She said "she's going to rip this family apart". I believe she is right. I just want to have a drama free thanksgiving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:10:12 2023 No.56725802 File: 81 KB, 579x564, 1700521808404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF IS HAPPENING TO THIS MARKET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:10:53 2023 No.56725807 File: 468 KB, 1900x1900, Tay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725802 The future is AI and pajeet coders

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:12:41 2023 No.56725820 File: 134 KB, 683x667, 90s wave design Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725802 I like NorthmanTrader's '99 analog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzPew9nyIXM

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:13:08 2023 No.56725827 File: 62 KB, 749x843, 501bb6e047cca2fef78eef7b0f1a825c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725781 Because poem anon it's your destiny. >>56725788 Say one more negative word about poem anon and my wife pulls the trigger...

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:15:04 2023 No.56725846

>>56725802
People reacting to the moral hazards of the Fed and gov. NEVER letting the market correct. Every player has collectively realized any hiccups will be papered over with infinite money printing, while the M7 have so much money/revenue/market share already literally nothing can topple them, along with gov subsidies/regulations that knee cap any potential competitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:15:20 2023 No.56725849 >>56725827 Check the IDs

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:16:23 2023 No.56725862 >>56725791 Let this be a lesson to all the sisterfuckingphobic posters. This is the future you created.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:17:04 2023 No.56725873 File: 110 KB, 261x316, Screenshot 2023-11-20 at 3.16.34 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys should i propose to my girlfriend this next week? Digits decides

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:17:41 2023 No.56725876 File: 256 KB, 1080x1920, 1700452654499774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725846 >the M7 Fuck I thought the Fed invented a new bullshit monetary supply measurment for a second.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:18:11 2023 No.56725884 File: 103 KB, 671x868, 1696601647335361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725862 >If only you had fucked your sister, none of this would have happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:19:39 2023 No.56725892 >>56725876 FRED should start maintaining a data series on Mag7 stock prices. Their market caps amount to, what, half of GDP at this point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:20:05 2023 No.56725896 >>56725873 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:20:17 2023 No.56725898 The economy is actually doing pretty great. I'm proud of my president and federal reserve members.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:20:28 2023 No.56725900 >>56725849 My statement stands even for poem anon himself. I'm tired of his self hate

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:20:31 2023 No.56725901 >>56725873 Yes. Very wise financial decision. >This is not financial advise. >Sent from my Motorola Driod with Tapatalk

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:20:40 2023 No.56725902 >>56725873 The official /smg/ advice is to propose to your sister instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:22:07 2023 No.56725922 File: 69 KB, 940x1024, 1700517392826648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725892 S&P10 ETF WHEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:22:23 2023 No.56725926 File: 221 KB, 800x450, Somehow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725898 >Somehow... Bidenomics worked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:23:32 2023 No.56725936 >>56725922 That's just FNGU. https://microsectors.com/fang/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:23:34 2023 No.56725937 >>56725896 >>56725901 >>56725902 Her and I have been dating for over 2 years and she wants children and to be a stay at home mom. I'd save about $20-30k in taxes since I am in the 32% bracket as a single man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:23:46 2023 No.56725939 >>56725922 We could set that up ourselves and make a killing on management fees

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:24:04 2023 No.56725942
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What's some good stocks to run the wheel strategy on? I've been doing it on MARA and HOOD because they are cheap and Im familiar with how they move. Any other suggestions?

I don't have quite enough money to fully run in on something like NVDA. Thanks in advance for suggestions anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:24:32 2023 No.56725947 >>56725922 >>56725936 Sorry, FNGS if you're a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:24:38 2023 No.56725948 File: 215 KB, 715x655, 1700453786282623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725936 >leaf product Hard pass my man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:24:50 2023 No.56725951 File: 41 KB, 379x488, 1642015095598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725937 >I'd save

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:24:54 2023 No.56725953 File: 61 KB, 480x498, apu-hmph.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725937 She will cheat on you within the next 3 months Digits confirm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:25:33 2023 No.56725957 >>56725948 Buddy, check YTD Return Computer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:26:44 2023 No.56725967 File: 16 KB, 252x412, 1699564971526156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725957 Yeah and Canadian housing has been gangbusters too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:27:04 2023 No.56725968 File: 46 KB, 680x510, 1699783647850288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725937 I mean if she's gonna cook you 3 meals per day keep her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:28:05 2023 No.56725984 File: 79 KB, 638x634, tumblr_nq7ferLizG1uvuwdlo1_640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725948 Nice teeth anon. Looks great. I guess you and Hunter have the same dentist with those shiny veneers you got there

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:29:40 2023 No.56725998 File: 104 KB, 860x785, 1598910088259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725984 Thanks I supplement calcium and K2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:30:14 2023 No.56726003 >>56724555 KING the FUTURE of electricity is found in URANIUM

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:32:06 2023 No.56726023

>>56725951
I know kek, but id rather have extra money than her because women are retards with finances.
>>56725953
no digits, she is loyal af. Find yourself an awkward book worm gf.
>>56725968
I am 30, she is 26 i guess it is time to shit or get off the pot right? either that or find a younger gf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:33:14 2023 No.56726030 File: 86 KB, 261x263, Hmmm thinking frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting to suspect that Chinamen and nat gas are buys at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:33:26 2023 No.56726032 File: 73 KB, 587x277, Screenshot 2023-11-16 at 18-14-21 _biz_ - _smg_ - Stock Market General - Business & Finance - 4chan(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] almost four fucking weeks of full retard strength

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:33:56 2023 No.56726035 File: 77 KB, 250x250, 1640997125567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good teeth are important if you want to be a good trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:34:59 2023 No.56726039 File: 54 KB, 720x720, 1698772100640931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726030 Keep in on the downlow I haven't finish acoomulating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:35:06 2023 No.56726042 >>56725820 He called the rally near the bottom tick and is now saying it looks just like 99 I'm comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:36:01 2023 No.56726054 Stocks go up forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:38:36 2023 No.56726075 >>56726054 This anon might be onto something

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:39:02 2023 No.56726084 >>56726035 How many fillings do you have poem anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:41:23 2023 No.56726111 >>56726084 Lol I don't even know. I was really bad with my teeth as a kid. I'm actually missing a molar... a filling went bad, had it root canal'ed and capped, that failed, finally just had it pulled

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:42:26 2023 No.56726127 File: 100 KB, 1920x1080, Dwyer - Almost nothing can stop this rally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726054

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:43:01 2023 No.56726128 >>56724864 >>56725051 >>56725067 KINGS 3-5 year hold OR what ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:44:09 2023 No.56726140 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, 1691677029617853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726127

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:44:38 2023 No.56726145 >>56725873 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:44:48 2023 No.56726147 File: 862 KB, 1133x876, Dwyer - New highs are coming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726140

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:45:00 2023 No.56726149

>>56726111
>I was really bad with my teeth as a kid.
Same. I have one molar with root canal treatment although I never did a post treatment radiograph so I'm hoping it worked because I have no pain. Did you get an implant to replace the molar or a bridge?

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:47:32 2023 No.56726175
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>>56726149
>Did you get an implant to replace the molar or a bridge?
No, the surgeon who took it out tried really hard to sell me on one, but it was literally the last molar up top, so no one can see it and I can get by without it. There's a little gap I can stick my tongue into and it's kinda fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:47:42 2023 No.56726177 >>56724864 sometime next year, likely >>56725051 >maybe an ask over $80 >2 hours ago i have news for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:48:39 2023 No.56726184 File: 214 KB, 379x425, Oh, God.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726177 >i have news for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:49:25 2023 No.56726189 >>56726140 >Almost +100% since then Bulls literally can't stop winning

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:50:24 2023 No.56726195 >>56726184 the ask is $82

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:51:09 2023 No.56726203 File: 337 KB, 522x748, Yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726195

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:54:00 2023 No.56726216 File: 46 KB, 1165x429, F_aNv9CXgAAeDRF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726203 https://twitter.com/energyburrito/status/1726723366152016181/photo/1 we're going to the top

Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:55:00 2023 No.56726224
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>>56726175
>No, the surgeon who took it out tried really hard to sell me on one,
Well that's their bread and butter. If it was a third molar you prolly didn't need an implant, if it was a second molar you should consider getting one. But you do you poem anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:56:16 2023 No.56726234 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:56:22 2023 No.56726235 File: 37 KB, 484x484, FE9C244F-5447-43A2-AF28-3AE6E41978E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will smg get to buy ZIM under $5?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:57:15 2023 No.56726245 File: 1.49 MB, 1079x625, 16434567897654345678876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726235 ZIM will blow up when they do QE again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:57:16 2023 No.56726247 >>56725107 She still cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:57:57 2023 No.56726252 >>56725937 Fell for this trap three years ago. Now have a 2 year old and an empty house I'm trying to get out from under.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:58:02 2023 No.56726253 >>56726234 Anything you want to talk about, chief?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:59:03 2023 No.56726262 >>56726235 ZIM will blow up when they run out of Iron Dome missiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 23:59:52 2023 No.56726268 >>56725325 I don’t usually say this but this is an extreme case. Your sister needs a good dose of Islam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:00:24 2023 No.56726273 File: 1009 KB, 756x700, 16578909876543242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726252 >ell for this trap three years ago. Now have a 2 year old and an empty house I'm trying to get out from under. What the fuck? Not like this bros...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:01:50 2023 No.56726285 File: 19 KB, 752x130, Screenshot 2023-11-20 160123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:03:14 2023 No.56726300 >>56726285 Fuck time to start accumulating a pile of cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:03:35 2023 No.56726302 >>56726252 I live in a city were 75% of minecrafts go unresolved. Wont be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:05:15 2023 No.56726316 >>56725781 We’re your frens whether you like it or not. Markets are gay and closed

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:06:59 2023 No.56726331 >>56725873 Depends. What color are her kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:09:05 2023 No.56726342 >>56726331 We are both white, she is tall too. Has giants blood in her family all the men are like 6'3 -6'5 and I am the tallest of my family at just barely 6'

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:10:06 2023 No.56726351 >>56726331 she has no kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:10:16 2023 No.56726352 >>56725942 I’ve been doing soxl. Lately it’s been pretty boring though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:10:49 2023 No.56726354 >he didn't buy SAVE Tell me you hate money without telling me you hate money

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:12:12 2023 No.56726363 File: 577 KB, 606x977, 1688935140334401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726316 That's a fact. No matter how much anons talk shit about one another. We are all bound by /smg/ and that makes us family forever. RIP Big5Guy

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:13:10 2023 No.56726370

>>56726354
There's still the outside chance that a Biden lawyer digs up blackmail on the judge. Or someone on the Wall Street/Big 4 Airline side flat out bribes him.

Not saying it's guaranteed but don't count your passengers until the plane has landed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:13:40 2023 No.56726372 >>56726342 >>56726351 Do it. Don’t skimp on the engagement ring. Gotta show the world your serious about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:15:21 2023 No.56726385 >>56726370 Decision isn't expected until mid-end of December. There's plenty of gains left between $13 and $30 buy out

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:16:20 2023 No.56726394 >>56726372 i have had the ring for 8 months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:16:24 2023 No.56726395 >>56725791 Fuck. I forgot about thanksgiving. And I’m the guy who hosts all the frens with no place else to go. I need to start making some phone calls. Shit, shit, shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:21:17 2023 No.56726423 >ctrl F "BOIL" >zero results NOT ON MY WATCH niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:24:32 2023 No.56726444 File: 470 KB, 667x597, 80DC29F0-ECD5-497D-953A-59D985C98EDF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725788 I’ll take luck over skill any day

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:25:39 2023 No.56726457 >>56726423 Don't you get tired of loosing?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:26:02 2023 No.56726462
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>>56726444
Poem anon is unironically a richfag. I don't get all the self hate. He may be a NEET at the moment, but he's a NEET with $500k locked in. We should all look up to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:29:23 2023 No.56726487 >>56726394 >i have had the ring for 8 months. That's a warning flag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:29:37 2023 No.56726489 You are all dirty bhenchods. I could heem everyone in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:29:46 2023 No.56726492 >>56726462 500k is probably not really enough for him to fund his seattlefag life worry free sustainably

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:30:37 2023 No.56726498 File: 1.94 MB, 1024x1024, IMG_0658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56724473 I work for Pepsi. We sell it. It sells like crazy. I’m always ordering a bunch of cases for my stores.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:31:42 2023 No.56726508

>>56726457
I'm way ahead so that'd be a no. Don't you get tired of being a nigger who has no idea how trading actually functions? Do you think that trading is just buy things and they go up from there and that's that? My present trade has all the way to deep into January to do its thing and I'll probably get to close it and do at least a couple more by then. The last trade I made kick ass money on was down more than my present one during its course. Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:33:55 2023 No.56726517 File: 720 KB, 360x200, 1700444391833074.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725873 I've been married since May 1st, 2021. You will never regret marrying a good woman, anon. God speed, my friend. Buy TLT and TMF :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:00 2023 No.56726519 >>56725942 BAC for predictable boomer stock 3X ETFs (TQQQ, SOXL) can be very good but you need to play very safe with the dte and strike to avoid heeming, I don't like more than a week

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:11 2023 No.56726520 File: 53 KB, 533x432, 1570198700722.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726508 >n-no you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:14 2023 No.56726522 File: 191 KB, 958x715, bobo-pepe-sledding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My son just turned 18 and I just found out he bought one share of NVDA last week. I don't know if this is bullish or bearish

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:24 2023 No.56726523 File: 32 KB, 350x291, Business.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK, boys, what are we thinking tomorrow: red or green?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:26 2023 No.56726524 >>56726492 >his seattlefag life I don't have a life. I sit at home all day doing nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:29 2023 No.56726526 File: 165 KB, 659x535, SAVE Stock Holding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Honestly I've been lucky when it comes to my teeth. 40 years old w/1 molar gone (cracked it to bad to save), 2 fillings (one involved a root canal) and 1 small chip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:34:43 2023 No.56726527 100% of my portfolio is nvda puts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:35:26 2023 No.56726539 File: 176 KB, 269x559, 3456786543245678923456789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726522 You need to "have the talk" with him...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:35:49 2023 No.56726541 >>56726508 post portfolio faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:36:13 2023 No.56726544 File: 114 KB, 1651x1080, bobo-earbuds-computer-scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726527 What Exps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:37:10 2023 No.56726548 File: 125 KB, 867x683, 1678765464980083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726524 all the more reason to move to the country

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:37:24 2023 No.56726549 >>56726522 Tell him not to worry, it will get back to breakeven by 2036!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:38:29 2023 No.56726556 >>56726544 24th

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:39:36 2023 No.56726562 File: 4 KB, 346x166, Screenshot 2023-11-20 193904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726541 Nothing to it, that's it. Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:40:10 2023 No.56726566 >>56726549 It was his very first stock. But I really don't want him to get into options anytime soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:41:12 2023 No.56726570 File: 172 KB, 1024x1024, snibby_snibs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726556 Snibs may kill your portfolio

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:41:53 2023 No.56726576 File: 692 KB, 1600x960, 1663190225707381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726523 Let's check the chart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:43:05 2023 No.56726587 >>56726583 >>56726583 >>56726583 >>56726583

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:43:21 2023 No.56726589 >>56726522 >one share I see these orders a lot, guessing it's kids on phones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:43:43 2023 No.56726591 File: 150 KB, 1024x1024, snibby_snib_snib.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56726576 So crab it is

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:43:52 2023 No.56726592

>>56726548
Yeah, I know. I have no idea why the fuck I still live here. I have no friends or family for over a thousand miles. I like the climate and scenery though. Also, I'm expecting my next job to be on-site, so I need to stay somewhere with an actual job market for my industry

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:46:36 2023 No.56726610 >>56726566 That's a mighty cool first stock to have. What was his reasoning for selecting it, what had he seen/heard that led him to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:50:20 2023 No.56726630 >>56726610 He is probably generating anime titties on an RTX4090

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 00:51:04 2023 No.56726638 >>56725325 Have you tried fucking her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 01:02:42 2023 No.56726718 who's the judge in the SAVE case?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 01:07:32 2023 No.56726740 >>56726630 I hope he does natural looking ones and not fake jobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 01:16:44 2023 No.56726788 >>56724864 DNN will be 3x it's current price in less than 12 months. Not selling until then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 01:19:38 2023 No.56726802 >>56726522 It’s good. They put money back into R&D and future imagery capabilities will have many applications in his lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 02:24:16 2023 No.56727254 File: 1007 KB, 990x1103, IMG_6020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56725820 This feels like a good look.

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 02:40:06 2023 No.56727392

>>56726517
thanks anon
>>56726487
I was planning on proposing around our 2 year mark, but she mentioned she always thought a northern lights proposal would be awesome. Now she says she doesn't care how she gets proposed to just that she wants to marry me and start having babies asap.

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