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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:26:44 2023 No.56575419 [Reply] [Original]

Crab edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56573193

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:27:12 2023 No.56575422 File: 147 KB, 1024x1024, _9ba517ec-9ddb-4751-909a-b1332ba11669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:27:50 2023 No.56575431 INTEREST IS UP AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN NO NATGAS NIGGERS ARE GAY TROON CLOWNS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:27:53 2023 No.56575433 stop using our memes we know they're fire but they're ours, from the pondering orb community

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:28:11 2023 No.56575435 Baking

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:28:29 2023 No.56575440 File: 300 KB, 1535x1080, 1673647928842504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:28:30 2023 No.56575441 File: 178 KB, 1061x916, market_copium_is_in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:28:52 2023 No.56575448 >>56575422 >hgopa hgopa Ah yes, the panda sound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:28:54 2023 No.56575449 File: 316 KB, 536x598, fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We were so close to being the last one op is a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:29:24 2023 No.56575459 File: 130 KB, 1028x1028, NIGGERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575431 FORGOT PICREL on the second attempt (NET error on the first)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:29:29 2023 No.56575461 >>56575441 Someone should tweet that at Tony, or message it to him through Bloomberg Chat Where's the Bloomberg anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:29:57 2023 No.56575462 Stick is like crypto but funnier because the stocks don't move ALL in the same direction

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:30:18 2023 No.56575466 >>56575419 Dude you are such a faggot loser for keeping /smg/ alive. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:31:02 2023 No.56575472 File: 661 KB, 1161x998, IMG_5711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >picrel; I checked The bottoms in

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:31:11 2023 No.56575473 File: 2 KB, 250x26, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's ogre

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:31:58 2023 No.56575475 >KRE -1.73% Lol. L mao even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:32:14 2023 No.56575476 File: 49 KB, 700x440, 1676409675981475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575433 I shall do as I please

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:32:23 2023 No.56575478 File: 260 KB, 1224x945, Screenshot 2023-11-06 at 10.31.36 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I started to hedge anons... We are going to blow out my puts right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:32:41 2023 No.56575482 I bought SPY calls, that means SPY is going to 450 this week, bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:32:51 2023 No.56575484 File: 975 KB, 1200x627, proboscis-monkey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pre-futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:33:34 2023 No.56575489 >>56575478 none of these words are in the bible

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:33:37 2023 No.56575490 >>56575476 Fucking loser is going to keep being a loser. Next time let /smg/ die you miserable dumb cocksucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:33:49 2023 No.56575491 >pre-post market

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:34:00 2023 No.56575493 File: 672 KB, 220x164, 1689735295040424.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I should make a tweetonet account. I make cramers picks look good!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:34:03 2023 No.56575494 >>56575435 The baker market is getting inflationary, somebody do a rape hike

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:37:23 2023 No.56575518 File: 528 KB, 540x464, ponderrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575433 shit is pretty fire though >financially speaking

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:39:41 2023 No.56575534 I literally cannot stop losing money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:40:10 2023 No.56575540 File: 136 KB, 1024x1002, 1697197941897410m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sold my spy puts like a bitch. I suspect we rally back to daily highs just so bobos get fucked again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:40:27 2023 No.56575542 File: 213 KB, 948x1003, 1688564314842974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575490 If I have to be here, without my sis fucking thread, then so do you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:40:44 2023 No.56575545 File: 412 KB, 1421x1000, vrLsnDpl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575534 Good man. Keep transferring your money to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:41:02 2023 No.56575548 Spy might as well just be called sdxy at this point. >>56575540 I didn't sell all of mine heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:41:14 2023 No.56575551 >>56575542 sounds like i missed some really juicy /smg/ lore

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:42:04 2023 No.56575560 >>56575540 Yamcha got cucked so hard he never recovered. They keep wishing this mother fucker back too so he can keep being a cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:44:10 2023 No.56575574 >>56575551 There are apparently a surprisingly large number of regulars who have fucked their siblings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:44:20 2023 No.56575577 File: 3.59 MB, 1280x720, lum_3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why didn't you buy MARA?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:44:30 2023 No.56575579 >>56575551 janny ruined my fun and threatened to ban me...again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:44:34 2023 No.56575580 File: 796 KB, 631x844, Screenshot 2023-11-06 at 10.44.19 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575489 numeric value of Q is 1 One is the Omega QQQ is 1 1 1 the father, the son, the holy spirit Amen. Jesus please give me gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:45:58 2023 No.56575597 My 40k in the bank is only growing a measley 4.50$ a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:46:09 2023 No.56575599 File: 30 KB, 637x476, 1519828426302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just here for O earnings I'm not buying anything until we go back to 41xx

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:46:42 2023 No.56575604 >>56575599 Fuck I forgot to buy more O puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:47:25 2023 No.56575605 File: 73 KB, 899x896, awkward_dunmer_reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575574

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:47:50 2023 No.56575610
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>>56575574
Why is this surprising? Smiggers are literally the type to bankrupt their father to get his company, sell their mother for a dollar, and fuck their sister all to get ahead. Smiggers are vicous.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 18:48:02 2023 No.56575613 >>56575580 Qanon was the second coming of Jesus. The rapture already happened, he took Jeffrey Epstein and Billy Graham with him and left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:48:28 2023 No.56575616 >>56575534 Berkshire tanked off the EP, dragging the SPY down. Europe closed red, China big green and we're typically inverse, Vix is waking up. Wtf are u even doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:48:58 2023 No.56575622 File: 3.03 MB, 204x250, 1686045820683230.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I opened up my spy puts again. $4k worth. $433 by wednesday at a dollar apiece or so. If we see $430 i'll be tickled pink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:49:08 2023 No.56575623 >>56575613 Plot twist, Qanon was Hunter on crack trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:50:33 2023 No.56575632 File: 37 KB, 1024x989, 1699219399329747m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm gonna buy uvxy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:50:38 2023 No.56575634 >>56575610 I'm not like that but then again I haven't fucked my sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:52:02 2023 No.56575646 File: 311 KB, 1920x1080, 960x0-1042903531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:53:48 2023 No.56575662 Just checked in on the old portfolio and man am I getting my ass fucked today, what's going on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:55:02 2023 No.56575672 >>56575646 Holy shit, I sold fake H-1B visas to some of those companies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:56:10 2023 No.56575677 File: 169 KB, 341x395, 1696526419646767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575646 What an absolute menagerie of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:56:12 2023 No.56575678 File: 839 KB, 707x678, Screenshot 2023-11-06 at 10.55.50 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575613 #blessed

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:56:28 2023 No.56575680 >>56575605 is this a morrowind meme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:57:28 2023 No.56575683 >>56575634 ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:57:28 2023 No.56575682 >soft landing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNsCLFWi_g

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:57:34 2023 No.56575684 File: 164 KB, 1552x527, Screenshot 2023-11-06 105640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:58:02 2023 No.56575686 File: 98 KB, 1158x900, 1699295914967985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575646 Good lord I do business with several of these companies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:58:43 2023 No.56575692 File: 55 KB, 650x731, IMG_3634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say it with me WE LANDED SOFT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:58:47 2023 No.56575693 >>56575680 hell yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 18:59:30 2023 No.56575699 >>56575683 I could see doing it with my cousin, that sounds really comfy. desu marrying first cousins should be normalized. I just don't see it with my sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:00:16 2023 No.56575702 File: 353 KB, 1949x1115, Screenshot 2023-11-06 at 10.59.26 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a simple man, if the RSI is above 70 I hedge If it is bellow 30 I sell the hedge and buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:01:30 2023 No.56575707 >PYPL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:01:55 2023 No.56575709 File: 120 KB, 900x775, 1686908868883390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575693 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:02:00 2023 No.56575711 >>56575599 >O earnings It’s a credit tenant triple net REIT what the fuck are you expecting to happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:02:37 2023 No.56575717 >>56575707 Hah. I was just reading the post about them on VIC. So many of those are retarded. I feel like I could get let in easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:02:45 2023 No.56575719 File: 42 KB, 850x400, Life_the_Truth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575692 We're sliding into stagflation and debt this country will never recover from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:03:15 2023 No.56575723 File: 36 KB, 779x197, realitycheck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buying after a 5% rally? uhm, reality check, chud...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:03:29 2023 No.56575724 >>56575702 >pic literally disproves the strategy lol. lmao even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:03:34 2023 No.56575727 Korean war veterans crying right now @ South korea banning shortselling. Anti freedom, anti capitalist, anti america

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:04:12 2023 No.56575732 File: 251 KB, 633x397, 1699296180471337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575719 Hol up is my man Stotle here advocating for being a fuckin jannie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:04:35 2023 No.56575736 >>56575717 Any time a big name is company gets written up there you can just inverse it. Very easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:04:38 2023 No.56575737 >>56575723 I bought before. Should I sell now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:04:39 2023 No.56575738 >sold my puts at a loss >switched to calls >now losing money again I’m not good at this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:04:53 2023 No.56575740 >>56575711 well they did go through with a huge acquisition recently, so that could potentially spark something adverse showing up

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:05:25 2023 No.56575742 >>56575738 Check the gamma exposure and IV next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:05:36 2023 No.56575744 >>56575732 Ari got his start as a jannie for Plato and the western mind has suffered for thousands of years as a result

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:05:43 2023 No.56575745 >>56575738 Greed and desperation, as well as impatience are bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:06:13 2023 No.56575748 File: 77 KB, 1024x574, Morrowind Sneed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you have to buy, always buy EOD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:07:02 2023 No.56575754 >>56575738 are you the guy who had 435 strikes? should have just waited, you were itm and it'll go down more

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:07:21 2023 No.56575755 File: 1.07 MB, 1008x677, 809876543212345678908765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575732 Lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:07:38 2023 No.56575760 >>56575742 I have no idea what that means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:08:40 2023 No.56575770 >>56575719 >and debt this country will never recover from. What are you talking about? We are already well in that territory for several decades now. Fiat currency can literally go on to infinity. There is literally no breaking point at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:09:13 2023 No.56575774 >>56575760 We’re like record positive gamma which means that banks have to sell equities if they go up and buy them if they go down so moves are muted

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:09:49 2023 No.56575781 File: 616 KB, 1764x875, 160504154606-one-trillion-dollar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575770 You're a fan of the Zimbabwean school of economics I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:09:54 2023 No.56575784 File: 46 KB, 770x399, D1AE1A7A-8905-4EE0-ADCC-18CE86BF4594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you are ready for big boy investing hop on over to dividend investing general /dig/ >>56575768 >>56575768 >>56575768

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:10:04 2023 No.56575787 if the US 10 year treasury bill breaks back over 4.70%, the market will absolutely shit itself. You've been warned :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:10:42 2023 No.56575792 >>56575781 All you have to do is move the decimal over a few times and start at the new floor and keep going up. The ride only ends if everyone thinks it ends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:11:21 2023 No.56575799 >>56575774 You think this is the first time this has happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:11:57 2023 No.56575805 >>56575784 Hahahahahaha fag Kindest regards, Warren H Buffett

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:12:11 2023 No.56575806 >>56575787 >4.7 It'll go to 5 again, it'll just take a while. Treasury really dried up the supply, so it's going to take a lot longer but they either cut rates or it goes back to 5.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:13:04 2023 No.56575813 >>56575805 Based dividend king Warren “the dividend dominator” Buffett

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:13:04 2023 No.56575814 File: 88 KB, 900x900, 1654722421329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575805 >H

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:13:12 2023 No.56575815 >>56575799 No but this is the most positive it’s been in like a decade. With 0dte it’ll roll off in a couple days, but there aren’t gonna be huge moves until then unless something happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:13:15 2023 No.56575816 >>56575806 Or they just print money

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:13:50 2023 No.56575822 >>56575806 I agree, but this is /smg/ anons here prefer the 1m chart. have to give them something they can see

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:14:30 2023 No.56575829 >>56575784 dividends are an IRS invented scam to force periodic selling and taxes. It's literally negative sum

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:14:50 2023 No.56575834 >>56575816 that's inflationary anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:14:59 2023 No.56575836 File: 54 KB, 720x720, Vaseline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575816 Don't give Jerome any ideas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:15:11 2023 No.56575838 >>56575816 >print money to make the yield go down that makes the yield go up more, based retard-anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:15:21 2023 No.56575839 >>56575822 Intraday I really like the 3,18 & 65 minute timeframes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:15:28 2023 No.56575841 >>56575829 May I see the source that backs up this statement. I’m going to disregard if you can’t source this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:16:27 2023 No.56575852 >>56575838 I thought it worked the other way: the yeild going down made them print more money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:16:44 2023 No.56575855 >>56575838 Not if you use the money to extinguish all the debt. Check mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:17:29 2023 No.56575861 File: 393 KB, 871x717, printer goes brr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575834 No, Anon, you print money to stop inflation :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:17:38 2023 No.56575862 >>56575855 Treasuries aren't callable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:17:45 2023 No.56575864 >>56575841 me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:18:39 2023 No.56575873 File: 745 KB, 3427x2905, brandolini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575841 >please waste time invalidating my shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:18:49 2023 No.56575876 >>56575784 I have a healthy divvy portfolio but it's absolutely not the best way to make money in the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:18:58 2023 No.56575877 >>56575861 God, Japan's economy is so moribund fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:19:12 2023 No.56575880 If I wanted to use the schwab app instead of the TDame app I would have. Shit interface. Death to schwab

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:19:28 2023 No.56575883 >>56575861 I see everyone took a look at our inflation reduction act and thought it was a serious piece of legislation. Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:20:21 2023 No.56575896 >>56575883 The same people who wrote it probably wrote this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:20:55 2023 No.56575908 >>56575873 kek this anon couldn’t back up his stamens made here >>56575829 and is now retard posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:21:03 2023 No.56575909 >>56575862 >muh rule of law

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:21:53 2023 No.56575914 >>56575909 Talk about the yield going up lol.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:23:14 2023 No.56575927
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>>56575738
Yeah, that's what options gambling is like.
>>56575699
Sister marriage = Ptolemaic Egypt
First cousin marriage = Habsburg dynasty
Second cousin marriage = Kennedy family
>Careful studies of Roman census records and other papyri indicate that almost twenty percent of marriages in Roman Egypt were unions between full siblings.
Egypt had so much taboo fucking that Romans would even move there with their siblings to legally fuck their sisters' bushes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:23:30 2023 No.56575928 >>56575914 I mean if it’s between the us government defaulting, a global depression, hyperinflation, and a recapitalization that provides a cantillon effect to the global 0.01% that holds the bonds… not gonna happen, but it’s the smart choice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:23:41 2023 No.56575935 >>56575784 what do you do when the dividend gets cut in a bear market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:23:43 2023 No.56575936 Small caps? More like small... craps!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:24:48 2023 No.56575945 File: 67 KB, 660x607, 1698368443832477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop with the sisterfucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:25:29 2023 No.56575948 File: 58 KB, 556x556, Cope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575935 Shitpost like we're susposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:26:15 2023 No.56575953 >>56575928 >The market correcting prices so people aren't forced to overpay is... le bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:26:54 2023 No.56575956 >>56575945 t. Guy jealous he doesn't have a sister

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:27:06 2023 No.56575958 File: 338 KB, 1070x603, feg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575945 Is your sister single?

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:29:35 2023 No.56575973

>>56575958
that's the nice thing about your sister. If you train her right it doesn't matter if she's in a relationship, gets married or whatever. You were her first and it always belongs to you for life. And since you're her brother, her boyfriends/husband will never suspect anything as he's eating sloppy seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:30:13 2023 No.56575975 File: 90 KB, 569x629, 1686292026530923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:30:58 2023 No.56575982 File: 1.04 MB, 723x813, 163456789876534567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575945 Seriously, what the fuck is all this sisterfucking talk these days...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:31:23 2023 No.56575988 >>56575945 >>56575975 I just came here to watch 434 get crossed eleventy times

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:31:45 2023 No.56575992 >>56575982 real /smiggers/ do whatever it takes to make it. if that means giving your sister the Lean Hog then that's da fuk you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:31:49 2023 No.56575993 >>56575982 It's because of that one game that came out that popularized it and zoomers are all about funny taboo humor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:32:01 2023 No.56575998 >>56575982 The stock market isn't doing so hot lately. I think that has something to do with it.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:32:10 2023 No.56575999
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>No, we're not entering a recession
>Okay, we might be entering a recession
>But it will just be like the 1980s
Has financial journalism always been this shitty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:32:34 2023 No.56576003 >>56575988 It looks like it will land on 434.20. So ice cream but not hooters tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:32:38 2023 No.56576006 >>56575935 Dividends outperform growth in a bear market. What do you do when your NFT stocks go to $2 in a bear market. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:33:15 2023 No.56576010 >>56575993 Crusader Kings III?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:33:45 2023 No.56576013 File: 150 KB, 208x326, 1607044753271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575988

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:33:50 2023 No.56576014 >>56575999 At least the corpo art matches the semitic soul

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:35:43 2023 No.56576024 NHMD Bros, what the fuck happened...? Penny Jesus told me this was guaranteed 30x...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:35:44 2023 No.56576025 >>56575577 You are my hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:36:00 2023 No.56576029 File: 30 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576010 zoomers don't know what that is, i meant this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:36:17 2023 No.56576033 >>56575999 >somehow interpreted that title as being about a war in the third world on first reading I'm going the fuck back to sleep

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:36:24 2023 No.56576035
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>>56575993
>It's because of that one game that came out
What does a game have to do with incest posting on smg?
>>56575998
Idk man the market was up quite a bit last week when all this sisterfucking talk started.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:37:08 2023 No.56576047 File: 57 KB, 850x400, twain quote.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56575999 checked yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:37:53 2023 No.56576050 File: 2.18 MB, 1280x950, Hyperborea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576033 In a way, the third world is always at war. >>56576047 Based Clemens. His Joan of Arc book is excellent.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:38:21 2023 No.56576055
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>Starbucks, $SBUX, says it will increase pay for U.S. retail workers by at least 3% in January.

>Baristas in February will also accumulate vacation time after 90 days of work.

keklmao I hope normies are ready to pay $30 for a single latte soon

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 19:39:38 2023 No.56576064 Since I don't have a sister, does that mean I have to fuck your sister instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:41:01 2023 No.56576076 >>56575999 Yes, in 2008 like no one was even talking about the sub-prime mortgages & bad debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:41:19 2023 No.56576081 Everyone knows where itcomes from. Ask pol. There is one (modern) source for this taboo. It is porn. There is only one people responsible for all porn. The same people blast the palestinos with it. Must have no negative effects on a people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:41:34 2023 No.56576086 >>56576055 Who the fuck pays for toast with mole on it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:42:16 2023 No.56576094 File: 1.01 MB, 845x907, 1644567i8o98765434567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576076 Now everyone is talking about bad debt, banks losses etc... I guess that's bullish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:42:23 2023 No.56576096 >spy back to green bobo i hope you had your fun, 1 and a half hours of red is all you get

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:43:05 2023 No.56576106

>>56575852
It's complex, but in general yield is a reflection of market demand for debt. Printing money, inflation etc, is never going to make a country's debt more attractive. I.e. lower yield. Governments can set yields artificially low and use QE to keep it low, but that often times kills the currency because they're basically printing, you can see this in Japan's BOJ as an extreme example. Countries can persist in this kind of a policy for decades though, especially in a growing GDP environment which helps them cover up policy errors

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:43:26 2023 No.56576112 File: 2.92 MB, 730x1080, 1691010915125276.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576096 I am beheemd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:43:55 2023 No.56576119 >>56576081 I havent fapped in 2 weeks and i feel very different i feel robust and capable whereas i used to be hollow and weak. 2 more weeks and im super sayian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:45:01 2023 No.56576130 File: 307 KB, 502x464, 1695830473852518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576112 I love dairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:46:18 2023 No.56576144 >>56576094 They wont even admit we've been in a recession lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:46:21 2023 No.56576145 File: 179 KB, 1284x971, 64950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Markets up? doesn't matter >Markets down? doesn't matter >Crab? doesn't matter When you short volatility you make money regardless. Index fags btfo eternally

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:47:04 2023 No.56576152 File: 64 KB, 505x578, 1673384962112407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just went to check on laundry and WTFWT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:47:06 2023 No.56576153 File: 582 KB, 1077x1075, 1698933754224824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576119 Based Brother. It makes me feel completely different as well. The seed of life is important and we shouldn't squander it to "feel good"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:47:14 2023 No.56576154 File: 3.00 MB, 576x1024, 1698761292529663.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576130 What are the odds my 70 0dte spy puts at $434 end up making me money? I need it to get to $433.5 to break even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:48:40 2023 No.56576161 File: 1.08 MB, 1897x945, 16434567456789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576144 Checked, I mean everyone should know we are in a recession because of the decline in the standard of living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:48:57 2023 No.56576164 >>56576029 It's obviously viral marketing. They refuse to buy an ad. Dark times, too. Muh edgy roastie cannibal brother-seducer. I'm so glad that I didn't grow up on games like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:49:47 2023 No.56576174 File: 32 KB, 657x527, 1632831483164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576154 >0dte what is wrong with you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:49:59 2023 No.56576178 File: 207 KB, 500x411, 1682458756575765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check the yields.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:51:05 2023 No.56576187 File: 1.22 MB, 823x812, 1643456786545678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576154 >0dte Chances are slim to none. Appreciate the dairy posting though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:51:20 2023 No.56576188 File: 1.39 MB, 232x198, QUI (Giga).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576178 Check the yids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:51:46 2023 No.56576200 File: 135 KB, 890x1024, 1692879938708131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576174 Yeah I'm a degenerate goombler I guess. All I do is post titties and lose money apparently. You might as well call me the Coombler

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:52:16 2023 No.56576203 File: 385 KB, 329x850, 7898765432132435yu65432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576178

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:52:19 2023 No.56576204 Fucking yields man, are we really gonna be heading to 6% soon? >>56576112 >Milk sloshing noises every time she moves Where can I find a busty asian wife like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:53:11 2023 No.56576214 File: 202 KB, 1440x1797, 1684002404828403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576187 Thanks for your honesty anon. From one dairy appreciator to another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:53:25 2023 No.56576217 >>56576200 W E W E W

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:53:27 2023 No.56576218 File: 9 KB, 488x289, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The sp500 has closed red the last 3 months in a row. You can count on one hand the number of times the sp500 has been red 4 months in a row. Santa is coming to town

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:53:53 2023 No.56576222 >>56576200 its fine to gamble on options but dont do 0dte, odds are you'll get blasted theta in most trades

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 19:54:09 2023 No.56576225 >>56576203 I've gotten head before, but what's shoulders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:54:37 2023 No.56576229 >>56576055 >They don't sneak cappuccinos from the boss' personal espresso machine. Starbuck breaking. >>56576200 AWOOOOOGA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:55:22 2023 No.56576236 File: 1.17 MB, 720x1280, 1689004979469465.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576222 All we need is a decent sour hour right anon? Right??

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:55:36 2023 No.56576239

>>56576154
Depends on broker. Rabbihood is almost nil. They will close your order and sell at market price @ 1530. You can quickly make one again but they will do the same thing again at like 1535, 1540, etc to .... "Protect" you in their Kol Nidre kinda way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:56:06 2023 No.56576241 THREADLY REMINDER TO TIP YOUR BROKER HALF YOUR GAINS YOU COCK SMOKING TEABAGGERS https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1t0IPDWWS7Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:56:41 2023 No.56576246 good time to into japanese auto makers or did i miss the boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:57:08 2023 No.56576249 >>56576154 You're golden, anon. Watch this dump into the close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:57:31 2023 No.56576254 >>56576200 daughter mogged to oblivion. imagine being younger and tighter body but still not enough against massive milkers

The Coombler Mon Nov 6 19:57:32 2023 No.56576255
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>>56576239
Thats why im doing the 0dtes to begin with. I cant sell options on the daily til I get to $25k. Didnt realize that til I got my $4k in there today.

Plan was to risk it and get the biscuit and start running the wheel when I got to $25k. Looks like thats not in the cards. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:57:40 2023 No.56576256 >>56576236 it will have to be a really big dump for it to make up the loss of value from theta over the last hour and some change you can have have a way smaller 1dte position but not bleed as much money every minute that passes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:58:33 2023 No.56576265 >>56576225 controversial opinion: i dislike bjs

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:58:54 2023 No.56576268 >>56576204 >asian That appears to be some kind of feather by my estimation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:59:13 2023 No.56576270 File: 201 KB, 510x496, 1657664256474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stocks just got expensive it could be a bubble too bad my positions are already rubble

>>	The Coombler Mon Nov 6 19:59:13 2023 No.56576271 File: 2.98 MB, 576x1024, 1690211408400357.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576249 Thanks for the hope anon. I'd hate to lose it all but at this point it's ride or die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 19:59:18 2023 No.56576273 File: 344 KB, 593x563, 1633960506542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEVER ENDING RELENTLESS BID

>>	The Coombler Mon Nov 6 20:00:17 2023 No.56576277 File: 2.95 MB, 576x1024, 1690173517809860.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576268 She looks mongolian to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:00:23 2023 No.56576280 >>56576255 what's she trying to hide? There's nothing there

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:01:18 2023 No.56576285 File: 82 KB, 208x334, 1670900884188961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576161 What really gets me is will I still be robust enough to keep on keepin on when the next round happens, likely in the 2030s?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:01:57 2023 No.56576289 >>56576265 The semi uncomfortable aspect of it is part of the appeal. It’s tons of stimulation but also feels bad?

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:02:54 2023 No.56576301
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>>56576265
>controversial opinion: i dislike bjs
That's okay, anon. If your boyfriend doesn't respect your decision then leave that asshole. A pretty girl like you has plenty of options

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:02:55 2023 No.56576304 File: 115 KB, 828x725, 1696444427010618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576285 Many such cases...

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:04:27 2023 No.56576326 >>56576265 You've probably just never been with a guy who can do it properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:04:29 2023 No.56576327 File: 299 KB, 1170x857, 425C5236-C999-4787-9112-84F1495F5018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bearish/bullish on overnight swing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:05:28 2023 No.56576335 >>56576153 I have an urge to reproduce now i wish i had a wealthy wife or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:06:09 2023 No.56576339 good luck -mike

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:08:14 2023 No.56576353 File: 2.18 MB, 408x308, Hogan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish on TKO

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:11:36 2023 No.56576390
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>going long on microcap bioshits that have upcoming PFUDA dates
>but also doing volatility hedges with by going long on both LABD/LABU at the same time to get the ideal exposure
So in theory, one of these shits will eventually pop and get outsized gains. Because I'm going long on the etfs, I don't have to pay any transaction fees on them (only when selling), so I only really have to worry about tracking error and things breaking correlation.
Lost $340 two months ago, lost $70 last month, and I think I'm almost at breakeven this month

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:12:27 2023 No.56576395 File: 62 KB, 634x469, article-2334968-1A1E9B70000005DC-684_634x469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576161 But have they updated the definition of standard of living yet?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:13:17 2023 No.56576403 >>56576081 How do I get into the adult film business? It's probably super cheap and easy since you don't need any costumes or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:14:14 2023 No.56576409 >>56576390 in theory you will never lose money because you're buying stocks in unprofitable trash companies that print shares every quarter to pay their executives

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:14:24 2023 No.56576411

>>56576076
Right, we didn't decide that that's what happened until The Big Short came out. At the time it was just, "Holy shit things are failing." All of that was a post-hoc explanation to draw attention away from the role short-sellers had in the crisis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:16:10 2023 No.56576419 >>56576154 Probably a little late at this point, I'm sorry anon. If you had a little more duration it might work. I'll hope for a godcandle down to save your strikes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:16:21 2023 No.56576421 >>56576239 >>56576255 >>56576154 My broker says anything after 2:30 pm is liable to get closed on expiration date >>56576403 >you don't need any costumes Not true, the girl needs to dress up like someone who is happy with their life choices

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:16:27 2023 No.56576424 >>56576214 Thats a face worthy of gangbang bukake bdsm golden shower with a bit of grated dick cheese on top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:16:31 2023 No.56576425 File: 248 KB, 892x892, 78183E97-C7B5-492F-AB12-92AAF72C7814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576154 Zero. Why are you doing this today of all days when there’s no data to substantially move markets? JPow talks on Wednesday

>>	The Coombler Mon Nov 6 20:16:45 2023 No.56576427 File: 3.92 MB, 540x540, 1689470759817353.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576411 Well my optiooooons are fucked. We didnt dump into close. I'm hosed. I switched them to 15, $435 0dte poots. Fuck. I'm out $3.5k in one day. Brutal.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:18:14 2023 No.56576436
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>>56576409
>you're buying stocks in unprofitable trash companies that print shares every quarter to pay their executives
I'm literally holding them for like 2 weeks max and hedging the downside with an inverse etf. They're supposed to stay correlated, but in the event that one of their drugs breaks away from the market price, that's where I'll get my alpha from. And they're phase 3 trials, so that should be pretty safe (eg they're proven to be effective, it's just down to dosing at that point)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:19:20 2023 No.56576444 File: 31 KB, 132x166, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] record scratch >you're probably wondering how I got here

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:19:34 2023 No.56576446 >>56576301 cute girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:20:30 2023 No.56576457 Why didn't you buy META in November 2022?

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:21:07 2023 No.56576468

>>56576421
I got a great idea, we'll find a broad who looks like Nikki Haley on onlyfans, and then we'll get a random pajeet to play Vivek Ramaswamy and we'll make an adult film. Then in the middle of the scene, we'll get a guy wearing a donald duck costume to come in and take off his head and it's the real Chris Christy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:21:31 2023 No.56576470 >>56576255 Hilarious how women will wear basically underwear in public so you can see their cameltoe and ass in 4k but then they'll cover their cleavage lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:22:11 2023 No.56576477 >>56576468 Just use frame-by-frame post and use AI to slap whoever's face on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:22:49 2023 No.56576480 >>56576457 Cause I fuckin hate those guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:22:54 2023 No.56576482 >>56576444 Your dad railed his sister? Checked by the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:23:01 2023 No.56576484 File: 1.49 MB, 1079x625, 16434567897654345678876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576457 >Why didn't you buy PYPL in November 2023. Look to the future not to the past.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:23:20 2023 No.56576490 >>56576477 I'm not good at computers, but I'm really good at subverting my host nation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:24:11 2023 No.56576502 >Why didn't you buy slaves in the 17th century?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:24:25 2023 No.56576504 >>56576482 it was meant as a reply to >>56576427 but I am obviously retarted ironically validating your post

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:25:28 2023 No.56576514 of course we're going to crab into the close...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:25:40 2023 No.56576516 File: 573 KB, 589x656, 234567897654323456789087654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576470 Kek. I guess they don't put much thought into and wear whatever is popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:26:35 2023 No.56576526 File: 756 KB, 750x733, 1673534702446995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm back in the brappy gas business, boys t. just bought some UNG

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:27:40 2023 No.56576535 >>56576502 Great-grandparents came here at the turn of the 1900s. Arrived here with nothing. Literally nothing. One guy passed out drunk and naked on a boat and woke up in New York.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:27:41 2023 No.56576536 >>56575861 This is nothing but good news to me, reccesions in Japan improve the hentai game genre output. That and it means a sell off of figures and other stuff

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:29:26 2023 No.56576548
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BBC Bullish

DAL - Delta Airlines is strong fucking buy. holy shit when earnings come out after first real post COVID holiday it's going to be unreal spring 2024. Ez 60% bump.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:29:48 2023 No.56576551
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>>56576470
>>56576516
>Talking to single mom coworker about exercising.
>"Yeah, anon. At the gym, I just sweat so much. Even with the A/C blasting. I do so much cardio."
>"So how do you mitigate that?"
>"I stopped wearing panties under my yoga pants."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:30:35 2023 No.56576559 File: 147 KB, 1200x1200, 1686458571479041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Power half hour?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:31:37 2023 No.56576568 Eddie Pan is a tiny faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:31:45 2023 No.56576570 >>56576411 Must be nice being retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:31:56 2023 No.56576572 >>56576548 I get the reference therefore this meme appeals to my intellectual vanity. I like you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:32:57 2023 No.56576578 >>56576551 she wants the lean hog, anon. give it to her

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:33:01 2023 No.56576580 >>56576548 That pic. Top fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:33:03 2023 No.56576582 cut the fucking chatter and talk about stocks holy fuck its like the glowies are trying to distract us from something today

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:33:39 2023 No.56576588 Buy BOIL or wait?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:33:50 2023 No.56576589 Are there any good Adult Film stocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:35:44 2023 No.56576604 File: 125 KB, 500x500, 1692679360823720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the glowies where the bobo niggers at to laugh at them too

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:36:13 2023 No.56576610 News: it is illegal to sell stocks, even if the market violently dumps tomorrow (likely) you are not allowed to sell!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:37:30 2023 No.56576618 >>56576582 I just sold a call for WMT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:37:37 2023 No.56576621 File: 189 KB, 1328x1162, Screenshot 2023-11-06 123507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576411 Signs were there, same as they are now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:38:01 2023 No.56576626 File: 129 KB, 800x900, powell_crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:38:55 2023 No.56576634 File: 15 KB, 326x112, Chad department.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576551 >Fucking skank, you're a mother show some respect

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:39:41 2023 No.56576638 >>56576029 how can I invest into incest what is the incest stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:41:15 2023 No.56576652 File: 103 KB, 671x868, 1696601647335361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576621 A toddler could lend money better than modern bankers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:43:09 2023 No.56576672 File: 80 KB, 500x498, 20230422_160404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576621 Times are so bad I don't think that would even help nearly as much as they think it would

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:43:12 2023 No.56576673

>>56576621
>>56576652
with ZIRP, NIRP, and QE companies could waste money on non-economic activity and still be profitable since the more you did this kind of ESG foolishness the more the money printer firehose got aimed your way. So even when you lost you still made profits
>the firehose is off

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:52:11 2023 No.56576747

>>56576411
LMAO.
what a fucking retard you are.
>SHORT SELLERS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR 2008!!!
>NOT GREED!! NOT THE FAILURE OF RISK MANAGEMENT!!!
>SHORT SELLERS
>THOSE DAMN SHORT SELLERS CAUSED THE SYSTEMIC RISK EVENT!!!
genuinely, your post is the most retarded thing I have read all day. congratulations

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Nov 6 20:53:14 2023 No.56576756 >>56576747 It was the short sellers, if there weren't any short sellers the market wouldn't have you know the thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:53:48 2023 No.56576765 >>56576747 people like this think stocks only go down because of shorting. thats how you get people who think shorting should be banned. they never look at what has happened when shorting actually was banned, even for a small amount of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:54:17 2023 No.56576770 >>56576673 We are at economic retardation I didn't think was possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:54:42 2023 No.56576773 >>56576756 If there were not any sort sellers, the bottom would have not been able to form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:55:20 2023 No.56576777 When is it time to buy soxl weeklies again? I need to make some $

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:56:15 2023 No.56576785 File: 241 KB, 751x563, 1679441602396435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice upward crab day

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:56:42 2023 No.56576790 >>56576777 checked. 2 weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:56:45 2023 No.56576792 File: 78 KB, 1301x654, bumpyweek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry the day we're gonna have tomorrow due to export "numbers"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:58:33 2023 No.56576809 >>56575982 What can I say, people are working from home and also fucking what's at home. It's all the online porn promoting it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:59:59 2023 No.56576818 File: 158 KB, 860x1024, __suzuran_arknights_drawn_by_mokoo_rokoo__7cb371152f4ee18bce782c1de653ec9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it got today anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:00:15 2023 No.56576822 File: 1.95 MB, 388x218, 1651077152721.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH WTFWT AT THE END

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:00:48 2023 No.56576827
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>be me
>iq unlimited
>height 6’1”
>weight 81.7 kg
>gigachad by all standards
>tired of this primitive obsolete planet with its worthless humanoid life form constantly playing game theory but inverted as it races to the bottom
>could blow up the entire solar system with a single thought
>and yet…yet…so much power would be too grotesque a display of power
>need only a few billion to lord over close family and make them seethe with rage as I laugh at their primitive insectoid existence

Fuck….

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:01:27 2023 No.56576836 >>56576822 The market giving all the put holders a big middle finger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:02:06 2023 No.56576845 File: 257 KB, 256x256, 1651500359284.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 ...little up little down

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:02:20 2023 No.56576850 File: 60 KB, 524x535, 1626917558173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 +.96%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:02:22 2023 No.56576852 >>56576818 +311 EUR could have been much worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:03:10 2023 No.56576856 >>56576818 -0.06% it is what it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:03:31 2023 No.56576859 >>56576822 We told bobos this was going to happen. Retards were gloating over just 1-2% dip. Fucking morons. >muh pullback Yeah it pulled back and now you can pull on this dick bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:03:31 2023 No.56576858 File: 1.51 MB, 1520x586, Oedipus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 I just added cash to my Roth. >>56576578 >>56576634 All depends if she's into sister play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:03:46 2023 No.56576861 File: 55 KB, 473x389, 1688746291803051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576427 did you accept the losses or did you wait to get btfo anon

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:04:26 2023 No.56576869
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>>56576551
I think she's coming on to you, anon. I had a hot divorced milf neighbor in the apartment complex I used to live way back when I was in high school, she was really touchy all the time whenever we were in the elevator together and would always comment about how nice I smelled, would I like to come over for snacks etc, random shit like that. Only now more than a decade later do I realize she was trying to bang. Autism is a curse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:04:57 2023 No.56576874 >>56576818 at some point my leveraged ndx put made me some money, but i was out with friends and didn't react, and now it's in the red

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:05:16 2023 No.56576880 File: 1.12 MB, 853x480, 1666627614605171.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 Like -0.45% my dude. It's fuckin over.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:06:03 2023 No.56576888
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>>56576818
The Era of slurping seems to be ending. Back to breakeven.
Perhaps someone has realized that selling me these calls at 20% implied odds might not be the wisest move.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:06:15 2023 No.56576889 File: 40 KB, 391x716, 1673317535233155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 -.19%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:06:55 2023 No.56576897 >>56576818 +0.54

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:07:34 2023 No.56576903 File: 187 KB, 282x270, 1632874335365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576889 But it's a good day when I can add a new Kornheiser to my collection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:08:06 2023 No.56576909 >>56576874 >at some point my leveraged ndx put made me some money, but i was out with friends and didn't react, and now it's in the red nothing worse than a missed gloating opportunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:08:21 2023 No.56576911 >>56576818 Slightly in the negative but still up. I'm doing everything a smigger can to get the bag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:08:54 2023 No.56576916 File: 37 KB, 225x159, 1652559315104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576818 +0.36%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:09:34 2023 No.56576924 File: 26 KB, 331x473, 1382118193528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576903 Likewise

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:09:51 2023 No.56576927 >>56576818 I shorted volatility and am happy with today's results. VIX futures market maker paypigs never EVER get to cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:10:47 2023 No.56576937 File: 78 KB, 856x1024, 1699295233338005m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kids these days are too dumb to use regular clocks to tell time...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:11:06 2023 No.56576939 File: 34 KB, 503x578, 1662989267258699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did he do it, /smg/? Isn't it time for you to apologise?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:11:26 2023 No.56576942 >>56576937 Is this the new meme like smoke detectors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:11:59 2023 No.56576944 >>56576937 Everyone knows "teenagers" is just a euphemism for blacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:12:12 2023 No.56576946 >>56575440 the nothingburger of nothingburgers >>56575861 w a t

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:12:52 2023 No.56576954 File: 557 KB, 1426x1380, 1673995309827312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576946 You'd be wise to respect the ball.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:12:56 2023 No.56576956 File: 105 KB, 1003x622, bear TA 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know a stock that will double 100% but I'm also afraid to share it here because I'm schizo and fully believe that some asshole likes to fuck with stocks smg likes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:14:02 2023 No.56576966 >>56576956 Relax anon, the Bogg twins are dead. They can't hurt you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:14:51 2023 No.56576979 >>56576937 Blame the government. They shut down schools for two years over the fucking sniffles. But how do we profit on this retardation? Swatch shorts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:14:52 2023 No.56576981 File: 80 KB, 800x451, 1697582080501968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56576956 >enter the negamarket where you get paid to take shares

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:17:23 2023 No.56577001 File: 2.57 MB, 320x564, hawkish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a candle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:20:30 2023 No.56577026 >>56577001 >/smg/ traders arguing

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:21:42 2023 No.56577034 File: 513 KB, 1284x2778, 1364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are not using broken wing butterflies on UVXY to harvest free premium from VIX futures market maker paypigs then can you even call yourself a real trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:23:21 2023 No.56577046 >>56576927 why cant we just correct the 4hr rsi like a normal market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:24:28 2023 No.56577053 Massa is about to win in Argentina. How do I short the entire country?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:24:29 2023 No.56577054 >>56577034 but i went long on those

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:24:29 2023 No.56577055 File: 633 KB, 220x190, 1665662348731434.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577034 >using broken wing butterflies on UVXY >a real trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:25:14 2023 No.56577062 File: 602 KB, 718x1000, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577055 >>using broken wing butterflies on UVXY >>a real trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:26:11 2023 No.56577068 >>56577053 GGAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:26:39 2023 No.56577074 File: 838 KB, 768x768, 1672411056081318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577062 >>>$150 on an options trade >>>a real trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:27:09 2023 No.56577079 >>56576937 Moving away from no child left behind was such a mistake

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:29:21 2023 No.56577096
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Fuck anons I literally lost 40lb and my waistline is normal again but fucking losing that last bit of stubborn belly fat before getting visible abs again takes fucking forever. This is starting to piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:29:58 2023 No.56577104 I am the greatest fool

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:30:17 2023 No.56577106
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>>56577074
>>>>$150 on an options trade
>>>>a real trader
broken wing butterflies are good for about a 4x gain at expiration. Since it's broken wing if UVXY gigapumps the losses are miniscule
>that's just one of many trades I have on. I could go on posting images for a while and then there's the fact I use option strategies as a diversifier, the bulk of my port (at least today) is in QLD, SVXY, and SSO
Also, crab bros, they hate our iron condors cuz they anus

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:31:03 2023 No.56577117 File: 935 KB, 869x1200, 1699131669602841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how many people are investors and not traders here

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:33:23 2023 No.56577130 >>56577096 Planks and ab crunches (make sure you stretch your arms over your head for the latter).

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:33:47 2023 No.56577133 File: 32 KB, 192x174, 1356758541838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577117 I just do whatever seems good at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:34:07 2023 No.56577139 >>56577079 The right solution is school choice but we're at a point where I just don't give a shit considering the average student is going to be sub 90 IQ and brown

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:35:12 2023 No.56577146 PYPL bros we suck again

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:36:01 2023 No.56577153 >>56577117 I used to trade but sub par returns converted me into an investor. I really want to get into private equity investment but I don't have millions to play with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:36:21 2023 No.56577154 File: 87 KB, 960x720, [Animerg] Gundam Wing - 34 [720P] [X265] [Pseudo]-34.m4v_snapshot_22.08_[2018.11.19_14.11.13].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TUP still trying to break 2 dollar resistance hurry up im bored

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:37:05 2023 No.56577160 File: 184 KB, 1284x1021, 65822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX futures market maker paypigs (and their smg minions) hate him

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:37:38 2023 No.56577165 File: 719 KB, 518x844, 1634787654567890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577146 Good I need to deposit more cash and buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:37:39 2023 No.56577166 any interesting ah earnings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:37:41 2023 No.56577168 File: 252 KB, 379x381, hebought.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577106 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:38:02 2023 No.56577172 >>56577160 Based avoiding calls anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:38:51 2023 No.56577180 >>56577153 I'm kinda glad bogleheading is a thing cause I know I'm a complete retard but I'm still out performing most traders

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:39:18 2023 No.56577186 >>56576055 Who is stupid enough to pay $14 for some toast with avocado smeared on it? That's about a dollar's worth of ingredients and takes five minutes to make. There is zero talent involved, and it is impossible to screw up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:39:35 2023 No.56577193 >>56577146 >>56577165 >god I can’t wait to buy more of a legacy payments/BNPL company while the Fed is rolling out instant transfers and the bank created Zelle

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:39:47 2023 No.56577194

>>56577053

>plebs complain about high inflation
>"surely they will see that money printing is the problem and vote for le based conservatives to come clean up the mess!"
>instead the brown people keep voting for the government to send them printed money even while grumbling about inflation

There's a lesson here, for the bond bulls, but are they listening? More pain is needed before austerity comes to stupid countries. And the dumber and browner they are the more pain is needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:39:50 2023 No.56577196 >>56577096 You need to actually do something like running, swimming or biking to burn the fat. Weight training will build the muscle but the fat will still be on top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:39:50 2023 No.56577195 >>56577172 yeah I just let my voicemail fill up over the course of a month and check it all then. if anything's really important I'll have already heard about it in person

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:40:19 2023 No.56577201 >>56577165 Why would you invest in a dead company? I used PYPL once about two decades ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:41:25 2023 No.56577218 >>56577117 I mostly invest but I trade with a little bit of fun money

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:41:29 2023 No.56577220 >>56577196 A woman wrote this shitty take

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:41:54 2023 No.56577227 >>56577194 >a country filled with Italian South Americans >can’t figure out why they have hyperinflation It was never going to work unless it became German

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:42:29 2023 No.56577232 New >>56577228

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:42:29 2023 No.56577231 >>56577194 once people realize they can vote in politicians to give them free shit the country is pretty much on borrowed time hence the interest on the debt being more than our entire military budget right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:42:54 2023 No.56577238 >>56577096 just don't eat, simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:43:30 2023 No.56577243 >>56577232 how about no

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:47:35 2023 No.56577282 File: 91 KB, 1024x795, 1673364375228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577196 these are the people giving you financial advice jfc, im crying lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:48:15 2023 No.56577291 >>56577117 I invest with like 95% of my port and do trading/options stuff with the other 5%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:48:33 2023 No.56577298 File: 23 KB, 133x220, gtfo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56577243 >>56577273

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:57:12 2023 No.56577381

>>56576747
>>56576756
>>56576765
Ty4glowing.
Shorties piling on risk and then going belly-up forced exposure of long-buried and can-kicked clusterfuck going back to the S&L crisis, with the derivatives speculation being one of several ways by which these entities have been trying to dig themselves out of the hole they dug for themselves in the 80s (which was itself driven by risky bullshit done to cover for the massively declining value of the dollar going back to the run on American gold during Nixon's presidency). It's cornering shorts and making them squeal like piggies all the way down motherfuckers.
>>56576621
They're just setting things up for the next scapegoat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 22:57:31 2023 No.56577971 >>56577160 wait so is this longing or shorting the VIX?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 23:07:42 2023 No.56578083 >>56577971 Short

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 23:08:44 2023 No.56578094 >>56578083 Short VIX futures specifically. Sometimes the VIX goes up while VIX futures go down. Today for example

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 23:20:23 2023 No.56578223 >>56575419 i'd like to ponder her orbs if you know what i mean SOXS sisters

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 00:38:32 2023 No.56578794 >>56576551 Why are you wasting time talking to single moms? I don’t bother, there’s a reason the husband left and they won’t be your kids.

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