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56603772 No.56603772 [Reply] [Original]

>there's people on this board that invest in index stocks hoping to retire someday
>there's people on this board that contribute to their 401k in the hopes of retiring at age 65
>there's people on this board that are invested in shiny boomer rocks that no longer beat inflation and only serve as a depreciating illiquid asset
>there's people on this board that own shares of GME, a dying retail game store that is propped up by a 2 year old meme hype rally
>there's people on this board that own completely worthless BBBY shares
>there's people on this board that hold a VC raped ghostchain named ICP (Icey Pee) that only gained popularity through ICP shilling by a fraud named "moonman"
>there's people on this board that think that taking out a mortgage on an overpriced house built out of plywood is a great financial investment
>there's people on this board that pay monthly car loan payments for a brand new car
>there's people on this board that willingly got married and castrated
>there's people on this board that order fast food through ubereats
>there's people on this board that work at McDonalds
>there's people on this board that have a Netflix subscription
>there's people on this board that pay for Youtube premium
>there's people on this board that don't use adblock
>there's people on this board that do not own a single computer outside their phone
>there's people on this board that own an iPhone and proud of it
>there's people on this board that have tattoos
>there's people on this board that listen to rap
>there's people on this board that are self identified liberals
>there's people on this board that wasted their youth in college and now have unpayable student loan debt
>there's people on this board that got a degree that they hate and now will suffer until the sweet embrace of death
>there's people on this board that believe in God
>there's people on this board that don't recognize these are the end times for realzies this time

It's so over /biz/ bros

>> No.56603807

I miss summer when women had their juicy thighs and calves out. Fuck bros i need to move somewhere warm where they do this all year round

>> No.56603824

>>56603772
N

>> No.56603839

>>56603772
Is this an icp fud post

>> No.56603848

These people are probably browsing this thread right now

>> No.56603857

*there are

retard

>> No.56603887

>>56603857
It's over

>> No.56603913

>>56603857
it's joever

>> No.56603955

>>56603772
I max my Roth IRA every year. Am I a retard? I have .14 btc

>> No.56604081

>>56603772
Why yes I do pay for youtube premium. $2 a month when I say I'm a sandbrownie.

>> No.56604120

Youtube won't let me use adblock anymore. What do? These ads are driving me crazy.

>> No.56604216

>>56604120
Use uBlock Origin, not any of those other shitty extensions like abp.

If on a phone, install the F-droid app (it's like google app store for free open source apps) and install PipePipe.
You're welcome.

>> No.56604242

>>56603772
>in the hopes of retiring at age 65
funny isn't it. people think they're going to be the lucky ones that live to 80+

most men die soon after 65. they dont tell you this for some crazy reason.

>> No.56604259

>>56603955
No, it's important to be diversified for retirement. 30+ years old compounding interest will be great. Besides it's only like 6.5k

>> No.56604261
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56604261

I am married and listen to rap

>> No.56604292

>>56604259
I’m scared that americas gonna just slowly crab down from here so the compounding is gonna be pathetic and sun 5% :(

>> No.56604337
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56604337

Dumb people think you're poor if you don't have an iPhone.

Smart people know you're poor if you don't have YouTube Premium. Literally you just use an Indian IP with a VPN, I bought 2 years of YouTube Premium for $40. If you don't have a smart tv in your living room and bedroom, you're poor. You can't block ads on YouTube through a Smart TV with AdBlock, you can only block them with YouTube Premium.

Seriously how poor do you have to be to not know the experience of starting up the YouTube app, voice searching whatever you want to watch and watching it in 10 seconds flat from the comfort of your own sofa? With no bullshit ads, just straight content. Literally gotten laid so many times voice searching YouTube on the tv in front of women.

Unironically OP nailed almost everything except the part about YouTube Premium. Everyone without YouTube Premium is poor. No exceptions.

>> No.56604429

>>56604337
Not giving my personal data to Google and I refuse to have my Youtube watch and comment history directly tied to my real life name.

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56604448

Boomer rocks are comfy.

>> No.56604488

>>56604429
Okay brokie retard no one cares

>> No.56604508

>>56604216
awesome, thanks

>> No.56604528

>>56604337
YouTube’s content sucks and is full of zoomer söyboys screaming and yelling over nothing.

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56604540

>>56604448
This.

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56604543

>>56604337
>Unironically OP nailed almost everything except the part about YouTube Premium. Everyone without YouTube Premium is poor. No exceptions
>waste more fiat on useless horse shit
Poor mentality.
>>56604448
>Boomer rocks are comfy
/thread
>crypto
>defi
>crypto for the sake of crypto
>401k
>IRA
>fiat for the sake of fiat
Fiat isn't real money and you can't coat CPU pins in Bitcoin.

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56604555

>>56604337
kek holy fucking shit we got a wild one
what is
>newpipe / yt vanced
or
>yt-dlp + ffmpeg + mpv

google ALREADY harvests all your data and sells it everyone, and you think you're beating the system by giving them a few extra ruppees

absolute cattle, you may as well go take a photo of your starbucks coffee with a new iphone you dumb gorilla nigger

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56604559

>there's people on this board that are up x70 on the stock market in three years
what now OP? what now....indeed

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56604642

>>56604528
Also literally all of recorded music and every music video that exists. Also every podcast. Literally the only flaw of YouTube is that Spotify bought out Joe Rogan.

>>56604543
>the eternal goldfag
you're literally wasting money on something that gains a fraction of what crypto gains.

>>56604555
>I don't own a smart tv.

Again: youre poor. Also vanced was shut down, newpipe next. Bet you don't even have an LG OLED TV.

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>>56604292
With a money printer you can make the market go whenever you want. All gains since '71 have been debasement, just DCA into BTC and forget about it

>> No.56604662

>>56604642
>he doesn't know that crypto is inherently worthless
nobody tell him

>> No.56604676

>>56604337
>You can't block ads on YouTube through a Smart TV with AdBlock
Pi hole, pleb

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56604693

>>56604662
>inherent value

>> No.56604702

>>56604693
fiat has inherent value because you can use it to make men with guns go away every year around April

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56604724

>>56604642
>gains a fraction of what crypto gains.
>he still thinks in terms of numbers on a screen
You've already lost.

>> No.56604730

>>56604702
not inherent value

>> No.56604738

>>56604730
try not paying them, tell me how it goes for you

>> No.56604770

>>56604724
I've a soft spot for gold, but silver is a hardcore shitcoin, it's historical value is closer to an hour of labor/oz than you shiney rock fetishist cherry picked cope price ratios. Never forget, silver has been common coinage for the commoner for all of history. Example: Judas payoff of 30 silver coins was a partly sum even 2000 years ago

>> No.56604785

>>56604738
Still not inherent value

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56605220

>>56603857

>> No.56605242

>>56604642
kek
goysumer bugman
I don't watch tv except for sport I do have a c2 tho

>> No.56605926

>>56604337
Cringe

>>56604429
Based af.