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>sent my an enemy a screenshot of my multimillion dollar portfolio
>he never responded

>> No.56576640

>>56576603
>send pic of my millionaire crypto portfolio to girl ive wanted to fuck for almost a decade
>she no sells it and goes nice portfolio you still pretending to invest in those digital tokens or whatever
>thinks its fake
>just respond yeah its this one guys portfolio in a chat group who's been lucky lol wish I could get that rich
>kinda havent talked to her since

>> No.56576655

>>56576640
send her a box of valtrex

>> No.56576669

>>56576603
dumb mistake.
the irs pays whistleblowers 20% of what they collect from tax cheats.
he simply forwarded it to irs and once they raid you he gets your 20% and you wind up in jail.
dumb

>> No.56576678
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56576678

>sent my dad screenshot of multimillion dollar portfolio
>blocks me

>> No.56576682

>>56576669
this. Dumb unless the taxes are paid for already

>> No.56576695

>>56576655
kek going to do this

>> No.56576725

>>56576603
He’s obviously seething and thinking of trying to get revenge to steal your bbc coin. I did the same. I screenshots 52.3442897 btc to my cousin that I absolutely hate, and I could feel the instant jelly. She was absolutey seething. She always likes to humble brag and pretend like she’s knows the latest fashion, but she’s clearly an obsolete roastie wearing knee high boots while she’s only 5’2” looking like she’s fucking dark helmet from space balls, dumb bitch. I even asked her what her husband did, and she just shrugged her shoulders like she didn’t hear me, so when I said pm, she said maybe and blew me off. I wanted to strangle that bitch.

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56576734

>>56576603
>sent pics of my cock to my enemy
>he never responded

>> No.56576784

Telling other people about your large crypto holdings is retarded though. It’s doesn’t take long for one person to tell 10 others. Then you get robbed or an IRS audit.

>> No.56576872

>send dickpic to mom
>she messages me back with a pic of my dads dick

Cockblocked again

>> No.56578561

>>56576603
I will sell my soul to you to help me survive the shithole am in op