/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56671722]

Vacation edition.

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56671730]

JINGDONG!

[Anonymous No.56671736]

>Cannabis

[Anonymous No.56671741]

buy GME by friday

[Anonymous No.56671745]

this market is abject evil

[Anonymous No.56671755]

Sex

[Anonymous No.56671760]

[Anonymous No.56671773]

I need to invent a word that means "the feeling of being priced out of a garbage stock"

[Anonymous No.56671775]

I just cashed out my puts and took profit, so it can really dump now. Your welcome for my sacrifice fellow bobros.

Enjoy your massive gains fory peanuts

[Anonymous No.56671776]

Reminder that over 3 years ago patron saint, fentanyl addict, amateur porn star, father of children he never saw and counterfeit money enthusiast George Floyd was murdered in cold blood for absolutely no reason. Still to this very day black people have not received reparations for this. Make sure to realize some of your gains and directly venmo it to their community. It would also be kinda bussin if we could go back to looting Targets for equality now that their stock is recovering.

[Anonymous No.56671778]

>>56671773
>Buydenomics

[Anonymous No.56671785]

Please dump the Euro back down. I never finished booking my vacation plans for next Spring.

[Anonymous No.56671789]

>>56671776
i give all my melanin laden customers discounts on their fentanyl purchases. #BLM

[Anonymous No.56671801]

Henlo Bogdanof frens
S&P 4540 EOD pls
thank

[Anonymous No.56671807]

>>56671736
Is it pumping?

[Anonymous No.56671809]

>>56671789
Just don't sell it to them in bulk or they will just use it to rape white girls anon. God bless

[Anonymous No.56671819]

Should I buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.56671822]

>>56671776
But it came out he overdosed on fentanyl at 3 times a lethal limit when he swallowed his drugs in the back of the cop car to get rid of evidence, and that the coroner or medical examiner was coerced into changing the findings due to massive media induced political pressure.

[Anonymous No.56671827]

>>56671819
>52 week low
yea

[Anonymous No.56671828]

>imagine thinking the Fed is gonna let the market actually tank
>imagine believing they won't prop up banks with neverending stealth QE
>imagine thinking consumers getting decimated matter, when they'll just import as many consumers as they want
>imagine not realizing the massive K-shaped recovery has meant the roughly top ~20% (mostly boomers) will forever be able to consooom and prop up demand with their retirements and real estate assets.
>imagine not realizing the AI hype will continue and the massive B2B sales grift will let the large cap corps continue spending thier massive warchests
SPY 500 by march/april, led by stronger than expected earnings, continual CPI """decreases""", """resilient""" labor market, drawdown in Israel, and promise of rate cuts.
you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.56671830]

RIP to the anons who fell for the fakeout

[Anonymous No.56671834]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It says Go!

[Anonymous No.56671835]

pump is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

[Anonymous No.56671840]

>>56671722
Sell ze options
Collect ze premium
Practice good trading rules

[Anonymous No.56671845]

Imagine being a bear…

[Anonymous No.56671847]

>>56671830
It's an easy mistake to make, thinking oil price might actually have a floor.
Onwards back to $60...

[Anonymous No.56671866]

The psyop last year was
>everybody loves electric cars and the transition to fully electric is just a few years away you climate denying bigot
The new psyop is
>electric cars suck, nobody wants them and never did so it's over
I'm confused. Which is it? I want to do the opposite of whatever the current psyop is but it's changing so fast I can't keep up. Do I just buy a Tesla and an F350 diesel with straight pipes and drive them on alternate days?

[Anonymous No.56671869]

>>56671847
you don't say

[Anonymous No.56671870]

total doomer death

[Anonymous No.56671871]

Just put my entire Roth IRA into SQQQ calls for 2025

[Anonymous No.56671877]

>>56671722
>one week performance
you good over there healthcare bros?

[Anonymous No.56671882]

>>56671871
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.56671892]

Should I sell my SPY calls for a $49,000 profit?

I bought these calls 2 weeks ago lmao, what a world - money is just...fake? Made more money in 2 weeks than I do at my job

[Anonymous No.56671895]

>>56671866
>I want people to like me and have to drive current popular thing

Highschool ended a long time ago buddy.. you aren't supposed to be such an insecure little faggot anymore. Teslas are ugly as fuck and trucks are dumb unless you actually use them for truck stuff but why the fuck do you care what I think? Go buy an overpriced oversized SUV like all the other boomer niggers.

[Anonymous No.56671898]

>>56671892
Take profits now retard. This market is stupidly overbought

[Anonymous No.56671905]

>>56671895
You're confused. I don't care about being "liked". I just want to know the current psyop so I can do the opposite. This is completely orthogonal to what you're saying

[Anonymous No.56671906]

>>56671892
secure those bags anon.

[Anonymous No.56671924]

>>56671892
Post your gains so us aspiring traders can coom vicariously through you bro

[Anonymous No.56671928]

>>56671892
Sell before thanksgiving week because its usually a bearish week since everyone but bobo is on vacation

[Anonymous No.56671946]

>>56671905
Tesla is valuable as a glownigger company not because of their ugly cars. I wouldn't invest in any company for their automobile manufacturing.

Psyop is the same as it ever was. Mandatory electric vehicles if your social credit score is high enough to be allowed to drive. Otherwise you have to recycle trash by hand, eat bugs instead of meat and donate 100% of the money to stop global warming.

[Anonymous No.56671949]

>>56671722
checked. I was actually thinking about fucking off in Florida for a week - maybe Key West. Am I insane?

[Anonymous No.56671962]

Any other Bobos know of the best kind of refrigerator boxes I can make my house out of?

[Anonymous No.56671968]

>>56671949
Yeah. Just get a ticket to some SEA country and spend less money for a better view and less boomers in Margaritaville T-shirts and Jews everywhere.

[Anonymous No.56671973]

>>56671866
it's all just a gradual slide down into "all cars suck, you wouldn't want one even if you could afford one now that we made them mindboggingly expensive through taxes and green regulations, you vill own nosink"

[Anonymous No.56671978]

>>56671870
Friday.

[Anonymous No.56671984]

>>56671962
They have 7 foot tall tents at academy or Amazon for about $200 bucks

[Anonymous No.56671987]

>>56671866
>I'm confused. Which is it?
they have always been a luxury item that rich faggots in tech cities pretend are reasonable alternatives to normal cars
t. a guy that's been driving a 2003 honda accord for 20 years

[Anonymous No.56672016]

>>56671987
Based Accord enjoyer. I took one to 289,000 miles and sold it still running to some crackhead for $500.

[Anonymous No.56672018]

ASTS will soon lead the small cap rally.

[Anonymous No.56672033]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56672035]

THIS IS AN IRRATIONAL AND BASELESS PUMP

THE ECONOMY IS STILL STALLING

[Anonymous No.56672039]

>>56671877
>Eli Lilly YTD +60%, 5Y +415%
I think I'll be alright. Jesus this stock is literally insane. But even I have to admit it's a bit overvalued

[Anonymous No.56672040]

I need a ticker to drop 10% by friday or I'm getting heemed big-time

[Anonymous No.56672046]

>>56671987
Same but a 2002 Accord

[Anonymous No.56672052]

>>56672039
>triple digit pe ratio
yeah its just a tad overvalued

[Anonymous No.56672058]

Is the US stock market affected much by the current global conflicts?
The attitude seems to be "everything is fine, but maybe defense and energy stocks are slightly more expensive than they'd be otherwise."

[Anonymous No.56672060]

>>56672040
Which one?

[Anonymous No.56672063]

JXN

[Anonymous No.56672069]

>>56672058
>everything is fine
well our new overlord is visiting his west coast colonies this week.

[Anonymous No.56672071]

And just like that, QQQ is red, and will never be green ever again

[Anonymous No.56672074]

thoughts?

$BMRN: Wells Fargo starts BioMarin at Overweight, $100 target. Enzyme replacement values at $87 per share, forecasting 23% annual earnings growth. Cautious on Roctavian due to 2024 catalyst uncertainty, but sees significant growth potential in the next 4-5 years.

https://twitter.com/BruvBerg/status/1724849047196901678

[Anonymous No.56672079]

>>56672058
The average American couldn't show you where Ukraine is on a map and has already forgotten that it exists. As far as Israel is concerned every American over the age of 40 knows that the right thing to do is send $1 trillion dollars to support our greatest ally and continue to supply them with as many baby foreskins as possible for their war efforts

[Anonymous No.56672082]

>>56672060
AVGO

[Anonymous No.56672085]

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.56672097]

>>56672046
>>56672016
I'm going to drive this thing until I die. I can't imagine having to give myself a car payment when its perfect

[Anonymous No.56672107]

It was only a matter of time before some red showed up...

[Anonymous No.56672113]

Are the big boys finally taking profit?

[Anonymous No.56672119]

TNK puts

[Anonymous No.56672120]

>>56672052
Goddamn the top mogs the living hell out of the bottom. The top mid is the best in my opinion.
Eli Lilly and similar (like Novo Nordisk) have demonstrated insane growth during times where growth has been rather limited. Well worth the premium. Plus their "drugs" actually work. I despise what they do but I can't argue with their business.
Also, imagine that there exist people that short Eli Lilly or Novo Nordisk. Heh, r3kt by default

[Anonymous No.56672122]

>>56672097
I have a 2023 hrv now that I expect to have for at least a decade. It has enough room to sleep/fuck sluts in the back of and will be a better car to live in when they try to MK Ultra me and I have to go on the run.

[Anonymous No.56672136]

>>56672097
In 2026 mandatory remote kill switches in all new cars, so bureaucrats, cops, whoever can turn your car off and on remotely, and they will all have 'eye scanning technology' under the guise of preventing drunk driving

[Anonymous No.56672140]

Wheat has been slurped

[Anonymous No.56672141]

>>56672063
I think it's safe to talk about now. Be honest, how much did you slurp on that dip to sub-30 a few months back?

[Anonymous No.56672150]

>>56672141
>how much
It is never enough.

[Anonymous No.56672152]

>>56672097
Same for me but an E39

[Anonymous No.56672158]

>>56672097
Keep on top of rust prevention if you pibe in a salty state. My old car made it to 20 but, due to my lack of rust mitigation efforts, it has become rather sketchy at that point. There were sppts on the frame i didn't want to poke too hard with a screwdriver lest i find out the entire structure was holding together on hopes and dreams. Like the Nasdaq right now.
I bought new Corollar this year and will do rust mitigation this time.

[Anonymous No.56672164]

>>56671973
im already at the all cars suck stage

[Anonymous No.56672175]

>>56672113
IDK but we pumped so hard that it could lead to a massive sell off.

[Anonymous No.56672177]

>>56672150
Personally I'm sitting on a modest 5 fig gain. I hope it's served you well.

[Anonymous No.56672189]

>>56672158
>Like the Nasdaq right now
Kek

[Anonymous No.56672191]

>>56672158
>pibe
would you believe this word was intended to be "live"? Fat finger phone posting produces such strange spelling errors

[Anonymous No.56672193]

MARKET IS GETTIGN ABSOLUTLY CRUSHED MUMU!

I am going to upgrade my refrigerator box to a used camery to sleep in.

[Anonymous No.56672205]

>>56672193
Nice, moving on up ain't ya?

[Anonymous No.56672210]

And just like that
My calls are completely fucked

[Anonymous No.56672211]

>>56672071
>>56672158
>>56672189
Ok stop making fun of QQQ. We all know it's the future and max drawdown can't be more than 30% from here.

[Anonymous No.56672239]

>>56672193
>ABSOLUTLY CRUSHED
I'm up $200 today and only $400 behind where I was in July

[Anonymous No.56672247]

>>56672239
Yes, and the cops are gunna come into my house without a warrent, and not leave until I leave my room so I can go to the crazy farm and get my poison. Lovely society. Welp, come get me.

[Anonymous No.56672272]

>>56671730
settle down burry

[Anonymous No.56672280]

>>56672193
I'm in cigarettes and up almost 1% today.

[Anonymous No.56672282]

>>56671741
Why Friday? That just sounds oddly specific

[Anonymous No.56672289]

>>56672280
>I'm in cigarettes
when the Bong Jeet and Bong pedo king want to ban them?

Bold, very bold- i like your style.

[Anonymous No.56672297]

>>56672282
because it's going to drop to 10 next week so get in while you still have the chance to get roped into the baggie cult

[Anonymous No.56672302]

Do you guys day trade? Or do you pick individual stocks you think are undervalued at the moment and hold?
>t. chucks money into S&P 500 each month and never checks the market

[Anonymous No.56672305]

>>56672272
Burry my dink in your bussy.

[Anonymous No.56672310]

>>56672282
new PlayStation is being released. Remember what happened last time?

[Anonymous No.56672320]

>>56671892
Yes

[Anonymous No.56672324]

>>56671905
It's even more based to operate with complete lack of reference to the current NPC bullshit. Instead of being the reflexive opposite of the herd, become yourself.

[Anonymous No.56672357]

>>56672040
Good. Die you stupid bear, kill yourself on a stream

[Anonymous No.56672364]

>>56672302
I trade on like a month to month basis, so it's not really daytrading. More like a month-trader than a daytrader.

[Anonymous No.56672373]

It's crazy how overbought shit is right now

[Anonymous No.56672380]

What is he thinking right now

[Anonymous No.56672384]

>>56672052
The Taiwan one is fat. And I assume the USA one is a man?

[Anonymous No.56672385]

>>56672380
murder

[Anonymous No.56672389]

>>56672280
I roll my own when I don't feel like going to the store

[Anonymous No.56672390]

>>56671973
I remember a while back, maybe 10 years ago, it was all "young people these days don't even want cars anymore". Then that narrative passed and we're on to new ones. It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.56672393]

>>56672120
What? Only the bottom right is a normal healthy aryan. I look at that picture and see one normal blond girl and five specimens of oven bait.

[Anonymous No.56672398]

>>56672373
right, the only thing backing American dollar and economy is the US military... and no Americans want any part of that scam anymore.

[Anonymous No.56672417]

>>56672380

[Anonymous No.56672418]

>>56672140
did you slurp WEAT or something else? i would like to know more, please subscribe me to wheat facts

[Anonymous No.56672419]

What is the safest, line goes up, boomer stock I can put all my cash in today?
Qqq perhaps?

[Anonymous No.56672420]

>>56672302
Yes, we make money 6 trades out of 7, but that 7th trade is a bad trade and it wiped out all the gains on the other 6 good trades.

Then we do it all over again

[Anonymous No.56672424]

>>56672373
inflation will be low in 2024, and likely bond prices will shoot up massively as world returns into stagflation stage slowly and 1-2 % rates

fear for the best, and hope for the worst!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIiOYin1S-k

[Anonymous No.56672429]

why are bobo's celebrating when SOXL is still green

[Anonymous No.56672441]

>>56672420
Please tell me your 6 next puts. Don't bother with the 7th one. Thank you

[Anonymous No.56672450]

>>56672429
They are so, so desperate for things to crash and break after last year heemed their buttholes and then they thought they had a fighting chance for the last three months. Now they're realizing that the bear thesis is retarded doomer fud but they're tripling down because they've built their identities around it.

[Anonymous No.56672454]

>>56672419
Wait until Monday

[Anonymous No.56672455]

>>56672420
This is why I always inverse smg. Sure I may lose money on 6 out of 7 trades but that 7th trade is a fucking amazing hit of dopamine and keeps me in the game. Then I do it all over until I blow up my account again and work some bullshit job for a month

[Anonymous No.56672457]

>>56672398
>Nazi larper putting his best ally in the oven and instead keeping trannies that were at the front of the line for the oven

This is why no one takes you fags seriously anymore. All you do is have gay sex and snort pills in the trailer park.

[Anonymous No.56672469]

>>56672441
sub 2400 rating isnt she. but smarter than her annoying sister. wgm rating is typically 2400-2500

[Anonymous No.56672474]

BLK

[Anonymous No.56672475]

>>56672418
No I slurped futures

[Anonymous No.56672477]

>>56672393
Yeah you are right, my bad. I must have been looking at something else. The bot right really is an angel in disguise, a diamond in the rough. She just needs a good man to really make her shine, you know?
>>56672373
Shit's just gonna crab a bit and then get overbought again. This market is literally high on money

[Anonymous No.56672482]

>>56672474
Nice try Larry

[Anonymous No.56672483]

>>56672455
Are you sure you aren't just a gambling addict?

[Anonymous No.56672487]

>>56672380
You niggers are so retarded.

[Anonymous No.56672488]

What's a good cigarette company to invest in?

[Anonymous No.56672495]

>>56672488

[Anonymous No.56672497]

>>56672483
umm no if i was a gambling addict i'd be hanging out in vegas flirting with cocktail waitressses and banging hot asian whores and leaving the house and enjoying myself. You can tell i'm a serious investor by the way i'm misreable

[Anonymous No.56672503]

>>56672497
Right.... I'm literally in tears... It's not abou tthe moey it's abou tmy family

[Anonymous No.56672505]

>>56672488

[Anonymous No.56672513]

Oh my god

[Anonymous No.56672524]

>>56672488
Japan tobacco was good before it doubled. Western tobacco companies are so indebted they're like buying bonds meaning the inverse yields.

[Anonymous No.56672526]

>>56672487
You're a massive retard and were right about the crash once. Well, at least you got a movie, right?

[Anonymous No.56672527]

>>56672513
powell will cut rates to avoid a recession this is extremely bullish buy now or be priced out forever

[Anonymous No.56672529]

>>56672488
Phillip Morris, Altria, Imperial Brands.

[Anonymous No.56672537]

>>56672488
No one smokes any more, bucko. Invest in snus companies, literally the future

[Anonymous No.56672547]

>>56672513
>Oh my god it's back to historically normal levels!
>This is the end!
You faggots are so retarded

[Anonymous No.56672552]

>>56672488
Just buy MO

[Anonymous No.56672553]

the market made moves
that i could not foresee
but i might have a
mental deficiency

[Anonymous No.56672563]

>>56672488
Altria group MO, also positioned to profit of marijuana. Good dividends and a recession proof stock

[Anonymous No.56672564]

>>56672537
>No one smokes any more

[Anonymous No.56672572]

>>56672469
Mine is like 1400 and anything higher than that gets my respect desu. I fucked this autistic Indian nurse this year that pretended like she was good at chess (she wasn't). When we fucked I pulled out and came on her and some of it got on her face and she want absolutely apeshit and kicked me out of her apartment. I was like wtf I thought it was pretty hot and most chicks would appreciate the distance but she didn't think it was funny at all. Anyways I guess the moral of the story is that autistic girls while interesting in theory have always been terrible lays.

I'm going to the gym. Later niggers

[Anonymous No.56672574]

>>56672553
We're in the same boat poem anon.

[Anonymous No.56672586]

>>56672572
autistic girls are for breeding not for treating like whores retard

[Anonymous No.56672588]

>>56672553
your mother made noises
which i could not imagine
but she might be
a fat pig

[Anonymous No.56672589]

>>56672574
I can't even afford a boat

[Anonymous No.56672602]

>>56672487
I figured it'd be something like this yeah. Would have been pretty hard for him to have lost money going short the market when for most of the filing period the market was dumping.

[Anonymous No.56672613]

>>56672572
You should only have wholesome sex with autistic girls. This is like rule 1 of fucking autistic girls

[Anonymous No.56672614]

>>56672526
Im sorry you dont know how filings or options work. You probably thought it was a heckin multi billion dollar bet too kek. Go back.

[Anonymous No.56672615]

>>56672589
What the fuck! Neither can I, so how do we get into the same boat, or is it literally over?

[Anonymous No.56672630]

>>56672615
I'm pretty sure this is us on the boat

[Anonymous No.56672635]

>>56672615
you guys can come do slave labor on my boat

[Anonymous No.56672644]

SPY will test 400 before EOY

[Anonymous No.56672647]

So, does burry really post here?

[Anonymous No.56672651]

>>56672630
everybody lived right?

[Anonymous No.56672654]

>>56672586
>>56672613

She literally referred to herself as a "penetration girl" (when referring to how she orgasms) and repeatedly asked me to fuck her harder/was into rough stuff.

The other autistic girl I fucked was this adopted Asian girl that pissed in the back of my car on the first date while I was fingering her and she said "she was still learning how to be a lady"

I dunno bros I'll report back any future experiences but autistic girls seem overrated as fuck

[Anonymous No.56672655]

>>56672647
he did until he was banned for having fun

[Anonymous No.56672666]

>>56672654
god modern dating is so horrific why didnt society just give me a nice girl to procreate through a hole in the sheet with? you casual sex havers are so gross

[Anonymous No.56672673]

>>56672655
What he do? Aren't bans only for 3 days anyway?

[Anonymous No.56672676]

>>56672647
burry and musk are smg regulars didnt you know that

[Anonymous No.56672695]

>>56672676
So you're telling me that someone rich and famous has probably called me a retard or a schizo here? I'm flattered

[Anonymous No.56672710]

>>56672676

[Anonymous No.56672712]

>>56672695
also smg, when you make your first $million via trading, you will finally be able to buy a house like this one, and have a real megamillionaire lifestyle as presendted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77eECXzVHEI

[Anonymous No.56672718]

USB is going to fail next year it was revealed to me in a 6 hour long goon session. Position yourselves accordingly

[Anonymous No.56672727]

>STM

[Anonymous No.56672728]

>>56672630
Well fuck, pleasure being in the same boat with you poem anon.

[Anonymous No.56672730]

>>56672666
I dunno anon I enjoy sluts and don't really view women as real people so it's pretty fun to observe their tendencies. Women have always been this way it's not a modern pbenomenon. As long as you don't take them seriously in any way shape or form it's pretty fun overall meeting randoms

Top one in this pic was the one that pissed in my car. Onna had self harm scars and was into bdsm. Was way too weird for me but she gave crazy deepthroat and didn't see her again after. Anna was kinda autistic too but I kinda miss her bros top tier for sure.

Alright fuck it going to the gym for real now

[Anonymous No.56672732]

>>56672695
Shreklli or whatever his name is posted here and I will always remember that the SIGAmarines blew out his account and cost him a huge chunk of his savings.

[Anonymous No.56672739]

TLT bros...

[Anonymous No.56672745]

>>56672718
What's a goon session?

[Anonymous No.56672750]

>AQB -10%
just got the ping
Lol.
The mutant fish are showing what is really happening in the market.

[Anonymous No.56672760]

lol

[Anonymous No.56672776]

>>56672745
fapping

[Anonymous No.56672777]

I miss BOIL kang

[Anonymous No.56672782]

>>56672760
>If only you knew how hard things really are

[Anonymous No.56672784]

>>56672745
stroke but don't finish for hours on end

[Anonymous No.56672787]

>>56672730

What app is this?

[Anonymous No.56672798]

Who the fuck is buying here

[Anonymous No.56672808]

>>56672798
Me

[Anonymous No.56672810]

>>56672745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXVCuu_bwC4

[Anonymous No.56672820]

>>56672798
literally everyone apparently

[Anonymous No.56672826]

>>56672798
I just bought more NVDA :)

[Anonymous No.56672829]

what the fuck AQB

[Anonymous No.56672834]

Can't be much more of this, been way too green. It needs to pull back

[Anonymous No.56672841]

>>56672798
the people that matter

[Anonymous No.56672845]

STOP SELLING BONDS!!

[Anonymous No.56672859]

>>56672845
Where that nigga who said O was the same as TLT?

[Anonymous No.56672861]

>>56672845
no
>>56672469
WGM is 2300. It's roughly equivalent to the FM (Fide Master) title. Also the reason women use IM and GM if they achieve those and drop the W title entirely.

[Anonymous No.56672876]

/smg/ backwards is /gms/ anons.
>Goy milking system

[Anonymous No.56672880]

>>56672859
No I never talked about O or any other REITs

[Anonymous No.56672881]

>>56672834
I am mildly confident of a brutal pullback starting around 3pm today. Nothing in the macro environment has changed.

[Anonymous No.56672888]

got a poker game with the boys on friday. any tips on how to cheat and win??

[Anonymous No.56672896]

>>56672876
I donate my hard earned money to jews via the stock market gambling game because I'm not an antisemite

>>56672888
hide extra aces in your butthole

[Anonymous No.56672908]

>>56672861
Shit dawg Ima least a selbumteen hunnid big pimpin playa

[Anonymous No.56672907]

>>56672119
1/2 out at 49.50, other half at 48.00. Stop at 51.70.

[Anonymous No.56672912]

Save
.
Oil
.
Sirs

[Anonymous No.56672918]

i just sold. realized 6k gains. go on without me o7

[Anonymous No.56672920]

>>56671722
I bought some TKO

[Anonymous No.56672928]

>>56672888
Be a slight of hand card mechanic wizard at stacking and fake shuffling like me and team up with someone so you don't take the heat for winning

[Anonymous No.56672929]

>>56672845
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/mcdonalds-careers.html
No

[Anonymous No.56672934]

>>56672908
This is a good bobo. I have saved it for future bobo posting.

[Anonymous No.56672937]

>>56672787
Bumble

>>56672777
I've been here for two days nigguh

[Anonymous No.56672943]

Why BTC pumping again?

[Anonymous No.56672956]

>>56672943
A Bitcoin ETF or some shit is about to get approved/listed on the stock exchange or some.shit lmao

[Anonymous No.56672970]

bros is it true that if the fed does cut rates way too fucking much in 2024, it could possibly trigger another great depression?

I've seen a lot of doomer tards on fintwit talk about lately...

[Anonymous No.56672973]

>>56672876
Calm down Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.56672977]

>>56672943
shh dont tell anyone, normies are out of the market while btc reaches 100k. literally ive seen zero headlines in media about btc and /biz/ activity by statistics is NOW ALL TIME LOW which is great sign. when btc reaches near 80-100k then you will have the euphoria of generap public rushing in

[Anonymous No.56672978]

RETAIL mumus are you ok? Are you okay? Bobos are you okay okay?

No yall both deadEAD!

Da da da daddddddddaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.56672987]

>>56672943
You mean I won't be able to afford a 20k purse every month? THATS UNACCEPTABLE

[Anonymous No.56672998]

Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.56673008]

>>56672918
You have been blessed by the glorious Lum. I hope you appreciate Lum's kindness

[Anonymous No.56673013]

>>56672977
I sold all my bito when it hit 18

[Anonymous No.56673017]

>>56672937
>I've been here for two days nigguh
I'm talking about the BOIL king. That one fag that spent 2 months slurping a 70% BOIL decline, calling us all retards the whole way down.
Dude's a legend in this general. I have no idea who you are, but even if you were once the BOIL kang, it's not who you are today. He's gone forever.

[Anonymous No.56673018]

>>56672970
In the past, a scenario has played out where Fed starts cutting rates and the market does not react in a positive way, continues to dump. Mega crash happens when Fed and government have no power to stop the selling.

[Anonymous No.56673023]

>>56672998
We are gonna go into an inverted head and shoulders and pump even higher

[Anonymous No.56673026]

Fuck I sold my MARA too early again. Been swinging it a bit. Oh well, profit is profit even though I almost never top til it

[Anonymous No.56673037]

>>56672956
i think that etf is structured so that they'll be buying actual bitcoin to fund it also which should increase demand supposedly

[Anonymous No.56673039]

Sell

[Anonymous No.56673047]

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE FAKE RALLIES AND GOING UP AND DOWN 10K TO END UP WITH THE SAME MONEY, I WANT TO PUT ALL MY DOUGH ON "O", SVOL AND BRK.B AND WAIT 5 YEARS, WOULD THAT MAKE SENSE SIRS???

[Anonymous No.56673051]

>>56671722
China bros, we're so BACK

[Anonymous No.56673055]

>>56672956
I thought they were talking about that weeks ago, did it get postponed til today or is this a different one or what?

[Anonymous No.56673058]

>>56673051

[Anonymous No.56673065]

nikkei just hit all time high since 1989 (when dividends are not counted in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDO4rMbSQA

[Anonymous No.56673067]

>tfw you just need to do nothing but wait for the BTC etf to get approved
It really feels like we already made it.
Feels so fucking comfy.

[Anonymous No.56673068]

>>56673008
she's been so good to me you have no idea. no matter how much of a retard i am, she's always been there for me

[Anonymous No.56673072]

>>56673039
No
>>56673051
>>56673058
Gentleman

[Anonymous No.56673075]

>>56673055
it is not approved, none of them are and there are several proposed with blackrock being the biggest company, probably wont have a final decision until january

[Anonymous No.56673085]

>>56673067
is that all i really need to do? i feel like i should be buying something in order to prepare how is the BTC etf approval going to make me rich if i do nothing?

[Anonymous No.56673089]

>MARA +12

[Anonymous No.56673103]

>>56673017
I am many things. I think DKNG and CCL were my earliest shills and I went to the movie nights with buyDKNG as my username. Then I moved onto DRIP shilling and made like $15,000 on DRIP calls while oil princesses posted Jewish lies about $200/barrel oil. Then I bagheld BOIL for a bit until that printed too.

There was some other faggot that did a bunch of nerdy posts about BOIL but I was always the KANG

[Anonymous No.56673107]

>>56673085
just buy miners like MARA if you don't want to hold spot BTC

[Anonymous No.56673120]

the shitcos are going up, time to take profits

[Anonymous No.56673139]

I fucking hate bulls so much. Seriously fuck you all fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.56673145]

>>56673139
hi incelico
still seething I see

[Anonymous No.56673156]

>>56673139
>I fucking hate bulls so much. Seriously fuck you all fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.56673163]

>Delinquency rates are rising fastest for lower-income areas, but each income quartile area has rates at or above their 2019 levels, per the Fed

>Credit card delinquencies are rising particularly quickly for those with auto and student loans, per the Fed

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha I remember that home depot anon talking about retards buying trees and halloween shit for hundreds of dollars the other day lmao

[Anonymous No.56673190]

>>56673163
>no student loans
>car paid in full when i bought it

feels good

[Anonymous No.56673192]

>>56673163
>buying halloween shit for hundreds of dollars
I do this

[Anonymous No.56673194]

>>56673139
Look anon, you don't get the opportunity to short a nasdaq that has run 13% in under two weeks very often. It does a mild retrace and you make plenty even if the medium term trend has indeed reversed.

[Anonymous No.56673197]

>>56673163
one of home depot's highest margin products is an 8 ft tall plastic skeleton, I'm not kidding

[Anonymous No.56673200]

>>56673103
The BOIL kang has fallen. Long live the kang.

[Anonymous No.56673206]

>>56673192
>he doesn't harvest his own locally grown free range skeletons from the local graveyard

[Anonymous No.56673208]

>>56673194
Shorting here would be retarded. I’ll buy SQQQ calls once it falls to $13.

[Anonymous No.56673213]

JP Morgan lost hundreds of millions shorting the market last week.
L a u g h

[Anonymous No.56673216]

>>/biz/thread/53883710#p53884357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ

[Anonymous No.56673225]

>>56673075
Ok thanks

[Anonymous No.56673226]

>>56673197
I looked at what they got and one of them is a jack skellington statue that's 14ft tall and sings all day.

$400 for that shit. What the fuck are normies thinking.

[Anonymous No.56673230]

>>56673213
the real question is how is JP Morgan not completely bankrupt after that Cramer tweet about them being a fortress.

[Anonymous No.56673234]

TGT calls up 8x-10x...all you had to do was spot the sideways/bottom trend and bet that it would surge back up to the higher top of channel after earnings. the downtrend was clearly over once it started crabbing. oh well. hindsight is 20/20. didn't think about it, even though i went to target multiple times in the past couple weeks. wtf is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.56673239]

>>56673163
>retards buying trees and Halloween shit for hundreds of dollars the other day lmao
Every time i go in there and see that shit i ask myself who has the money to buy it... i never thought anyone would go into debt for it, Absolute insanity.

[Anonymous No.56673243]

>tfw we get chips now too
MSFT just cant stop winning.

[Anonymous No.56673245]

>>56673206
It's crazy
There's just free bones down there and no one seems interested in them. Maybe we can start a SPAC company to set up a junior bone mining operation

[Anonymous No.56673253]

>>56673234
Don’t remind me of the worst fuckup of my life (this would be 50k now)

[Anonymous No.56673254]

Someone try and justify this bullshit bubble. S&P belongs at 1400-1600 tops.

[Anonymous No.56673265]

>>56673226
not spending money on useless plastic disposable plastic bullshit is anti-capitalist and anti-semitic. You don't want to be called a racist do you? Then fucking buy the singing skeleton nigger

[Anonymous No.56673266]

>>56673139
just take the L and sell your puts

[Anonymous No.56673277]

>>56673230
they're working on it

[Anonymous No.56673281]

>>56673234
>stock market dick in hand general

[Anonymous No.56673282]

>>56673254
fed is going to cut rates to avoid the oncoming recession and this is bullish because it will avoid an oncoming recession therefore the economy is going to heal. We have successfully landed softly and takeoff is commencing. Buy now or be priced out forever.

[Anonymous No.56673285]

>chuds don't understand why owning a 14-ft tall talking skellington is a great conversation piece and icebreaker
>probably won't even fit in their roach-infested studio apartment

[Anonymous No.56673286]

>>56673068
Same. I almost lost it last year but was brought back from the brink... all thanks to Lum.

[Anonymous No.56673288]

Did anyone buy this? I post once a day about it going back to $350.

[Anonymous No.56673289]

>>56673208
I screencapped this just in case.

[Anonymous No.56673296]

>>56673285
you seem to think talking to people is a good thing. Oversocialization leads to mental illnesses, I suggest you see a brain doctor.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.56673308]

>>56673216
1% mumu posts
19% crab & cash
80% bobo posts

[Anonymous No.56673311]

>Oversocialization leads to mental illnesses

[Anonymous No.56673341]

>>56673226
This one? Bitches love Halloween shit

[Anonymous No.56673342]

>>56673285
kek

[Anonymous No.56673343]

>>56673308
>harby is here
market crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56673367]

POWER HOUR PLEASE I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.56673375]

White girls politicing that’s the Sara palin

[Anonymous No.56673382]

>>56673341
yeah that's the one. good luck to normies that live in windy as fuck states like Wyoming or Nevada kek.

[Anonymous No.56673385]

I just got TWO NO GO'S IN A ROW ON MY INDICATORS!

[Anonymous No.56673392]

>H5N1 outbreak in Italy
>Fatality rate is 53%

Bros are we getting another happening? Should I load up on medical stocks again?

[Anonymous No.56673396]

>>56673375
I'd im-palin Sara if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.56673402]

>>56673392
You just reminded me of that stupid med company /smg/ was investing in for that faggot std and got heemed lol

[Anonymous No.56673410]

>>56673392
Toilet paper futures

[Anonymous No.56673416]

>>56673392
Bill Gates did say the next plandemic will get peoples attention this time, unlike the 99.8% covid survival rate

[Anonymous No.56673418]

>Soros Fund Management, the asset manager for billionaire George Soros' Open Society Foundations, has sold its 10,000 shares in Nvidia, $NVDA, and added 80,000 shares in Taiwan Semiconductor Manufactoring Company, $TSMC

uhm

[Anonymous No.56673424]

>>56673402
It is as actually one of the more amazing things /smg/ has shilled. I made money on the way up and even more on the way down. I tried to tell faggots to switch over to puts at the obvious top but they kept calling me a nigger

[Anonymous No.56673430]

>>56673418

[Anonymous No.56673435]

>>56673392
Hope yall got vaccinated folks

[Anonymous No.56673440]

>>56673402
>got heemed
We doubled our money and had 2 weeks to sell for 20+ when cases went down. Nobody held past that. We literally were shilling it at $9. Probably the most fun smg has been since 2020.
SIGA btw. Got me to 6 figures. So you’re either a newfag or just a fag because that was a good time.

[Anonymous No.56673443]

>>56673424
that was one of the biggest bubble signs that /smg/ just kept jumping between random etfs to shill
>semi etf!
>fuck, medical etf!
>fuck, back to semis!
>FUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.56673449]

3 pink no go's in a row, is it our time now for sour hour bobros?

[Anonymous No.56673457]

>oil
what's going on?

[Anonymous No.56673460]

SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA

[Anonymous No.56673479]

>>56673457
The world doesn’t need oil anymore chud.

[Anonymous No.56673490]

>>56673457
mostly U.S. producers screwing the pooch

[Anonymous No.56673499]

>>56673457
Iran is dumping their bags in preperation for a hot war that isn't going to happen

[Anonymous No.56673501]

>>56673460
is gay sex back on the menu?

[Anonymous No.56673505]

>>56673457
we're setting up for another pandemic for 2024

[Anonymous No.56673535]

>>56673501
there's some serious jumps on that chart fuck that would be hard to daytrade. I sold way too early but at least i got out with a profit

[Anonymous No.56673540]

>>56673457
The world has moved on. Renewable Diesel, Sustainable Aviation fuel, ethanol.
Leave the drills behind. It's time to embrace the future.

[Anonymous No.56673542]

>>56673443
Uh no, SOXL and SIGA were shilled at different times and anons made a lot of money off both. Most SOXL shilling was done at $30 btw. SIGA is also a single company, not an etf.
You ok anon? Get your memory checked.

[Anonymous No.56673553]

>>56673392
>a flu with a fatality rate is 53%
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.56673564]

>>56673553
This is bullish

[Anonymous No.56673571]

>>56673418
so I guess WW3 is canceled huh

[Anonymous No.56673581]

>>56673535
same- i waited too long thinking it was just a fast pump and dump... that scam went on for some time. COVID scare really helped.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.56673582]

>>56673418
NVDA is the next TSLA
and TSM is making ATH
so why not both

[Anonymous No.56673583]

>>56673571
I'm sure they'll think of even more ways to fuck with us. But we're not going down, they are.

[Anonymous No.56673634]

>>56673571

Are you retarded? China is going to invade Taiwan, take over Taiwan semiconductors (and pump them up) and destroy/take the nvidia and otjer semiconductors plants. NVDA down, Taiwan (China) semiconductors go up. Read between the lines

[Anonymous No.56673636]

So, any bobos waiting til tomorrow or Friday to go short, thinking we might crab another day or two and then dump? Or is this green just gonna go on forever?

[Anonymous No.56673638]

>>56673418
>10,000
$5 million worth of NVDA stocks is nothing...

[Anonymous No.56673644]

Here's the evaluation my financial advisor team gave us. Team consists of analysts, data scientists, programmers and financiers, all of which are skilled in multiple different areas.


We are projected to have a complete and total crash by the end of the year.
If we don't have one by the end of the year, then the crash will occur the year after that.

Here is what will happen:
1. US will stop paying out war bonds
2. Banks will lose the majority of the money from their investments and go bust
3. Unsuspecting customers with money in banks will lose ALL their money


What will survive?
1. Honest and moral businesses
2. Resources disconnected from banks, which make money for you(assets)
3. Skilled labour will win within 3 years.

What CAN happen?
1. New currency (Disaster for money holders)
2. No new currency (Fantastic for money holders)


Best economic plays of this year are this:
1. Invest LIGHTWEIGHT (30k) investments in cheap, moral business stocks, this lifeline albeit not needed, will yield economic results.
Moral = moral services and products to people and current rulers (not too expensive, not useless), business = Offers a unique product/service that you can actually buy and physically touch, the more organized the business the better.
2. Sell off investments/stocks in immoral companies at good times, these companies have a very good chance to lose everything by the end of the year, you might just need to accept the losses on these companies, your money is already gone. Immoral companies do not sell a unique product/service or their service is immoral.
3. Start your own business with ASSETS.
4. DO NOT TAKE LOANS.
5. Money is needed for buying but risky.

Simplified heuristic algorithm for best results for everyone:
1. Evaluate your investment position.
2. money -> Sell/buy stocks at good times to make your position LIGHTWEIGHT -> excess money -> asset if you KNOW it will make money OR research assets, trial/hire skilled labour, SELL PRODUCTS.

[Anonymous No.56673653]

>>56673644
gay

[Anonymous No.56673659]

>>56673644
lol

[Anonymous No.56673660]

Schizo poster please take your meds

[Anonymous No.56673670]

>>56673581
The WHO faggots were trying to stay relevant after COVID and kept talking about it. The media also ran with it because only faggots were getting it

[Anonymous No.56673684]

>>56673644
What about AI taking all the jobs, is that why it says skilled labor?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.56673696]

>>56673644
>Sell/buy stocks at good times

[Anonymous No.56673697]

>>56673583
Aren't Xi and Biden meeting soon?
China cracking down on their fentanyl imports to US is supposed to be a topic. I'm betting China is going to maintain the status quo. Xi doesn't have the balls to risk facing the US and he can't afford a poor economy back home. I have a strong suspicion we've been in an increasing cyber war with China for sometime already. It's a new kind of war

[Anonymous No.56673700]

>>56673660
No sir, I am off that herb that weedle deedle dee

[Anonymous No.56673712]

>Oil down
>Copper up
>Steel down
Wat? EVs once again coming back? They were just FUDding against EVs a couple weeks back. It's all over? Copperbois, are we back?

[Anonymous No.56673713]

>>56673644
>peak schizo
>calls the voices in his head a "financial advisor team"

[Anonymous No.56673716]

>>56673644
How bout I just all in on SQQQ calls that sounds more fun

[Anonymous No.56673717]

Do with this what you will, but you can essentially violate real estate contracts all you want since it costs 30k+ to bring an action to court.

[Anonymous No.56673723]

>>56673715
>>56673715

[Anonymous No.56673730]

>>56673139
This but with bears

[Anonymous No.56673735]

>>56673717
i would do this in a heartbeat if i had any idea how to profit off it

[Anonymous No.56673756]

>>56673684
Yeah I checked with my programmers on this one and they all said AI doesn't take jobs, it just makes some business processes more efficient.

They all use ChatGPT, but say ChatGPT cannot build advanced programs.

[Anonymous No.56673790]

>>56673418
Where is this quote from?

[Anonymous No.56673819]

>>56673716
Yeah the financial advisors and programmers say that abusing supply and demand by convincing people to buy stuff with programmed advertising is immoral and just causes a redistribution of wealth not the creation of wealth.

[Anonymous No.56673833]

>>56672732
Oh God, that's right. Add a repeat of that to the list of reasons we want mpox to mutate.

[Anonymous No.56673881]

>>56673697
This week, maybe today.

[Anonymous No.56674068]

>>56673713
There is also a military advisor: Robert E Lee born 1807
He says we know the financial position is fuckin lost, we are just making things difficult for the enemy. You idiot lol.

[Anonymous No.56674108]

>>56673819
Dude go listen to my chemical romance with that edgieness.

[Anonymous No.56674337]

>>56672730
casual sex is fucking disgusting.