/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56555050]

Simps made this egg-shaped Moroccan a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE for just playing video games and eating noodles on cam

Whats the make equivalent to this OF/Twitch bubble?
As a man, how do I cash in on the simp epidemic?

[Anonymous No.56555057]

scout poor girls and pimp them out
nothing new

[Anonymous No.56555063]

>>56555057
how do you do this? ive been thinking of turning my gf into an egirl, I of course would be running everything behind the scenes but what is a good start how do I make people pay her (me) through patreon?

I thougth about making up a story where she needed money for a place to live or something

[Anonymous No.56555067]

dude real and raw people get sidelined for this weird breed of normalfaggot sociopaths who are able to make themselves appear "good" (according to some fucked up moral system that has formed) to the masses. if you are real and raw it's likely you will commit suicide or become a black sheep. so overall I think social capital is more like sociopath capital and I would prefer it if high skill individuals can succeed in much greater capacity than the sociopaths. but. maybe being a sociopath is a skill unto itself. i guess the problem is, the entire concept of reputation/identity is carrying over for your entire life, so it's like a single game being played by all these sociopaths and slipping up means doom. the ever increasing purity spiral dynamics will ensure more and more people get canceled and that conformity approaches its maximum, until a breaking point, when too many real and raw people, skilled people, get taken out of the equation, and all that is left are these influencer faggots

[Anonymous No.56555069]

>>56555050
I've never watched Pokimane (pictured) in my entire existence. Do I win a prize? (LINK?)

[Anonymous No.56555080]

>>56555067
Hi incel!

Imagine believing getting donations while playing videogames and smiling and saying thank you is morally wrong lmao

[Anonymous No.56555088]

>>56555080
you act like I don't know what it is like to sit there and receive thousands of dollars in donations while livestreaming. been there, done that. i'm saying everyone who is raw and real end up canceled black sheep and only the sociopaths who have been training their entire life maintaining their image via their highly socialized upbringing are capable of surviving in the purity spiral hellscape, while the other high skill individuals who used to be influencers end up canceled.

[Anonymous No.56555093]

>>56555067

What the fuck are you even trying to say you schnitzel?

I just want to get fucking rich. I don't care about reputation, ethics or morals.

[Anonymous No.56555095]

>>56555088
oh wow bro yeah making thousands of dollars playing videogames sucks

well back to my 10 hour long shifts where I make $15 an hour then for 5 days a week!

[Anonymous No.56555118]

>>56555050
>Another example of the Hell created by removing 'Might Makes Right' from your civilization.

[Anonymous No.56555119]

>>56555093
k then what I am saying is you need a very highly socialized upbringing with socialite aspirations to survive in livestreaming. be popular in high school. throw parties with the popular kids, have friend groups, be a good one. that's the kind of background you need to be a successful influencer. and if you post here it is very likely you cannot succeed. if you are an aspergers incel you cannot win, they WILL eventually break you for not conforming to the social dance

[Anonymous No.56555123]

>>56555119
and my problem with this is that HIGH SKILL individuals are usually outliers, especially socially, so high skill people end up getting filtered by social capital IN GENERAL. so social capital seems to prefer these socialite do-gooders and is actively aggressive towards outside thinkers and high skill / elite individuals

[Anonymous No.56555131]

if you have the capacity for lateral thinking you won't win in livestreaming generally

[Anonymous No.56555139]

>>56555063
set up a chaturbate account

[Anonymous No.56555143]

>>56555050
the question is which shitcoins can we buy to profit from simps?

[Anonymous No.56555145]

>>56555139
serious replies only

[Anonymous No.56555159]

>>56555119
>if you are an aspergers incel you cannot win

FUCK

Why couldn't I have been born an attracitve women? Life would be so easy

[Anonymous No.56555170]

>>56555080
Imagine thinking being a professional entertainer isn't immoral.
Begone harlot.

[Anonymous No.56555182]

>>56555170
poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.56555183]

>>56555159
but then youd be retarded

[Anonymous No.56555214]

>>56555063
Finding girls is easy. Pretend to be a photographer, look for "models" on Instagram or whatever who have shit pictures and offer them a free shoot. Tell them that all they have to do is credit you.

Build a relationship with them with more shoots, once you've built a rapport with them, ask if they've ever thought about doing nude shoots, or only fans or something like that. They'll say "noooooo, I don't want to do that, I want to be a model", give them some examples of how much money they can make, and say "you don't even have to get nude these days, people will pay to watch you play video games, react to shit, and eat ramen in a kiddie pool". Sell it, make it seem like the easiest job in the world (shouldnt be hard to do, because it is the easiest job in the world). If she's got any questions you tell her that you'll take care of the business side of things, tell her that all she has to do is show up and look pretty.

The real problem is how do you keep them when they figure out that you're not really doing anything. If you get them to sign a contract, get ready to be sold out at some point down the line when they eventually release a "my manager controls me" video or whatever.

[Anonymous No.56555218]

>>56555214
good tips thanks

[Anonymous No.56555258]

>>56555050
Vtuber but hide that you are a man
Focusing on conventional topics also works, in either case you have to put out interesting stuff

[Anonymous No.56555274]

>>56555214
this is what happens to uppity bitches on my watch
https://youtu.be/phsaPHCrqzQ?t=35

[Anonymous No.56555276]

>>56555258
like that dope ass japanese dude
>>56555214
but, like, wouldnt you need to run through like 20 of these girls to even make some real money?

[Anonymous No.56555315]

>>56555050
Girls like Pokemon clean-up with simps BECAUSE they're not so pretty as to seem unattainable. They have that girl-next-door quality that lets you think you might have a chance.

[Anonymous No.56555332]

>>56555315
>100% would shark

[Anonymous No.56555348]

>>56555315
lol her name is not Pokemon. And her feet are too big. Would not

[Anonymous No.56555349]

>>56555276
Depends on how much of a percentage is taken, and also how successful they become. Might have to get more girls, but that's even better because now its a "network". Now they can collaborate with each other and build a community which increases the value of each fan because they'll watch more than one of the girls. That would increase your opportunity to build something much bigger and faster.

Honestly, that's what should be done anyway, that's what I was imagining was the goal in the first place. If you only have a single girl, you're not thinking big enough and you're ngmi.

[Anonymous No.56555367]

>>56555349
ok, but do i, like, have to listen to their problems or can i just place a domination and abuse clause in our contract.
>yyeeeeaahaa
sounds like it'd be simpler to pretend to love them, hook 'em on drugs, and put em on the street. direct to consumer like...
>doyouknowwhatiamsayin'

[Anonymous No.56555375]

Dont forget that she has done movie roles in video game movies so she gets same as hollywood actors + twitch income. I have never watched this shit but its incredibly sad that thousands of guys have stayed single donating to this fraud that lets everyone know shes down to fuck and live dating on cam.

Theres nothing for men on this except own a stock of twitch and get passive income. Women are beauty objects, they dont own the service.

If i were you, id just make onlyfans 2 kind of app with even more addicting scroll and reward use flow than tik tok. Simps are doomed so just collect their Cash as app owners.

[Anonymous No.56555380]

The mindset of a simp giving money to an e-thot, especially a famous and rich one, is completely and utterly fucking alien to me

[Anonymous No.56555385]

>>56555258
Dont do this, the minute vtube cam tracker glitches your real face flashes on stream and thats nightmare fuel. I remember one cave troll looking mf did this and it looked disgusting

[Anonymous No.56555391]

>>56555080
If you go drink a coffee with a guy, youre basically on a date. If youre playing games and flirting with a guy remotely, youre still dating him. Not my problem if youve been cheating on your boyfriend with strangers online.

[Anonymous No.56555411]

>>56555391
incel

[Anonymous No.56555415]

>>56555050
I predict that the Twitch bubble will burst around 2024, 2025 at the latest. That company is already showing red flags that its slowly but surely running out of money and Amazon doesn't seem to give 2 shits about streamers besides Prime gaming(also heavily rumored to be going away for being too expensive to operate). Its simply not a sustainable business model, even YouTube has dropped the streamer gimmick by giving up on contracts. We are witnessing the beginning of the end of the streaming golden age imo. If Twitch were a stock, I would be shorting the shit out of it like a bear on crack cocaine.

Onlyfans tho, I see that being around for a much longer time. There's good reason why prostitution is considered to be the world's oldest profession throughout human history. As long as people want sexy shit, its not going anywhere unlike twitch streamer bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56555417]

>>56555385
>disregard simps, stack money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTuTkMlHcwk

[Anonymous No.56555420]

>>56555385
>Don't traumatize simps
Cmon ya gotta at least try and give a reason not to

[Anonymous No.56555567]

>>56555050
The male equivalent is literally crypto kek. The amount of effort to be pokimane is the same amount of effort as putting together a shitcoin bag. The luck roll is about the same too. Pokimane was an original twitch ethot similar to crypto millionaires are generally the first to a coin that popped off. You cant just take a room of a 100 women and have them hop on twitch and make millions just as you cant get a room full of 100 guys and tell them to all make a million with $10k in crypto. You might get a few outliers, but generally its timing, luck, skill. Theres a thread up every single day full of toadbaggies just as theres women joining twitch and onlyfans everyday.

[Anonymous No.56555609]

>>56555415
Anon, i think your crazy crack fueled brain is onto to something.

[Anonymous No.56555640]

>>56555050
>As a man, how do I cash in on the simp epidemic?
Become one of the e-father-figures like Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate. They are the other side of the coin of e-whores, even if their market is much smaller (most failed males stay failed and don't try to improve). I will even give you a tip: the right-wing-leaning father figure market is a bit oversaturated. If you can stomach pretending to be leftist then you might cash in on some good buck.
>>56555415
At worst, Twitch will cut support for tiny unprofitable streamers. Maybe lower their max bitrate or limit the amount of hours they can stream for. They can also cut 90% of their workforce like Twitter did, they have tons of bullshit jobs.

[Anonymous No.56555649]

>>56555123
well yeah you have to appeal to the lowest common denominator to get mass market popularity. its not shocking that the people who get popular in this weird arrangement where npcs watch them play video games are usually complete trash people, it is a reflection of what the audience values.

if someone with a truly deviant level of intelligence comes along the npcs can easily turn hostile if for one second they break out of their trance and are forced to evaluate their own lives comparitively. the audience wants to feel good and not think. they want a hypnotist, not someone interesting

[Anonymous No.56555677]

>>56555567
Academic underachiever.

[Anonymous No.56555685]

>>56555080
This is more than slight cringe, this is a "yikes". This aint it chief, do better.

[Anonymous No.56555687]

>>56555050

Men are garbage. What else is new?

[Anonymous No.56555716]

Men have a primal need to be a provider and these e-girls tap into this. There are lonely guys that still need to satisfy these primal urges. So they donate their paychecks to these e-girls.

https://www.insider.com/invadervie-twitch-streamer-video-shames-broke-viewers-into-giving-money-2020-4

[Anonymous No.56555752]

>>56555716
>Men have a primal need to be a provider

[Anonymous No.56555839]

>>56555067
>white hands typed this

Tell me you're german blood without telling me you're german blood

lmao

[Anonymous No.56555871]

>>56555716
ngl invadervie is fucking hot and thankfully i dont know irl cause she'd get every dime i had while subsisting on her belly lint.

[Anonymous No.56555885]

>>56555716
>>56555871
I imagine she can take a mean BBC and bounce on it until she gets creampied by jamal's cum

[Anonymous No.56555897]

>>56555159
Life on ez mode but you have to get raped at least once. It's basically unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.56555912]

>>56555885
im not fag BUT if she commanded me to eat jamals virile spunk out of her wonderbox, id do it...
>would you like some slave?
>why, im honored you'd ask...its even warm...
https://youtu.be/QbVXEJM6PSs?t=10

[Anonymous No.56555917]

>>56555912
thank you (my name is jamal)

[Anonymous No.56555940]

>>56555050
Most social media people I see are men. Why do you need a carry explanation? because you're jealous one of them is a good looking girl? wake up.

[Anonymous No.56555957]

>>56555871
invadervie is basically a findom disguised as a streamer.

[Anonymous No.56555984]

>>56555957
yeah shes like the clark kent of findoms

[Anonymous No.56556005]

>>56555640
>leftist then you might cash in on some good buck.
Leftists, generally, don't want to self-improve though. They want to blame inequalities instead and agitate for social change. These are the types of people who agitate for fat acceptance normalization rather than losing weight. The reason the right-wing self-improvement sphere is overpopulated is because right-wingers tend to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps". It's part of the mindset.

[Anonymous No.56556051]

Fuckin surprising how this bitch has existed in media for so long that she hasn't had any nudes leaked.

[Anonymous No.56556339]

>>56555367
You'll be doing the same job as an agent/manager would do, but with whores instead of musicians. So take on that role. You can be a Colonel Tom, or you can be a Brian Epstein. That's you're choice how to play it.

I'd recommend something towards the latter if you want longevity.

[Anonymous No.56556349]

>>56555050
She doesn't look Moroccan.
Also what does this have to do with business and finance?

[Anonymous No.56556354]

>>56555063
If you hate your girlfriend that much you should break up with her because she's wasting your time.

[Anonymous No.56556390]

>>56555050
You don't. Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.56556421]

>>56555050
Oh mon dieu les gens qui parlent français ils ont tellement de charisme!!!

[Anonymous No.56556488]

>>56556390
This. We live in a gynocracy and women have sexual power, men have been robbed of their societal power so there is a power imbalance that anyone with a pair of eyes can see.

[Anonymous No.56556556]

>>56555050
>As a man, how do I cash in on the simp epidemic?
gay for pay

[Anonymous No.56556612]

>>56555050
males should not be allowed to have any money. take it all away, and e-thots won't exist anymore.

sub on my blog for more life tips

[Anonymous No.56556653]

>>56555050
just start taking steroids. look at Sam Sulek. He blew up to over a million subs on Youtube and other social media. Now the sponsorships start coming in and he's set.

[Anonymous No.56556710]

>>56555214
I want to talk to you.
Please share a way to contact you.

[Anonymous No.56556872]

>>56555917
>>56555912
>>56555885

[Anonymous No.56556889]

>>56555214
Easier said than done. You have to be very good looking and have social proof to pull this off, as women will always be skeptical and will think you want them to have sex with you, especially with the free shoot stuff.

[Anonymous No.56556957]

>>56556051
She posts substantial fap material anyways, her feet, her ass, see thru nips, crotch shots, etc...

[Anonymous No.56557023]

>>56556957
>>56556889
How do such low iq dreg subhumans like you even exist?

[Anonymous No.56557026]

>>56555050
Vtubing
There's a whole board for it

[Anonymous No.56557104]

>>56555095
Nobody makes $15 an hour anymore. Dishwasher are making $18 an hour. Cashiers are making $23 an hour. Merchandisers (stockers) are making $21. Forklift operators are making $46. The kid who sits at the front desk of my gym makes $21 and just greets people. Where are people making $15 an hour?

[Anonymous No.56557145]

>>56556872
kek

[Anonymous No.56557152]

>>56557023
>WE ARE LEGION

[Anonymous No.56557158]

>>56557104
lots of jobs still paying under $20 an hour here in southern california. employers are too greedy and workers are too complacent

[Anonymous No.56557177]

>>56557023
You're asking me how do people lust for ewhores? It's simple, you be a teenager with raging hormones and come across these livestreams growing up. Of course, that was a decade ago. I don't know how anyone in their adulthood can still fap to Poki.

[Anonymous No.56557210]

>>56555050
> As a man

Anon, I….

[Anonymous No.56557354]

>>56555050
how do you do fellow dooods

[Anonymous No.56557363]

>>56555348
Girls with big feet are fucking hot

[Anonymous No.56558451]

>>56555640
Thats the thing, Twitch already had to do layoffs twice in 2023, and for a company that only had around 2000 employees iirc, that's really fucking bad. Goes to show that streaming in general is ridiculously expensive(there's a reason why you keep seeing normies comparing the biggest twitch partners to Costco hotdogs as 'loss leaders' for good measure) and the people in charge don't know what the hell they are doing with their budgets.

Not to mention that 99% of the richest twitch streamers are the biggest(albeit luckiest) idiots with money. Watch, as soon as the gravy train crashes and burns, they will wind up broke faster than MC Hammer and Kim Basinger.

[Anonymous No.56558468]

AI generated onlyfans

[Anonymous No.56558526]

>>56556889
Plus when you show up to the photoshoot with your 5 year old android phone even some dumb instagram whore is going to catch on

[Anonymous No.56558551]

>>56557177
I am a teenager (18) and I’ve never done such a thing. Stop justifying simp behavior with LUL it’s the KEEDZ fault not the faggot ass millennial redditors who devote their lives to defending these e-prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.56558629]

>>56555050
>Whats the make equivalent to this OF/Twitch bubble?

Gay porn.

[Anonymous No.56558981]

>>56555050
>As a man, how do I cash in on the simp epidemic?
Become a vtuber or make OF accounts for your AI generated perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.56559035]

>>56555385
vtuber software doesn't work this way. it's impossible for it to show your real face

[Anonymous No.56560453]

>>56555214
Please give us more in detail guide

[Anonymous No.56560474]

>>56556349

>what does making money have to do with biz and finance???

You must be a janny

[Anonymous No.56560566]

Its literally never the prettiest girls.
That's how you know its money laundering otherwise Miss Alice would have been the #1 model for over a decade. But faggor nigger criminal organizations can't just let that money go to where it deserves to go.

If you killed every single criminal in the world, pokimane would drop to #5000 on twitch.

[Anonymous No.56560568]

If I had to generate an image of the quintessential girl that a nerdy guy would have a crush on in high school she would look exactly like Pokimane. She is the most perfect specimen to fill this role

[Anonymous No.56560574]

Also she has brown nips. Money can't fix those.

[Anonymous No.56560624]

>>56555050
how are simps so loaded?

[Anonymous No.56560720]

>>56555050
someone post the clip of her nipple slip

[Anonymous No.56560857]

>>56555050
Become a Vtuber, i think this vtuber called Zentreya is a male but he uses dated tech

[Anonymous No.56561230]

>>56555119
Asmongold