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without selling my body?

>> No.56592825

>>56592814
Good question.

>> No.56592834

>>56592814
Use your mind to jerk off two guys a day for $50 each.

>> No.56592863

>>56592814
Sell bottles of water on the side of a busy road. Four cases of water is 20$, sell each bottle for a dollar and you net 192$ for 172$ profit. Call it 160$ after you buy lunch and 150$ because you're going to drink about ten bottles. I'd recommend an umbrella and some way to defend yourself but even a crackhead could do this and make a profit. If you really wanted to be fancy you could get a food handlers permit for a few bucks so the cops can't hassle you and then you can sell snacks too. Beats the fuck out of doing doordash.

Or go empty portashitters for 20/hr, or go jerk off racehorses for 65k a year. There's openings available for all three.

>> No.56592886

>>56592863
Thanks for this valuable information. bless you anon.

>> No.56592889
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>>56592814

>> No.56592891

>>56592814
Get a job nigger

>> No.56592899

Sell someone else's body

>> No.56592932

>>56592891
literally they all want a four year degree for a decent paying salary boomer go fuck yourself. i rather do things on my own than being a wagecuck.

>> No.56592938

>>56592886
No problem. If you're willing to hustle there's always an opportunity. Food is easy just get a permit and clean fucking everything spotless every day and charge at least 3x what your costs are if not more if you can get away with it. Hotdogs would be what I'd move to after starting with water and soda and tea. Landscaping places are always hiring and they'll take anyone with a pulse too. There's also seasonal work for ups and fedex and they're actively hiring now to get ready for the holiday surge. If you just want the easiest do nothing job ever then deliver pizzas but it's statistically more dangerous than being a cop so be careful what area you work in. Best of luck anon.

>> No.56592954

>>56592814
rent it out

>> No.56592966

>>56592814
Are you a third worlder?

$100/day is $12.50/hr. I made $11.50/hr at 18 with no degree 10 years. If you can't do that idk what to tell you.

>> No.56593006

>>56592966
yeah that's right on paper. but employees pay state, federal, and social security on top. don't forget the sales tax and gas tax on getting to your job site.

>> No.56593060

>>56593006
Bootstraps

>> No.56593065

>>56593006
You can make being self employed work if you have a good accountant and don't be a greedy dickhead trying to get huge refunds every year taking deductions you probably shouldn't. Good way to get audited.

>> No.56593074

>>56593065
If you don't get audited, you're paying too much

>> No.56593079

>>56593006
Did you think taxes would go away if you didn't work? You still have to pay taxes on that $100/day or the IRS will hunt your ass down.

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>>56592863
>go jerk off racehorses for 65k a year
i bet that's a great job to meet women

>> No.56593136

>>56593074
I'd rather pay too much and not get audited than try to game it and get an audit. It's not a fun time.
>>56593095
They typically hire dudes because it's dangerous as fuck but gross as it is it starts at the mid 60's and the ceiling is low six figures.

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>>56592814
You don't need to sell your body, just rent it for an hour or so. Male pleasure provider is a very lucrative business to rack up a pretty decent fortune. There a lot of gay homosexuals out there

>> No.56593374

>>56593095
Yjk

>> No.56593993

>>56592814
Own 100 LINK

>> No.56594268

>>56592814
Impossible

>> No.56594336

>>56592814
work, anon?

>> No.56594750

>>56592814
Get solid Crypto gems into DeFi, look into IDO launches like Funarcade's, learn a skill especially trading skills on stocks or forex.

>> No.56594761

>>56592814
Selling others' bodies kek, idk I don't make that much, I guess you could try daytrading but then again you seem like a tard, probably try longing btc on kinetix or smth

>> No.56594801

>>56592863
who stops at the side of a road to buy water? kek

>> No.56594833

>>56594761
dunno if that's a good option anon

>> No.56594856

>>56592966
He's most likely a third worlder, yes

>> No.56594857

>>56594761
Nobody will try your piece of shit faggot

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>>56592814
sell someone else's body

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>>56594761
Leave me alone faggot

>> No.56594984

>>56592814
Sell your mom's or sister's body. To me.

>> No.56594985

>>56592891
Working at a job is selling your body