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How do I turn $500 into 5k by Christmas so I can buy some nice presents?

>> No.56563463
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>>56563456

Harness the power of Noel and meet the Gingerbread Man. He will guide you to the answers you seek.

>> No.56563466

I'm being 100% serious, anon. If you want to be rich, buy the dip on Spurdo. spurdo.com is the site. This is a generational opportunity to make it.

>> No.56563467

>>56563466
One time only.

>> No.56563471

why are asians so fucking hideous

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>>56563466
wagmi spurdobro
>>56563471
have sex

>> No.56563655

>>56563456
>gamble $500 to buy presents
Kys faggot. You will always be poor as shit

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>>56563456
I turn $50 into $800 in 7 days and lost it all in less than 10 min. play blackjack when I'm bored.kek

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>>56563456
and here I am still wondering if it's a good idea to buy $TROLL presales
maybe I will take advantage of this and just use that to buy even a ps5 lmao