[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 170 KB, 1600x900, BBD06F96-EE83-455A-B1EA-3DDA529A1211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56646937 No.56646937 [Reply] [Original]

I ate it all by myself, is there a way I can profit from this?

>> No.56646950

>>56646937
How much BTC for the dead dog?

>> No.56646960

>>56646950
10,000

>> No.56647032
File: 6 KB, 250x250, 1619206581975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56647032

>>56646937
I ate an entire Digiorno's Square Cut Thin Crust Four Meats Frozen Pizza™ all by myself. Don't worry brother, we're in this together.

>> No.56647038

>>56647032
That’s nothing.

>> No.56647045

>>56646937
That poor dog, no idea how some people can find that cute.

>> No.56647073
File: 429 KB, 800x553, D77227DB-3A22-46B4-BD2A-C02D36EECBAB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56647073

>>56647045
Stfu it’s for theatrics I’m not here to talk about real life except for the part where I ate an entire dominos large pizza.

>> No.56647095

>>56647073
> I ate an entire dominos large pizza.

That’s not impressive. I could easily down an entire large pizza on a cheat day

>> No.56647103

>>56647095
Did it in an hour.

>> No.56647105

I’m vegan and vegan pizza generally sucks, so I don’t have such problems.

>> No.56647111

a large at domino's is a 14 inch. that's pitiful

>> No.56647123

>>56646937

Actually you can only profit from NOT eating the whole pizza. It is very difficult. Especially living alone. But if you can force yourself to only eat half the pizza and save the other half for tomorrow you will have developed the discipline needed to be a successful trader.

>> No.56647148
File: 1.32 MB, 640x2264, CLG-8329327-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56647148

>>56646937
I drank a whole bottle of Wild Turkey last Saturday.

>> No.56647159

>>56647148
I used to drink a handle a day. Don’t miss those days, fucking wreckless.

>> No.56647242

>>56647148
-15 weeks off ur life

>> No.56648490

>>56647242
I don’t know about all that lol

>> No.56648501

>>56646937
>>56646960
>>56647038
>>56647073
>>56647103
>>56647159
>>56648490
A """""large""""" pizza today is at best a medium pizza from before 2020.

t. Domino's expert

>> No.56648506
File: 118 KB, 571x814, E6200AFC-A2B2-4181-BAB9-1C3B447F3267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56648506

>>56648501
I ate another sandwich already

>> No.56648557

You could realistically open up an onlyfans for repugnant feeder fetishising subhumans you fat fucking pig

>> No.56648646
File: 244 KB, 1000x1151, 1699644232052514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56648646

>>56647111
bruh, i went to a pizzeria after the shvitz this weekend
"small" pizza was like 12 inches and was 7.6€. delicious
i went to the states this summer and a frozen pizza was 3000 calories, i could have easily eaten it by myself. no wonder they are so far

>> No.56648721

>>56647148
I drink a bottle of Jack 6 days a week. Like God I rest on the 7th day.

>> No.56648727

>>56646937
weighed myself at my parent's house this weekend, i broke 250 lbs. at the beginning of the year i was like 225 and even then i was so ashamed of how i look i couldn't even look in the mirror when i got out of the shower. but i just don't have the willpower to exercise consistently and shitty food is the only source of dopamine since i quit drinking and drugs and i'm all alone and stressed out all the time for a million reasons and the world is falling apart so i just eat because it's the only thing that gives me even a modicum of comfort in this fucked up world

and the worst part is, i know i look terrible so it destroys my confidence so i'm basically self-removing from the dating pool and becoming a complete hermit which only increases my already horrible social anxiety and self-loathing and it's become this self-destructive feedback loop and nothing ever gets better. it only ever gets worse, in every single way. and every day i repeat the same mistakes, and i'm all alone, and i just don't see any way out of the hole i've dug for myself.

on the plus side, though

damn, i tried for a few seconds to think of a single positive thing to write so i could end this post on a good note and couldn't think of anything. i am a huge pile of shit and my life is a wreck.

>> No.56648742

>>56646937
you fat fuck

>> No.56648787

>>56647159
How much do you drink now, two handles?

>> No.56648800

>>56648721
Jesus Christ how do you not die from withdrawals on the 7th day

>> No.56648802

>>56647095
>cheat day
Post tits with timestamp whore, also post your fat rolls you slampig

>> No.56648843

>>56646937
Sell the blood you shit out to the salvation army.

>> No.56648848

>>56648501
You gotta get the 4 topping with triple cheese. Its just a 2 topping with normal amounts of cheese.

>> No.56648885

>>56648800
My current working theory is I can’t be killed. I will also smash NAC.

>> No.56648895

>>56648885
>My current working theory is I can’t be killed.
Thats a mental illness you know.

>> No.56649260

>>56648727
you need someone to love you desu, but it won't happen in this state
quit everything, phone, pc, etc.
just live the most basic human experience you can think of. spend a lot of time outside. it is the only way to start