/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56650171]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56650182]

[Anonymous No.56650181]

>outdated links
i'll be back later

[Anonymous No.56650183]

>CPI goes up more than expected
>well our money is only safe in stocks to hedge against inflation
>cpi doesn't go up as expected
>MOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56650185]

let's go oil
woo

[Anonymous No.56650186]

And we crab up for the remainder of the day, shows over boys.

[Anonymous No.56650190]

Guys why don't we all just do the same trades? We could be like an institution but it's just the 4channers. We should all pick something to buy in unison at the same time

[Anonymous No.56650193]

DIE MUMU DIE!

[Anonymous No.56650195]

PUMMMP

[Anonymous No.56650208]

Mother of God

[Anonymous No.56650212]

>>56650181
This pepe closely resembles a guy i work with

[Anonymous No.56650224]

is this bullish or bearish on the overall market?

[Anonymous No.56650228]

>0.7% real STIR
They might not be done hiking

[Anonymous No.56650239]

>>56650190
Well it's illegal for starters

[Anonymous No.56650247]

>>56650190
Theres already a gamestop general

[Anonymous No.56650248]

>>56650021
>>56650096 (You)
Con't
The Fed's rigging is over. We go the other way now.

This line going down is what paid for 30 years of market pump. Also destroyed the middle class of the west, inflated away the dollar (and other western currencies), etc etc I'm not getting into the social commentary I just want to make money.

It has turned around. We're going up (down) now. My big question is:

Do we chop for a while and form a bottom, or does it just rocket?

[Anonymous No.56650252]

>>56650239
Not if you create a publication that issues recommendations first

[Anonymous No.56650253]

>institutional investors obviously slurping up spy pre-market
>durrr da hurrr doi imma wetail investorrr (drooling)
>time to sell my shares of spy even doe it's being swurped!!
Fucking retards

[Anonymous No.56650254]

>>56650171
kek i made that bobo

[Anonymous No.56650267]

Asia looks so fucking bad and so does the rest of the world given Jap machine tool orders

[Anonymous No.56650268]

>>56650253
Don't you just love it when retail idiots fall for the same tricks over and over again? If I had enough money to manipulate markets I probably would too, it's too easy

[Anonymous No.56650270]

>>56650253
holidays aren't cheap this year, so extra pocket money is required. Turns out inflation was higher than expected.

[Anonymous No.56650272]

>10yr yield 4.695%
>30yr yield 4.809%

[Anonymous No.56650287]

>>56650272
Give it a month and both will be back over 5%

[Anonymous No.56650289]

>>56650272
Yes

[Anonymous No.56650300]

>>56650253
i just want to help my greatest ally out, they're going through rough times and deserve some cheap cheapies

[Anonymous No.56650304]

>>56650270
Turns out you're fucking wrong. Why do retail bears look at the most generic bullshit, like the price of Cheetos or McDonald's or flights to Paris, and use that as an indicator of inflation? That's an indicator of how much retail is willing to get ripped off by faggot ass corporations, that's literally it. If they have the cash to keep buying at these ridiculous prices, things are actually much better than you idiots think.

[Anonymous No.56650305]

Yields nigga
Bonds nigga

[Anonymous No.56650313]

SAVE finally bottomed. Good time to enter for an easy triple

[Anonymous No.56650324]

>>56650304
I don't think alot of these guys go outside. If you see people shop in public most they do is complain at the register or make a joke yes still purchase. Especially unnecessary vices and luxuries.

[Anonymous No.56650328]

LOWER

[Anonymous No.56650329]

>>56650313
the richfag told me november 17th

[Anonymous No.56650339]

>>56650313
lewd

[Anonymous No.56650343]

>>56650313
That was funny. Thank you

[Anonymous No.56650345]

is there a bobo version of this

[Anonymous No.56650346]

>>56650304
>>56650324

Just kiss already faggots

[Anonymous No.56650354]

P.s. slurp this
Spy ain't dropping chucklefucks

>>56650346
Short it I dare you retard

[Anonymous No.56650370]

>Micron down bigly
Ohhh wowwwww it's because...... China filed a lawsuit against them. Can we just take China out of the fucking equation already? Why do we let such an openly manipulative country affect the US stock market like this?

[Anonymous No.56650380]

accidentally started scrolling through the baggie general thinking it was /smg/ and thought i was having a stroke

[Anonymous No.56650404]

>>56650370
because we outsource all of our manufacturing to them. the only reason you can get stock valuations like we have is because of China.

[Anonymous No.56650410]

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

[Anonymous No.56650413]

The estimate for CPI is 3.3 tomorrow. But it will be 3.9 or higher. This is not a guess. This is what will happen. Trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.56650419]

>GameStop nearly at pre-squeeze levels
The market is healing

[Anonymous No.56650420]

https://www.forexlive.com/news/is-today-the-day-we-get-a-new-32-year-high-in-usdjpy-20231113/
>Is today the day we get a new 32-year high in USD/JPY?
>US yields continue to tick higher and USD/JPY is now up 33 pips to 151.85.
>The 2022 high was 151.94, so we're just a hiccup away from breaking it. Remember, that rally caused BOJ intervention and USD/JPY ultimately fell to 128.00 in the aftermath.
>It's not often I get to post a quarterly chart, but here's the USD/JPY look going all the way back to 1989 when the Japanese property bubble was imploding.
Reminder: Intervention = Sell US bonds (US yields move higher) use the $$$ proceeds to buy yen to prop up yen, use yen to buy Japanese bonds to prop up bonds
Banks balance sheets cannot withstand bond prices moving sharply lower

[Anonymous No.56650431]

Japan doin a lil sumn sumn

[Anonymous No.56650443]

>>56650410
>Bobos barely give a shit about dump
Schizos doom posting increases ten fold at the slightest movement downwards

[Anonymous No.56650473]

>>56650420
>>56650431
LMAO!!!
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.56650486]

>USDJPY

[Anonymous No.56650506]

Little bear gonna cry, little bear gonna cry
He's a fat short little guy, fat short little guy
He shorts cuz he's short, he shorts cuz he's short

[Anonymous No.56650518]

>>56650473
Did they sell US treasuries or something?

[Anonymous No.56650545]

>>56650518
the reaction from the bond market has been exact opposite, which to me, is saying
>we were extremely worried about BOJ selling bonds hardcore to intervene
>they intervened, bond market didn't react
>we were more worried than we should have been
>BOJ was able to get it done without crash selling
>so maybe we should be covering some of our bond shorts
at least to me, that is what the price action / tape is saying
but we'll see - more to come

[Anonymous No.56650560]

>>56650380
What's the baggie general?

[Anonymous No.56650561]

Bobo standing in the middle of a stadium
Surrounded by mumus
Pointing and laughing at fat little guy

[Anonymous No.56650564]

>>56650473
>>56650518
If the yen bottoms here with their most important export getting destroyed and yields spiking this much the Yen unironically might double

[Anonymous No.56650569]

>>56650420
that is nice but somehow everyone missed when short term rates spiked to 50% in China at the end of October

why is no one talking about this. repo rates spiking like that are a fantastic predictor of financial crises and the run on the repo market started 2008 GFC

[Anonymous No.56650576]

>>56650545
They weren't selling US gov bonds their holdings are steady
They have been selling corporates which makes sense to me as someone that barely understand how Basel III works

[Anonymous No.56650609]

>>56650576
>>56650545
So all of the screeching about Japan selling bonds over the last two months was - wait for it - A HUGE NOTHINGBURGER? Color me shocked!!!

[Anonymous No.56650617]

>>56650569
We did talk about it.
>>56526630
It's just not "current" news. We are all aware of it and how bad things are.

[Anonymous No.56650618]

Fatass bears with cheetodust up the fat pads of their knuckles, why aren't you bragging now?

[Anonymous No.56650625]

>>56650618
being a sore winner is distasteful.

[Anonymous No.56650627]

>>56650609
I was tasked with unwinding the biggest bond book in the world I would start with the corporate bonds since taking liquidity out of sovereigns hits corporate liquidity but not necessarily vice versa
But yeah shit has to keep getting more fucked for it to matter

[Anonymous No.56650634]

>>56650609
it's just the schizo twitter post of the week, all the mentally ill people find a tweet with a bunch of bot retweets and pretty graphs and post it here as if they found some secret wisdom

[Anonymous No.56650647]

wtf is market doing? moody downgrade should dump market 2% but it's crabbing. Am I missing some other news?

[Anonymous No.56650653]

>>56650618
because we, unlike mumu, don't brag over a 16 point move (lol)
we are too busy watching yen and bonds right now, trying to figure out what the big boys are doing

[Anonymous No.56650657]

>>56650647
you're seeing a wealth transfer from bobo's to mumu's

[Anonymous No.56650664]

>>56650653
Figure out how to buy calls

[Anonymous No.56650667]

>>56650647
moody guidance didn't tell anyone anything they didn't already know

[Anonymous No.56650672]

>>56650647
Not really an actual downgrade (outlook) and Moody's was just face-saving by stating the obvious. They can't act too blind or else it looks bad for them.

[Anonymous No.56650675]

Death to America
Bomb America
Bomb the federal reserve
Kill politicians
Kill CEOs
Kill Joe Biden
Kill Jerome Powell
Kill Donald Trump
END CAPITALISM
FREE THE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.56650677]

Rumor is David Soxl is coming out this afternoon to announce they have made a technological breakthrough and are now going to start producing full conductors.

[Anonymous No.56650682]

russell still deep in the red and shows no signs of recovering soon. not a bullish look at all. only when small caps can keep pumping like large caps are we actually in bullish territory

[Anonymous No.56650698]

>>56650647
>Why didn't this politically motivated (((credit downgrade))) tank the markets?!
God you guys are so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.56650703]

>>56650682
Russel has crabbed for 19 months while the S&P/NQ have recovered almost their entire 2022 losses. The only thing that matters is the big 7 tech stocks. Until those stop carrying the market the small caps wont have any bearing on overall market direction.

[Anonymous No.56650710]

>>56650675
daring, aren't we

[Anonymous No.56650711]

>>56650647
Because it's not a downgrade, it's just "Quit being politically retarded or we MAY downgrade you soon".

[Anonymous No.56650722]

>>56650698
Lmao. Yeah, Fitch, Standard & Poor's, and Moody's all downgraded just due to political motivations. You are 100% a paid government shill. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.56650729]

>>56650304
Have sex incel

[Anonymous No.56650734]

>>56650711
I want a downgrade. Fuck this credit shit. Credit is evil and purposefully used on the financially uneducated. I have never had credit. No credit cards, I have no credit. Everything is based on cash and my negotiating skills. Debt is good, credit is bad.

[Anonymous No.56650737]

>>56650734
>t. Dave Ramsey

[Anonymous No.56650746]

>>56650729

[Anonymous No.56650766]

>>56650729
Are there any internet celebrities that even post here? I wouldn't consider that one fat alcoholic tranime poster much of a celebrity.

[Anonymous No.56650771]

>>56650722
Hahahahaha I was waiting for some faggot to reference the S&P downgrade from OVER A DECADE AGO you disingenuous doomer FUCK lmao

[Anonymous No.56650779]

>>56650171
Sell options
Theta can be ur fren

[Anonymous No.56650792]

>>56650675
Niggers. That’s honestly all that comes to mind. Niggers. I hope they hit at least one of them.

[Anonymous No.56650796]

>>56650766
Dave Ramsey is posting in this very thread right now

[Anonymous No.56650811]

>>56650771
They are able to raise the ratings back up, you know?
Why didn't they raise it back up? They've had more than a decade to do so.
Oh, because it was 'just politically motivated.' I see.

[Anonymous No.56650826]

Just checking in, anything better to do with $75k yet besides sit on treasuries and collect 4.65% interest?

[Anonymous No.56650829]

>>56526630
>spiked to 50%
I thought you meant up 50%, but no it actually did hit 50% temporarily. China's rates look like shit though, almost as bad as Japan's and they're still cutting.
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/some-chinese-institutions-borrow-50-rate-liquidity-squeezed-2023-10-31/

[Anonymous No.56650839]

>>56650811
I love how you're the one that brought up the S&P downgrade from 2011 but now you're acting like it was me. Lmao. Bears are such disingenuous fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.56650842]

>>56650826
wire it to me i can guarantee 4.85% returns

[Anonymous No.56650853]

>>56650647
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.56650864]

>>56650826
Grab a bunch of 4 week T-bills, could grab 400 bucks a month by doing nothing I guess...
Other than that I'd just shill throwing shekels at stocks you know well and let them do their bit for a while.
Or if you want you could also do SPX credit spreads but this assume you know how to manage them.

[Anonymous No.56650869]

>>56650842
sent

[Anonymous No.56650875]

>>56650779
That's a miracle. Roger must've worked hard for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.56650895]

with my stocks turning red
it's getting too risky
to cope i might drink this
whole bottle of whisky

[Anonymous No.56650918]

>>56650895
Keep in mind that when it wears off You’ll be no better off. Try working the problem instead of drowning it in alcohol.

[Anonymous No.56650922]

Question for the options guys (downloaded trial of IKBR and playing around)

I buy a call, let's say, very early, like 1-3 months before expiry. The price is higher because of time left til expiry. I pick Strike 440 SPY. Does it matter WHERE I buy even though expiry is slightly above strikelevel? In other words: Can I even lose money buying a longterm position despite the underlying ending at or above strike level? In essence: Does timing matter or is just a bet for the endresult and your timing only influences if you make gains at the strike level or just get out with a breakeven (NO LOSS). Or can you lose despite closing above strike level, but time fucked your option to eternity so that you make losses and don't breakeven DESPITE expiry above strike level. I think the question should be clear now. Thanks

[Anonymous No.56650934]

>>56650839
What the fuck are you talking about.. You argue like a retarded woman (and/or paid gov't shill - maybe both)
First you tried to argue that the downgrades were politically motivated >>56650698
I pointed out that 3 different agencies have done this >>56650722
You then tried to argue that S&P's didn't matter as it was 10 years ago >>56650771
I pointed out that the fact that it was 10 years ago is an indication that things have not improved, if they did not raise it at any point in 10 years - that it's not "lower the grade, and we can never raise it ever again!" - if the situation improved, S&P could have raised the grade at any point in the last 10 years >>56650811
then instead of addressing each of these arguments, moving goalposts every time, you then jump to "Oh I didn't bring it up!!" >>56650839
Kill yourself retard

[Anonymous No.56650935]

>>56650922
it doenst matter where you buy. with trading apps available on the cellular phones these days you can buy stocks anywhere. I have bought stocks from such exotic locales as my bedroom and also my bathroom. Even my kitchen once or twice. Ain't technology grand?

[Anonymous No.56650943]

>>56650935
>stocks
Have you read my post?

[Anonymous No.56650952]

>>56650922
doesn't matter what you buy you will lose it all so just be yourself

[Anonymous No.56650961]

>>56650952
Have you read my post?

[Anonymous No.56650971]

I closed my MGNX (biotech shitco) short that I opened on Friday for a 3.3% profit

[Anonymous No.56650982]

>>56650922
Taco tuesday from taco johns if you don't like big macs from mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.56650983]

>>56650943
When I was a young man I got my first job at the tender age of 12 and one half years. I got paid 10 cents an hour to dig postholes with an old fashioned posthole digger. No fancy machines for us back then no sir you had to be a real man. I dug postholes all day and drank hard all night. Sure the alcohol blurred a lot of the experience but you can still see that I know a thing or two about posts.

[Anonymous No.56650984]

>>56650345
I took a stab at it

[Anonymous No.56651001]

its joever...
The flows are too strong
the market is ignoring everything...
SPX 46000 by the end of this week

[Anonymous No.56651003]

where did the dwyer posters go?

[Anonymous No.56651018]

bros they're building a chick-fil-a across the street
this is extremely bullish for my personal life

[Anonymous No.56651021]

>>56650984
Bobo posters should always be banned though

[Anonymous No.56651024]

>>56650982
>>56650983
Have you read my post?

[Anonymous No.56651032]

>>56651018
don't get too excited. their quality is drastically lower than it used to be like every other restaurant in existence while having 40-70% higher prices

[Anonymous No.56651035]

Has anybody read my post?

[Anonymous No.56651036]

>>56650922
dont who is the options guy that you are referring to but i love shilling IBKR TWS for options
time does matter yes, entirely hypothetically speaking, if you buy a 1 month out 440 SPY call and in 15 days, or whenever you decide to sell, the price is still exactly the same then the price (or premium) of your call is very likely to have dropped, that is theta ass banging you
there are a couple more greeks that could save your ass but they have a bigger impact around events - vega and rho
vega could pump the price of your call if there is high volatility as vega shows how much the implied volatiltiy would move the price of your option
rho affects the price of your option based on the interest rates

IBKR TWS has a "peformance profile" for options, if you right click the bid or ask price you can click Analytic Tools -> Performance profile and it gives you a break even price, see attached

[Anonymous No.56651041]

>>56651035

[Anonymous No.56651044]

I require a being of some intelligence to explain to my why FRCB was up to 31 cents a share three months ago. What was the expected outcome to justify investment in a regional bank already gone bust?
Further, excellent sideways movement.

[Anonymous No.56651049]

Oh my god gais the fundamentals and the news and everything and this random indicator and the yen is leading to everything falling reeee!!!

We still pump buddy. We're in parabolic mania now. None of your little analysts or fed meetings can stop us

It's age of the retard.

[Anonymous No.56651050]

>>56651035
read?

[Anonymous No.56651056]

>>56651024
No I haven't, email the link I'll look it over sometime after lunch

[Anonymous No.56651061]

>>56650185
>Only post ITT mentioning OIL
>Didn't even capitalize it

[Anonymous No.56651064]

>>56651036
I have such a love hate relationship with IBKR, it's good half of the time and then runs like crap the other half. Good for options and futures in my experience and the web platform is better than tastyworks but it had odd quirks from time to time that don't make sense.
For example rolling options in there can be a hassle last I used it.

[Anonymous No.56651066]

>>56651044
I didn’t think folks were allowed to keep the female crabs. What’s going on with this?

[Anonymous No.56651080]

>>56651018
>No Chick-filler in my town
>Always fly out of Albany
>Airport has a chick-filler
>Keep scheduling my flight on Sundays
Ah!
>>56650711
Yeah it's a nothingburger. Some company seething about our toddler-tier government.

[Anonymous No.56651082]

>>56651064
>>56651036
IBKR is best used through their mobile app.

[Anonymous No.56651083]

>>56651003
Sometimes it's a Dwyer market, sometimes it's a Kornheiser market.

[Anonymous No.56651087]

>>56651066
>folks

[Anonymous No.56651088]

>>56651082
i'll chop my dick off before i trade options on a phone

[Anonymous No.56651102]

>>56651044
those are invasive rock crabs. they're the niggers of crabs and must be eradicated

[Anonymous No.56651116]

>>56651066
i explain everything here in this high quality post
did you read my post?
>>56651102

[Anonymous No.56651119]

I love being an impulsive person and trading options. I either 10x or lose my account!

[Anonymous No.56651120]

upwards crab momentum. NQ will close green.

[Anonymous No.56651131]

someone check the real time fed liquidity chart, i think they're injecting RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.56651133]

>>56651088
Your loss. If you can't instinctively detect ideal options strikes in your head on the fly while in the bathroom taking a shit, you're never going to make it anyway.

[Anonymous No.56651147]

>>56651131
liquidity is stored in the balls

[Anonymous No.56651149]

>>56650313
Bottomed for today. Because court is closed: https://twitter.com/David_Slotnick/status/1724072067056713949

[Anonymous No.56651157]

>BOIL, the LETF, is less green than UNG
Can't wait to sell ITM calls on these soon to be assigned puts, and then never touch LETF's again, since the leverage only seems to go one direction.

[Anonymous No.56651160]

SOXL calls for this Frida or next?

[Anonymous No.56651171]

>>56651157
Bro, please, read the prospectus.

[Anonymous No.56651172]

>>56651082
Also using the mobile app. TWS and all that bullshit looks like it's from 1998, wtf is that bullshit.

>>56651050
readed, I meant

>>56651036
Ok, thanks.
Well, that's what wonders me, why there are so many options months prior to expiry. Why the hell would you buy it so far off expiry and risk losing so much through theta. Only makes sense if you hedge in some other way or form (read about Iron condor/butterfly and that bullshit).

[Anonymous No.56651177]

>>56651160
wait for the next Frida. This Frida has a unibrow and a mustache

[Anonymous No.56651182]

>>56651177
Fuck does that mean lol

[Anonymous No.56651183]

>>56651035
I don't really get what you're asking, are you asking about theta? Because yes an option sold early is worth more than an option at expiration, so timing does matter.

[Anonymous No.56651193]

>>56651177
I like this Frida... Checked.

[Anonymous No.56651198]

Bears got real quiet kek

[Anonymous No.56651201]

Am I pro?

[Anonymous No.56651205]

>>56651177
basing my moves off this new insider information

[Anonymous No.56651209]

>>56651182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frida_Kahlo

[Anonymous No.56651218]

>>56651182
you're never gonna smash arthoe pussy if you don't know the lore

[Anonymous No.56651226]

>>56651209
>german father and a mestiza mother
To all the jungle fever and yellow fever faggots ITT, let it be known that creaturas like frida are the product of your unions.

[Anonymous No.56651229]

>>56651041
ok plemmitor

[Anonymous No.56651233]

>russel down 8% yoy
>s&p up 11% yoy because of a handful of gigacorpos with monopolies
>economy in shambles
>recession indicators everywhere

Something will eventually give. It's going to be a bloodbath when it does.

[Anonymous No.56651238]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1699892582372211.webm

[Anonymous No.56651239]

Is it true most people don't pay Federal income tax?

[Anonymous No.56651241]

>>56651172
>Also using the mobile app. TWS and all that bullshit looks like it's from 1998, wtf is that bullshit.
It's for boomers who still think they're cool. Same people who unironically use arch linux.
I experimented with it for a while, but there's no real advantage. Just random lag and disconnects and you'd need to keep your phone out to do their mandatory 2FA regardless. From what I remember, TWS can't even do extremely basic shit like normalizing currencies to USD value. Kept showing my 1 mil yen in a few Japanese stocks as the largest position.

[Anonymous No.56651247]

>>56651172
you buy far dte options if you expect a big move in the future but are not sure if it will take 2 weeks or 2 months
if you bought spy puts in july during the big pump because you thought this is way too high and will probably sell off soon, you'd want to catch the first leg of the drop and then ride it so you buy options that are 3 months out
it is high risk and it is why a lot of people will tell you to instead sell options and get paid using theta, i believe that requires a bigger starting portfolio and is lower risk + lower reward in general but can really blow up in your face if it goes wrong which happens very rarerly for people that are good at it, no personal experience with it just talked to people that do it

[Anonymous No.56651248]

>>56651226
I just moved to the whitest state in the nation and I'm going to import a qt brown latina and flood the place with goblin babies and you cant stop me

[Anonymous No.56651253]

>>56651238
Based.

[Anonymous No.56651256]

>>56651233
Also what will make it even worse is that it will likely not happen in 2024 because it's an election year. They will do EVERYTHING in their power to keep the ship floating just to get the election over with.

2025 will be the year of reckoning

[Anonymous No.56651263]

>>56651248
If you're prepared to subsidize spawn that don't look like you at all than go crazy.

[Anonymous No.56651270]

>>56651253
Who knows why BA is up more than 4%, but it's a sign America is back.

[Anonymous No.56651298]

People talk about how the stock markets got absurd valuations. It's true. Overvalued growth stocks are awful to look at, and you see decent, well-adjusted asset allocators being forced to buy it because that's just what market beta is forcing them into.

But no one talks about how the dating market has absurd valuations. I was just going shopping this weekend and I saw at least 3 couples where the man was a solid 7/10 or 8/10 and they were with an overweight disgusting slob of a girlfriend who isn't fitting into any of the clothes she's wearing.

This isn't because those men are chubby chasers. It's because the valuations in the dating market are fucked. The market value for any non-obese decent girl is so fucking high that decent looking men are forced to "buy" "assets" that are grossly "overweight" (overweight).

Another way of looking at the pricing inefficiencies in the dating market is that any woman who is not obese thinks she's hot as fuck because her competitions are all slobs with no self control.

[Anonymous No.56651312]

>>56651263
the alternative is pretending to enjoy the company of a boss babe white woman in exchange for no spawn while subsidizing a million anchor babies gutter trash beaners spawn. A nice brown girl will make me food and give me a blowie every morning, white girls cant compete

[Anonymous No.56651315]

>>56651270
Low jet fuel prices and wars.

[Anonymous No.56651317]

>>56651298
you already posted this last thread

[Anonymous No.56651319]

>>56650289
Go back to /osg/

[Anonymous No.56651328]

>>56651298
I'm thinking of getting a chub girl myself just because everyone else cheats on me

[Anonymous No.56651333]

>>56651312
This is what eastern european mail order brides are for, my good man. The children will look somewhat like you and you will still receive the perks you have listed.

[Anonymous No.56651336]

Tech could close green

[Anonymous No.56651338]

>>56651247
Yeah, selling options is too risky for me. Don't want to get fucked with "unlimited losses". Just trying to find out if I can use those options as a hedge or for funny plays on stupid days. Would have thought there were more 0dte but it's rather weekly options. Still 2-3 days til expiry. Gonna see how it looks and acts then before I put real money into this. I could also buy barrieroptions or Turbo (probably warrants in english with a K.O.) on IG, which would be easier for me taxwise etc. But I'd like to see if there are occassion when this is more profitable.

The only reason would simply be, that you don't have a k.o that could be hit just for the lols only to end up winning afterwards, after being knocked out.

[Anonymous No.56651357]

>>56651338
I'm going to drink a coke (KO) for lunch.

[Anonymous No.56651360]

I could have been rich. Why does this Always Happen with fake money, äaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Captcha:TddTWS

[Anonymous No.56651362]

>>56651357
disgusting, respect yourself more

[Anonymous No.56651370]

>>56651336
tech will close green, all you need is AAPL to start pumping

[Anonymous No.56651377]

>>56651317
No.

[Anonymous No.56651378]

>>56651333
>trusting slavs
I'll take my chances with someone who descended from Roman conquerors and stone age savages. I make enough money to afford a castiza

[Anonymous No.56651381]

always good to buy 0DTE calls when you see a bobo in the OP

[Anonymous No.56651387]

I went on a date with a non-overweight girl last month (ticker symbol MTCH - Tinder) and she was acting like she was a supermodel and it was just very difficult to even converse with her. It was like talking with a retarded child.

The entire dating market from the perspective of a male is either overweight women (literally women who have just accepted they're going to always be fat slobs with 0 self control) or non-overweight women who never put in any effort into doing anything (retarded).

I am tired of sleeping around with women and want to seriously date but it's almost impossible given market conditions, unless you want to settle.

Why. Are. So. Many. Women. Overweight.

[Anonymous No.56651388]

>>56651360
because when you use real money the jews can see it on the order book and purposefully manipulate the market to annihilate your position

[Anonymous No.56651390]

>>56651338
This is why I would shill selling credit spreads to get your feet wet on the mechanics. Basically you sell a option and buy a lower value option to offset risk for a net credit.
If you have 500 bucks and good at directional plays doing something on the SPX would be easy and safeish enough for a someone who's green. If you're broke however the XSP does exist if you need something lower value to trade.

[Anonymous No.56651405]

>>56651149
>Bottomed for today
Court was closed friday too - still tanked. It's bottoming today because this week marks the close of the last monthly cycle of free options selling. There is no roll.
We've also reached the time limit on tax harvesting for those who intended on a guaranteed reentry window before a trial result.

From this point forward, flows point higher. The pain trade is now upwards.
That's not to say there can't be any evidence presented that would trigger a reevaluation of expected trial results. However, all else equal the odds favor an entry here.

[Anonymous No.56651408]

>>56651390
That is what bull put and bear call spreads are or what they are called. Maybe not these constructions but something alike.

[Anonymous No.56651411]

>>56651387
Most of the developed world is overweight or obese, even in Europe nowadays. You just never see them outside because they're overweight fucks that rarely go outside in the first place.

[Anonymous No.56651413]

>>56651328
If you work out and eat healthy, and you're able to get her to absolutely love you, Its the best of investments. Once you start living together she'll mimic your lifestyle and become fit. Next thing you know you're got a 12/10 gf that will forever be loyal to you because you loved her when she was fat.
Its like buying Bitcoin at $.08. Gotta play the long game brother!

[Anonymous No.56651419]

>>56651390
Yeah, figured out, SPX needs more money for opening a position. Not gonna gamble several thousand on options. It's for high risk gambles (I'd actually prefer 0dte) with a few bucks (50-250 Euros)

[Anonymous No.56651421]

>>56651411
There's no way that "most" of the developed world is overweight. You're 100% not going to see these giant fat landwhales in Australia or France or Germany. People still fat shame you in other parts of the world. In Japan, you are supposed to stare at fat people

[Anonymous No.56651424]

>>56651049
This is a melt up

[Anonymous No.56651426]

>>56650410
ser you are projecting very hard ser

[Anonymous No.56651427]

>>56651387
You live near the California bay. Literally the single worst dating market (for men) across the globe.

[Anonymous No.56651430]

440 is top for today

[Anonymous No.56651431]

>>56651338
selling puts does not have a possible unlimited loss as the underlying can't go below 0 but some of them can go low enough to wipe you
what do you mean about the 0dte ? TWS lets me go up to 500 on SPY for 0dte, might be a setting on the mobile app that lets you go display more strikes
for options i'd recommend reading this book to better understand the greeks - trading option greeks by dan passarelli

[Anonymous No.56651432]

>>56651357
based

[Anonymous No.56651433]

>>56651421
lol australian girls are absolutely fatfucks

[Anonymous No.56651438]

>>56651270
I don't ask questions.

t. BA enjoyer

[Anonymous No.56651443]

bang

[Anonymous No.56651445]

>>56651427
Yes, I'm competing with literal 0.001% males for super average women. When I used to live in chudzone, Idaho, I would date women who at least knew they were not hot shit despite being cute.
Perhaps I need to go and kidnap some women for a lower-income part of the country and bring them here and keep them as my bangmaid who cannot see the outside world and realizes that I'm probably in barely the 60th percentile of income here

[Anonymous No.56651449]

>>56651408
Yeah, a bull put would be bullish since the put your selling is worth more than the one bought, and you want the short put to go worthless for max profit. Same with a bear call but in the opposite direction.
If you can get good at spreads it does open up a plethora of other kinds of trades you could do so it's a good, limited risk stepping stone.

>>56651419
>SPX needs more money for opening a position
Kinda sorta, for a basic 5 point spread you only need 500 bucks for collateral, so don't over do it and manage risk at reasonable deltas. For example I'd never go above 30 unless it's beyond 30 days.
That said IF you are that broke then start with the mini-SPX or the XSP. A index euro style option but at a smaller notation which is more manageable on a risk side, just less profitable but then again that's not a bad thing per se if you're getting used to the mechanics.
(This assumes you only do credit spreads on XSP btw)
>https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/sp_500/mini_spx_options/

[Anonymous No.56651451]

Most people in this thread care more about being right than making money

[Anonymous No.56651452]

>>56651377
Yeah you did retard, do you think we all have goldfish memory or something

[Anonymous No.56651453]

>>56651438
how tf is BA remotely investable?

[Anonymous No.56651455]

>>56651421
Look up the numbers, Americans have the most obese people so far but overweight + obese makes up over 50% of the population in literally the entire developed world outside of Japan and South Korea. They're just fat fucks that never do shit like go for walks or have other people shop for them, so you never fucking see them.

[Anonymous No.56651463]

440 is the top for the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.56651464]

>>56651445
Exactly. Better yet, just purchase a mail order from Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.56651468]

>>56651431
Ok, thanks!

Oh shit, yeah there is a hide weeklies button. I thought that it was showing me ALL expiriies, but no. Weeklies push dailies AWAY, you don't see them because of the weeklies.

[Anonymous No.56651469]

>>56651433
There's no way that Australian Sheilas are as fat as the American Emily. An Australian Sheila would be considered a slim and trim American Emily.
>>56651455
>You never see fat people in other parts of the world bro but TRUST ME they still exist
>they're just....hidden away

[Anonymous No.56651473]

>the russell is actually following suit

we might actually be in a new bull cycle

[Anonymous No.56651475]

>>56651453
If the 737 MAXXX scandal and jeetware can't stop them, nothing can.

[Anonymous No.56651482]

>>56651445
Larp detected, everyone knows hot chicks flee from the flyover states to cities, chasing cock and the holywood dream.
Also the fact that you are reposting the same fucking responses as last thread, means your probably a bot

[Anonymous No.56651490]

don't buy DHL

[Anonymous No.56651493]

>>56651482
>Also the fact that you are reposting the same fucking responses as last thread, means your probably a bot
No, he's our resident biotech shitcoin jeet.

[Anonymous No.56651503]

>>56651449
>>56651360
You can see there that besides DAX, I bought SPY (which is also cheaper than SPX) and XSP as the last.

I read a little about those strategies, but I'm afraid of the possibility of the buyer exercising and what then happens. I just don't want to risk it with selling options. I'm already shorting the indices, enough risk for me, lol.

[Anonymous No.56651505]

>>56651469
Do you need me to link the google searches for you anon? Obesity alone is 20% on the absolute lowest end for European countries, and overweight is often near 50% alone. Pic fucking related. Most of the developed world has more overweight but less obese people, in America it's the other way around.

You don't see overweight people most of the time because they literally do not get out of the house.

[Anonymous No.56651514]

>>56651451
That is because if I am right I make money. So of course I care about being right. If I am wrong then I lose money. I refuse to hedge my positions. Just claim it off your taxes later.

[Anonymous No.56651517]

>>56651482
>Larp detected, everyone knows hot chicks flee from the flyover states to cities, chasing cock and the holywood dream.
This happens in pretty much every city except my metro area. The only women who dream of moving to the Silicon Valley are autistic Asian women from MIT

[Anonymous No.56651528]

>>56651514
The problem is people that keep bad positions too long
If I feel like a position is going to hell, I just exit and cut my losses, tons of people here end up bagholders

[Anonymous No.56651535]

This is insanity

[Anonymous No.56651536]

>>56651505
How the fuck is it that european fat people do not get out of the house? Are they just all on welfare (which i know is big in yurop). I just find it hard to believe that people who are fat also happen to have maids doing shit for them. There are no poor fat people in Europe who have to work?

[Anonymous No.56651540]

>>56651490
Why not?

[Anonymous No.56651544]

>>56651505
>Croatia more overweight than greece
Are you sure about that?
It is well known croats are taller. I'm greek and 6'1, but I know many are smaller, especially older generations. And they are fat. (too much gyros, souvlaki, paidakia etc at night (though time doesn't matter, they just don't move))

[Anonymous No.56651545]

>>56651528
I’m one of those people. The idea is, time over timing, unless it’s options; then I just try to time it correctly and if I am wrong then I gotta learn why and improve for future plays. I’ve been right plenty of times but being wrong once is what gets ya ass blasted.

[Anonymous No.56651546]

why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.56651552]

>>56651535
bobo is kill
https://youtu.be/OWAk8rhN2Jg?si=2DdBjrJ2mTWmIxdn

[Anonymous No.56651554]

>>56651514
How much do you typically get back on losses after claiming?

[Anonymous No.56651559]

>>56651503
Due note with Euro style options, like XSP, SPX, RUT, and NDX, there is no early exercise risk since they're cash settled.
So they ONLY go bad when the expiration date hits, a added bonus here is if you are in a bad situation you can technically keep rolling by proxy.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/europeanoption.asp

[Anonymous No.56651563]

>>56651536
They typically have family take care of them, and yes a lot of it is welfare. It's like the stereotype of the handsome young British man shopping for his 50 stone blob of a mother, except that's the whole continent now.

[Anonymous No.56651567]

yes oil
go back above the spr refill price
you should have never dumped this low in the first place

[Anonymous No.56651570]

>>56651546
The 0.08% giga pump

[Anonymous No.56651572]

>>56651552
I'm pissed I'll never get to see him live now
I guess bankers aren't allowed to have fun
(or make good music)
https://youtu.be/FHtIis3-qgE

[Anonymous No.56651574]

>>56651563
So that is why taxes are so high in Europe? Everyone can afford to be unemployed and just sit in cafes / go shopping in the middle of the day?

[Anonymous No.56651575]

>>56651535
>B
>A
>N
>A
>S
>https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.56651580]

>>56651535
It’s priced in.

[Anonymous No.56651584]

GTE is stinking up my portfolio
of all the oil stocks i picked the dumbest one to hold

[Anonymous No.56651585]

>>56651570
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LFG

[Anonymous No.56651597]

>>56651574
It's not quite that simple, a lot of them do work but that's the full extent to which they get out of the house. Just going for a walk or shopping is left to other people in their lives. A lot of the time they're basically leeches on the more healthy people around them that work too, so even if they don't have a job they'll lean on family for support instead of just jumping straight to welfare. The welfare does play a factor though.

[Anonymous No.56651599]

>What's the most you ever lost on an options play?
Sir?
>The most. You ever lost. On an options play.
I'm not approved to buy those. I couldn't say.
>Calls.
Calls?
>Yes.
For what?
>Just buy calls.
Well, we need to know what we're buying calls for here.
>You need to buy calls. I can't pick them for you. It wouldn't be fair.
I don't have no margin.
>Yes, you do. You've been on margin your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this contract?
No.
>2023. It's been traveling two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either ITM or OTM. And you have to buy one of the strikes. Call it.
Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
>Everything.
How's that?
>You stand to win everything. Call it.
Alright. 441 then.
>Well done.
>Don't sell it in the market.
Sir?
>Don't sell it in the market. It's your lucky option.
Where do you want me to sell it?
>Exercise it in your portfolio. Where it won't get mixed in with the others and become just a call. Which it is.

[Anonymous No.56651608]

>>56651451
>.gif
>not actually a gif
You sir are a disappointment and a fraud.
>>56651445
Why are you guys being so negative? There's no way it's that bad, right? I live in EU (city of 500k people) and most people are just fine. There is just a bit of a "phenomenon" you gotta accept when it comes to women and that's the fact that she has been run through during her time at uni and all women here go to uni. I can't fathom how they manage to go to parties or "game nights" or similar almost every day.
But assuming you don't mind that (I do though and that goes against the normie mindset), the chicks here are fine. Everyone is accepting of it and there's an accepted truth among everyone I know that the more experience a woman has, the better. Weird huh?
Financially speaking, it is pretty terrifying. Heh, it's pretty funny seeing the US just keep pumping. Just as I predicted, the "downgrade" meant nothing (since it wasn't a downgrade and they just reiterated what we already knew). Steel up, indicating infrastructure building is on the rise. And so on and on. Hell, even copper decided to wake up. We are finally healing bros.

Service inflation might get a huge uptick though. We'll see tomorrow as we get insurance figures

[Anonymous No.56651635]

>>56651608
you don't need to post paragraphs at our resident grandma milking toesucker

[CDLX No.56651647]

CDLX, CDLX I ALERT YOU TO CDLX.

Massive potential payoff to 20$, fell 50% due to market overreaction and low liquidity. I have added loads of this to my portfolio. Be there or be poor...

[Anonymous No.56651651]

I think I need to lower my IQ for this market

[Anonymous No.56651661]

Just sold my Oil at 78.49 (bought at 75.92), will reslurp at 76.30.

[Anonymous No.56651664]

>>56651647
i guess we shouldn't zoom out ?

[Anonymous No.56651666]

>>56651635
Nah, I'm in a good mood and I like to write. And bobos are getting liquidated which makes me even happier. Incredible just how futile all their attacks are

[Anonymous No.56651670]

Everyone is calling 440 so the actual top will be 430

[Anonymous No.56651684]

>>56651559
Oh ok, have to look into this.

[Anonymous No.56651707]

Member this faggot? Lmao

[putsRnotDaWae No.56651721]

Boboid are you ok?

[Anonymous No.56651723]

>two weeks into November
>already spent $170 on grocery food items for just myself, 1 person
Food's too fucking expensive now bros this shit is fucking ridiculous. Fuck Mondelez and Con-Agra and the other two or three mega corporations that control the entire north american food supply like a cartel and charge whatever they want regardless of actual cost to make

[CDLX No.56651731]

>>56651664
Exactly the point, has had massive hammering and low liquidity leading to the smalls sells creating massive price flactuations. If you read the transcript of their recent investor meeting they had stated they are still on trejectory for their goals this year. The massive drop came from the fact that there was a slight miss on the earnings. They will also sign another bank later in the year.

Short play for me but despite the non-stellar performance the financials are way oversold (in the shortrun)

[Anonymous No.56651734]

>>56651670
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.56651749]

>>56650208
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.56651754]

>>56651707
He's right, they're stalling the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.56651758]

>>56651721
You said?

>>56651734
SPY top

[putsRnotDaWae No.56651767]

>>56651758
NVDA is $487 and will be over $500 before earnings, $600 the day after earnings. You bobo losers lost. If you aren't buying NVDA and Chainlink right now you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.56651782]

>>56651767
You're probably right, it'll hit 575-600 before the tech bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.56651790]

>>56651749
It's ogre for Japan. Also, streetshitters on holiday.

[Anonymous No.56651797]

>>56651754
>It's inevitable!!!!!
Yeah I'm sure the most telegraphed crash in history is going to happen this time

[putsRnotDaWae No.56651799]

>>56651782
There is no bubble, AI is the future and is currently very undervalued.

[Anonymous No.56651805]

>>56651799
Zoom out a little and starting screaming

[Anonymous No.56651807]

>>56651767
Why do you always think trading up and down is something personal?
On one day I'm a bobo, on another I'm a mumu, it's not a damn identity
I swear people here don't care about making money

[Anonymous No.56651822]

What a week

[Anonymous No.56651824]

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Also, are we going up or down next week?
This is extremely important for my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56651826]

>>56651799
dumb zoomer

this is what Nvidia stock will look like in 20 years.
your ai "future" is already priced in to levels that won't materialize for decades if ever

[Anonymous No.56651827]

>>56651797
Economist Roger Babson was one of the most prominent prophets of doom, concluding that stock prices were wildly inflated compared to the prospect of future dividends. In September 1929, Babson told a National Business Conference in Massachusetts that “sooner or later a crash is coming which will take in the leading stocks and cause a decline from 60 to 80 points in the Dow-Jones barometer… Some day the time is coming when the market will begin to slide off, sellers will exceed buyers and paper profits will begin to disappear. Then there will immediately be a stampede to save what paper profits then exist.”

the 1929 crash was also telegraphed clearly, people were also warning about it for years
just like 2008 was telegraphed clearly, and people were warning about it for years
it takes a long time to move a ship of 332 million people in a sea of 7.888 billion

[Anonymous No.56651833]

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[Anonymous No.56651839]

>>56651807
people here aren't traders, they're lottery ticket owners and have emotional attachments to their decisions. most /smg/ posters cannot imagine being able to react to market conditions on a day to day basis.

[Anonymous No.56651850]

>>56651833
a little late to the party there, we are going back down to new lows soon

[Anonymous No.56651854]

>>56651833
wait, what?

[putsRnotDaWae No.56651855]

>>56651807
Bobos don't make money, they occasionally get lucky before getting liquidated for their entire account.

[Anonymous No.56651857]

>>56651723
Yeah I agree. I’ve spent $597 on a family of 4 since November first.

[Anonymous No.56651860]

Every individual stock will eventually go to ZERO.
Most will go to zero within the timespan of a human lifespan.
That's why if you're truly saving for the future you need to go with a market etf.

[Anonymous No.56651862]

>>56651807
He's just shitposting or retarded. It's pretty obvious NVDA and other tech stonks are gonna have one last big pump and then come crashing down sometime after that, maybe January they'll crash down.
Semi-conductor companies being down 25% yoy says what's coming.
Over-hyped, over-bought, out-performing the market. Anyone buying in now is an idiot.

[Anonymous No.56651865]

The fuck is happening to SQM? No news anywhere and every other lithium stock is shit.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56651867]

>>56651826
>priced in
EMH is garbage and only retards believe in it, go read what Soros has to say about that bullshit. Literally nothing is priced in, and the market is actually quite inefficient. We would already be at a 10T+ market cap on NVDA if the market was highly efficient.

[Anonymous No.56651871]

US debt crisis will begin in the next couple of years. Other nations selling US debt + boomer retirement WILL kill the US economy.

I personally will be moving to Thailand and throwing money at oil while it all falls apart and Walmart turns into a PvP zone.

[Anonymous No.56651874]

theoretical outcome of today

[Anonymous No.56651877]

>>56651826
>Cisco pioneered widely available, high end GPUs and AI chips + massive cloud data centers

[Anonymous No.56651880]

What day is the meeting? What time? What are the odds SOXL dumps down to 16 before or during that time?

[Anonymous No.56651884]

>>56651857
it's return to peasant diet of rice, beans, pasta, and bread at this point

[Anonymous No.56651888]

>>56651862
SOXS really reamed your taint huh?

[Anonymous No.56651889]

>>56651865
Ah they're rumored to be selling to Codelco https://twitter.com/MarcosAcciones/status/1724108607518839265

[Anonymous No.56651892]

>>56651877
The Cisco Nvidia comparison is actually very apt. Both were the "shovel" sellers. Cisco selling networking equipment for the developing internet infrastructure and Nvidia selling chips for the developing AI infrastructure.

History is a circle.

[Anonymous No.56651894]

>>56651865
It could be nationalized, so many people are staying the fuck out of it

[Anonymous No.56651901]

>>56651892
Nice bullseye you painted around your shots there, cowboy

[Anonymous No.56651904]

>>56651894
Yeah, but I meant for today specifically. See >>56651889 and compare it to your favorite lithium stocks.

[Anonymous No.56651913]

>>56651877
>>56651892
Look up Silicon One. Cisco’s marketing itself as a shovel seller in the AI space w/ high performance switches that enable distributed computation for AI

[Anonymous No.56651918]

Did you guys know that for the amount of money we've donated overseas and handed out to banks over the past 20 years, the US could have made a replica of Taiwan located on the open planes of the central US?
I'm talking everything, including the massive Semi-conductor factories, the apartments, the roads, everything could have been created down to the exact detail.

Just think about that.

[Anonymous No.56651923]

>>56650171
I haven't checked charts today how we looking

[Anonymous No.56651931]

>>56651923

[Anonymous No.56651934]

>>56651923
LINK is down 2.75% hovering just around $15

[Anonymous No.56651941]

>>56651918
Yes, america is cucked beyond belief. This is not news.

[Anonymous No.56651945]

>>56651918
A sound money system would legitimately solve 80% of the worlds problems, although elites would probably have their heads on pikes a lot more often. I just learned that mint workers in Ancient Rome tried to force a riot during the reign of Aurelius because they were directly robbing the roman people with currency debasement and pocketing the silver.

Crazy right? That'd never happen today, thankfully

[Anonymous No.56651948]

>>56651918
No, americans have fatfingers.

[Anonymous No.56651952]

>>56651945
Oops forgot to finish that thought, but mint workers were promptly executed for being in on the scam after riots were under control

[Anonymous No.56651971]

>>56651945
>>56651952
>>56651941
It just blows my mind that we were statistically the wealthiest country in human history and we blew it on giving handouts to Jews. Laughable. Now its all downhill.
I mean look at us, we're just trying to get some scraps so we can live comfortably.

[Anonymous No.56651974]

>>56651723
Whenever some asked me why I joined the military and I respond with "food" they always have a perplexed look on there face

[Anonymous No.56651987]

>>56651974
Don't join the military anons, they're starting to spam commercials with white men again, which means they're setting us up for something. Don't die overseas.

[Anonymous No.56652005]

>>56651971
1939

[Anonymous No.56652008]

>>56651934
GLNK price: $43.35
GLNK NAV: $13.98

Holy shit, I have never seen an ETF that dislocated. That's gotta be a typo.

https://www.grayscale.com/crypto-products/grayscale-chainlink-trust

Seriously, wtf

[Anonymous No.56652018]

>>56651974
>i got three hots and a cot and all i had to do was salute transvestites, march on my own capital in violation of the Constitution, and BOOOOOST
:thumbsup:

[Anonymous No.56652019]

>>56651987
Listen to this anon, I keep getting briefings about China and shit.
The US wants war

[Anonymous No.56652021]

>>56651552
>SPY 0.0023%
Settle down mumu

[Anonymous No.56652024]

>>56652019
Are you gonna get out in time anon?

[Anonymous No.56652063]

>>56652024
No, but I'm chair force so all I have to worry about is missles n shit.
If death comes it will be in a flash

[Anonymous No.56652065]

>>56651987
I got out of active service 2007.

[Anonymous No.56652083]

>>56651987
I feel bad for the zoomzooms, they're the prime draft age. I'm in my 30s and have a medical disqualification so I feel relatively safe right now.

[Anonymous No.56652092]

>>56651411
>Most of the developed world is overweight or obese, even in Europe nowadays
wrong

[Anonymous No.56652093]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56652107]

>>56652008
it's common for them

[Anonymous No.56652120]

>>56652092
anon, do you even understand the map you posted? Read it again.

[Anonymous No.56652121]

>>56652092
that's just a ratio of whether men or women are fatter in a given country, I don't think you're posting the right chart

[Anonymous No.56652128]

>>56652092
Is this the power of AI?

[Anonymous No.56652130]

>>56652008
People don't trust the ETF because they think grayscale is a piece of shit. Hence the discount.

[Anonymous No.56652135]

>>56652092
SHIEEEEET

[Anonymous No.56652136]

>>56652092
Anon did you seriously read this map so bad that you think the negative numbers represent negative obesity

[Anonymous No.56652140]

>>56652130
>discount
it's trading at a 300% premium ya dingus

[Anonymous No.56652142]

>>56652092
Looks like it's time for that trip to Europe.

[Anonymous No.56652143]

>>56652120
>>56652121
it means not every country has female landwhales around

[Anonymous No.56652149]

>>56652143
The map doesn't imply that either, just that a handful of countries have more obese men than women. Are you genuinely retarded

[Anonymous No.56652151]

>>56652143
lmao no

[Anonymous No.56652155]

>>56652135
why did white people make it do that?

[Anonymous No.56652156]

>>56652135
cleanitupwagie.png

[Anonymous No.56652160]

>>56652093
>nothing baked yet
I'm starting to think you tricked us.

[Anonymous No.56652165]

>>56652092
>7.1 russia
Ah, I see the culture of babushka is still very strong

[Anonymous No.56652172]

>>56652135
It looks like a fatsuit. The head is darker than the rest of the body

[Anonymous No.56652188]

>>56652092
>UK besides france (only slightly) the only NORTHWESTeuropean country with more obese women. You just know how they look like

[Anonymous No.56652193]

[Anonymous No.56652206]

>>56652193
You can blame those empty shelves on this fine gentleman >>56652135
, so please wait warmly the bakers are trying their best.

[Anonymous No.56652230]

>>56652107
Yeah, that's GBTC. Grayscale has a bunch of other crypto trusts and GLNK is the one for Chainlink.

>>56652130
Agreed. I think the NAV squeeze for GBTC and ETHE is on its last legs, so they'll be like expensive ETFs matching spot for the next month or two.

[Anonymous No.56652246]

/VX market maker paypig bros...

[Anonymous No.56652284]

wtf
dump already

[Anonymous No.56652287]

>>56652246
>basedbean meal futures beating SPY YTD

[Anonymous No.56652292]

FUCKING STOP CRABBING ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56652299]

>>56652284
we did that last month

[Anonymous No.56652302]

>>56652172
I wish it were a fat suit

[Anonymous No.56652304]

>>56652287
/OJ and sugar are doing the best this year

[Anonymous No.56652311]

>>56652297
>>56652297
>>56652297

migrate pardners

[Anonymous No.56652360]

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[Anonymous No.56652530]

>>56651102
Those are blue crabs you dingus

[Anonymous No.56652543]

>>56651116
Uh, no

[Anonymous No.56652567]

>>56652302
Why would a white women even consider socializing with those apes?

[Anonymous No.56652686]

>>56652136
lmao