/smg/ Divergences how do they work?

[Anonymous No.56664314]

Da da da da da vegence da da da da

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56664323]

C3.ai because I’m a friend. January 2sd calls

[Anonymous No.56664326]

What do I buy to impress my sister and her friends?

[Anonymous No.56664329]

We tried to save you

[Anonymous No.56664330]

My unleveraged stocks disgust me

[Anonymous No.56664332]

do i quit my job (warehousing) and do a master of business

[Anonymous No.56664334]

>>56664330
How are the options chains looking for them? Few months out, a little out of the money, baby you got some call action going.

[Anonymous No.56664335]

I can't remember the last time I had gains like this. It feels like ages ago. I am so used to only losing money and slowly bleeding out over the past 2-3 years now that seeing this feels so foreign. Here is hoping the market does not have another catastrophic crash again like in 2008 even though all signs have been pointing to it.

[Anonymous No.56664337]

>smg is buying and bullish
>I am selling bagged gains and going to be a degenerate whore with them

You were supposed to buy in October.. I even came to this shit hole and spammed the "October is the historically worst month" chart a few times. You niggers never listen. I bet you didn't even go to the gym today. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.56664340]

>>56664326
5>2>1>3>4

[Anonymous No.56664341]

>>56664332
>master of buisness
whoa, then you'd be too high status for hanging around here

[Anonymous No.56664343]

>>56664332
you should get your foot in the door at a large corp with proficiency in Excel and you'll be golden

[Anonymous No.56664345]

>>56664335
What are your holdings?

[Anonymous No.56664350]

>>56664318
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.56664354]

>>56664345
60/40 boomer mutual funds

[Anonymous No.56664355]

>>56664335
why dont you just buy into QQQ if youre happy with literally 1% gain nigga got dyamm

[Anonymous No.56664359]

>>56664337
>bragging about 3 figure gains

[Anonymous No.56664360]

>>56664340
Honestly... I can stand behind this statement.

[Anonymous No.56664365]

>>56664337
I did buy in october, shut up retard. The fact youre withdrawing from your brokerage account at all speaks volumes.

[Anonymous No.56664366]

>>56664354
Oh yeah, that's an absolute ponzi just begging to be slaughtered by stagflation. 2024 might see things turn around a bit though.

[Anonymous No.56664367]

Do I buy SOXL or SOXS at open tomorrow!?

[Anonymous No.56664375]

>>56664367
Short SOXS

[Anonymous No.56664377]

>>56664326
>>56664340
Looks like they're all the same girl with different makeup.

[Anonymous No.56664379]

>>56664367
SOXL because government funding passed and PPI comes in cool

[Anonymous No.56664380]

>>56664367
50% SOXL, 50% SOXS

[Anonymous No.56664386]

>>56664359
I literally have $5000 in unsettled funds just from today faggot. Fight me. Thanks for buying my shit after it pumped 20%. To the moon fren just hodl from 30 years.

[Anonymous No.56664388]

>>56664334
The leaps actually look pretty good. Narrow spread, decent open interest for good liquidity. I will consider this at length

[Anonymous No.56664392]

Hey, I don't mean to spam it or anything but uranium isn't cooling down at all.

[Anonymous No.56664407]

>>56664365
You just hoard your gold coins like a Jew and look at them? I would actually rather have tangible sexooo and drugs for the holidays. You faggots are always so mad when anyone here makes money.

[Anonymous No.56664410]

Ok for those who want to know the nitty gritty Sprint-Jetblue details; https://s24.q4cdn.com/507316502/files/doc_downloads/2022/JetBlue-and-Spirit-to-Create-National-Low-Fare-Challenger-to-Dominant-Big-Four-Airlines.pdf.. Blunt speak; Jetblue is forking out cash for every Sprint share you own. Not stock, cold hard green cash. Once the Judge rules in favor. You also get a 0.10 cent divvy each month on every Sprint Share you own while you wait for the big payoff. November month payout is soon.

[Anonymous No.56664420]

>>56664407
I had the two cords i needed set aside, CAUSE I AINT NO DUMMY (i hope)

they're my last two cords internet and power

[Anonymous No.56664425]

Why are the finance boomers so mad inflation is coming down?

[Anonymous No.56664427]

[Anonymous No.56664431]

Why are the markets betting on an imminent return to easy money policies, low interest rates and infinite qe because of a recession BY LITERALLY bailing out any and all recessionary catalysts and tendencies (which were in their infancy, at best)!?!?!?!?!?

What's the endgame here?

[Anonymous No.56664434]

>>56664410
You can also link this dude's writeup for a lot of the details: https://twitter.com/Jackedtothetit1/status/1719103949540597935

Here's hoping you and me both get PAID, KO Boomer.

[Anonymous No.56664443]

>>56664425
The way they calculate health insurance inflation really is quite fucked. "Krugman winning a Nobel" fucked.

[Anonymous No.56664450]

>>56664431
Their engame is to fuck your puts in the ass until you capitulate and then sell you bags before they rug you again. Same as it ever was and you faggots just keep buying the top and shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.56664451]

>>56664410
Spirit headed to 5, this dad is being spoon fed but laced with arsenic. Trust the memes. Use the force. C3

[Anonymous No.56664460]

>>56664431
Theoretically the current monthly and weekly labor market and inflation stats match up with a soft landing. Jay pulls back on the rate hike throttle as we taxi to the gate and, brother, we're home free. SPY 500 Eo2024.

[Anonymous No.56664461]

>>56664340
All men.

[Anonymous No.56664465]

>>56664407
I'm mad all the time I'm like the hulk of financial decisions

[Anonymous No.56664468]

>>56664434
We're all going to get paid. I'm excited for the day I see 6 figs of gains overnight.

[Anonymous No.56664469]

>>56664451
Dd*

[Anonymous No.56664473]

>>56664450
>Same as it ever was and you faggots just keep buying the top and shorting the bottom
check pic related and lower your tone
yours truly

[Anonymous No.56664483]

>>56664443

[Anonymous No.56664485]

Damn it's going off the chart

[Anonymous No.56664488]

>>56664326
Those are all men

[Anonymous No.56664490]

>>56664443
Well the bright side, at least to my understanding, is that the Fed uses PCE which calculates it differently and doesn't have the same issue

[Anonymous No.56664497]

>>56664431
Market knows the only way out is to kick the can down the road even more. EVERY SINGLE RECESSION in the modern monetary theory era has and will be more inflation. Dont you fucking get it? Jpow can talk a big game but thats all the Fed is, talk.

[Anonymous No.56664499]

>>56664485
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.56664501]

>>56664451
>>56664410
>>56664434
>>56664468
yeah this shit reminds me of the Bed bath and beyond or AMC schizos
>industry in decline
>worst of the companies starting to fold
>surely this is not going to happen look how cheap it is buy buy buy
>all of retail catch a falling knife and hold until bankruptcy
why the obsession with failing companies instead of good companies I will never understand

[Anonymous No.56664508]

>>56664485
I rember this chart. What it do again?

[Anonymous No.56664509]

>>56664499
The chart showing my different values over time

[Anonymous No.56664513]

>>56664501
C3.ai is also a scam but it’s actually going to pump.

[Anonymous No.56664516]

>>56664326

I DESERVE to fuck all of these girls.

[Anonymous No.56664519]

>>56664465
Kinda based but you will learn to hide your power level a bit with age. I only act like a nigger around women (they like niggers and dogs) and on 4chan. Don't let emotions fuck up your trades fren.

>>56664473

I seriously doubt the FED plays the Grinch that stole Christmas and hikes in December. I don't really give a fuck I'm just watching until a pullback because today felt pretty fake and gay

I was working at an estate sale last week and this old Jewish woman that worked for a bank had this shit in her collection of Jew gold.

[Anonymous No.56664526]

>>56664460
There will be no landing, nothing touched the ground.
There was no recession, is no recession and every recessionary tendencies have been pre-bailed-out by the market behavior on bonds and commodities over the past two weeks.
I'm not even that surprised by the action in the stock market, which I still think are irrational exuberant, especially these kind of gains in such a quick manner of time. I'm more focused in on bonds and commodities, to a lesser extent.
The economy is literally firing on all of the cylinders and all of a sudden the market decided to discount debt for the debtors a whole lot more when the 10y yield hit 5%. I mean, economy strong, business strong, debt...getting cheaper!?
What's the logic behind that except irrational "front running" with expectations of an immediate shift in monetary policy, which by the action of the market participants they themselves are preventing.

I'm honestly confused.

[Anonymous No.56664527]

>>56664501
If I could program in an automatic "sell when the ruling is made" order, I would. So too would everyone else gambling on SAVE I think.

[Anonymous No.56664529]

>>56664509
Ok, but what is it?
If it's forward projections, why are there 6 different graphs all hitting distinct values today?
Do you operate 6 different portfolios?

[Anonymous No.56664541]

>>56664519
I dont really actively trade I just buy for 6months ideally a year minimum. I did buy more 2x nasdaq 100 with the october dip to get rid of my last bit of cash. Funny that both octobers were times to buy

Also been holding AVAV and KTOS which I've shilled here sporadically, but I bet nobody has bought alongside me

[Anonymous No.56664555]

>>56664519
>I seriously doubt the FED plays the Grinch that stole Christmas and hikes in December.
I agree with you on no hikes in december.
The FED will let the markets bail out any recessionary tendencies themselves.
They'll just sit back.
Eventually, what we're seeing right now (deficit spending included) will lead to more inflation down the line.

I mean, the FED can just sit back, relax, and watch as they markets are stimulating themselves and the economy for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Anonymous No.56664558]

>>56664529
They're my various accounts
The top blue and green are aggregate net worth (blue includes IRAs, green does not)
Grey is boomer funds
Purple is cash
Red is stock in my former employer
Orange is my gambling account (which is honestly mostly in LETFs since I'm too scared to gamble big on options)
Everything starts descending in May 2024 because that's when my unemployment runs out

[Anonymous No.56664561]

>Shilling specific stocks doesn’t work

We’ll see

[Anonymous No.56664565]

>>56664497
You have adjust for debt to gdp. We’re running way way hotter today than we were back then. And carrying way more weight.

[Anonymous No.56664573]

>>56664526
>There will be no landing, nothing touched the ground.
Monthly CPI is at 0%, core's at 0.2%. Over 12 months those both average out to less than 2%. Fed inflation target met, unemployment is also above 1-2% or whatever they target there, so no need for them to keep rates "restrictive" at 5%.

I agree with you that it's a delusional extrapolation but that's the bull case. It all stems from low, controlled inflation leading to Fed easing. And if the cratering inflation or rising unemployment is us entering a recession, that really forces cuts and so much the better.

[Anonymous No.56664572]

>>56664541
Buy in October is the single most predictable trend in the stock market. I told smg for the last two years and they called me a faggot both times. They never listen.

[Anonymous No.56664575]

>>56664497
I expect another huge wave of prolonged inflation down the line as well, but what is this "Jpow can talk a big game but thats all the Fed is, talk."?
The FED is sitting idle and the markets are acting as if they reversed course 180 and are back to easy money policies.
Discounting government and corporate debt further from the FED funds rate for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Anonymous No.56664590]

>>56664519
I really hope he does but I’m not holding my breath. But he’ll definitely steal Presidents’ Day.

[Anonymous No.56664592]

>>56664541
>I bet nobody has bought alongside me
I have. I re-entered KTOS on the dip today and have a little AVAV. However the latter follows the Nasdaq like a mother. Any reason to bump that allocation up ahead of earnings?

[Anonymous No.56664593]

>>56664572
Shouldn't you buy in Sep?

[Anonymous No.56664604]

>>56664573
>Fed inflation target met,
fundamental misunderstanding on your part there.
>so no need for them to keep rates "restrictive" at 5%.
as of right now, rates at 5% are neutral to accommodating.
everything is firing on all of the cylinders.

WHAT IS BEING "restricted" right now"?
you're fucking contradicting yourself.

why should the fed be easing into a red hot expanding economy and jobs market?

[Anonymous No.56664608]

>>56664519
>I was working at an estate sale last week and this old Jewish woman that worked for a bank had this shit in her collection of Jew gold.
I hate these fucks.

[Anonymous No.56664610]

>>56664592
not right now no, i bought in the 90s and am gonna hold for like 3 years

[Anonymous No.56664615]

>>56664593
Nah the first half of October is always violently fucking red. Buy mid/end of October.

[Anonymous No.56664624]

>>56664615
Is this due to tax filings?

[Anonymous No.56664625]

>>56664527
Honestly a successful ruling could make for one of the best buying opportunities. Price may be suppressed on fear of Jetblue trying to bail or renegotiate price. Betting against that is free money.
I doubt I'd be adding at that point given my position size, but there could be value in rolling some gains into calls at higher strikes.

[Anonymous No.56664630]

>>56664608
If it makes you feel any better all the money she stole from the goyim went into a beach front property that flooded twice, everything she collected her whole life sold for less than 10% of what she paid and none of her kids have anything to do with her/she is totally alone in the world

But hey at least she got to larp as a goyim overlord or whatever

[Anonymous No.56664632]

>>56664625
You should buy c3.ai instead

[Anonymous No.56664633]

>>56664572
>Buy in October is the single most predictable trend in the stock market.
Subtle way to say you weren't trading back in 2018.

[Anonymous No.56664635]

>>56664608
It’s weird all the nice house estate sales here are Jews. All they have is shit. Nice stereo equipment tho. A lot of the crappy houses are whites but if the descendants don’t raid there’s often good finds.

[Anonymous No.56664637]

>>56664040
>You got hit with the normie filter

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
THE NORMIE FILTER

[Anonymous No.56664639]

>>56664604
>Fed inflation target met,
fundamental misunderstanding on your part there.
Like I said, it's extrapolation that's the bull case. As of right now (and November, if you believe the Cleveland Fed) we are looking at monthly numbers that annualize to 1-2% inflation.

>WHAT IS BEING "restricted" right now"?
Inflation at 1-2% means that a Fed funds rate of just 3% would be "restrictive". At least by their reckoning.

Growth, SLOOS, credit, financial conditions, and the Nasdaq are all separate. We only process the Fed's algorithm: inflation, employment, QE/QT, and FFR.

[Anonymous No.56664641]

>>56664624
I'm not sure the whole reasoning behind it.. I'm sure there is some Jewry involved with quarterly reports and such coming out. I don't really care I just buy when things are cheap and for some reason it's always October

[Anonymous No.56664650]

>>56664604
>why should the fed be easing into a red hot expanding economy and jobs market?
Unemployment at, what, 3.9%? Is higher than their target. We're also seeing job openings drop so the labor market is not "red hot".

GDPNow clocking in at 2% for this quarter is also not crazy. https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow.aspx

[Anonymous No.56664651]

>>56664497
>america single handedly tanks the global stock market and economy again only 15 years since the last time
And people bitch about china

[Anonymous No.56664656]

>>56664593
You wanna get q3 earnings and events outta the way. Once Risk is known, bets can be placed.

[Anonymous No.56664661]

>>56664639
>>56664650
I disagree with most.

[Anonymous No.56664664]

>>56664624
>>56664641
Let's tone down the anti-semitic conspiracy theories, guys.

[Anonymous No.56664665]

>>56664635
It's honestly amazing that millionaire Jew houses are full of retarded garbage.. oh man you have literally 20 fucking fishing poles for some reason and three lawnmowers and a jetski that hasn't been used in a decade. Still just weird hoarder fucks with a bunch of china/glassware their kids don't want that goes into a dumpster

[Anonymous No.56664677]

>>56664661
OK, just remember that good investing requires flexible thinking. There are always two sides and one of them is always wrong.

[Anonymous No.56664684]

>>56664677
Thanks that our interaction remained polite.

[Anonymous No.56664695]

>>56664665
My mom is a hoarding pack rat and it turned me into a minimalist

[Anonymous No.56664697]

>>56664367
>>56664379
>>56664380
I was 60% SOXL, 40% SOXS at pre-market open. Sold all of my SOXS shares at 9 a.m. for a 5% loss and went 100% SOXL. That's the way to do it. I've never done it this way before, but you just have to eat the loss and go in the right direction. The trend is your friend.

Now... am I not going to sell covered calls? No, I'm not going to not sell covered calls. I'm going to sell you calls. But maybe not tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56664725]

why did everything moon except buttcoin?

[Anonymous No.56664732]

>>56664695
Same. My mom at one point has three storage units full of shit that wouldn't fit in her house. Women were a mistake. I honestly understand homeless guys shooting up fentanyl in the park wayyyyy more than the average woman. "Ooohhhh it's spooky season time to spend $700 at hobby lobby on stuff that says things about witches or ghosts teeheeeeee"

[Anonymous No.56664734]

Why do so many people think Burry is shorting SOXX? Am I missing something

[Anonymous No.56664742]

>>56664632
No thanks. I'm too old to be flipping shitcos where the only catalyst is praying that a massive group of retards pumps the price up due to its meme ticker name.
Good luck though.

[Anonymous No.56664773]

>>56664742
C3.ai at 29$. Screen capping this for next week. God bless

[Anonymous No.56664775]

>>56664734
It's unclear whether he's currently shorting (with about 20 million dollars worth of puts) or if he WAS shorting earlier. People are reading one of his SEC releases.

Considering the volatility, I don't think it matters whether he is or whether he was, because he's certainly making moves right now, fixing trades, or building upon successful ones.

Still, I think he was WRONG.

[Anonymous No.56664779]

/smg/ tip of the day:

No matter how bad your life is, you can create a new reality in your head and nobody can stop you.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4OkI3PLvm7Y&si=7_rny9HnRLACIuqe

[Anonymous No.56664793]

>>56664725
That was already insanely overbought. It's pulled back to consolidate in the middle of a channel, might drop further to 33.3k or so, and otherwise will just steadily tick up until it plunges on ETF news.

[Anonymous No.56664817]

>>56664779
Fuckin' true. Very fuckin' true.

Good job on the video this week, by the way. Solid work.

[Anonymous No.56664827]

>>56664773
I don't think you're understanding. I do not care whether it pumps.
I have zero interest in that stock, one way or another.

[Anonymous No.56664828]

>>56664779
Can we all just post rap songs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7SycXiBcs

[Anonymous No.56664830]

TICK TOCK MUMU
You insufferable twit

[Anonymous No.56664832]

>>56664817
Thank you. My wife and child inspired me.

[Anonymous No.56664833]

>>56664460
Nigga the entire regional banking sector failed earlier this year
Commercial RE is defaulting left and right

This is a financialized economy that’s like German machine tool mfgs going belly up

[Anonymous No.56664834]

Is ToS still a good trading platform? Had an account with them like 10 years ago. What do you guys recommend for a margin account that isn't robinhood or some meme company?

[Anonymous No.56664838]

>>56664830
Very bullish because all numbers will send SOXL to 30

[Anonymous No.56664840]

>>56664827
Understandable. Then your 2x the indexes? Or just 2x semis? Because if you’re not 2x or maybe 3x the indexes or semis really then you’re just a fucking a clown according to John Bogle and he’s “old” as fuck. But if you’re not passively levered up, then we are all gambling and you’re a clown to think you’re not. Or an even bigger clown to think you can put perform the market on a long time run. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.56664853]

>>56664840
Imagine being unleveraged in this market
>lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.56664854]

>>56664828
https://youtu.be/7T_KKiQiolk?si=1QicVnUQRpsOyLIV

[Anonymous No.56664882]

>>56664833
Yes, factors balanced out by the BTFP, recent drop in yields, and ongoing Federal stimulus to the construction sector.

[Anonymous No.56664894]

>>56664854
Nice. Cats are alright

[Anonymous No.56664902]

>Japan QoQ GDP in Q3 -0.5%
>Japan YoY GDP in Q3 -2.1%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nb3fDTMT4I

[Anonymous No.56664916]

VIX is low. The market is underhedged. And you're just sitting there. Idiot. Wake up. What are you going to do when VIX is low.

[Anonymous No.56664932]

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.56664934]

two more weeks. trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.56664936]

>>56664894
Isaac newton invented the cat door for his cat. Lovecraft and his cat nigger. Cats are the autistic patricians animal of choice. Dog enjoyers are low IQ.

[Anonymous No.56664939]

>>56664934
You're making fun of me.

[Anonymous No.56664946]

>>56664916
If we know anything about Fitch and Moody's, they'll probably try to kill the Santa rally preemptively (because it's a "sure thing") just like they did in August immediately after market close after AMD reported earnings following NVDA's blowout cash cow AI earnings report.

Be ready for an actual downgrade. I'm fully long.

[Anonymous No.56664953]

>>56664932
Just don't be the last one out the door friendo. No point in betting against a rigged casino

[Anonymous No.56664955]

>>56664946
Oh, you didn't hear what happened with Fitch and Moody's?
Lol.

[Anonymous No.56664957]

>>56664902
And the yen just

[Anonymous No.56664962]

>>56664955
I think I just told you what happened because I did hear. Are you drunk sir?

[Anonymous No.56664966]

>>56664962
You didn't hear about what happened with Fitch and Moody's ISDA license.

[Anonymous No.56664968]

>>56664840
Efficient markets is my favorite cope. Zero sum does not mean no one wins.
I hold Spirit Airlines, among other things. Plenty of info on why this could be a good hold.

[Anonymous No.56664970]

>>56664966
>Fitch and Moody's ISDA license
Is that anything like Abercrombie and Fitch's Nigga license?

[Anonymous No.56664971]

>>56664828
>bears next week looking down on bulls

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Df54Qt3-ZdI&si=st3iMCV1E8ZFeiQ9

[Anonymous No.56664974]

some retarded faggot in a pickup almost ran me over on my nightly incel walk in the middle of a crosswalk. Being the distuingished gentleman that I am I yelled at him at the top of my lungs explaining that I'm in a crosswalk and he's a retarded faggot. He actually circled around the block and threw a half-empty bottle of coca cola at me which missed by a mile. White people are so physically pathetic lol.
Anyway tell me why that anon earlier was talking shit about QYLD/JEPI. I see the divvies dropped but now seems like a good time to start accumulating, this rip isn't gonna last 3 months

[Anonymous No.56664985]

Personally I'd starve ID: GwKymKsl . It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu ID: GwKymKsl's wife. Yes, I will have ensured ID: GwKymKsl .greedily gobbled up the flesh of his whore wife that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his wife. Her legs gone, her skin flayed, breasts removed, eyes missing, her fingers and arms broken, and her head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of ID: GwKymKsl's wife being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

[Anonymous No.56664990]

>>56664968
Holy fuck. C3.ai with a clear wyckoff pattern and ai hype.
>not for me
2x or 3x passively investing in indexes like John Bogle recommends
>not for me
A dying airline company that was offering 19$ fly anywhere flights for 3 months that looks likes it’s headed to 5$ on the chart
>ahhh, that’s the stuff

[Anonymous No.56664996]

>>56664974
>White people are so physically pathetic
Stopped reading. You're wrong here. Go back to your threads, pajeets. You know you bought Bitcoin at the top (again (and it's called buttcoin (because you like butts and shit and asses and the shit that comes out of asses)) but who's counting (except all of us)

And truthfully I'm tired (and we're all tired of your poorly worded) statements. We're winning here. We're about to make thousands of dollars here if we're smart and we don't need people like you distracting us.

[Anonymous No.56664997]

>>56664985
what does that have to do with fitch and moody's nigger license you moody little faggot. Spill the beans about the isda gossip pinchey benchod

[Anonymous No.56665001]

>>56664997
wtf u called me? no mames benchooood

[Anonymous No.56665009]

>>56664985
>>56664996
Case in nigger point. So predictable with your drunk asses. Or are you using AI to reply to me while also denying the AI revolution?

[Anonymous No.56665010]

Imagine seeing ID: OIgxxqnJ shopping at a shopping centre before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, ID: OIgxxqnJ is too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.

[Anonymous No.56665015]

>>56664916
> What are you going to do when VIX is low.
Follow the market since everyone is moving in the same direction.
In this case, that direction is up. Buy outright or buy calls.

[Anonymous No.56665018]

my biggest short is AXSM because it's still valued at $3 billion mkt cap. their drug is retarded and the company is retarded

[Anonymous No.56665020]

>>56665010
Is anyone reading these? Post tiddies and bottoms instead. Or Taylor swift.

[Anonymous No.56665025]

>>56665015
You need to position yourself for the vomma hurricane and the volga shock. That was the whole point of my post. if it wasn't clear.

[Anonymous No.56665026]

>>56665020
I skimmed it to see if it was funny (it wasnt)

[Anonymous No.56665030]

>The Argentine election is Sunday
>It's back to being a coinflip
Do I YPF, bros? Just in case?

[Anonymous No.56665033]

Imagine not listening to your betters. I tried to tell you dummies to buy IWM right before the gigapump but noooooo you had to mock me, you had to call me a pajeet, you had to call me a nigger
>Who's the nigger now?

[Anonymous No.56665034]

WHAT HAPPEND TO BITCH AND MOODY ISDA LICENSE TELL ME NOW

[Anonymous No.56665036]

>>56665025
what about the velma spike

[Anonymous No.56665043]

>>56665025
what about the vegita trombone?

[Anonymous No.56665044]

>>56665020
>>56665026
I think he's ripping off those Warwick Davis copypastas.

>>56665018
Nice, I was looking for biotech shit to short after today's pump.

[Anonymous No.56665045]

I wish I could trade weather futures. They get it wrong so often. The weatherman is not good at precisely predicting the weather. A week ago, there wasn't supposed to be amore than a day of rain. Now all 3 days are rainy. Weather future markets are pretty inefficient i think

[Anonymous No.56665047]

>>56665026
They rarely are. Would rather see tiddies

[Anonymous No.56665050]

>>56664990
I don't know what compelled you to larp as the most obnoxious faggot possible this thread, but feel free to stop anytime.

[Anonymous No.56665056]

>>56665050
I’m shilling c3 until January. And will shit on spirit until then.

[Anonymous No.56665060]

>>56665045
You know what's really fucked up? When they say "50% chance of rain", they know whether it's gonna rain or not. That 50% means they expect half the forecast area to get rained on.

[Anonymous No.56665061]

>>56665045
>weather futures
You kinda sorta can bet on the weather

[Anonymous No.56665062]

>>56665056
I would appreciate if you start using a trip then. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.56665064]

>>56664773
>>56664827
To tl;dr this argument for the rest of us, is one of you shilling C3.AI unironically after it was the biggest pump shitco of 2022 because of its ticker name and nothing else
>>56665056
Lol. Why are you shilling this stuff on here, like any fundamental reason or just "le hecking chart looks good"

FWIW NOBODY USES C3 AI IN THEIR MLOPS / LLMOPS STACK

[Anonymous No.56665065]

>>56665045
>>56665061
Oh yeah, nat gas, ag futures, there are lots of way to bet on the weather.

Hell, you could play airlines based on that volcano in Iceland.

[Anonymous No.56665066]

>>56665061
Grain markets. Is it raining in Brazil or not?

[Anonymous No.56665069]

>>56663924
Fuck the King, and Fuck Nvidia Niggers

[Anonymous No.56665070]

This is a song for baggot. He's the only other actual Jew that posts here.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9CG6QL1uM&si=Jd-R-_8AQEuCo_IH

[Anonymous No.56665072]

>>56665018
>my biggest short is AXSM
Nobody cares about your biggest short. You're just pumping plays.
>>56665034
Nothing. Nigga knows nothing, pumping plays and talking out of his ass, like he should be.

[Anonymous No.56665073]

these pumps are so fucking fake, schizophrenics with too much money on their hands

[Anonymous No.56665076]

>>56665064
Yea idk I’ve seen a bunch of shit cos make ridiculous gains. The ai hype will push it

[Anonymous No.56665081]

>>56665073
It was the dumps that were fake, fag

[Anonymous No.56665082]

>>56665072
SOXL baggie spotted this guy is 100% bagholding leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.56665083]

>>56665069
Burry is inversing smg and I am too

[Anonymous No.56665093]

>>56665082
I'm up. Good luck buying my calls when you "Wuh-uh.. I dono" capitulate.

[Anonymous No.56665096]

>>56665076
NTA but that AI hype already happened. Notice the couple retardo scampumps earlier this year?

It'll act like GME after the epic MOASS to the moon at 400. You'll get echos but everyone who wanted to play it already had their fun.

[Anonymous No.56665097]

All of smg was shitting on soxl at 15$. 200 day. You have to sell. You’re right back where you were. Etc etc. anyway I’m here to tell you fuck them and buy c3

[Anonymous No.56665103]

>>56665064
I don't think he has any argument. Just started replying out of nowhere shilling that turd with zero context.

[Anonymous No.56665104]

Why is Druckenmiller, ACK-man, and all their hedge fund buddies long BABA all of a sudden? The latest 13F filings are full of Chinaman scam cos. What's up? Should I go all in leaps calls?

[Anonymous No.56665107]

>>56665083
I'm not sure if I could hold 47M in puts with a straight face.

[Anonymous No.56665109]

>>56665097
Watched soxl 17$ calls go to 1000%. The harder they shill against it the greater the gains my friends. C3.ai

[Anonymous No.56665112]

>>56665104
XI-Biden detente in San Francisco, Singles Day, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, this is the one time Chink stocks don't rug.

[Anonymous No.56665113]

>>56665096
I think that's our point, it's a retarded scampump where people think it'll be like GME because it's a highly shorted shitco with the ticker symbol "AI".
>>56665103
I think he's just a naive rando who rarely posts here and just heard of this stock through an anime discord and is shilling it because inexperienced retail morons just shill the first thing they're told about even if its trash

[Anonymous No.56665116]

>>56665097
We are retracing to $29 but the niggas have a point. Bitch and Moody's could serve up an actual downgrade (not to mention Standard & Poor's) and fuck all this shit up. Problem is that usually doesn't happen for a few months or until they see a viable catalyst like yields increasing.

Watch that shit. These bears will lose. Eat their faces and stomp through their jaws

[Anonymous No.56665119]

>>56665097
The 200 day SOXL smiggers bought back in and are up 25% as of today. Remember 3x leverage is a strategy, not a religion

[Anonymous No.56665129]

>>56665113
Gme might go up eventually. C3.ai is a pump into end of year. That’s all. Buy it now. Sell it at 45. Hell 40 even. Just don’t buy back in when it hits 65

[Anonymous No.56665130]

>>56665119
I've just been buying dips and holding since this time last year and I'm up 100% get at me

[Anonymous No.56665134]

>>56665116
To throw a schizo possibility out there, Yellen might've asked the agencies to issue the outlook downgrade as a bargaining chip against Republicans in budget negotiations. Now that that can's been kicked, she has no reason to let them actually downgrade us.

[Anonymous No.56665155]

>>56665045
Daily reminder that no climate change models take into account clouds, and the Russian model has been the most accurate.

[Anonymous No.56665157]

based republicucks always kneeling and passing clean bills while taking the heat for the democrats.

[Anonymous No.56665184]

>>56665119
honestly i was to scared to jump back in and decided i'd wait for the next dip to the entry point. also i don't have any money.
Is there a comparable strategy for SOXS? should I buy SOXS when SOXX goes below the 200dma? Or if SOXX has a golden death cross should I all in SOXS?

[Anonymous No.56665186]

>>56663439 #
>>56663294 #
Thank you anons. I'll do my due diligence!!

[Anonymous No.56665219]

>>56665184
I haven't seen any systematic strategies that go long SOXS or any other equities based inverse ETF and make money. If you want to trend follow equities of any sort, you should probably stick to long only and if SOXL is too volatile maybe look into something a bit less intimidating like QQQ and QLD or SPY paired with SSO. The gains are still there to be had but the swings will be much less psychologically demanding

[Anonymous No.56665234]

>>56665061
>>56665045
>weather futures
It's based on the average daily temperature.
This is basically equivalent to betting on the average closing price on the market.
In both cases it's statistical arbitrage.

Line only goes up

[Anonymous No.56665247]

>>56665219
I got like 1200 bucks to play with rn I gotta gamble on options. What's some good options gambling plays? I lost like 60k last year I'm gonna try again but just dip my toes in a little bit this time

[Anonymous No.56665253]

Why is inflation so high on snaggletooth island? Wtf is wrong with eu-ROPE?

[Anonymous No.56665259]

Burry repositioned his short from the S&P and NASDAQ to just semiconductors. We will be in WW3 by spring.

[Anonymous No.56665281]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700011708472137.webm

[Anonymous No.56665298]

>>56664732
Mine just wastes a fuckload of food. She'll buy like five loaves of bread and then throw them away. Or some bullshit "skinny noodle" weight loss crap that costs $1000 or a faggot ass $45 a month probiotic that goes into the trash

And shes an obese fuck. Every single week shes convinced the end of the world is here and JFK jr is gonna take over the military or some other /pol/ shit and wastes all this money

[Anonymous No.56665304]

>>56665247
A good play is wait for a VIX pump and buy puts on VXX. The one in pic related went from 0.05 to 1.00 between October 30th and November 15th. 20x gain

[Anonymous No.56665307]

>>56665253
>truflation
Stop shilling you gay ass site.

[Anonymous No.56665312]

>>56665253
>tiny island
>increasingly diverse
>no exports

[Anonymous No.56665421]

Ai

[Anonymous No.56665423]

>>56665047
Yeah, reminds me of this song
https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM

[Anonymous No.56665425]

normie here, I'm up about 60% since mid 2020, have a pretty sizeable down payment on a house for a smaller mortgage (manageable with these fucking interest rates), should I pull the trigger or is the coast clear on any recessions in the near future?

[Anonymous No.56665452]

>put 2k in account.
>buy spy puts right before the dip.
>have 4.4k and an inflated ego.
>buy tsla puts.
>3.5k vaporizes premarket.
>buy TUP shares and get bored.

[Anonymous No.56665475]

>>56665425
>I'm up 60% since 2020
Go house shopping

[Anonymous No.56665476]

I went to SHAK for dinner, and while I was there, I saw a kid and his parents (wmaf). Kid was probably like 9 or 10 years old, idk... but he had a complete and total mullet.
Is this the future "cool" hairstyle for zoomers? The broccoli is getting replaced by mullets?
How can I make money off of this?
(For background: I hate mullets, I hate zoomers, and I'm bald)

[Anonymous No.56665483]

>>56665425
Buy the dip that's happening right now. If it gets better it won't be soon.
People have been waiting for housing prices to drop any day now for a decade.

[Anonymous No.56665496]

>>56665298
My mom is skinny and talks shit about fat people (the only based thing about her) but she also does the buy hundreds of dollars of gimmicky trendy foods and then throw them all in the trash thing. She buys so much food that literally just expires, rots or gets freezer burnt for months and goes straight in the trash. She never cooks but has to have a slam full fridge/freezer/cabinets at all times

[Anonymous No.56665497]

>inflation comes out as expect, at pandemic levels
>market pumps

if you needed any more evidence that this entire system is a fake and gay jewish op

[Anonymous No.56665510]

>>56665497
but the ((truflation)) website said its deflation time

[Anonymous No.56665511]

>>56665259
Where does it say that he's shorting semis? To me it looks like he's holding a shit ton of SOXX

[Anonymous No.56665519]

>>56665476
I used to have a mullet. This was uh 25 years ago or more. But yeah a lot of the 80s and 90s styles are coming back in. Which is good for me. Cause aside from the hair loss I've got my taste in clothes hasn't changed any from those days. Hey when it works might as well keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.56665521]

>>56665476
I see some kids nowadays with mullets and I think it's way more based than the broccoli hair bullshit. Mullets look dumb and it's about knowing and not caring.. same with mustaches. That's why they are based. Broccoli hair is gay as fuck because it's always some insecure faggot that only got it because whatever nigger rapper young codeine or whatever

[Anonymous No.56665523]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56665544]

>>56665452
Never go full retard and never go full port.

[Anonymous No.56665584]

>>56665134
I actually like this schizo possibility as Yellen has way more control over the stock market than nigga like to realize. I mean, they're literally called Treasury-Bills. T-BILL. T-YELL

Not something I want to overlook. The rugpull could happen anywhere. Either it happens because of Yellen and the Treasury or because of Congress and the spending. It won't happen because of Jay Powell. He knows too harshly what's going on. He just told some 20-year-old protestors to "Close the fuckin' door."

But treasury and credit agencies could be the culprits to the MEGA CRASH we're about to see (next year.) But like I said, I'm long 'til then.

[Anonymous No.56665588]

>>56665511
>Burry’s Scion Asset Management’s biggest new position last quarter was in bearish options on an exchange-traded fund focused on semiconductors. He bought put options with a notional value of $47.4 million against the iShares Semiconductor ETF SOXX.O, according to the filing.

[Anonymous No.56665593]

>>56664830
What are we expecting here? And why should there be a surprise?

[Anonymous No.56665653]

>>56665281

[Anonymous No.56665662]

>>56665593
The only reason the CPI surprised to the downside was because of the new health insurance tracking methodology by the BLS. The PPI uses a different methodology and is much more likely to have an upside surprise. Hopefully the fake and gains of today will be wiped out and mumu will be rightfully in tears

[Anonymous No.56665663]

>>56665588
>Within the last quarter
So he's literally part of why semis have taken a shit for the last 90 days. Once again the news is late and he could have even cashed in at this point

[Anonymous No.56665694]

>>56665476
Mullet is the lacrosse-kid haircut

[Anonymous No.56665699]

>>56665662
>The only reason the CPI surprised to the downside was because of the new health insurance tracking methodology by the BLS
really?

[Anonymous No.56665715]

>>56665663
Unironically, he could have shorted it for "two weeks" and that would have been the period. I don't know why we're obsessing over this guy's yesterday trades. He's a fear monger. He loves heavy metal. He's a drinker. That's why he tweets and deletes and hides. I understand this person.

[Anonymous No.56665723]

>CPI randomly includes a completely different method of calculating health insurance costs
>stupid ass negative number occurs
>BOOOOOOOST STOCKS
This is completely retarded. Whose health insurance premium went down 50%? Mine sure as fuck didn't.

[Anonymous No.56665725]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56665769]

>>56665723
Mine did - because I swapped from a PPO to an HSA.

[Anonymous No.56665784]

>>56665769
>1PBTID
An HSA isn't health insurance. If you get cancer or some other serious illness, you're dead.

[Anonymous No.56665787]

>>56665519
Invest in JNCO now

[Anonymous No.56665790]

>>56665723
Kek, way back when I first started working for the state government my health insurance cost me nothing. A big fat zero. Later it went up a bit. In fact up till the point I got married and added my Wife to my plan the cost was only uh $50 a month. Now I think I pay for health,vision,dental for me and my Wife it's $350-360 a month.

[Anonymous No.56665797]

>>56665790
When I worked for the state they fully paid for health insurance too. Problem was base pay was so dogshit compared to a private sector job in my field it really didn't end up making up for it

[Anonymous No.56665804]

>>56665723
Do you guys have a source that the CPI went down due to health insurance?

[Anonymous No.56665808]

>>56665723
>The game is rigged!
Always has been

[Anonymous No.56665810]

>>56665715
Yeah apparently the average hold time for his top holdings is "0.1 quarters". Goddamn retard.

[Anonymous No.56665825]

>>56665784
It's part of some other high deductible plan. I still don't quite get it but it's 1/3 the cost of the PPO one and I still can go to the doc when I need to. That extra 2/3 goes into a pre-tax account that my employer matches.

[Anonymous No.56665829]

As time goes on the less money I have. I blame smg

[Anonymous No.56665830]

>>56665808
>Always has been
Cool psyop.

[Anonymous No.56665839]

>>56665810
Based as fuck desu. You niggers don't even know what his performance is ytd and just assume he is losing all the time when you don't even know what he bought or sold at. I have no clue why you faggots obsess over this guy anyways.

[Anonymous No.56665858]

>>56665839
noone is obsessing, but you

[Anonymous No.56665903]

I'm tired of wage slaving. Got $400k saved up. What first steps should I take to make a living trading stocks? I'd be happy if I could consistently make $3000 a month.

[Anonymous No.56665940]

>>56665903
move to a shithole so you dont need to make 3k a month. and get chickens + gharden

[Anonymous No.56665950]

>>56665858
This one faggot has asked about michael burry shorting soxx multiple times in every fucking thread today

[Anonymous No.56665951]

>>56665903
VW offers ~ 9 % div yield rn
BTI 9% div yield, monthly paid aswell
Vonovia (german propertie company) solid div yield + estimated growth aswell


I would put 90% in one of those and just buy tqqq with the rest

[Anonymous No.56665958]

>>56665903
go all in on NTDOY

[Anonymous No.56665959]

Is GME a good investment?

[Anonymous No.56665967]

>>56665903
$400,000 of JNK would be just shy of $3000/month in dividends and you would have to do absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.56665987]

>>56665903
the more likely outcome is you lose it all if you "trade', just dont.

Buy safe shit like the s&p 500

[Anonymous No.56666010]

Why do US stock indexes always go up and European indexes always go down or at best crab sideways?

[Anonymous No.56666011]

>Berkshire has been a net seller of equities throughout 2023

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-15/buffett-s-berkshire-trims-hp-stake-exits-bet-on-general-motors

[Anonymous No.56666036]

The Bobo thesis still stands.

[Anonymous No.56666057]

We are getting a Santa Rally. Have you been naughty?

[Anonymous No.56666058]

worth it to pick up some cheap shares now. If the schitzos are somehow right you won't want to rope afterwards, and if not, well you won't lost much

[Anonymous No.56666060]

>>56666057
where does oil stand on the naughty-nice spectrum

[Anonymous No.56666063]

If a Big Short like Burry capitulated, that is always a very bearish occurrence. It's like Citron's Andrew Left in 2021. Look what happened in 2022.

[Anonymous No.56666071]

How did health insurance go down when the monthly premiums don’t change until January next year?

[Anonymous No.56666075]

>>56665259
>Semiconductors

Isn't Nvidia putting a huge emphasis on that shit? In that case, having the whole stock market propped up by only 7 major stocks is a terrible idea kek.

[Anonymous No.56666085]

>>56666057
Please don't forget the turkey trot rally

[Anonymous No.56666098]

>>56665112
>XI-Biden

Might as well just say Xiden at this point

[Anonymous No.56666112]

>>56666060
Santa loves oil
>>56666085
TURKEY TIME

[Anonymous No.56666121]

>>56666071
Stop asking antisemitic questions.

[Anonymous No.56666140]

>>56665804
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/additional-resources/improvements-cpi-health-insurance-index.htm?mod=article_inline

[Anonymous No.56666150]

>BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN DEPLOYING F-16 SQUADRON TO THE NASDAQ TRADING FLOOR

[Anonymous No.56666153]

>>56666112

[Anonymous No.56666183]

WE ARE STILL IN A SECULAR BULL MARKET YOU COCK SMOKING TEABAGGERS

[Anonymous No.56666184]

>>56665810
>>56665839
>You niggers don't even know what his performance is ytd
No we don't.

Doesn't matter. We're just criticizing. He seems to be losing a lot. He's trying to scale this mountain. He wants grandeur. It's fine to want that but like, why are you reaching for it? How are you reaching for it?

How is Michael Burry reaching for grandeur? Because he is.

[Anonymous No.56666198]

>>56664326
Unironically dote on your sister to make her friends jealous. Women can't stand other women having a good time with men.

[Anonymous No.56666201]

How do I get a large loan for a low rate? All the rates I’m getting offered for personal loans are fucking rape at 20%

[Anonymous No.56666236]

>>56666201
a mortgage?

[Anonymous No.56666262]

>>56666140
thats too high for me

[Anonymous No.56666271]

>>56666201
The easiest way is to invent a time machine and go back to 2020.

[Anonymous No.56666275]

>>56666201
Heloc at 8%

[Anonymous No.56666319]

Futures bros, should I close these or let them ride?

[Anonymous No.56666339]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56666342]

>>56666319
Rookie numbers. Can’t even take an escort in a date with that.

[Anonymous No.56666345]

>>56666140
these niggers keep changing the formula

[Anonymous No.56666348]

>>56666342
I'll get there some day :3

[Anonymous No.56666359]

If you thought PEPE had potential, you're just a buy away from having Frens

[Anonymous No.56666393]

making a discord to fade retarded traders online join if interested TZbJfz7N

[Anonymous No.56666486]

>>56666198
Then sisters friend offers blowjob

[Anonymous No.56666493]

>dividends

[Anonymous No.56666501]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56666516]

Thoughts on Velveeta shells with cheese for a late night dinner?

[Anonymous No.56666520]

Checked

[Anonymous No.56666537]

Check

[Anonymous No.56666544]

Check it out

[Anonymous No.56666557]

Checked!

[Anonymous No.56666559]

>>56666493
I'm noticing PBR is absent in that list. Odd.

[Anonymous No.56666570]

>>56666559
PBR isn't in the sp500

[Anonymous No.56666572]

What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.56666582]

>>56666501
based

[Anonymous No.56666604]

[Anonymous No.56666614]

THIS TIME I'MA LET IT ALL COME OUT
THIS TIME I'MA STAND UP AND SHOUT
I'MA DO THINGS MY WAY IT'S MY WAY
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

https://youtu.be/Dn8vzTsnPps

[Anonymous No.56666711]

>>56666570
>high yield
>S&P500
lol.

The whole S&P500 has done shit all this year anyway, except the S&P7

[Anonymous No.56666762]

>missed an obvious cup and handle pattern
How do I cope with knowing I'm still a fucking retard after 3 years of trading? I think I'm just going to start buying index funds and not pay attention anymore, bros.

[Anonymous No.56666777]

>>56666762
just buy. the cup and handle is at least good for retesting ATH's

[Anonymous No.56666792]

>>56664326
My sister is very impressed by nice camera lenses.

[Anonymous No.56666844]

These markets are hard times for Bobos
So let's go hardstyle tonight
https://youtu.be/65ARYmqvTBI

[Anonymous No.56666848]

>>56666792
I legitimately enjoy dslr photography other than trying to deal with harsh sunlight

[Anonymous No.56666874]

Daily reminder UNREALIZED GAINS dont mean shit until you take profit.


Now start buying CALLS so we can finally get a pullback you fucks!

[Anonymous No.56666875]

>>56666762
>I think I'm just going to start buying index funds and not pay attention anymore
This is the way. Come home

[Anonymous No.56666888]

>>56666874
Which one here is trans?

[Anonymous No.56666910]

>>56666888
checked

[Anonymous No.56666913]

>>56666888
Investing in trains?

[Anonymous No.56666947]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56666959]

>>56666947
very nice

[Anonymous No.56666965]

Biden officially earned my vote. The stock market hasn't performed this well ever! We did this. We truly are building back better.

[Anonymous No.56666976]

I can't believe someone baked so early

[Anonymous No.56666980]

>>56666976
I always do that, just letting it sit on the window sill

[Anonymous No.56666987]

>>56666010
It fills me with anglo joy to know that americans don't know what their own measurement system is called and instead talk about the standards of the British Empire

[Anonymous No.56666993]

Reminder that high inflation and lying about economic data typically lead to credit downgrades.

[Anonymous No.56666994]

>>56666848
dick sucking lips recording?

[Anonymous No.56666999]

>>56666987
It's ours now

[Anonymous No.56667015]

>>56666999
>666
>999
Powerful trips of satanic inversion

[Anonymous No.56667028]

>>56666994
Im glad not the only one who always reads dslr as that

[Anonymous No.56667033]

>>56666516
add some canned salmon and lawrys, youve got a solid late night dinner

[Anonymous No.56667039]

[Anonymous No.56667041]

I didn't get a single (you) this /smg/ let's make the next one better.
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