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>> No.56573206
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WTFWT

>> No.56573209

>>56573193
First post to threadly remind anons here that having intercourse with your sister is wrong and don't belong on /smg/

>> No.56573210

I bought puts. Adjust accordingly

>> No.56573213
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>>56573193
>hot dog edition
lets go!

>> No.56573217
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>> No.56573220

I got a job for the first time in my life to be able to pay off my bills and not have to rely on my portfolio anymore. Adjust accordingly.

>> No.56573221
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Well anons my RH account finally got funded. Time to buy 3 itm puts dated to january and sell way otm 0dtes until then and collect my money.

The plan then is to use my 0dte sales to buy single slightly otm puts dated 2 to 3 days out and then sell 0dtes on those as well.

My suspicion is we see an overnight catastrophe and selling way out of the money 0dtes while accumulating longer term puts will be a success.

Thoughts?

>> No.56573230

>>56573221
I think you already posted this shit in the last thread.

>> No.56573240

Lifetime ISA bros?

>> No.56573244
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>>56573230
You are such a faggot sometimes.

The new thread was posted like right when I asked so I needed to repost in this one for answers/visibility.

Can you stop being such a niggard and analyze my strategy?

>> No.56573246

>tfw thinking about how if I just had 5 million dollars and parked it in a T-Bonds ETF right now I'd make a quarter million dollars a year as salary from the dividends/interest
>more than 90% of people make working 40 or 60 hours a week, for doing absolutely nothing
Life's unfair bros. I should have that chance.

>> No.56573247

>>56573217
based
Reminder there are retards that bought 100y 3% austrian bonds before rates were raised lmao

>> No.56573249
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56573249

Bought Roku puts on Friday, what am I in for?

>> No.56573256

>>56573244
stop pretending we care about gold and just make some camel toe vids.

>> No.56573257
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56573257

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56573259

>>56573217
She gave up and quit selling them.

>> No.56573260

>>56573244
What happens when Santa just makes the line go up until January? You just lose everything right?

>> No.56573263

>>56573244
>posts gross fake tits
>calls others niggers

>> No.56573265
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>>56573221
who is this whore
also fuck bears, spy 440 today

>> No.56573266

>>56573256
>gold
*golf

>> No.56573271

>>56573244
Post more of your sister first

>> No.56573285

>>56573209
Wow I can't believe they allow such close-minded bigotry on this site in the current year. I'm calling the police

>> No.56573289
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>>56573260
Yeah basically.

You think I should hedge w several way otm calls too?

Seems like throwing money away.

>> No.56573298
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>>56573263
A niggard is not that word that we don't use around here. Don't be niggardly with your thoughts on my strategy.

>> No.56573301

>>56573289
Holy shit this guy is always wrong

>> No.56573309
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gonna be a good week

>> No.56573319

>>56573213
I would try all of these at least once but most of that shit does not belong on a hotdog.

>> No.56573325

>>56573309
If it crabs it's just going to end up being bullish.

>> No.56573330

Watch BBBY today

>> No.56573337
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>>56573330

>> No.56573341
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I believe in Jerome Powell.

>> No.56573346

>>56573330
2 more weeks

trust the plan

MOASS soon

>> No.56573351

>>56573217
Yields are back to rugging again, so it probably was a scampump last week.

>> No.56573355
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Lol where'd all the bears go? You faggots were pretty obnoxious there for a minute

>> No.56573365

>>56573355
Anyone who picks a side permanently is retarded unless you're just buying and holding.

>> No.56573367

I'M RUINED

>> No.56573368

>>56573341
I'm going to uncontrollably nut to this by just watching it in about 14 or so days. Respect NNN

>> No.56573369

where the fuck is the BANG BANG BANG

>> No.56573370
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>>56573355
i short NQ at 15400

>> No.56573373

>>56573351
>so it probably was a scampump last week.
lol, lmao, ROFL even...

>> No.56573375

>>56573365
But isn't buying and holding just picking the permabull side?

>> No.56573377

Check IWM.

>> No.56573386

>>56573375
Bull is a bit of a strong word for that. If you're really bullish you'd buy calls.

>> No.56573390

>>56573341
Life goal is to own a harem of these women who dance like that when ever I shit post and tell me my post was good

>> No.56573396
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it's been 4 minutes and I'm already heemed
I'm going back to bed

>> No.56573400

I HATE DISH WHY AM I STILL HOLDING THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

>> No.56573402

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.56573404

>>56573325
What do you base that assumption off of?

>> No.56573406

>>56573390
You gotta get some quick, they're not making anymore of them and while age better than most models so the market will probably go crazy.

>> No.56573411

>>56573404
Shits consolidated

>> No.56573412

>>56573206
this bitch has no tits wtf

>> No.56573413

Why the fuck does this retarded market immediately shit itself everytime we get upward momentum?

>> No.56573415

Its a fucking crab episode

>> No.56573417

>>56573400
Yeah that's an odd one. I wonder what you were thinking.
>>56573396
A bunch of my puts are up 120+%

>> No.56573421

>EARNED ANOTHER $2200 ON nvda AND ITS ONLY BEEN 7 MINS
lol

>> No.56573424

SQQQ at all time lows... TIME TO BUY THE FUCKING DIP! before shorting is outlawed here too.

>> No.56573430

>yields going back to 5%

it's joever

>> No.56573431

>>56573413
yeah man thursday and fridays trading session was totally rational and logical

>> No.56573432

>>56573263
>fake tits
wrong
they’re natural but uneven
plenty of rips of her OF out there

>> No.56573433

>>56573430
So why is SPY pumping

>> No.56573437

>>56573433
people are loosing their jobs home and savings... WE ARE HEALING NEVER BEEN STRONGER!

>> No.56573438
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>>56573431
>every sell off and swing before that was
>w-w-what the market can last irrational longer than I can be solvent

>> No.56573441
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56573441

Might be the worst I've seen KDJ/stochastic

>> No.56573442

>>56573424
The won't outlaw shorting here. The market economy is the singular thing the US has going for it.

>> No.56573444

>>56573400
hahahhahhahahaa
your poor fool

>> No.56573447

what the nigger was that

>> No.56573453

>>56573433
terrorism postponed the market breakout in early october

terrorism is over now, earnings are all gangbusters, tax loss harvesting is also over, therefore we pump

>> No.56573454

>>56573193
test

>> No.56573455

>>56573442
You underestimate who is running our country... Is it even Joe? Fuck if i know...

>> No.56573462

>>56573454
Welcome back- what was your crime?

>> No.56573468

>>56573437
Priced in

>> No.56573469
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>>56573400
Kek

>> No.56573470

>>56573301
wat? the eurodollar signals he points to have been playing out exactly as he's said. if you're looking to snider for options trading advice instead of analyzing long-term macro trends, you're a retard that doesn't understand what he's talking about.

>> No.56573475

We will end above 440.

>> No.56573486
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>>56573470
>wat? the eurodollar signals he points to have been playing out exactly as he's said. if you're looking to snider for options trading advice instead of analyzing long-term macro trends, you're a retard that doesn't understand what he's talking about.

>> No.56573491

>>56573475
440 is the call wall until opex, unless it gets rolled higher

>> No.56573500
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>>56573400
Oof

>> No.56573503

There is no fucking reason today should be red. Nothing has changed since Friday. Stop panic selling

>> No.56573507

A few weeks ago I shared NWGL and people bitched that I posted about it AFTER it was up 10%.

These people were probably too pussy to buy.

Well now it's up an ADDITIONAL 20% on top of that.

Extremely low float, shares still locked, slowly getting pumped. Complain more, don't buy, miss the pump, idc

>> No.56573516

>>56573503
Today isn't red though except maybe in real terms.

>> No.56573517
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I kneel bobo, we got too cocky mumus

>> No.56573528
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>>56573503

>> No.56573541
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56573541

Holy shit

>> No.56573546

Nothing is happening you faggots

>> No.56573552

>>56573541
The whole Nasdaq is a shitcoin.

>> No.56573558
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>>56573541
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>> No.56573559
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>>56573441
Pls explain to me bc am retard

>> No.56573578
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>>56573559
sometimes the indicators work, sometimes they don't

>> No.56573581

Hey buddy, look at bond yield computer.

>> No.56573587

>people got heemed so hard last week that smg posts are slow
Amazing holy shit. Probably some red this week again I mean it will be expected, hopefully we have some normalized movement for a while.

Dividend payments are hitting all the next 2 months as well.

>> No.56573592

>>56573375
You could be a bear who inverses yourself by buying and holding.

>> No.56573596

Just bought more short term treasuries.

>> No.56573603
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Should I sell my 200 shares of SPY and lock in a gain? It looks like we hit a local top.

Is the economy healthy? or are we about to ride off a cliff?

>> No.56573606

>>56573559
Just look on the right side, the indicator at the bottom with the green line. It's an abbrevation of the stochastic indicator with the addition of a green line. And when it crosses it means a reversal as it somewhat resembles the market. But the whole last week it was wrong and especially since thursday it is is on the verge of crossing but bounces off again repeatedly.

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>>56573581
Time to go to 7

>> No.56573611

>>56573603
never a bad idea to lock in gains.

>> No.56573613

>>56573559
tldr using the past to assume the future.

>> No.56573620

Lmao bears are so desperate for red. Every single thing they've screeched about for the last three months has turned out to be complete horseshit.

>> No.56573627

This one time I decide to listen to the boiltard AND THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR MY TROUBLE?

>> No.56573632

>>56573620
same for the bulls. the last 3 months have been net crabbing.

>> No.56573640
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>>56573632
>the last 3 months
Anon, I...

>> No.56573647

>>56573627
Never listen to the boil tards

>> No.56573650

>>56573640
delete this

>> No.56573657
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>>56573578
But what does the worst stochastic shit mean. Is this bearish or bullish? Sorry for requesting an effortpost

>> No.56573660

>>56573627
never invest in NatGas unless you know what you are doing and can stomach batshit risk

>> No.56573666

>>56573660
>>56573647
If I find him IRL I'm going to drown him in a tank full of his precious fart gas

>> No.56573670
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MGK bros we just keep on winning

>> No.56573678

>>56573660
It's such a wacky commodity and commodities in general aren't a great idea usually.

>> No.56573682
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>>56573670
Indeed

>> No.56573688
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>>56573682
who is this fag? mgk is vangaurd maga cap growth

>> No.56573695

Small caps...not like this...not like this

>> No.56573698

>>56573688
Just a typical MGK holder

>> No.56573710

>>56573257
You can not fool me, creature of the void!

>> No.56573711

uhg fuck you schwab, why did you have to go any buy my TDA?

>> No.56573712
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new ath soon

>> No.56573713
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>higher
*clap* *clap*
>for longer
*clap* *clap* *clap*

>> No.56573731

>>56573712
They're a lot better than the rest of the 7, I'll give them that. They deserve to outperform the other megas.

>> No.56573737
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Let's fill the gaps this week please.

>> No.56573738

Watch out, DXY is headed for orbit.

>> No.56573744

Thoughts on OXY? It’s the only thing Buffet keeps buying, is he senile?

>> No.56573746

I don't care what anyone says, there WERE occasionally clever stock picks on reddit and it's a damn shame what the flood of Eternal September scum did to the site.

>> No.56573755
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>>56573744
Oil is food for cars, seems like a good investment.

>> No.56573756

>>56573744
He's playing on the macro environment, we should have a bit of a downturn this winter.

>> No.56573771

>>56573746
I heard Shkreli used to post there.

>> No.56573776
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>>56573650
The good news is S&P advanced to July 21!

>> No.56573779
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Bobos won, I guess everything is going to 0 now and they will just collapse the global markets.

>> No.56573790

>>56573744
You listened to euphoric mumus didnt you?

>> No.56573796
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>>56573746
True, i'll never forgive those retards for ruining it. But that site is dead perma bans were handed out en masse and the comments on most subs are a fucking wasteland of bots.
>terrible joke
>same joke
>same joke
>same joke
>removed
>removed
>removed
>removed
The video game pawnshop is going to 0.

>> No.56573800

>>56573771
Not only did he, he was reasonably active and well-liked. He came back briefly after getting out of the slammer. The responses he got from the Nu-users on WSB were so gay that he never came back. I felt bad for the guy. Go to jail and your favorite website is flooded by trend-chasing illiterates.

>> No.56573810

I don't want to be gay

>> No.56573814

>>56573800
>>56573796
The fact a gme general is still going is a sign of how shitty things are.

>> No.56573817

Dear diary,

Today line went down. Life appears bleak and meaningless. Hopefully tomorrow line will go less down, or even up.

>> No.56573821

>>56573738
Why?

>> No.56573823

>>56573611
locking in gains too soon is actually why most retail traders lose money

>> No.56573828

>>56573821
because the south shall rise again!

>> No.56573859

>>56573810
If you post here then it's too late.

>> No.56573860

>>56573814
The fact the BBBYQ general is still up shows we have not healed

>> No.56573867
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>>56573860
How? It got delisted!

>> No.56573882

>>56573814
What it is, fundamentally, is the death of a subculture. Starting out is cool. A community of semi-clever finance geeks making high risk options plays and joking about how it goes. In the heady glory days there was real discussion in between the shitposts, which can only happen in a community that's both reasonably informed and small enough to not be subsumed into "reddit culture". When a million cucks showed up at once, wanting to be spoonfed get-rich-quick stocks, it was dying but still a little fun to see them getting buck broken on scam tickers. Now all the smart people are gone, the boom-town volatility is gone, and you're left with a skeleton community circling the drain. All they do is make shitty memes. And there were other problems, bad mods, the hostile reddit management, blah blah. But it's generally a perfect example of "nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." Horde of the braindead.

>> No.56573901

>>56573823
This. I NEVER sell until I at least 50x

>> No.56573912

>>56573882
It's amazing as something niche becomes more mainstream the average IQ just seems to drop the more popular something becomes and the group consensus goes from concise witty plays to a retarded generalization like "hur durr line goes up or line goes down, YOLO." This phenomenon happens in so many different areas to.

>> No.56573914

>>56573821
milkshake theory

>> No.56573923

>>56573744
He has a fuckton of cash and not much else to do with it, so he does that. He might be building ownership to control the company.

>> No.56573925

>>56573744
Buffet backstops that stock from collapsing. He doesn't pump it and it won't thank you for holding it.

>> No.56573926

>>56573810
There is help out there. Nobody has to be gay.

https://www.livestransforming.com/christian-conversion-therapy/

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>>56573926
Just do what baggie does and date an asian ladyboy with nice tits

>> No.56573946

>>56573823
now that is some bad advice.

>> No.56573957

I took $5k profits and went back into cash on Friday.
Will we see a pullback or is the FED injecting more cash?

>> No.56573961

>>56573486
cool 2013 redditjack, fag. if you can't recognize the difference between the eurodollar market and options market to make informed decisions, you deserve to lose money

>> No.56573972

>>56573957
>neither one of those things happen and anon is just a retard

>> No.56573975

WTHWT??

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>>56573961
>cool 2013 redditjack, fag. if you can't recognize the difference between the eurodollar market and options market to make informed decisions, you deserve to lose money

>> No.56573982

>russel the only one being rational and calling out this retard pump for what it is

not a good look mumu

>> No.56573983

So the Koreans did something really antisemitic, is anybody going to hold them accountable, or should we just go all in EWY call options?

>> No.56573985

>>56573961
hello newfag

>> No.56573992

>>56573972
>no cash injection
>no pullback
It's definitely an either or proposition

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>>56573901
>>56573946
over three-quarters of retail traders lose money because they trade like shit in this exact pattern

people in fact do go broke taking profits - most people, it turns out

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>>56573992
That's what you think fag. It can just crab as well.

>> No.56574011

>>56573997
You can't take profits if you never get any profits.

>> No.56574027
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>Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

>> No.56574028

>>56573997
>lock in profits
>lose money

>> No.56574029
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RIGHT NOW

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higher

for longer

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56574042

I have had my overtime paid out
$11/h after tax

I feel so fucking retarded

>> No.56574046

There 3 very imp bond auctions week that will tell us more about the yields going forward.

>> No.56574083

Absolutely impossible to make money in this fraudulent market

>> No.56574086

>>56574030
I wish she was playable in street fighter

>> No.56574095

>>56574046
Imps are the fucking worst. You actually expect them to honor their bonds, like how the fuck are they going to come up with any money?

>> No.56574099

>>56574042
Overtime is a scam unless its at least time and a half.
You're killing yourself working extra hard just to pay a higher marginal tax rate on everything. Opportunity cost is not worth the trade off.

>> No.56574104
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>>56574095
Because they are contractually obligated to.

>> No.56574115

>>56574099
I just wanted the extra money to invest and I still have over 300 overtime-hours for this year, I think I'll take a longer break from work.

>> No.56574121

I wish we were still in a market where investing in funny ticker names was still profitable

>> No.56574123

>>56574104
I don't know man, call me a goody goody, but I prefer not lending money to evil demons. Like why the fuck should I help them out? They'll probably turn around and use it to fund terrorism or something.

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>>56574123
>They'll probably turn around and use it to fund terrorism or something
Your taxes already do that Baggie so why are you being such a faggot about this and making a big deal out of nothing? Man you even say this shit like it's a bad thing. Do you want the world to be a boring and safe place for your kids to grow up in you pussy ass nigga?

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>>56574141
>Baggie so why are you being such a faggot

>> No.56574163
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all in CREV

>> No.56574168 [DELETED] 

>>56574141
You're right, all that aid we sent into Gaza is just getting taken by Hamas and being used to sustain their war efforts against my people.

>> No.56574177
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bonjour!

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Hey chuds, it's not the 70s anymore

>> No.56574196
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>>56574180
It's much worse, more so than we ever thought possible.

>> No.56574219

sugar is making me rich

>> No.56574225
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>>56574219
Based KO investor.

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>>56574219

>> No.56574228

>>56574028
the psychology of trading is ass-backwards compared to everyday life, that's why it's so hard

normally in life being persistent in adversity and treating your gains as 'slow and steady wins the race' is rewarded but not so with stocks

meme stock bagholders are a living testament to how being persistent doesn't stop a stock from going to $0, and if you're going to be persistent in holding your losers you need to be at least as persistent in holding your winners or you leave profits on the table that you need to offset your losses

>> No.56574232

>>56574168
If Hamas was a heavily leveraged ETF I would own it. They would get pumped by Iran.

>> No.56574238

today is not the day, bobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

>> No.56574244

>>56574180
>they're celebrating the soft landing.
so we're getting the recession for real within 6 months.

>> No.56574269
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Well fuck my puts are shitting the bed. I am once again heemed.

Maybe posting big breasted women on smg and losing money isn't what life is supposed to be all about?

>> No.56574270

good morning sers

>> No.56574292
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I mean what the fuck... where is the pullback on SPY? Is it just line go up forever?

>> No.56574298

>Bank of England proposes allowing stablecoins as a payment option for goods and services.

>> No.56574303

>>56574269
what's your strike and expiration?

>> No.56574307

Something tells me the bottom is about to fall out. This is when you buy some long puts.

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>>56574292

>> No.56574319
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>> No.56574320

inversed, filtered, reported

>> No.56574324

>>56574292
Sauce?

>> No.56574330
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>>56574292
>>56574269
booba!

>> No.56574333

>>56574292
It'll sour in the later half of the day but your expectations for a big down day are unrealistic given the intervention we're seeing. Just watch the bonds, stock indices have been roughly following them.

>> No.56574335

Just got the ~$45 from amazon for a dragon dildo return. What should I buy?

>> No.56574336

>>56574324
Overeaters Anonymous club

>> No.56574340

i've started trading stocks after several years of crypto, what am I in for?
is the dividends game worth playing?

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>>56574292
God you Bobos are retarded. Zoom out on the fucking chart as much as you can and you tell me you dumb motherfucker.

>> No.56574346

if you don't listen to DISH's earnings call in 30 minutes you're not a fan of comedy

>> No.56574361

>>56574340
I see dividends as a late game play once you have a lot of money you can make decent returns with them but if you're young with less money I would just stick with growth stocks

>> No.56574373

>>56574269
buy strikes that are nearer ITM or buy deep OTM with some duration, at least a year out if they're deep

>> No.56574374

>>56574340
By MSFT and XOM and CVX, you will thank me in 30 years.

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>> No.56574381

>>56574376
>Implying the stimmies will ever end.

>> No.56574389

>>56574376
>there are actual economically illiterate subhumans that don't think we should start a UBI

>> No.56574398

>>56574389
You can't have UBI and immigration.

>> No.56574401

>>56574389
pipe dreams go here:
>>>/pol/
come on back when you're an adult, and actually own things, and have gotten in touch with reality again.

>> No.56574403 [DELETED] 

If there were no more fucking Palestinians, there would be peace in the middle east.

>> No.56574432
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WHY

>> No.56574439

>>56574340
>>56574361
>dividends
But late in the game you'd be cashing out huge capital gains. Wouldn't it be good to dollar cost average in now? I know it's not tax efficient but it's a pretty solid insurance and emergency cash flow.
I'm split between day trading my fat stack of cash or just buying SCHD
>fat stack and day trading
>easy to make gains with only small percent move
>risk missing big moves
>fat stack all invested in SCHD
>now provides cash flow if I lost my job, pays my property tax at least

>> No.56574440

any meme stock I should buy? Idk, anime studios, plebbit, anything really

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>>56574432
Literally me today.

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>bondpump

>> No.56574474

>>56574440
Fnko I believe is the current meme stock

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>>56573670
You're playing with me.

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>>56574448
Okay, nevermind. Pumps over, the market will continue to heal.

>> No.56574494

watched a few beginner investing videos now I'm an expert. It seems like index fund investing is the easiest and most diverse/low risk. So I should go out and buy a bunch of random ETFs across various sectors and sit on them for 5-10 years? I'm thinking about throwing in 5k and maybe use 1k for 5 different sectors. I don't think I have brains for any other advanced investing

>> No.56574502

>>56574494
>I don't think I have brains for any other advanced investing.
welcome to /smg/. you're among friends here.

>> No.56574505

>>56574494
buying ETFs is just buying someone else's portfolio tbdesu
I largely prefere to pick my own companies

>> No.56574512

>>56574494
Index funds have a lot of concentration risk right now.

>> No.56574513

>>56574494
Put your cash into some treasurydirect 4 week bills and you'll thank me in a year.

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>>56574432
This is what I bet on. Just need a 0.5% retrace and Ill exit my positions and jerk off to some big boobad sloots

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>>56574494
One of us, one of us, one of us.

>> No.56574532
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>>56574494
The correct move is pretty simple actually

>> No.56574533

>>56574522
This face is made for rimming, bukake and abuse.
You know it, i know it, she knows it.

>> No.56574534

HERE IT COMES

>> No.56574541

>>56573828
This is what Brent Johnson was actually talking about all those years
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW

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>>56574533
Checked mr freemason of facial abuse.

You think spy is gonna retrace down to 430 today?

>> No.56574547

>>56573901
Who taught Charlie the computer?

>> No.56574573

>>56574532
>meMETA

>> No.56574576

I am now up 4 dollars for the day

>> No.56574578
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>>56574532
just buy MGK
has all the stocks >>56574532 is shilling plus COST, LLY, ADBE, ACN, AMD

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>>56574494
Apparently get dividends and by the you get home a slam pig and bidet get installed into your house instantly.

>> No.56574582

bought 100 gush at 38.15 this morning on margin. there goes my lunch money... hopefully can wake up tomorrow with a little profit. anyone else do something stupid today?

>> No.56574598
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>>56574303
Strike is 435 and expiry is Wednesday.

Loaded up on em. Need 433.5 to break even.

>> No.56574599

>>56574479
She is absolutely adorable

>> No.56574617

>>56574544
Ive had a whole week off binge drinking smoking and snorting, i think i need another one to regroup.
I dont give a shit about spy i lost 2k dollars last night and idk if a prostie robbed me or i threw it in her face or as i like to do beat them up with the money.
I have this delusion that i will make 200k by christmas idk where its from but im 100% sure it is inevitable.
I just have to stop showering these bitchfaced useless whores wiht my seed and tone down the booze.
I really hate women so much its unreal, next time im getting and ukranian whore and larping as a russian soldier

>> No.56574620

>>56574512
how does an index fund have concentration risk when it's made up of various stocks? Even so that risk is less than buying individual
>>56574505
And someone else is smarter than me so I'll take it
>>56574513
So at 5% if I put 1k and wait to maturity I make $50. Sounds pretty mediocre

>> No.56574628

>>56574598
You're probably fine then, I bet you see it hit that today.

>> No.56574636

>>56574620
If you purchase an S&P 500 company (stocks) you will earn $42 in profit if all goes well over the next year

>> No.56574638
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>>56574620
>sounds mediocre
mediocre is better than dead

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>>56574628
Love u anon.

Lets make it happen

>> No.56574650

>>56574617
kek

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>>56574599
czeched

>> No.56574664

>>56574617
This is some Max Payne type shit.

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I need spy at 3900

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>>56574620
it is quite simple, if you do not have $10K put your entire stack into LEAPS on QQQ or SPY after you get to $10k allocate 10-20% to leaps while investing in etfs. then once at $100K depending on your risk you can either allocate 5-10% to leaps or just buy SPY | VTI | MGK

>> No.56574695

>>56574527
Arnold Schwarzeneggers head looks like a midgets head I’ve never pieces this together before

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>>56574617
Sir, this is an In N Out Burger.

>> No.56574709

So you basically need SPY to 9X?
How soon?

>> No.56574710
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Somebody has to enjoy this. Keep watching them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjlkBkfLzC8

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I hope no one here is in solar energy stocks.

>> No.56574716

>>56574674
I don't know what LEAP is and Nasdaq looks like it outperforms S&P so buying etfs that track that sounds better

>> No.56574725

>>56574674
when you buy leaps do you typically buy atm or otm?

>> No.56574728

>all these purged images
sad

>> No.56574734

>rises from Halloween grave with plastic spider rings and goth slut panties falling off of him.
Yields nigga. Bonds nigga. Bunch of bovines foaming the mouth on my farm, nigga.

>> No.56574747
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56574747

Spy short term move down to 428 to get back in-line with the selloff in bonds. Either bonds rally or equities sell. I'm calling for equities to sell.

>> No.56574751

Markets look oversold. Maybe a good time to buy?

>> No.56574760

>>56574747
i wasn't convinced until i saw those 5 down arrows

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>>56574751

>> No.56574769

>>56574650
>>56574696
Sry i dont have any friends except God and maybe my parents.
There are people like me out there, i want to beat up and physically mistreat women so bad almost as much as a drunk fat old man that neglected his children and family.
Also i really did finish at the top of my class at the financial cucks prestigious jew facility and it means nothing

>> No.56574770

>>56574760
The arrows are the thesis.

>> No.56574774

>>56574725
ATM is best for the leverage. The OTM discount isn't really worth the risk.

>> No.56574776
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56574776

>Russell 2000
Smallcapbros, not like this...

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>>56574751
why does it look so flat today, as if it had hit a brick wall?

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>>56574769
Yeah you should consider working on your parental issues. Like I don't mean that to be insulting, this is genuinely financial advice.

>> No.56574804

i've been absolute killing it in OSRS
haven't missed this shithole at all

>> No.56574807
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>>56574787
Buy high, sell even higher

>> No.56574853

>>56574787
dead cat bounce yo

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>> No.56574870

how would the market react if Jay walked out to Link Wray's 'Rumble' in a leather jacket and bad dye job, popped his collar and started furiously making out with Jeanna Smialek?

>> No.56574894

>>56574870
SOXL would be at 100 by end of day

>> No.56574899
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56574899

Zuckerberg dumping on baggies

>> No.56574914

Someone posted about buying SOFI earlier

>> No.56574918

>>56574899
while bearish, Zuck just tore his ACL, so perhaps since it's "only" $17 million it's related to that slash expenses and things he wants to buy since he'll have downtime
while notable nonetheless, $17 million really isn't that much

>> No.56574919

>>56574894
her glasses would fog up for sure

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>>56574899
dude... less than 0.1% of his holdings
SELLL EVERRRYTHINBG MAHSHHDA

>> No.56574923

Boy what a shit day for trading index futures

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>>56574923

>> No.56574940

>>56574918
yeah he finally has some downtime to look at his stocks, and this is the result...

>> No.56574955

>got my first paycheck
>no notification of it
>im just supposed to go to the office at my work and pick it up myself and just know when my paycheck gets in

is this how all wagies do it? man what a shit life for those that depend on this that are living paycheck to paycheck

>> No.56574957

I am now currently down 3 whole dollars

>> No.56574970

>>56574955
Nice I kinda miss picking up my paycheck from the office and going to the bank with it. Such a feeling of accomplishment. Now my balance just goes up and I feel nothing

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>>56574955
Why don't you have it set up so it deposits to your account? What kind of dumb retard monkey job are you doing that they can't have it routed to your bank account you dumb queer?

>> No.56574977

>>56574939
And? I'm not even in the market right now. I just want lots of tradeable setups with lots of movement in the first 90 minutes. Today's price action after the open was hard to take advantage of, that's all I'm saying.

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If this rally fails, were going to drop another leg down btw

>> No.56574981

>>56574955
>notification
Zoomers, FFS. What are you expecting? Yes, everyone knows what day payday is. And why don't you have direct deposit - don't tell me you're one of those people of "underbanked" color.

>> No.56574983

>>56574971
Most places do the first one with a physical check. I don't know why.

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I thought JPM is one of the pillars.

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>>56574921
Right

>> No.56575004

>>56574955
Ask them to send it directly to you bank account if that suits you more. Surprised they didn't recommend it actually. Most companies have a deal with some bank so you can open an account with lower fees and such.
It also helps if you wanna take out a large loan at some point if you get it from a bank that has a long history of your account getting regular salary. Probably a good idea to ask them to set it up.

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>>56574979
not another foot?

>> No.56575019

>>56574955
How do they pay your pension?

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56575028

>mumus desperately trying to keep s&p in green for the day

stop fighting it

>> No.56575031

>>56574955
lol wat? i don't remember the last time i was paid with a physical check. i've also been wageslaving for over a decade.

>> No.56575033

OMG ITS RED!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!@!

>> No.56575040

now that the bull trap is over we can finally dump this fake and gay market

catch you guys at 2800

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>>56575028
OK retarded Bobo, enjoy your little red day with crab. Is this the same anon that saw APPL be red and said it was going to make the whole market red and then it turned out the only thing red was APPL? I love that retard

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>>56575040

>> No.56575051

Not a bobo but yes I hedged with puts

>> No.56575056

Just a reminder that SPY gapped down to 430 in premarket this morning.

>> No.56575059

>>56575043
>>56575028
It's still up it's just not up as much.

>> No.56575070

>>56575056
My chart has it gaping up to the current price. Same thing last week.

>> No.56575077

>>56575059
Oh shit nevermind.

>> No.56575078

>>56575056
>>56575040
You guys are dumb as fuck when you start throwing around MUH LEVELS. One of the most inane aspects of the market, people literally moving millions of dollars around based on whether or not a line tongues the anus of another line regardless of anything happening in the real world.

>> No.56575087

>>56575078
Price aggregates and doesn't move you midwit. It does so according to some peculiarities.

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>>56574970
I used to work for a public university in Asia
they paid us once a month in CASH
it was sweet

>> No.56575092

>>56575078
It always makes me think because if everything were so deterministic, wouldn't the market be "solved" and not really be a thing?

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56575095

>VIX up
>VIX futures down
As it should be. VIX is to be shorted. VIX futures market maker paypigs must be punished

>> No.56575098

Bed bath & beyond did NOT go bankrupt
fake news

>> No.56575099

>>56573221
fugg muh dikkkkkk is that legendary lootz
captcha: k8owns
yep it's her

>> No.56575103

>>56575078
The line is an implicit description of people's beliefs.

>> No.56575106

>>56575078
ngmi

>> No.56575109

>>56575078
Price and time are the two most basic pieces of information about a stock.

>> No.56575114

>>56575078
Did you get around to making that pastebin? No rush

>> No.56575115

>>56575078
there are patterns in psychology anon. EarthShatneringI know.

>> No.56575117

>>56574992
It's probably a "just in case" thing, don't worry about it.

>> No.56575119

>>56575092
Yeah that's why the market literally only ever goes up over time, and days like this where people are selling for literally no apparent reason objectively prevent it from continuing to go up

>> No.56575126

>>56575114
Haha no that isn't me.
I started working on it but got caught up in a lot of work I had to do over the weekend
will post it when I get a chance

>> No.56575129

>>56575115
>>56575114
>>56575109
>>56575106
>>56575103
Lmao look at all the butthurt astrologists immediately clamoring to defend their religion

>> No.56575130

>>56575126
No sweat. Take your time

>> No.56575133

>>56575119
>Production in publicly traded companies monotonically increases

>> No.56575134
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56575134

The worst thing about getting calls assigned is having to wait for the cash to become available so that I can start writing puts.

>> No.56575142
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>>56575115
>psychology

sure you can call it whatever you want. As long as he concedes to his lapse of perception.

>> No.56575143

>vix goes up
>svix also goes up
How does this work? Also did SVIX anon cash out?

>> No.56575148

>>56575129
I'm not a TA guy but securities markets aren't pure random walks, they have more autocoralation than those.

>> No.56575150

>>56575142
I could trade that chart and make billions

>> No.56575152

>>56575129
>chart astrologers - 1
>you - 0
We're winning by the way

>> No.56575153

OH SHIT IT'S ON BOYS!!!
>>>/pol/447768017

>> No.56575157

>>56575143
>One will win
>One will lose
>Everyone trading leveraged ETFs just sing the blues

>> No.56575169

>>56575153
>Zero sources
I know this isn't your first time on /pol/.

>> No.56575171

>>56575153
Well if that's true I should have slurped more friday

>> No.56575175

Why are crab days so gay
It's mumu this bobo that
At this point I'd rather be reading what you guys ate for lunch than the constant back and forth

>> No.56575176

>>56575153
>market not in the shitter
doubt

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>>56575153
It always is

>> No.56575178

>>56575153
Baggie just shut up and stop being such a faggot

>> No.56575187

>>56575169
The happenings happen first and then you get the sources later. By the time the sources come out the algos pick them up and sell everything before you can react.

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>>56575143
SVIX is based on a 30 day constant maturity of the front two vix futures contracts. VIX futures are down today cuz VIX futures market makers never get to cum
More seriously, in pic related, the bottom horizontal green line is spot VIX and the blue line is the futures contracts. The first 2 dots on the blue line is SVIX. If the blue line is above the green line then SVIX (VIX futures) will more likely go up in price on that day even if the green line (spot VIX) moves the "wrong" way
This is elementary btw. If you want to dabble with VIX shorting you need to familiarize yourself with this lest you get rekt eventually

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>>56575175
crab days are fucking boring. Also I will be finishing off the beef barley stew my wife made, pair it with a fine coke zero I think.

>> No.56575212

>>56575187
According to /pol/ China has invaded Taiwan at least once a month for the past few years.

>> No.56575220

>>56575187
Baggie why even larp? We can all check oil futures and see you are full of shit.

>> No.56575223

>>56575187
Shut up you retard, you probably made that post you false flagging jew. I wish hamas would kill you or if the holocaust begins again they gas you first.

>> No.56575228

>>56575197
434 puts were under priced this morning and I bought some.

>> No.56575230

>>56574992
I don’t know what this means

>> No.56575231

Italian bonds yielding near 5%. Should I partake?

>one of the oldest countries in the universe
>roman roots
>easily flip sides in world wars
>4th largest GDP in Europe despite only working 5 hours per day

>> No.56575237

>>56575150
anon, you know that is just linear regression / mean reversion right?

>> No.56575246

>>56575231
Lol it's full of Africans. This is like buying Egypt a few hundred years ago.

>> No.56575253

>>56575195
To add, VIX futures contracts converge with spot VIX upon expiration and spot VIX is usually lower than than the futures so the latter are naturally pulled downward over time. When the market starts really dumping spot VIX starts to rise really quickly and can go above the price of the futures contracts causing futures to rise also. Look up VIX term structure contango and backwardation for more details. The whole concept can be understood in 30 good minutes of study and thinking it through

>> No.56575260

>>56575231
>buying italian bonds
Hey, I think I remember this one. LTCM, is that you?

>> No.56575266

>>56575237
the post was in jest my good man

>> No.56575270

>>56575049
They stopped selling petite coronas in the US after this testimony

Captcha: WAMKTS

>> No.56575271

I'm having an enormously hard time not buying leaps. I got smoked last time I tried but I love them in theory.

>> No.56575276

>>56575230
it means JPM is going bankrupt on the verge of insolvency

>> No.56575279

>>56575271
You have to pay attention to the macro when you do that. Now is pretty much the worst time.

>> No.56575282
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56575282

.........what the fuck is happening

>> No.56575286

>>56573657
No indicators works.
If you give money to scammers they steal your money.
Always invest in a good business.
If the price of the stock rises more than what the dividend will pay, then you can sell SOME stocks.

The benefit of a good company is worth something.

>> No.56575292

>>56575282
Reverse Santa rally.

>> No.56575302
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56575302

>>56575282
The market is healing.

>> No.56575305
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Baking...

>> No.56575306

Bump

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56575309

>technicals dont work
>why are we dumping?

>> No.56575314

If my puts go ITM I'm buying ice cream and maybe going to Hooters.

>> No.56575319

There are people ITT that don’t think that participants perceptions of the market don’t impact the market on a fundamental basis

>> No.56575327

>>56575282
Utter shit volume. People hanging back on the Monday after a crazy pump.

>>56575309
Muh levels aren't "technicals", that's just "it was here last week so if it goes below here today it's definitely going to dump to this other number we picked 6 weeks ago and if it goes past that the entire global economy will collapse!!!!1!!"

>> No.56575328

>>56575305
>>56575314
Same

>> No.56575343
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56575343

OK BUT WHERE IS THE BAKER

>> No.56575346

Well it looks like I'm going to hooters tonight.

>> No.56575352

>>56575327
just because you can't read doesn't mean it doesn't work. the sun is still there when you can't see it at night anon.

>> No.56575360

Has anyone heard from NATGASanon? I’m worried about him

>> No.56575364
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56575364

>>56575346
>hooters instead of twin peaks
Ngmi

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56575366

>>56575343
HE'S WITH THE CANDLESTICK MAKER

>> No.56575368

I think it's fair to say that if there is a line watched by a lot of traders, when the stock gets close to that line or gets close to a spot on the chart that technical traders would agree looks like "support" or "resistance" then those traders will perceive the risk of a reversal might be imminent. Since heightened perception of risk (sentiment) drives markets in the short term more than anything else it is reasonable to say technical line drawing does matter. It's not that the lines themselves cause the market to move. That's astrology. It's peoples' perception of the importance of the lines and how it relates to risk that cause the people themselves to trade in a way that lends importance to the lines. In short the lines do matter
Thanks for reading my blog

>> No.56575372

>>56575231
>one of the oldest countries in the universe
>roman roots
>easily flip sides in world wars
Why not Romanian bonds, it checks most of those criteria too.

>> No.56575377

>>56575343
I just saw him, He was with Jeffrey Epstein working behind the scenes to rig the 2024 election.

>> No.56575379

>>56575364
Look the only time I've been to one of these boob restaurants was when I did delivery in college.

>> No.56575380

I just hope BANG BANG BANG anon is alright.

>> No.56575384

>>56575366
>/smg/ baker got turnt out
this fucking sex positive gay shit has gone too G'DAM FAR

>> No.56575387

>>56575372
>loaning money to ROMANIANS

>> No.56575389

is market kil again

>> No.56575395

>>56575368
All you're saying is that speculators pick essentially random numbers as "support" or "resistance" and then decide to buy and sell based on that. It's completely self fulfilling nonsense.

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>>56575366
WE'RE SWEATING SO MUCH WE'RE GONNA FLOOD THE TRADING FLOOR

>> No.56575402

>>56575395
>It's completely self fulfilling
You're starting to get it, anon

>> No.56575404

>>56575389
Works on my machine

>> No.56575408

>>56575402
Yeah and my point is that line only ever actually goes up, and the only thing keeping it from going up on days like this is complete retards essentially reading tea leaves

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Markets selling off on increased volume. You hate to see it.

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>>56575389
Spent the last 20 minutes shitposting on /pol/ and then came back, what the fuck happened?

>> No.56575415

>>56575395
No the point is that large players have fundamental views on equities and buy and sell once the price hits their predefined levels which creates trends, support, and resistance. One trader didn’t randomly draw a line on a graph without doing research and everyone decided to play along for no reason

>> No.56575417

>>56575408
Or you know, that whole Chinese civil war.

>> No.56575418

>>56573221
>>56573244
god i wish my balls were that golfball

>> No.56575423

There is another smg
Can't be bothered to link here

>> No.56575425

>>56575408
You know with the way IQ works, while you may be statistically more likely to suffer hardship during your lifetime, in some ways you're better off because you won't be able to feel the suffering as acutely.

>> No.56575426

>>56575408
Lines go down because Panglossian retards like you think it only goes one way which eventually pushes forward returns down to unsustainable levels causing the line to go down. This is how TA works

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>>56575419
>>56575419
There I baked

>> No.56575447

>>56575408
>>56575426
Youre unwittingly demonstrating how TA has some diagnostic value

>> No.56575450

>>56575408
Yes, in the long term line usually go up. At least the indexes do. 75% of common stocks end up going to zero in the long term, don't forget that so "line go up" is not an iron law. Traders who aren't good at reading the tea leaves do better ignoring it all and finding some other way to get in and not puke on a drawdown. Nothing wrong with that. I'm a tea leaf reader hence why I got in on SVIX at the bottom of this recent dump. Not everybody can do that, it's cool

>> No.56575453

>>56575417
Shut the fuck up faggot with your fake happening. The only civil war happening in China would be on the Mainland because Xi Jinping is a moron.

>> No.56575471

>>56575450
You should expect all stocks to go to zero in the limit. That's what makes the indices so great.

>> No.56575511

>>56575453
If you have some alternative facts that show China is not currently in a state of civil war between the Twink faction and the mainland Chink faction feel free to post them. People are wondering why the market is down and I'm just letting them know what's going on.

>> No.56575587

>>56575511
post the earnings for this week faggy

>> No.56575918

>>56574793
I have parental issues?
How much per issue?

>> No.56576509

DAL - Delta Airlines is strong fucking buy. holy shit when earnings come out after first real post COVID holiday it's going to be unreal spring 2024. Ez 60% bump.