Is a body massage a based investment

[Anonymous No.56615999]

I’m starting to think keeping the “spine” aligned once in a while might be a worthwhile investment.

How often is too much to visit a massage parlor?

[Anonymous No.56616119]

>>56615999
why is their height included, w-what kinda massages are these anon

[Anonymous No.56616138]

>>56615999
Chiropractors are better honestly. Massages are a meme. Plus the-… oh. Oh. Yeah they’re pretty based. But don’t get addicted. Maybe a once every couple of months treat.

[Anonymous No.56616160]

>>56616119
The best massage I've ever had was from a 4' 10" Cambodian woman in Thailand. She hit every muscle on my body, walked on my back, stretched all my joints, etc. Taller/heavier massage women could never do it like that.

[Anonymous No.56616166]

>>56615999
Checked, based and "massage"-pilled. Give sauce now I want to pay this asian whore to suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.56616190]

>>56615999
She doesn't look like this in real life.

[Anonymous No.56616215]

>>56615999
If you live in Vancouver, they are a great.

[Anonymous No.56616223]

>>56616166
>Give sauce now
vegasmassagenuru

[Anonymous No.56616234]

>>56616138
The chiro I go to has a massage therapist, she's awesome. I see her when I can but she's hard to book. She seems to hate the government as well so she ticks every box.

[Anonymous No.56616237]

>>56616166
They always offer to suck but I’m terrified of getting herpies

[Anonymous No.56616245]

>>56616160
Weak, I have had women who were over 5.5 jump up and down on my back. I was like use your toes when you are jumping, my back need more force!

[Anonymous No.56616248]

>>56616237
Just beat off on them

[Anonymous No.56616314]

>>56616223
thank you

[Anonymous No.56616351]

If you get one of these things do you have to initiate. Like if you do nothing will they just give you like a normal ass massage? Or do have to guide their hand or some shit. I'd hate that. That's why I prefer escorts its just way more straight forward.

[Anonymous No.56616396]

>>56616190
kek the lines on the table, i hate women so much

[Anonymous No.56616421]

>>56615999
Yes. At a certain level of wealth you should be going to the spa at least every other week.

[Anonymous No.56616446]

>>56616215
Got any tips for finding a good spot? I'll be spending a week there at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.56616643]

>>56616351
Usually they just start rubbing my inner thigh until they touch the penis head
Then they gauge your reaction
If you close your legs it means you don’t want it touched. If you open your legs it means you do

[Anonymous No.56616671]

>>56616237
Don't be a pussy, last spa I went to I paid extra to cum inside the Asian sluts vag.

[Anonymous No.56616700]

>>56615999
This pic is so old lmao, thank you for letting me see it again. This bitch is probably 38 now

[Anonymous No.56616884]

>>56616671
no condom? bold if true

[Anonymous No.56616887]

>>56615999
Your body is a good investment, don’t sell it

[Anonymous No.56616896]

>>56616446
Leolist and perb.