Husband

[Anonymous No.56700924]

My husband calmly called Me a worthless spaghetti maker because I confronted him about his diet. My husband is 6’6 and 230 pounds. (Big typical dadbod). He has never done drugs nor alcohol however he consumed a gigantic amount of sugar and I simply told him to stop and I’m scared he won’t be able to pass his medical for pilots since he’s an airliner. Last night after coming home from an 11 hour flight he grabbed 4 tall classes and 4 Coca Cola cans and poured each one into a glass. And I’m not even kidding, he put 3 scoops of high premium vanilla ice cream into each glass (almost the whole bucket of ice cream). He put them into a fridge and before going upstairs he told me to make him his two filet mignon (almost raw) while he takes his shower. After he ate, we went to bed and he drank those glasses in 20 minutes and he didn’t stop complaining to me how stupid his uncle was for not putting him in his will because he wants to purchase a pt6 thing. He gets 1-3 hours of sleep. Doesn’t drink coffee. Like I don’t want him to die at 24. He’s never gotten sick. He’s developed a god complex ever since he flew an a320 at 20 years old. But he’s crazy, he’s like that crazy gta character but behaves super calmly. He threaten a flight attendant that he would do a barrel rolls if he didn’t get his lasagna and ice cream in his cherry coke. My family hates him since we are Roman Catholic and he’s orthodox Christian

[Anonymous No.56700932]

>>56700924
6’ 3 250 obese pizza fed chud here

[Anonymous No.56700983]

>>56700924
Stop posting this on every board faggot

[Anonymous No.56701011]

>>56700932
I am 6.2 240lbs but muscular and can run 3 miles in less then 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.56701020]

Is this a pasta I’m unfamiliar with anons? Or did tits here do that woman thing where rules don’t apply to her because she’s a heckin female

[Anonymous No.56701031]

>>56700924
Is this a weird copypasta?
I don’t understand this psyop

[Anonymous No.56701040]

>>56701011
I have never completed a mile under 13 minutes. My only cope is that at least I’m no longer 300 lbs kek

[Anonymous No.56701099]

My dad was also an airliner

[Anonymous No.56701165]

>>56700924
new pasta

[Anonymous No.56701403]

>>56701011
>3miles in 20mins
Kek, do americans really?

[Anonymous No.56701611]

>>56700924
As you can tell in this thread everyone else in here is shorter while also being fatter then your husband, something short people don't realize is that the taller you are the more weight you can be with out being considered fat, at 6,6 and 230lbs your husband isn't fat and you need to shut up about his diet and learn to make him some good spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.56701623]

>>56701011
>and can run 3 miles in less then 20 minutes
wow, I could do that as a 6 year old I reckon

[Anonymous No.56701648]

>>56701623
>>56701611
>>56701403
>>56701165
>>56701099
>>56701040
>>56701031
>>56701020
>>56701011
>>56700983
>>56700932
>>56700924

Imagine this fat, greasy, demented faggot sitting down and giggling as he chugs Mountain Dew Cheeto smoothies and types chapter after chapter of this utterly bizarre famfoc about "My Husband The Airliner".
What a fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.56701657]

>>56701648
Fanfic*

[Anonymous No.56701688]

>>56700924
how are you supposed to eat/drink these?
do you let the ice cream melt and then eat it together? do you take a spoon and eat the ice cream while drinking? wtf

[Anonymous No.56702358]

>>56701403
Average 5k for a male in the UK is 29 minutes, It's likely not much different throughout the rest of the eastern countries. 20 minutes is above average dumbass have you ever ran a 5k?

[Anonymous No.56702368]

got tired of reading about this fat couple

[Anonymous No.56702372]

>>56702358
>in the UK
>20 minutes is above average
lardland never fails to amuse

[Anonymous No.56702395]

>>56702358
>UK
>almost identical obesity stats as fatmerica
I ran sub 20 when I was like 8

[Anonymous No.56702752]

>>56702395
and probably never again after because running as an 8 year old is piss easy in comparison

[Anonymous No.56703060]

>diet coke float
Why?

[Anonymous No.56703074]

>>56700924
>My husband is 6’6 and 230 pounds
Your husband is a hungry skeleton.

[Anonymous No.56703086]

>>56702752
Was your horny stepdad chasing you? 8 year olds have short strides and suck at running.

[Anonymous No.56703087]

>>56700924
Boitits or get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.56703485]

>>56700924
Based. How gassy is he?

[Anonymous No.56703498]

I sharted in my underwear this morning and cleaned my shit stained underwear in my bathroom sink.

[Anonymous No.56705090]

>>56702395
Okay and? How fast did you run your last 5k fatass?

[Anonymous No.56705167]

>>56700924
>He’s developed a god complex ever since he flew an a320 at 20 years old.
OK you're a faggot but I kek'd

[Anonymous No.56705211]

>>56701648
>>56701648
hes an airliner lol

[Anonymous No.56705271]

>>56701040
Congrats on sub 3 hundo, anon. Celebrate little victories and get 1% better every day.

[Anonymous No.56705303]

>>56700924
This website is not your personal blog and we are not an insane asylum

[Anonymous No.56705325]

>>56700924
>He threaten a flight attendant that he would do a barrel rolls if he didn’t get his lasagna and ice cream in his cherry coke

[Anonymous No.56705339]

>>56700924
This is an AI post. If you responded to it in earnest, you failed the turing test and you are an NPC.

[Anonymous No.56705644]

>>56700924
5’9” 220lbs here.
32 BMI
240lbs 1RM bench
25 minute 5k
I’m a fatlete. And disgusting. But have porked a load of women because I’m funny too. Deal with it.

[John Poop No.56705671]

I'm your husband you stupid bitch, you need to be making me Spaghetti with icing not posting on the fuckin internet. We're getting divorced as soon as I get through taking a shit, I fly sky planes you stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.56706000]

>>56701011
>3 miles
>Less than 20 minutes
Kek

[Anonymous No.56706050]

I'm 5'6 so I need to workout 3 times a week and micromanage my calories intake in order to just look presentable.
Thanks Allah my face is above average still but my life would be so much easy mode if I was 6' that's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.56707219]

>>56700924
Why is this on Biz.
> invest in fat autistic retard pilot husbands with extremely poor diets.

[Anonymous No.56708729]

Bumping this gem

[Anonymous No.56709536]

>>56700924
>worthless spaghetti maker

[Anonymous No.56709833]

>>56700924
He sounds based and you sound fat. You married a Chad, now shut the fuck up and make chad a steak.

[Anonymous No.56709864]

>>56701688
Yes. Drink, some of it melts, scoop up the rest when the liquid is gone.

[Anonymous No.56711659]

>>56700924

[Anonymous No.56711782]

>>56700924

There's actual real people in this world that have these actual problems. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.56711818]

>>56702358
>average
kek, the average man is a s o y infested pussy that cant bench his own bodyweight.
and yes i ran 5k even some half marathons and smaller triathlons.

Lardasses coping on here is the funniest shit ever

[Anonymous No.56711855]

>>56700924
Why is nobody calling out how cap this is?
> My husband is 6’6 and 230 pounds
1. As someone who is literally 6’5 I can do 10 pullups in good form, bench press 30kg dumbells ez ez (i dont bench press using barbell since it hurts my shoulder) and can run 5km weighing 110kg thats 240lbs. And i have almost visible abs kek and i eat like a tub of ice cream a day. So firs of all hes not even fat for that height.

>He’s developed a god complex ever since he flew an a320 at 20 years old

2. Has an aeroplane license since fucking 20 and is a commercial airline pilot at 23. So hes also some well financed young man from a good family, or he won the lottery and paid for the courses himself.
But at the very least hes a capable man
>early 20s
While being young and a successful pilot he managed to marry your complaining ass?
> My family hates him since we are Roman Catholic and he’s orthodox Christian

Who cares? Genuinely asking, what parts of the world still give a shit about this, like where is Orthodox even prevalent like Russia and shit? And if your family hates him for it i guess they are religious themselves, so ill guess youre in poland or somewhere like that

Im bad at these things and hope some other anon does better dismantling of this bait post than me.

[Anonymous No.56711856]

>>56700924
>He threaten a flight attendant that he would do a barrel rolls
* rolls eyes *
3/10 troll harder newfag. Although, the barrel roll reference could mean your an oldfag.

[Anonymous No.56711884]

>>56700924
>he’s like that crazy gta character but behaves super calmly
that's how you know it's a stupid larp made by a man

[Anonymous No.56712076]

>>56701031
Very blatant autistic coomer posting.

Learn the signs:
> off topic spammed on repeat/multiple boards
The posters are autistic and don't quite understand appropriateness, they just do repetition all day on their computer
> hyper focus on a specific trait
In this case sugar and getting fat, can otherwise be some clothing type, some physical trait etc.
> Mentions doesn't do drugs or alcohol
For some reason autistic coomers absolutely hate drugs, coffee and alcohol. I think it's because they don't like social interactions and being autistic it upsets their idea of purity.

Honestly once you see those three things you know you're reading the postings of a genuinely disabled person who makes the post, jerks off whilst reading responses with his glasses covered eyes pressed an inch away from the screen due to malformed eyesight, then paces around the room smacking his head before making the same post again.

[Anonymous No.56712434]

>>56702395
>doing timed runs at 8
Obviously true. I’m 100% sure you were being timed for your Olympic career that unfortunately never took off because your father realized you were a failure pretty early on in your training. This apparently led you down a very dark, stupid, and ultra gay path which metastasized into you larping like a useless faggot on a not-Reddit message board. I cannot put into words how badly I want to pull all of your teeth out and hate fuck your face until pearl strands pour out of your nose.

[Anonymous No.56714169]

>>56706050
"Workout" is a noun.

[Anonymous No.56715266]

>>56700924
rootbeer floats fucking suck though, what a waste of calories

[Anonymous No.56715809]

>>56709536
I’d love for my wife to make homemade spaghetti. Instead her and Jamal are watching Netflix while I cook dinner for them and the kids.