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>Hello. Sorry i'm late but your entrance wasnt wheelchair accessible
>im here for the job interview

>> No.56687884

>>56687594
You are hired, I like your attitude. Now get to work wagie

>> No.56688090
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56688090

>>56687594
>Here, fill out this second round application form
>We'll call you thanks for coming in champ

>> No.56688146

>>56687594
What are your qualifications?

>> No.56688161

>>56687594
sorry I don't hire fucking retards now give me your phone and wallet

>> No.56688192

>>56687594
Are you sure landscaping is a good career path for you?

>> No.56688209

>>56687594
> entrance wasn’t wheel chair accessible
We don’t hire people who make excuses, you should have planned ahead or bought a better wheel chair. Now take a walk.

>> No.56688228

>>56687594
Would rather work with a dude in a wheel chair than a woman.

>> No.56688240

>>56687594
OH SHI-

>> No.56688252

>>56687594
alright, thanks for coming to our office at baker roofing company. so you're applying for the job to be a roofing contractor... interesting. we at baker roofing sure love people with a lot of self-confidence.

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56688389

>>56687594
>Already has head at waste height
>Built in chair, no knee pads needed
>Friendly face and a good attitude
You're hired! The first place you'll be sucking off men for 10 dollars a pop is under the highway offramp next to the skatepark.

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56688481

>>56687594
>4chan janitor is a tough job kid, but you look like you're going to fit right in

>> No.56688507

>>56687594
Show more self respect about others fucking retard, karma calls always.

>> No.56689363

whatever you do you end up getting fucked by ada.
if you don't hire him he will sue you for not being an ada compliant employer.

if you hire him he will selectively complain to the ada whenever he doesn't get what he wants

lawsuit incoming whatever you do

>> No.56689463

>>56688146
He's white