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>> No.56662436

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>> No.56662438

i wish taylor swift would shit in my fucking mouth

>> No.56662440
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56662440

I bought SOXL today and made $50.
I'm going to fill up my gas tank with Bobo tears.

>> No.56662446

Explanation for todays pump? I don't watch this stuff daily so no clue on the recent pumps. Or is it the ole
>we've decide to dump it for no reason
>now we've decided to pump it for no reason

>>56659471
>60s
I don't get the anons who do this. Whats the point of watching these charts all day if you end up retiring at the same time as the Walmart greeter?

>> No.56662449
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56662449

Tomorrow will be blood fucking red. Do with that what you wish

>> No.56662453

>>56662446
the nigger hockey player who killed the white hockey player was arrested finally, restoring order across the globe

>> No.56662462

This is ridiculous lol

>> No.56662463
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56662463

i made money on stocks
by beating the crowd
but my parents told me
they'll never be proud

>> No.56662466

>>56662453
Was he really?

>> No.56662471

>>56662419
OP your pic isn't neon green enough to fit this timeline. Please update.

>> No.56662489
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56662489

>>56660750
>>56660750
>>56660750

Its probably just a kneejerk reaction today?
That disastrous bond uaction happened, no way around it.

>> No.56662491

>>56662449
Well I'd like to add to my positions so that'd be great thanks

>> No.56662497
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56662497

Ai chuds

>> No.56662509

Can anyone help me cash out?
>>56662264
I wanna sell all my crypto, I own like 4 coins only but the market only showed that I can sell BTC? How do i sell everything and get into real investing, not crypto scams?

>> No.56662510

The fact that Michael Burry is betting against SOXL is proof that he is a regular in this thread

>> No.56662515
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>presents

>> No.56662518

>>56662489
>No one buys bonds at auction anymore
Well, that means the government is going bancrupt when they try to sell new debt, but cant
>>56660838
>>56660838
>>56660838

>> No.56662520
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2023.

3 stands for the 3 rip your face off rallies we had. And congrats to SMG for missing all of them. Staying on the sidelines.

The market has adapted it understand that retail loves to short because of michael dingleberry..

And now the markets are more difficult to trade because of it.


Every time there is a big dip you are scared to buy because the news coming out seems world shattering. These rip your face off rallies are preconditioned everyone in SMG to just BUY THE FUCKING DIP!!!

When the real world shatter news hits sometimes next year or the year after that.... Buy the dip will no longer work.

Stock markets are a game. A game you will fucking lose. It's a zero sum game. Someone always has to be left holding the bag...

And it will always be smg.

Congrats on making your $$$$ don't worry.. you will lose it all and some in your next trade!

>> No.56662526

>>56662510
So is Shkreli

>> No.56662537

>>56662509
Dave Ramsey tried to warn you
no refunds

>> No.56662545
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56662545

*ahem* ALL BEARS MUST HANG

>> No.56662546

>>56662520
>t. the most obvious glowfaggot shill on the entire fucking internet
Seriously, go to your boss and ask to be reassigned to some retard place like reddit, so you can at least fulfill your corrupt societal role properly.

>> No.56662548

>>56662520
This reads like something kpop poster would post. Are you doing alright?

>> No.56662551

>>56662489
woah, i guess since no one wants to buy bonds, they just wont get sold!
bobos are so fucking retarded

>> No.56662560

>>56662520
just keep dcaing into bear letfs buddy

>> No.56662561

Wait wait, let me try something.
*ahem*

~Stop posting on this website.~

>> No.56662571

>>56662520
This is the worst smg thread ever

>> No.56662572

>>56662509
>not doing your own research before doing crypto
you deserve it

>> No.56662573
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>>56662446
CPI report today

>CPI Month over month Expectation=0.1%, actual 0.0%
>CPI Year of year Expectation= 3.3%, actual= 3.2%
>Core CPI month over month= 0.3%, actual 0.2%

Inflation came lower than expectations because the SHELTER component of CPI finally came down. Which is 33% of CPI, and operates on a long lag. This could be a game changer.

>> No.56662574

I’m getting nervous
Gonna halve my positions in AAPL and AMZN
My DCA for Apple is $40
My DCA for Amazon is $82
(Long time holder for both)
Good idea to take some profits?

>> No.56662580
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56662580

Dammit, they got my trailing stop loss with that little dip 10 min ago

>> No.56662584

>>56662571
It's because the one gestapo is so insufferable. It's literally just this one asshole that they refuse to get rid of despite how he's a complete and utter liability to their operations and their PR.

>> No.56662587
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>>56662515
me watching the market

>> No.56662595
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>>56662509
Have you asked people on the rest of biz? They are more familiar with binance and metatrader and all that shit. We just use normal brokers over here for the most part. But since you have crypto maybe open a Robinhood account and transfer your shitcoins to your rh wallets then sell it that way then you can use that money for stocks and options

>> No.56662597
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>Rate cuts expected around May 2024

>Almost 300 bps in cuts

Uh bros, will 2024 be the year of the crash? iirc big cuts like that is a sign for economic depression...this huge pumping over a 0.1% in CPI change is very sus.

>> No.56662599
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56662599

just popping in from the oldschool grind to laugh at bears
ha

>> No.56662602
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56662602

She is literally laughing, while the guy who jumped in to avenge her, gets beaten like a retard, cause he can't fight for shit.

>> No.56662611

>>56662515
tranny down

>> No.56662617

>>56662602
we've seen her panties so she lost by default

>> No.56662618

I told you dummies to buy small caps the other day with the forward pe being standard deviations low. You mocked me. Should have listened.
>you dummies

>> No.56662619

>>56662584
He’s too good at what he does apparently

>> No.56662622

>>56662599
wtf is sailing

>> No.56662626
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>>56662271
So if you're right I have to multiply this by ~4 to get liability per white guy. or about 52,000 in annual tax revenue
So as a White guy living in california, I need to make 154,000 to meet my societal burden.
This is a nice median salary for a californian
or 200,000 for an Alaskan.
I'm quite confident In America and Americas Bonds.

>> No.56662627

>>56662489
Bonds yields are on a discount at the moment.
It's monetary policy change euphoria.

>> No.56662637

>>56662574
i've held amd and nvda long since 2016 and would have missed out on all this if i sold half at some point. i actually did sell around half my amd in 2018 and regret it now

>> No.56662643

>>56662602
what else would she do? she didn't ask some retarded white faggot to get beat up for her. How did you people ever conquer the world? it's mind boggling

>> No.56662645

>>56662515
What was the guy in the red doing in the beginning? Also is that a man in the black dress

>> No.56662652

>>56662573
How exactly can the shelter component come down when re is still increasing in price?!

>> No.56662654

>>56662626
I have zero faith. I hope America is unable to make war.

>> No.56662655
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>>56662489
>this is even with yellen moving long term bonds to short term

>> No.56662657
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>>56662597
If Powell doesn't keep rates at 4-5% indefinitely he is a bitch
I don't care if memeflation is down to whatever bullshit cooked number, if consumer and investor prices aren't to pre pandemic levels the US is fucked

>> No.56662662

>>56662619
I'll grant that he's apparently very good at being a tryhard loser, but I'm not clear on how that helps his gestapo colleagues.

>> No.56662664

check $SNAP
look at the upper wick on that shooting star of a candle

screencap this post for an ebin retrace

>> No.56662667

>>56662587
Is this the guy from John Wick 4?

>> No.56662682
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56662682

Ooofbabooof

>> No.56662683

>>56662657
are you stupid? literally the crux of modern monetary theory is maintaining inflation at a rate of 2% per year over time. Fed was struggling to meet that goal so they actually wanted the inflation caused by pandemic helicopter money. In order for prices to return to pre-pandemic you would need deflation which would make jews less rich and is therefore illegal

>> No.56662685

hehe nobody knows who i was in the last thread

>> No.56662690

>>56662657
https://www.grants.gov/search-grants

>> No.56662702

>>56662685
you were the retard weren't you

>> No.56662706
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>>56662685
I do. You're the guy that said that dumb thing

>> No.56662717

>>56662685
I know for a fact you weren’t even in last thread

>> No.56662722

>>56662685
you were the sisterfucker

>> No.56662731
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>>56662657
There is no cuts when unemployment at record lows (their numbers) and core inflation at 4%

>> No.56662733

>>56662685
Yeah, you were me

>> No.56662735

>>56662449
Not tomorrow, Friday.

>> No.56662738

>>56662643
>white
I'm not white myself. I thought for a moment he was white, by default. Then I saw his hand and thought, "wait, is he black?", but later his belly and rest was rather brownish.

I'm whiter than him and would not call me white (south EU)

>> No.56662746

>>56662733
That was me larping as you.

>> No.56662751

>>56662551
No one wants to buy our debt. That's bad.

>> No.56662764

>>56662643
>In America that is considered white
Truely a forsaken race

>> No.56662769

>>56662643
>>56662738
Wait, I rewatched it.

1. He's balding already LMAO
2. His head is actually white. Why is his hand so much darker in the beginning when he jumps the black guy? His belly is also yellowish-brown.

The lighting is completely fucked

>> No.56662770
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56662770

so fucking retarded

>> No.56662775

>>56662751
US defaults on its debt. Dollar dies. Tommorrow the MAG7 buck is born & the party keeps on keeping.

>> No.56662779

Thank GOD for dead bears. Kill every single bearish poster, down to the last man, woman, and child. If you lost money today, GOOD, fuck you, you deserve it for being bear scum. I hope you lose the rest of it tomorrow. You'd best start taking extra hot showers to train for hell.

>> No.56662784

>>56662751
how does another war sound

>> No.56662785

>>56662770
Organic market reaction. Instant pump, all automated. A I

>> No.56662786

>>56662775
>us defaults on its debt
will never happen

>> No.56662796

>>56662518
>Well, that means the government is going bancrupt when they try to sell new debt, but cant
They don't have to sell new debt. Not sure why this is so hard to comprehend, even after they spend a whole decade doing exactly that.
The term is QE.

>> No.56662800
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56662800

the little bee goes buzz
buzz

>> No.56662807

>>56662769
i determined his whiteness by his chivalric behavior. Literally no other race would jump so quickly to blindly defend m'lady's honor

>> No.56662808
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56662808

How can the average vix be 15 in December and 26 in January?

>> No.56662810

>>56662597
I don't know how the fed could cut rates even just once for the remainder of this decade.
These market expectations seem ridiculous.

>> No.56662814
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56662814

>>56662785
>Organic market reaction
yeah wow a whole .1 percent

>> No.56662820

>>56662808
literally no human being alive understands how the vix works, just start stacking now and sell in jan

>> No.56662824

>>56662515
Don’t simp, gentlemen. Notice how she pretty much opened up her legs to her attacker later?

>> No.56662825

>>56662796

The new term is "Resilience".

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4552735

Preview of the future was presented at Jackson's Hole as per usual.

>> No.56662826
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>>56662683
>you would need deflation which would make jews less rich and is therefore illegal
Maybe that's the ideal

>> No.56662829
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56662829

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>> No.56662839

>>56662829
EoD gainz taking, govt shutdown vote tonight

>> No.56662842

>>56662786
we've had close calls this year and i don't have faith in the biden admin to keep getting lucky.

>> No.56662844

>>56662602
Upload the one where her legs are opened towards him. That fat Mexican is such a simp. She hit him and he hit and the simp jumps in. Kek. Gosh I hate beta males.

>> No.56662843

>>56662829
PPI tomorrow. Gotta leave room to rally on that too

>> No.56662846

>>56662824
>slap connects at :04
>legs are spread wide open at :06
Verification not required

>> No.56662847

>>56662597
2 more years

>> No.56662856

This time I’m not going to try calling the top

>> No.56662862

>>56662645
He was show boating her. He knew she was gonna hit him and let her know he was gonna slap her. She took bait and got slapped. Simp jumps in. Hilarious.

>> No.56662863

>>56662769
He is clearly some kind of bean

>> No.56662864

>>56662842
anon you are talking about the richest people in the world losing trillions, it has never been close and it never will be close unless that money moves away from the usd

>> No.56662866

>>56662856
Good then we reached it

>> No.56662873
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56662873

.............

>> No.56662879

>>56662769
That simp is some brown globlin

>> No.56662880
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>>56662873
2 more weeks...

>> No.56662890

>>56662873
you go away bird
stop breaking my heart with false promises

>> No.56662891

>>56662873
I'm also selling if we don't gap up to 455 tomorrow morning btw.

>> No.56662896

>>56662786
There could be a shutdown Friday

>> No.56662908

>>56662890
Your mothers a whore.

>> No.56662913

>>56662896
lol

>> No.56662914

>>56662896
did they pass the billions to Ukraine and Israel already?

>> No.56662917
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USDEUR=X down 1,67%
Sisters please tell me it's going to bounce back soon

>> No.56662922
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56662922

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56662924

>healing after hours

>> No.56662925

>>56662896
Israel ain’t gonna let that happen

>> No.56662927
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>>56662922
+1.64%
Also made $28 day trading TQQQ calls

>> No.56662928

>>56662908
she also has dementia

>> No.56662931

>>56662922
Ask Burry that question...

>> No.56662929

>>56662922
50k cash sitting on the sidelines.

>> No.56662934

>>56662917
>USDEUR=X down 1,67%
And now account for the fact that the euro's real value also nosedived in this retard pump. If only you knew how bad things really are.

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>>56662922
and checked

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>>56662922
Just need the whole market to pump 2-5% for three more days in a row and I might break even on SAVE.

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>>56662896
Welcome, newfriend.

>> No.56662944

>>56662922
+5.82 percent

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>>56662463

>> No.56662950
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>>56662922
I'm pretty happy

>> No.56662949

>>56662925
Shutdown doesn't mean congress etc can work. Actually there might be more money there for Israel in that case.

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>>56662922
Checked
Bobos rek'd
+1.66%

>> No.56662959

>>56662925
>>56662949
*can't

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>>56662922

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>>56662941
My brother in speculation...

>> No.56662967
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>*TIMTHETOOLMAN.SOUND.WAAAAAAAGGGH.MP4

>> No.56662970
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>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>> No.56662974
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56662974

>>56662922
- 0.80%

>> No.56662975

>>56662922
+0.72%
Feels gud

>> No.56662978

>>56662925
If Israel can't stop the GOP's infighting, there will be a shutdown Friday.

>> No.56662980

>>56662922
+1.61% my REITS are giving me SKEETS

>> No.56662984

>>56662873
False digits

>> No.56662986

>>56662922

I lost money yesterday

I lost money today

>> No.56662988
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56662988

>>56662922
It's really tough accepting everything that has happened. Especially given everything that has continuing to happen.

>> No.56662991

>>56662941
Airline is something I don’t understand. They were all in the shitter and their earnings shit too but yet there’s lots of people flying.

>> No.56662992
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>>56662974
I mean + 0.80

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56662998

>>56662991
I'm not really betting on the airline. With any luck, I won't own the airline for long.

>> No.56662999

This day is what I was expecting 3 weeks ago during tech earnings.

>> No.56663000
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56663000

>Meds

>> No.56663009

>>56662939
ew stinky

>> No.56663015

>>56662922
+2.47% and even my shittiest plays have broken even

>> No.56663017

>>56662922

I bought gold miners because they're so goddamn cheap. Still not sure it's time yet. O well.

>> No.56663022
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>HBI: +10.64%
Panty bros we're pulling up

>> No.56663026
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56663035
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>>56662922
+1.04%

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>>56662922
Waiting for another gap up tomorrow

>> No.56663050

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

>> No.56663057
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56663057

>>56663038
bobros..

>> No.56663064
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56663064

I’ve made a mistake

>> No.56663072

>>56662978
I hope the gop keep infighting

>> No.56663074
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56663074

all in SOXL at $22, don't fucking redeem this week.

>> No.56663075

>>56663064
When has SQQQ ever not been a mistake?

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>>56662922
+0.91

>> No.56663082

>CATHIE WOOD NOTES CPI COULD BE NEGATIVE IN 2024
THE ORACLE HATH SPOKEN, ROTATE INTO CASH

>> No.56663083
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>>56663057
Honestly I have so much dry powder left over if it's deep red I will just slurp

>> No.56663093
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56663093

>>56663017

Also URNM is back up 6% near the highs. Utilities roping. Physical yellowcake barrels DRS'ed. The nuclear squozzle is squizzling. Patriots in control.

I think I will hold it for a bit longer. Perhaps 2 more weeks.

>> No.56663094

>>56662922
I'm crabbing, my longs make up for my shorts.

>> No.56663096

>>56663082
>FED CUTS RATES TO ZERO IN EMERGENCY MEETING

>> No.56663097

>>56663064
How much is your overall worth?
Damn down 5k

>> No.56663104
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56663104

Question for those who have made it: how much short term capital gain is too much? Do I need to start paying estimated taxes at like $10k or is that not something to worry about until like $50k? I don't need the IRS to ream my taint

>> No.56663129

>>56663104
It's calculated based on a % of how much you paid last year. I ended up owing 12K last year but because I only paid 30K in total the previous year I got penalized for not doing estimated payments. They'll send you the bill (eventually) if you owe anything because the form is extremely complicated.

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>>56663022

>> No.56663143

Damn that EUR/USD, so noice...
I might take a dip in your burguer markets :)_

>> No.56663157

>>56662551
You never head of a bond auction that failed?

>> No.56663173

what happened to the global recession and collapse of the US that all the chuddies were talking about?

>> No.56663180

>>56663097
Overall? No idea. Folio was 28k before this bad bet

>> No.56663195
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Long ai, godbless

>> No.56663204

>>56663104
You need to pay estimates equivalent to the previous years tax bill. If 90% of your total income comes from a job and is correctly withheld on W-2, you should be close enough that you won't need to make estimated payments.
https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f1040es.pdf

Underpayment interest rate was 7% for most of the year, and is now 8%. Not the end of the world to pay late, especially if you regularly use margin.

>> No.56663211

>>56663093
Good luck anon, I was up 75% on my CCJ so I sold yesterday

>> No.56663214

>>56662864
fair point.
>>56662784
most people under 35 aren't going to die for a US colony.
>>56662914
nope, not even isreal can unite the GOP now.

>> No.56663218

>>56662998
Then why did you drop 30,000 on it. Lmfao.

>> No.56663231
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56663231

I don't understand the stock market

>> No.56663232

>>56663231
Line go up

>> No.56663237

>>56663214
Is that what you think? Did you see how the whole hockey stadium cheered for that groid?

>> No.56663242

>>56663231
That's the best part, you don't need to

>> No.56663245
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>>56663231

>> No.56663248

What do you guys think about the US Dollar? Is it going to continue to fall against other countries as they pause rate hikes and eventually start lowering the Fed's rate?

Today has been brutal for USD->PLN. Probably similar when compared to other currencies too.

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>>56663231
join us brother

>> No.56663257

>>56663218
There's a buyout offer in cash at $30.

>> No.56663265

>>56663257
then why is it under 10 dollars?

>> No.56663271

>>56662449
That is a cow and not a bull

>> No.56663280

Enrolled in my 401k today. Mutual funds are such garbage. Its ridiculous I cant just buy SPY.

>> No.56663286
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56663286

What are good companies to invest in if I believe in gambling being a long term (min 10 year) hold. Lotteries, casinos, online gambling.

>> No.56663288

>>56663248
Oh don't worry dude, line goes up forever. Infinite bull rally.

>> No.56663293

>>56663248
I think long term we're going to keep getting dedollarization. It's not going to be the cataclysmic event everyone keeps fear mongering about. But it's going to keep yields much higher for longer. America is going to be more sensitive to inflation since we can't offshore as much of it to other nations holding our bonds.

This in turn is going to eat into our margins and cause growth to be slower and the stock market, which is overwhelmingly dominated by large growth cap companies dependent on that cheap refinancing debt (10% of them are fucking zombies that don't even make profit), to possibly crab for like a fucking decade.

International is going to have the opposite effect and will become better as their yields go down as more people run from the dollar. Also we're most likely going to need higher taxes to pay for this insane welfare state debt bubble which will also slow growth.

>> No.56663295

>>56663280
It really is a scam. Check out the Expense Ratios on some of these 401k specific funds. Highway robbery.

>> No.56663294

>>56663286
FDJ

>> No.56663297

Do NOT work in trade processing in the year 2023, there is no fucking winning guys.

>> No.56663298

Sold all my SOXL at close to lock in some profits.
How bad am I gonna hate myself tonorrow?

>> No.56663301
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>RUSSELL 2000 +5.44%

Small cap bros.... Its finally /our turn/

>> No.56663303

>>56662515
the tranny slaps the black dude first. High IQ move

>> No.56663304

>>56663298
a lot, I only sold some worried about the faggot shit in congress going down tonight but it probably has the votes to pass.

>> No.56663309

>bobo missed buying the bottom in october for a second time in a row now

>> No.56663310

>>56663265
DoJ is suing to block. Not enough buyers willing to bet that they lose the trial, even though various Biden admin departments have been repeatedly losing their merger appeals.

>> No.56663318

>>56663295
I quit my job every year to roll over 401k (cash) to an IRA. That's the only real way to escape. Then stacc 410k for another year at a new job. Rinse and repeat. Don't invest, just be in it for the match. As soon as it's in your IRA you can invest.

>> No.56663325

>>56663026
what 3x are you holding rn anon?

>> No.56663326

>>56663293
This is what I'm afraid of the most. A decade+ of stagnation compared to the rest of the world. I'd rather have a really bad recession for a year or two instead of how they are trying to drag things out like this.

>> No.56663336

>>56663318
>Don't invest, just be in it for the match.


A lot of jobs don't vest the funds until you've been there for a couple years. Getting the match and dipping isn't a really a valid strategy unless you know the vesting schedule before you apply.

>> No.56663341

>>56663318
Quitting every year - pretty drastic! But I like the strategy haha

>> No.56663345

>>56663309
>Mumu bought the top for the umoteenth time in a row

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>>56663293
>Growth dying
The age of value begins.

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>thursday

>> No.56663364

>>56663336
>A lot of jobs don't vest the funds until you've been there for a couple years.

Then quit after a couple.

>>56663341
With software jobs, you can go anywhere you want.

>> No.56663365

>>56662438
I wish someone would kill her.

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>> No.56663396

>>56663365
before or after?
>Your muscles loosen immediately after death, releasing any strain on your bowel and bladder. As a result, most people poop and pee at death

>> No.56663410

>>56663326
>>56663353
The big thing is that we wouldn't have an issue BUT our entire system is designed around the cheap 0% debt. It didn't matter if a company went years without making a profit. They could just get some cheap loans or sell some chunk bonds.

If you look at when we crabbed, like the first decade of 2000, it was because the market was correcting from high pe over vaulations down to a lower one.

And the huge bullrun has been because of the insane pe ratio growth. Almost all the out performance of domestic stocks is because of that. So we very likely can have a decade long crab as the market slowly self corrects back to average PE values

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Should I use some of my gains today to buy a new computer mouse? The wheel on mine is pretty fucked up. When I'm scrolling up and down /smg/, it randomly skips multiple pages

>> No.56663421

>>56663129
So reporting capital gains of 40% of your previous year's gains was enough to have you penalized? How much was the penalty?
>>56663204
Thanks chief. I'm gonna resubmit my W-4 for my day job and have them withhold some extra from my paychecks. I doubt it'll do much for this tax year but hopefully it'll lessen the hit for next.

>> No.56663439

>>56663286
PENN

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56663443

I wonder when we will see this massive influx of zoomer again.
Do you guys remember the days we had like 2 /smg/ an hour during the lockdowns?
That was kinda fun

>> No.56663449

>>56663396
I can’t believe we all have to shit ourselves one day

>> No.56663450

>>56663421
They haven't sent me the bill yet. It's been 7 months. I'm hoping the IRS decides it is not worth the 800 bucks and never sends it to me. Those were rough numbers by the way. I remember owing the additional 12K but I forgot how much federal tax I paid last year. State + Feds was 50K from my job

>> No.56663457

>>56663419
Gotta get that fixed ASAP unless you’re some sort of masochist that likes spoilers

>> No.56663486
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>>56663449
It happens at the beginner and end for everyone

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56663490

>>56663419
I always put off replacing my mouse when the buttons break and it's always a relief to finally do it. I'd just go ahead and do it so you aren't mildly annoyed for the next 3 months.

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>>56663396
>Your muscles loosen immediately after death, releasing any strain on your bowel and bladder. As a result, most people poop and pee at death
This is how I know I did CPR on a dead body for 7 minutes.

>> No.56663524

>>56663450
Godspeed, hope it never comes because I feel like they'll charge you interest for those 7 months.

>> No.56663548

>>56663325
upro, urty and soxl

>> No.56663585
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56663585

Welp, my sister has gone even more schizo at this point. Drugs, alcohol, and mental illness. She's ripping our family apart. I'm holding the fabric of our family together with a piece of fucking dental floss. Women were a god damn mistake.

>> No.56663657

>>56662862
I'm glad we traded being good at math for showboating niggers

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>>56663585
“You gotta know when to hold them
Know when to fold them
Know when to walk away
Know when to run”

>> No.56663663
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56663663

>>56663585
It is time to take her boating on the great lakes

>> No.56663667

>>56663421
One last thing worth noting. If you prepay taxes you can avoid the underpayment penalty, but if you end up overpaying you don't get any interest back from the Fed.
Since the gap between t-bill interest and the IRS penalty isn't very large, it might make more sense to skip out on prepayments because there's some uncertainty in whether you'll actually have capital gains. Think of it as a 50/50 in losing 5.5% interest on your own money, or losing by owing the IRS an extra 2.5% on top of the interest you earned that you otherwise wouldn't have owed by just paying outright.
Unless you're confident you'll make money, the odds tend to favor not paying right now. Especially when you consider the potential of tax loss harvesting.

>> No.56663685

>>56663663
Yes, not for the reasons you are "implying" though. It's time to throw her into the middle of the lake before she drives drunk with my nephew in the car and gets him killed along with her. Poor fucking kid doesn't even know what the hell is going on. Tried to have her committed, but you know how that goes...

>> No.56663701
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56663701

Another day. Kicking back at work doing "nothing" but gawking at the SAVE ticker on google. Looking forward to the day hopefully soon to see it just skyrocket to 30.00 when the Judge rules in favor. That young female co-worker wore a low cut top that showed off her assets to the fullest today to. So hey all in all a good day.

>> No.56663726

>>56663701
How long do you think that's going to take? Is anything even scheduled? What's the deal with the cash offer? Judge needs to approve it?

>> No.56663729

>>56663318
Do you need to quit to rollover the funds? I thought it was something you were allowed to do anytime.
>>56663295
I picked one with a .4x% expense ratio, but knowing it will underperform and it benefits globalhomo has me sour.

>> No.56663730

>>56663701
>when the Judge rules in favor

when is that

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56663741

>>56663585
>Not keeping your schizo mental illness in check with drugs and alcohol

>> No.56663754

>>56663701
Your a bit early today, also, where did all your hair go?

>> No.56663760

>>56662419
Anybody know what ETF i should put some cash into? Honest question. Already put some in VOO.

>> No.56663764

>>56663516
Oh man. I was involved in a situation once just like that.
>neighbor is reported missing (we rent a house separated in to two halfs)
>the fuzz knocks on door
>have you seen neighbor?
>no, but i have the key to his part of the house if you want to check
>police decline that as there are complications to entering like that without probable cause as I am not the owner of the property
>police leave card and ask me to let them know if I learn anything
>i wait for about 30 minutes, say fuck this i'm going in
>find him
>rigor, lividity, he's been gone for 12 hours at least
>call up emergency
>they want me to start CPR
>jesus christ
>police arrive instantly as they were a block away
>did not have to attempt to resuscitate a corpse
Fella died of a heart condition he didn't tell anyone about.

>> No.56663784

>>56663295
The biggest scam of mutuals in 401ks are the "front-load" fee of 5-7% taken out of every purchase that goes straight to the custodial advisor for "professional guidance". You have to really scrutinize the fee structure and make sure front-load is 0%.

>> No.56663788

>>56663764
I’ll be that neighbor one day
Just pray it isn’t my son that finds me

>> No.56663793

>>56663788
Anon, really? Are you and your son not on speaking terms?

>> No.56663797

>>56663741
The drugs and alcohol definitely are NOT working in her case. I wouldn't even care if my parent's weren't a mess because of it. Stopped by my parent's house because earlier in the day my mom told me to stop by to grab leftovers. Had to leave almost immediately because my parent's are a mess and refuse to see my father cry because I respect him too much. Will one of you autists take her off our hands please?

>> No.56663801

>>56663701
>DCAd into KO because of you
>Down 7% YTD
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts you faggot

>> No.56663806

>>56663784
So that goes to the financial advisor that chose which fund to put your money in, not even the management fee for the fund itself, is that right?

>> No.56663812

>>56663353
What’s a good penny stock to throw $200 at? It’s not to enough to add rounded shares to my holdings and I don’t like having less or more than lots of 100.

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>>56663797
In all seriousness, that sounds terrible and I hope it resolves peacefully and quickly for everyone. I just keep my own schizoness together with booze and weed, and it works pretty well.

>> No.56663818

Rocker posts new video. Market pumps. Coincidence?

>> No.56663824

Is Burry getting fucked hard our signal to finally go short?
I feel like that's as good a sell signal as any

>> No.56663826

>>56663818
he did rag on bulls

>> No.56663836

>>56663793
He’s three lol I’m just saying i hope someone else finds me dead

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>>56663824
Normally I'd say yea, but I just bought puts for the first time in weeks, so it may pump some more just to fuck me and not dump til the second I capitulate

>> No.56663870

>>56663824
What happened with Burry?

>> No.56663872

>>56663850
Well we're still off the Shit and Piss ATH so it's possible. I'm gonna see if we get a pullback and then another rip up and then go short. And if we keep pumping from here then it's too fucking obvious it's not going to last.

>> No.56663885

>>56663443

Once they get stimmy checks from the government. So about 11 months to go.

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>>56663824
Call me paranoid, but I feel like he's now a character, like Kramer.

>> No.56663895
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56663895

>former coworker worked for AMRS
>talked major shit about how AMRS is a great company doing great things and how she's got 40k in employee stock options cuz she's that much of a heckin girlboss
>gets mad at me when I tell her about risks of having that much in a small cap biotech
>fast forward to now
>its bankrupt
God I wish I could see her face now, but the stocktwits and reddit salt mines are keeping me well fed.

>> No.56663897

>>56662526
I thought Martin was an interesting character until I watched some of his live streams and realized he is just a midwit poser. Typical NYC faggot who is all talk. Plays chess but isn't good at it. Only "invests" in things where he has insider information on scams. The type of dude that keeps tons of leather bound books he never reads in his office to impress other midwits. Just another NYC scammer.

>> No.56663899

I love my 60/40 mutual funds, it has helped me be a NEET for the past 10 or so years now. Fuck 401ks though I will never ever put a cent of my paycheck in them.

>> No.56663924

Guise he's just like us, he's doubling down! Kek
>>56663870
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1724521124178850276

>> No.56663926
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>>56663895
>tfw they redeemed

>> No.56663939

>>56663924
Based bubble viewer

>> No.56663942

>>56663730
>>56663726
The judge overseeing the case has said he wants to get it done before the Christmas holidays. Keep in mind that depending on how quick both sides presents their case or if a settlement deal is reached then this could blastoff before then. Timing don't really mater though. Just as long as the judge rules in favor. Then you'll get your money quick. (stock will do a U up to the merger amount as is typical of these things or you could wait for the official close). If for some shady reason a denial ruling then the stock is cheap you just gotta hold it till you can sell for a profit.

>> No.56663959

>>56663836
I hope you go to regular checkups or something, anything to make it until he's an adult. My dad died young and it broke my family apart in various ways.

>> No.56663965
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56663965

i just checked the charts, slept through the entire session. made 3k.

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you do that

SANTA RALLY!!! oooo)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56663966
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56663966

CURE bros I'm tired of waiting

>> No.56663968
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56663968

Business & Financially speaking, I've kind of unintentionally been doing NNN since ~Oct 30. It's been suspiciously easy for me but I was curious to see how far it could go. Well, my kinky zoomer FWB came over last night and despite 14 days of NoFap and NoPorn I couldn't stay hard enough to receive a blowjob or have sex so I teased her for 2 hours and finished her with my hands. I have been calorie cutting and working out pretty hard though and had a couple drinks beforehand thoughever.

>> No.56663971

>>56663942
So, what's for dinner you cheap bastard?

>> No.56663973
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56663973

>>56662950
BTW i m poor

>> No.56663974

>>56663870
"i may be early, but im not wrong"

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56663975

>>56663965
That's a nice Apu
Don't forget the Turkey Trot rally though
I won't be spending Thankgiving with my family or anyone, so this rally is all I have to live for this season

>> No.56663980

>>56663813
Glad you feel that way. Marry my sister than and keep her in check so my parents don't have to suffer.
>>56663818
This is what we call a textbook fake and gay pump.

>> No.56663996

>>56663968
Low test, obese and have heart problems or a fag. Which one is it? I'm guessing obese since you mentioned calorie counting

>> No.56664016

>>56663975
based fren i hope you make some unrealistically stupid gains before year end

>> No.56664019

>>56663754
Well I still got some hair. Thank god.

>> No.56664025

>>56663968
>beforehand thoughever
?

>> No.56664026
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56664026

Jesus, there's an unreal amount of pain in /smg/.

>> No.56664037

>>56663942
Are the court dates not public?

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>>56664026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56664040

>>56663924
I hate to tell you guys this, but only equities get reported on 13Fs
Burry regularly liquidates his entire stock portfolio to trade futures

Zerohedge knows this but puts out these headlines for normie clicks. He’s probably losing money or flat, but if you think the 13F single day snapshot means anything you’re retarded. You got hit with the normie filter

>> No.56664063

NEW!
>>56656499
>>56656499
>>56656499

>> No.56664064
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56664064

Well now that the market is going up and I'm making money It's been so long I got used to eating cornmeal to survive ($2.47 = 60 meals). So I'll keep buying stock I guess...

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56664068

>>56662922
Been busy with work the last few days.
Praise be to the stock gods. The past few weeks of violent green have me sus bro's fr fr. I will enjoy the ride though.

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>>56663924
>double down bet against semis

OH NONONONO HE BOUT TO GET LUM'D

>> No.56664074

>>56663968
Not ejacing for more than a week lowers test. Makes you anhedonic. Also you’re probably depressed and need to get in shape or you have some other nutritional/blood problem

“Low test” as a genetic thing is largely a meme. I get that way sometimes if I get depressed and then let everything else start sliding.

Start with morning walks and getting 3k calories/day if you aren’t fat. Obviously lift and get to the point where you’re comfortable lifting HEAVY (safely) in a few months. Sun is a big deal if you can get it this time of year

>> No.56664087

>>56664040
Don't take it so seriously, cuck, we're just fucking around here, you seem new

>> No.56664092

What's the best play for SAVE? I've got 50k cash. Options? Buy leveraged? Need to make some nice gains.

>> No.56664093

>>56664063
Lol

>> No.56664103

>>56664087
I’m not I’m just in a really good mood because I got the all clear to exercise and went for a run for the first time in almost a month so I’m good mood autistic

>> No.56664111

>>56664092
All in one month out $25 calls CANT LOSE
(I know more than anyone on wall street, the judge is my uncle)

>> No.56664115

>>56664063
>meme stocks
We like to make money here

>> No.56664120

i know there was an anon here who was holding off on going long because he said he was waiting to see what happens with da russell's small cap selection. is it time now? smol caps(hats) rallied like 5% or someshit

>> No.56664130

>>56664093
>>56664115
Up 6% today. Seems you smiggers couldn't buy the dip. Maybe if you visited our threads you'd learn something :^) next week $40

>> No.56664145

>>56664130
Anon are you saying you sold

>> No.56664157

>>56663585
Bratty sister needs correction!

>> No.56664159

>>56664037
Well honestly the best way to find out what's going on is to scan the stocktwits page. Someone there keeps posting a trial recap of the day's events. Yeah I know a lot of the stuff there is pure begging and nonsense but sometimes you get some good stuff to.

>> No.56664166

>56664145
Selling before MOASS which is literally happening 12/6. Get in now or stay poor forever.

>> No.56664183

C3.ai

>> No.56664191

>>56663585
The fun part as a man is knowing that if you needed help none of them would give a fuck. The whole family thing is pretty overrated

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56664229

>Houthis: We will not hesitate to target any Israeli ship in the Red Sea or anywhere we can reach.
Uh, ZIMbros... our response?

>> No.56664243

>>56663942
>>56664037
That "before the end of the year" quote was before some trial delays. So your SAVE payout will likely be February or thereabouts.

Source: I am the judge for the trial

>> No.56664250

>>56664229
Bottom signal.

>> No.56664275

Should I close my disney short put spread they just went OTM ($90). Scared of a downturn. Expiry is january 2024, entered like a year ago so got a fair bit of time decay already.

>> No.56664287

>>56664191
Applies to all relationships. Most people die alone.

>> No.56664289

>>56664183
More like C3 GAY-I

>> No.56664300

>>56664289
Dang. He got me

>> No.56664305

>>56664275
yeah im gonna close them lmfao I got lucky as shit, literally 45 days from expiry and it dropped 75%

>> No.56664306

>>56664300
No but seriously it's a scam company, you may as well be gambling on GME or CVNA or ASTS (pronounced "ass to ass")

>> No.56664312

>>56664166
>MOASS
Isnt it barely shorted and at a record low

>> No.56664313

>>56663701
>$30
yeah bud JBLU which is worth $1b in market cap is going to pay $3.8b for SAVE. lmao

>> No.56664315

>>56664306
i remember some redditor gambled on that company , he was up to like $1m usd and then kept gambling now he's down to $200k or something

gamblers never stop, it's insane.

>> No.56664317

>>56664306
Without a doubt. Doesn’t mean it’s not hitting 45 first. January calls will print

>> No.56664318

>>56664092
Depends how much risk you want to take. For best reward in my view, probably far OTM options for any expiry past Feb. Look for $20-25 strikes.
These are discounted on fears Jetblue would try to renegotiate the merger. There are 3 major factors to consider with save right now:
>risk of trial loss
>risk that Jeblue bails on merger
>bankruptcy risk

You can read more into the situation and form your own opinion on each of those risk factors.

>> No.56664320

>>56663966
Well shit, if you want excitement switch over to biotechs. Roughly similar price action but 3x wilder through LABU/LABD.

>> No.56664321

>>56664314
>>56664314
>>56664314

>> No.56664364

>>56663585
Buy her a one-way bus ticket to California, problem solved.

>> No.56665176

>>56663439
>>56663294
Thank you anons. I'll do my due diligence