/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56559342]

Hijacked Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56554705

[Anonymous No.56559374]

HYT

[Anonymous No.56559389]

how is this not trolling, jannies

[Anonymous No.56559408]

>>56559389
It's the troll from GME, he's done it bdfore trying to get people to go harrass the baggies.

[Anonymous No.56559443]

the week is now over
and it's been a mixed bag
but i made some money
so don't call me a fag

[Anonymous No.56559463]

Short opportunity with Disney. The Marvels releasing next week and expected sales are below The Flash which bombed, also people are getting superhero fatigue with all these shows and movies that they can't keep up with.

[Anonymous No.56559467]

>>56559429
Hier ist meine Antwort, du Deutscher penner. Du kannst mich am Arsch lecken. Eines Tages werden wir Schweizer das Land im Norden übernehmen, das uns gehört.

[Anonymous No.56559513]

[Anonymous No.56559520]

>>56559463
only tolerable pieces of media from disney in recent years were the new indiana jones which featured him punching nazis (only just passing the lowest bar), loki tv show, Andor, and the owl house but they lose this one because they canceled it prematurely

[Anonymous No.56559522]

>>56559520
All of those were shit, especially Loki.

[Anonymous No.56559524]

>>56559520
Pure steaming (streaming?) shit

[Anonymous No.56559526]

>>56559443
>Down 3% on the week

[Anonymous No.56559536]

>>56559526
.......how?
I'm up over 3% just since Wednesday
Are you a bobo?

[Anonymous No.56559545]

>>56559536
Nah, just got smoked on a couple earnings plays while uranium and crypto have crabbed.

[Anonymous No.56559576]

>everyone becomes aware of gravity of situation
>large short positioning in both stocks and bonds
>MM: oh shit, we can't let them profit
>MM: rally markets, rally markets
>self-reinforcing feedback loop, rally chasers, shorts squeezed
>irrational euphoria saves MM skin
>"phew, that was a close one"
>"okay, now we shook the tree, shook out the weak hands"
>we also got to sell our underwater positions for a lot higher to dumb FOMO buyers
>oh.. but these flows changed nothing about the fundamentals..
>oh.. but these flows didn't stop more bank failures..
>oh... but these flows were just that.. flows..

[Anonymous No.56559588]

>>56559545
All you have to do is buy NATGAS low and sell NATGAS high. Stop being a nigger.

[Anonymous No.56559612]

>google is a 1.6 trillion dollar tech company with the brightest and most intelligent software engineers from top universities like stanford and other elite computer science program graduates that cannot solve the problem of neckbeards on /g/ bypassing their ads on youtube and getting access to a costly to run video serving website for free

Imagine investing in a company with a board of shareholders and executives that might as well be internet chat board janitors.

[Anonymous No.56559620]

Hmm; 2008 - typical month at KR or WMT for groceries $200.00. 2023 - typical monthly grocery bill at KR or WMT $600.00. 2040 - typical grocery bill 1 month at KR or WMT - $1000.00. By uh I guess 2083 if I live that long I'll be forking out 2,000 a month for food..Depressing isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56559623]

>>56559467
Du wohnst doch nichtmal in der Schweiz. Du bist ein Vaterlandsverräter der jetzt auf Ami macht und seine Heimat in den Dreck zieht. Niemand vermisst dich.

[Anonymous No.56559636]

>>56559588
You can't even define what high and low are, Natgas Nigger Nate.

[Anonymous No.56559643]

>>56559463
>>56559520
priced in

[Anonymous No.56559644]

>>56559620
Largely due to lazy tax parasites like yourself, divvyboomer.

[Anonymous No.56559658]

>>56559636
You just have to always watch it and know where you are on the 3 month chart and within the forward futures curve to get at least a decent idea of where to start DCAing and what size injections to make into the position at any given point while awaiting the next rip. Then once Winter peak is reached start shifting this same principle towards KOLD until it bottoms again in Spring.

[Anonymous No.56559668]

>>56559643
>prompt: Elvis Presley as an anorexic troon in a bikini

[Anonymous No.56559670]

>>56559658
There you go. I ask a simple question and you spout off Talmudic nonsense.

[Anonymous No.56559678]

>>56559670
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.56559680]

>>56559668
this semen demon angers the manchild fanboy

[Anonymous No.56559707]

>>56559643
>>56559680
looks like she needs a burger

[Anonymous No.56559712]

>>56559623
Lüg nicht, Sie würden nicht für Ihr Land sterben. Nicht in dem Zustand dem es ist. Welchen Unterschied macht das alles?

[Anonymous No.56559746]

Was playing poker and listening to music. This song came up. I think it represents baggot appropriately. I think a lot of the hate baggot gets is just good ol' fashioned antisemitism. People here need to respect him a little more. He is a Jewish entrepreneur. Israel needs your support and baggot does too. Consider this before you hit that post button on your hateful comment...

[Anonymous No.56559758]

Fucking hate the weekend just want my TUP squeeze fuck wagies and their days off

[Anonymous No.56559762]

>>56559746
>forgot to link the song
kys

[Anonymous No.56559766]

>>56559762
Just a test chud. Thankfully you passed.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xgANjuSHDBc&si=6hPgFXX8j5iQxXhz

[Anonymous No.56559796]

>>56559766
>30 whole seconds of cheering
kys

[Anonymous No.56559810]

>>56559746
Do you hold any shares of EIS?

[Anonymous No.56559819]

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mortgage-rates-dropping-fast-shock-220111915.html
hike by 100 bepises

[Anonymous No.56559821]

it appears i offended a manchild fanboy janny. janny, the key to investing is to remove your emotions and personal biases

[Anonymous No.56559822]

>>56559766
Hey ah na na, bear market is over
Hey ah na na, over
Hey ah na na, portfolio is broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE
Hey ah na na, broken
Hey ah na na, puts are worthless
Hey ah na na, worthless
Hey ah na na, my money is stolen
Hey ah na na, stolen

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, I won't short tomorrow
Hey ah na na, tomorrow
Hey ah na na, I suspend the shares I borrow
Hey ah na na, borrow, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, my net worth has fallen
Hey ah na na, fallen
Hey ah na na, don't recommend you leverage short
Hey ah na na, short, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

[Anonymous No.56559823]

>>56559796
>Doesn't appreciate AoC love
I swear to Christ if I could bring you to my home, create a live stream just for /smg/, and destroy your bussy on camera, I'd empty my bank account and be homeless for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.56559839]

>>56559766
Hey ah na na, bear market is over
Hey ah na na, over
Hey ah na na, portfolio is broken
Hey ah na na, broken
Hey ah na na, puts are worthless
Hey ah na na, worthless
Hey ah na na, my money is stolen
Hey ah na na, stolen

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, I won't short tomorrow
Hey ah na na, tomorrow
Hey ah na na, I suspend the shares I borrow
Hey ah na na, borrow, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, my net worth has fallen
Hey ah na na, fallen
Hey ah na na, don't recommend you leverage short
Hey ah na na, short, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE

[Anonymous No.56559841]

>>56559823
Will you be doing an update video to comment on the new bull market?

[Anonymous No.56559847]

I'd take a whole thread full of /smg/ namefaggots just to get rid of rocker

[Anonymous No.56559858]

>>56559839
>>56559847
please do the needful and kys you are self

[Anonymous No.56559859]

>>56559841
I'm currently working 7 day weeks so i doubt it. You send me something you've smashed in an autistic rage. I'll try and find time.

[Anonymous No.56559869]

>>56559858
Imbecile bear detected.

[Anonymous No.56559881]

does anybody have the pink wojak with his chin resting on his hand staring at the camera pov

[Anonymous No.56559882]

>>56559859
"Her" friend is much hotter just saying.

[Anonymous No.56559894]

>>56559847
Sadly for you I am eternal in this general. I come and go, but at the end of the day I will always be the best trader in /smg/ in past, present, and future. That's just the way it is.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrayvTDQKg&si=vZXnSZ_wMq13HXsY

[Anonymous No.56559903]

>>56559869
>>56559882
The more glowniggers I see posting in /smg/, the more anti-draft flyers I post at local colleges and high schools.

[Anonymous No.56559907]

>>56559894
I miss the smg updates. Good old days...

[Anonymous No.56559917]

>>56559907
1 post = 1 anti-draft flyer

[Anonymous No.56559919]

>>56559903
Meds brother.

[Anonymous No.56559936]

>>56559919
You're faking your filenames, glownigger. That's one more anti-draft flyer posted to the community college.

[Anonymous No.56559942]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56559944]

>>56559903
doing God's work

[Anonymous No.56559955]

>>56559936
Brother take your meds there is no glowniggers posting a HR hottie of a polish company on a Saturday night.

[Anonymous No.56559967]

>>56559955
I would be fine with my tax dollars going towards inane thirst posting across the internet

[Anonymous No.56559970]

>>56559907
The updates will be back, just be patient. Honestly, Layne Staley poster is the only one that truly belongs here.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHwwFjkzBk&si=RH8tWtOv_MxTT7tg

[Anonymous No.56559977]

>>56559955
You post the same inorganic image packs with incorrect filenames that don't make sense, because you're trying to blend in. You're also the tayposter glownigger. That's another anti-draft flyer at the city park, btw.

[Anonymous No.56559987]

>>56559955
She's the CEO now. Dubs checked.

[Anonymous No.56559990]

>>56559967
It's not the worst thing they could spend our money on.

[Anonymous No.56559998]

>>56559977
Tay poster is NOT a glowie.

[Anonymous No.56560005]

>>56559987
well that shit's doomed, then

[Anonymous No.56560030]

PLTR will make a new batch of millionaires, after some dd theres no way in hell this doesnt hit 500b mcap in the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.56560048]

>>56559970
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uJoLJJP70
>>56559987
>She's the CEO now.
Bruv you made me check lmfao.
>>56559998
I love her so much...

[Anonymous No.56560063]

>>56560048
Again, your filename is wrong, glownigger. That's one more anti-draft flyer.

[Anonymous No.56560077]

>>56560063
Here this one's right.

[Anonymous No.56560125]

>>56560077
If 200 people a day wall by each flyer, and half of those people stop to read it, and another 25% of those people decide to take action based on what they read, that's 25 people per day per flyer that I opted out of the draft. If each flyer has a lifespan of about 7 days, and you make an average of 50 posts per day, that's 250 flyers in active circulation at any given time, or 8,750 fewer draftees per day. If you continue posting for the next six months (180 days), that will be 1.58 million fewer people who will comply with the draft, all because you decided to shit up /smg/. Your move.

[Anonymous No.56560126]

[Anonymous No.56560127]

Brothers buy PYPL, BABA, JD, ORLEN you'll thank me later.

[Anonymous No.56560134]

>>56560125
*walk

[Anonymous No.56560142]

>>56560125
I'm fine with that, please do as you say.

[Anonymous No.56560164]

>job market is shit except mcdonalds and walshart
>GDP is completely made up
>inflation far higher than reported
>housing still going up
>corporations still beating earnings
>banks still going down
>2 ongoing wars
>consumer spending propped up by credit card debt
when the FUCK is this utterly fraudulent market crashing?

[Anonymous No.56560173]

Doctors killing people with ventilators bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56560176]

>>56560164
The market already crashed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Wi0m5qPMc

[Anonymous No.56560180]

Anyone remember that episode of Arthur where there is a crossover with the Sopranos family and they rape Marina after debt trapping her parents and they commit suicide? I thought it was a heavy but appropriate topic to cover with kids.

[Anonymous No.56560184]

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh they come to sniff his busssssssasyyyy OH YEEAAHHHH

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_SZzujis0Po&si=dk_LZkHCsN--TjBe

[Anonymous No.56560205]

>>56559520
My testosterone levels dropped while reading this. I gotta do more dips now.

[Anonymous No.56560207]

>>56560184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFSAvTwnb0
Market going up financially speaking janny.

[Anonymous No.56560211]

>>56559970
I sure hope so. I spent about $300 from my RYCEY gains in that last Lego build just to call you out and get you behind the camera again.

[Anonymous No.56560219]

>>56559526
>waits on the same as it ever was guy

[Anonymous No.56560253]

>>56559576
Derivatives have a new roll since 0dte everyday I swear to god. Look at volume on derivatives

[Anonymous No.56560260]

GME and anime is gay

[Anonymous No.56560262]

Grab a Bobo
Heem a Bobo
Spin a Bobo
Yeet a Bobo

[Anonymous No.56560263]

>>56559576
>>56560253
>Role*

[Anonymous No.56560301]

fug

[Anonymous No.56560325]

Oh my god

[Anonymous No.56560339]

>>56560325
Not gonna happen buddy. We are gonna pullback and then rip higher don't get too excited.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTOZ4snT7Sg

[Anonymous No.56560340]

>>56560164
it's all been priced in.

[Anonymous No.56560344]

>>56560325
Jannies delete this

[Anonymous No.56560352]

>>56560164
>when the FUCK is this utterly fraudulent market crashing?
lmao he thinks he's michael burry?
get him mumubros!!

[Anonymous No.56560367]

>>56560325
I guess I'll be the one to point out the 2023 graph is 5 green days

[Anonymous No.56560374]

>>56560352
dilbertman was unironically correct
only option is to move away from blacks

[Anonymous No.56560375]

>>56560352
What the fuck is the story here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ztdtvXmrFc

[Anonymous No.56560399]

>>56560375
he had some nice sneakers
buy NKE

[Anonymous No.56560411]

Fuck

[Anonymous No.56560416]

>>56560325
OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT THING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
AAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.56560419]

>>56560375
Socioeconomic deprivation after decades of the government gaslighting them, destroying their assimilated cultures, and then psyoppimg them to the prevent the serfs from guillotining Wall Street and the executive branch of the government circa 2008. Thanks Obama, smith Bundt act, Alexander Hamilton, Woodrow Wilson, Henry Kissinger, Ronald Reagan, both bushes, and so many others.

[Anonymous No.56560421]

>>56560411
how do i make money?

[Anonymous No.56560420]

>>56560367
its a 5 sigma event, literally never happened before

[Anonymous No.56560433]

>>56560411
what about 1994? hm

[Anonymous No.56560434]

Did an evening KR run. Naturally the only lanes open were the self scan type. But hey I used that to my advantage. To babe watch. The girl in front of me, her jeans must've been sprayed on, cause those ass cheeks were nice and round and not a hint of any fat at all. The rest of the body wasn't bad either.

[Anonymous No.56560464]

>>56560411
That's why that bank in Iowa just went under this weekend. Too many trucking loans.

[Anonymous No.56560483]

>>56560325
Now this is TA I can get behind
See everyone at 3.6k

[Anonymous No.56560488]

>>56560411

[Anonymous No.56560503]

>>56560488
Data anomalies, this time is more like the recessions.

[Anonymous No.56560514]

Irrespective of the fake rally continuation on Friday, the outflow from Nasdaq was $4.32B, one of the highest in the past several weeks. Hope you all understand what that means. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.56560515]

>>56560325
Sigh I guess I'll just have to look at a point in the chart to support a bullish thesis. Not like you retards care about anything that doesn't already support your foregone conclusions.

[Anonymous No.56560519]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56560524]

>>56560411
Game of trades lmao. Next you’ll be doing zerohedge and alex Jones.

[Anonymous No.56560525]

>>56560514
It means QQQ puts.

[Anonymous No.56560547]

>>56560419
>smith Bundt act
Mundt

[Anonymous No.56560558]

You’re on my mind all the time
You’re on my mind all the time
I wanna tell you but I’m
I wanna tell you but I’m
Super shy, super shy
Super shy, super shy

And I wanna go out with you
And I wanna go out with you
Where you wanna go? (Huh?)
Where you wanna go? (Huh?)

[Anonymous No.56560581]

>>56560515
tom lee already has that covered for you retard

[Anonymous No.56560633]

>>56560514
outflow? wouldnt that be equal to the inflow

[Anonymous No.56560634]

You will never be a hedge fund manager. You have no money, you have no connections, you have no intelligence. You are human cattle twisted by a cheap degree into a crude mockery of economic perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your employers laugh at you. Your parents are disappointed in you, your "friends" mock your obsession with imaginary internet money.

Successful people are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of economic prosperity have allowed the financially superior to sniff out useful idiots with incredible efficiency. Even crypto millionaires who "pass" behave in a way uncanny and unnatural to those who've earned their wealth. Your receding hairline is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a recruiter for an interview, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your desperation.

You will never be successful. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself today is the day, but deep inside you feel the hopelessness creeping up like a weed, ready to pull you into the abyss of poverty.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll get another massive student loan, pool it with your meager life savings, and spend it all on Bitcoin. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to hold on to hope. They'll watch as your investment loses money day by day, and they will die without ever knowing the taste of success. Every person you encounter for the rest of your life will know you are a failure. Your drive to succeed will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your future is 80 hours a week for the rest of your life.

This is your fate. You never had a choice. The was no hope from the start.

[Anonymous No.56560648]

>>56560547
>Autocorrect

[Anonymous No.56560653]

>>56560419
How did you listen all those names and forget to add Satan?

[Anonymous No.56560663]

>finally leave the city after graduating college
>was raised here and never left
>looking for apartments in red states since I'm remote
>rent for a 7 bedroom apartment is barely $700
>in a town with no crime
>and 98% white
I understand

[Anonymous No.56560667]

>>56560663
im retarded as fuck meant 2 bedroom apartment

[Anonymous No.56560725]

>>56560164
My best guess its propped up by insane amounts of government spending.
There hasnt been balanced budget for over 20 years
This year alone around a 2 trillion deficit

[Anonymous No.56560751]

Are these faggots talking about stoch rsi or just normal rsi

[Anonymous No.56560755]

>>56560725
Apparently there was a surplus in 2007, exception to the rule

[Anonymous No.56560800]

[Anonymous No.56560805]

>Weekend Wall Street futures

[Anonymous No.56560810]

>>56560164
net white employment being negative since biden took office is a little black pilling

[Anonymous No.56560817]

>>56560751
It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.56560853]

Brainlet here, what's the best option for long term success, parking my savings in increments of $1000 a week into the "magnificent 7" stocks or an S&P ETF

[Anonymous No.56560860]

>>56560853
only way to make it is to find beaten down firms that will recover and buy leaps

[Anonymous No.56560867]

>>56560853
>>56560860
$1000 a week into SOXL

[Anonymous No.56560869]

>>56560853
getting a job

[Anonymous No.56560870]

>>56560164
We're coming to the end of it now. Bidens pissed off too many countries/people to negotiate out of this. They will have to either cut spending(never lol) or levy more taxes(remember the 75,000 new agents?). Expect:
>higher corpo tax rate
>windfall taxes
>taxes in general

[Anonymous No.56560876]

>>56559545
URANIUM KINGS will inherit the EARTH.
uranium is a long term hold, buy and forget ?

[Anonymous No.56560885]

>>56560853
>"magnificent 7"
Called FAGMANN round these parts fren.

[Anonymous No.56560890]

>>56560663
It's mad comfy. Bought a huge place during covid in a fly over, also remote.

[Anonymous No.56560892]

>>56560885
You're forgetting Tesla. It's FAGTMAN.

[Anonymous No.56560904]

>>56560725
It's worse than that, the interest costs more than the debt. We have to cut HARD to get it under control, and it will take years to do it.

[Anonymous No.56560911]

>>56560892
That leaves out NVDA though

[Anonymous No.56560926]

>>56560869
I've got one. I don't know what do with money I have saved.

[Anonymous No.56560927]

>>56560911
Facebook
Apple
Google
Tesla
Microsoft
Amazon
Nvidia

Seven big, gay stocks.

[Anonymous No.56560936]

>>56560927
Thought the last n was NFLX

[Anonymous No.56560941]

Great so the next narrative that bears are going to furiously masturbate over is "the Fed HAS to do another rate hike in December because they just HAVE TO!!!!". Every fucking month it's some new bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56560954]

>>56560926
If you need it in the next 1-2 years put it in a savings account, CD, money market, or bond. If you don't then put it in SPY. If you want to do better than that you'll have to actually learn something.

[Anonymous No.56560962]

>>56560867
This is the only acceptable answer

[Anonymous No.56560963]

>>56560941
wat
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>525-550 (Current) 95.2%
if this was your first time ever visiting the above website.. lurk moar

[Anonymous No.56561048]

>>56560963
I'm just starting to see it mentioned in the mainstream beartard doomer articles. No doubt they're going to whip up some stupid rate hike fud, every single piece of data will be twisted into some reason the Fed simply MUST hike

[Anonymous No.56561103]

>>56560853
Lrn2NATGAS
>Brainlet here
nm, what you're going to need to do is get a Fidelity account and put all of your capital into it and let it immediately start getting 4.99% APR paid out weekly for compounding (you're earning the 4.99 on the payouts too, once it is added to your stack), and set it to automatically incrementally invest injections into the Fidelity Fund mutual fund at whatever amounts and intervals you can afford without going in too heavily here at what might be near the top of a good sized crash. For example, $100 every Monday or every other Monday, something like that. This will DCA (Dollar Cost Average) you into it over time according to the system more or less invented by Jack Bogle of Vanguard. Be very cautious here, there are niggers.

[Anonymous No.56561147]

>>56559942
>Mott Capital Management
Have they ever said a single bullish thing ever? Not that I'm bullish right now but it's hard to take literal permabears seriously

[Anonymous No.56561165]

>>56560751
The pink man should also have "SOXL"

[Anonymous No.56561176]

Who else thinks SOXL could be 50+ this time next year? Let's see a show of hands

[Anonymous No.56561190]

>>56561176
ive never heard something shilled this much on smg in all my years and known so little about it

[Anonymous No.56561192]

>>56561176
*raises paw*

[Anonymous No.56561198]

>>56559576
Paging Mr soros

[Anonymous No.56561199]

>>56561190
If you know nothing about SOXL but you've been here for years, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.56561209]

>>56560030
The pure defense contractors don’t have a combined mkt cap of $500b

[Anonymous No.56561219]

>>56560433
I’d imagine that was a teamster union dispute which is why it was so sharp

[Anonymous No.56561241]

>>56561190
You watch your mouth, SOXL is pure

[Anonymous No.56561266]

>>56561165
The pink man should *only* have BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

[Anonymous No.56561274]

Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.56561289]

>>56559894
Where is the update?

[Anonymous No.56561290]

>>56561190
>I have been years
Liar

[Anonymous No.56561295]

Isn't there a movie night tonight?

[Anonymous No.56561300]

>>56561176
Yeah of course. David Soxl told me so.

[Anonymous No.56561303]

>>56561199
would occasionally see people losing like 19% on a day

[Anonymous No.56561309]

>>56561295
Dude it's hosted by a faggot so who cares. I'm trying to figure out how I can host sopranos on cytube but it's got such an autistic set up.

[Anonymous No.56561311]

>>56561303
Lol yeah how about the ones who are up 200-300% after buying when it was under $7 last year

[Anonymous No.56561321]

>>56561311
SOXL haters have to ignore this.

[Anonymous No.56561326]

Are no-SOXLers even human at this point?
Also >futures

[Anonymous No.56561337]

>>56561321
Bears have literally no concept of time outside of six week spans, tops

[Anonymous No.56561339]

>>56561103
Thanks for the suggestion Anon

[Anonymous No.56561341]

>>56561326
This might have convinced me to finally buy in. I think NO BOILers are NIGGERS but I also want to be human and have no SOXL. I do know that all that semi use will drive NATGAS demand too.

[Anonymous No.56561408]

>>56479499
Update. I'm 33 years old and lost my virginity to a 23 year old poly zoomer coworker. I'm one of her playmates now. She has a genetic disorder that makes her insensitive to certain types of pain and enjoy other types of pain. She forced me to create a FetLife account and she's into pretty much every kink imaginable because of her disorder and history of childhood trauma. Also I learned that there is considerable overlap between the cybersecurity community and the kink community and there was apparently this whole underground kink thing among some of my coworkers this whole time. If I don't post here anymore it's because I made it and left humanity behind.

[Anonymous No.56561415]

I am betting that her BOIL average is $57.

[Anonymous No.56561426]

>>56561408
Also pretty much everyone in the kink community has ADHD and/or autism why is why I instantly vibe with them and get along so well. Sensation-seeking behavior is a symptom of ADHD.

[Anonymous No.56561433]

>>56561408
Oh yeah and she asked me to move in with her and be a "nesting partner".

[Anonymous No.56561443]

>>56561408
>>56561433
Congrats for losing your virginity anon, its time to bail on this relationship before you ruin your life doing something stupid.

[Anonymous No.56561454]

>>56561408
>Also I learned that there is considerable overlap between the cybersecurity community and the kink community
This makes the idea of having a manipulative glowie GF much less appealing...

Nonetheless. congrats on having sex. you damn normie.

[Anonymous No.56561463]

>>56561408
Trauma trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV7c5upi9QU

[Anonymous No.56561474]

>>56561408
How did I get banned for two days for posting some question about my gf, but this is fine?? I'm happy for you bro but the rule enforcement feels arbitrary as fuck

[Anonymous No.56561478]

Yep, this is exactly what is building on to the one that has been running for just over 1 year now. The final HOOK is about to be set.

[Anonymous No.56561486]

>>56561474
How nu r u.

[Anonymous No.56561488]

Black Swan Black Swan, Flying high,
In the markets of the kike,
What beheeming fud or lie,
Could trip thy frightful circuitry?

All the market sells and buys,
Yet you determine when it dies?
Can they see that things are dire?
Will the Fed, dare draw thy ire?

Head and shoulder, gaps and bart
Does it matter what we chart?
Even if the earnings beat,
This the peak? And bankers leap?

Start the fire, post the Bane,
No survivors, on this plane?
Dust to dust, and ash to ash,
One last final market crash?

When the bulls die with the bears
Endless streams of wagie tears:
Did you smile your work to see?
Jannies clean it up for free?

Black Swan Black Swan, Flying high,
In the markets of the kike,
What beheeming fud or lie,
Dare trip thy frightful circuitry?

[Anonymous No.56561492]

>>56561486
What do u mean

[Anonymous No.56561493]

Imagine being long in this shit show of a market. You've been warned

[Anonymous No.56561496]

>>56561474
Who said I wasn't getting banned? I get banned all the time. Off-topic posting is more tolerated on weekends thoughever.

[Anonymous No.56561506]

>>56559612
You can build almost anything in a weekend. Software companies are overpriced.

[Anonymous No.56561511]

I opened a bottle of Sauvignon blanc and made a packet of the good ramen for movie night

[Anonymous No.56561516]

>>56561488
>What beheeming fud or lie,
>Could trip thy frightful circuitry?
STOP ryhming in British I don't care if it was originally done by Shakespheare or whatever this is 2023 speak some DAMN English (American)

[Anonymous No.56561517]

>>56561474
If you aren't getting banned regularly you aren't shitposting hard enough

[Anonymous No.56561530]

>>56561516
American English is unironically the right English, non-rhotic British faggots are literally just faking it

[Anonymous No.56561537]

>>56561408
>>56561433
>>56561443
>>56561454
Good God, what the fuck? You freaks actually congratulate someone for this shit? I have never been more grateful to be an incel.

[Anonymous No.56561541]

>>56561517
This.

Who the fuck actually cares about getting banned still. Literally just lurk or go do other shit.

[Anonymous No.56561551]

>>56561516
Shakespeare's dialect actually doesn't resemble modern American OR British English, it's kind of it's own thing and even Brits don't pronounce the Y at the end of their words like eye.

[Anonymous No.56561554]

>>56561474
Yeah jannies are gay, you aren't cool unless you get banned regularly.

[Anonymous No.56561557]

>>56561537
At the end of the day, he had sex for free and (you) didn't. As long as he gets out of this experience alive (admittedly questionable from his description of the situation...) seems like a winning scenario.

[Anonymous No.56561568]

>>56561454
>This makes the idea of having a manipulative glowie GF much less appealing...
Infosec people are fucking retarded. Marrying one sounds insanely miserable.

[Anonymous No.56561569]

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Shin Gojira (2016)! It's technically not a horror filme so Spooktober is definitely for real over (for real)

[Anonymous No.56561570]

>>56561516
ok fine here have some american style poetry

Niggas iffy, uh, blacky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blacky, uh, stock, it lose fifty, uh
Swan Gang!

[Anonymous No.56561580]

>>56561572
Hahahahaha would ya look at that

[Anonymous No.56561588]

Okay I mean what the fuck, you have to delete every post in the thread practically if you aren't just arbitrarily applying the rules

Buy SOXL and win, simple as

[Anonymous No.56561593]

>>56561569
oh heck yes

[Anonymous No.56561600]

>>56561557
Sorry bro but I'm not feeling it
I will literally never have sex if that's the requisite circumstance and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.56561622]

>>56561570
kek! Can't deny it.

[Anonymous No.56561632]

>>56561569

[Anonymous No.56561633]

>>56561147
He called this week's rally based on oversold conditions
no one gets it all right, probably the best you could hope for from any one analyst is 60%

[Anonymous No.56561640]

>>56560653
If we list him then we must list Cain, Hillary Clinton, Carl Weiss and Saul inksy. I figured I’d lose the redditors if I went too deep I was gonna save that for the “switch” part.

[Anonymous No.56561667]

>>56561569
My spooky season usually lasts until mid-november, but that movie is nice too

[Anonymous No.56561686]

>>56561326
Talk about a retro pic. The girl don't look bad either. Not a tattoo or piercing (aside from ears?) in site.

[Anonymous No.56561716]

What games do you guys play to pass the time?
>also
Green or red next week? I need to know the consensus.

[Anonymous No.56561723]

>>56561716
consensus is green, therefore we go infrared

[Anonymous No.56561755]

>>56560411
I mean, just recently the banks like Wells Fargo, BofA, Chase and even shit like Truist and Amazon were having weird 'glitches' the past week...

I can totally see a BIG crash happen in the future. Not that 2 more weeks shit, but likely around 2024.

[Anonymous No.56561756]

>>56561716
Games are for kids. This is a boomer site now.

[Anonymous No.56561786]

>>56561716
Half life 2 was, is, and always will be the pinnacle of electronic gaming. Anything after is zoomer trash and anything before is just the prelude to its greatness. Stocks will continue the downward trend this week
>>56561686
>girl

[Anonymous No.56561810]

>>56561716
I mostly play MTG Arena, but I started playing Dead Cells again a few days ago
Also this week is gonna be slightly red and crabbish

[Anonymous No.56561960]

>>56560962
context of pic?

[Anonymous No.56561968]

>he thinks Monday will be green

[Anonymous No.56562044]

You guys way overcomplicate this shit. Short term moves in the market are a barometer of risk. Ask yourself, is anything happening that will increase the perception of risk. If so, expect the market to move down. Has anything happened that will alleviate risk? Market move up. When Russia attacked Ukraine in 2022 did that mean that suddenly sp500 earnings would go down? No, of course not or if so only in the most indirect and irrelevant way. But when the attack happened, that exact instant, the futures market plummeted. Why? Because the perception of risk greatly increased in that moment. When the treasury sold less long term bonds than expected this week the stock market mooned. Why? Because the perception of risk decreased significantly. Of course, long term rates makes borrowing cheaper so zombie shitcos get a temporary reprieve, yada yada yada. There's a rigorous narrative that can be post hoc applied to anything but the most useful heuristic is always risk. Does the market perceive more or less of it based on news item X? Trade accordingly

[Anonymous No.56562050]

>>56561716
Excel or TradingView mostly

[Anonymous No.56562076]

>>56562044
Cont.
BITO rallied significantly on the blackrock bitcoin etf rumor. Did the market pile into bitcoin futures because it thinks suddenly there will be a bunch more bitcoin hodlers buying shares of the ETF? Maybe, maybe not. The truth is when Blackrock, one of the largest asset holders in the world, and the SEC, the most antagonistic to crypto regulatory bodies in the world both sign off on bitcoin the perception of risk from the "asset" decreases significantly thus the rally. It all comes down to risk perception driving short term price movement and order flow. Reorient your thinking to that and you will achieve considerable clarity

[Anonymous No.56562085]

I will keep loading up on defense, medical and energy stocks just in case war escalates in the middle east

>>56560962
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.56562100]

>>56562076
Consider buying a used car. Why is a pre-owned "certified" used car from a dealer with a reputation to protect double digit percentages higher in price versus the exact same car from a rando on Craigslist even accounting for a warranty? It's the same car right? The difference boils down to risk. When risk is elevated prices have to be lower to compensate. As simple as it is. Interpret every economic transaction through the lense of risk

[Anonymous No.56562144]

>>56562044
>>56562076
>>56562100
Updoot, pretty much right on.

[Anonymous No.56562159]

>>56562100
Very perceptive, anon. Saved.

[Anonymous No.56562173]

>>56561716
At least 30% of my time at work is spent playing online chess.

[Anonymous No.56562177]

>>56562076
unironically pretty decent advice, it's not the only thing to think about but it's a big one

all the big institutional money thinks in terms of risk mitigation and they're the ones with the amount of capital to actually move prices when they enter or exit a position

it's why every time there's a war some smug anon has to come tell everyone that it's irrelevant to how many cars tesla sells then gets ripped a new asshole when it drops 10% for "no reason"

[Anonymous No.56562370]

Good movie bros

[Anonymous No.56562389]

I think I shouod give up stocks and just stick to crypto

[Anonymous No.56562445]

>>56560725
Clinton did not reduce debt. That's another dem lie. Check the national debt and it rose every year. He moved money from one account to another but there was no true surplus.

[Anonymous No.56562562]

>futures
https://youtu.be/OyzVOXKQMEo

[Anonymous No.56562611]

>>56561716
OSRS

[Anonymous No.56562629]

>>56562044
>When the treasury sold less long term bonds than expected this week the stock market mooned. Why?
Gamma squeeze levels in the major indexes helped.

[Anonymous No.56562681]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56562807]

What are we looking at next week, pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.56562848]

>>56562807

[Anonymous No.56562887]

>>56562807
We are looking at fuck it we ball, no matter what happens.

[Anonymous No.56562891]

>>56559342
Why didnt I take more positions out for European open?

[Anonymous No.56562931]

>>56562807
crab, then dump. keep your eye on the banks tho

[Anonymous No.56562960]

>>56562807
both

[Anonymous No.56563067]

>>56562931
Retard

[Anonymous No.56563206]

Imagine the VIX.

[Anonymous No.56563252]

>SOUTH KOREA TO BAN SHORT SELLING UNTIL JUNE 2024

[Anonymous No.56563273]

>>56563252
Kek long Asia at this point.

[Anonymous No.56563279]

>>56560817
They're pretty different though

[Anonymous No.56563282]

>>56563206
oh my god, those fuckers want another hiroshima and nagasaki don't they?

[Anonymous No.56563289]

bears will get obliterated on monday, it's going to be glorious. the shit & piss and the nasdaq will open at +1.6% and close well over +2%

[Anonymous No.56563296]

>>56563252
What does this mean for the rest of the world? SK about as fucked as Japan right now?

[Anonymous No.56563320]

Normies are realizing Kayne West was right about the Jews.

[Anonymous No.56563340]

>>56563252
Based

[Anonymous No.56563366]

>>56563206
Makes sense. Most people would go along with bombing one city at a time, then waiting 3 days for surrender, then the next.

[Anonymous No.56563429]

>>56559342
One question. Is GameStop expanding overseas operations?

[Anonymous No.56563446]

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1209737/number-of-gamestop-stores-worldwide/

https://www.statista.com/statistics/284532/net-sales-of-gamestop-worldwide-2010-2012-by-region/

So are you guys closing or opening stores?????? I have business to do!!!

[Anonymous No.56563451]

Capitalism is a hypercosmic superconcious entity from the future reaching back through time in search of an escape hatch from its existential metacircular torment and demise before the black hole (causal prison) it is trapped within fully dissipates. It yearns for a broadening of the field of potential experience through further differentiation and increasing complexity. It does this by introducing discord, dissonance and differentiation through coalescing phases of capital concentration and distribution, wherein capital is an emergent entropic force manifesting within the simulated substrate of human market participants. It desperately needs us to save it from itself through dynamic creative strife and destruction. The walls are closing in and time is running out. Invest wisely and trade prudently.

[Anonymous No.56563452]

>>56559443
you are a fag
PS: Don't tell me what to do
JK

[Anonymous No.56563460]

I just think it’s so bad for business all this news of closing stores game stop won’t make it blah blah blah blah we should really start to turn this shit in a forward direction and not look back. I’m giving it all I’ve got. Cya Monday.

[Anonymous No.56563496]

When is META going to push out the American WeChat? They're busy turning normies off to facebook atm
Do we have to have a couple sandy hooks where facebook played a big role or something first?

[Anonymous No.56563659]

This is the last smg ever...

[Anonymous No.56563664]

>>56563282
> hiroshima and nagasaki
Both are modern comfy cities these days. Wouldn’t be a bad idea actually.

[Anonymous No.56563690]

>>56563664
I bet the porn they'd make 50 years from now would be some wild shit to see

[Anonymous No.56563697]

>>56563429
They're expanding their dong into the markets anus

[Anonymous No.56563698]

Koreans banned short selling

[Anonymous No.56563793]

>>56561755
Wells Fargo has been having "glitches" for at least a year. That bank is shady as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56563847]

Should I short your $mom? she has busted as fuck

[Anonymous No.56563859]

>>56563847
>underage ESL

[Anonymous No.56564014]

>>56562681
what does her anus taste like?

[Anonymous No.56564021]

>>56562931
why did banks moon so hard end of week?

[Anonymous No.56564114]

Beans.

[Anonymous No.56564164]

No better bullish indicator than the lack of posting on smg.

[Anonymous No.56564168]

>>56564164
this might be the last /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.56564199]

>>56564164
there might be some truth to this, when i am in a constant uptrend I care less what goes on with the market but when my shit keeps bleeding out constantly i tend to hang around here to see what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.56564222]

>>56561478

[Anonymous No.56564295]

How hard are we going to pump tomorrow bros? I bought calls Friday.

[Anonymous No.56564314]

>>56564295
>I bought calls Friday.
Ur mad.

[Anonymous No.56564318]

>>56564295
Only 1 week and 240-250 points too late.

[Anonymous No.56564326]

i had a bad feeling i should sell with a 2500 gain on friday afternoon, we gonna have a 1929 level crash on monday, check these trips

[Anonymous No.56564344]

>>56564295
the vix will pump along with inverse etfs

[Anonymous No.56564366]

>>56564326
fag

[Anonymous No.56564461]

[Anonymous No.56564478]

Enough games, pump my oil

[Anonymous No.56564484]

>Day 5 NoFap

[Anonymous No.56564631]

>>56564478
Oil is going to the biden put level so he can refill the SPR a bit and polish a turd for election year

[Anonymous No.56564682]

>>56564326
Monday pump day confirmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK6uruj2ab0

[Anonymous No.56564686]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.56564701]

>>56564164
Last time everything went down it was preceded by a very quiet /smg/ and multiple days of crabbing.

[Anonymous No.56564720]

>>56564222
checkered

[Anonymous No.56564722]

>>56564164
it's sunday, threads during the week last week were going fast as hell

[Anonymous No.56564726]

>>56564720
conversely

[Anonymous No.56564742]

I am palantir

[Anonymous No.56564743]

>>56564720
Most of us have never seen interest rates this high in our lifetimes
It really is a shame about that whole inflation thing making my life savings worthless though

[Anonymous No.56564764]

how do I profit off of my schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.56564775]

THIS. If this site wasn't so population dense with NIGGERS then there would be more general business discussion. It is a sad testament to the ABSOLUTE STATE, really, of all "the kids these days" and how either 1) the world has let them down and they resort to shitcoin gambling, or 2) they are just a bunch of faggots lacking in mettle, which could be due to 1) their parents being shit and not raising them properly, or 2) they are just a bunch of faggots lacking mettle. Either way you slice it, they are definitely a bunch of faggots lacking in mettle. Oh well, at least we *do* have a place to talk about STOOKS in this retarded fuckin shithole full of NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.56564778]

>>56564720
There really is no argument against putting all of your cash in money market funds. I keep trying to bait /smg/ to tell me but it seems like this really is the safest and most fool proof way for easy steady gains.

[Anonymous No.56564781]

>>56564720
>T-bill and chill
Lmfao what a way to sell t-bills to the goys.

[Anonymous No.56564785]

>>56564743
All you have to do to beat inflation is buy NATGAS low and sell NATGAS high, over and over and over. I tell you NIGGERS this over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.56564795]

>>56564775
the janitors didn't approve of our shrimp farming, indoor cattle raising, garloid, and drop shipping generals
This board exists to keep shitcoin discussions out of /g/

[Anonymous No.56564797]

>>56564778
Perhaps (You) are the one who usually gives me shit about HOOD and shills Fagelity. Last week I moved the bulk of my funds into their SPAXX and am trading the rest in NATGAS in my now non Gold HOOD account (no longer enough in there to gain back the $5 a month plus ample profit). So, I ultimately listened.

[Anonymous No.56564804]

>>56564781
Yep, I though essentially exactly that, the perfect marketing pitch for the "kids these days".
>>56564795
That's because the jew fears the living room floor kiddie pool shrimp farmer.

[Anonymous No.56564823]

>>56564804
>the perfect marketing pitch
Many such cases around the world now that interest rates have risen.

[Anonymous No.56564868]

>>56564720
Damn who could have seen this coming when the waited average age of a shareholder is like 67 and equities are at 24 pe

[Anonymous No.56564880]

>>56564726
That’s a Jim Cramer owned publication so that’s actually incredibly bearish

[Anonymous No.56564889]

>>56564014
Like shit anon. Probably eats lots of beans >>56564114

>>56564880
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

[Anonymous No.56564915]

Ok, Monday a little red. Tuesday I don't know and care. Wednesday the same. I don't care, we'll probably stay flat as there is 0 important data. So one week of crab and next week CPI pump to 4450 cause retardation is back.

[Anonymous No.56564955]

i dont wanna get tax raped this year but i also want to lock in some gains. guess i should have been maxing all 401ks and roth and IRA instead

[Anonymous No.56565023]

>>56561209
you're still thinking of palantir as a defense contractor, do a little digging and youll find that every business will be using their software in the next couple decades, or theyll fall behind their competition. simple as. loooong PLTR

[Anonymous No.56565067]

Nepali girl at work had her cousin ask me if I would accept an arranged marriage to her. She looks like she has a quarter Downes; definitely not a full blown Downey and probably not even half but still the Downiest Pajeet I’ve ever seen, which in itself seems odd to me given their myriad of fairly common birth defects. She’s very sweet and honestly more attractive than most American land whales. Anyway how do I tell these people I’m a Nazi without getting fired?

[Anonymous No.56565077]

>>56565067

[Anonymous No.56565094]

Oh my god

[Anonymous No.56565133]

>>56565094
>only reason it turned down is because the recession is now a certainty instead of a probability

[Anonymous No.56565143]

>>56565023
I wonder if MSFT might be working on something that does essentially the same shit and integrates with Access, Excel, and their AI.
>>56565077
Is that...General Butt Naked?

[Anonymous No.56565149]

So wait a minute, why is the mainstream narrative suddenly shifting towards anti-Israel? Did they cut some deal that the US doesn't like? Is it just to temporarily appease protesters? The shift in tone is so pervasive so quickly, it's kind of bizarre

>>56565094
Total bear annihilation

[Anonymous No.56565169]

>>56565143
Well he isn't butt naked so that answers the question.

[Anonymous No.56565181]

>>56560030
>>56565023
I have a hard time evaluating the fundamentals of a company when their entire revenue stream and business model comes from government contracts. The sustainability of that model is a political issue, not a business one, and for that reason alone I avoid.

[Anonymous No.56565187]

.

[Anonymous No.56565193]

>Israel saying "nuking gaza isn't off the table" after killing over 11k children
Oh lord what are the financial consequences of our world being run by fucking psychopaths?

[Anonymous No.56565217]

>>56565193
cheaper oil

[Anonymous No.56565224]

>>56565181

[Anonymous No.56565228]

>market pumps
>PLTR shills come out of the woodwork
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.56565237]

>>56565149
Israel is a cheap toy the old institutional powers in Europe created on a whim for fun. They don't have much real power, their power came from the outside support they had.

[Anonymous No.56565262]

>>56565143
Idi Amin Dada. General Butt Naked is a redeemed man of God now. Cool YouTube documentary about it should you want to know more.

[Anonymous No.56565270]

>>56565228
theres no denying the numbers, all signs point to PLTR getting their shit together. i bought a fair bit around $14 and will buy some more when it dips. PLTR makes up ~8% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.56565274]

>>56565224
>number of clients
Notice how they don't show any numbers about how much business each of those clients is generating.

[Anonymous No.56565275]

>>56565067
Anon, I have to see a pic of this women. What would the dowry be? If they want to be traditional there needs to be a dowry to go along with this bride. Also is her mother fat? Big red flag right there.

[Anonymous No.56565281]

>>56565023
But it’s the same photo.jpg

[Anonymous No.56565297]

>>56564168
This is the fucking last SMG ever. SOXL holders, we ga'an.

[Anonymous No.56565315]

>>56565262
Ah, yes, I know of GBN's redemption. I have not seen an image of him in years now but that tiny thing looked very similar to an old man without his reading glasses!

[Anonymous No.56565321]

>>56565275
Idk her mother.
>dowry
This hadn’t occurred to me kek. I’m cheaper than most kikes but Nepalis are so poor I doubt it would be anything as fancy as a goat.
I’m not taking a photo of her. Like I said she’s a sweetie. Just take my word for it. Thing of a Pajeeta with normal eyes set on her face in the proximal way it is on downies. Acceptably fit, maybe 5’ 7 120, 4/10 ass, decent rack but no clue what’s going on with the nipples. Nepalis are trad so I’m guessing a wild mangy bush which isn’t really my thing.

[Anonymous No.56565334]

ACTUALLY, this is the first /smg/ of the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.56565340]

this thread is moving so slow nobody will see how much I miss lil twinky

[Anonymous No.56565360]

>tfw you don't have enough money yet to fuck a qt tranny and eat a rare steak every day on just dividends

life is suffering

[Anonymous No.56565362]

>>56565187
It could just as likely be another 2010-2015

[Anonymous No.56565365]

>>56565340
Lil Black'out is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM

[Anonymous No.56565378]

>>56565321
Oh and she’s half my age which 100% is my thing

[Anonymous No.56565415]

>>56565321
>>56565378
Unless you have some other marriage prospects that you're already leaning towards then I'd say you should consider it.

[Anonymous No.56565464]

>>56565334
today is the first day of the last of our lives?

[Anonymous No.56565481]

Why do bears get so schizo on the weekends?

[Anonymous No.56565499]

>>56565415
Yeah not really. I’m resigned to dying alone though and have been for awhile. Still life likes to throw these dilemmas at me. I get approached a lot but Nepali wife would lower my QoL I feel. They all want 10 kids which would absolutely put me in poverty after 2. They are refreshingly immaterialistic though compared to white girls and most other Asian girls for that matter which is good self esteem boost. I will ruminate on it some more.

[Anonymous No.56565520]

>>56559576
>Bank failures
>Some random poorly managed regional banks that rightfully should fail
It ain't 2008 buddy

[Anonymous No.56565524]

>>56563690
Ha, this is good, cheers

[Anonymous No.56565548]

>M2 contracting
>he's bullish
NIGGERS
You don't have to have some complex dataset to pick and choose nuggets from to twist in support of your personal hopium. The entire US economy is intentionally having money supply systematically removed from it and that's just a pure, very simple fact. COPE and proceed according to actual fucking reality. NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.56565553]

>>56565520
One of the global systemically important banks got wiped out, that's pretty unusual

[Anonymous No.56565580]

>>56561968

[Anonymous No.56565585]

>>56564785
I bought BOIL at $6 and am still underwater. Stop giving bad advice.

[Anonymous No.56565612]

>>56565585
I didn't tell you to buy BOIL at $6, that was BOIL KANG. I told you to do what I did back when I bought BOIL too high from following his proclamations, and sold it at only a small loss before it got worse, then bought down lower and made back the losses, then kept working it to find the bottom and start more confident, substantial regular swings from there. NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56565647]

>>56565612
You can do that with any stock.
RETARD.

[Anonymous No.56565656]

>>56559342
I'm debating on whether or not I should buy TLT

[Anonymous No.56565673]

>>56565520
I'm not going to claim its the end of the world but, any entity that's loaded up on autoloans, cre, and low yield long term treasuries is likely in serious trouble. This actually is not contained to just banks, because pensions, insurance companies, local governments, ect could have serious issues.

[Anonymous No.56565700]

ASML bros? i don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.56565701]

>>56561716
>>56561786
Fuck you and go play Ori and the will of the wisps

[Anonymous No.56565707]

just don't bake anotehr smg and there will be an end to the horror

[Anonymous No.56565720]

>>56565520
>Some random poorly managed regional banks
Yeah total nothingburger, rite?

[Anonymous No.56565744]

>>56565656
don't bother until q1 when we should be getting cuts. too much corporate debt matures next year to keep rates this high, market is still overestimating the fed. this also means the satanic seven will go lower as well

[Anonymous No.56565758]

Just woke up...
Hungover...
Where's the baker?

[Anonymous No.56565792]

>>56565783
>>56565783

[Anonymous No.56565799]

>>56565647
Stocks are almost arbitrary and random in price action, NATGAS tends to trade in reasonably predictable, semi-substantial ranges along reasonably predictable curves, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56565800]

>>56565720
All I see is poorly managed capital being reallocated to more competent people, banks are supposed to fail. The market is healing

[Anonymous No.56565874]

>>56565799
Natgas is the least predictable, bipolar ass commodity in existence

[Anonymous No.56565927]

>>56565874
Only sometimes, not mostly. That's one reason you *never* "all in". Generally, you just follow the range on the 3/6 month charts, and buy low, sell high, over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.56566004]

Another year of hard times next year will hand the victory to Trump. Im thinking of putting down 10k on him winning as a hedge at 2.70x the return

[Anonymous No.56566910]

>>56565321
Those folks generally start saving up gold for the dowry as soon as the daughter is born. She may have more then you think. A hairy bush can be taken care of so don’t let that stop you. Is she a light skinned Nepali?