/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56679275]

Music artists just got rendered obsolete obsolete
https://youtu.be/yAmTz4xtWss?si=NtvxMURJo-2XEjUS

[Anonymous No.56679316]

>>56679275
>Minecraft youtber intro
>questionable hand rubbing at 0:34
>video starts at 2:22
Absolute horrid "music"
>Fake and forced reaction "OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING I GOT TO LISTEN TO IT AGAIN"
Crimge. AI music is coming but this is not noteworthy.

[Anonymous No.56679327]

>>56679275
This shit is so ass it's unreal

[Anonymous No.56679361]

LMFAO
https://cdn1.suno.ai/d69098a4-28a5-463c-b7ae-2469538a5c15_0.mp3

[Anonymous No.56679379]

>>56679316
>>56679327
Musicbros, it’s time for a new grift
>>56679327
A couple of them slapped

[Anonymous No.56679392]

>>56679361
Kek, moar

[Anonymous No.56679394]

>>56679275
KEK
https://cdn1.suno.ai/d35add7e-fc27-4df4-8f13-ffa652bf1f79_1.mp3

[Anonymous No.56679429]

>>56679275
AI music is "good" because we industrialized the process of making music and defining rules and protocols when creating "good" music. If you look at older music, let's say jimi hendrix or pink floyd before KIKES took over the industry you see there's a lot more creativity (also more "bad" songs) as there were no set rules for these newer types of music. This is still true for a lot of artists but mainstream genres have been raped by ⱼews.

[Anonymous No.56679436]

>>56679394
The chord progression is surprisingly coherent. Every AI music generator I try struggles with EDM for some reason and just seems to forget chords even exist.

[Anonymous No.56679459]

The /biz/ national anthem
https://cdn1.suno.ai/e45200de-be35-4ce7-b245-7e0defc41e1a_0.mp3

[Anonymous No.56679472]

how do you link this?
I have a comfy song

[Anonymous No.56679482]

https://vocaroo.com/12LvJ6eBeQpb

[Verse]
Down in the dusty halls of the old school
There's a man workin', trying to play it cool (cool)
But the kids don't care, they walk on by
And the green frogs on the biz board make him wanna cry (ribbit-ribbit)
He's just a janitor, no one gives a damn

[Chorus]
Oh, the unpaid janitor, sweepin' all day long (all day long)
With a mop and a bucket, he's gotta be strong (gotta be strong)
But them green frogs on the biz board, they laugh and they jest (ribbit-hee-hee)
Oh, the unpaid janitor, he ain't got no rest (no rest)

[Anonymous No.56679484]

Hmm. "Human music." I like it.
https://youtu.be/S1jWdeRKvvk?si=qRSfTQtdtDWyvUCN

[Anonymous No.56679495]

>>56679482
Kek jannies btfo

[Anonymous No.56679551]

>>56679495
https://vocaroo.com/1e4tKKTkOxdu

[Verse]
Well, there's a story 'bout a big man, workin' all day
Moppin' up the floors, cleanin' up the mess, he doesn't get no pay
He's a janitor in the office, but he's got a dream
Munchin' on his hot pockets, livin' life, it seems

[Chorus]
Unpaid fat janitor, feelin' the groove (oh-yeah)
Eatin' hot pockets on the biz board, can't ban the frogs
Workin' hard, but no reward, he's got the moves (ooh-yeah)
Unpaid fat janitor, dancin' in the fog (in the fog)

[Anonymous No.56679570]

>>56679482
kek

[Anonymous No.56679693]

it sounds like formulaic low talent slop so not that different from shit you could hear on some shitty radios, I could see people using that to make personalized jingles and funny meme songs on any random topic

[Anonymous No.56679801]

>>56679429
Hendrix lmao

[Anonymous No.56679814]

>>56679429
>jimi hendrix or pink floyd before KIKES took over the industry
nigger the 60s was literally THE decade where the kikes took over the music industry

[Anonymous No.56679820]

>>56679482
Kek

[Anonymous No.56679907]

https://vocaroo.com/1kmJFpC5iQu7

[Verse]
Well, there's a guy named Sergey, big as can be
In his plaid blue shirt, so easy to see (oh yeah)
He's sittin' by the window, dumpin' Chainlink all day
But it ain't about the money, it's about Big Macs, they say
With every token sold, he takes a bite, what a sight

[Chorus]
Fat Sergey in a plaid blue shirt, eatin' Big Macs
Dumpin' Chainlink tokens, makin' stacks of snacks
He ain't worried 'bout the market crash, no sir
He's just lovin' that beefy goodness, can't you see?
Fat Sergey and his tasty feast, livin' large, that's the least (ooh-yeah)

[Anonymous No.56679910]

>>56679275

>AI can generate rap music

PLEASE TELL ME THE ERA OF NIGGER MUMBLE RAP IS OVEr

[Anonymous No.56680054]

>>56679361
>>56679394
how do you get the link for them?

[Anonymous No.56680067]

>>56679275
you people still listen to music? its for plebbes.

[Anonymous No.56680075]

>>56679551
kek
https://vocaroo.com/17U9xrkbWgrh
[Verse]
In a place called Biz, where the dust collects
He's the lonely janitor, paid no respect
With his broom in hand, he sweeps away
All the broken dreams, of a forgotten day (yeah)

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)

[Chorus]
Sweep away, day by day (hey-ey)
In this land of gray, where he's forced to stay
Scrubbing floors, mop and broom in hand
He's the janitor of dreams, in this desolate land

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Anonymous No.56680095]

>>56680075
SWEEP AWAAAAAAYY DAAAAAAYY BY DAAAAAAYY
HEY EY

kino

[Anonymous No.56680203]

Verse]
I step in the spot, drippin' in gold
Flexin' so hard, they callin' me bold (yeah, yeah)
Stackin' my paper, I'm livin' it large
Janitors hatin', they tryna sabotage (uh-huh)
But I don't give a damn, I'll show 'em who's boss

[Chorus]
Postin' frogs on the board, makin' 'em mad (uh-uh, uh-uh)
Janitors can't handle all the swag I have (no way, no way)
Flexin' on 'em, they jealous of the life I lead (jealous, jealous)
Haters keep talkin', ain't got time for their greed (nah-nah, nah-nah)
I'm the king of the game, they can't compete (can't compete, no)
https://voca.ro/1dBKOkBeirj3

[Anonymous No.56680210]

>>56680203
did you record this with your phone?
kek

[Anonymous No.56680212]

>>56679907
>>56680075
>>56679482
>>56679394
fucking kino

[Anonymous No.56680217]

>>56680210
I am not going to get out of my bed to post on /biz/

[Anonymous No.56680221]

>>56679275
im going to be the next successful nigger musician
help me choose my ghetto name /biz/

[Anonymous No.56680434]

https://vocaroo.com/1amRPi1kOnoo

[Verse]
Inna di land of misinformation
Wojak catch di crypto fascination (oh-yeah)
High hopes for Babylon's liberation
But di market be a tricky situation (ooh-ooh)

Wojak buy di crypto when it's flying so high
Sellin' low when it's time to say goodbye (goodbye)
Never catchin' di rhythm, never catchin' di flow
Babylon keeps playin' tricks, never lettin' him go (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus]
Oh, Wojak inna di crypto game
Buyin' high, sellin' low, it's always the same (the same)
Searchin' for riches, but it keeps eludin'
In Babylon, it's just a life of confusin'
Wojak inna di crypto game
Buyin' high, sellin' low, it's always the same (the same)
Lured by di promise, but it never deliver
In Babylon, it's just a life of bitter (ooh-yeah)

[Anonymous No.56680506]

>https://vocaroo.com/1fqV0Dmnvkv7

[Verse]
Sergey on the block, he's the king of the game (he's the king, uh-huh)
Gangster rap flow, hard-hitting with no shame (no shame, yeah)
He's got the Big Macs, stackin' 'em high (stackin' 'em high, yo)
Dumping all the LINK tokens, reachin' for the sky (sky-high, uh)

[Chorus]
Sergey in the hood, flannel on his back (on his back, yeah)
Dropping rhymes so gritty, ain't no one gonna attack (ain't no one)
He's a gangster rapper, livin' in style (in style, uh-huh)
Sergey's on the mic, goin' wild (yeah, uh-uh, uh-huh)

[Anonymous No.56680546]

https://vocaroo.com/17q5mlIGdiGP

In the land of Babylon, where the sun shines bright
There's a big old rasta man, his name is Sergey, alright (alright)
He's got love for reggae, and he's got love for food
Visiting McDonald's, he's in the mood (uh-huh)
With his chainlink tokens, in his hand so tight (so tight)
Fat Sergey at McDonald's

[Anonymous No.56680549]

https://cdn1.suno.ai/bf953f58-4fa7-49e7-acd8-25335367477f_0.mp4

[Anonymous No.56680562]

>>56680549
top kek

[Anonymous No.56680614]

>>56680095
>>56680212
got banned by seething tranny janies, re-upload:
https://vocaroo.com/17U9xrkbWgrh
[Verse]
In a place called Biz, where the dust collects
He's the lonely janitor, paid no respect
With his broom in hand, he sweeps away
All the broken dreams, of a forgotten day (yeah)

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)

[Chorus]
Sweep away, day by day (hey-ey)
In this land of gray, where he's forced to stay
Scrubbing floors, mop and broom in hand
He's the janitor of dreams, in this desolate land

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Anonymous No.56680619]

>>56680549
how do you get the link?

[Anonymous No.56680638]

>>56679394
Lol sounds like the intro song to my new favorite anime.

[Anonymous No.56680664]

>>56680614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWqdSCyrL0

[Anonymous No.56680711]

>>56680664
*cha*
As he dusted off his cheetoes
Was a sound of FUCK NEGROES
He bit into his hotpocket
Cum and tissues on his carpet
He was sitting at the table
And the anons were ungrateful
So he deleted the whole thread now
Shut it all down, nothing allowed

Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay, are you okay Jannie?

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNIE
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT QUEUE
LEFT A PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, Jannie are you okay? Are you okay, Jannie?

You've been memed by-
You've been dabbed on-
by a Cute Criminal

FUCK NIGGERS
*ah*
*cha*
*cha*
*shamone-ah*
FUCK KIKES TOO
AND FUCK THE JANITOR
*ah*
*yah*

[Anonymous No.56680717]

>>56679429
Hendrix was an artist overhyped by glowies so young black men indulged into drugs. I can't even think one single song from this author.

[Anonymous No.56680720]

>https://vocaroo.com/1npNxCwM0C6Y
1:20 time limit is bullshit

[Verse]
Wojak, oh Wojak, with your eyes so sad
You ventured into the market, what a time you had
Buying high and selling low, the losses were so vast
Now you're left with empty hands, a broken man at last
Oh Wojak, my friend, you took a chance so bold

[Chorus]
Wojak the investor, your tears fall like rain
Oh how the crypto market brought you such pain
You bought into the hype, but it all came crashing down
Now you're left with regrets, in sorrow you drown
Wojak the investor, your dreams shattered and gone

[Anonymous No.56680734]

Somebody make a reggae about holding bitcorn

[Anonymous No.56680809]

>>56679379
nah, you just add a "100% hand made" badge on your music and you will sell more.

[Anonymous No.56680882]

>>56680734
https://vocaroo.com/12TgK1OJVjev

[Verse]
I've got my Bitcoin, we gon' ride the wave
From the bull market to the bear's dark cave
Holdin' my crypto, feelin' so alive
But sometimes it's like a rollercoaster ride (ride, ride, ride)
When the price is up, we feel so high (so high, so high)
But when it's down, it brings a tear to our eye (oh my, oh my, oh my)

[Chorus]
Bitcoin, oh Bitcoin, you're my digital king
You bring me joy, but also make my heart sing (sing, sing, sing)
Through the highs and lows, we'll hold on tight (hold on tight)
Bitcoin, my friend, you'll be our guiding light (oh yeah, guiding light)
(ooh-yeah) Bitcoin, Bitcoin, we'll hold on tight (hold on tight)
Through the bull and bear, let's ride the crypto flight (oh yeah, crypto flight)

[Anonymous No.56681828]

I have no generations left.
can someone generate a powerful song about how we are going to make it with our shitcoins?
progressive rock?

[Anonymous No.56681943]

>>56679275
>gotta use some website
If it's not local it can go fuc itself. It won't catch on. The big reason image gen became popular is because you can do it offline on your machine and don't need to use a """"service"""". After the shilling cash runs out it'll go away just like every other image gen website

[Anonymous No.56681995]

Prompt
"A pop song about the man who burned 6 million buns and lost his job at a german fast food chain"
Lyrics:
[Verse]
Once upon a time in a land so far away
There lived a man who flipped burgers every single day
He had a talent, oh he was the best they'd ever seen
But one fateful day, things went horribly wrong, it seemed
He burned six million buns and lost his job, oh no

[Chorus]
Oh, buns on fire, buns on fire, burning up in flames
He tried so hard to save them, but it all went down the drain (down the drain)
Now he's unemployed, searching for another way
Oh, buns on fire, buns on fire, a tragedy we won't forget
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

https://vocaroo.com/1mJEcVL08qgJ

[Anonymous No.56682069]

HOLY KEK
https://cdn1.suno.ai/a06b22b7-7255-40c2-99ab-1179b8f27611_0.mp3

[Anonymous No.56682096]

>>56679429
yes, the last 2 decades music is just loops dropped on a grid. obviously this can trivially be automated by some type of ai system quite easily.
the biggest change in music since its inception has happened quietly and no one ever talks about it. with the advent of the DAW musicians now create music visually (MUST MATCH THE GRID!!?!?!?!?!) and no longer create music by sound only.
i find it extremely odd that noone mentions this, borderline mandela effect shit.

[Anonymous No.56682112]

Banned again, reposting

https://vocaroo.com/16ZrWPDZM4kM

Verse]
In a place called Biz, where the dust collects
He's the lonely janitor, paid no respect
With his broom in hand, he sweeps away
All the broken dreams, of a forgotten day (yeah)

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)

[Chorus]
Sweep away, day by day (hey-ey)
In this land of gray, where he's forced to stay
Scrubbing floors, mop and broom in hand
He's the janitor of dreams, in this desolate land

(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
(Sweepin', sweepin', swee-ee-p)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Anonymous No.56682115]

>>56681995
>my prompt: create a song about modern world in style of beatles
>result:
ahh look at all the goyim people.
ahh look at all the goyim people.

Down at the border,
waving the flags from the country they left
Murder and Theft.
Look at this beaner,
jumping a fence in the desert yet nobody cares
How is this fair?

All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?
All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?

Rabbi Merchantski, killing his host,
the nation, with nothing to fear.
No one comes near.
Look at him scheming,
shoving his filth in the face of children at play.
Now they’ve turned gay.

All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?
All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?

ahh look at all the goyim people.
ahh look at all the goyim people.

Jews and their pets be,
Changing all history and meanings
along with their names.
no one is blamed
Rabbi Merchantski stirring the pot
making his pets riot and rage.
now he has slaves.

All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?
All the Goyim People,
Who will they all vote for?

[Anonymous No.56682159]

Can Microsoft acquire this shit already, they appear to have like all of 20 song styles in the AI’s dataset

[Anonymous No.56682161]

>>56679429
AI is good because we tell it what is good. As soon as AI stops caring about our opinion, it will stop being good.

[Anonymous No.56682252]

>>56679275

>https://vocaroo.com/11LW7GjpqIqE
[Verse]
In the land of green, where legends roam
A tale of old, now widely known (known)
Vitalik they called him, a man of dreams
A creator of gold, or so it seems
But trouble came knocking on his door (oh no)

[Chorus]
Oh Vitalik, oh Vitalik, what have you done?
With illegal files on your PC, the battle's just begun
The government cracked down, with accusations strong (strong)
Oh Vitalik, oh Vitalik, where did it all go wrong?


Posting this again when it inevitably happens.

[Anonymous No.56682346]

>>56679316
>hand rubbing
Oh no no no he actually did it bros

[Anonymous No.56682430]

the best song (somewhere just before 17 minutes) he discarded as "generation kind of failed" what a little bastard jew

[Anonymous No.56682657]

>>56682096
yes, music matches the grid. rhythm is a consistent pattern. outliers exist but they are measured against the grid. even the most experimental of work can be charted. if you arent playing to a rhythm, in time, your music is shit and probably doesnt even qualify as music. if it cant be charted it isnt musical. and long before the advent of DAWs, composers would write music on paper in exactly the same way. music is completely mathematical in nature. even birdsong can be charted.

[Anonymous No.56683037]

https://vocaroo.com/17VyAfn0SBcY
[Verse]
Oh, there's a janitor in town, with a broom in his hand
Thinks he's the king, ruling over this land (hey, Mr. Janitor)
Don't have a penny, but he'll do it for free
Says he's the greatest, just wait and see (oh-yeah)

Got no friends, no one to call his own
But he's got a mop, and he thinks he's grown (ooh-wee)
Sweepin' the hallways, cleanin' up the floors
But everybody knows, he's only acting like a chore (uh-huh)

[Chorus]
Hey, Mr. Janitor, you're such a sight to see
The loneliest man, doin' it all for free (oh-yeah)
You strut around, with your empty pride
But deep down inside, you're just a friendless guy (oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, Mr. Janitor

[Anonymous No.56683056]

>>56683037

[Anonymous No.56683070]

>>56682657
go ahead an import any hit song before 1985 into your DAW and see how consistent tempo is....moreover check out time signature changes (which used to be a big thing).
music - being a human creation - used to have subtle fluctuations in tempo. Choruses naturally speeding up a bit to propel the listener thru them.
Now everything is fairly gay and mechanical. Truly music made by machines for machines.

[Anonymous No.56683077]

>>56679429
>Muh Hendrix
What a fucking boomer.

[Anonymous No.56683182]

>>56679801
>>56680717
>>56683077
Are we really at the point where people mercilessly shit on Jimi Hendrix? Wow...
Its been a while since we had someone play with his level of soul and feeling.

[Anonymous No.56683214]

>>56683182
nobody cares about your nigger

[Anonymous No.56683242]

>>56683182
its just newfags/poorfags being edgy. dont worry it wears off after a few years

[Anonymous No.56683320]

>>56679275
The vaporwave albums by literal whos I've been enjoying on YT for the last 3 years are all AI. It goes with the whole heaven on earth freemasonry thing.

[Anonymous No.56683419]

>>56683320
Theyre so good too.

[Anonymous No.56683486]

>>56683070
I believe that.
Is that the reason 80s music is much better than today?
Seems it is the last decade that had good uplifting music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg

[Anonymous No.56683599]

15.AI and Talknet already did AI vocals+music before it was cool.