/GME/ - GameStop Teddy Thanksgiving Edition

[Anonymous No.56625320]

>Basic Information
>Current Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Open]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Open]
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Open]

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD GME>AMC&BBBY
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Daily reminder
Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

Last time on /GME/: >>56617024

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.56625333]

>>56625320
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Power to the individual bakers.

>GameStop Info Summary
Complete corporate revamp / shift into e-commerce by CEO Ryan Cohen
New executive specialists (e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain, supply chain operations...)
Debt free and cash flow positive
More than $1 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand
More than $1 billion in inventory
~$100 million allocated to shares buyback
NFT marketplace beta launched
Gaming plateforme in the pipeline

>GameStop, NFT Sites
https://www.gamestop.com
https://nft.gamestop.com

>DRS & BOOK your shares to ensure you're not rugpulled
>DRS Guide:
https://www.drsgme.org/how-to-register-shares
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka
>Avoid DSPP:
https://www.drsgme.org/terminating-from-directstock
https://www.sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

>DRS & Computershare shares according to (((Cede & Co)))
10/30/2021 - 20.8M
04/30/2022 - 50.8M
07/30/2022 - 71.3M
06/01/2023 - 76.6M
06/20/2023 - Mainstar rugpull: 1,270,566 shares unDRS'ed
08/31/2023 - 75,4M

>Investor 10-K annual report, 10-Q earnings & 8-K
https://investor.gamestop.com
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html

>DRS Percentage
25% total held direct registered by Individuals
18% total held by Insiders
11% Institutions
11% Mutual Funds
10% ETFs
= 27% Left to lock
https://www.computershared.net

>RRP falling from the ledge like hedgies.
09/29/2023 - $1,557B / 108P = $14.417M/P
10/10/2023 - $1,222B / 98 P = $12.469M/P
10/13/2023 - $1,152B / 98 P = $11.755M/P
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>Unfuddable.
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares.
'MOASS' is a matter of time.

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

>BBBY nonsens is finally over
Total hedgies death

Buckle Up
>WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56625335]

>>56625320
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.56625340]

>287 posts

[Anonymous No.56625362]

>>56625320
>>56625333
This is a french faggot fake thread

DO NOT USE

JANNIES DO YOU JOBS

[Anonymous No.56625380]

JI-EM-EE is gay

[Anonymous No.56625414]

hello sirs this is nir patel. please buy jiemee harder for jewish ceo master cohen please sirs we must do the needful and push up good stock sirs. please give israel your full sappart sirs !!

[Anonymous No.56625415]

Can flat chads spoil me the latest flat range?

[CLINT No.56625544]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies. The -80% dump and impending suicides this weekend will be glorious

[Anonymous No.56625565]

>>56625544
Hi Clint

[CLINT No.56625580]

>>56625565
Sup

[Anonymous No.56625685]

>56625544
>Ji-em-ee
>Down over 89% from its ATH
Powerful. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56625839]

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

[Anonymous No.56625993]

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1723068214907744566

Remember when Fedwire went down and we moon'd? It's repeating

[Anonymous No.56626048]

Digits is percent chance of moass on Monday, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

[Anonymous No.56626100]

baggies can you help me understand how do you distinguish "shill" threads from normal shill threads?
Seems like the same delusional text and images in both?

[Anonymous No.56626113]

>>56625993
>were mooning
>currently sat at new low since the squeeze
Kek

[Anonymous No.56626133]

Logo visible from the thumbnail, no tripcode... Yeah I'm thinking this thread is comfy

[Anonymous No.56626192]

>>56626113
>new low
retard

[Anonymous No.56626198]

>>56626133
Right.... Because no one else would link the new thread and baker wouldn't use their image they always do.

[Anonymous No.56626230]

>>56626198
The baker just decided to link the new thread after eight hours right after being called out?

[Anonymous No.56626257]

>>56625415

[Anonymous No.56626287]

>>56626230
>The baker just decided to link the new thread after eight hours right after being called out?
Or it's two people and the fact that the thread was up after 8 hours is a result of Frenchie constantly early baking before bump limit.

[Anonymous No.56626350]

lol. lmao even.
I'm poor and hold a very small amount of shares there.
yet some random pajeet was tasked with accesing my account, it seems
my sides.

[Anonymous No.56626357]

PP is doing a GME episode tonight. I, for one, will be definitely tuning in. He hosts a great show for us apes.

[Anonymous No.56626373]

Halfway thru Infinity Pool, it’s actually very kino

[Anonymous No.56626383]

>>56626357

[Anonymous No.56626406]

>>56626350
This is subtle FUD. It made me log in to my account and see how massively down I am

[Anonymous No.56626462]

>>56626373
wtf is that creature

[Anonymous No.56626477]

FUD is in the eye of the beholder. Nothing can be FUD if you think nobody could be consciously stupid enough to disagree with you.

[Anonymous No.56626518]

oh btw

>bringing back the 90s
>bringing back the 60s
>bringing back the 1600s
going back to living like the elves

this is the floor now. I declare it. can't do it? fuck it, not my problem. need to kill to many people that wouldn't fit into elven society?
not.
my.
problem.
the floor will only get more ridiculous, hedgies. you better surrender now.
>>56626406
shut up you're fud. wagmi.

[Anonymous No.56626536]

[Anonymous No.56626558]

THIS IS THE BATTLE FOR $12

APES ASSEMBLE!

[Anonymous No.56626738]

HOLY SHIT BAGGIES KEK!

[Anonymous No.56626777]

Just thought I’d jump in quickly to say…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHHahahahahahhahahahahahahHAHAHAHA

BaTtLe fOr 180!!!!

Cohen’s gone awfully quiet lmao.

[Anonymous No.56626788]

>>56626777
>>56626723

[Anonymous No.56626794]

>>56626192
The second trip up was another squeeze, bagholder. Good job you were too stupid to sell at 500 or 450 right? Then who would defend a dead company worth 12 bucks a share

[Anonymous No.56626812]

>rate my fud
If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. There's all these rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, Jeff Yass who are only so successful because of shorting GME. Face it the media is on their side so you should follow what they preach and do what the winners are. Buy shorts beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! What are you waiting for? The subreddit by the way is GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.56626819]

Kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.56626860]

>Logofaggotry
>BBBY faggotry
off the bat by the baker?
we /comfy/

[Anonymous No.56626925]

>>56626794
>doesn't know it did a split
retarded cryptokek

[Anonymous No.56626953]

>mfw GME is $3 post split ($12/4=3)

[Anonymous No.56626987]

>>56626953
retarded brownie

[Anonymous No.56627011]

Wow! Another red day? This has got to be a new record eh, baggies? You goys just can’t catch a break can you?! Haha! Lol!

[Anonymous No.56627017]

>>56627011
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/

[Anonymous No.56627030]

>>56627017
>tfw shitting on dumbfuck baggroids

[Anonymous No.56627096]

>>56626987
what? the stock split by x4 so /4 would be reverse split

[Anonymous No.56627119]

>>56627096
retarded faggot. It's $50 presplit.

[Anonymous No.56627123]

>>56626953
>>56627096
Lmao, damn you guys are really desperate huh?

[Anonymous No.56627167]

>>56627096
>>56627123
Oh I'm dumb as hell. we're way higher than I thought. How much more flat wedge before moass?

[Anonymous No.56627177]

>>56627017
SI is way down from a year ago. I guess a short squeeze is out of the question now.

[Anonymous No.56627197]

>>56627177
How's that possible if there's only been 4 days in the last year where under 50% of the daily volume was short volume?

[E No.56627217]

it’ll happen when the turkey cools

[Anonymous No.56627220]

>>56627197
inb4 curry typhoon of metadrama

[Anonymous No.56627261]

>>56627167
Considering shills are all hands on deck right now, both here and on plebbit, I expect Q3 earnings to trigger MOASS. People spreading rumors that GameStop is no longer partnered with telos, countless shills on plebbit trying to get people to un-DRS. Five months of red on no news shows that hedgies are going full bore. This is their last hurrah. It’s been said plenty of times before, but this time it’s true. Check em.

[Anonymous No.56627265]

>>56627177
>>56627197
Heck look at this week, average of 65.14% of shares sold daily are short. Highest volume days have higher short volume percentages too.

[Anonymous No.56627271]

>>56627177

[Anonymous No.56627321]

>>56627271
Why are you using the truncated gif?

[Anonymous No.56627328]

>>56627177
>>56627197
>>56627265
And compare it to Popcorn, a stock with high selling pressure, https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-amc/short-volume/
>Over the past 30 days, the average Short Volume has been 41.41%.

[Anonymous No.56627338]

>>56627321
I didn’t realize it was shortened, my bad

[Anonymous No.56627353]

What's he thinking right this second?

[Anonymous No.56627374]

>>56627261
>I expect Q3 earnings to trigger MOASS
I can't see this dragging until December. Things are too flat as of late.
I'm optimistic Jiemi will run Late October/November
MSM will attribute this to RRP drop in October
I'm saying this is misdirection because how tf will JIEMI reach a gorillion dollars based on the RRP alone
MY speculation is this is the result of the algo sperging out but MSM will have to point at something, anything to explain the run up, most likely throwing normie FOMO in the mix

[Anonymous No.56627456]

Guys I'm seriously in the shit. The love of my life is literally so pissed off with me right now. Throughout all of 21-22 I was reading out all of the DD to her, I sounded like a cringe Redditor but she went along with it because she (like I) was so convinced by it all.
Long story short we put our savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and birthdays. We went in really hard at 180, we tried lowering her average, and we've still only got 2000 or so shares. We've probs got about 70k in this thing at this point. All week she's been super pissed at me, crying, swearing, I've never seen her so incensed. She's gone to stay at her sisters who fucking hates me, and the sister is now convincing her to sell her half of the shares as she thinks it's going to continue tanking. I'm fairly certain my gf is going to leave me. WTF should I do?

[Anonymous No.56627464]

>>56627353
Kek Publix baggers

[Anonymous No.56627474]

Are we supposed to act like all the copy pasta repeat posts aren't disingenuous

[Anonymous No.56627482]

>>56627456
Get new material. This is like the sixth time I read that recently and I only visited this shit hole twice this week.

[Anonymous No.56627490]

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.56627499]

anon, she's w/ her bf not her sister. u have been cucked. will u be cucked by kenny too?

[Anonymous No.56627501]

>>56627474
It's Kenny G's GPT Enterprise edition's shenanigans. It's always copypasting about personal loss from holding GME and opportunity cost. It's never positive.

But there's noone manning the helm, it's just a mildly annoying parlourphone playing the same broken track over and over again.

The desperation is palpable and is actually bullish they're projecting their own future loss.

[Anonymous No.56627523]

>>56627501
I expect the shills and fudding it's part of the course. But it's all just been such low quality lately idk if they can't even afford to pay the jeets we used to get and have to just use bots to spam old copypastas and 'fud"

[Anonymous No.56627526]

It hurts. It hurts so much. Everyday it hurts. I’ve invested 100% of everything I have in GameStop stock. With the recent drs book unveiling, I get the feeling we are going to have to wait until next earnings to “try again” with igniting the MOASS. But TPTB weasel their way around shit every time.
We have the lowest in volume in history, and on earnings we had 60 million. GME is REAL. The fuckery is REAL. But I can’t do anything but try to make it throw another miserable day of my worthless, loser life, while I wait for MOASS. And it hurts bros.
The man who I was when I bought GME is dead. The man who will MOASS is not the man who not all in. This entire experience has changed me. The waiting has sapped me of my spirit. When MOASS finally, finally, finally happens, im going to buy land on the northern coast of Alaska and never interact with humanity ever again.
Just let the MOASS happen so I can get off this ride. Every day is bullshit with a fake market and it hurts to watch this boring shit continue

[Anonymous No.56627538]

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

[Anonymous No.56627581]

For me, it's GME. The best video game retailer. I even ask for extra GME shares and the board is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I bought GME shares and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and Ryan Cohen laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three shares. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Gamestop outlet, I go there at least 3 times a week for funko pops and a copy of battle toads, 1-2 times to browse on the weekend, and maybe once for PC parts when I'm in a rush but want a great deal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily computational needs.

I even slip my used games in their resale program, it's marvelous! What a great retailer.

[Anonymous No.56627614]

I’m a loser and GME is my only hope of any quality of life. I open the chart up and the stock is down my fellow GameStop investors. The only reason I don’t kill myself is because I don’t want to explain to Jesus why I gave up before I had the chance to use MOASS money to further His Kingdom. I’m so fucking tired of waiting. Every single hype day is a possible chance for Wall Street to fail to keep things under control, yet every single time they pull something from their ass and we have to wait another month or two months or quarter.
At this point I really am holding GME just to see what the fuck happens if I don’t sell. Wall Street broke international finance law to see what would happen to me, it’s fair for me to not sell GME for $20,000 a piece to see what happens to Wall Street I suppose.
Don’t forget to pray today everybody. God wants our desires to come true. He is our Father in heaven and like any good dad he wants to spoil us and make us happy with gifts and good times and successful pursuits. Thank you Jesus for loving us

[Anonymous No.56627819]

WAGMI
free palestine

[Anonymous No.56627889]

did the fucker delete the last early gamestop bake and their post linking to it

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56624691/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56617024/#q56624710

because I called them out for stealing my dark-cohen and reposting it?

[Anonymous No.56627891]

>>56626518
For me, it's Shire theory:
>Buy tens of thousands of acres of temperate woodlands, arable farmland, and gently rolling hills.
>Impregnate hundreds of short hairy-toed women.
>My terms are non-negotiable.

[Anonymous No.56627966]

>>56627889
Homie no one gives a fuck about your cringe edits, you need to go back.

[Anonymous No.56627970]

>>56627889
He got reported.

[Anonymous No.56627987]

>>56627261
>I expect Q3 earnings to trigger MOASS
I don't know when that is but I hope tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56627993]

>>56627987
Expected for the 12th of December.

[Anonymous No.56627996]

>>56627993
too long... moass tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56628088]

>>56627966
say nigger like you mean it

[Anonymous No.56628332]

Let me tell you a little about myself. I retired from being a professional pilot when I was 32. My wife and I live off of our own investments made from when we were both working, but also from Dividends from stocks purchased by our grandparents and passed down to us. We clear on average 600k a year in dividends alone. I don't need MOASS money. I have multiple rental properties in resort towns, all paid in full. I intend to keep every one of my Gamestop shares to pass down to my kids to keep our generational wealth rolling. My position will be increased every time this profitable company splits their low float in the future. My kids will be able to live off of dividends from gamestop without even including the trusts we already have set up for them. I am glad you think you have it all figured out, but there are a lot of us xx,xxx holders out here who understand that the best play a person can make is investing early in a company and then sitting on that investment forever. I know there are many others out there like me who aren't bickering over nonsense and throwing money at dying towel stores to make it. I will never sell a single share. They will be handed down to my kids in a backyard ceremony where we wear red sweatbands and rocket swag, while they chant "we like the stock, we like the stock". Why the fuck would I ever sell a single share of the best stock investment in history? How do you think the original APPL holders who sold on the first apple pump feel now? Or the original coke holders who sold when they doubled up? Get a fucking clue child.

[Anonymous No.56628356]

its just that simple

[Anonymous No.56628361]

Is it possible to find the end in China?

[Anonymous No.56628367]

anything can set this fucking thing off and i absolutely love it

[Anonymous No.56628577]

Hello fellow baggerinoes

Wow, have you checked the price today? Every day a lower price, it's like there's no end to the discount!
Every day is a black friday firesale
Yeap, I'm definitely slurping at these prices. Imagine, just imagine

[Anonymous No.56628587]

Sometimes I hope we can get the "zero or hero" treatment the bbby people did.
At least then I wouldn't be here next winter.

[Anonymous No.56628588]

>>56628577
Hello brownie. You will be slurping your mother's blood when she sees how much of a failure her son is. Looks like your masters could only drop the price 20 cents despite shorting millions more.

kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.56628753]

they're really desperate

https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/17sf5vy/the_end_is_nigh_but_you_can_enjoy_the_time_you/?sort=new

[Anonymous No.56628771]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.56628772]

>>56628753
>This is about making sure the C-Suite's golden parachute is solid gold; it's not about "saving the company". While I'm going to sorely miss being able to visit GameStop when I go to the mall with my family, it's a business that simply doesn't make sense anymore financially.
Is an interesting take, they don't actually have the proverbial golden parachutes. They literally only get equity, if the company fails they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.56628820]

>>56628772
Didn't Cohen explicitly say if GameStop failed he'd "go down with the ship" (take a giant loss) in that leaked letter?

[Anonymous No.56628825]

>>56628753
BTFO'd in 05 words

[Anonymous No.56628834]

>>56628820
Yeah, it's just an appeal to emotion he's put in there.

[Anonymous No.56628888]

Why is there so much copy paste? These threads have been getting poopier and poopier.

[Anonymous No.56628897]

Shill here, obviously with yesterdays confirmation that MOASS is imminent I have been trying to close out my shorts all morning. Every order I submit I am getting this message;

"ERROR - CANNOT CLOSE SHORT POSITION USING SYNTHETIC SHARES. PLEASE LOCATE REAL SHARES"

I had no idea it had gotten this bad. The entire fucking order book is synthetics. Literally no one is selling. The only real shares I see are 3 real shares with an ask of $69,420,000.

I'm literally shaking right now. I am never going to financially recover from this. I can't believe all the ape DD was right. My wife took the kids and left an hour ago. She's headed to start a new life life with our old friend Mark who apparently holds 1.5 shares of GME. She said she needs someone who can provide financial security for her. I can't say I blame her.

My life is fucking over. Why couldn't I have just read the DD. The apes were shouting at me on all

[Anonymous No.56628933]

>>56628753
Lmao, OP has a nose fetish, check his post history

[Anonymous No.56628936]

Here is my potential plan, pending MOASS, and depending on if assets crash in price. I'd like to stay as diversified as possible for any kind of scenario in this clown world, have what I need to survive but also enjoy a decent/fun life, and find some peace:

Stocks: AMZN, BRK.B, AAPL, MSFT, MCD, AMD, TSLA, NVDA, RBLX, KO, SQ, ABNB, COST, BABA, CRSP, KIND, SCHD, VPRO, TQQQ, VOE, VT, VIOV, VIG

Crypto: BTC, ETH, XRP, XMR, LINK, QNT, ATOM, LUNA, AVAX, LRC, IMX, MPL, Stable coins

Real Estate: Ranch + Fertile land in rural zone, High-rise apartment + balcony in a city, warehouse for mining crypto, housing properties to rent out or Airbnb, cabin in snowy mountain area

Commodities: Fruit + Vegetable seeds, Water irrigation system, water storage tanks, Plywood, Gravel, Whiskey, Tesla Cybertrucks, Guns + ammo, hardware wallets, Tesla Tequila, Bitcoin Ant Miners, Bobcat Helium Miners, GPUs/CPUs, Pre-built computers + monitors, Solar Panels, Beer brewery laboratory, Steel, Iron

Livestock: Chicken, Cows, Goats, Lambs, Fish, Shepherd dogs, Ducks

Precious Metals: Gold, Silver, Platinum, Copper, Lithium

Supplements: Magnesium, Vitamin C, Potassium, Boron, Iodine, Iron, b12, Zinc, DIM, K2, Protein Powder tubs, Pre-workout tubs, Protein bars, Oxygen tanks, Liquid IV, Distilled water, Fresh spring water

Companions: A wife + kids, Family members, friends, and relatives in a guild style community

[Anonymous No.56628941]

>>56628933
Now THIS is Judaism in action.

[CLINT No.56629134]

Do they really think this is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.56629152]

>>56628936
My plan is to destroy isn'treal.

[Anonymous No.56629159]

>>56629134
It'll be heavily moderated and curated.

[Anonymous No.56629251]

>>56628888
The bots been running for awhile now, but yeah it does seem particularly dense at the moment. Perhaps they think that just filling the threads with nonsense will somehow help. Personally it just makes me tune out and do something else like walk my dog or play mahjong, so it's having the opposite effect. I don't see any fud they post and I get a nice mental break from the gme stuff instead of browsing around while fuckall happens.

[Anonymous No.56629337]

>>56628888
These threads slow way down when in crab or going down

[Anonymous No.56629477]

>>56626373
The body horror was great and the drugs were well depicted. Overall story was lame in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.56629634]

>>56628753
What's this in the comments they're talking about GameStop" liability sheet, saying they're not really debt free? This was someone's argument for GME's cash on hand being irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.56629639]

Good morning, fellow investors.
As Co-Owners of GameStop Corps., we have a duty to look after our employees. Pay a visit to your local branch today. Shake the hands of our workers. Buy them all a pizza. Let them know that we appreciate all of their hard work this weekend. Maybe treat yourself and pick up a Funko POP or two to help out. It is important that we do this, not only to support morale, but to support the company and ourselves.
We are all in this together.

[Anonymous No.56629685]

>>56628888
The seething tranny baker is spamming copy pastas to try to sell the idea that the GameStop logo is allowing a bot to find the threads. That’s it. That’s the big reveal. He is just gonna keep crying and saying shit like “to told you the logo was a bad idea! See what it’s letting them do!”
That’s it. That’s the big reason for this asshole literally spending all day copy and pasting old posts just so he can try to convince us this is a bad idea, get control of “his” bake” back, and stop getting his asshole gaped by the people paying him.
Pretty fucking dumb, and shows just how much logo posting blows his spot up. The bullish thing is that this is the best the other side can come up with. Pretty hilarious honestly. He thinks spamming and pretending to be a bot that is finding these threads because of the logo is going to get us to change our mind about seeing that gorgeous logo in the catalog everyday

[Anonymous No.56629773]

>>56625544
I'd feel bad for baggies if you faggots just weren't so goddamn smug

[Anonymous No.56629782]

>>56629773
say the faggot who keeps coming to our general

kek cryptocucks

[Anonymous No.56629810]

>>56629782
$12.54 (Twelve dollars and fifty four cents)

[Anonymous No.56629827]

>>56626133
>>56625333
>>56625320
>>56625415
>>56626860
>>56627966
>>56628332
>>56628587
>>56629685
All the same fag ID hopping

[Anonymous No.56629858]

>>56629810
>postsplit
dumb cryptokek

>>56628753
why was this deleted?

[Anonymous No.56629860]

>>56629639
Make sure you scream about being an ape and fighting evil cults, that you’re going to be a gazillionaire from a $12 investment, and about how a billionaire talks to you personally through children’s books, or they won’t get it

[Anonymous No.56629884]

>>56629773
>>56629810
Gotta feel for a guy so assbroken he has to spend every waking moment seething about a stock he doesn't hold.
>inb4 no u
Keep trying
>inb4 just here to laugh
Keep trying
>inb4 trannime
I know, that's why I post them.
>inb4 lol u mad
Like I said, keep trying. You can do better - I know it.

[Anonymous No.56629887]

>>56629827
Morning keith, starting early with the boogeyman cringe I see.

[Anonymous No.56629899]

>>56629858
$50.16 (Fifty dollars and sixteen cents)
Not much better baggoid cuck

[Anonymous No.56629909]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/banks-fight-against-capital-rules-140010428.html

This looks like something they don't want surfacing in the thread

[Anonymous No.56629918]

>>56629899
my average is $40($10) cryptokek. Keep coming here to cope about your crypto bags.

[Anonymous No.56629925]

>>56629887
shhhhh.... you'll just scare him away and then we can't milk this absolute lolcow

[CLINT No.56629935]

>>56629918
He’s only mad that he bought BTC at 58k and then fell for DOGE, shib and xrp so now he’s too broke to even average down on anything

[Anonymous No.56629936]

>>56629909
What a strange headline

[Anonymous No.56629953]

>>56629935
hey do you ever have anything to say about GME you fucking nigger?
>4chan pass
don't even reply to me

[Anonymous No.56629961]

Dip before the rip. One of the tenants of flat law is that once the price breaks out of the channel, big volatility follows. The price is going to go up bigly. Just as it has done 2 times this year.
Price becomes flat, algo begins massive short attack, price goes up. Then it either becomes flat again (as it has done before) or MOASS happens (which could be next). Simple as. Without seething, actually try to prove me wrong.

Flat law is sustained pressure within a channel then a massive dump before it ignites the rocket. Look to the past.

Now shorts must close if they can't sell that swap from 2 years back. 40 days niggas. Let's goooo

[CLINT No.56629962]

>>56629953
Bought 150 shares at $12.60 yesterday on my 3rd beer at the airport

[Anonymous No.56629965]

>>56629918
>i'll be underwater soon, holding all the way down till i rope
yeah.. not the flex you might think it is...

[Anonymous No.56629979]

>>56629965
says the faggot who comes to this general to cope

kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.56629986]

>>56629979
better buy some rope, you know, while you can still afford it

[Anonymous No.56629990]

>>56629918
>>56629935
Why do baggies lie like the pathetic cucks they are? Does it help them cope with the heavy, massive bags?

[Anonymous No.56630034]

>>56627538
>winter is dec 21st each year

[Anonymous No.56630047]

>>56627538
>2 weeks later
>Nothing happened
>Actually, GME dumped further from then
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.56630049]

>>56629990
>>56629986
why are you in this general pathetic crypto baggie? Do you see crying in shitcoin generals?

kek crypto baggie

[CLINT No.56630053]

>3 dozen crypto baggie threads on the catalog
>comes here and says we are “coping”

No he’s just mad because we are always spot on about imaginary internet money baggies and how shitty their investments are

[Anonymous No.56630062]

>>56630053
Blue-collar wagecuck cope

[Anonymous No.56630065]

I HECKIN HATE MONEY GUYS
the tread

[Anonymous No.56630069]

which shitcoin got rugged today?

[CLINT No.56630070]

>he doesn’t know I make more money than him

Too bad I’m a better person than him too. Sad little Low T, Low IQ crypto baggie.

[Anonymous No.56630084]

>>56630070
>Low IQ baggie
Yes you are

[Anonymous No.56630085]

>be crypto baggie
>portfolio of mario coins
>hates gamestop

[Anonymous No.56630093]

[Anonymous No.56630102]

>>56630085
Kys faggot, of all companies you bought fucking Bagstop, the most irrelevant gameshop on the planet.
There’s nothing wrong with buying winning companies
You’re just a bunch of faggots, keep buying bags and stay poor.

[CLINT No.56630118]

>>56630085
They don't understand the irony of anything because like I say every single day. They are dumbfuck crypto baggies who will always be poor. Just look at all the guys that are going to prison left and right for running these ponzi schemes.

[Anonymous No.56630135]

>>56630118
Dumbfuck faggotfuck baggot projection: The post.
Baggies are so, so mad that every single one their theories has been wrong.
No second squeeze.
CEO himself is now a baggot.
New lows every week.
You WILL be GMEQ very, very soon.

[CLINT No.56630144]

Enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee and a big helping of crypto baggie seethe.

Life is beautiful, boys.

[Anonymous No.56630155]

>>56630144
I'll come back in a month when you're still very poor and VERY red, baggie

[Anonymous No.56630160]

>10pbtid on a Saturday

[Anonymous No.56630161]

>>56630118
the only good excuse to buy crypto is to tip 4chan 20 dollars and even that's a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.56630169]

>>56630102
>>56630135
why are you so angry? I understand you secretly hold GME or else you wouldn't spend so much time getting emotional in these threads. Is it the recent price action that has you all bent out of shape? You know it's just a temporary slump right? You've only actually lost money when you realize a loss. It's a beautiful day outside, albeit a little chilly. Maybe go for a walk in the woods and relax a little

[Anonymous No.56630198]

>>56630169
>You've only actually lost money when you realize a loss.
bbbaggies beg to differ

[Anonymous No.56630223]

>>56630102
It was never about the money. It was about sending a message. I plan on giving most of what I make to charity what I don't pay in taxes and I could not care less if someone thinks that's gay or dumb because it isn't to me.
>imagine calling diogenes poor as if he would care
lmfao

[Anonymous No.56630246]

>>56629251
>Personally it just makes me tune out and do something else like walk my dog or play mahjong, so it's having the opposite effect.
Looks like it is causing it’s intended effect then retard

[Anonymous No.56630248]

>>56630223
I just want to see them go splat.

[Anonymous No.56630267]

>>56630246
The intended effect is make us live our lives rather than engaging on this Croatian cotton farming forum? How does that help them? I’m just gonna keep holding and if I’m not here I can’t be psyopped.

[Anonymous No.56630272]

>The bost posting is done by the hedgies to PREVENT FOMO into gme, because BEFORE the bot posting there WAS FOMOing into gme, as proven by DRS rate going u-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56630334]

Kek dumbfuck crypto bag--u-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Reminder: Clint is a door to door vacuume salesman in Texas.

[CLINT No.56630340]

>He changed his ID

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.56630367]

>>56630340
Damn BTC is only up 120% this year :/

Fuck. I'll show you my portfolio if you show me your average little red dumbfuck

[CLINT No.56630391]

>Changes ID
>Gets filtered
>Responds to me anyway

Let's see if he's retarded enough to do it again

[Anonymous No.56630431]

Imagine being so red you hide in your safe space only to get BTFO so you have to go even farther into your safe space. Kek gme baggot

[CLINT No.56630453]

>Be crypto baggie
>Get mad that GME holders are better investors and better people than you
>Get filtered and *******
>Get BTFO every time you post
>Keep coming back for more

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.56630463]

>>56630391
>accuses others of id hopping
>"filters"
>responds anyway

keith? why are you calling yourself clint?
that's some chrischan-tier larp

[CLINT No.56630472]

>>56630463
I have no idea what that dummy even says until he ID hops. That range ban is about to be glorious

[Anonymous No.56630481]

>>56630391
>Changes ID
Not me but whatever helps you cope is fine. Also, if you baggies actually filtered everyone who made fun of you in these generals then it would just be you and keith.

[CLINT No.56630498]

My "cope" is that I am correct. MOASS is inevitable and the destruction of imaginary internet money is going to happen before the first hedge fund employee goes splat.

As always... Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies. No worse that elderly people falling for Indian Call Center scams.

[Anonymous No.56630499]

>s-stop making fun of me or I’ll filter you!!! ;____;
kek extremely desperate and angry redditbaggies.

[CLINT No.56630508]

I just love how mad they are. It's so freaking funny lmao

[Anonymous No.56630549]

>>56630334
>eth
very nice for gamestop, based sonic coin portfolio tracker

[Anonymous No.56630556]

>>56630508
It’s a Saturday and Clint is out here demolishing the crypto faggots who seethe in a thread for a stock they don’t own

[Anonymous No.56630562]

imagine what galaxy tier retardation it requires to dox yourself on an anonymous frogposting forum

[Anonymous No.56630594]

>>56630556
>demolishing the crypto faggots
>but >>56630334 is objectively reality
Pick one, bbbyq baggie.

[Anonymous No.56630606]

>>56630594
Crypto baggies will all dox themselves with the suicide obituaries that will be written about them in the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.56630650]

>>56630606
>id hopping, again
why do you call yourself "clint" keith?
you're not the brightest, are you?

[CLINT No.56630660]

>>56630650
kek

[CLINT No.56630677]

>>56630498
you clint's are all right, dont come to /gme/ tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56630829]

>suddenly thread dies
yeah, thought so.

[Anonymous No.56630830]

>>56630334
EVEN FUCKING DOGECOIN IS THROATFUCKING GMEBAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.56630888]

Why did the reddit thread, with the nose-fetishist fudding people in the GameStop subreddit, get jannied?

[Anonymous No.56630923]

>>56630829
Clint has to pretend that he's filtered everyone, so he can't reply, kek!

[Anonymous No.56630975]

>>56629909
>Several prominent bankers have been vocal opponents, including JPMorgan Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon. Goldman Sachs Group Inc. has run print-media advertisements urging those in Washington to “stop the squeeze” of capital that would ripple down to businesses.
Oh

[Anonymous No.56631159]

>another 52 week low

BUY THE DIP MARINES AND HODL!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56631187]

>>56629909
STOP THE SNEED

[Anonymous No.56631198]

How many of you would have bought GME if you saw this chart 3 years ago?

[CLINT No.56631204]

I just got done mowing the yard. Glad to see the crypto baggies gave up though.

[Anonymous No.56631247]

>>56631198
Imagine DCAing for 3 years and this is the result lmao.

[Anonymous No.56631265]

>>56631159
kek these baggies will never leave, even after the stores shut down and the ticker gets de-listed they will shit up this board with more cope as they waste what's left of their miserable lives

[CLINT No.56631284]

kek these crypto baggies will never leave, even after their shitcoins shut down and the ticker goes to a millionth of a penny they will shit up this board with more cope as they waste what's left of their miserable lives

[Anonymous No.56631327]

>>56631284
honestly feel sorry for you

[Anonymous No.56631347]

>>56631327

[Anonymous No.56631375]

>>56629909
I'd imagine the spam is to hide this article. After all, if they're buying ads to appeal to the general public about this issue, there must be things the public can do to sway it one way or the other.

[CLINT No.56631378]

Crypto founders and exchanges arrested and charged with crimes

>SBF
>Legkodymov
>caroline
>karony
>many others

GME employee arrests

>zero

[Anonymous No.56631409]

>>56631378
Don't forget the GameStop employee who killed the jogger

[Anonymous No.56631450]

>>56631409
he deserves the FAFO medal

[Anonymous No.56631560]

>>56631378
You're a good troll or an absolute retard...

>Comparing one entire market to one specific stock (lol)
>Ignoring the vast amount of corruption and scams going on in tradfi markets all the time (it's what your entire cults thesis is built upon for buying your gameflop stock)

Pathetic baggie. I will enjoy coming back here every month like the others, even during our red months, from here on out and laughing as your stock price continues to die and we only are going up against it.
Die poor.

[CLINT No.56631594]

>56631560
I will continue laughing at you for falling for a Ponzi scheme at 58k with your Low IQ. Either GME goes to zero or I stay rich. I’m still a better investor and person than you.

Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.56631845]

Clint you should prob go ahead and dox yourself so we can know you are just a retard and not a shill. You are displaying very Keith like behavior using a name, and it almost seems like you are trying to build your new “persona” up as trustworthy. There have been a few slip ups already…
How long before Clint starts talking a distraction stock?

[Anonymous No.56631887]

>>56631845
I was thinking that too, the whole “I’m in Texas look at these pictures I took poopoopeepee” reeks of when someone who’s lying gives too much detail. His cringe posting is definitely keith-like…

[CLINT No.56631901]

>>56631845
I will never discuss another stock. Am I shorting big banks and indexes? Yes. But no. This is a GME thread. The house of cards will fall. And I’ve already divulged what I do and it’s fairly Google-able. Crypto baggies deserve everything that’s about to happen to them as much as the hedge funds do.

[Anonymous No.56631948]

>>56631901
>Am I shorting big banks and indexes? Yes. But no.
There it is.

[Anonymous No.56632023]

>>56629909
>Mfw the market blows up, sets the NASDAQ all the way back to 2009, and we scoop up the assets that should've been ours in the first place
Kek Jamies.

[Anonymous No.56632106]

Unironically can't believe anyone can watch Coffeezilla's video, cheer and call it a day!? As if that's it, lets not dig deeper, definitely no one bigger doing something like this! The Fed's used these two tweets in the evidence against SBF (crypto's market maker). They know, everyone knows, no wonder Kenny's going crazy ranting about SEC enforcement and begging to invest into his Chinese bags lmao, remember those monolithic BABA bags they're currently being flushed and now that China's going in the shitter (30% of economy is based on cardboard ghost skyscrapers worth the price of prime Cali realestate), and everything else slowly with it that collateral is not 20B$ in profits, we bouta see a gambling addicts bank account. (((he knows, they know, we all know, los Federales know, but the public doesn't yet))). Like the feds are quite literally describing the world's most unprosecuted, celebrated and 'profitable' -> "market maker" that also "trades against his own market" <-

.... like xD, WAGMI<3

[Anonymous No.56632202]

>>56628356
>Kubrick was said to have recorded moon landing
>Died 33 years later
>Eyes wide shut was released
>Citadel was founded in 1990
>33 years ago
>Kenny keeps insisting citadel shorts are a "conspiracy theory" and that we wont moon
Weird that he would specifically bring up moon landing conspiracies instead of something more recent and media "debunked" like pizza gate or stolen elections. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56632243]

>>56631284
>kek these crypto baggies will never leave, even after their shitcoins shut down and the ticker goes to a millionth of a penny they will shit up this board with more cope as they waste what's left of their miserable lives

[CLINT No.56632263]

Keep raging with charts and not your actual red ass portfolio. Dumbfuck crypto baggie.

[Anonymous No.56632309]

>he tirelessly defends his dying mega bags in every thread and has to make up insane cope about pajeet curry niggers and crypto baggies
>he does it for free
>while losing all his money on buying gme almost two years after the moass peaked in January of 2021
This boy has the soul of the jannie

[Anonymous No.56632324]

>>56629909
Gonna have to fill the thread with "stop the squeeze" memes. What a bunch of gaping cunts they are.

[Anonymous No.56632461]

>>56632263
>and not your actual red ass portfolio
I dare you to post you fucking GME bag lmao. I'll be waiting.

[Anonymous No.56632483]

>>56632309
>almost 2 years
Mate the MOASS was 2 years and 10 months ago kek.

[Anonymous No.56632518]

Actual janny here

Clint keeps reporting the “crypto baggies”

Lmao

[Anonymous No.56632536]

>>56632518
give him a weeks timeout, might be good for him

[CLINT No.56632556]

>>56632518
Lmao what?

[Anonymous No.56632567]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies all mad in a thread that has nothing to do with them

[Anonymous No.56632612]

i don't understand how you retards still think you're going to make it

[Anonymous No.56632643]

>>56632612
The funniest part is that when these people finally lose everything, they can't even sue anyone because it was their own retarded decision lol

[Anonymous No.56632652]

You’re never going to make it with imaginary internet money you gullible faggot.

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.56632673]

You're never going to make it with GMEbags you gullible leddit faggots

Rope tonight

[Anonymous No.56632691]

>crypto baggies everytime they enter a GME thread

[Anonymous No.56632694]

>>56629961
>One of the tenants of flat law

[Anonymous No.56632707]

You will never be a hedge fund manager. You have no money, you have no connections, you have no intelligence. You are human cattle twisted by a cheap degree into a crude mockery of economic perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your employers laugh at you. Your parents are disappointed in you, your "friends" mock your obsession with imaginary internet money.

Successful people are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of economic prosperity have allowed the financially superior to sniff out useful idiots with incredible efficiency. Even crypto millionaires who "pass" behave in a way uncanny and unnatural to those who've earned their wealth. Your receding hairline is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a recruiter for an interview, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your desperation.

You will never be successful. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself today is the day, but deep inside you feel the hopelessness creeping up like a weed, ready to pull you into the abyss of poverty.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll get another massive student loan, pool it with your meager life savings, and spend it all on Bitcoin. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to hold on to hope. They'll watch as your investment loses money day by day, and they will die without ever knowing the taste of success. Every person you encounter for the rest of your life will know you are a failure. Your drive to succeed will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your future is 80 hours a week for the rest of your life.

This is your fate. You never had a choice. The was no hope from the start.

[Anonymous No.56632753]

>>56625544
so much for that dump, huh? lmao eat it up CLINT lmaoooooooo

[Anonymous No.56632771]

You will never be a real investor. You have no idea about any of the topics you rant about in relation to finance. You are a mystery meat man twisted by 2021 stonks reddit into a crude mockery of actual /biz/ autism.

All the "validation" you get is only in clearly labelled general threads by schizo-larping bagholders just as desperate as you. Outside of these, /biz/ mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your "friends" laugh at the ebin MOASS claims you made back in 2021 February while they've already made it just holding BTC and ETH.

Non-subhumans are utterly repulsed by GMEbaggies. Thousands of dead shitcoins have allowed /biz/ to sniff out bad bets with incredible efficiency. Even the few GME shills actually here since before 2022 holding $400+ bags look like newfags and retards. Your returns are a dead giveaway. And even if you do manage to pump, the momentum will die off if it ever does get to half of its previous ATH.

You will never fit in here. You pump out another general and fill it with dream diary posts and leddit links and tell yourself it's going to be okay, but you look over the old Burry buy-in you only just heard about and feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a cardboard coffin with a headstone marked with your negative net worth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poorfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a red balance in a small individual account that they harass your parents to pay for because you have nothing in your estate.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.56632798]

>>56632673
>He doesnt hold cro as a back up

ngmi faggot

[Anonymous No.56632810]

>already made it with crypto

Fundamentally false. The stats don’t lie. 92% of BTC purchases the last 3 years were at 55k or more.

You’re a pathetic baggie with a low IQ and ugly face. Face it. Crypto is only used by criminals, pedophiles, and losers. And guess what. You’re all 3. I still find it funny you have all these red imaginary internet money bags and can’t even use it at a place as simple as a grocery store. And don’t worry about when the internet goes down, comes back up and all your shitcoins are gone. Fucking idiots

KEK DUMBFUCK CRYPTO BAGGIES. The whole world is laughing at you while your made up world is collapsing

[CLINT No.56632843]

>>56632810
Based

[Anonymous No.56632859]

>>56632810
>every person is an amalgamation of the average person

idk which kind of schizo meds you have to be on to follow that logic, kek

[Anonymous No.56632867]

>>56632843
Shut the fuck up you insufferable faggot. You’re just as embarrassing as them. It pisses me off that I’m going to WAGMI with people like you

[Anonymous No.56632902]

>>56632810
>92% of BTC purchases the last 3 years were at 55k or more
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Bagstop's numbers.

[Anonymous No.56632940]

>>56632859
>>56632867
>>56632902
Sounds like someone got triggered, KEK!

[Anonymous No.56632952]

>>56632940
>Now let's see Bagstop's numbers.
90% of Bagstop purchases are around $45

[Anonymous No.56633014]

>56632771
imagine typing all this on a mongolian underwater
basket weaving board

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56633374]

>>56633014
>underwater
>basket weaving board
did the pool re-open?

[Anonymous No.56633628]

>>56629961
>GME is down 50% from his own pic
NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAVZGSGZHSWHAH

[Anonymous No.56633645]

>>56632461
Clint still hasn't posted his bags lmfao

[Anonymous No.56634044]

>>56632483
He said since when it peaked, you illiterate mongoloid

Also kek b*ggies

[Anonymous No.56634054]

OVER 89% DOWN FROM THE PEAK OF THE MOASS

NEW 52 WEEK LOW CLOSE

ARE YOU NIGGERS OKAY????

[Anonymous No.56634069]

wow lots oh kenny pajeets in here anon

[Anonymous No.56634116]

Imagine being a crypto baggie in a GME thread

[Anonymous No.56634130]

>>56633645
and it never will. guarantee it's average price is around $45
No Clint, your inspect element edited screenshots to make it look like you've only ever bought at all time lows does NOT count as proof

[Anonymous No.56634380]

>>56634130
>45
So neurotic you always give yourself away. You really dont have anything better to be doing on a Saturday?

[Anonymous No.56634399]

Wow! Another red day? This has got to be a new record eh, baggies? You goys just can’t catch a break can you?! Haha! Lol!

[Anonymous No.56634410]

>>56634399
Checked!

[Anonymous No.56634445]

>>56634069
ever since the thread splitter got here it seems the pajeets have gone and been replaced by actual bots like
>>56634399
>>56634410
poor sanjays getting redeemed by GPT

[Anonymous No.56634495]

Why is this shill thread still up after over two years? We aren’t buying your bags, thank you

[Anonymous No.56634555]

>>56634380
>Dumbfuck faggotfuck baggot doesn't understand $45 is $180 post split
MUH BATTLE FOR $180 AHAHAHAHAHAH
WHATS BEHIND 180 KEN KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK BAGGIES!

[Anonymous No.56634567]

>>56634445
>ALRIGHT YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITS I'M GON' LAY IT OUT TO YOU.
WHAT?!
>IT'S AS SIMPLE AS 1 SHARE
WHAT?!
>I SAID ONE FUCKING SHARE
WHAT?!
>ONE SHARE YOU STUPID IDJIT.
WHAT?!
>NO NEED TO PRICEWATCH LIKE A BITCH
WHAT?!
>NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MORE SHARES UNLESS YOU WANT THEM
WHAT?!
>JUST ONE TO GET ON THE ROLLERCOASTER TO THE HALL OF COST
WHAT?!
>NOT EVEN KANYE WEST IS GOING TO APPROVE OF WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU THIS MONDAY
WHAT?!
>PREP THOSE OVENS BECAUSE THE INTER-FINANCIAL TITLE BELT WILL BE MINE.
WHAT?!
>AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO.

[Anonymous No.56634837]

Kek weekend baggies. Nothing better to do than fud a video game stock? Pathetic
>imaginary internet money to 0 cry about it

[Anonymous No.56634897]

I just bought another 200 shares!! WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56634910]

Just started a transfer for $450 yesterday. Hope the price goes down so I can buy a lot.

[Anonymous No.56634934]

>>56634910
In that case, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised on Monday

[Anonymous No.56634963]

I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is kekking at GameStop baggies.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious group of native redditors called "baggies" lurk in the shadows. Their diet consists of hot pockets and estrogen pills, and they spend most of their time jerking off to blacked on their anime body pillow and roleplaying on discord which is why the baker is always late. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure them out, to see their fabled sting. Also known as a "sneed", the baggies sneed is mostly harmless and if anything is hilarious to watch. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there with 10 open Reddit tabs. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the baggie is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sneed.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Kek baggies!

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my sides!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
They are leaving orbit! I just can't stop laughing!
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

[Anonymous No.56634994]

seeing all the cryptokek brownies cope here has been entertaining

[Anonymous No.56635014]

We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this. They weren't going to do this months ago because that would've gave us plenty of time to get loud and throw a wrench in it. They have undoubtedly been planning this for well over a year. They did this last minute knowing they were going under in the very near future.

RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...

In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases

News about Arnal the Bobby CFO

Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days

Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday

10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend

Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties

Bond market is collapsing

50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly

Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect

Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out

Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him

Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds

Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica

Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby

Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace

IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace

Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day

[Anonymous No.56635035]

yup....

[Anonymous No.56635045]

>>56631198
Checked and it is a weird chart. I've been watching this chart for the better part of a year now, and I've seen many other charts in my time but this one is extremely unique. I think I'm finally able to understand some of the more intricate movements of the stock if you'll allow me to share. Stocks like GME behave erratically, almost separate from the rest of the market. The money flows in and out of this stock almost in a cyclical fashion. The hedgies short the stock, then they repurchase the shares in the dark pool, then short again with those newly acquired shares. They are effectively turning a wheel to keep GME price down. Due to the nature of this I like to call it O-theory (or circle theory). They will keep spinning this circle wheel until the end and it is slowing down. Imagine it's like a wind up toy. The more they wind it up one way the more it will rip back the other way. They are almost done winding it up. O-theory shows that the volume is drying up so their circus is almost over. There are almost no more shares for them to purchase. If hedgies continue in this pattern for a few more weeks, O-theory says that we are going to OOOO so hard they will have to stick the OOOs on the right side of the share price.

[Anonymous No.56635047]

Anyone else have that eerie feeling that MOASS is literally tomorrow? We're in the endgame now

[Anonymous No.56635079]

Baggies are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I'm just here to kek them
Show me your averages
Your averages
WHAT? Show me your averages
Your average price per share

[Anonymous No.56635100]

Shorts are running out of ammo. We could see MOASS this week

[Anonymous No.56635120]

>>56635079
based

[Anonymous No.56635124]

>>56635100
But it is this week

[Anonymous No.56635169]

Bastards deleted my post. They don't want you to know that ICBC got hacked today. Don't know how this affects GME but I figure it's important to mention here.

[Anonymous No.56635171]

>>56635124
Based "it's this week" poster. One of the best demoralizers of /GME/

[Anonymous No.56635179]

>>56632309
Cl*nt has the soul of a jannie lmao

[Anonymous No.56635194]

>>56635171
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.56635197]

>>56635169
they deleted this too even though it's gamestop related

https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/17sf5vy/the_end_is_nigh_but_you_can_enjoy_the_time_you/

Hedgies are getting really desperate now

[Anonymous No.56635204]

>>56635169
>>56635197
>They don't want you to know that ICBC got hacked today
Wasn't it yesterday?

[Anonymous No.56635208]

>>56635169
Lol? Why does that have anything to do with gamestop? Try to come up with a coherent reason. No tinfoil, please and thank you

[Anonymous No.56635210]

I'm gonna drs 1000 gme's from schwab to computershare. I'll do my most recent purchases so if I want to sell out of thinkorswim it'll be the long-term capital gain shares.

[Anonymous No.56635216]

Just got the call. Baggies, you won. MOASS by EoM. Your stupidass "shit yourself" pasta is finally coming true.

[Anonymous No.56635227]

>>56635216
Thanks, just ate 8 tablespoons of psyllium powder

[Anonymous No.56635392]

>>56635169
Hello? Are you going to reply to this?>>56635208

[Anonymous No.56635436]

>>56635392
I posted it here because I think it is important and might be related to GME in some shizophrenic way. That's all I have to say.

[Anonymous No.56635463]

>>56635392
Are you a retarded faggot? You're literally trolling outside of /b/ with shit like >>56634963 and you now care about being on-topic? fucking kys

[Anonymous No.56635543]

Haven't been to these threads in a minute but I was thinking about the bigger picture of logofaggotry, bbbyfaggotry, shitpostfaggotry, and bake-dramafaggotry infesting these threads when I realized: whatever they claim or accuse you of when you call them out is only to distract you from the fact that they're doing this in the first place.
They're trying to make you forget that these threads and this investment were and will be fine with or without them present. They're pulling out everything they've got to try to make things as obnoxious as possible, but they will never undo the mistakes SHF have made putting them in this hole with us in the first place, they will never be able to stop GameStop's transformation btfo'ing their short thesis, they will never change their ways for the better, and thus, they will face the consequences of their actions.
If you're investing in GameStop you are ultimately investing in yourself, and I'm literally as bullish as ever that things are gonna make it out alright - because we have the power to make it so. Buy more and be good to yourself, even you too, shills.

Power to the players.

- WAGMI

[Anonymous No.56635562]

>>56635463
You seem really insecure. Maybe you should go back to your reddit hugbox if this place is causing you so much distress? There’s no trolling, I assure you. Partaking in the copy pasta posting doesn’t exclude me from remaining on topic, sorry to burst your bubble.
Either way, ICBC having some minor issues has nothing to do it’s Gamestop.

[Anonymous No.56635567]

>>56635197
>https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/17sf5vy/the_end_is_nigh_but_you_can_enjoy_the_time_you/
Go look at that op's post history. 3 years ago created a sub called
>WatchGamestopDie
They couldn't glow harder if they tried.

[Anonymous No.56635614]

>>56635562
You seem like a coping faggot. Tell me pajeet, why do you spend all your time in this general if you don't hold any GME? Is it to cope with your shitcoins rugging? Is it to cope with you being a faggot? Or is it to cope with the fact your life is about to end when the MOASS happens?

Everything bank related is related to GME like most stocks. If you don't like it then leave you faggot since you don't offer anything to the general except your constant seething.

Cope
Sneed
Dial 8

[Anonymous No.56635617]

>>56635567
>Bro but the total liabilities bro!
>Bro they don't get covered out of operational expenses, Gamestop is like totally fudging their books bro!
>Please sell

[Anonymous No.56635638]

>>56635614
>coping
Me? How do you figure that?
Also, you’re not remaining on topic either. However, you can remedy this by explaining what ICBC has to do with Gamestop.

[Anonymous No.56635648]

This ICBC thing seems to be a big deal then.

[Anonymous No.56635656]

Guys, I haven’t got long but I just thought I’d jump in real quick to let you know of something I was just informed of.

Long story short I work as a self employed light bulb replacement operative for various skyscrapers around North America. Anyways this morning I’d just scaled the building of the job I’d been contracted for (high up) and what do I see? It’s only Larry Cheng sitting up there having his morning coffee! I asked him wtf he was doing and he told me he didn’t have time to explain but said GameStop (ticker: GME) is gonna run up to 800 where there’ll be another stock split via dividend, then it will run back up to 800.

I couldn’t believe it! As he told me I leaned back and lost my safety helmet. He said to me “hey, you best look after that, I want you to keep this info under there!”

Then as quick as a flash he opened up his broad, feathery wings and flapped off.

So, feel free to do with this info as you wish, just keep this one under your hats gents.

Thanks me later

[Anonymous No.56635666]

>>56635567
Some of the replies in that post essentially proved to me that not only are they paying people to fud the stock specifically in all corners of the internet but they’re also paying shills to fud the company itself. There were some post in there from someone whose entire post history is saying something negative about GameStop in that sub.

[Anonymous No.56635695]

>>56635638
ICBC is a bank retard. It relates to stocks and the market in general.

>you’re not remaining on topic either
cause I keep replying to your off-topic shit you faggot. Again, answer the question of why you are here if all you posts are off-topic shitposts?

[Anonymous No.56635705]

>>56635463
Thanks for sticking up for me anonymous fellow GME holder. I replied to that fag before realizing he was a shill so I deleted my comment because I don't need to explain myself to a shill. Cheers and have a good night.

[Anonymous No.56635713]

>>56635666
>checked
It's almost like some entity would benefit from gamestop failing. Oh man wouldn't it be crazy if there was a tactic that groups could use to distort news around a particular security, and subsequently short it to make money.

[Anonymous No.56635722]

>>56635695
>ICBC is a bank retard. It relates to stocks and the market in general.
Okay, that’s technically true. We’re getting somewhere. Pretend as if I was a new investor; how exactly does this relate to Gamestop, more specifically?
>why you are here if all you posts are off-topic shitposts
All of them are? That’s a bit disingenuous.

[Anonymous No.56635780]

>>56635722
>Pretend as if I was a new investor; how exactly does this relate to Gamestop, more specifically?
I aint explaining shit to you because "new investors" don't fucking come to this general. If you're too retarded to see how a BANK FAILING affects GME then you're just a retard.

Again, kys.

[Anonymous No.56635813]

Anyone here willing to claim MOASS will happen before the year ends?

Because if so - you’re fucking wrong.

It’ll never happen.

[Anonymous No.56635814]

>>56635713
It would positively insane. Most interestingly I get the impression that the shills they hire to fud the company aren’t the same ones they hired to control the narratives about the stock here and on ss.

[Anonymous No.56635847]

>>56635666
This also has me thinking how dead the internet really is. How long have we had AI chatbots, 16-17 years now? Anybody who's not a zoomer remembers
>smarterchild
>chacha
So who's to say it's not easier than ever to run a short and distort campaign when you don't even need a pajeet to ctrl+c.

[Anonymous No.56635863]

>>56635814
See my comment here. >>56635814
I don't think they have an army. Just a couple of English speakers to compile new content. Everything else could be done by a couple AWS instances of chatbots and MechanicalTurk captcha solvers.

[Anonymous No.56635876]

Im retarded. This one. >>56635847

[Anonymous No.56635879]

>>56628888
Hard check. They need this place to be so cluttered and nonsensical that positive or constructive discussion is impossible.

[Anonymous No.56635893]

>>56631594
>Faling for a Ponzi Scheme
>My GME goes to zero or a bazillion
I get it now, This whole Clint thing is a gag, good one you actually had me going there. Based dedicated baggie mocker.

[Anonymous No.56635907]

>>56635045
>They are effectively turning a wheel to keep GME price down.
Churning is the word you're looking for. I stead of churning credit cards, they're churning shares. Eventually someone has to foot the bill.
>Due to the nature of this I like to call it O-theory (or circle theory).
Clever, I like it.

[Anonymous No.56635955]

For me, it’s all about collecting the full set of Teddy books. I have four now, I save up enough to buy one every 3 months. Once I have the full set it will be an accomplishment I can truly be proud of. Just to be close to Ryan Cohen in this way makes me feel so special.

[Anonymous No.56635979]

>>56635863
>>56635876
Gotcha anon. I’ve seen some posts from YouTube videos and from tweets that were basically just copy pasta with different images tied to the accounts.

[Anonymous No.56636060]

>apfYZAl4
>92+nza7a
They spend their Saturdays like this

[Anonymous No.56636163]

>>56635567
lmao

>>56635216
This is 99.9999999999999999999999% likely to be a troll/shitpost but I appreciate that he put in the effort to stop shilling for an hour, make this post, and then either stopped posting or switched IDs.

[Anonymous No.56636343]

When GME declares bankruptcy, will you baggies be just as delusional as the Sears and bbby baggies? God, I hope so.

>but they have cash
They don’t make money. Institutional shareholders can force a liquidation so that the cash gets distributed, instead of just pissing it away over a few years.

[Anonymous No.56636382]

>>56636343
When GME MOASSs, will you cryptocucks rope yourselves? Make sure to record it too so I can masturbate to it faggot.

[Anonymous No.56636407]

>>56636382
GME already Moassed bitch, you just missed it. You got a time machine to take me back to Jan 2021?

[Anonymous No.56636426]

>>56636407
>faggot doesn't know about the sneeze
kek brownies

[Anonymous No.56636430]

Comf threaded frens
>>56635966
>>56635966
>>56635966

[Anonymous No.56636435]

someone make a logo thread, not using that one

[Anonymous No.56636466]

>>56636163
He'll do it again another thread

[Anonymous No.56636516]

>56636430
Sub 300 even counting your retarded premature post

[Anonymous No.56636519]

>>56636343
>Institutional shareholders can force a liquidation
No it requires a simple majority of shareholders to liquidate the company if it's motioned. Institutions own just under 30% of the company.

[Anonymous No.56636529]

>>56636516
Frenchie bakes around 260

[Anonymous No.56636602]

>>56636382
Crypto is just as stupid as GME.

>>56636519
Keep telling yourself that, ranjeet

[Anonymous No.56636634]

>>56636602
Alright, why haven't they?

[Anonymous No.56636758]

>>56636634
I guess you're not getting an answer

[Anonymous No.56637048]

And there goes the copy paste faggot's spam again

[Anonymous No.56637170]

>>56627374
Literally an imposter.jpeg
We are getting close bros.

[Anonymous No.56637252]

309

[Anonymous No.56637259]

310

[Anonymous No.56637282]

>>56635666
Checked and it’s almost like they would also pay a team to bake the threads here and keep them off topic and inane and make sure the logo was never in the catalog. Or pay some skeet shooting fagot to post passports and claim the real play is a bankrupt cum rag store and mock gme shareholders for not chasing short squeezes on everything else

[Anonymous No.56637314]

>56637282
Man you really don't pay attention to what conversation you're replying to sometimes

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.56637469]

>>56635966
>>56635966
>>56635966
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.56638579]

>>56634963