/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56659262]

Business ideas
>lawn mowing
>pressure washing people's drive ways
>industrial scale plastics manufacturing company
>selling learn to code books that are just the documentation for the language, but in your own words with funny jokes here and there

[Anonymous No.56659276]

fucking israel

[Anonymous No.56659279]

>>56659276
that is not profitable and illegal in many parts of the world

[Anonymous No.56659291]

>>56659279
no I mean the bombs they throw on palestinian children and women

[Anonymous No.56659293]

>>56659262
>low effort """"""""business"""""""" thread
you missed dropshitting

[Anonymous No.56659300]

some more ideas
>carving human-size wood statues of animals with a chainsaw and selling them for $8,000 each
>bakery

[Anonymous No.56659317]

>>56659293
This is /biz/. This is the highest effort thread on the board.

[Anonymous No.56659353]

Installing laminate/vinyl flooring is pretty easy and doesn't require expensive tools

[Anonymous No.56659439]

I have been thinking about purchasing a food vendor cart and getting licensed but I see too much competition because I live in the northeast and everyone eats at fast food joints and gas stations during the week. I wouldn’t ever eat something off a cart desu and I wouldn’t expect others too either.

[Anonymous No.56659454]

>>56659439
I have a buddy who does that. Stick it right outside of the courthouse or jail.

[Anonymous No.56659474]

If you're going to do a trade, do something with a higher barrier of entry and more esoteric model like electrician. Insulates you against being undercut by a goblin.

[Anonymous No.56659477]

>>56659454
Interesting, a jail/prison sounds like an untapped market thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.56659479]

>>56659262
>laundromat
>soda vending machines
>shrimp farm

[Anonymous No.56659486]

>>56659262
what software did you use to create that image? looks great

[Anonymous No.56659509]

>>56659474
I’m going to take my universal cfc test tomorrow, I have a full time job in a labor union and it’s mostly commercial and light industrial experience I am not sure how to go about learning residential.

[Anonymous No.56659541]

>>56659300
I could automate this with a CNC machine
>>56659353
knee pads - good for starting, but bad long term - no growth unless you start managing and hiring, but you'll still probably be doing the work sometimes.
>>56659439
food is a bad business to get into unless you have good social media to go with it.
>>56659479
laundromats are a big investment upfront.
vending machines are dead

Im close to finishing my dating app, hopefully that will set me on the nomad lifestyle

[Anonymous No.56659565]

>>56659486
Midjourney

[Anonymous No.56659579]

>>56659541
>I could automate this with a CNC machine
definitely. Just be sure to stage a fake workshop because hipsters are the only people who would pay $8000 for that, and they tend to think handmade = better

[Anonymous No.56659616]

>>56659262
I just got my machinery delivered. It's looking up, bois.
12 months of admin and bullshit paperwork but a few more weeks and I can start production.

[Anonymous No.56659712]

>>56659579
you can sculpt it in zbrush and give it a handmade feel or finish it by hand instead of doing 'everything'

[Anonymous No.56659736]

>>56659262
Roofing contractor.
>t. commercial roofing contractor
But don't work insurance claims unless you're exceptionally skilled at doing so (like me). Every carrier is out to fuck both your and the policyholder's tender holes to avoid paying a penny for a covered loss.

[Anonymous No.56659757]

>>56659474
This is why I do insurance work because Mexicans can't work claims.

[Anonymous No.56660543]

>>56659736
I haven’t seen you on here in a while. How is business going?

[Anonymous. No.56660674]

Any microgreens farmers in here?

[Anonymous No.56661116]

Be a handy man. Assemble furniture and install ceiling fans, that kind of shit. All you need to start is a cordless drill. Everything you have to do literally comes with instructions. As long as you're not smoothbrained and can do stuff quickly you can charge $30-$40 an hour to start. Put flyers up in grocery stores. Easy to design in microsoft paint.

[Anonymous No.56661180]

I've work in IT and thought about starting a remote IT support business. Charging by the hour to remote into boomers' PCs and Macs and fix their shit.

Half the battle would be getting them to install something like TeamViewer for remote access though.

[Anonymous No.56661199]

>>56660674
My friend runs one, I do mushrooms but intend to add those at some point.

[Anonymous No.56661202]

Business idea
>solve Millennium Prize problems

[Anonymous No.56661231]

>>56659262
>Disposable Cell Phones
>Left-Handed Products Store
>Rent-A-Cactus Service
>Edible Soap
>Silent Alarm Clocks
>Toe Sock Repair Service

[Anonymous No.56661248]

>>56661180
Have them pay in Amazon gift cards for that liquidity

[Anonymous No.56661298]

>>56661248
My selling point would be I'm a white American. I've even thought about starting a MSP but only for small, cloud based customers.

[Anonymous No.56661384]

Graphic design
Product photographer
Videographer for events
AI companion

[Anonymous No.56661512]

>>56661474

[Anonymous No.56661604]

>>56659262
>lawn mowing
I did that as a teen
>pressure washing
Isnt that like a hobby for most people?
>industrial scale
Good luck breaking into the monopoly
>learn to code books
We dont beed another blog cutie

Geez why am I even here

[Anonymous No.56661889]

>>56661231
At least these aren't repeat ones I keep seeing over and over.

[Anonymous No.56661933]

>>56659262
I recently got a free grill. It was filthy as hell. So I googled grill cleaning. A guy sent me a college kid with some equipment. He spent 2 hours cleaning the grill. I venomed the guy $250 for the privilege. A total scam, price wise, but a clever business. He probably has a bunch of little websites for all kinds of little odd jobs.

[Anonymous No.56662012]

>>56659262
Anyone with experience with starting an immigration agency?

[Anonymous No.56662037]

>>56662012
I wouldn't complete with the Mexican drug cartels. They don't like competition.

[Anonymous No.56662054]

>>56659262
I want to run a ghost kitchen but feel like the time for that is long past. The pandemic was prime time for that kind of business.

[Anonymous No.56662104]

>>56662054
You can be like the Mexican ladies that sell pre-made tamales to workers. Or the guy on college campus that sells pre-cooked/bunned hotdogs to drunk college students.

[Anonymous No.56662399]

bros im about to finance

[Anonymous No.56662415]

>>56662104
I was thinking more like the way MrBeast Burger operates, making a menu on UberEats or Doordash, but cooking everything at home so I don't have to rent an actual restaurant and outsourcing delivery to the platforms.

Main thing stopping me is I wouldn't know how to handle an inventory.

[Anonymous No.56663464]

>>56659262
Paying gypsies for collected snails, then exporting that shit to france

[Anonymous No.56663692]

>>56662415
you cant run these out of homes, they run them out of communal kitchens with storage space for rent

[Anonymous No.56664044]

>>56659262
Selling pictures of AI generated women

[Anonymous No.56665084]

Sending large amounts of email to promote a product or service. Still quite effective if you know how to do it.

[Anonymous No.56665092]

>>56659262
Umm... So I'm not allowed to shill my shitcoin scam in this thread? /biz/ is dead

[Anonymous No.56665158]

>>56659262
i just started purchasing all the supplies and equipment for a scaled up version of my microgreens ive been growing. both the grocery stores near me and 3 about an 40 minutes from me agreed to basically run a trial for a a couple months in different seasons to see if/when it sells.

[Anonymous No.56665203]

>>56665092
>Umm... So I'm not allowed to shill my shitcoin scam in this thread? /biz/ is dead

Yeah, they call it /biz/ but there's almost no actual business discussion. They're OK with you shilling ponzi-coins but if you link to business resources "bAn FoR sPaMmInG"

[Anonymous No.56665480]

>>56665084
How do you get the emails

[Anonymous No.56665718]

>>56664044
I always wondered if you created an AI generated only fans girl or even used old leaked photos of some rando combined with some deep fakes if you could con a few grand a month from unsuspected simps

[Anonymous No.56665789]

>>56659262
Redpill me on pressure washing

[Anonymous No.56667417]

>>56659262
>lawn mowing
>pressure washing people's drive ways

Isn’t that just, work?

You can’t really go work in construction and say youre a “businessman” right?

[Anonymous No.56667555]

>>56665789
there will always be someone out there to undercut you and boomers will say "i could do that myself" if you charge too much. basically the case with all unskilled manual work with low overheads. to make money in this category you have to accept some danger (roofing), damage to your body (floorer) or unpleasantness (drainer)

[Anonymous. No.56667930]

>>56665158
Wow man nice. What is your operation like now?
How did you start?
What varieties do you grow?
Which ones do you recommend?
Do you only sell to grocery stores?
How did you get customers?