/smg/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56606660]

>Brokers:
Bing it

>Live Streams:
Your brokerage should offer live streams of Bloomberg or CNBC.

>Educational sites:
Bing it

>Calendars:
It's happening

[Anonymous No.56606700]

>>56606660
Terrible OP
Fix your shit

[Anonymous No.56606705]

>>56606660
Is that you on the left OP ?

[Anonymous No.56606709]

>HSBC
>Tesla $134

[Anonymous No.56606710]

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
[YouTube] Wolong Grove Panda Cam powered by EXPLORE.org (embed)
[YouTube] Namibia: Live stream in the Namib Desert (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

[Anonymous No.56606723]

>>56606700
>Fix your shit
Checked, ok, PREVIOUS:
>>56601956
>>56601956
>>56601956
Fixed!

[Anonymous No.56606726]

take a fuckin lap OP

[Anonymous No.56606739]

Lazy bakers get the rope

[Anonymous No.56606769]

>>56606739
Lazy is copy/pasting "muh links". My bake is OC, made from scratch with love while watching the NYMEX jews whiplash NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56606789]

AMC has a $1.6B marketcap. -20% in pre-market due to the announcement of $350M share dilution

[Anonymous No.56606793]

>>56606769
this, he put some thought into it, no one cares about all the links, you all just like that the wall of links makes the general look more legit

[Anonymous No.56606797]

unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.56606798]

The crash happens when the rates are cut. Ie, in spring 2024 bulls will lose money.

[Anonymous No.56606806]

>>56606789
>$350M share dilution
AGAIN? Someone call the SEC

[Anonymous No.56606816]

purchase NatGas

[Anonymous No.56606820]

>>56606798
True, when rates are being cut everybody will jump in to get high yielding bonds before they vanish.

[Anonymous No.56606827]

>>56606816
Why would I want to own fart gas in a recession?

[Anonymous No.56606835]

>>56606816
This. I missed being able to add some UNG at $6.39 this morning because it started microripping. Now that it's falling right back again (but still not back to *that* low) I'm hesitant to make any more moves until it seems to find a place to settle for a while. It can certainly go a good bit lower.

[Anonymous No.56606837]

>>56606816
I don't have the time or the energy to retard wrangle thaat stuff

[Anonymous No.56606844]

>>56606806
lmfao wow.

[Anonymous No.56606854]

>FVRR
down over 95% from ATH
I didn't know at the time that this is an israeli company
but now I know... .........

[Anonymous No.56606889]

Chinabros I'm unironically starting to think that we got too cocky.

[Anonymous No.56606928]

We obviously open flat/ red off of Es action. Crab Reddish because we can't dip. and then late in the day I will pick up cheap fds and bang in another couple of sheckels.

[Anonymous No.56606939]

I can't believe this is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.56606944]

i need two juicy green days regards all in anon

[Anonymous No.56606947]

>>56606827
Because the cute girl offered you a Monster

[Anonymous No.56606962]

>>56606889
in the us inflation is bad for stocks
in china deflation is bad for stocks

wtf

[Anonymous No.56606968]

>>56606947
Another cute girl offered me gold, so I'm good

[Anonymous No.56606983]

I plan on buying a fuckton of SOXS calls for 12 dollars a month from now when it hits sub 10 dollars. How bad of an idea is this

[Anonymous No.56606986]

BLOW ME TOP

[Anonymous No.56607006]

>>56606962
Inflation is great for stocks in the US.
In nominal terms anyway.

[Anonymous No.56607027]

I miss TD Ameritrade so much. The Schwab UI and constant nannying is so fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.56607064]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56607068]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56607089]

>>56607027
I have been considering using them since thinkorswim features 24 hour trading of UNG, but am leaning pretty hard towards it not being worth it. I've managed my son's account for the last few years and just marvel at what a poor mess their setup is in so many ways. They seem to be keeping some TDA talent for improving it but the pace will probably be slow as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56607096]

WTFWT!?!

[Anonymous No.56607100]

>>56607064
based

[Anonymous No.56607104]

>>56606968
She just wants your adulation or your vril. Thats not an M on the can.

[Anonymous No.56607112]

>>56607027
Same bro, same.

[Anonymous No.56607116]

not so fast mumu

[Anonymous No.56607118]

i'm slowly selling my shares and moving over to index funds. can't keep up with this shit.

[Anonymous No.56607123]

>>56607064
nice

[Anonymous No.56607126]

>>56607118
Welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.56607138]

>AMC
>GME
>BBBY
>TTOO
>VFS
>TLT

[Anonymous No.56607143]

got stopped on my all in. then the price turns up from it.

cool market jews

[Anonymous No.56607149]

It's going to be another boring as fuck crab day isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56607155]

Ah look at that the americans (zionists) woke up

[Anonymous No.56607161]

>>56607149

[Anonymous No.56607165]

>>56607149
yes

[Anonymous No.56607166]

just 2 more weeks
MOASS is coming

[Anonymous No.56607169]

Why won’t the market just stick to fundementals?

[Anonymous No.56607171]

>>56607064
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.56607177]

The stock market will move right today won't it. Not up nor down but just right.

[Anonymous No.56607183]

RTX is NOT a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.56607191]

uvxy looks weird.

[Anonymous No.56607192]

As usual. Stocks opened at lower highs and preparing for lower lows.

[Anonymous No.56607197]

>>56607166
People sit in front of a screen all day, then when they stand up they stare at their phone. Imagine thinking when the go out they gonna gather arround a big screen and watch a movie. kek.

[Anonymous No.56607208]

>>56606962
Deflation is bad everywhere. What you want is a period of lower inflation after higher inflation, but never deflation. That fucks up how debt is paid and China has more cumulative debt than most developed countries.

[Anonymous No.56607209]

Nvda at 475. Its over. I'm going to kms

[Anonymous No.56607214]

Hah I made like 20% on AFFIRM.
Dumping it now because it's a piece of shit company.

[Anonymous No.56607227]

>Funny Color Lines in Foreign ETFs

[Anonymous No.56607236]

>>56607208
They literally invented paper, why can't they just print more money?

[Anonymous No.56607240]

Get ready to slurp for the Santa rally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5zKfX9gGCs

[Anonymous No.56607260]

>>56607143
the price was yesterday post market +7% and today premarket +5%

then at open it dumps 10%.

i was about to change my stop but then it hit.

[Anonymous No.56607261]

any euros here? what website do you use? I was using eToro but I just found out they are israelites

looking for something that lets me trade US, Europe and Hong Kong stocks, preferably in euro

[Anonymous No.56607262]

>>56607227
Who the fuck came up with this meme building?

[Anonymous No.56607268]

>>56607214
Hey now, it helps poor people buy stuff from my Shopify store

[Anonymous No.56607277]

>>56607261
in europe the only good broker is IBKR. it's this or saxo but saxo is expensive

[Anonymous No.56607290]

WHY DID I SELL MY MARA CALLS AT OPEN

[Anonymous No.56607292]

>>56607261
interactive brokers
degiro

[Anonymous No.56607296]

>>56607268
I mean the product is whatever but they have negative earnings and are up to their eyeballs in debt.
They're really fucking everyone over it's kind of nuts.

[Anonymous No.56607304]

For a day I thought FTSE was the least zogged market. Just for one day, or rather one morning.

[Anonymous No.56607310]

So this is the power of the Fed pause. I can’t wait for the rugpull

[Anonymous No.56607320]

>>56607296
Yeah I admit I don't really know much about them. They're just SHOP's official "split your pizza into 4 payments" partner.

[Anonymous No.56607327]

Is IBM going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56607329]

Is MODG the new GME? 1 billion in debt, down 15% today.

[Anonymous No.56607333]

>DIS up 6.25%
Yeah...yeah somethings not right here. They bet against the obvious and this is an exit pump isnt it?

[Anonymous No.56607336]

>>56607327
IBM is still in business?

[Anonymous No.56607340]

>>56607320
They do that for everyone. That plus the job losses are the only reason they're still in business at all IMO.

[Anonymous No.56607347]

>>56607171
>>56607123
>>56607100

[Anonymous No.56607365]

>>56607336
>>56607327
I thought IBM stands for International Business Model and isn't a company but a concept?

[Anonymous No.56607370]

>>56607347
You did it mah boy.

[Anonymous No.56607389]

>>56607365
Machines, not model.

[Anonymous No.56607404]

will it dump

[Anonymous No.56607407]

>>56607333
Kind of. I haven't looked through their SEC filings (and maybe they'll try to hide it) but it sounds like most of their profits are coming from mega fans who grew up in the 80s/90s and are old and wealthy now. It's not sustainable but it will take a while to play out.

[Anonymous No.56607441]

>>56607370

[Anonymous No.56607462]

>>56607407
I can see parks being up from q2 but every single move save like one has been a massive flop. Streaming will always be in the red.

[Anonymous No.56607468]

>>56607333
I think they're in deep shit for the foreseeable future but their aggressive cost cutting and subscriber numbers must be making people think otherwise, for now anyway.

[Anonymous No.56607472]

>>56607462
>move
movie*

[Anonymous No.56607473]

>TFW your shit pumps and it makes you nervous

[Anonymous No.56607478]

hey wait a minute im not ready to buy these calls yet STOOOP

[Anonymous No.56607486]

>>56607462
Yeah they're effectively a holding company milking old IP now.

[Anonymous No.56607487]

>>56607404
Not likely

[Anonymous No.56607495]

You heard it here first TGT will beat massively on earnings.

[Anonymous No.56607509]

>bought puts expecting shitty BYND earnings
>misses expectations
>revenue dropped more than expected
>stock pumps up 10%
I don't get it bros...

[Anonymous No.56607515]

David Soxl here,

We will reach 50$ in about 3 months.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.56607522]

rip my save calls

[Anonymous No.56607537]

>>56607495
Hey I was planning on going there tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56607540]

>>56607509
Fucking same. 2 weeks ago all tech beat earnings and dumped. This week all meme stocks are failing earnings or underreporting expectations to look good on earnings. FUCK THIS MARKET AMD ITS LACK IF FUNDEMENTALS

[Anonymous No.56607545]

Fucking REITs are pumping because banks dropped mortgage rates by like 0.2%.

[Anonymous No.56607570]

I think I'll sell my Oil at 78-79

[Anonymous No.56607582]

>>56607545
>Liquidity seeping back into houses
Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.56607595]

>>56607260
now it smashed lower than i would have set it.

i was thinking if this play fails then ill step away and build cash.

[Anonymous No.56607598]

I bought spy calls. Just so you guys know

[Anonymous No.56607601]

>>56607545
why would they do that?

[Anonymous No.56607607]

>>56607582
Debating doubling down on my shorts or waiting until New Years for that.

[Anonymous No.56607608]

>>56607598
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.56607611]

THEM MARKETS AIN'T BE LISTENIN
FED AIN'T EVEN THANKIN BOUT NO CUTS
NO CUTS
>NO CUTS
NO CUTS
AT LEAST LONGER
IF
NOT
EVEN
FUCKIN
HIGHER
no cuts
niggers
none

[Anonymous No.56607617]

>>56607545
>REITs are pumping
>PLD -0.40%
>AMT -0.35%
>O -0.35%
>NNN -0.50%
>WPC +0.02%
watch out guys it's going to the moon

[Anonymous No.56607624]

>>56607143
>using stops
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.56607625]

Wonder if I'll lose another 10k on SAVE today

[Anonymous No.56607627]

>>56607601
They just follow 10y treasury yields. Yields go up, mortgages go up. Yields go down, mortgages go down.

[Anonymous No.56607629]

>>56607598
thanks anon. My puts were cratering.

[Anonymous No.56607642]

>>56607598
Call on meeeeeeeeee, call me. Call on meeeeeeeeeeee, call me.

[Anonymous No.56607644]

>>56607598
it's not gonna help, we all live in alternate realities designed specifically to fuck our options. there is no winning.

[Anonymous No.56607645]

I hate modern news. I remember when npr actually reported on the news
>this just in woman was a raging cunt to the homeless and still feels guilt about it 11 years later

[Anonymous No.56607659]

>>56607607
idk man the time scale of real estate always fucks with me and I have problems assessing the "when" of it. fuck it yolo this is financial advice etc.

[Anonymous No.56607674]

>>56607624
it was a tight stop and earnings. i need to buy in the right place and not like i did.

i think the market conditions too are not bullish enough for this method to work.

[Anonymous No.56607675]

Mickey Mouse can fuck my bitch any time. Calls printing.

[Anonymous No.56607677]

Wtf is this shit

I was green this morning

[Anonymous No.56607694]

>>56607645
Fuck npr, after the fucking horrible attacks in france at that club they announced the news and, I shit you not, right fucking after went into some wont someone think of the poor muslims piece.

[Anonymous No.56607701]

>>56607645
>Shekelman's
>Coincidence this article revolves around a random jewish american woman amidst 340+ million US citizens

[Anonymous No.56607708]

>>56607677
You ever wonder why npr all of a sudden cares about the earnings of companies??!!
>it might be because npr owners own stock in DIS and using their platform to prop up their stocks.

[Anonymous No.56607716]

I went long on AMD with a x20 leverage

[Anonymous No.56607737]

>>56607675
Fuck you. My pits are evaporated because npr told everyone not to panic.
>we are getting to prepandemic level as we raise salaries and hemorrhage on espn

[Anonymous No.56607738]

bobo sleeping after 7 days in a row of partying

[Anonymous No.56607746]

>>56607737
>My pits

[Anonymous No.56607749]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY NIGGER FAGS
LIVE IN THE TOWNS

[Anonymous No.56607752]

>>56607716
>x20 leverage
!!!!

[Anonymous No.56607755]

>>56607738
>bobo
one job

[Anonymous No.56607756]

now it dumped hugely. so the stop was good.

[Anonymous No.56607760]

>>56607738
i mean bulls*

[Anonymous No.56607765]

>>56607708
Not wondered once.

[Anonymous No.56607768]

>>56607716
Your reasoning? Didn't they just get downgraded? Then again... why not go long NVDA or simply go long NASDAQ which is in a bullish channel? Why specifically AMD when AMD has been rather lackluster

[Anonymous No.56607783]

>>56607737
> hemorrhage on espn
lmao wut. espn is more profitable than their entire entertainment division making films/shows/streaming/etc. they literally restructured the entire company specifically to show how much money espn makes and build around that.

[Anonymous No.56607787]

If TSLA holds around here, it's looking primed for some upwards action.

[Anonymous No.56607806]

>>56607645
>WUSF

Hi LeXplorer

[Anonymous No.56607808]

>US is buying FTSE and DAX cause they can't pump their shit anymore

[Anonymous No.56607812]

>>56607783
Literally a month ago analysts were saying or citable it was

[Anonymous No.56607834]

>>56607806
I see /sp/ is in the house this morning.

[/Sister Monging General/ No.56607837]

Worst Bake In Weeks Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56601956

[Anonymous No.56607854]

>>56607674
Stops are generally stupid because the big boys on the opposite side of your trade can pay to see what stops are set. Especially on an all-in earnings gamble it's better to just let shit ride and watch it like a hawk the entire time and make decisions accordingly. Everyone gets fucked by it at least once so don't feel too bad.

[Anonymous No.56607858]

im heading to the store.

[Anonymous No.56607861]

when you change your mind 40 mins after open

[Anonymous No.56607863]

>>56607625
It's not a loss until you sell. #DiamondHands #ApesTogetherStrong #FlyMeToTheMoon

[Anonymous No.56607879]

>>56607522
>>56607625
>>56607863
Oh and hey our favorite SAVE court reporter is back on the beat: https://twitter.com/David_Slotnick/status/1722619308831027472

[Anonymous No.56607890]

>>56607858
wait until tomorrow when the thanksgiving sales start

[Anonymous No.56607901]

>>56607854
yeah thats true. esp if it in an area where lotta people have stops then it will get touched.

the earnings were shit too so stupid gamble by me. last time i play earnings

[Anonymous No.56607930]

>>56607858
KR?

[Anonymous No.56607935]

>>56607812
Its revenue is declining...but that's not the same as being profitable. Their margins are non-existent compared to everything else and ESPN as a segment is very lean.
In any case, sorry that you lost money.

[Anonymous No.56607938]

Latest on sister fucker anon?

[Anonymous No.56607954]

>>56607938
Caught the syphilis from sisterfucking. Sad, really.

[Anonymous No.56607965]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.56607978]

>AMC
>we like the stock

[Anonymous No.56607981]

>>56607890
>>56607930
im not burger man. just gonna see if there is any offers. dont really need much.

[Anonymous No.56607993]

A perfectly rational trading day

[Anonymous No.56607998]

>>56607674
stops are smart in theory because you don't want WSB style 100% drawdowns but actually using stop orders during earnings is a tough one because of volatility and algo trading going absolutely nuts

i agree with >>56607854 to maybe try a mental stop and watching it like a hawk instead of actually using a stop order when it comes to earnings plays

[Anonymous No.56608003]

buying GUSH

[Anonymous No.56608004]

>>56607981
>Don't need anything but going to see if the mongers relinquished their margins a bit today
Certified woman moment.

[Anonymous No.56608013]

My bobo posting is about to become a lot less cautious.

[Anonymous No.56608020]

>>56607978
They are just so incredibly indebted that there's no way out for them as a company, it's a zombie. They should have started cutting costs, instead they spent like maniacs and guaranteed bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.56608033]

>>56606709
tesla should push much lower still burt 130bucks is over-exaggerated number

i estamed at 300 bucks that it will drop easily beloew 200 and here we are

[Anonymous No.56608035]

>>56608013
based

[Anonymous No.56608036]

>>56607863
My view of the odds has not changed, but objectively it is a loss. I could be purchasing today at significantly better odds than what I paid.

My expectations of the downside break price of post-merger Spirit were also wrong. When purchasing shares I'm paying for an option on the odds of positive trial result, but I'm also paying for that downside case.
Whether Spirit's poor financial results are a ploy or something more, I've misjudged this. It was a mistake to overlook this.

[Anonymous No.56608039]

>>56608013
this is just TSLA finding it's fair value of zero dollars. If you weren't just shitposting without actually knowing what's going on you knew that the rest of the market is broadly green

[Anonymous No.56608042]

>>56607993
looks fine to me

[Anonymous No.56608051]

top idea from value investors club in the past 90 days: american coastal

[Anonymous No.56608061]

Alright biz i'm going to sleep, if fucking oil & gold switch back to dropping i'm going to sing happy birthday to a black man sitting on a curb.

[Anonymous No.56608077]

>>56607998
they saved from a bigger loss now too. it just kept dumping. i use them to minimize the stress and automate my market moves

>>56608004
its more the walk im looking for after getting molested on the market by the noses

[Anonymous No.56608079]

>>56607935
It doesn’t help that they are between a rock and a hard place when it comes to content. It is too expensive for them to get the broadcast rights to sports so instead they fill the daytime afternoon slot with overly expensive talkshows like the Pat McAfee Show which nobody wants to watch. They are in a death spiral where the content they can make is also the content that nobody wants to watch. It was over when a guy started talking about reparations and DNC talking points on ESPN

[The Coombler No.56608103]

When tf is spy gonna crash? Or at least move down 2%?

My puts are getting heemed.

[Anonymous No.56608107]

>>56608077
>they saved from a bigger loss now too
glad it worked out in the end anon!

[Anonymous No.56608119]

>>56607954
Not possible
t. Anon who fucked and bred a distant cousin (and it was incredible)

[Anonymous No.56608152]

>>56608119
2nd cousins are fair game right?

[Anonymous No.56608170]

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
still droopin' more and more, still buyin'

[Anonymous No.56608174]

>>56607333
No way disney makes it here or has good forward projections. they need to come up with 8 billion cash at minimum for hulu. which doesnt even help them make money since they already have so many cross members. at some point disney will realzie iger sucks and disney was simply carried by ZIRP.

[Anonymous No.56608175]

>>56607209
Why is Nvidia going up?

[Anonymous No.56608182]

>>56608170
cool, hope you get heemed boiltard.

[Anonymous No.56608198]

>>56607879
nigga is tanking the price

[Anonymous No.56608210]

>>56608175
Fine&dandy

[Anonymous No.56608213]

>>56608182
>t. jewniggertard
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56608225]

>>56608051
>american coastal
Wow that company looks like garbage. Why do they think it would turn around?

[Anonymous No.56608227]

>>56608210
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.56608228]

I never know when to sell

[Anonymous No.56608233]

>>56608228
For a profit of course!

[Anonymous No.56608234]

>>56608213
much like the soxl shill I can only imaging how many anons you've made lose money, but it's funny you call me the jew.

[Anonymous No.56608236]

>>56608152
Nah. My great-grandparents were second cousins and I'm pretty fucked up. Lots of "minor" inbreeding among my cousin-fucking ancestors added up to a very lackluster set of genes.

[Anonymous No.56608244]

Crypto is ripping super hard and everyone knows what that means. Hot inflation print next week probably over 4% and definitely gonna be another hike in December! Merry Christmas bulls! Death to America!

[Anonymous No.56608248]

Seeing big green numbers in my rollover IRA freaks me out. It's pretty much all in short term treasuries with a tiny bit in gold and bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.56608249]

>>56608175

Because the market is gay. Nvidia loses the ability to sell in China, NUMBER GO UP! MARKET IS GAY!

[Anonymous No.56608254]

>>56608227
>>56608174

[Anonymous No.56608258]

>>56608244
Literally priced in

[Anonymous No.56608262]

>>56608234
Anyone who has listened to me and followed my instructions has made good money, jewniggertardfag.

[Anonymous No.56608267]

>>56608198
What's with the ebonics?

[Anonymous No.56608270]

Sold my crypto to pay off cc and lost my shirt on options.

[Anonymous No.56608272]

>>56608262
Oh yeah? Cool, let's hear the sound off. Who ITT has made money listening to the boiltard?

[Anonymous No.56608281]

>>56608175
>>56608249
They announced that they're making new chips specifically for China. Anyone who didn't see this coming shouldn't be allowed to trade.

[Anonymous No.56608283]

Someone tell me what two individual toppings I should get on my half and half slop circle today

>>56607965
we are so back
hell it is like nothing even happened

[Anonymous No.56608294]

>>56608036
A common joke in the aviation industry is you can make a small fortune in aviation by starting with a large fortune so sorry that you are getting crushed. The merger pretty much as to go through at this point though, the whole counterfeit engine part story could quite literally destroy Spirit so getting a new lease on life by becoming part of JetBlue is a not very desirable but necessary outcome that the court will probably agree with.

Also if the deal doesn’t go through, JetBlue probably gets bought by AAL or Breeze tries to do a reverse merger.

[Anonymous No.56608346]

>>56606660
Do better OP

[Anonymous No.56608349]

My married oneitis of 8 years at work is telling me I need a gf and asking what type of girls I like

[Anonymous No.56608358]

>>56608294
Did jetblue know about the counterfeit engines before attempting the merger?

[Anonymous No.56608367]

>>56608358
No.

[Anonymous No.56608373]

>>56608233
Yeah but like how much

[Anonymous No.56608382]

>>56608367
rip in pepperoni to that then

[Anonymous No.56608396]

>>56608267
SAVE is Spirit Airlines, a discount airline for Blackfrican Americans.

Here, they made a documentary about it: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/

[Anonymous No.56608398]

>>56608373
Unless you're just long stock in a good company or you're waiting for some big catalyst and your original thesis is still sound you should dump your position when you're net profiting.
Greed and fear cost money.

[Anonymous No.56608399]

>>56607760
>>56607738
Why are bobos so retarded they can't even get their own memes right

[Anonymous No.56608400]

>>56608349
>My married oneitis

[Anonymous No.56608407]

>>56608349
She has a single friend she wants to hook you up with. Be prepared for a blind date fren. Shave your balls!

[Anonymous No.56608408]

>>56608373
Measured moves, once catalysts play out, once your normie friends mention it, once you feel the need to screenshot, lots of choices.

What are you dealing with, exactly?

[Anonymous No.56608411]

>>56608358
>counterfeit engines
>>56608367
Wait whats this about counterfeit? I thought it was just some white powder micro cracks in the engines? and hasnt it affected multiple airlines?

[Anonymous No.56608417]

>>56608396
The discount isn't that great IIRC but they have raffles and things which those sorts of people really like.

[Anonymous No.56608416]

>>56608349
Just show her a photo of your female broker. You like smart, financially literate women who are snappy dressers who will give you stern investing advice, but will also provide comfort when you have losses.

[Anonymous No.56608420]

>>56608400
>choosing from leftovers

[Anonymous No.56608423]

>>56608349
>>56608400
Oh god I didn’t pick that up. I’m getting old in my lingo. Fren, stop obsessing over woman you cannot have and stop acting like you are 12 with a middleschool crush and go on a blind date with her fat friend

[Anonymous No.56608431]

>>56608423
>and go on a blind date with her fat friend
I agree with the first half of your advice but I do not understand why you would encourage this specific portion.

[Anonymous No.56608432]

What happened to COIN in 2022? Why did they stop making money?

[Anonymous No.56608436]

>>56606660
Euro open shouldnt be allowed. Theyre setting the market price. We just got corralled into an ugly channel

[Anonymous No.56608443]

Day 837 of my girlfriend being a lazy piece of shit.
How do I profit off this anons? She doesn't cook, barely cleans, and acts like doing her own laundry is "contributing to the household"
She has 48k in student loans and she didn't even finish college.

[Anonymous No.56608447]

>>56608431
Fat girls are better than no girls
Just pnd

[Anonymous No.56608450]

>>56608417
That's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.56608453]

>>56608398
>>56608408
I just have some money in a LETF. I told myself last time it dumped that I would sell my most expensive lots once they were profitable again.. and it's back at that point, but not hugely. The lowest basis lot I have is up 9.5%, but the highest is only up .95%. My plan was to sell, get the cash, and then buy back in at the next dump... but what if this rally has legs and keeps going?!

[Anonymous No.56608462]

>>56608432
Anon, do you know what cryptocurrency is?

[The Coombler No.56608463]

>>56608349
She is taking pity on you and any friend she shows you to will treat you like a beta piece of shit money dispenser, because she will be able to tell that your coworker doesnt find you fuckable.

Women dont want another woman's unfuckable friend. They want a guy that their friend fucked or tried to fuck or wishes she could fuck. You are not one of these.

You will have better luck going it alone and finding a new gal somewhere.

[Anonymous No.56608473]

>>56608462
Yeah i keep it in my bitcoin-qt app on my thinkpad. Doesn't COIN just profit off trading fees?

[Anonymous No.56608480]

>>56608411
>Wait whats this about counterfeit? I thought it was just some white powder micro cracks in the engines? and hasnt it affected multiple airlines?
They got Chinked on some engine parts.
It does affect the whole industry, but the relative effect depends on the proportion of those specific PW engines.

There's some analyst talk that Jeblue will use this to claim MAE, although its probably a red herring.

[Anonymous No.56608487]

KEK where are those Anons that bought 5k SOXS last Friday and the other one that said they were going to long SOXS?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.56608491]

>>56608447
Do not do this. Do no pnd your friend's friend. This comes back to you in my experience.

[Anonymous No.56608494]

>>56608462
>Anon, do you know what cryptocurrency is?
I do not and it's why I don't touch the stuff.

[Anonymous No.56608495]

>>56608443
>Day 837
Only 60 years to go!

[Anonymous No.56608497]

>>56608443
Look up BDSM and stepfordization. Or go the Burpanon route and start monetizing via OnlyFans (which is, sadly, still privately held).

>>56608453
What's the LETF based on? Sectors and indices will peak and trough at different times based on different things.

[Anonymous No.56608504]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.56608509]

AAAAHHHH IT"S PUMPING AGAIN
DO I SELL OR NOT IDK

[Anonymous No.56608514]

>>56608487
Let us all laugh heartily at the dumb motherfuckers who unironically think we're going to be using less semiconductors going forward

[Anonymous No.56608516]

>>56608463
This.

[Anonymous No.56608528]

>>56608497
>What's the LETF based on?
It's QLD: 2x QQQ
I guess I could just try a trailing stop loss...

[Anonymous No.56608531]

>>56608473
Yes, and the bear market in 2022 absolutely shrekt all of Coinbase's customers. They're bun shy and only now returning to the casino.

Plus COIN gets used by a lot of larger investors the same way as MSTR, or smaller companies like miners and Greyscale, as a proxy for buying BTC itself.

>>56608494
Solid. Never trade a stock you don't understand, or that deals in something you don't understand.

That said, the next 18 months are probably a great time to read up on things.

[Anonymous No.56608537]

>>56608514

[Anonymous No.56608543]

>>56608487
Probably stopped out. ŚMH has got legs out of this channel it seems.

[Anonymous No.56608544]

>>56608514
There's not as much room for growth and outside embedded we probably have a surplus right now.
Semiconductor growth will correlate with how retarded companies are willing to hire programmers and they're cutting way back on that right now.

[Anonymous No.56608545]

>>56608514
*fewer

[Anonymous No.56608547]

>>56608152
Mine was a 3rd cousin.

[Anonymous No.56608552]

>>56608487
>tfw average is 8.54
>tfw sold half last month

[Anonymous No.56608556]

>>56608272
>everyone is here every day
There are 2 I know of for absolute sure.

[Anonymous No.56608558]

Can MSFT hit its ath today?

[Anonymous No.56608566]

>>56608528
Yeah, trailing stop's a solid approach. Otherwise pay attention to techshit, Magnificent Seven/FAGTMAN discussion, and rates. That should tell you where the Q's are headed and you can sell half or a quarter or whatever when you feel it's going to turn down.

[Anonymous No.56608583]

>>56608531
*gun shy

RIP buncun

>>56608558
Even if it just stays green, that's a hell of a winning streak on the daily.

[Anonymous No.56608600]

>>56608566
Yeah but then I'm worried about being the idiot who gets shaken out by a stop loss...
>>56608583
Yes, AI and pajeet coders are the future of the stock market

[Anonymous No.56608632]

>>56608558
Long jeet.

[Anonymous No.56608634]

>>56608423
>High school crush posted engagement pictures on facebook
>See it nearly a decade after graduating
>I'm upset
Some people never get over shit due to having brainular problems.
>>56608558
MSFT is a kick ass company right now. Compared to other Big Tech memes they've got such a solid, diverse income stream while Google or whatever are failing to effectively monetize their products, getting cucked on market share, etc. MSFT just plain has a bright future.

[Anonymous No.56608636]

What the fuck is this shit, why is the NQ still pumping

[Anonymous No.56608654]

>>56608634
IMO getting married before 22 or so is all that matters with dating. After that you might as well just fuck whores.

[Anonymous No.56608670]

...just a little higher!

[Anonymous No.56608693]

When was the last time SPY was green 12 days in a row?? How long can this pump last?

[Anonymous No.56608696]

>>56608600
>Yeah but then I'm worried about being the idiot who gets shaken out by a stop loss...
That happens from time to time to everyone. You'll get better at it over the years. There's also no law that says you can't put a stop for 50% of your position at X% and the other 50% at Y%.

[Anonymous No.56608717]

>>56608544
Cope harder you absolute cuck

>>56608545
Huh, really? Why's that?

[Anonymous No.56608719]

>>56608480
ahhhh. thx.

[Anonymous No.56608727]

>>56608636
>>56608693
Seriously, what is driving this never ending bid? I haven't got stopped out yet, but it's reaal close.

[Anonymous No.56608728]

>>56608693
>How long can this pump last?
The market can assblast bears longer than they can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.56608742]

It’s because I bought puts. Your are welcome everyone!

[Anonymous No.56608758]

>>56608225
that's really the beauty of it. it isn't what it looks like, the market is misled by any cursory look at its financials. in reality you're seeing its prior parent company's financials.

[Anonymous No.56608760]

>>56608727
>Stocks go up while curve reinverts
It's time for BIL.

[Anonymous No.56608778]

>>56608693
Don't underestimate full retard strength.
The market firmly believes in the imminent unfolding of a string of events which will lead to a prompt return to easy money policies ala QE.

[Anonymous No.56608784]

>>56608262
>boil
BOIL? what?
what do you do with this, sell long-dated calls? this is a scam ETF

[Anonymous No.56608785]

>>56608728
Bears get heemed and like it. The real threat is opportunity cost. Lots of people (namely me) have lost gains from sitting in cash or divvies or defensive positions, waiting to slurp a deal that never arrives. Joining into the exuberant trend seems to be the most remunerative play, but it's hard to get over the fear. "What if I'm bag holding when reality suddenly reasserts itself?"

[Anonymous No.56608790]

>>56608727
Every time I hop in short seeing a nice move down, I get immediately reversed. Tried it on the selloff in the morning, didn't work. Tried to hop in on that 5 minute red bar, then the market randomly decides to start pumping again

[Anonymous No.56608791]

>>56608727
We told you this would happen Bobo

[Anonymous No.56608797]

>>56608785
Anon, have you forgotten your training?

[Anonymous No.56608796]

>>56608758
Hmm.
I've been looking for under priced insurance companies. Maybe I'll grab a few shares and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.56608804]

>>56607545
bait

[Anonymous No.56608809]

>>56608583
>RIP buncun
rip

[Anonymous No.56608815]

Number always go up
captcha: MPPGAY

[Anonymous No.56608814]

>0% day
>bear and bull posting
Give it a rest you two, this is a crab market.

[Anonymous No.56608820]

Lost another funded account because this faggot market refuses to commit to anything ever.

[Anonymous No.56608828]

>Additionally, the company lost its chief financial officer, as Gautam Ranji has resigned, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission filing. Ranji's exit was "not a result of any disagreement with the company's independent auditors or any member of management on any matter of accounting principles or practices, financial statement disclosure or internal controls," the company said in the filing. The New York Post reported Tuesday that Ranji suddenly quit after a bout of yelling and screaming from CEO James Dolan. Ranji, who had been on the job for 11 months, will be replaced on an interim basis by Greg Brunner, the company's senior vice president, according to the filing.

maybe they should have done the jewish ball after all

[Anonymous No.56608837]

>>56608796
i'm not posting the link or the ticker because fuck bots but you can find what i referenced very easily with a bit of browsing. no paywalls.

[Anonymous No.56608843]

>>56608727
>>56608778
>>56608790
Lmfao this is GOLD.
>Why is the market shooting up for a week straight after Big Money sold me and all my retarded friends puts for three months?!
>All the data is FAKE oh my god this is rigged!!!!!!
Holy shit you guys are so fucking dumb hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56608848]

>>56608814
*cccrrraaccckkk*

[Anonymous No.56608857]

>>56608544
>imagine being this retarded and sincere about your retardedness

[Anonymous No.56608879]

>>56608843
>>All the data is FAKE oh my god this is rigged!!!!!!
Literally true though.
You going to look me in the eyes and tell me this market isn't fake and gay after years of QE

[Anonymous No.56608888]

Was that it...
WAS THAT THE TOP?!

[Anonymous No.56608894]

>What exactly is the meaning of this?
>Just pawns in your twisted game
>Severe pain for the lie I'm livin'
>For a love I never could betray

[Anonymous No.56608908]

>>56608888
Digits confirm we've hit a local top, now it's time for a fresh bear trap to be set.

[Anonymous No.56608912]

>>56608888
Nope, retarded bears that think a double top means we have to keep going up means we start crabbing

[Anonymous No.56608915]

>EWJ
This is a good entry point for Puts right? Looking at the YTD chart, there is a clear top and defined downtrend from this summer to now, right?

[Anonymous No.56608918]

>>56608879
>>56608843
>>56608727
>>56608778
>>56608790
I said it was going up in November and probably will until the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.56608929]

>>56608894
A vault up to SPX ~4600pts isn't that unlikely.

[Anonymous No.56608940]

>>56608879
It's always been fake and gay even before QE you dumb fuck. The global economy is fake and gay. People with more wealth and power than you will continue to use that to rig shit to get more wealth and power. That is just how things work you dumbie and will always work. There is a good time to pump and there is a good time to dump. Everytime you retards cry its just a sign you don't know how to time the markets

[Anonymous No.56608941]

>chipotle free burrito
>if you get delivery
>but there's no 'chipotle delivery', it's uber eats
>and you can't do pickup, you have to get uber eats
Well I'm not going to fucking get it then. Do they understand they're missing out on sales? What kind of retarded promotion is this? Just give me a free burrito, bitch.

[Anonymous No.56608945]

>>56608879
The difference between me and you is that I understand that it's fake and gay, but that that's also how it's always been and it's never going to change. Trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.56608954]

XBIsexuals getting fucked both ways, LABDorks stay winning.

[Anonymous No.56608956]

>>56608843
This is no different from the gamblers fallacy of seeing red hit on the roulette table 8 times in a row, “it must land on black this time!”

[Anonymous No.56608963]

>>56608727
It's the Weimar Cataclysm.

Central banks stopping hiking and even speculating on rate cuts have completely burst the dam on inflation and equity nominal values are ballooning. The official inflation statistics are all faked and the real value of currency is crashing to the center of the earth as the 1% slurps up all the wealth through backdoor stealth QE leaving everyone else with nothing.

[Anonymous No.56608966]

>>56608941
Chipotle is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.56608985]

btc is almost 40k and /biz/ activity is still all time low. this is great, masses are missing on rally

[Anonymous No.56608995]

>>56608963
>and equity nominal values are ballooning.
They absolutely are not. They're still down from two years ago.

[Anonymous No.56609001]

>>56608956
Except it's not gamblers fallacy with this because the market goes up over time. Why the fuck are Bobos so short sighted and retarded not to zoom out and see we have been going up for the past 100 years. New money is made and new money gets put into stocks and value/goods/services are created. It's not hard to figure out.

[Anonymous No.56609002]

>>56608966
zoom out though

[Anonymous No.56609013]

Can we have a day where we don't crab?

[Anonymous No.56609026]

>>56608966
Why?

[Anonymous No.56609033]

>>56608963
not there yet, not even close.
the first thing that happened during that event was equity appreciation beyond anything we have ever seen in our lifetimes. i'm talking like sustained 60% annual gains across the entire stock market. people sold everything, they sold houses, cars, even every single furniture item they had, all to raise capital to "invest." so, they lost everything.
and this was open to everyone, the entire middle class was roped in and gutted. absolutely flooded with "returns" that were worthless as material goods stopped becoming available and banks stopped permitting withdrawals, anyway. this basic-bitch whining about the 1% did not exist when the weimar floodgates opened.

[Anonymous No.56609040]

>looking to be 10 green days in a row
I didn't anticipate this when I did a spread a week ago. What the fuck is with this market lately

[Anonymous No.56609044]

>>56608940
Pretty much, especially considering liquidity now versus in the past. Today’s market has more liquidity than any point in human history.

[Anonymous No.56609043]

>>56609002
No, I consistently get sick every time I go there and the food doesn't even taste good. It's literal slop.
>>56609001
We're zoomed out further and know that the last hundred years are just a phase in a secular cycle.

[Anonymous No.56609067]

>DAX dumps 10 points
>Instant reslurp
>https://youtu.be/c-N9Q4xqfNU?si=r6eJfCXks6R7X7Km&t=403

[Anonymous No.56609075]

>>56608985
That's how it always works. When the masses DO get in on the rally, you toss your bags to them and run.

[Anonymous No.56609082]

>>56608995
>They're still down from two years ago.
"Two years ago" was when the market was pumped up with the biggest money printing in history to forcibly abort a speculative bubble pop. This is a completely unprecedented manouver, the real value of the market is far below the meme flu bottom of 2020 and we as the plebs don't even know how bad things really are because that information isn't public.

[Anonymous No.56609091]

>>56609001
In the context of this short term rally, yes it is you jabroni. In the long term, you are correct though.

[Anonymous No.56609100]

>>56609043
So what's the bearish thesis to bank on here? The end of humanity and all cycles? Literally all old cycles get recycled and carried into new ones.

[Anonymous No.56609105]

>>56609067
das absprungschutz-team, mein freund

[Anonymous No.56609128]

PIXY bros not like this

[Anonymous No.56609130]

>>56609100
The phases are very very long though. Japan is in its decline/crisis phase for example. Once it flips we're not going back to a bull market in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.56609179]

>>56609013
anon nasdaq is up 9% in 9 days what the fuck do you consider a bull day

[Anonymous No.56609184]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56609185]

>>56609128
They need to raise revenue by having that pixie star in some Blender porn.

[Anonymous No.56609186]

>BTC up a cunt
>MARA ($2b mc, 20 EH) +10%
>RIOT ($2b, 11 EH) +5%
>CLSK ($600m, 10 EH) -2%
Of course I hold CLSK, fuck me, should have just held MSTR

[Anonymous No.56609208]

>>56609128
What did this company do again?

[Anonymous No.56609212]

>>56609130
>once it flips we are not going to see a bull market in our lifetime
>Japan is in its decline/crises
Japan's indexes are all up. You are going off the rails here and not even talking stocks anymore and getting really vague with what you define as a decline or crises. I don't know what to tell you Anon other than things change but it's not the end of the world you drama queen.

[Anonymous No.56609217]

>>56609186
Absolutely brutal retrace. I suspect a lot of exhausted miner baggies took this chance to dump.

[Anonymous No.56609222]

>>56609179
This is just a random anon. What do you think how the people at those companies are that are already screaming for rate cuts

[Anonymous No.56609221]

>>56609043
>We're zoomed out so far man! The last thousand years of human economic progress has all been fake and gay!
I mean, come the fuck on. This is pitiful shit.

[Anonymous No.56609235]

>>56609001
>New money is made and new money gets put into stocks
This nigger gets it, equities are primarily a short of fiat

[Anonymous No.56609239]

>>56609208
who the fuck knows
For some reason, it was posted about back in 2021 (that's when I saved the jpg) and I still have it in my /smg/ watchlist. It's the worst performer in it today

[Anonymous No.56609245]

I just hope for the BOJ to hike soon and BTFO all the bulls. That's all. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.56609246]

next
>>56609243
>>56609243
>>56609243
>>56609243

[Anonymous No.56609255]

>>56609212
They're all down from ATH decades ago.
>>56609221
Obviously things improve over time but there are undeniably long periods of decline.

[Anonymous No.56609300]

>>56609212
USD/JPY looks worse than the beaches of Iwo Jima, the BOJ is fighting hard to keep it below 150 and they are failing. Japan is going to become a tourist based economy next year if it gets much higher.

[Anonymous No.56609359]

>>56608966
its just mexican subway without a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.56609463]

>>56608966
Free food is delicious.