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Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.56580789

>>56580449
Bro just sleep in a car.

Ask her to pay 5 bucks to do laundry and shower if you come home.

>> No.56580807

>>56580449
This is a pasta, but in this situation stop being an obese retard and offer to do all the chores and clean the house for extra time staying there

>> No.56580817

So many summerfags lmao, op is a little bit faggot too

>> No.56580852

>>56580449
Fruity little freak posting this shit again