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/LEHG/ is a thread in the same theme as /GME/ or /BBBYQ/ where all of us Lehman Brothers baghol-, I mean investors, can get together to talk about the soon to be moonshot.

Remember to buy the stock (ticker: LEH) or be left behind.

>LATEST LEHMAN BROS. NEWS

>After 14 years, Lehman Brothers' brokerage ends liquidation
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/after-14-years-lehman-brothers-brokerage-ends-liquidation-2022-09-28/

>Meet Lehman’s Very Last Employees
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2022-05-18/the-big-take-meet-the-very-last-people-working-at-lehman-brothers

>Lehman Brothers’ US Parent Fights Deutsche Bank Over UK Cash
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-10/deutsche-bank-fighting-to-recover-more-from-lehman-s-uk-estate

Lehman Bros, we're all going to make it, don't lose hope. Apes together strong.

>> No.56604529

>>56604501
>when a junior analyst at Citi is so upset about the quality of /biz/ stock generals that he makes a funny parody after doing too much coke
very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's parody thread

>> No.56604547

>>56604501
Where can I buy some the stock? People are telling me it doesn't exist anymore? Is that FUD?

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>>56604547
it certainly is, lehman stock is the new standard
hedgies on ledgies
shills in shambles
any day now, WAGMI

donate to my patreon i haven't eaten in a week

>> No.56604810

Is it all fake?

>> No.56604813

>>56604501
I just bought a SHITTON of LEHG.
If you think Bernanke is going to let Lehman sinks you're delusional, it's a systemic bank. If they go down they will take the whole market with it. It just can't happen ok.

>> No.56604871

>>56604813
WE LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.56604933

>>56604501
Based parody thread kek

>> No.56604945

i support this thread

>> No.56604946

>>56604501
Lehman is the new standard!
Treasurycels get the rope!
Cohen is mintting a Lehman themed NFT..
To the mooon....
Don't get left behind anon!

>> No.56604948

Hedgies are still spreading the lie that this got delisted
What are they so afraid of?

>> No.56604976

>>56604501
Diamond hands, WAGMI bros

>> No.56604983

>>56604948
They are afraid of MOASS
Mother of all Shit Shills.
Lehman bros.. is this our time?

>> No.56605033

>>56604983
Diamond hands brothers, never ever give up and close your positions.
Fuck h*dgies

>> No.56605092

>>56604547
they're paid shills, hedgies are desperate

>> No.56605097

>>56604983
>Lehman bros.. is this our time?
Always has been borther.

>> No.56605113

IGNORE PAID THREAD SPLITTER SHILLS SAYING ENRON IS THE MOVE.

ALL IN LEH

>> No.56605326

bros... ive been holding for 15 years i dont think its going anywhere, go on without me...

>> No.56605354

GME has no outstanding long term debt
Net income is about to be at break even
More than a billion dollars in cash
It literally cannot go bankrupt

>> No.56605416

>>56604501
Lehman will never enter chapter 11 anyone who tells otherwise is a fudster shill and is in shambles

>> No.56605451

>>56604501
Honestly this is kinda funni, nice job OP

>> No.56605471

>>56605326
>go on without me...
We will wait for you fellow ape. WAGMI

>> No.56605517

OP forgot the pasta?

>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Power to the individual bakers.

>Lehman Brothers Info Summary
Complete bond portfolio revamp / shift into synthetic mortgage backed securities by CLO Harvey R. Miller
New executive specialists (CDO, T-Bills, Fannie, Freddie, mortgate chain operations...)
Collateral free and cash flow positive
More than $6 million cash and cash equivalents on hand
More than $1 billion in Synthetic CDOs
~$100 million allocated to Shares buyback
MBS marketplace beta launched
Retail plateforme in the pipeline

>Lehman Brothers, CDO Sites
https://www.lehmanbrotherstreasury.com/
https://lehmanbrothe.rs/

>DYOR & BOOK your CDOs to ensure you're not buttplugged by Hank Paulson
>DYOR Guide:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_ideation
https://old.reddit.com/r/LehmanBrothers/
>Avoid SEC:
https://old.reddit.com/r/LehmanBrothers/comments/11grqlp/how_few_of_us_pay_attention/
https://www.sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

>Outstanding CDOs & SCDOs shares according to (((Moody's)))
10/30/2021 - 6M

>Investor 10-K annual report, 10-Q earnings & 8-K
https://investor.lehmanbrotherstreasury.com
>404-for-1 Reverse Stock Split
The lower it goes, the more I can buy!

https://www.berniemadoff.net

>T-Bills falling from the ledge like Leitner.
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>Unfuddable.
CDOs were never returned there exists more houses than buyers!
'MOASS' is a matter of time and space.

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

>Lehman nonsens is finally over
Total SEC death

Buckle Up
>WAGMI

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Lehman is coming out of retirement and that means anyone with private shares will be positioned for the MOASS.

>> No.56605874

>ai generated butterfly.jpg

>> No.56606494

I got 100 shares, can't wait to buy my yacht and take a few Victoria's secret models with me to the Bahamas