/BBBY/ Bed Bath & Bey∞nd

[Anonymous No.56665177]

>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/theppshow/
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl

>Brandon Adam Meadows and his $10.85 billion Claim
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/17jwic2/brandon_adam_meadows_and_his_1085_billion_claim/

>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/

>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/

>The BLIND bid IPO
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/141skyc/the_blind_bid_ipo/

>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/

[Anonymous No.56665188]

>>56665177
>Latest hires

>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/

>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival/

>Carol Flaton - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028

>other info
>Kais Maalej The OTC King
https://nitter.net/kaismaalej/status/1705623469386309955

>ONLY THE YOUNG
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/16naect/poop_rc/

>umm uhh uhh uhhh uhhh
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleOnerousCoyotePJSugar-z9qYvrP5icgqvDRr (embed) (embed)

>The PP Show Livestreams
>10/23/23 - Kory talks about bots, social media manipulation, & infiltration
https://www.youtube.com/live/y3gseS1QfxU?feature=shared&t=2237
>9/12/23 - AJ
[YouTube] ThePPShow BBBYQ Livestream 9/12/23 We Won!!! GUEST BIGGYSMALLZZ! (embed)
>7/26/23 - Bill Pulte Interview
[YouTube] ThePPShow BBBYQ Livestream 7/26/23 BILL PULTE INTERVIEW! (embed)
>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit we can go back to hating each other later
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain

>As always
Kek bondies
Previousneed on /BBBYQ/:
>>56649195

[Anonymous No.56665261]

First for Phil the shill announcing distraction season is open. Thanks Phil!

[Anonymous No.56665288]

…… it’s been 84 years

[Anonymous No.56665334]

I have 4100 shares of Bbbyq

How much money will I have anons? Looking to pay off rest of my mortgage and get a few side bitches with my wife’s approval. Life’s good.

[Anonymous No.56665752]

>30pbtid
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.56665796]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/17vhkhd/whats_happening_here/
What is happening

[Anonymous No.56665815]

>>56665796
We need trimbath beefing on hep c boy as a bingo square now sigh

[Anonymous No.56665838]

>>56665796
Old people being cringe. Kek.

[Anonymous No.56665866]

>>56665334
Correction, you have 0 shares of BBBYQ, they were cancelled. Meanwhile I still own a sizeable amount of dogshit, which is why my portfolio is worth more than yours.

[Anonymous No.56665937]

Ken looking rough in that interview today and slurring like usual. He went from looking like a slightly older Andrew Sorkin to George Bush Sr in like 3 years. Stay off the bottle, kids.

[Anonymous No.56666109]

LMAO at the thread pushing WeWork pretending to be what GME and BBBY are. Absolute desperation from you lads

[Anonymous No.56666146]

>>56666109
We fucked up. We gave them months worth of data on how to sneed. We were too good. Better to just ignore the distractions and let the redditors buy them. Distraction season is back and squeezes are in the air. Shit is about to get silly.

[Anonymous No.56666177]

>>56665866
kek shillies scared gravy train coming to an end lolol

[Anonymous No.56666196]

Right now????
Rut roh
Shillies our response?

[Anonymous No.56666203]

>>56665937
Funniest part of the interview. Ken is asked a question about retail investors who think Wall Street is unfair. He makes a joke that “the people he hires are experts, they will beat a retail investor every time. It would be like if we went on the street and asked someone to moderate this interview” and the fucking lady says “they just gave me these questions to ask”. BWAHAHAHAHHA. Ken she just told everyone you pre-wrote your own questions. Even a random dumb fuck on the street wouldn’t do that. Maybe a random dumb fuck could also trade better than a citadel employee…

[Anonymous No.56666230]

>there's still a BBBY thread
This is the most pathetic thread on 4chanz worse than anything on /d/ or /trash/, and worse than the schizo babble that gets posted to /pol/. This is even more pathetic than the socials threads on /b/ and the child grooming general on /j/. All of you, rope immediately

[Anonymous No.56666240]

>>56666230
Whoa whoa whoa, chill out, pedo anons will post your thirsty child pics soon.

[Anonymous No.56666463]

Hey dogshit seafood, it's way past your bedtime kindly fuck off

[Anonymous No.56667256]

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

[Anonymous No.56667272]

>>56666109
>>56666146
>what GME and BBBY are
>ignore the distractions
Heh, ironic

[Anonymous No.56667302]

>>56667256
>>56667256
I feel bad that this is what Doug Shit thinks is "clever"

> No wonder the DOJ is going after the "smartest guys in the room"
> Say hello to Dennis and Lisa for me, won't ya Doug Shits and Meltdownies

[Anonymous No.56667305]

>>56666463
Your whole Doug.feud makes no sense.
What exactly is Doug trying to get you to sell or stop you from doing?

[Anonymous No.56667373]

>>56667305
He wants us to sell our TEDDY shares when we get them, his "closed" shorts off BBBY will turn into a very large short position of TEDDY when it happens. He also won't be able to naked short TEDDY because shares will be on tZERO blockchain.

[Anonymous No.56667437]

>>56667373
>short positions on this security will magically be transferred to that new security
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.56667457]

>>56667373
>his "closed" shorts off BBBY will turn into a very large short position of TEDDY when it happens
explain how a broker would tell you "your short position is closed, we're done" and then open a new one later without your consent

[Anonymous No.56667656]

The merger was never about preserving NOLs. Only shills pushed that idea.

[Anonymous No.56667664]

>>56667373
>shorts off BBBY will turn into a very large short position of TEDDY when it happens.
There's no shorts on BBBY anymore, it's fully defunct.

[Anonymous No.56667667]

>>56666203
Obviously… it’s not like these people are agreeing to walk into a blind interview that could paint them in a bad light. It’s scripted propaganda

[Anonymous No.56667688]

>Baggies cannot refute this

[Anonymous No.56667700]

>>56667457
THEY JUST WILL OKAY, GEEZE

[Anonymous No.56667825]

>>56667688
the unsecured creditors committee wanted to monetize the NOLs aka cash them out right now, shareholders want the NOLs to be preserved for future use

[Anonymous No.56667838]

shills are midwits, they can't read between the lines on what RC is doing, i highly doubt he's stupid enough to allow pulte and marcus lemonis to grift us if there's nothing happening behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.56667848]

he's playing doctor manhattan on Mars. He doesn't think about you.

[Anonymous No.56667858]

>>56667825
Except you cannot 'cash out' a NOL. lmao this is next level goalpost shifting cope

[Anonymous No.56667865]

>>56667858
on the pp show they said they hoped to be able to apply them retroactively under the CARES act

[Anonymous No.56667871]

>>56667865
So to eligible NOL beneficiaries? Those who've held over 5 years and/or possess over 5% equity?

[Anonymous No.56667887]

>>56667865
>on the pp show they said
Midwit identified

[Anonymous No.56667950]

[Anonymous No.56668044]

>>56667838
>they can't read between the lines on what RC is doing
which is nothing
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.56668098]

>>56667373
What you said makes no sense as an answer or as its own statement.

[Anonymous No.56668163]

>>56667457
https://usbankruptcycode.org/chapter-7-liquidation/subchapter-iii-stockbroker-liquidation/section-741-definitions-for-this-subchapter/

[Anonymous No.56668235]

>>56668163
????

I can't follow schizophrenic thought
can you please interpret?

[Anonymous No.56668242]

>>56667858
The screenshot literally, LITERALLY says monetize the NOL's. Glenn was always doomed to failure and that is the best possile outcome.

[Anonymous No.56668244]

>>56668235
>>56668235
>>56668235
I can explain, what's your name? I can give you a consultation.

[Anonymous No.56668258]

>>56668244
Clint

[Anonymous No.56668271]

kek glennies

[Anonymous No.56668338]

>>56668244
keith

[Anonymous No.56668482]

Damn dougy thinks he can avoid lying to virtu investors by playing stupid about what’s happening. Not warning your investors of a risk as serious as this is a felony. Gg no re dougy, go get my money for me. Ken your next.

[Anonymous No.56668544]

15th today. Possible there may be some schitzo happenings.

[Anonymous No.56668759]

>>56668242
>Creditors are not getting something
>This is good for shareholders who absolutely won't get anything unless creditors are made whole first
Ok baggie

[Anonymous No.56668813]

>>56668759
It's the ad hoc bond holders who literally only bought bonds to shit up the process. Another anon outlined how they can simply be issued new bonds in the reorginisation and be made whole at 0 cost, although they'll be lucky to even get that if it's shown they held a short position and were trying to sabotage the company.

[Anonymous No.56669267]

>>56668813
>Another anon outlined how they can simply be issued new bonds in the reorginisation and be made whole at 0 cost
niggerfaggot isn't going to be too excited about that

[Anonymous No.56669367]

>>56668044
Are you saying that a Jew is working for free for no reason and sitting idly by while his gme position is decreasing by hundreds of millions of dollars?

[Anonymous No.56669498]

>>56669267

[Anonymous No.56669725]

Why does this thread keep getting made? The shares were cancelled so there is no need to keep making these threads.

Thank you for reading my blog post.

[Anonymous No.56669754]

>>56669725
To provide us with your seethe, we are milking your seethe daily. My garloids be eating good

[Anonymous No.56669938]

>>56667373
>when we get them
Boy do i have news for you

[Anonymous No.56669954]

>>56669725
Say something negative about Ken Griffin

[Anonymous No.56669968]

>>56669938
I’ve got some for you.

[Anonymous No.56669982]

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>>56658217

[Anonymous No.56669999]

WAGMI check em

[sage No.56670016]

>>56669999
nice

[Anonymous No.56670044]

So the french faggot it baking fake threads now kek, what an actual incel loser

[Anonymous No.56670062]

>>56670044
He does it for free

[Anonymous No.56670078]

>>56670062
truly a retarded specimen

[Anonymous No.56670337]

It’s so quiet.

[Anonymous No.56670343]

>inb4 i get sneeded for this

>>56658217
>>56658217
>>56658217
>>56658217

i'm up 70 fucking percent and still have my shares
this shits going back to double digits at the bare minimum
BBBYQ got barbecued
come join the dark side bros

[Anonymous No.56670351]

UltimateRetard, I already know you’re typing your daily update right now, just give it up.

[Anonymous No.56670378]

>>56670343
Oh never mind, there you are. Let NF run the wework project, you trying to get involved just means it will fail. NF is the only competent employee and you keep trying to get in his way because you’re jealous. Go try to get the upboat slaves back on your side. Your engagement numbers are way down and melties are starting to wonder if they too can get a hot wife by buying meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.56670380]

[Anonymous No.56670400]

>>56670380
Now go look up who owns BBBY Acquisition Co., LLC

[Anonymous No.56670422]

>>56670380
buybuybaby.com is live? Bullish

[Anonymous No.56670432]

>>56670378
>isn't even aware who he's talking to
>in my absence begins to call everyone Chadshill
>still cannot even detect my posting style after 3 years
>calls himself a schizo
surprise motherfucker

[Anonymous No.56670476]

[Anonymous No.56670532]

Random meme stocks absolutely flying on no news. Uh oh hedgies.

[Anonymous No.56670600]

>>56670532
>GME up 3%
>BBBYQ up 0%
>absolutely flying

[Anonymous No.56670910]

>>56670600
Those aren't the ones I was reffering to

[Anonymous No.56670949]

I'm gonna predict Monday morning

[Anonymous No.56670985]

>>56670949
GME looks like it wants to run and if thanks giving is to be made good again, then it's going to happen soon. With BABY launching on the 18th then it hopefully does something soon. I think the majority of people have stock market fatigue now

[Anonymous No.56670989]

>>56670910
>posting in king kike general
>please disregard the king kike stocks

[Anonymous No.56671000]

>>56670989
What does Ryan Cohen have to do with bbbyq? Kek.

[Anonymous No.56671017]

>>56671000
>ryan pumping and dumping bbby right before bankruptcy has now been memory-holed
sasuga

[Anonymous No.56671026]

>>56671017
But he’s not involved with it in anymore right?

[Anonymous No.56671058]

>>56667437
It’s not magical, you’re more fucked than you think fool, otcmarkets data ftw!

[Anonymous No.56671066]

>>56671026
baggies itt will claim otherwise but yes that is correct

[Anonymous No.56671090]

>>56667664
Looooool surpriiiiise

[Anonymous No.56671118]

>>56671066
Then why bring him up?

[Anonymous No.56671124]

>>56668235
>Law
>can’t schizophrenic
Lolwut?
Shills can’t read

[Anonymous No.56671141]

>>56668482
(Caption) Cramer
>I’m tired boss

[Anonymous No.56671156]

>>56669498

[Anonymous No.56671180]

>>56669999
Holy mother of Jesus checked

[Anonymous No.56671207]

>>56671156
Ayo baggies. I just went and shoved a towel up my ass and ripped out my colon lining. That's what I think about your stupid towel stock. Whatcha think about dat? b...baggies.

[Anonymous No.56671220]

>>56670400
Ohhhhhhh snap we’re back

[Anonymous No.56671227]

>>56671220
You’re not, company stopped existing months ago. You’re never getting your money back. Thanks for playing!

[Anonymous No.56671237]

KEK DUMBFUCK DOUGIES

[Anonymous No.56671252]

>>56671227
>>56538225
>>56538229
>>56538426
>>56538414
>>56538392
>>56538619
>>56538660
>>56539061
>>56539429
>>56540768
>>56541225
>>56541303
>>56541445
>>56541602

not a single one of you can refute any of this

>NOL's (Net operating loses) to be carried over to the going concern means that at least 50% of shareholders must be made whole in the new equity to not force a change of ownership
>Rule 382 stipulates this
>Rule 382 has been discussed by lawyers
>Shares were stopped trading due to this fact as expert markets could effect the use of NOLS
>Bonds are now trading again, which means that shares WILL be trading again shortly
>Shares WILL be reissued again as part of the going concern of the new company
>The BABY has been sold as part of the divestment as per the dockets showing
>Lawyers are now all paid up which means the deal is done

[Anonymous No.56671254]

>>56671227
Bbby acquisition corp LLC WEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD

[Anonymous No.56671273]

>>56671118
because baggies itt claim otherwise nigger can you read?

[Anonymous No.56671300]

We've been acquired and SIX MILLION dollars of NOLs have been preserved.
Bros.
We are ALL about to be vindicated.

[Anonymous No.56671337]

>>56670380
>>56671058
>>56671237
>>56671300
>check broker
>I now have 300 shares of Buy Buy Baby, Inc.
>I used to have ~15,000 BBBYQ
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56671342]

>>56671252
>>56667688
Too slow with your cope, baggie

[Anonymous No.56671350]

>>56671300
Vindication is ALMOST worth as much as the money, though the money can buy things and vindication can't sometimes a moral victory is sweeter

[Anonymous No.56671376]

/our judge/: What's your motion?
Glenn: I don't know.
>shills in shambles

[Anonymous No.56671382]

>>56671376
That day I knew we had won, no one makes a fool of themselves professionally if they aren't grasping at straws

[Anonymous No.56671495]

>>56671382
Yep. It was cringy to watch Glenn flail.

[Anonymous No.56671518]

>>56671337
What broker.

[Anonymous No.56671548]

GME maxis still cant work out what it was lol

[Anonymous No.56671610]

>>56671337
That would cause a squeeze because the shares given to the brokers would be insufficient to cover the liability they have. They don't want to be net short so the shorts would be naked short shares too. And these shares when delivered will be undervalued and entice buying from investors AS WELL as shorts panic closing.
Your margin accounts are now blown the fuck out and they don't even realize it yet.

[Anonymous No.56671754]

if you think 6 billion dollars in losses from bbby are great why not invest in wework ticker:WE they have 17 billion in losses and are also bankrupt

[Anonymous No.56671795]

>>56671754
you niggers are too obvious

[Anonymous No.56671833]

>>56671795
They’ve been slaving away to get this psyop set up and it’s already floundering. Recruiting predditors and offering $4k a month did not attract the best talent. Who would’ve thunk it?

[Anonymous No.56671850]

>>56671795
>>56671833
remember when shills would screech about how a shill is someone who promotes a stock, and since they were railing against BBBY the label didn't apply to them?

crazy

[Anonymous No.56671867]

>>56671850
Israeli playbook. Control the language, control the narrative.
>that’s not the right term
>you can’t call us bumpbaggies
>I’ve been a 4chanster for years and let me tell you how it works
Act fucking normal and maybe you’d convince a single person.

[Anonymous No.56671868]

Hedgies on ledgies.

[Anonymous No.56671876]

I will be getting $6 million per extinguished share in CASH, and equity and new shares in Teddy.

This is all provable on reddit if you dyor

5 more days.

[Anonymous No.56671879]

kek platinumShitcakes is now posting her "DD" on remastered, that is after Jake2B schooled her on things she "felt like" and didn't actually know, now she's a bankruptcy expect after being on a spaces call with Dougie Dick head

[Anonymous No.56671888]

Buy Buy motherfucking hedgies is now live, oh lawd. and it;s owned by the bbby acquisition company.

[Anonymous No.56671916]

>>56671888
when that S-1 form drops I'm going to print it, shred it and snort it. That shit is going to be fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.56671918]

>>56671795
>>56671833
so you dont want any shares in wework becouse they are bankrupts and are 17 billion dollars in debt?

[Anonymous No.56671947]

If we could get bomb drop after bomb drop today that would be great.

Treat these hedgies like Gaza.

[Anonymous No.56671948]

>>56671879

i watched it yesterday. The second hand embarassment I felt for the pink tranny was off the charts. I still am baffled at the audacity of these shills to accept these kind of debate invitations. It would be more logical for them to hide behind a subreddit where they can have complete control

[Anonymous No.56671952]

>>56671918
>it's bankrupt and in debt therefore its a good play like bbby
>nevermind it artificially popped up overnight as soon as dougie is about to have his asshole shredded
Buddy we're out here reading DD, not just blindly jumping onto every bankrupt company that pops up

Fuck off shilly

[Anonymous No.56671955]

Really beginning to visualize being super rich and free soon.

[Anonymous No.56671959]

>>56671948
it's called hubris

[Anonymous No.56671975]

>>56671948
She went on a space call with doug after he barely said anything and now thinks she's a bankruptcy expert.

It's absolutely hilarious, right after Jake schooled her too, I've never seen such delusional woman.

[Anonymous No.56671982]

>>56671975
>woman
bbbro i have some news for you

[Anonymous No.56671996]

Good day, baggies! Looks like today's cope is that Buybuy Baby, which was previously purchased from the bagholder estate by Dream on Me, is now finally going live. Now baggies have two unrelated companies to harrass on twitter. Will Mark Serure have to resign, just like Beyond's Jonathan Johnson did? Can't wait to find out.

[Anonymous No.56672000]

>>56671982
haha wouldn't surprise me, another melty that's ,a tranny is HannahReloaded Seems being a melty attracts mental illness.

[Anonymous No.56672012]

>>56671952
They can’t keep their little thread alive without us coming in and shilling against their psyop. So this is how they try to rile us up? Weak. Their whole psyop seems to overlook that we don’t care about them at all. They also can’t stop mentioning bbby points in that thread. Absolutely mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.56672019]

>>56671996
The pedophile is here, right on time!

[Anonymous No.56672025]

>>56671982
Platinum sparkles is a bigger tranny than Lyn Alden.

[Anonymous No.56672026]

>>56669754
>the people laughing at me are SEETHING
>the people who told me not to make a doomed investment are SHILLS
loving the newspeak here

[Anonymous No.56672034]

>>56671975
Imagine posting on remastered, which is meltdown 20. Think about that for one second, she is deliberatly liasing with downies, who shit on GME, willingly. I think most people have realised SS is kompromat by now,.

[Anonymous No.56672041]

kek stupidfuck BBBaggies

[Anonymous No.56672059]

>>56672034
I just don't understand how she's still a mod, it's baffling.

[Anonymous No.56672066]

Meanwhile, Alex Zarac has asked Marcus Lemonis for clarification himself, which was an honestly unexpected move, as it helps his grift to put words into other people's mouth and never get anything definite. Lemonis, on the other hand, has been ignoring the baggies before and after the question, really channeling his inner (((Cohen))). Maybe you can sue him for a pump and dump, too, see if that will get him to tell you that you don't own any shares, just like Cohen did.

[Anonymous No.56672075]

>>56672019
He was here earlier but had to get NF to bail him out while he went for a wank break. I bet if they offered $5k a month they could’ve found a shill who’s not a pedo.

[Anonymous No.56672087]

>>56671876
What are you talking about? It is only two days, as has been predicted by BBBYQ's most accurate DD writer.

[Anonymous No.56672108]

>>56672066
Know what goes great on grilled Seafood? Lemonis.

[Anonymous No.56672117]

>>56672066
Also G3y id Topkek

[Anonymous No.56672132]

>56672087
Why are downies so cringe? More so than redditors........ oh wait

[Anonymous No.56672138]

>>56672108
Least unhinged baggie DD today.

[Anonymous No.56672145]

>>56672087
I believe it's 12 trading days, so by next Tuesday

[Anonymous No.56672151]

>>56672145
kek, I should have expected that. Well played.

[Anonymous No.56672198]

>>56672132
Fartnite

[Anonymous No.56672235]

All of those naked shorts are going to transfer over to a naked short position in an undervalued equity instantly blowing out every margin account overnight.
This is going to be amazing at the amount of salt.

[Anonymous No.56672267]

Why is Linda Yaccarino wearing BLUE if Twitter isn't connected to Beyond and Teddy? Check and mate, shills.

[Anonymous No.56672307]

>>56672235
But dog seafood said that he studied law for 20 years and that it’s impossible. Why would he lie?

[Anonymous No.56672316]

>>56672235
correct, the naked positions are whats the real issue and if the TSO doesn't marry up with what it should be, uh-oh stinky

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.56672337]

>>56672307
He's about to get VirtuFinancial prolapsed and sent into receivership and topple over others with his counterparty derivatives risk and no one is strong enough to prevent the carnage caused by his ILLEGAL trading strategy.

[Anonymous No.56672342]

hello

[Anonymous No.56672378]

Doug Cifu looks like the adult version of the spoiled and obnoxious kid from grade school that would always throw a temper tantrum if he was losing or wasn't getting his way.

[Anonymous No.56672404]

>>56672342
Hi Ryan

[Anonymous No.56672519]

>>56672378
I’m glad I’ve lost at many points in my life. Made me less insufferable than I would’ve been. I’m still pretty damn annoying though. Doug is about to lose for the first time. How long do you think it will take before the loss sinks in and he becomes a better person? I say 5 years.

[Anonymous No.56672632]

>>56672378
You are literally the only one losing and not getting his way.

[Anonymous No.56672648]

>>56672632
hedgies on ledgies bud.

[Anonymous No.56672717]

>>56671996
There’s pedo anon!

[Anonymous No.56672748]

[Anonymous No.56672763]

member when

>Shills screamed dilution then none of those hit the market
The algo went ham shorting
>Reverse split then yoinked
the algo went ham shorting
>A billion bobbies traded in a day
The algo went ham shorting
>Announced CH11
The algo went ham shorting

They trapped the liquidity fairy with its cock in the cookie jar

[Anonymous No.56672856]

>>56672763
I love it when a plan comes together

[Anonymous No.56672958]

>>56672763
We are literally going to be millionaires.
The algo was probably comically easy to trick, too. They put out all kinds of headlines and let the algo go crazy only to find out they were writing checks they couldn't cash. And the trading strategy they used was one that has the potential to cause losses in excess of the original investment.

[Anonymous No.56672995]

WAGQOJNW

WE'RE ALL GONNA QUIT OUR JOBS NEXT WEEK!

[Anonymous No.56673122]

>>56672995
WAGTETNW

[Anonymous No.56673223]

>>56672856
Companies wind up not down

[Anonymous No.56673231]

WAGKOODOTRIIGB

>we’re all gonna kill ourselves on day of the rope II: Gustavo’s Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.56673246]

>>56673231
Your gonna rope when your bond bags are 50x heavier

[Anonymous No.56673273]

>>56673231
>we

[Anonymous No.56673275]

>>56673223
Interesting choice of words

[Anonymous No.56673383]

>>56673246
daily reminder that this scenario leaves sharebaggies at a 100% loss

[Anonymous No.56673386]

>>56673275
We're winding sideways into a new company.

[Anonymous No.56673401]

>>56673386
I only wind diagonally.

[Anonymous No.56673465]

This is what you get. You fucked around and found out. Bbby was always a distraction from the alphamax triple spin 400d chess that is Lehman brothers. Sorry you didn’t buy a ticket before it was too late

[Anonymous No.56673466]

>>56673383
No shareholding here, I just like to kek the gme fudniggers trying to divie up their time between the gme, bbbyq, and now the wework threads - what garbage jobs for garbage boys, can't wait to see you faggots get overworked and underpaid in the /ted/ threads.

[Anonymous No.56673493]

>>56673465
>another 1pbtid shilling lehman bros
Jesus, is it really that bad over there at shill farm

[Anonymous No.56673823]

>>56673466
>gmenigger laughs at bbbyq for going to 0 to cope with the fact that gme is just barely trading over $50 pre-split
soon bro, please hold just a little longer
i know bed bath didn't work out, but surely ryan won't let us down

[Anonymous No.56673855]

BBBaggies are going to get nothing and none of them can refute this fact

[Anonymous No.56673883]

>>56673823
Real version here

[Anonymous No.56673886]

just a quick psa for all 4channers itt that if you kek bathniggers you are by proxy kekking the gamecocks as well as both rick and morties fall under the same king kike expanded investment universe

thank you

[Anonymous No.56673906]

>>56673886

[Anonymous No.56673921]

the actual real version

[Anonymous No.56673930]

>shills repurposing memes
kek intellectually bankrupties

[Anonymous No.56673948]

>>56673930
>shills repurposing memes
>>56673883
>>56673921

[Anonymous No.56673999]

>>56673921
This is the best version.

[Anonymous No.56674057]

>>56673999
your OC is cringe and shit and im embarrassed that you’re going to wagmi with me
i filter you in almost every thread

[Anonymous No.56674110]

>>56673275
There is no winding down act, there is a companies winding up act. Winding up is legal terminology, winding down is fluff buzzword.

[Anonymous No.56674130]

>>56673386
This

[Anonymous No.56674147]

>>56674110
That was the point of the post, thank you for repeating the words already posted

[Anonymous No.56674198]

Hey baggies, I heard about the NOLs, that really sucks huh? Guess you won't all be millionaires after all.

[Anonymous No.56674251]

>>56674057
poojeet detected

[Anonymous No.56674254]

>>56674198
>inb4 'it was never about the NOLs' or 'heres how berNOLs can still win'

[Anonymous No.56674312]

>>56673823
>asks gme to kek bbby
>buys bonds
>bonds get heavier
>surprised he gets kek'd
sasuga dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.56674362]

>>56674312
>buy deeply discounted bonds
>receive a single coupon payment that covers 90% of the cost of my entire position
>now holding the cheapest yolo lottery ticket that will pay me ~70k while risking around $100 if i don't sell
>baggies who are down literal tens of thousands on kikestop after 'muh battle for $180' ignore this response for months so that they can reply to anything i post with 'kek bondies'
>inb4 you have no rebuttal, because you never do after i correct you
sasuga

[Anonymous No.56674412]

>>56674362
Things aren't looking very good for bondholders, when even creditors have been scrambling to sell their BBBY debt to somebody else lately. Of course, any bad news for bbbondholders mean disaster for bbbaggies, but that's only great if you aren't invested in either.

[Anonymous No.56674472]

>>56674412
if every king k stock investors only lost $1000 or less i wouldn't even be in these threads
however most baggies make the gayest fucking stock on the market their literally bank account and now it's worth 70% less
and now they wanna kek me for being down only $100 on a yolo
somebody who bought their GME stack on the same day that i bought my bondbag is literally down more than i am right now
these are the very same redditniggers that believe they've outsmarted le hedgies
just fucking lol

[Anonymous No.56674486]

>>56674472
>inb4 sneeding my jeet-tier grammar
i was snapping my big tiddy gf guys sry

[Anonymous No.56674514]

>>56674198
>>56674251
>>56674254
>>56674312
>>56674362
>>56674412
>>56674472
>>56674486

[Anonymous No.56674821]

Are you ready for what comes next, frens?

[Anonymous No.56674834]

>>56674362
>But I'm not the BIGGEST baggie!
>Here's 10 ways Bondies can still win
cope

[Anonymous No.56675135]

>>56674834
>putting words in my mouth
i don't think bondies can win
but bondies that bought pre-final-coupon payment (like me, the BBBondchad) avoided the great BTFO that bathniggers and gameniggers suffered
your rebuttal?
more pants-shitting copium?

[Anonymous No.56675185]

>>56671337
dem digits dont lie

[Anonymous No.56675295]

Even if shares came back, wouldn't shorts be unequivocally NOT fucked since they already cashed out?

[Anonymous No.56675310]

>>56674486
>be me
>fucking gf, 0 foreplay (pointless), pump 3 times and spurt my cummies
>wow that was great, I’m gonna roll over to clock my time kekking baggies
>no I won’t get in trouble that agent you talked to wasn’t actually serious
>why are you asking why I have so many pictures of this whale on my phone?
>it’s for my job
>ok well then just pout
>I’m gonna post that I just blew your back out
Do shillies really?

[Anonymous No.56675330]

So these are basically the real GME threads now as well as they are essentially unusable now because of a single faggot french cunt?

[Anonymous No.56675345]

>>56675330
Have been for a while, welcome fren.

[Anonymous No.56675393]

>>56675295
>too many shares of bbbyq in existence
>brokers have a ledger of all of these shares
>new equity granted to existing shareholders
>former bbbyq holders have a total share amount that exceeds the expected amount of new equity
>someone will need to provide the new equity to those they "borrowed" from
You can figure out the rest

[Anonymous No.56675433]

This has to be the most melodramatic faggot I have ever come across. Get over yourself and cut the histrionics nigger. No wonder your 4/10 gf left you. holy shit

[Anonymous No.56675470]

>>56675295
>already cashed out
citation needed

[Anonymous No.56675576]

>>56675470
go to any previous thread, it's been proven and reproven

[Anonymous No.56675644]

>>56675576
and yet no examples actually exist

[Anonymous No.56675672]

>>56675295
prove it

[Anonymous No.56675734]

>>56675644
>>56675672
do you guys know of any company that had their shares cancelled and their stock delisted, which then went on to issue shares of a different company back to former shareholders?

just curious.

[Anonymous No.56675790]

[Anonymous No.56675802]

>>56675790
I take that as a no

I also haven't heard of this ever happening. Maybe it will, but I don't see why it would.

[Anonymous No.56675811]

Sneedlioning time is over

[Anonymous No.56675812]

>>56675734
why can't you just provide proof instead of asking more questions?

just curious.

[Anonymous No.56675825]

>>56675734
The stock wasn’t cancelled nigger it was recalled. Why are you living in a thread for a bankrupt stock that shouldn’t matter to you at all?

[Anonymous No.56675829]

>>56675812
if you don't accept as proof the fact that all shares were cancelled, you aren't living in reality and no proof can satisfy you.

[Anonymous No.56675842]

>>56675825
>The stock wasn’t cancelled nigger it was recalled.
ah, you think there's a difference?
>Why are you living in a thread for a bankrupt stock that shouldn’t matter to you at all?
morbid curiosity about what happens when you guys finally realize the truth.

[Anonymous No.56675849]

>>56675842
morbid curiosity has kept you here for over 2 years lmao

[Anonymous No.56675886]

>>56675849
I showed up when they got delisted
I was curious why we had a thread about a company that's obviously going to zero.

now I know. It's a bit horrifying, but also like watching a train wreck in slow motion and getting to hear the thoughts of everyone inside.

[Anonymous No.56675908]

>>56675849
>Noooooooo you must have an encyclopedic knowledge of the stock market and every instance of CH11 in history and provide me with exact answers I could google
>I'm just here for fun
Shills really are retarded

[Anonymous No.56675915]

>>56675842
You should be more curious about what thoughts race through someone when they jump from a really high ledge. You don’t even know what you’re talking about and you dare to condescend and suggest someone doesn’t realize the truth?

[Anonymous No.56675947]

>>56675908
>I can refute any point you make instantaneously whilst simultaneously not having any skin in the game and merely here for "the kecks"
>"Show my position? You show me yours!"
I just feel bad for them at this point, this is truly the duality of man

[Anonymous No.56675957]

>>56675947
it truly is playground tier childish nonsense from them

[Anonymous No.56675958]

>>56675886
You’re an expert right? Can I ask why shares in Sears and blockbuster weren’t recalled in the same manner.

[Anonymous No.56675975]

>>56675957
I've got a mod from gme_meltdown in my inbox at the moment, I'm actually trying to console them to find out who they are.

Just curious.

[Anonymous No.56675982]

>>56675915
>You don’t even know what you’re talking about and you dare to condescend and suggest someone doesn’t realize the truth?
that's why I asked

do you know of a company that "recalled" shares and then handed out shares in a different company to former shareholders?

I'm no expert but it seems the very first thing you should ask is "has this event I'm hoping for ever happened before?"

[Anonymous No.56675994]

>>56675975
Well seen as PlatinumQueefCakes now posts on remastered then it wouldnt surprise me that she is one of them

[Anonymous No.56676043]

>>56675886
can you not even provide us with a bit more substance than this? it's very boring and i need something to keep me awake otherwise It's beddy bo's for me.

[Anonymous No.56676050]

>>56675825
>The stock wasn’t cancelled nigger it was recalled.

I'm not seeing this statement being challenged as much as I was expecting, so it has me curious. Can anybody refute this or prove what this fag said is correct? I haven't been following everything very closely since April. I'm a gme fag, I didn't put any money in bbby because all my money was going into gme, lrc, and link lol, so I kinda of looked passed it. I see you guys are still here despite the ticker being 'gone'. I'm willing to listen

[Anonymous No.56676069]

>>56676050
just so happened to notice this thread whilst on your way to /gme/ huh?

[Anonymous No.56676076]

Anyone else have Schwab/TDA another leak of some kind occurred. A cash value of asset/cash was deposited into this guy's account, that he doesn't control.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/17w6kar/schwab_sma_figure/

[Anonymous No.56676107]

>>56676069
Yes. Like I said I haven't been following things as of recent, I only pop back in here or there. I woke up at 6am this morning to go hunting and noticed an alert showing me gme was up 10% in the pre market at the time. I didn't see any news on my broker page related to gme so I figured I would check biz to see if anything came up

[Anonymous No.56676132]

>>56676050
>I'm not seeing this statement being challenged as much as I was expecting,
there's no point in challenging it

according to the internets the stock was voided and cancelled. People here disagreeing with reality and clinging desperately to falsehoods is par for the course.

[Anonymous No.56676159]

>>56676132
Reality is being decided in this very thread. Make your peace.

[Anonymous No.56676163]

>>56675958
>recalled
no recall, cancellation and ticker deletion. shares were not returned to the company. See neelay das case where butterfly lawyer argued a recall would have been pointless
>why not Sears
BBBY successfully speedran the bankruptcy process and was able to convince a judge 100% without a doubt equity was out of the money. It took longer to do that for those stocks.

[Anonymous No.56676171]

>>56674147
Shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.56676172]

>>56676159
yes, a common trope of the schizophrenics is if they believe hard enough, reality must bend to their will.

lots of crazy people locked up in hospitals or sucking dick in the park disprove that notion.

[Anonymous No.56676213]

>>56676163
>It took longer to do that for those stocks
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.56676232]

And yet shills still here. “I cHeCk iN oNcE a wEeK”

[Anonymous No.56676251]

>>56676172
Damn, Doug must need to be administered a pill cocktail immediately.

[Anonymous No.56676261]

>>56676251
For context, I mean for believing a company with no debt and a billion dollars in cash will go bankrupt. He really thinks he can make reality his. Strange guy.

[Anonymous No.56676262]

>>56676213
The schizophrenic hunts for perceived errors and inconsistencies in the narratives presented to them. If they find what they believe to be an error, they take that as evidence that the entire narrative is false, and can be replaced with their preferred narrative.

this results in believing ludicrous fables assembled from their own misunderstandings and a healthy dose of apophenia.

your belief that you're going to be a millionaire from a bankrupt company can be medicated away. But you don't want that, because it feels far better to have false hope than to accept reality.

[Anonymous No.56676271]

>>56676261
not sure who doug is or what company you're talking about. BBBY is already bankrupt, and undoubtedly out of cash.

[Anonymous No.56676328]

>>56676271
please explain, in extreme detail, why you are so sure the company is done

[Anonymous No.56676351]

>>56676328
all the shares are gone and short positions cashed. don't need more detail.

[Anonymous No.56676383]

>>56676328
>in extreme detail,
see
>>56676262

you want extreme detail so you can detect seeming inconsistencies in the narrative and use those supposed inconsistencies as reason to reject the narrative.

nothing I say wrong, no detail I don't know, will change the facts of the matter.
>>56676351

[Anonymous No.56676411]

>>56676351
I believe you completely. What should I do now?

[Anonymous No.56676466]

>>56676383
Yes, you are correct that if I find evidence to be wrong or inconsistent, I will doubt it's accuracy. That's what you're supposed to do. One cannot declare facts as absolute without any support. At that point it's little more than a religious argument. You have strong faith in a thing you yourself cannot verify.

[Anonymous No.56676516]

>>56676466
the error is in rejecting an entire narrative because one small detail is inconsistent

or accepting an entire narrative because one small detail seems to fit your preconceived notion.

for example, you could collect thousands of tiny hints and indications that something that has literally never happened before is going to happen, and those thousands of hints don't outweigh the fact that the thing has never happened before. It's an error in weighting information. Loosely we call it apophenia. The tendency to look for patterns that don't exist. To make patterns out of random data.

[Anonymous No.56676563]

>>56676516
>>56676383
>>56676271
>>56676262
holy shit dude its a fucking towel store chill out

[Anonymous No.56676581]

>13pbtid
He’s writing a psychology dissertation for free on a Cambodian cameltoe appreciation forum.

[Anonymous No.56676595]

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.56676606]

>>56676581
Nothing I have to say is new or controversial. Certainly nothing you could get a dissertation out of. Cherry picking and apophenia have been known since ancient greece, and probably well before that.

[Anonymous No.56676630]

>>56676595
Kek. Im in shambles.

[Anonymous No.56676645]

>>56676516
A thing not having happened before does not bar it from ever happening. Retail direct registering a 3rd of a publically traded company never happened before and yet gme did it. I've never been shot before, but if someone sketchy is walking towards me with his hand suspiciously in his pocket I'm not going to deny the possibility of those small hints.

It comes down to cost benefit analysis. Take the amount of circumstancial evidence, weight what you stand to lose or gain from taking a particular action, consider how much you want to risk in said action, take your desired action.

In my case for instance. In the event you're right the following happens.

You gain:
nothing

I lose:
roughly 1K USD

in the event I am right.
you gain:
nothing

I gain:
immense life changing generational wealth

I personally think that what I've seen is enough to place that bet, as the potential upsides are hundreds of magnitudes greater than the potential minor losses. You do not share such an opinion, and have opted not to place said risk. However, your continued insistance that I reorient my thinking to mirror yours when you believe this is supposedly over with no way for either of us to change our already chosen course is suspicious. Thusly I'm inclined to believe you are either motivated by monetary means, or just one of those egotistical people that has a very intense need to not only be right about something but also force everyone else to acknowledge that rightness.

tl;dr I bet because I like the odds, you folded. The last card is being flipped and neither of us can change what's going to happen either way.

[Anonymous No.56676707]

>>56676645
Yep, black swans and the problem of induction have also been known since ancient greece.

you also overlook a third option, we're both wrong. Or a fourth, you're right but the outcome is not what you expected.

I don't require you to change your thinking to mine. I am only curious if you're aware of your thought process in arriving at your conclusions. I believe you have thought a bit about your actions, but not a lot. I've probably spent more time thinking about your bet than you have. Which is also fine. Overthinking leads to inactivity, while placing lots of long-shot bets is likely to pay off eventually.

[Anonymous No.56676751]

>>56676707
There’s literally nothing anyone can do. What exactly is your goal? If the shares are truly gone they’re gone and no one can buy or sell. What do you hope to accomplish? This seems less and less like curiosity the more you post.

[Anonymous No.56676776]

>>56676751
>What do you hope to accomplish?
I hope to learn

I want to understand. If not bankruptcy law and practice, then how and why people cling to hope.

[Anonymous No.56676812]

>>56676776
>how and why people cling to hope.
Is it your first day here? This isn’t even the first of these. Are you curious about why the sun rises every morning even though it does so everyday?

[Anonymous No.56676839]

>>56675310
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.56676877]

[Anonymous No.56676891]

Baggies be like
>ima get lambo
I be like
>then wheres the lambo

Explain this????????

[Anonymous No.56676933]

>>56675825
>The stock wasn’t cancelled nigger it was recalled.

[Anonymous No.56676935]

>>56676891
it'll be delivered in T+2-weeks

[Anonymous No.56676951]

>>56676812
4chan isn't at all representative of the rest of the world. Where I live most of you probably wouldn't go out in public much, and I'd almost never have a chance to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.56676979]

>>56676951
>4chan

[Anonymous No.56677014]

how do i updoot this post for visibility fellow 4channelers?

[Anonymous No.56677174]

>>56677014
That’s the neat part
You dont

[Anonymous No.56677187]

>baggying gme 3 years post-squeeze
>not a redditor
you can pick only one

[Anonymous No.56677191]

>>56677187
Ser this is a bbbyq thread.

[Anonymous No.56677203]

>>56677191
kek i forgor
there's no difference anyways
>inb4 muh no debt cope
i don't care

[Anonymous No.56677291]

>>56676159
I love it when baggies try to speak like some wise sage. You aren’t some esoteric scholar. You’re a gullible loser who flushed a bunch of money on a ludicrous get rich quick scheme lmfao
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.56677372]

Damn these shills REALLY picked up steam this January. I’m really glad they care about my investments and keep up to date on complex legal filings. Good thing they have warned me about the evils of a man who almost liquidated wallstreet (until they literally had to shut out a significant portion of the market from buying) by sending a letter to the board and buying into gme during early/mid 2020, and has been undertaking the same process with bed bath and beyond. Also good thing a $10,000 a month corporate action software suite stated the company was sold in January 2023 where shortly after Ryan Cohen tweeted how the government should stop shooting down his balloons.

Rc is nice and all but these benevolent actors who are looking out for my interests in what is ultimately a closed financial system, where one naturally becomes curious as to why these equity ordinators have such undeniable conviction for saving me from losses, as if their own livelihoods depend on it?

It’s just too bad all these stock market knights weren’t able to warn investors of bear sterns, which was followed by Lehman brothers. I heard they were busy helping others in need so it’s all ok.

I’m also really glad that the overwhelming majority of the 4th estate is completely captured by corporate interests. I think it’s truly wonderful that they are promulgating the information surrounding bbby (which has clearly been set as a top priority) so that retail can be saved from further losses. This actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, as the media has established a precedent of looking out for the interests of retail traders, along with the middle class over all.

I genuinely feel like I’m apart of a thriving community with heathy core values because of all these wonderful, organically occurring, well intentioned actors who are here to help learn the truth and convince me to sell. I have never felt so loved.

WAGMI so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.56677443]

>>56677372
Imagine the onions face faggot who typed all this horse shit up ha ha

[Anonymous No.56677454]

>>56675982
>has this event I'm hoping for ever happened before?

Does it really matter?
>Something hasn't happened before
>Therefore it can never happen ever
That's actual retard-tier logic

[Anonymous No.56677468]

>>56677454
>That's actual retard-tier logic
yes, you are a retard if you think that's what I meant.

not surprising to find retards itt though.

[Anonymous No.56677486]

I bought 1000 lottery tickets from people that lost. My bull thesis is that Ryan Cohen is going to pay me for them. Prove me wrong in extreme detail.

[Anonymous No.56677515]

>>56677468
The mask slips.

[Anonymous No.56677546]

>>56677486
I cannot

[Anonymous No.56677573]

>>56677515
how so?
anon created a false dichotomy

I never said it's impossible. I just said afaik it's never happened before. There's probably a reason for that. It might be impossible under current conditions. Like it's probably illegal to go into court and say you don't have the assets to pay back your creditors, and then suddenly find a few billion dollars to hand out to shareholders.

more likely, it's possible but just a really dumb thing to do. Why would a company that owes you nothing suddenly decide to pay you back? Out of the goodness of their hearts? lol
Nobody WANTS to pay shareholders anything, and unless the judge orders them to, they don't have to.

[Anonymous No.56677585]

>>56677573
Damn you’re right. I’m gonna go and sell all my shares now. Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.56677592]

>>56677573
this is probably the biggest logical problem on display here

even if you find a mechanism for HOW they could pay you back,

you still haven't found a reason WHY they would pay you back.

[Anonymous No.56677647]

>>56677585
you can't
because they're worth nothing
there's nothing to sell
you lost and we're laughing at you for being a jew-trusting redditnigger
i promised bathniggers i would kek their bags and keep the general baked for a full year after their shares were thanos'd and i intend to keep that promise
picrel

[Anonymous No.56677684]

>>56677647
>i promised bathniggers i would kek their bags and keep the general baked for a full year after their shares were thanos'd and i intend to keep that promise
Based

[Anonymous No.56677690]

>>56677647
>we're laughing at you
not at all. The sooner they relax and accept their fate, whatever that fate may be, the sooner we can get rid of these threads and you for baking them.

[Anonymous No.56677698]

>>56677647
>spending all day on a thread to laugh at baggies
>for free
>for a year
fuck thats sad

[Anonymous No.56677702]

>>56677647
That’s kind of the point of my post Niggerfaggot. You’re not the only one laughing. lol lmao.

[Anonymous No.56677724]

>>56677690
the more seethers the better
>>56677698
>spending all day on a thread to get laughed at for being a baggie
>lose every cent invested into a billionaire jew's pump and dump
fuck thats sad

[Anonymous No.56677736]

>>56677724
>"n-no you"
lmao

[Anonymous No.56677754]

>>56677698
You will never be a real baggie. You have no shares, you have no equity, you have no bags. You are a delusional holder twisted by shills and PPSeeds into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lack of shares behind closed doors.

GME Baggies are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks of evolution have allowed GME Baggies to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even BBBaggies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a GME Baggie. Your post syntax is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a DDslave home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cancelled, non-existent BBBags.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with the letter from your broker confirming the cancellation of your shares, and your tax documents for the rest of eternity will reflect the losses you incurred after the cancellation. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record of ownership of cancelled shares.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.56677757]

>>56677724
>the more seethers the better
for the lulz yes

but they're going to go away soon, and you're gonna be taking up valuable real estate that could go to another shitcoin thread or our 5 billionth "I'm a millionaire that can't afford a house" thread, or some other worthy and useful scam or scheme.

[Anonymous No.56677764]

>>56677757
CS/NF is welcome to kek the BBBaggies in the GME thread.

[Anonymous No.56677771]

>>56677736
>>"n-no you"
>lmao
lel

[Anonymous No.56677774]

>>56677764
yes, consolidation is the answer

if GME still exists by that time.

[Anonymous No.56677784]

>>56677774
the entirety of /biz/ will be a /gme/ thread.

[Anonymous No.56677795]

These TEDDY shares I'm going to get? I'm not selling any until Dougie is liquidated.

[Anonymous No.56677860]

>>56677795
are these teddy shares in the room with us now

[Anonymous No.56677882]

Comfy threaded frens
>>56677856
>>56677856
>>56677856

[Anonymous No.56677968]

>>56677860
Every share of BBBYQ will be converted to a share of TEDDY, Every short position of BBBYQ will be converted to a short position of TEDDY. Dougie is short millions of BBBYQ @ $0.07, which will convert to a short position of TEDDY. TEDDY will go to thousands per share, so Dougie is fucked.

[Anonymous No.56678009]

>>56677754
>tl;dr
lot of words to tell me you're mad

[Anonymous No.56678231]

>>56678009
He’s mad

[Anonymous No.56678294]

>>56678009
It's the shills that are in shambles.

[Anonymous No.56678776]

>>56675393
There are no shares in existence though

[Anonymous No.56678832]

*cellar boxes u*
>no wait this can't be happening shorts have to close