/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56610721]

PINK BOY WINTER

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>56609243

[Anonymous No.56610727]

What's Jerome going to say?

[Anonymous No.56610728]

first for sell

[Anonymous No.56610731]

Buy the dip anon, we're kicking the can all the way to 2024.

[Anonymous No.56610733]

>>56610727
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.56610742]

>>56610727
he's not going to say anything, he's just going to listen to what they had to say and that's what no one else did

[Anonymous No.56610744]

I currently own negative 500 shares of SPY (ticker: SPY)

[Anonymous No.56610750]

>>56610727
FUCK YOUR LONGS
LONG LIVE ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.56610752]

What drives someone to gamble their life savings on worthless, diluted shit like TLT instead of something safe like BTC?

[Anonymous No.56610757]

Hope you remembered to buy SOXL after the 200 DMA cross.

[Anonymous No.56610769]

Friendly reminder that tech is immune to bond yields, higher interest rates, multiple wars, bank failures, etc. It only goes up and buy every dip

[Anonymous No.56610772]

>>56610757
My broker was caught trying to sell counterfeit SOXL. SEC is about to break the news this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.56610773]

>>56610742
I recognize this quote.

[Anonymous No.56610774]

this will be my last post
I received a message from beyond telling me to sell everything

I have passed on the message to you all.

[Anonymous No.56610775]

You are already dead.

[Anonymous No.56610777]

>>56610721

[Anonymous No.56610785]

>>56610772
i broke open my chinese semi conductor and it was full of fucking tungusten cheap chink counterfeiting basterds!

[Anonymous No.56610786]

SHORTING PORKBELLIES AND LONG NIGGER NUTS

[Anonymous No.56610789]

>FALL

[Anonymous No.56610797]

>>56610757
Yeah but when the 50 goes under the 200 it's a deathcross anon. Interesting inflection point though, use soxx tho for crayons and memelines imo

[Anonymous No.56610804]

>>56610757
SXOS on 5x leverage

[Anonymous No.56610810]

The top is in. Eee you at SPY 80.

[Anonymous No.56610813]

>>56610797
>>56610757
forgot pic srry

[Anonymous No.56610833]

>>56610810
We're at enthusiasm is you haven't noticed. We have yet to really rally to the upside

[Anonymous No.56610836]

>TLT dip already being slurped
Does anyone have that Chabad calendar? Because this feels extremely Jewish...

[Anonymous No.56610846]

The top has been called. All downhill from here.

[Anonymous No.56610852]

>>56610813
you're supposed to track SOXX not SOXL dummy

[Anonymous No.56610860]

What was that?

[Anonymous No.56610861]

>>56609668
He's dead the new kanye aint even close. Whoever picked out the new kanye is racist as hell.

[Anonymous No.56610874]

[Anonymous No.56610878]

>>56610852
duh silly anon was just saying it was a golden cross on the dma for soxl. i wanted to show it's not, obviously soxx is better to use

[Anonymous No.56610884]

Thread + Market theme:

https://youtu.be/TSAdHJV_ZYo?si=yP3cMtKsGzadcn5-

[Anonymous No.56610895]

Ha.

[Anonymous No.56610899]

>>56610833
Nope. This was the top. Now we begin a -80% downward move.

[Anonymous No.56610905]

Thread + Market theme:

https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?si=obkS_045jP-sD83Y

[Anonymous No.56610916]

>>56610543
>>56610593
>>56610607
https://www.forexlive.com/news/so-much-for-the-bond-rally-20231109/
>So much for the bond rally
>Real money didn't show up at the 30-year Treasury sale today.
>The market was looking for a yield of 4.716% but the Treasury had to pay 4.769% at the dutch auction to unload all $24 billion. That's a bad sign on real demand for bonds and suggests that a good portion of the recent retracement in long-end yields was about positioning rather than demand.
>Non-dealer biddings was just 75.3% of the take-down versus 87.9% on average.
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
GET THE FUCK OUT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS COMING
WE'VE BEEN WARNING YOU, REPEATEDLY
YOU NEVER LISTEN
NOW IS THE TIME TO LISTEN
This is the top of this bear market rally! This is the catalyst!
It was all based upon yields coming down
THERE ARE NO BOND BUYERS
THEY DO NOT WANT THE FUCKING BONDS
THE EMPEROR IS WEARING NO CLOTHES
4372 SPX
15316 NQ
this is the top!
get the fuck out
I'm calling it to the point!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE FUCKING WHINING MUMU WHEN WE CRASH
>wahh!!111one
>why didn't I listen!!!
>wahhh all the warning signs were there!!
YOU DESERVE THE LOSSES YOU WILL INCUR
When a cow is standing on the train tracks and sees the train coming, and doesn't move out of the way, it DESERVES to die

[Anonymous No.56610919]

>>56610895
How does a sphere make money?

[Anonymous No.56610921]

how come every time the market moves down 0.25% these desperate losers scream that its all over lmao
they are just mad they tried to short this ENTIRE YEAR and fucking lost ALL of their money

[Anonymous No.56610922]

>>56610775
We won't get to that point because every other country will die first. Our debt will outcompete everyone else's and we can survive higher rates longer than our parasitic allies can. Yes you'll have moderately high inflation and constant depreciation of the currency, but our debt won't be hard defaulted on.

[Anonymous No.56610932]

>>56610919
Pay shekels and they visualize your waifu

[Anonymous No.56610934]

>>56610810
Why does it be like it is ?

[Anonymous No.56610945]

>>56610916
give strike and expiration anon

[Anonymous No.56610946]

I'm buying holding PLUG calls through earnings wish me luck

[Anonymous No.56610949]

>>56610921
Buddy, we literally just had a -10% move from crest to trough - what the fuck are you smoking
https://www.ft.com/content/839d42e1-53ce-4f24-8b22-342ab761c0e4
Mumu, do you have selective amnesia?

[Anonymous No.56610950]

>>56610921
>>56610922
Nobody wants your worthless bonds. You're broke and irrelevant, and your military is a relic from 40 years ago that you can't afford anymore.

[Anonymous No.56610953]

>>56610919
They expected megacorps to shell out for advertising space, but even they think it's an expensive gimmick.

[Anonymous No.56610957]

At first I was like...
>"AAAH GOD DAMMIT THEY TRIGGERED MY STOP LOSS"
And then I was like...
>"THANK GOD THEY TRIGGERED MY STOP LOSS"
$2800 in realized gains, and I now have $11k to gamble with again

[Anonymous No.56610963]

>>56610899
> checks nvidia
> only up 2.5% today instead of 3.5%
Man, ouch. Face it, the economy is way too strong. Santa rally to ATHs this year

[Anonymous No.56610971]

Post +7000% all-time chart (you can't)

[Anonymous No.56610983]

>>56610963
Tops in. Better watch that diet mumu.

[Anonymous No.56610984]

>>56610895
>>56610919
>we are just going to make a big expensive sphere
>but how are we going to generate money with it
>umm uhhh we will charge for ads and streaming and sometimes show weird shit on it
>so it's like a really big expensive bill board/screen
>n-n-no... shut up!

[Anonymous No.56610991]

>>56610963
Look at banks, RETARD.

[Anonymous No.56610995]

>>56610895
Where was the ROI gonna come from ? Shoulda streamed movies on the thing and sold subscription to the audio via podcasts.

[Anonymous No.56610998]

>>56610919
Concerts? Figure skating? UFC weigh ins?

[Anonymous No.56611000]

>>56610905
https://youtu.be/gKL1X2ekWMw?si=FsK_UrOK00SlHeIn

[Anonymous No.56611001]

Goodbye yesterday's lows
I expect every bull from earlier to speak in lowered tones for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.56611005]

>>56610984
I see, they should have made it partitionable like this

https://everyonedraw.com/canvas/

[Anonymous No.56611007]

God I love these shitcoins that are biotech!

[Anonymous No.56611009]

>>56610984
>>56610895
Have you guys not figured out how real estate is a huge grift and rich people write off losses on purpose all the time?

>>56610950
>Nobody wants them!!!
>$24 billion sold
lol

[Anonymous No.56611013]

>>56610895
If this wasn't a top signal I dont know what is. The amount of money you had to pay for just one day of advertising or some shit was like 200-300k Why was it even made other than being some kind of money sink and and a testament to hedonism?

[Anonymous No.56611014]

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56611020]

BUDDY LOOK AT UVXY COMPUTERS

[Anonymous No.56611021]

Love when it comes without a warnin'
'Cause waitin' for it gets so borin'
A lot can change in twenty seconds
A lot can happen in the dark
>>56610919
It's a very expensively built auditorium for concerts apparently. I guess too expensive for the revenue it generates.

[Anonymous No.56611026]

>Literally nothing has even been said
>Pre-written statement has nothing new in it
And yet the market takes a shit. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56611027]

>>56610991
Why would I look at banks when tech is the only thing that matters? This is a good place to start DCAing into Nvidia

[Anonymous No.56611033]

[Anonymous No.56611038]

>>56610543 (Cross-thread)
>>56610593 (Cross-thread)
>>56610607 (Cross-thread)
https://www.forexlive.com/news/so-much-for-the-bond-rally-20231109/
>So much for the bond rally
>Real money didn't show up at the 30-year Treasury sale today.
>The market was looking for a yield of 4.716% but the Treasury had to pay 4.769% at the dutch auction to unload all $24 billion. That's a bad sign on real demand for bonds and suggests that a good portion of the recent retracement in long-end yields was about positioning rather than demand.
>Non-dealer biddings was just 75.3% of the take-down versus 87.9% on average.
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
>We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
We've seen some bad 30-year auctions in the past year but this might be the worst one yet.
GET THE FUCK OUT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS COMING
WE'VE BEEN WARNING YOU, REPEATEDLY
YOU NEVER LISTEN
NOW IS THE TIME TO LISTEN
This is the top of this bear market rally! This is the catalyst!
It was all based upon yields coming down
THERE ARE NO BOND BUYERS
THEY DO NOT WANT THE FUCKING BONDS
THE EMPEROR IS WEARING NO CLOTHES
4372 SPX
15316 NQ
this is the top!
get the fuck out
I'm calling it to the point!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE FUCKING WHINING MUMU WHEN WE CRASH
>wahh!!111one
>why didn't I listen!!!
>wahhh all the warning signs were there!!
YOU DESERVE THE LOSSES YOU WILL INCUR
When a cow is standing on the train tracks and sees the train coming, and doesn't move out of the way, it DESERVES to die

[Anonymous No.56611040]

how can chud powell do this bullbros

[Anonymous No.56611046]

>>56610757
Should've been SOXS, honey

[Anonymous No.56611054]

>>56610949
oversold conditions can remain oversold

[Anonymous No.56611057]

>>56611033
Evidently he feels the tone he set at last FOMC was more dovish than intended.

[Anonymous No.56611064]

>>56611040
someone get him off the stage, he's crashing the market

[Anonymous No.56611069]

>bank of israel
of course

[Anonymous No.56611073]

>>56611001
Dude it's Thursday and it's still up and green for me, today included.

[Anonymous No.56611074]

>TGT

Stock is tucked, cucked, and fucked.

[Anonymous No.56611075]

>>56611057
>>56611033
Why the fuck do you guys try to spin this shit to be the most devastatingly bearish information of all time? It's pathetic

[Anonymous No.56611076]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.56611078]

>>56611064
ENCORE! ENCORE!

[Anonymous No.56611081]

>>56611069
yup, as i said >>56610750

[Anonymous No.56611086]

[Anonymous No.56611091]

This red is just people like >>56611038 shorting spooky headlines, which brings things down, which causes more faggots like him to short even more. It's self fulfilling. Does real world information indicate anything remotely as bearish as retail wants? No. Trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.56611092]

>>56610916
aren't you the same faggot who said a week ago that the top was in

[Anonymous No.56611094]

>That's a big shakeout.

[Anonymous No.56611095]

>>56611001
>for the rest of the week.
The rest of the week consists of Friday.
Feel confident to hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.56611100]

TWO MORE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.56611101]

>>56611038
Schizo or genius, only time will tell.

[Anonymous No.56611102]

Someone spoonfeed me on this bond nonsense pls
So far I am gathering:
>gov auctions 30y bonds
>people don't buy them
>yields rise until they do
i guess what I am missing is why is this so bad for markets? And why are people suddenly not buying bonds, shouldnt they just take the 5% or whatever?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.56611105]

>>56611075
SPIN is what they call me after all

[Anonymous No.56611116]

What's going on today? Did Powell say something?

[Anonymous No.56611119]

>>56611102
People bought 24 billion dollars worth of bonds. Bears are trying to spin that as "no one bought" which is ricidulous. It's not bad for the markets.

[Anonymous No.56611120]

>>56611102
few understand this

[Anonymous No.56611121]

>>56611075
Just why do you think the market has had nine consecutive green days?

[Anonymous No.56611123]

LMFAO ROASTIE CHIMPOUT

[Anonymous No.56611130]

>climate change
these guys again

[Anonymous No.56611131]

DESASTEER

JUST CLOSE THIS FUCKIN DOOR

[Anonymous No.56611132]

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

[Anonymous No.56611136]

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR JKEKEKE
HOLDOR
HOLDOR
HOLDOR

[Anonymous No.56611137]

>>56611116
Nothing yet. They let a fat 23 year old AFAB in so the train went off the tracks

[Anonymous No.56611138]

>>56611116
>Did Powell say something?
He did. He is.

[Anonymous No.56611143]

>>56611132
He said fuckin

https://youtu.be/ZiEGi2g1JkA?si=u1fiaKFPo9bkC-KJ

[Anonymous No.56611145]

im sure this guy is a good guy bros
millions of americans are literally dying in the streets homeless no one gives a fuck about this piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56611147]

>POWELL SAYS CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

[Anonymous No.56611149]

SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE JPOW!!!
PLEASE CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56611158]

>>56611009
Worst. Treasury. Auction. In. History.

[Anonymous No.56611163]

My UVXY doing a lil somethin.

[Anonymous No.56611164]

im surprised the market didnt pump or dump after the roastie attack

[Anonymous No.56611170]

New nickileaks just dropped.

[Anonymous No.56611171]

Thank god he did not say the N word again

[Anonymous No.56611173]

>>56611102
It means the bond market expects higher rates in the future. 5% is not good enough to warrent the risk

[Anonymous No.56611172]

>>56610543 #
>people don't want dollars that pay interest so I'm sure they'll want to hold dollars that don't pay interest!
Fiat bulls are retarded. Things priced in government toilet paper will continue to melt up because your statist shitcoin continues towards zero

[Anonymous No.56611177]

next on Afternoons with J-Pow
opening the fucking discount window

[Anonymous No.56611178]

CLOSE THE NIGGER DOOR
-jerome "jay" powell 2023

[Anonymous No.56611179]

>>56611092
I'm the same anon who said to start building your short position, start selling your longs, scaling into it, over the course of 3-4 days, starting on Thursday last week

[Anonymous No.56611183]

Why did Poweler say the f world on live television?

[Anonymous No.56611188]

Why did Poweler say the N world on live television?

[Anonymous No.56611194]

JEROME FUCKIN LEFT
HES LIKE FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUTTIE

[Anonymous No.56611193]

>>56611102
Higher yields means stocks get valued lower. You have an entire industry of algorithmic trading built up around this. It's called an equity risk premium. Big institutions that own everything start selling their shares and moving into bonds when the yield gets above what their algo predicts is the expected return for the stock they are holding.

[Anonymous No.56611195]

>>56611158
>>56611173
WHO THE FUCK CARES jesus fucking christ you guys STILL refuse to acknowledge how anyone with half a brain would rather take on minimal risk for the chance of much-higher-than-5% returns in equities than sink all of their money into bonds. Retards lmao.

[Anonymous No.56611201]

>>56611179
no you're the anon who said "this is the exact top, sell with both hands"

[Anonymous No.56611214]

>>56611195
I'm bullish you dumbfuck cum guzzling fag. They're dumping trillions into the tranny economy. There's no way we don't hit aths

[Anonymous No.56611216]

Achieving restrictive 2% over time. We are not confident we achieved such a stance!

[Anonymous No.56611227]

>>56611095
>Feel confident to hold over the weekend?
Probably not, I'd like to cover in the 4300-4320 S&P range if possible. But please keep your tone lowered at least through Friday for that 11am pump I had to endure.

[Anonymous No.56611232]

>>56611195
Your’e a clueless faggot that doesn’t know positioning vs demand

[Anonymous No.56611234]

hes not telling us anything we dont know
everyones broke, kikes are assholes, and niggers and trannies plague every society across the globe

[Anonymous No.56611236]

>>56611183
>>56611188
>Jerome Powell says "fucking niggers"
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.56611239]

VIEW UPTURN IN INFLATION AS PANDEMIC RELATED SHIFT AND SHARP DECLINE IS LABOR SUPPLY,

[Anonymous No.56611241]

HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.56611244]

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[Anonymous No.56611248]

>Powell says literally the exact same shit as last week
>Market poops and pees this time because ????
What a joke. Outlaw shorting and see how days like this go.

>>56611232
Nah I just know that all the idiots screeching about bonds have been wrong 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.56611253]

>>56610721
IDGAF about 2021 Jerome

[Anonymous No.56611254]

>>56611244
wait are they back again? Holy kek if they are. I'm not watching live

[Anonymous No.56611255]

Why yes, I am in 100% cash equivalents
A genius you say?
perhaps I am

[Anonymous No.56611256]

Few workers are rejoining the labor force with strong demand for households!

[Anonymous No.56611258]

>>56610895
My plan to save The Sphere
>sissy hypno nights
>gooner parties

[Anonymous No.56611259]

>>56610727
"just close the fucking door"

[Anonymous No.56611264]

>>56610721
OH FUCK OH FUCK.
THIS JUST IN TIM SOXL HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD

[Anonymous No.56611270]

Unprecedented pandemic related supply and demand!,!
>COVID 19 ECONOMY IS STILL HERE
>WAGE GROWTH HAS FALLEN
>RETURN TO IMMIGRATION PREPANDEMIC LEVELS?!?

[Anonymous No.56611273]

>>56610919
It's really cool so you can sell it to people who like cool things.

[Anonymous No.56611272]

>>56611248
>Reeeee it should be illegal for me to lose money
Bull niggers, folks. What can I say?
>Audience roars with laughter and a few bitches throw panties.

[Anonymous No.56611280]

MY UVXY PUT HAS BEEN HEEMED

[Anonymous No.56611284]

>LOOK THROUGH SUPPLY SHOCKS
>SUPPLY DISPRUPTIONS WILL BE MORE FREUQUENT AND OERSISTENT.
>WE FUCKED UP THE LOOK THROUGH APPROACH

[Anonymous No.56611290]

>>56611248
>Outlaw shorting and see how days like this go.
Living in a market economy while things are mispriced is hell.

[Anonymous No.56611291]

>>56611170
>Jay the Faggot will continue tonguing wall streets asshole
Shocking.

[Anonymous No.56611292]

>>56611258
>Sister fucking to sissy hypnosis nights and goober parties
/smg/ without a doubt just keeps getting worse

[Anonymous No.56611295]

DIS HAS BEEN BREACHED. ALL GAINS ARE EVAPOATING

[Anonymous No.56611303]

>>56611272
No, it should be illegal to sell stocks you don't have. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56611306]

INFLATION IS HIGHER FOR LONGER
>WE DONT KNOW WHEN DOR WHERE INTERESTS RATE WILL SETTLE

[Anonymous No.56611309]

>>56611292
gooby pls

[Anonymous No.56611312]

tldr on the AMC happening?

[Anonymous No.56611313]

>>56611201
>>56540991
>if you are not going short here with two hands, loading up the truck with your short scaling here, I really don't know what to tell you
but, I've seen it here in /smg/ since robinhood general..
>buy the top
>short the bottom
over, and over, and over
>[if you are not loading up the truck with your short scaling here]
>[short scaling here]
>>56540641
>If you are buying here, you are a RETARD
>Take profits
>>56540765
>Take profits. Sell.
>Build short position.
Meanwhile you are hyperfocused on one line, in one post
>This is literally the (short term) top. Today, right here, right now, $430 SPY now we go back to $415 within 2 weeks.
>OMG!!111ONE
You said $430 SPY, and we went to $438 SPY!!!!1111ONE
Yeah, I also said to scale into short positions, take profits on longs at the highs, start building shorts. Lmao.
You're just a faggot who thinks $8.00 in SPY matters
YOU WERE WRONG!!! IT WENT TO $438!!!!!
lmao. now you will lose money. you should have been taking profits over the course of 3-4 days, should have been building short positions over the course of 3-4 days

[Anonymous No.56611314]

Holy cow I'm making so much money today.

[Anonymous No.56611316]

>>56611258
can we pool our funds together to buy ad space on the sphere to play sister porn for the smg meetup in vegas?

[Anonymous No.56611325]

>>56610728
>>56610744
Damn I love AI
Keep posting

[Anonymous No.56611327]

>>56610742
>it's all part of the plan

[Anonymous No.56611328]

>>56611303
It should be illegal to spend money you don’t have. Checkmate credit system

[Anonymous No.56611329]

>>56611290
Yes, living in the post-71 world has been hell

[Anonymous No.56611339]

>>56611316
If we can get the smg discord to join in yes

[Anonymous No.56611341]

WE ARE FAR FROM A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THESE ANSWERS

[Anonymous No.56611343]

>>56611075
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.56611348]

>>56611339
i've been posting in smg for 17 years and i've never gotten a discord invite this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.56611350]

>>56611339
>/smg/ discord
Sweet I'll get to doxx all you faggots

[Anonymous No.56611352]

>>56611313
>>56540641
>If you are buying here, you are a RETARD
>Sell. Sell, sell, sell. Sell with 2 hands.
that was 7 days ago. it's done nothing but go up since then. might want to re-consult your crystal ball.

[Anonymous No.56611354]

Here comes the VIX crush

[Anonymous No.56611355]

Wow Powell LITERALLY said nothing new, at all. If the market didn't blow up the last time there's zero reason for it to blow up this time. Bunch of emotional faggots shorting because...??????

[Anonymous No.56611358]

this is the most jewish fucking market in history

[Anonymous No.56611360]

Oh recession averted. Israel has taken the stage

[Anonymous No.56611365]

>>56610721
*please clap*

[Anonymous No.56611369]

>>56611328
yes, actually would solve the world's biggest (((problem)))

[Anonymous No.56611371]

>>56611358
all markets are jewish anon
the stock market is literally the jewish version of gambling on cock fights

[Anonymous No.56611381]

>>56611358
its the end of a near century long ponzi scheme, enjoy the rug pull as they make their exit

[Anonymous No.56611383]

>>56611328
Isn't it hilarious how outlawing credit and short selling would basically crush rich people's chances of maintaining power? Wild to think about it huh

[Anonymous No.56611384]

>>56611352
What the fuck bro. You cant do that.

[Anonymous No.56611388]

>jerome
>"just close the fucking door, I don't know"
>powell
https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1722697080743907452?s=20

[Anonymous No.56611390]

>>56611348
>discord...
are these fed niggers

[Anonymous No.56611393]

>>56611352
that's why you scale in, both in scaling out of longs (to sell stocks / options at the most opportune time) and you scale into shorts, so that if the market rallies higher, some stocks may be higher on some days than others, some may pull back sooner than others depending on sector, you scale in - if it moves higher, your scaling out longs are doing well each tick higher, and the short positions you enter have an even better starting entry point

[Anonymous No.56611398]

Holy shit these charts are so bogus. This market is bogus. This economy is bogus.you are bogus. I am bogus. I cannot wait until I have money and get to ignore all of this.

[Anonymous No.56611402]

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOO??????? I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THE MARKET WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56611407]

>>56611328
yes actually.

[Anonymous No.56611408]

>>56611398
https://youtu.be/zn_cvm2J4Fg?t=7
post vibes

[Anonymous No.56611416]

>>56611339
Discord is for fucking zoomers not having serious discussions.

[Anonymous No.56611418]

>>56611402
neither does anybody trading them

[Anonymous No.56611419]

>>56611384
the dumb bobo is right

>>56611352
checking someones post history is extremely reddit

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.56611421]

I told you to close the fucking door.

[Anonymous No.56611422]

Israel is actually really good! Economy is good. What war? Every company and political power mentions the war but not this Kyle.

[Anonymous No.56611432]

>>56611390
wait are you not a fed nigger? gtfo out
this is the /sister marrying glowies/ thread you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56611434]

Sell everything today. Buy when nasdaq futures breach 13700. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.56611435]

>>56611422
There's no war they're just fucking with their ghetto pets like they've been doing for decades.

[Anonymous No.56611441]

>so obvious

Lmao of you didn’t make at least 20k today you will never make it

[Anonymous No.56611460]

>>56611419
We're going back to the middle of the crab range, yeah.
If you're a doomer beyond that point, then no.

[Anonymous No.56611466]

>Costco executives deciding on how to turn their rotisserie chickens into a viable form of currency:

[Anonymous No.56611469]

>>56611303
Just make it so you have to borrow before short selling and make it so someone borrowing a share to sell actually SELLS the borrowed shared when they sell the share. Makes no sense that the person who's share you just sold gets to keep the share in their account. It was sold, they don't have it anymore, someone else owns it now, so why is it still sitting in their account. None of this is really short-selling when you think about it, it's some weird abomination wearing the skin of short-selling.

[Anonymous No.56611478]

>>56611434
BRK.B is still going up.

[Anonymous No.56611491]

what can i invest in to cope with the pain of dying alone and unloved?

[Anonymous No.56611495]

>>56611469
anon if we do that rich people will lose money and that's anti semitic

[Anonymous No.56611496]

Stock market crash.

[Anonymous No.56611497]

I put in an application to GEICO actually. This was my resume that I submitted.

[Anonymous No.56611508]

LTRX bros wagmi

[Anonymous No.56611509]

Platinum's about to hit its early Oct lows.

[Anonymous No.56611512]

>>56611388
Holy shit.
They've made him mad.
Zoomers want to be employed?
Zoomers want affordable housing?
Zoomers want to afford their latest gadgets and subsriptions?
Zoomers want green energy?
HE WILL CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

[Anonymous No.56611514]

[Anonymous No.56611516]

>>56611248
>Outlaw shorting and see how days like this go.
Shorting is a necessary good, bucko

[Anonymous No.56611518]

>>56611496
Not yet, that's the 17th

[Anonymous No.56611520]

>>56611508
Nice. Can't wait for it to retrace back to $4 for the bazillionth time.

[Anonymous No.56611525]

>>56611491
Invest in GTE we have insider info that they plan on offering Colombian wives as dividends

[Anonymous No.56611526]

>>56610957
Good news, gambling is the sure fire way to get ahead

[Anonymous No.56611532]

So Powell said fuck or am I being gaslit into believing it was some climate protesters?

https://thehill.com/business/4302592-close-the-f-ing-door-climate-protestors-interrupt-powell-for-the-second-time-this-month/

[Anonymous No.56611535]

>>56611509
How are you playing that? PPLT? SBSW?

[Anonymous No.56611540]

ITS OVER
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.56611547]

>>56611390
Best case scenario is that they are faggots, so that's a pass regardless.

[Anonymous No.56611555]

>>56611421
>Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[Anonymous No.56611568]

>>56611532
he did

[Anonymous No.56611572]

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.56611573]

Finally then floor is falling. Another half hour and sour hour starts. Then I can sell these spy puts

[Anonymous No.56611577]

I started buying TLT too early.

[Anonymous No.56611578]

>>56611316
Princess Leia would be honored, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.56611579]

>>56611388
Holy fuck it's real.

[Anonymous No.56611589]

Ah a brown woman is talking. Makes sense why the market tanked

[Anonymous No.56611594]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT

[Anonymous No.56611598]

>>56611535
I'm watching futures, but I don't have a position right now. I don't expect a huge comeback right away, but it's getting attractive just from a price perspective. It could still have more to fall, look at the summer '22 lows.

[Anonymous No.56611599]

>>56611577
dis nigga buyin bonds lmaooo

[Anonymous No.56611606]

>>56611532
Yes.
Also he already had a slightly pissed vibe before that. It seems to be getting on his nerves to have to deliver the same speech word for word, every time.
Next he'll be like
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK ZOOMERS
FUCK JANNIES
TO THE REST OF THE WORLD: DROP DEAD

[Anonymous No.56611607]

[Anonymous No.56611608]

>>56611540
how the fuck do you lose 64% when the biggest drop today is AMC with 12% ???

[Anonymous No.56611613]

>>56611388
>>56611579

HOLY FUCKIN BASED OUR BOY DROPPIN BOMBS

[Anonymous No.56611625]

>>56611607
>Jeanna.jpg

[Anonymous No.56611626]

STOP DUMPING, I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SHORT MORE; GODDAMn

[Anonymous No.56611627]

Bear trap.

[Anonymous No.56611628]

>>56611469
It's completely insane, and I even realized it when I did paper trading in middle school. If 12 year olds can hear about short selling and think "shit lol why WOULDN'T I just do that?" why is it something we allow to happen in the real market? Of course >>56611495 is correct

[Anonymous No.56611634]

>>56611607
god i wish jeanna was my sister

[Anonymous No.56611635]

Nothing beats listening to Christmas carols while making money off overpriced financial bullshit tanking.

[Anonymous No.56611637]

Research has shown that if you can keep close to your target then that makes the job easier to bring down inflation while not needing a big loss in output.

[Anonymous No.56611638]

>>56611607
I'm gonna miss this dude like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.56611639]

>>56611572
Nah, we're only like 0.7%, that's nothing.
Tomorrow will be green, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.56611640]

>>56611627
1 post by this ID.

[Anonymous No.56611641]

>>56611388
Yeah, but even the way he said it was dovish. Does that mean we pump?

[Anonymous No.56611647]

>>56611627
Reverse Bull Trap

[Anonymous No.56611649]

>>56611613
THIS NIGGA OUT HERE GRAPE-ING EVERYONE IN LINCOLN PARK
HIDE YO BONDS, HIDE YO EQUITIES

[Anonymous No.56611651]

>>56611607
>fly on the wall
Is that an american saying? It sounds weird, gives me the ick. Disturbing.

[Anonymous No.56611656]

>>56611639
Get the fuck out you retarded newfag shill.

[Anonymous No.56611657]

If high turn rate sis driven by the economy then more fiscal tightening is nesearty. Deficit is projected to be 7% we are at 8%!

[Anonymous No.56611658]

>>56611627
Bull trap.

[Anonymous No.56611660]

>>56611628
Because your potential for loss is infinite you stupid nigger. Are you still 12 years old?

[Anonymous No.56611663]

every bobo has posted "The Line" I just want to rub it mumus face a little more.

[Anonymous No.56611675]

RATES WILL BE HIGHER FOR LONGER AND GROWTH IS SLOWING! WE ARE IN STAG,FATION

[Anonymous No.56611680]

>>56611607
I read this post in her high pitched teenage girl voice.

[Anonymous No.56611696]

>Mumus crying about shorting
>It's unfair, it cannot be allowed to increase the chances of me losing
>bull and bear, nah bro, it should be bull&bull, like the fags that we are

[Anonymous No.56611700]

Wait this looks bullish….

[Anonymous No.56611705]

i hate bears and so does the market

[Anonymous No.56611716]

>>56611640
3, nigger.

[Anonymous No.56611717]

>>56611700
We're gonna gap up for you retard bobos that won't face the facts that we're in a bull market

[Anonymous No.56611719]

>>56611700
zoom in

[Anonymous No.56611721]

>>56611388
WE
NEED
A
WEBM
WITH
SOUND
>SOUND
SOUND

[Anonymous No.56611736]

wtf bullbros I thought it was our time...

[Anonymous No.56611738]

>>56611717
The absolute state of shills. Mike Johnson is going to defund you next.

[Anonymous No.56611762]

>>56611738
damn that's crazy

[Anonymous No.56611774]

>>56611651
I think everyone uses it. Means to be an unseen observer in a room. Not, like, swarming on rotting food or poop.

[Anonymous No.56611785]

>>56611608
>what are options?

[Anonymous No.56611786]

extraordinary difficult perdiod! THIS IS PRETTY BAD! YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO BAKC TO 70S TO PICTURE A PERIOD LIKE THIS.
>RADICAL SHIFTS IN US POLICY FROM ONE PRESIDENT TO THE NEXT
>WAR IN UKRAINE AND MIDDLE EAST
>FAGGOT GLOABLISATION IS DIFFICULT PERIOD

[Anonymous No.56611789]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I1AMRFdGo

[Anonymous No.56611795]

>>56611721
yt-dlp

[Anonymous No.56611802]

>>56611388
holy based, I knew Jerome had it in him

[Anonymous No.56611804]

>>56611717
How much did braun pay you or did you do it all for the attention ?

[Anonymous No.56611806]

>"just close the fucking door, I don't know"

[Anonymous No.56611810]

>>56611651
A "fly on the wall" sees everything that goes on in the room without being noticed

[Anonymous No.56611811]

>>56611774
I know it's metaphorical, but still bring ups the thought of you as a fly which is unappealing.

And no, certainly not everyone uses it. I don't think I heard somewhere
>Ich wäre so gern als Fliege an der Wand gewesen

[Anonymous No.56611818]

>>56611738
damn that's crazy

[Anonymous No.56611820]

The volume is paltry we probably bounce off the gap we based from. Snibs runs this country now.

[Anonymous No.56611821]

>>56611806

[Anonymous No.56611826]

>>56611811
*dort gewesen

[Anonymous No.56611827]

>>56611804
You just reminded me I'm getting some Feather in the mail today. /smg/ DOES shave, right?

[Anonymous No.56611852]

>>56611827
>/smg/ DOES shave, right?
Yeah and I'm even worse at it than that png

[Anonymous No.56611855]

>>56611827
SOUR

[Anonymous No.56611856]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.56611857]

DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK

[Anonymous No.56611865]

>>56611388
>fucking nigger
>just close the fucking door
>close the god damn door
>god I hate niggers
>alright, apologies, where were we, ah yes 2%.

[Anonymous No.56611868]

HIGHER INTEREST RATES FOR THE REST FO THE DECADE

[Anonymous No.56611871]

>>56611857
Kek classic

[Anonymous No.56611873]

Okay, genuises of /biz/, what do you predict?
Will it dump further or bounce and shoot up tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56611880]

>>56611827
I use a Norelco OneBlade every two or three days. One blade lasted me about four or five months before it broke off its hinges.

[Anonymous No.56611882]

>>56611827
The shaving jew fears ASTRA razors and a double edge. I got mine before it became a meme for like $5, same one now is like $30

[Anonymous No.56611885]

LABDorks, we can afford to take our sister out to the nice restaurant this week.

[Anonymous No.56611889]

We are so back.

[Anonymous No.56611891]

THANK YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[Anonymous No.56611896]

>>56611873
More dumping. Maybe a little pump after Thanksgiving, but I find that hard to believe with all of the news being flooded with how expensive everything is as we get closer to the holidays.

[Anonymous No.56611897]

>>56611827
>/smg/ DOES shave, right?
I run a clipper over my face once every 10 to 14 days. Haven't had a job that had any kind of fussy appearance requirements in decades.

[Anonymous No.56611902]

>Omegle is now defunct
Next year is going to be incredibly spicy

[Anonymous No.56611904]

FANOM TAX'D

[Anonymous No.56611909]

.
>>56611827
switched to straight razor about 3 years ago. large up front cost but by far the best investment.

[Anonymous No.56611911]

I'd be surprised if that retard strength pump is over and this won't be fully retraced to the upside by end of next week.

[Anonymous No.56611918]

>>56611827
Every day or it will try to grow in full.

[Anonymous No.56611923]

Just close the fucking door on them Powell.

[Anonymous No.56611924]

>>56611902
showing internet strangers my penis is the cornerstone of modernity as we know it. The end times are upon us

[Anonymous No.56611925]

>>56611897
I only shave my sideburns/lamb chops since they never really grow in.
I have a friend who can only grow those, we have almost exactly complementary beards.

[Anonymous No.56611927]

Last half hour will be power. Because I sold my put 0dte for break even

[Anonymous No.56611935]

>>56611897
This, I haven't been clean shaven in almost a decade.

[Anonymous No.56611939]

Has my coop put run its course and now its time to close?

[Anonymous No.56611945]

Fucking hell Fidelity.. I SPECIFIED the lots I won't to sell... you ignored that.. so then I re-assigned post-sell... and NOW ALL OF MY FUCKING POSITIONS ARE FUCKED UP

>>56611882
What razor do you use those Astra blades with?

[Anonymous No.56611950]

>>56611827
only when my testosterone levels are unuaslly high

[Anonymous No.56611952]

>>56611939
Yeah, switch it to OKTA.

[Anonymous No.56611955]

>>56611911
You fucking wish, shillbot.

[Anonymous No.56611959]

>>56611897
It's not about being fussy; it's about passively dunking on all schlubs and adults wearing sweatpants and 5950s in public.

[Anonymous No.56611964]

>>56611889
That looks comfy

[Anonymous No.56611966]

>>56611945
holy shit checked the price and god damn inflation is crazy this was like $20 in 2018
lets go brandon

[Anonymous No.56611968]

>>56611959
Gym shorts but only because the ladies like looking at my camel tail

[Anonymous No.56611984]

It's up nearly 5% on a red day, an anon ITT has it in his ID, but you're telling me *nobody* is talking about CCJ?

[Anonymous No.56611990]

>>56611968
Yeah, ok sometimes flexing with your huge cock in tight gym shorts is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.56611995]

Wait... you guys don't really shave your faces do you? Like, you want to look like a pre-pubescent boy? It's like the ultimate subservience, shearing your natural beard because of...what? A well-trimmed beard of any style is way less cucked than a clean-shaven face.

[Anonymous No.56611999]

>>56611966
Are they paying someone with a degree to hand assemble those? WTF? I feel like I could manufacture it for cheaper.

[Anonymous No.56612003]

>>56611995
Salaam alaakum to you to.

[Anonymous No.56612006]

>>56611959
My ex used to wear sweats in public. It drove me up the wall. No one has any self respect these days much less respect for people around them.

[Anonymous No.56612012]

>>56611990
you just know Lael was wild in college

[Anonymous No.56612025]

>>56612012
I bet. Hell, I'd wager Jerome himself passed the acid test.

[Anonymous No.56612030]

>>56611995
girls like my shaved face cos it looks younger and we have to cater to girls in the west to get pussy we can't just buy a child mohamet

[Anonymous No.56612035]

>>56611966
Yeah, a lot of people are getting into DE lately since cartridges are getting so expensive AND their quality keeps going down. Fuck Gillette (and their parent company Proctor & Gamble, $PG). I started off with a Merkur 34C, but that was too mild, so I bought a Muhle R41, which is probably too aggressive, which is why my whole head looks like >>56611827 Not sure what to try next... but yeah it'll be from AMZN since this stuff isn't available anywhere in person
>>56611995
I can't grow a real beard, so unless I want to look like a disgusting freak I have to shave daily

[Anonymous No.56612037]

>>56612006
let me guess, she shopped almost exclusively at target.

[Anonymous No.56612041]

>>56611984
>Ukraine is their primary buyer
That's a pretty big geopolitical bet.

[Anonymous No.56612042]

>>56611999
>I feel like I could manufacture it for cheaper.
But why sell for cheaper?
Everybody is rich these days.

[Anonymous No.56612044]

>>56611995
fuck off, I look way better shaved. But I dislike it cause it costs time and stressing to the skin.

[Anonymous No.56612050]

I covered my S&P short. I can't get a feel which way it's going here.

[Anonymous No.56612052]

>>56611935
Gross.

[Anonymous No.56612056]

>>56612006
In all seriousness, you don't need to have a 3 piece suit and a fedora to go to Kroger, but you're correct nobody has any decorum. Like my old boss once said:
>just make sure your pats have belt loops when you're coming in.

[Anonymous No.56612068]

>>56612041
They'll just sprinkle uranium along a trench line and call for a ceasefire. Big brained move.

[Anonymous No.56612087]

https://www.msci.com/documents/10199/6a62b31c-55b4-446e-84eb-e7d785885a4d

[Anonymous No.56612095]

>>56612056
Imagine how doddering and formal we'll look 50 years from now.

>Back in my day, a t-shirt and jeans was casual, not formalwear!

Short LEVI I guess.

[Anonymous No.56612114]

>>56612095
formal dress might unexpectedly loop back to being in style again

[Anonymous No.56612130]

NEW:
>>56611975
>>56611975
>>56611975

[Anonymous No.56612132]

>>56612095
But I just got some new jeans last month!

>>56612114
Hell fuckin yeah. SSSMOOKINNN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZm1krVKzBY

[Anonymous No.56612141]

>>56612114
they were formally dressed because they only owne one outfit

[Anonymous No.56612931]

>>56611738
Damn that's crazy

[Anonymous No.56613461]

>>56610810
>this is the top
not yet we're still getting out of the bull trap
santa rally will push us to the "return to normal" threshold, then Q1 2024 it will crash, starting with tech.