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Sell me this man.

>> No.5663567

>>5663445
Insider here, I heard I'm getting listed on coinbase, don't miss out!

>> No.5663784

>>5663445
i am pretty small and femenine
good in cooking and cleaning

>> No.5664030

>>5663445
I have the following qualities and skills acquired through my vast experiences in the work force and on /biz/:
>Shilling shitcoins that will earn investors 10-30% on return within 2 weeks.
>Great sense of fashion, none of those anime naruto headbands.
>Managed a game changing project that incorporated the agile methodology.
>The ability to defuse any angry customer with my sympathetic reasoning and yet still screw them.

Most importantly I am a dedicated professional who uses a toilet and wash after every flush. My question to you is when is the best time for you to donate ETH to my address : 1CotWCLF52mn723o4PWwJRxajUpX81Ds9z

>> No.5664049
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5664049

>>5663445
give me a dollar and i'll give you 9 more in return.
http://digitalnote.org/

>> No.5664057
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5664057

>>5663445

>> No.5664077

Join our group:

t.me/WhaleWars

>> No.5664084

>>5663445
Ive got a solid dev team behind me.
If you dont hire me you literally hate money

>> No.5664106

>>5663445
I'm going to kill myself in the next five minutes.

>> No.5664156
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5664156

>>5664106
>killing yourself when you still can buy LINK sub-$100

>> No.5664186

>>5663445
I'm going to rule the world

>> No.5664287

>>5663445
>very stable, non-inflationary (can't go lower than now, which is 0)
>once had a solid dev team (devs went for cigarettes, coming back soon)
>not a linkie (can't afford to buy any)

>> No.5664306

>>5664057
he's certainly chad, but he's way too much to the point of losing some level of attractiveness. still very good looking but he looks as if he got a ton of work done in a not good way. i dont think he actually did but he's not far from the twins

>> No.5664348

>>5663445
He's a shadow, an enigma. But he's always behind you...every step of the way.

>> No.5664352

>>5664306
Taking the Bog pill is always a plus.

>> No.5664495

>currently below ICO
>great dev team (rumors of them abandoning the project are definitely just pajeet FUD)
I-it's a great buy guys I promise!

>> No.5664595
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5664595

u want fuk?