/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56630582]

Saturday morning with The Lord our Savior Jesus Christ edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Links for siscons:
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56630603]

buy Bank of China stocks
thank me later

[Anonymous No.56630615]

Let's short QSR because burger king sucks and Popeyes is for niggers. Their franchisees are declaring bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.56630635]

>>56630615
I really like BK's wraps, since those heathens at McDonald's got rid of the snack wraps.

[Anonymous No.56630638]

>>56630582
Threadly reminder for sister molesting anons here to seek Christ our king.

[Anonymous No.56630653]

>>56630638
>molesting
it's not molesting if she consents

[Anonymous No.56630669]

>>56630638
It's not molesting if the male consents

[Anonymous No.56630680]

This is the bottom for AQB load up your calls

[Anonymous No.56630707]

>>56630603
The one that just got hacked? I don't know why anyone thinks China is a good investment. They're not even reporting unemployment anymore it's so damn bad.

[Anonymous No.56630739]

ITS A COIN FLIP

[Anonymous No.56630764]

>>56630582
BLESSED
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[Anonymous No.56630814]

If you haven't seen it already because you're a nigger who doesn't have Bloomberg streaming literally 24/7 then I suggest watching the new Next Big Risk when/if they post it to YouTube or whatever. Boaz Weinstein has some views on the nearer longish term you might want to heed. And btw, M2 is being contracted, in addition to higher for longer. The exuberance is irrational.

[Anonymous No.56630834]

Good traders get thigh jobs and used tights, while bad traders get forced foot jobs till they pass out.

[Anonymous No.56630852]

>knew beforehand thanks to trend spider that SPY at 435 was the weekly gamma flip level
>”duhh, that must mean flip to bearish”
>9am Michigan Sentiment is inflation is rising, bad news right?
>as SPY falls into 435 I buy puts thinking it will dump lower
>get massively gamma squeezed out, missing out on a much needed 1,000X
I hope I get another chance at this, what a fucking miss. I had the levels, I had the timing, but I had to be a faggot bear. There was a good 30 minute consolidation that I could’ve realized how strong the support was before it squeezed. All I had to do was buy calls and get out of PDT hell but noooo

[Anonymous No.56630856]

I bagheld AVPT warrants for 2 years and I'm finally profitable. The market reacted well to Thursday night's earnings.

[Anonymous No.56630873]

selling a shitload of ASTR puts at open next week.

[Anonymous No.56630885]

Big ten suspended Jim harbaugh. This is unacceptable. We will take out our anger on Penn states bussy.

[Anonymous No.56630917]

[Anonymous No.56631040]

[Anonymous No.56631063]

>>56630582
he is risen!

[Anonymous No.56631064]

>>56631040
>the solution to all of our problems is to structure everything after the rent-a-center model
What could possible go wrong?

[Anonymous No.56631123]

>>56630917
Saudis are fugged. The U.S. is exporting too much.

[Anonymous No.56631200]

>entry job in texas
>25/hr, requires highschool degree, college degree is a plus
>entry job where I live
>25/hr, requires a master's degree, fuck you
>there are more senior level jobs than entry level jobs, economy literally designed for boomers

[Anonymous No.56631214]

>>56631200
Move out of liberal shitholes and life gets much better.

[Anonymous No.56631281]

Kek, even if "They" force the SAVE stock price down to $5.00 hey that works for me. I'll simply bag more. Lower my cost basis and when the judge rules in favor my sack of green will be that much fatter. If Jblu tries some fuckary and the buyout price is say 25 instead of 31 oh well I still win with a fat sack of green.

[Anonymous No.56631321]

>>56631064
That's a great way of putting it. I would actually fill that picture in more fully as being the Rent-a-Center/Title Max model.

[Anonymous No.56631334]

>>56631281
horrible

[Anonymous No.56631343]

>>56631214
Increasingly this seems like the only option.

[Anonymous No.56631345]

>>56631123
Sure Edomite. Sure. We can keep it up forever too can’t we midwit. Money is infinitely

[Anonymous No.56631357]

>>56630917
Oil will run this week. Test that resistance at 84. Then violent downward spiral to 66.

[Anonymous No.56631358]

>>56631200
>economy literally designed for boomers
Well boomers don't have degrees let alone masters but yeah the problem is they stay in those jobs basically until they can't work and then after 2020 theres a vaccum because a lot of them go 'i'm done.'

[Anonymous No.56631400]

>>56631358
And then middle to high job employers feel like they shouldn't have to train people, wanting employees with 1-years of experience-certifications and degrees be damned.

[Anonymous No.56631421]

>>56631358
Kek my job the specs for it call for a "bachelor degree". Do I have such a thing? Hell no. I didn't even go to college. I got punted into it. Due to mass shortage of people in the division. They promoted me. Plus I was also working on a transfer. So it was either promote me or watch me leave.

[Anonymous No.56631430]

>>56631040
>investors like google and random nigger...
lol why is media like this?

[Anonymous No.56631448]

>>56631421
Boomers kinda fucked society by making that a checkbox, like experience is infinity more valuable.

[Anonymous No.56631453]

>>56631345
yes
There is so much supply out there, and you are trusting everyone globally in the business to be "disciplined" to keep from crashing the price again.

[Anonymous No.56631464]

>>56631200
i make 24/hr packing boxes in a warehouse and get free health insurance

[Anonymous No.56631478]

>>56631358
What you need is the exact same thing the "boomers" needed, to figure out what they could do with what they had within the circumstances they found themselves in. The specifics are in constant flux, but the essence always remains the same. If you can't see a Way it's because you're blinded by looking for what you expect or wish to see rather than what is actually there.

[Anonymous No.56631482]

>>56630814
I think you'd probably trade better drunk than while being exposed to the garbage from Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.56631506]

It's been confirmed that mumus are statistically dumber than bobos.

[Anonymous No.56631516]

>>56631464
They do it to get H1B slave labor.
Education in the US is a waste of time until they get rid of that.

[Anonymous No.56631540]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.56631550]

>>56631482
>nigger tier take
Pro tip, there's far more to things than face value. You're either looking at a hillside, or a rare earths metals mine. Bloomberg is probably the single most macro/micro global/situational data/information rich source that ever has been. Its value goes far, far deeper than just "trading" too.

[Anonymous No.56631572]

>>56631464
aight, when I quit my job getting a new job at an Amazon fulfillment center near the beach it is.

[Anonymous No.56631576]

>>56630852
what did you learn? there will be more opportunities

[Anonymous No.56631599]

>>56631478
The level of bureaucracy depends on state but you're still fucked no matter what compared to how boomers had it. The permits & regulations back then were a joke.
>t. contractor

[Anonymous No.56631601]

>>56631123
I thought US oil needed higher prices to function.

[Anonymous No.56631627]

>>56631601
XOM has stated they are perfectly fine anywhere over $50.

[Anonymous No.56631650]

>>56630852
https://www.thebalancemoney.com/stop-and-reverse-1031400

[Anonymous No.56631661]

>>56631601
Shale aside, most U.S. oil should have break evens below $60

[Anonymous No.56631690]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/the-earnings-recession-is-over-the-economic-recession-is-coming-soon/ar-AA1jJR3X

[Anonymous No.56631731]

anions, in order to "make it" as you would say, i figured i have to leave europe in order to earn enough money to actually invest something. that being said, what sort jobs are in demand in the US that i go at for a few years before going back home? i´d also like to cruise trough route 66 into Vegas with my dad, and take him to California before he gets himself killed with alcohol

[Anonymous No.56631761]

>>56631661
>>56631627
That's actually not too bad, I thought it would be higher than that.

[Anonymous No.56631765]

>>56631731
Tech layoffs are hitting diversity hires, but I'd say your best odds are still programming. Medicine too has labor shortages. But sneaking into the country or illegally overstaying a tourist visa aren't going to let you make bank.

t. Burger who has actually never had to do any of that H1-B shit

[Anonymous No.56631788]

>>56631731
What do you do now?

[Anonymous No.56631793]

>>56631690
>*laughs in FCFS*

[Anonymous No.56631837]

>>56631765:
Well, I went into humanities. I was considering options, from flipping burgers and working at the docks to reaching out to Hispanic or european communities to teach them their own native languages and history.

>>56631788:
I'm finishing a degree in history, and I also know a few languages, particularly the relevant ones in the american continent, along with a bit of French.

[Anonymous No.56631847]

>>56631731
I realize this is highly situational, but you could maybe do a PhD there.

[Anonymous No.56631885]

>>56631847
one of my teachers who went into pre-history goes there every 2 weeks, i asked him about it once and he said he was in Chicago for a time earning about 60k and saving up 1000 each month. but he clearly didn't want to expand on it so i didn't press for more info.

btw, 60k in Chicago isnt that much, is it?

[Anonymous No.56631899]

>>56631885
Not in today's world. What year was he there?

[Anonymous No.56631907]

LMAO dividends are sooooo good

[Anonymous No.56631911]

>>56631837
>Well, I went into humanities
>I'm finishing a degree in history, and I also know a few languages
Oof, yeah, even natives with those skills struggle to find work in those fields.

>from flipping burgers and working at the docks to reaching out to Hispanic or european communities to teach them their own native languages and history.
The Hispanic angle is a plus since there are probably a ton of immigration resources aimed towards them, but you are not going to rake in a six-figure salary with those kinds of jobs.

First I'd read up on immigration in general, something like this:
https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/employment-based-visa-categories-united-states

Then I'd see what jobs I could do that are in demand and pay well. The Bureau of Labor Statistics has a nifty handbook here: https://www.bls.gov/ooh/

Lastly, as a reminder, before you sneak into the country, buy GEO shares so you can profit off your detention while falsely claiming refugee status.

[Anonymous No.56631927]

>>56631899
i dont know, he´s quite young. about late 30´s or early 40´s and hes also been to plenty of excavations in africa and shit. in either case, if he was saving up 1000 each month after paying for his monthly expenses it's still better than pretty much every country in europe.

[Anonymous No.56631947]

This is an incredibly brilliant Black man. He meditates. His meditation led him to not only excellence in personal awareness, lucidity, verbal expression, etc. but also business. (You) are the niggers.

[Anonymous No.56631961]

>>56631761
it was $65 but fracking etc has reduced it

[Anonymous No.56631962]

>>56631911
Nice, I'll keep it in my favorites tab, and when I'm near to finishing, I'll look up better into it.

I just want to be able to invest some $150,000 to $250,000 into dividends so I can get about $10,000 to $20,000 after the dividend tax. I could live like a king, and getting to know another country is also nice.

[Anonymous No.56631969]

>>56629877
33, 350k liquid, 450k illiquid, 100k debt

I had a good year but I'm still behind the index from before picrel

[Anonymous No.56632004]

Can you imagine jumping through all the government hoops like a good little goy instead of just doing it illegally under the table. If you're not defrauding the government you'll never succeed

[Anonymous No.56632032]

>>56631969
Nice. Are you looking for a husband?

[Anonymous No.56632035]

>>56631837
There's a lot of seafood companies that will hire foreigners (even illegal ones) and help them acquire citizenship. But it requires actual manual labor. If you speak Spanish and English fluently you'll be fast tracked to overseer....I mean supervisor

[Anonymous No.56632146]

>>56631969
>>56629877
36, ~550k in investments, 100k liquid, own house but 250k debt to my mom...(bank jews wouldnt give me a loan). Well on my way to being a boomer I would say.

[Anonymous No.56632194]

>>56631627
>>56631761
>>56631961
The Guyana stuff is $25/barrel

[Anonymous No.56632219]

>>56630582
Almost done downloading Talos Principle 2 with my 1MB/s Internet

[Anonymous No.56632261]

>>56628140
recession is a dead meme now.
>oil and commodities at recession levels already without an actual recession occurring
>bond market in disbelieve, discounting debt way below the fed funds rate, re-inverting the yield curve in anticipation of an imminent fed policy shift to easy money and qe and in turn giving zombie corporations and other corporate entities time to ONCE AGAIN gorge on unwarranted, unnecessary cheap debt so they are cash laden even before a recession
>stock traders piling into mega cap tech and indices in anticipation of an imminent fed policy shift to easy money and infinite qe while being oblivious to the fact that with indices and mega cap tech vaulting up like they did for two weeks already there is no chance of a recession happening and also no incentive for the fed to change their tightening stance
>jobs market is NOT cracking (picrelated), employment has been dropping new ATH after new ATH, one month does not make a recession (there have been down months without recessions, if you believe it or not). the fed will not cut rates or change policy into a economy which is literally firing on all of the cylinders. there are more open jobs than unemployed persons, still.

[Anonymous No.56632292]

A threadly reminder, don't forget to post a blue square while posting in the general to support the Jewish population and #stopjewishhate. Antisemitism has no place here

[Anonymous No.56632293]

>>56632261
Oh it's coming all right. They've almost exhausted all the tricks they have:

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/10/moodys-cuts-usa-outlook-to-negative-citing-higher-interest-rates-and-deficits.html

[Anonymous No.56632297]

brosalios, how do i get out of the following situation:

have nice folio with net gainz, all capital in stocks.

some stocks are up a lot, so i don't want to sell them. some stocks are down so i ALSO don't want to sell them because they will probably recoover. if i keep only my losers it feels like my folio is doomed because my winners are gone. i have no ideas to buy any new stocks anyways.

WAT DO? thought about selling ALL taking the profit, but thats dumb because i gotta pay taxes then and i like my nice winning stocks

[Anonymous No.56632325]

>>56632293
rating agencies downgrades are a nothingburger
picrelated

[Anonymous No.56632342]

Is there any reason not to be all in on Treasuries right now?

[Anonymous No.56632349]

>>56630582
God tests my faith daily by not giving me a little sister

[Anonymous No.56632350]

>>56632292
I uninstalled etoro when I realized it was israelite
from the river to the sea

[Anonymous No.56632480]

>>56632292
Michigan or Penn State?

[Anonymous No.56632529]

>>56632342
Yeah, it's not making YTD what SP500 and other indexes are pulling in.

[Anonymous No.56632582]

>>56632529

[Anonymous No.56632606]

>>56632292
There was a pro Palestine protest/march at the university where i work yesterday afternoon. I gave them a honk and a thumbs up as i drove past them. I don't so much support Palestine so much as I support anti Israel causes and demonstrations. All those articles about the juden being shook that they are not being viewed as the victims in this case, and that demographic change due to their own flooding of the third world in to the first has caused this sentiment shift, is very VERY funny to me.

[Anonymous No.56632633]

>>56632606
Israeli citizens have nothing to do with what Soros and Schwab and Gates and the like have done to the west.

[Anonymous No.56632640]

>>56632606
same
>muh right wing nazis
>muh Charlottsville
>what?! college educated liberals don't think Israel has a right to exist?
This was deserved.

[Anonymous No.56632641]

>>56632633
They are complicit

[Anonymous No.56632647]

>>56630814
>Boaz Weinstein
I will definitely be tuning in for financial commentary

[Anonymous No.56632655]

>>56632640
I think the yurop situation is even funnier
>welcome millions of unvetted browns in over the last 10 years
>arrest white natives who complain for 'hate speech'
>arrest anyone who demands them expelled
>virtually all the brown people you let in now voice their hatred of jews
>suddenly all the EU countries introducing bills and policies to immediately deport them

[Anonymous No.56632666]

>>56632633
A couple mostly peaceful protests and suddenly every Euro politician is talking about sending back rapefugees and everyone in DC from Biden to Graham are talking about securing the border or not taking in the world's trash.

So Israeli citizens absolutely have the power, responsibility, and blame. 100%. Every one of them.

That said, long ESLT.

[Anonymous No.56632670]

>>56632480
I'm watching watching as we speak. I refuse to lose to that human penis that is James Franklin. My wolverines better close this game out. Baggot lives in that area, and a win for Penn state is a win for baggot and that's completely unacceptable

[Anonymous No.56632671]

>>56632641
Are American citizens complicit in the sex trafficking of children coming in illegally through the southern border?

[Anonymous No.56632689]

>>56632671
Democrat and Democrat voters are, yes.

[Anonymous No.56632743]

>>56632671
Citizens? No. Politicians? Absolutely. There's a reason that movie about human trafficking was (((mysteriously))) shutting down in theaters nationwide during its screening. I just saw a commercial about Jews being 3% of the population but they are victims of over 50% of religious hate crimes. It's like hmmm surely it couldn't be because they subvert entire nations with their satanic propaganda. No shit they are being targeted.

[Anonymous No.56632752]

>>56632671
If half the population were one or two degrees of separation from globalist string pullers, yes, they would be.

If Mormons staffed literally every major Biden post from State to Treasury to the NSC, you can bet some shade would be thrown Utah's way.

[Anonymous No.56632774]

>he didn't buy CTRA to own a portion of the largest onshore natgas shale reserve in history

[Anonymous No.56632791]

>>56632774
Them, EOG, and LNG certainly seem to be holding up better than the rest of the nat gas pack.

[Anonymous No.56632882]

Are OTC Pink stocks legit?
There's this Eastern European company that has giant market share in eastern europe and a 9% dividend yield.

I just want to know if I buy the OTC Pink version of the stock on the NYSE if I'll still be able to collect those dividends in foreign currency.

[Anonymous No.56632898]

>Michael burry makes massive short positions on an obviously bearish market
>markets immediately do a U turn at that exact moment

[Anonymous No.56632910]

>>56632882
Yeah it's legit. Did you miss NHMD?

[Anonymous No.56632922]

>>56632898
The report on his short came before a good sized dump. He had plenty of time to take profits before that little hook on the end came up.

[Anonymous No.56632935]

>>56632910
> 113% up today
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.56632967]

IONR should get the okay to mine FIRST QUARTER 2024. I'll be adding here next month

[Anonymous No.56632968]

>>56631478
No, this is a retarded post. It is literally a cope "things aren't exponentially worse than they were in 1980, you're just lazy!". The boomers had guys like Volker looking out for their stupid asses, giving them 20% interest on savings to crush inflation. Raygun made sure government spending went to jobs for boomers, to cuck communism.

In the modern era the US government cut internships from 60,000 in 2009 when Obama entered office to 2,000 now that Biden is in office. It's not an issue of Trumo in between, because Brandon could have increased those at any time. The average age of government bureaucrats rising is explicitly because of >>56631358 the boomers have leeched the system until it totally and finally bleeds dry.

Simply saying "nananana get to work goys!" isn't going to fix anything.

[Anonymous No.56632984]

>>56632146
I feel like by the numbers are doing insanely well, like 95+ percentile well. but a fucking house of adequate size to start a family is still like double my net worth and +interest is double that number again on top of principle over the lifetime of the mortgage. that's currently what Im raging about and will not fucking cave even if I have to have kids in my 40s

[Anonymous No.56632985]

>>56631506
If I'm reading this chart correctly it appears that retarded people are more likely to be optimistic though.

[Anonymous No.56632997]

>>56632985
Is there more than one fag that avatarfags as akari on 4chan(nel) or are you just the same person and frequent all the same boards I do

[Anonymous No.56633003]

>>56632968
Can't blame them. Also boomers generally have the best insurance money can buy so they are living longer. You can't retire if you're going to outlive your money. Also keep in mind, in their adolescents video games didn't exist. Do you know what people did for fun before video games? They worked. Boomers are literally addicted to wage slaving.

[Anonymous No.56633006]

everyday from now until infinity is a buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.56633019]

>>56632985
Yes, that was what I said.

[Anonymous No.56633054]

>>56633006
But when do we get to sell?

[Anonymous No.56633060]

>>56633054
If you buy good dividend stocks you never need to sell, ever

[Anonymous No.56633071]

>>56632984
I was lucky in circumstance of inheriting a somewhat successful business from my father after he passed away. Still, it was (and still is) very difficult, like 2019 was a nightmare for me and then 2020 hit.
Mine was 490k in 2020, luckily I had cash so beat offers higher than mine. But yeah loans suck now and they will for years to come unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.56633076]

>>56632935
>NHMD
lol the dude was shilling it at .0022, now it's up 100% to .0016 from .0008

[Anonymous No.56633077]

>>56633054
sell?

[Anonymous No.56633086]

>>56633060
>>56633077
I guess I'm doing this wrong then...
Just like everything in my life

[Anonymous No.56633130]

>>56633006
Apparently.
There is like literally nothing to be bullish about right now and we're still neon green.

[Anonymous No.56633152]

IT'S JOEVER...

[Anonymous No.56633159]

https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-november-prelim-umich-consumer-sentiment-604-vs-637-expected-20231110/
>Friday, 10/11/2023
>US November prelim UMich consumer sentiment 60.4 vs 63.7 expected, Prior was 63.8
Not bullish
>Current conditions 65.7 vs 69.5 expected (70.6 prior)
Not bullish
>Expectations 56.9 vs 59.5 expected (66.0 prior)
Not bullish
>1-year inflation 4.4% vs 4.2% prior
Not bullish
>5-10 year 3.2% vs 3.0% prior
Not bullish
>seeing the jump in inflation expectations even as gasoline prices have been sliding is a real concern
>seeing the jump in inflation expectations even as gasoline prices have been sliding is a real concern
this is the key takeaway from this report - even while we have seen oil get crushed, gasoline prices are very low for many, many consecutive weeks going down
we aren't seeing $4.00+ a gallon gas prices unless you're living in a Lib shithole - people aren't getting crushed at the pump, energy prices have been fine, and STILL inflation expectations are unanchoring moving higher, STILL consumer sentiment is falling and missing expectations sharply, current and future conditions bad
every part of this is terrible, and it will very quickly catch up to reality
consumer sentiment is falling going into a holiday season..
equal weight indices / small caps etc have been down on the year - guess what happens going into the end of the year, when portfolios are down on some assets, and up on others - I'll give you a hint:
>tax harvesting
the dominos have been set up, now they can be knocked down
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/gasoline
this is not the gasoline chart you would expect to see with the consumer sentiment report we got
you would expect to see gas prices moving sharply higher
inflation expectations are moving higher, while gasoline prices are falling
AKA higher interest rates will be required to break the inflation cycle, and anything that happens before that is just kicking the can and delaying the inevitable

[Anonymous No.56633184]

>>56633159
>EVERYONE IS BEARISH!!111ONE
They were. Not anymore. Why do you think we rallied so hard? 50% of people were bearish!
>pic related
this week was the most ridiculous flip flop from bearish to bullish I think in market history
we were at 50% bearish - now this flipped to 42% bullish
do you know how crazy that is, to move from 50 bear to 42 bull like this in a single week? lmao
everyone is bullish now - literally everyone
why do you think we rallied so hard? everyone was bearish, to such an extreme that if we had continued selling off, MM would have been absolutely fucked
they were able to pocket all the premium from the 50% bearish extreme
now in a single week, everyone flip flopped, nobody has any conviction, everyone is chasing price action
I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely insane the flip flop was - truly historic - I don't think it's ever happened before in market history, to go from 50 to 42 like this in a single week
everyone is retarded sheep - really, for 50% of people to be bearish, and then in a single week, when nothing has changed (other than sentiment, literally) 50% drop to 27% (this 23% of people jumped to bull side)
literally half of the bears stopped being bearish, in just a week. LMAO.

[Anonymous No.56633206]

>>56633130
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.56633242]

>>56633152
>“Moody’s decision to change the U.S. outlook is yet another consequence of Congressional Republican extremism and dysfunction,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in a statement.

Reminds me of the Principal Skinner meme.

>Is it our fiscal policies that are failing?
>No, it must be the Republicans.

[Anonymous No.56633243]

>>56633206
>lower high
Nice try

[Anonymous No.56633253]

>>56630582
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

[Anonymous No.56633269]

>>56633184
they were not real bears but merely pretending

[Anonymous No.56633270]

>>56633206
Besides reading the tea lines, what are bullish indicators right now?

[Anonymous No.56633296]

>>56633159
Worth listening to this permabobo. Odds are he's smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.56633301]

>>56630582
>Links for siscons:
I haven't been on /smg/ in awhile due to crypto mooning - is this a new meme?

[Anonymous No.56633302]

Schizo poster, take your meds and fuck off please

[Anonymous No.56633309]

>>56633302
Impossible. If he had meds, he would no longer be schizo.
Proof by contradiction.

[Anonymous No.56633315]

>>56633270
Proxy wars, modern monetary policy

[Anonymous No.56633321]

>>56630582
Why is Jesus portrayed as a black haired poop eyed nigger? According to multiple historical accounts such as the letter of Lentulus or the letter to Tiberius, Jesus was white skinned, fair haired and light eyed, just like God the father. When God created Adam in his own image, he created him Scandinavian.

[Anonymous No.56633335]

>>56633309
Meds only suppress schizo thoughts and behaviors
There is no cure, except lobotomy, but that has side effects

[Anonymous No.56633366]

>>56633315
>Proxy wars
Would be if we weren't just throwing monies at them but guess thats still bullish if youre in the military industrial complex (LMT anon comes to mind)
>modern monetary policy
Well yellen is relying on short term bonds to hold up the deficit but whats kinda obvious is foreign monies is out of the picture. That aside, if bonds are up shouldnt that take action away from the stock market?

[Anonymous No.56633368]

>>56633301
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.56633372]

>>56631599
>>56632968
>I can't do the exact same things that they did in exactly the same ways
Looks like you have nigger tier understandings of what I said, as is expected per the demographics here. Read it again, more slowly and carefully. Maybe give meditation a try. >>56631947

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56633429]

>>56633321
Because those accounts aren't real. See Isaiah 53, verse 1-2

Who has believed our message and to whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed? He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

[Anonymous No.56633467]

>>56633206
Cope fear was a pretty good movie.

[Anonymous No.56633468]

>>56633152
kek that retarded nigger is something else
>just let us spend 12 trillion on nothing fat this is your fault you know

[Anonymous No.56633473]

>>56633368
I don't that's why I posted the question

[Anonymous No.56633490]

>>56633372
>What you need is the exact same thing the "boomers" needed
wrong.
>I can't do the exact same things that they did in exactly the same ways
correct.

[Anonymous No.56633541]

>>56633429
That's because being aryan is normal. It isn't that an aryan man is especially attractive, it's that all other races are especially ugly

[Anonymous No.56633568]

>>56633473
Ask your sister.

[Anonymous No.56633583]

>>56633568
Hey lets get off the sister business, 'specially since I just got off of yours...

[Anonymous No.56633590]

>>56633583
God did not bless me with a sister.

But anyway, change of topic: what are you buying Monday?

[Anonymous No.56633614]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56633642]

>>56633590
Depends. What stock will give me a sister?

[Anonymous No.56633660]

>>56633642
AQB

[Anonymous No.56633668]

>>56633568
I don't have one.

[Anonymous No.56633674]

>>56633490

[Anonymous No.56633680]

>>56633642
Isn't TEVA the stock that makes tranny chemicals? Maybe that.

[Anonymous No.56633704]

>>56633680
>Teva Pharmaceutical Industries Ltd. is an Israeli multinational pharmaceutical company

[Anonymous No.56633711]

>>56633704

[Anonymous No.56633737]

>>56633366
>Would be if we weren't just throwing monies at them
You miss the point. We have an excuse to print money again. Isn’t it convenient that when we are entering quantitative tightening we have to bankroll our allies’ wars? If you can’t find a correlation between the pandemic bullrun and the WWIII bullrun you only have yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.56633773]

>>56632671
Yes. By voting for politicians with open borders and unmitigated immigration stances.

[Anonymous No.56633775]

>>56633737
Fed is not printing money for the wars though, they're being propped up by the deficit.

Also I wouldnt say its convenience like its some master plan or something, basically the fed and treasury are having to be the adult in the room while the administration goes around smearing shit on the walls and throwing it at foreigners.

[Anonymous No.56633788]

>>56633737
Also
>WWIII? It’s just another sand nigger fight
WRONG. This is the Christian holy war. An attack on Israel ignites the Christian nation’s jihad
>b-but the US has separation of church and state
WRONG. Our government representatives are overwhelmingly Christian in beliefs. This influences policy. If Jesus is coming back to the Holy Land then we will do everything in our power, including hyperinflation, to realize His return

[Anonymous No.56633800]

/pol/ is talking about a bank/boeing being hacked or someshit

[Anonymous No.56633803]

>>56633775
The treasury's on Biden's side. Notice the historically-abnormal tilt of borrowing towards bills vs bonds.

[Anonymous No.56633814]

>>56633800
Mr Cooper (a mortgage servicer) got hacked. Boeing is a shitpile of diversity and brainless Boomers counting down the days to retirement, so there's no functional way to tell whether it's hacked.

[Anonymous No.56633822]

>>56633814
Throw in all the jeet outsourcing and they've definitely been hacked several times.

[Anonymous No.56633830]

>>56633803
Eh I can believe it, I dunno if yellen is a retard or just pretending but some of the shit she says is clearly off the wall.

[Anonymous No.56633837]

>>56633800
>>56633822
Actually speaking of hacks, it seems Australian ports are hit too: https://www.theage.com.au/national/ports-to-remain-closed-as-afp-investigates-cybersecurity-breach-20231111-p5ej9i.html?btis=

Hope nobody here's short food or coal.

[Anonymous No.56633845]

>>56633837
I'm long australian coal...

[Anonymous No.56633855]

>>56633830
She said "we can definitely afford 2 wars" and your pic is her just incompetently defending a budget with $470b/year* in new taxes and expiring tax cuts, she's on Biden's side.

*Remember: DC trickery always involves 10 year time horizons whenever it's convenient

[Anonymous No.56633872]

>>56632342
4 and 8 week treasuries are an excellent choice right now. I am buying stuff I like and if it goes down I'm OK with it because my downside is low on things that are already super cheap. I'm talking PE ratios of two all the way up to four.

[Anonymous No.56633878]

>>56633855
I can believe it, like her statement there would mean doubling taxes basically lol.

https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/government-revenue/

[Anonymous No.56633887]

>>56633788
This.
It's all christcuckery aka apocalyptic religious fanaticism.

[Anonymous No.56633905]

>>56633878
The average politician is a lawyer and the median voter has an IQ around 100. Put those two facts together and you realize 1) that "4 TRILLION in new taxes?!" nonsense will always exist and 2) the country will collapse.

[Anonymous No.56633911]

>>56632666
Checked Satan

Yes, the proof is in, these bastards own everything and always get their way.

[Anonymous No.56633951]

>>56633911
Look on the bright side: aristocracies that fuck up this badly tend to be near the end of their reigns.

[Anonymous No.56633964]

>>56633159
Fully agree with the technicals but not the 'quickly catch up to reality' conclusion. this shit takes time anon, sure there could be a shock next month, but January is still just the historical 50%ile time from inversion to recession start. And recessions to market bottoms can take years. We could easily retard pump for even 12 more months and it would still only be a 2sigma event.

Wait for the fed to make a move. There is still a 23% chance they hike by January https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html.. And no cuts are priced in seriously until next spring. And they might even try to kick the can through next year's election.

You might not pick the literal intraday decadal top but you will still see 90% of the move if you wait for the fed to confirm that it sees weakness and needs to lower rates to contain whatever crunch occurs.

Now the more people that recognize this early and tighten their belts/deleverage now means a softer landing--which large parts of the forward looking economy have already been doing for the past year. The consumer hasn't so they're going to be fucked like usual, and certain industries have also not taken this time of high rates to deleverage appropriately. It takes time to steer a ship of 300 million in a sea of 8 billion.

[Anonymous No.56633969]

[Anonymous No.56633986]

Markets keep pumping next week
PUMP PUMP PUMP
https://youtu.be/zVfeMvOJjr4

[Anonymous No.56633990]

>>56633951
Accelerate

[Anonymous No.56634048]

>>56633969
God willing.

[Anonymous No.56634056]

My Wolverines handled penn states bussy. My wife Miko literally said to me after the game, "it's good to live in the greatest state in the US" I agreed with her. Anyone that posts in the other 49 states doesn't even deserve the right to post here. This is now a Michiganchad general. Imagine being (you). Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.56634108]

Relaxing day. Just waiting for my sack of green from JBlu/Save. December is round the bend. Who knows maybe I'll get a nice sack with money in it as a Christmas present?. Stick it to my bank and credit card company and bag shares and in general wrap it all up before Dec 31. Be nice way to cap 2023.

[Anonymous No.56634125]

I wonder what will happen to our government agency frens in /smg/ after the sovereign debt crisis hits. Do you think they will still do it for free?

[Anonymous No.56634260]

So is the gov gonna shut down again next weekend or what?

[Anonymous No.56634298]

>>56634260
Well they pushed off the debt ceiling thing, they pushed off the shutdown and even did a historic replacement of the house leader… what do you think?

[Anonymous No.56634313]

>>56634260
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56634314]

>>56633986
https://youtu.be/-Ukki2syff4

I'm all in on SOXL and TUP calls on monday.

[Anonymous No.56634319]

>>56634125
They'll be paid out of the government's stack of Bitcoin when the dollar is more worthless than toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.56634343]

>>56634314
Classic

[Anonymous No.56634344]

>>56630917
The oil sell off is in part due to Iran liquidating all of their oil and product on water. Which means Iran thinks they're going to be at war in the near future, which means the warhawks aren't circling for nothing.

[Anonymous No.56634355]

It would be wise to buy DIS next week...

[Anonymous No.56634508]

What is the most retarded thing in finance and why is it portfolio theory?

[Anonymous No.56634535]

Side note, my sister's husband left her today. She's such a basket case and I can't blame him. She's too old to be this retarded

[Anonymous No.56634570]

Are there any blogging platforms that are public companies?
I'd like to invest in one of them so that retards have a place to go to post about their lives other than /smg/
Thanks

[Anonymous No.56634585]

>>56634535
this is your chance anon, sisters are in right now

[Anonymous No.56634590]

>>56634535
I'm confused why you keep posting here. Do you even invest?

[Anonymous No.56634609]

>>56634570
This site isn't listed on the Nikkei?

[Anonymous No.56634614]

>>56634535
Does she have any kids?

[Anonymous No.56634625]

>>56634570
Christ you reminded me of my blogspot blog from 2008. I

[Anonymous No.56634658]

>>56634585
Im a werido but not quite as fucked as you
>>56634590
I haven't made a trade in 6 months. You guys have just become family to me
>>56634614
Yes. One son that is autistic. I protect him. She's a fucking mess though. This makes marriage number 2

[Anonymous No.56634663]

>>56634658
>I haven't made a trade in 6 months. You guys have just become family to me
If that's true, how come you didn't attend the meetup?

[Anonymous No.56634687]

>>56634658
You know you could protect both him and your sister.
You know what you need to do.

[Anonymous No.56634692]

>>56634663
Because the meetup never happened. The meetup doesn't happen without my consent

[Anonymous No.56634697]

>>56634609
It's a DIS subsidiary interestingly enough.

[Anonymous No.56634724]

>>56634697
Seriously? lol

[Anonymous No.56634723]

>>56634687
I dunno man, is a preloved sister really a sister any more?

[Anonymous No.56634736]

>>56630582
I sometimes like to wear a banana suit and go around beating up homeless people

[Anonymous No.56634773]

>>56634692
they just didn't invite you faggot

[Anonymous No.56634779]

>>56634724
Yeah they accidentally ended up with it while buying up Japanese toy manufacturers. It's kind of weird the site is still up.

[Anonymous No.56634784]

>>56634773
I doin't know who you are, but you are on my radar now...

[Anonymous No.56634791]

>>56634784
But I am not gay

[Anonymous No.56634796]

>>56630582
Volatility is back. I need definitive market direction. This is a big fkn week coming up and I dont write spreads

[Anonymous No.56634801]

>>56634779
Link? I'd like to look into this. Probably a lot of other examples of this with other companies.
Thinking about suing school districts for not putting up heterosexual flags for some side income, but there could be some juicy nuggets with shit like this in the M&A space.

[Anonymous No.56634819]

If only Direxon made 3x Bull/Bear S&P007 ETF instead of making /biz/raelis waste time with TQQQ/SQQQ and SOXL/SOXS

[Anonymous No.56634828]

When will america finally be downgraded to junk credit rating?

[Anonymous No.56634964]

>>56634791
Didn't ask...

[Anonymous No.56635025]

>>56634819
It's called FNGU, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56635137]

>>56635025
Yes. Though they sneak some shit like SNOW and AVGO into there.

[Anonymous No.56635214]

>>56635137
That's true, SNOW is pretty shit. It's been obvious since the IPO that it was just another one of those post-covid unicorns where insiders are desperate to offload onto retail baggies at insane multiples. Not surprised they take advantage of every avenue possible to secure some price-agnostic liquidity.
They've also got Netflix in there, but to be fair that came from the original FANG list.

[Anonymous No.56635247]

What happened last time the US got a downgrade? What moons and what dumps on Monday?

[Anonymous No.56635252]

Streaming and EVs and 'clean energy' are losers. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56635260]

>>56635247
>What happened
Nothing

[Anonymous No.56635280]

>>56634298
I dont know thats why Im asking. None of that means anything to me

[Anonymous No.56635282]

>>56635252
And what is going to replace streaming, big guy? Huh? Fucking HUH???
>inb4 just go outside
no

[Anonymous No.56635286]

>>56635260
Bullshit. Something happened but I forgot what went up or down. I recall tons of people crying over the nothing burger rigged markets.

[Anonymous No.56635332]

>>56635282
Competition will just erode margins down to zero. That's why Buffett talks about moats.

[Anonymous No.56635346]

>>56635332
IP licensing is a moat. That's why all the major streaming services are making their own shows now. (Unfortunately for them most of them suck dick so it's not a very strong moat.)

[Anonymous No.56635369]

What does /smg/ eat for dinner on non-trading days?
I'm trying to decide between spaghetti and meatballs or two packets of ramen

[Anonymous No.56635375]

>>56635369
I eat my sister out

[Anonymous No.56635376]

>>56635346
>Unfortunately for them most of them suck dick so it's not a very strong moat.
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.56635393]

>>56634801
I think technically speaking they're part owners. I think Goodsmile invested in 4chan for whatever reason. If Disney bought them, then they also invested in 4chan.

[Anonymous No.56635405]

>>56635393
Can you imagine if Disney bought 4chan?

[Anonymous No.56635439]

>>56635405
Not as dumb as streaming for huge losses. At least they got something entertaining.

[Anonymous No.56635446]

>>56635369
Im eating down greek salad, a vegetable gratin, and pulled pork on sourdough for the past few days. tomorrow Im making moussaka

[Anonymous No.56635467]

[Anonymous No.56635503]

>>56635369
Broiled all beef kosher Nathan's hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.56635549]

>>56632997
Anime reaction images aren't avataring.

[Anonymous No.56635560]

>>56635346
>(Unfortunately for them most of them suck dick so it's not a very strong moat.)
that's the point

[Anonymous No.56635581]

>>56635549
Unironically glowies use anime reaction pics a lot.

[Anonymous No.56635592]

>>56633372
>>56633490
No faggot, you're the only one with a nigger-tier understanding

In a financialized economy it doesn't matter how hard you work because the wages will always be low to propel equities and assets higher- your posts are fucking retarded because no one should want to work more than 40 hours a week and bleating about how if you just work reel hard you'll get your big break means you have no fucking advice worth giving (hence meditation, a worthless meme practice for star wars nerds).

You cannot outrun the financialization either as assets like BRK have already mooned decades before you were aware of the stock market existing and boomers rode them uphill as they priced in the hypothetical next generation being larger, on immigration, on the boomer kids having many boomer grandkids. The reason why this board is obsessed with pumpanomic type shit like Nvidia, oil boom, Soxl, Bitcoin or a silver squeeze is because most people unlike you recognize the markets are tapped out. Your entire post chain is about sucking dicks and then getting upset when someone tells you sucking dicks is gay (you are gay).

Verification muchly required since you are a retard.

[Anonymous No.56635604]

>>56635446
cabbage slaw and air fried chicken quarters here. Make bbq sandwiches out of them. Much cheaper than processed meat, and can add them to noodles or whatever, mix it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.56635631]

[Anonymous No.56635653]

>>56635631

[Anonymous No.56635751]

>>56635592

[Anonymous No.56635790]

>>56630917
That's what paper does to a market...

[Anonymous No.56635865]

Turkey rally confirmed

[Anonymous No.56635872]

>>56634344
checked
keep us posted

[Anonymous No.56635909]

>coca cola has a better funded water infrastructure then local water departments of cities

So was the fallout timeline not a meme and coca cola stock was not a boomer meme?

[Anonymous No.56635911]

>>56635865
Fuck but I sold my SOXL this Friday after the ridiculous pump. Tell me Turkey Anon what to buy into so I may still enjoy this Thanksgiving rally.

[Anonymous No.56635918]

>>56635909
Um yeah it's like the soda of planet earth.

[Anonymous No.56635939]

>>56635909
>>56635918
That movie was a prophecy.

[Anonymous No.56635947]

>>56635911
I don't really know... but this is what I'm buying

[Anonymous No.56635953]

If you haven't seen the 2010 doc Inside Job then rectify that immediately. It, Big Short, Margin Call, and Too Big to Fail should all be packaged together.

[Anonymous No.56635954]

>>56635939
Coke is a bottling company.

[Anonymous No.56636102]

when will the turkey trot peter out?
or straight into santa rally?

[Anonymous No.56636153]

>>56636102
It will continue at least to Thanksgiving
These are the days you have to watch out for; Santa Rally starts Dec 1

[Anonymous No.56636226]

>>56635909
>local water departments of cities
Anon, ask yourself who runs those particular cities.

Here's a water management hint: https://twitter.com/cdesetfree/status/1723352840444281043

[Anonymous No.56636251]

Evens - Go to bed early, get a good night's sleep, lift weights, do laundry, go to Costco, clean my room, wash my penis.
Odds - Get drunk at home.
Dubs - Get drunk at a bar.

[Anonymous No.56636283]

I've been arguing with faggots on /lgbt/ all day about they/them pronouns and it's one of the only things more absurdly frustrating than all the doomer bear idiots here. Oh and the anti-LETF retards. Man people are dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56636291]

>>56636251
Way ahead of you fren

[Anonymous No.56636317]

>>56635369
>monday opening on monday
i bet they had a stupid giggle about it in their meeting

[Anonymous No.56636336]

>>56636283
why on earth would you voluntarily go on /lgbt/?

[Anonymous No.56636350]

>>56636283
It's an odd change in the language. As English is not my native language the grammatical update is hard remember and learn.

I'm going to be honest, modern pronouns are more like titles (mr, ms, sir, ...) than the grammatically construct. You don't introduce yourself like: "hi, I'm anon, she/her". It actually make more sense if they used titles because then you can change them much easier.

[Anonymous No.56636356]

>>56636283
You should just tell them their pronouns now don't matter to you because everyone's pronouns in the future will be was/were so fuck them

[Anonymous No.56636442]

Fuck it
I'm opening a bottle of wine
I'll go with a cab sav like a 90s era Wall Streeter

[Anonymous No.56636475]

Alcohol is for losers.

[Anonymous No.56636489]

>>56636442
based, cheers

[Anonymous No.56636497]

>>56636475
Hello
I know what I am

[Anonymous No.56636505]

>>56636350
You dont introduce yourself with honorifics either
>hi anon, im mr anon
theyre assigned by whoever is refering to you out of respect. Leftist tards are just mentally retarded and want you to play along with their mental illness.

[Anonymous No.56636520]

>>56636336
I was hoping to have a good faith discussion about a fairly drastic shift in the use of English pronouns, but of course it's people demonstrating a genuine lack of understanding of grammar. They're sharing what they think are examples of "they" being used to describe a single person with a specified gender, but they're just completely wrong in their interpretation of the language. It's just depressing me.

>>56636350
It's odd because it's being pushed by woefully uneducated Americans who don't understand their own language. Then they gaslight everyone who says they're wrong.

[Anonymous No.56636541]

>>56636336
IME: Lots of people who work for the government actually.

[Anonymous No.56636550]

Can somebody please elaborate what this "liquidity crisis" that is supposedly upon us is all about?

[Anonymous No.56636554]

>>56636550
>"liquidity crisis"
Which market are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.56636562]

>>56636554
uhh..
THE liquidity crsis
...see... I mean... you don't know either, right?

[Anonymous No.56636567]

>>56636541
It's scary to think that people with such completely irrational beliefs are in charge of things and voting and crafting policy.

Here's the thread if anyone wants some rustled jimmies: >>>33476125

[Anonymous No.56636575]

>>56636567
Well I guess I'm retarded. Never mind.

>>56636562
It's just more bear fud. I knew they'd come up with something new within a week.

[Anonymous No.56636582]

>>56636567
>Here's the thread if anyone wants some rustled jimmies: >>>33476125
threads gone bud

[Anonymous No.56636604]

>>56636582
Wait I think I've got it

>>>/lgbt/33476125

[Anonymous No.56636609]

>>56636567
I'm a native speaker but never really bothered to pay attention to grammar and have always used they/them as a third person singular pronoun. Now that everyone's been pointing it out for the past few years I've only recently realized how awkward that sounds.

I think people overestimate how relevant the government etc really are with culture though, at least as far "heritage Americans" are concerned. The church is IMO much more important.

[Anonymous No.56636628]

>>56636609
It's not that I necessarily think people who legitimately believe this shit are gaining power, it's that career politicians know how to use it as a wedge issue to get elected. That's how you get a bunch of queer people somehow shaming everyone into voting for someone like Biden.

[Anonymous No.56636652]

I'm watching Planet Earth III and there was a segment about crabs and it was magical

[Anonymous No.56636660]

>>56636652
I hate those fuckers like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.56636674]

>>56636660
hate crab markets
love cute crabs
love crab cakes
simple as

[Anonymous No.56636681]

>>56636628
I'm not sure voting still matters desu.

[Anonymous No.56636692]

>>56636562
>>56636575
Oh you're talking about the banks. That doesn't matter until March and only if BTFP doesn't get extended.

[Anonymous No.56636698]

>>56636692
>and only if BTFP doesn't get extended
I believe that, if need be, the BTFP will be extended "until maturity."

[Anonymous No.56636725]

We're never gonna have sex with women.

[Anonymous No.56636727]

>>56636698
It's pretty outrageous. It's just straight theft. It would be consistent with the historic behavior of the fed though.
The end of that is nothing being accurately priced and we keep marching toward hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.56636730]

>>56636725
Speak for yourself, I've had quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.56636780]

>>56630582
Sell index options, theta is your fren

[Anonymous No.56636787]

>>56636725
Yeah. In moments of weakness I sometimes think I might someday marry a nice girl and have children with her, but those delusions are swiftly devoured.

[Anonymous No.56636804]

>>56636674

[Anonymous No.56636829]

>>56636787
The older I get the more I realize marriage in the US is insanely overrated. There are women worth marrying but you probably have met less than ten under 30 in your whole life.

[Anonymous No.56636839]

>>56636787
I think that sometimes not from a lack of sex or connection with women but just the state of modern women, the gynocentric leaning justice system, and the fact you have no rights to your kids as a man in America.

[Anonymous No.56636861]

>>56636829
Man worse then marriage laws are really parental rights and how she has all the rights when it comes to your kids. I listened to a divorce lawyer even say marriage doesn't worry him because he can work an ironclad prenuptial but he can't do shit when it comes to your kids. Women raising children on their own is like a kid raising a kid.

[Anonymous No.56636878]

>>56635369
can i make a living solely buying these charts

[Anonymous No.56636890]

>>56636861
>>56636839
A lot of women are just unaware of this shit. I talked to my gf about how women have way more power legally and at first she doubted me, but she's actually come around. She also has started to realize how many women in her life say the most insane sexist shit about men. You just need to unironically redpill them.

[Anonymous No.56636913]

>>56636890
I don't know man I'm in my 30s and have done a bit of red pilling to women myself. It works better when they still have a relationship to both parents but at the end of the day women are still in autopilot mode and are self centered sophists by nature.

[Anonymous No.56636931]

>>56636804
how does something like this even happen?

[Anonymous No.56636934]

>>56636931
Very carefully

[Anonymous No.56636959]

cheers niggers

[Anonymous No.56636964]

>>56636931
Someone tried to check their crabs
Anyway, I recommend crab segment of Planet Earth III (episode 2, about 1/2 in). It's about two crabs falling in love on the back of a turtle

[Anonymous No.56636978]

>>56636959
I don't drink but cheers smigger.

[Anonymous No.56637023]

>>56636475
Teetotalers are untrustworthy

[Anonymous No.56637065]

baking

[Anonymous No.56637069]

>>56637065

[Anonymous No.56637071]

>>56636442
>>56636489
>>56636497
>>56636475
>>56636978
>>56636959
>>56637065
>>56637069
i felt like saturday deserved a Druk Edition

[Anonymous No.56637080]

>>56637071
Well... now that you baked (early), don't forget to link it

[Anonymous No.56637084]

>ctrl+f 'bear'
18 hits
>ctrl+f 'bull'
18 hits

this is truly a crab market...

[Anonymous No.56637094]

>>56637080
banking
>>56637057
>>56637057
>>56637057
>>56637057

[Anonymous No.56637103]

>>56637084
im glad its over

[Anonymous No.56637123]

>>56637084
crab can come after the santa rally

[Anonymous No.56637243]

[Anonymous No.56637280]

>>56635369
WALLMART will be the most consequential for the macro shit

[Anonymous No.56637298]

>>56637280
>WMT

[Anonymous No.56637323]

>>56637243
>>56637123
santa coming

[Anonymous No.56637346]

>>56637323
BETTER NOT POUT

[Anonymous No.56637419]

>>56636730
This, and after many decades of come to regret most, if not all of it. It is just not worth it. I should have gone the monk route.

[Anonymous No.56637444]

>>56637419
Ideally you should get married but IMO you should have sex when you're young, it's what you're supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.56637558]

>>56637444
I was married for 10 years, son. I've been divorced for 10 years, son.

[Anonymous No.56637993]

>>56636505
Well, I've been corrected by people who insist they are dr and not mr.