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56563743 No.56563743 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>tell family about link early
>most of them buy and make a lot of profit
>dad decides he is smarter
>100x leverage on some random coin because he heard "a signal" from a youtube channel
>gets liquidated for $1k
>keeps buying random shitcoins because he can get a lot of tokens (can't into percentages)
>a few months later he goes all in with $4k on a shitcoin called alchemy pay
>makes $250 profit and can't stop talking about it on family meetings
>thinks he is now a TA genius

How can I persuade him to stop gambling?

>> No.56563762

>>56563743
>Make your own coin
>somehow drop him bread crumbs to invest
>once he’s all in rug the fuck out of him
>buy a small boat and inviting him fishing to make him feel better
> make him lock eyes and say “Look at me, I am the captain now”
>let him know you rugged him
The humiliation should be so overwhelming he leaves crypto forever

>> No.56563771

>>56563762
My fucking sides kek