/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56551289]

Friday night edition.

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56551300]

there is some weird shit goin on

[Anonymous No.56551310]

>>56551300

[Anonymous No.56551314]

>>56551289
SBUX thread?!

[Anonymous No.56551324]

>>56551300
Buddy you ain't drinking enough.

[Anonymous No.56551325]

Are these gaps gonna help with plunge protection lol ? On that not have we quantified the “draw” towards gaps or does anyone have any liters on this phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.56551328]

>>56551289
>he baked
If you’re good at something, never do it for free

[Anonymous No.56551331]

Imagine if there was a ticker nobody knows about that you could set your watch by. Like every Thursday it would spike up exactly $3 at noon

[Anonymous No.56551333]

I am healing anons, my faith is being restored by the day. So that means we are close to the top :(

[Anonymous No.56551335]

>>56551300
Such as...

[Anonymous No.56551338]

Every time I drink the market goes up. Been drinking a lot this week.

[Anonymous No.56551345]

Tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.56551350]

>>56551338
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.56551351]

>the full effects of our tightening have yet to be felt
>continuing to reduce our securities holdings
>economic activity is well above expectations -- goes against goal of tightening
>labor demand still exceeds the supply of workers -- more layoffs
>inflation remains well above goal of 2%, with a LONG way to go
>longer term inflation remains well anchored -- said in a positive way and I have trouble parsing this, he liked 5.1% 20yr?
>restrictive stance of monetary policy is putting downward pressure on economic activity and inflation
>sustainably down to 2%, and remain restrictive until it is clear we are trending to that objective
>evidence of growth significantly above potential (muh giant green dildos) could warrant further tightening of policy
>additional policy firming may be appropriate but will be data driven
>reducing inflation is likely to require a period of below potential growth and softening labor market conditions
>we're not confident yet that policy is tight enough to achieve long term 2% objective
>we're attentive to increases in longer term yields above 2% which have contributed to a tightening of broader financial conditions since the summer -- ok this is probably the only signal I get that long term yields might be a little too spicy at >5%
>these tighter conditions could weigh on future rate decisions
>but these tighter conditions would need to be PERSISTENT
>not fluctuating back and forth
>"AND THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN"!
>"THE LONGER TERM RATES THAT HAVE MOVED UP CAN'T SIMPLY BE A RESPONSE TO EXPECTED POLICY MOVES FROM US"!!
>"THAT IF WE DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH THEN THOSE RATES WOULD COME BACK DOWN" !!!
>"it does not appear that an expectation of higher near term rates is causing the increase in long term rates"!!!! -- he either read the situation wrong or has yellen setting him up for a hike
>bank failures in the spring were only worth 1/4 point in rates

and then minutes later Yellen reduced long dated bond sales (which reduced rates)

[Anonymous No.56551353]

do i coom?
not coom?
coom to some specific thing?
just a normal coomerbro trying to find his way in the world.
btw buy BOIL.

[Anonymous No.56551356]

>>56551335
Dont know. I can feel the tension in the market

[Anonymous No.56551358]

>>56551300
Would you say there's something happening here
But what it is ain't exactly clear?

[Anonymous No.56551359]

>>56551345
All in PYPL BABA, JD and ORLEN thank me in 1H 2024

[Anonymous No.56551365]

>>56551345
have hot dogs for dinner

[Anonymous No.56551368]

Brown anime girls

[Anonymous No.56551369]

We crash Monday.

[Anonymous No.56551375]

>>56551351
Fuck off dumb ass I can't believe you faggots write all this shit

[Anonymous No.56551383]

>>56551369
They do not want large down days, so you will not see large down days. It's going to be an excruciatingly slow bleed.

[Anonymous No.56551389]

>>56551369
more like a ramp and camp, that’s why I’m not swinging puts this weekend

[Anonymous No.56551390]

>>56551383
Lmfao yeah whatever you have to tell yourselves to cope with being such fucking shortsighted idiots

[Anonymous No.56551395]

>>56551351
Tighten my anus

[Anonymous No.56551399]

>>56551359
Not bad choices, I can see each of them has potential, if a few conditions happen.

[Anonymous No.56551401]

bros i cant tell anyone else but i just out my favorite hooker died. please press F, she was very nice.

[Anonymous No.56551408]

[Anonymous No.56551409]

These are both of my account performances today. Way to start another winning month

[Anonymous No.56551412]

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

[Anonymous No.56551416]

>>56551399
>Not bad choices,
What can I say... I love making fucking money.

[Anonymous No.56551420]

>>56551412
>only 1:55
can't drink yet

[Anonymous No.56551423]

>>56551412
Kozel Cerny.

[Anonymous No.56551425]

>>56551412
I'll take a painkiller with Pusser's

[Anonymous No.56551431]

>>56551423
Dobrý den!

[Anonymous No.56551436]

New treasury bailout policy just dropped
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1876

what is it for? seems to have a lot of subtle references to financial plumbing

[Anonymous No.56551440]

>>56551412
I'm already 4 glasses into my boxed wine so I'll just take whatever shitposts you can come up with to entertain me.

[Anonymous No.56551446]

>>56551440
im a boxed wine chad as well

[Anonymous No.56551450]

>>56551431
Good day to you too sir. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.56551464]

my nose has been bleeding endlessly for 7 days. What is going on...

[Anonymous No.56551466]

>>56551436
banks/institutions are absurdly overleveraged and this is just the treasury's covering their own ass if it goes tits up. The banks and treasury know the fed will bail them out if it comes to it but this way the treasury can tell the taxpayers "we told them so" as their money inflates away due to fed policy

[Anonymous No.56551468]

>>56551412
Wine please!

[Anonymous No.56551472]

>>56551464
Dry air + you pick your nose. Or cancer.

[Anonymous No.56551475]

>>56551464
You need to do some bloodwork...

[Anonymous No.56551488]

MVIS big winner today

[Anonymous No.56551491]

>>56551359
There's still some downside risks tho. December is the final date for Evergrande to show up with a decent restructuring. And singles day coming, if the chinks don't buy as much as expected, shit's gonna tank

[Anonymous No.56551493]

bros, how do I place puts on my life ticker $anon ?

[Anonymous No.56551501]

>>56551464
low calcium / low vitamin D/ low vitamin K . Or ,worse case scenarios :Scurvy or low platelets

[Anonymous No.56551503]

>>56551450
Si Čech? Nebo máte jen rádi české pivo?

[Anonymous No.56551512]

>>56551491
Chinks have high savings and if they're not buying houses they'll consume something else these companies have already collapsed in price while the value has remained intact or even increased, Evergrande has already had it's effects on the markets and so has country garden etc... Chinks are cutting interest rates doing CNY 1T stimulus and they banned leverage shorting imo most of the risks are gone at this point. Only a Taiwan invasion remans which is unlikely imo.

[Anonymous No.56551517]

>>56551401
F for filthy methwhores

[Anonymous No.56551525]

>>56551503
Nejsem Čech. Mám rád české pivo, nejlepší na světě.

[Anonymous No.56551533]

They closed it for me

[Anonymous No.56551537]

>>56551412
Crown Royal Apple. Fuck whiskey snobs.

[Anonymous No.56551539]

weird scamwick on qqq

[Anonymous No.56551545]

this week was quite green
i made some nice gains
i guess i'll hold off on
on slicing my veins

[Anonymous No.56551547]

I need to let /smg/ know that even though I was forced to sell almost all of my SPXL today I'm not going to let that stop me from making it100% of my capital allocation. Not ever until I make it all back.
All of it.

[Anonymous No.56551548]

[Anonymous No.56551549]

anybody trade options on futures?

i've got a order ticket showing initial margin which is obviously my premium on a buy. but it's also showing a maintenance margin?

why? when buying options you can only lose the value of the premium and can't lose more than your buy price.

i'm on IBKR. can someone check if trading on other platforms?

[Anonymous No.56551550]

>>56551545
Poem anon is recovering!

[Anonymous No.56551555]

>>56551548
Does she have a bandage on her head?

[Anonymous No.56551562]

>>56551555
Checked. You've had a bit too much to drink.

[Anonymous No.56551564]

>>56551369
>We crash Monday.
doubt it. we went above the dealer gamma flip line at 4300, so lower volatility now

[Anonymous No.56551563]

>>56551351
Based. Keep posting it until these dumb niggers figure it out

[Anonymous No.56551565]

>>56551548
bullish

[Anonymous No.56551566]

>>56551555
Think that's just the lighting dude

[Anonymous No.56551570]

>>56551412
A coors light, going to set up the weight bench in the garage. Nice part about a home gym is you can drink beer and blast metal unlike at those gay ass gyms you have to pay for.

[Anonymous No.56551571]

>>56551549
>why? when buying options you can only lose the value of the premium and can't lose more than your buy price.

are you buying options on margin or cash?

[Anonymous No.56551582]

>>56551570
>Nice part about a home gym is you can drink beer and blast metal unlike at those gay ass gyms you have to pay for.
Lmfao holy based. I'll drink to that one!

[Anonymous No.56551592]

>>56551436
>leverage
>inadequate risk management
Well that's /smg/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.56551600]

>>56551545
Top signal

[Anonymous No.56551611]

>>56551592
We're professionals anon.

[Anonymous No.56551616]

>>56551600
Wait poem anon is recovering... It actually might be a top signal.

[Anonymous No.56551619]

>>56551436
Was nonbank designations guidance something that was implemented before?

[Anonymous No.56551626]

>>56551571
you can see even with a fully cash covered position my account shows maintenance margin. not putting in any trades yet just fucking around with long dated options in strategy builder.

[Anonymous No.56551637]

>>56551564
he's right you know

[Anonymous No.56551656]

>>56551626
is this futures options? i can't really tell what's going on here because i dont use IKBR or use futures or futures options. i just use plain stock options

[Anonymous No.56551681]

>>56551564
curious how you trade it. I guess the pattern that I see is that above the line it rips, below the line it tears, but those are really just entry points for a reversion back to the dealer level. am I thinking about that right?

[Anonymous No.56551685]

I want to get all of Baggots photos, doxxes, etc in the hands of a sandnig in the US who will track him down and torture him to death on livestream. I will fund this.

[Anonymous No.56551692]

>>56551616
You need to be recovering, a recovering alcoholic and druggie. Defeat those demons before they defeat (You).
Stock tickers NIG and GER.

[Anonymous No.56551698]

>>56551656
this is ES (sp500) futures call option dated to dec 2027 at 2 different strikes. one with low premium and well within my account size. the other is a fat premium. both strikes show i have to maintain a maintenance margin.

the one at my premium cost i half understand. but the one on margin buy doesn't math with any margin ratios or currency conversions i do on paper.

[Anonymous No.56551703]

>>56551626
I trade options in a futures account (Amp Clearing) and have never had a position closed for maintenance margins reasons but then again I never go long options with leverage so even if all my positions went to zero I wouldn't be anywhere close to a negative balance. As long as that's the case for you I wouldn't worry about it. IBKR is known for being weird about margin requirements though which is why I don't use them as a broker

[Anonymous No.56551706]

>>56551692
I was never addicted to alcohol or drugs
And believe me, I tried... I couldn't keep it up long enough to acquire a biological dependency on alcohol (I never tried anything harder)

[Anonymous No.56551710]

>>56551692
Brother I ain't no alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.56551730]

>>56551703
thanks for info. no i won't be using margin to buy options when i decide to go for it. there's enough leverage in an options contract already lol.

[Anonymous No.56551732]

>>56551706
See, right there is a blessing that you can count for yourself, PA, though I was speaking of our Polish fren.
>>56551710
Picrel and just say no to the other shit you do. If I could post 2 pics the other would be Nancy Regan.

[Anonymous No.56551745]

>>56551464
kek. Safe and effective, am I right

[Anonymous No.56551750]

>>56551525
Funny language anon. Weird that i understand it. Grandparents are from poland tho

[Anonymous No.56551756]

>>56551732
Thank you for the concern, also not Polish, but i really don't drink much at all I prefer buying shares in companies I like, although I smoke quite a few cigars every week.

[Anonymous No.56551765]

3 boomers at my work caught covid this week. One of them I worked with shoulder to shoulder for 2 days refused to get tested. 5 days later once he got really sick he got tested and ended up being positive after being around everyone all week. Why are boomers like this?

[Anonymous No.56551769]

Since I started trading again last December I took a screenshot of my portfolio every day, just now I finally put it in a spreadsheet. Funny thing is that it looks more linear than exponential meaning I'm losing my touch, I need to step my margin gain up.

Protip: You should have bought Wheat and Cattle spreads. It's still time to enjoy Cattle spreads.

[Anonymous No.56551776]

>>56551732
>See, right there is a blessing that you can count for yourself, PA
I guess. I guess I'm a social drinker though. If I'm drinking with other people, I won't stop until I pass out. On my own though, I have trouble maintaining enough interest to even finish one beer sometimes.

[Anonymous No.56551778]

>>56551300
Market was pretty much 100% short. Bigger chunks of the long positions in the SPY are at 5000 level so there is lots of space to make most of the short options worthless.

[Anonymous No.56551781]

>>56551765
Aren't you a boomer yourself rocker?

[Anonymous No.56551784]

>>56551765
>getting tested for the coof in 2023.
Rocker I thought you were based...
>>56551776
Kek same.

[Anonymous No.56551786]

>>56551765
It's just a cold with a fancy name.
>Nothing burger

[Anonymous No.56551793]

>>56551765
He was fucking sick so you should have stayed away from him. You don't need a test to tell you that, you need common sense. Where's the fucking update btw?

[Anonymous No.56551800]

>>56551131
I do much more investing than trading so I don't have any really good resources for you, but I do have one tip. Watch out for people who talk about price candles in ways that don't make sense.

For example, opening or closing above or below some line on the chart. A price candle is just a range of prices that have been paid over the last arbitrary time period. If you change the time period the opens and closes all change so that kind of talk is basically just nonsense. There's a lot of it in the trading education space so be careful.

[Anonymous No.56551806]

>>56551611
female brokers owe me sex

[Anonymous No.56551812]

>>56551781
I'm a 36 year old boomer not an OG
>>56551784
>>56551786
>>56551793
He told everyone that it wasn't covid and that he was "just getting over it". He then proceeded to sit directly in the middle of all the temp workers who are working on one of the biggest jobs of the year. If this knocks out a bunch of temps because of this, I don't think anyone will forgive him. He should have stayed his ass home. He's also the first guy to say "if you're sick stay the hell away from me". I like the guy but Jesus Christ way to be wreckless. Don't lie about that shit.

[Anonymous No.56551818]

>Iran will invade Israel this weekend

What does this mean for stocks Monday?

[Anonymous No.56551831]

>>56551818
Up and to the right.

[Anonymous No.56551832]

>>56551756
>not Polish
Shit, I thought that was you that told me that some time ago, I guess I have been niggered. Are you the one who does the coke and meth shit or am I niggered on that too?

[Anonymous No.56551847]

>>56551698
>this is ES (sp500) futures call option
ok, so it is a futures option. with stock options, if you are buying the option with your own cash, there isn't any margin requirement, and the most you can lose is whatever you paid for the option

i'm not educated on futures options, but if they're like stock options, if you are buying the option with cash, i dont know why there would be a margin requirement, since you're not using margin. what is the lowest cost call option you can buy? try putting that in there and see what it tells you

[Anonymous No.56551854]

>>56551818
Oil up because Iran will lose all its oil infrastructure in the first wk.

[Anonymous No.56551855]

>>56551832
>coke and meth shit
Bruv, never tried that never will. You've got me mixed up BOIL anon.

[Anonymous No.56551860]

>>56551818
Markets go blood green. War is bullish. Jerome upon hearing this news will turn the printers on full blast and begin QE again dooming our economy for decades to come.

[Anonymous No.56551874]

>>56551626
I have never traded options but what I can tell you is that with IBKR margin account it will treat all trades as margin, showing margin req on-going and so on. Your cash balances (in the req currency) will reduce by required amount of trade fully & if you are still positive cash then you have paid fullly so the margin req is irrelevant but it will still show on the balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.56551878]

>Put sell order in for NVDA in the morning expecting it to go up a bit then crab and go back down
>Instead it keeps going up and I miss out on an entire 1%

[Anonymous No.56551879]

>>56551681
>curious how you trade it. I guess the pattern that I see is that above the line it rips, below the line it tears, but those are really just entry points for a reversion back to the dealer level. am I thinking about that right?

so option dealer gamma is basically 2 zones:
positive gamma = sell the rip, buy the dip = lower volatility, lower swings
negative gamma = buy the rip, sell the dip = higher volatility, higher swings

we just crossed from negative gamma to positive gamma, today, which was ~4300 on SPX. so as long as we hold positive gamma zone, expect lower intraday swings in the SPX. we could however cross back into negative gamma next week though if SPX drops

[Anonymous No.56551884]

>>56551874
*info applies to share trading

[Anonymous No.56551886]

>>56551812
Yeah 36 yr old loser

[Anonymous No.56551905]

>>56551886
Hey fuck you chud! Bet you wouldn't say that to my face! Show up naked and oiled up and we'll settle this via Greco roman wrestling. Winner takes bussy. I dare you.

[Anonymous No.56551914]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
>ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

[Anonymous No.56551921]

>>56551847
you can see the pic with the 2 strikes that i have a ticket on cash buy only. it still shows maintenance margin.

i think IBKR might be giving me automatic 2x margin on futures options. so the price is $8.45 x 100 for a 9500 ES call. but my order ticket is only charging me half that. so it's showing that i need to maintain a maintenance margin of the other half of the cost of the option. a strange way of doing business from IBKR.

that could really fuck someone up if they get excited and start trading assuming price paid and no more funding requirement. easy way to blow up your account. on the other hand that's a fuck load of leverage to make money on if you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.56551922]

Uh oh

[Anonymous No.56551933]

>>56551922
you're going to need to label or explain your squiggles for me, I'm not very smart

[Anonymous No.56551943]

>>56551905
That's the only way I fight. No hand shake, we do it like our ancestors did and rub cocks instead before the match. Our penises will be rubbing against each others legs while we try and wrestle each other down to the ground.

[Anonymous No.56551944]

>>56551765
The "greatest generation" has accidentally created the worst generation.
Allah loves being ironic that way.

[Anonymous No.56551946]

>>56551933
Mmmm mountans...

[Anonymous No.56551950]

>>56551933
The top two are aggregate values, so ignore them (blue = net worth, green = liquid networth, aka without IRAs). The rest represent different accounts I have and how I'll probably end up drawing them down if I can't find a job in the next 7 years

[Anonymous No.56551978]

>>56551921
You have a margin account so are trading with margin always. How much you use is up to you.

[Anonymous No.56551984]

>>56551943
Good to see you're a man with integrity

[Anonymous No.56551995]

>>56551978
it doesn't show maintenance margin when i have order tickets of stock options. futures options is special apparently. IBKR needs consistency. would like to know how other brokers deal with this.

[Anonymous No.56551999]

>>56551921
>so the price is $8.45 x 100 for a 9500 ES call. but my order ticket is only charging me half that.
do they give you the choice of paying in full up front for the entire amount of the option?

[Anonymous No.56552002]

>healthy market

What happens next

[Anonymous No.56552010]

They're going to print the dollar to zero to hide their fuckup. Liquidate everything and buy PMs.

[Anonymous No.56552019]

>>56552002
>what happens next
someone needs to post the pic with stock market index doing a loop-the-loop

[Anonymous No.56552020]

>>56552010
theyve been doing this for 200 years

[Anonymous No.56552026]

>>56552002
>healthy market
Yes, this is healthy, I agree, and I'm a doctor

[Anonymous No.56552027]

>>56552020
not an argument

[Anonymous No.56552048]

>>56552002
Maybe you will stop being such a faggot bobo

[Anonymous No.56552050]

>>56551944
they were given that title retroactively, and mostly gave it to themselves.
nobody named generations at all until boomers: it's called "the baby boom" because that's what happened after WWII. the "greatest generation" that coined "boomer" were talking about their ungrateful shitty "free love" kids.
shortly after that, they coined themselves the greatest generation, and their parents the silent generation.

[Anonymous No.56552061]

Another day. Another day of green!. Got me and the Wife some BK for dinner after work as a kinda treat. Been a good month. Britney spears went nude, kinda again, showing off her bare ass. Hey for being 41 aside from the face starting to show it a bit, that body don't look bad at all. (She's shown the tits before to). Avril, Duff,Lohan, Aguilera, and now Spears all in the nude. (and I got the pics saved of them all). Bout the only thing better would be if Swift did it but that's a pipe dream unless a sex tape leak happened.

[Anonymous No.56552065]

>>56551874
all brokers are operating like this whether they show you that or not (robinhood)

[Anonymous No.56552069]

>>56552020
Not like this they haven't. Get out of the dollar.

[Anonymous No.56552073]

>>56552061
Lol I gave my wife a knuckle sandwich to remind her of her place

[Anonymous No.56552077]

>>56551812
>I'm a 36 year old boomer not an OG
you're a millenial.
43 is the youngest you can be to belong to generation x.

[Anonymous No.56552082]

>the iphones ...
>arent selling?

[Anonymous No.56552086]

>>56552073
Is this the wifebeater anon? I remember you from a few days ago

[Anonymous No.56552090]

>>56552073
I fucked my sister to remind her of her place

[Anonymous No.56552091]

r8 my portfolio:
pltr
celh
hood
mo
soxl

[Anonymous No.56552092]

>>56552086
Yeah faggot, suck my dick bitch. What you going to cry about it? Go die in a Dumpster fire with the rest of the bobos

[Anonymous No.56552093]

>>56551999
no. they just assume you know it's margined. you could just keep the account at 2x value of premium paid and forget about it.

my math is wrong. actually 3x margin they give you on futures options. initial margin is $42k CAD. the full option price is $995 USD x 100 = $100k USD.

$42k CAD = $32k USD.

sounds good until you realize 1% drop in option value means it wipes out your maintenance margin. so you have to top up with deposits or IBKR will liquidate you. :(

[Anonymous No.56552094]

Get out of the dollar.

[Anonymous No.56552095]

>>56552061
looks good, drop the para and disney though

[Anonymous No.56552097]

>>56552090
Wowowowowowo, you fucked your sister?...

[Anonymous No.56552101]

>>56552093
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.56552105]

>>56552082
>Somehow Samsung returned...

[Anonymous No.56552109]

>TDA bros
were getting scwabbed this weekend

[Anonymous No.56552134]

>>56552069
I’ll be happy to take that burden of $3.50 off your shoulders.

[Anonymous No.56552154]

anons, financial question here. I have had a few beers; have you beat your meat too much in a day that you couldn't get it hard for your gf?

[Anonymous No.56552179]

>>56552109
will the UI change? I actually like my tda app and think or swim

[Anonymous No.56552190]

>>56552090
what the fuck anon

[Anonymous No.56552232]

>>56552154
Just physically beat her instead.

[Anonymous No.56552236]

>>56552002
It crabs because that's what would piss people off the most.

>>56552077
Millennials are just boomers but even gayer. They start in 1982 since
>They coined the term in 1987, around the time children born in 1982 were entering kindergarten, and the media were first identifying their prospective link to the impending new millennium as the high school graduating class of 2000.
Nobody cares about the fact that the millennium technically started with 2001, since 2000 had a 2 and that's when all the parties were.

[Anonymous No.56552247]

>>56552109
RIP, I'll miss it.

>>56552179
Thinkorswim stays the same, but you'll have to use schwab.com and schwab mobile.

[Anonymous No.56552252]

>>56551855
Man, kick ass, I am very glad to hear that I got niggered on that because I have worried over it for you. Now there is some mysterious coke and meth smoking faggot on here that may or may not be from Poland that I can just pray for once and be done while rejoicing that (You) are good, at least in that regard. This kind of bullshit wouldn't happen if everyone would just avatarniggerfagjewtard.

[Anonymous No.56552260]

>>56552247
fuck...

[Anonymous No.56552275]

>>56552093
sounds like you're trading too big. maybe forget the options and just go with plain es mini futures

[Anonymous No.56552293]

>>56552179
The thinkorswim UI is the singular reason to use TDA.

[Anonymous No.56552296]

>>56552109
>>56552247
>>56552260
My first personal account last year was TDA, and right after I opened it I discovered it had been bought by Schwab so had them close it. I'd already managed my son's Schwab account and knew it sucked ass. Now that thinkorswim is fully brought over I have been considering using them again just for that. It's an incredible fuckin' platform.

[Anonymous No.56552315]

>>56552293
Yep, I wish either Fidelity or Robinhood bought it instead, Fidelity as long as they would keep the 24 hr trades available in it.

[Anonymous No.56552337]

>>56552090
SANSHA, PREASE

[Anonymous No.56552342]

>>56551412
I don't care whatever is strong. I went on lichess to play chess and got one definite cheater and two questionable. It's late Friday afternoon so all the weekend friends of stockfish have logged on.

[Anonymous No.56552357]

>>56551548
Cute

[Anonymous No.56552360]

>>56551436
Expanding the too big to fail list

[Anonymous No.56552379]

>>56552105
All smartphones are dog shit.

[Anonymous No.56552385]

Where are all the bobos?

[Anonymous No.56552389]

>>56551818
No, they won't. Nasrallah completely bitched out.

[Anonymous No.56552390]

>>56552236
that's not entirely accurate, i believe it was coined that early, but they were still broadly called "generation y" until the 2000s when "hipster" was replaced with "millenial" as the go-to word for insufferable

[Anonymous No.56552414]

>>56552275
not trading anything. just playing around with the option strategy builder. based on potential for loss it's probably better just to trade straight stock at 3x leverage.

i wouldn't trade leveraged futures options. i would have the full premium in my account should i ever purchase them. IBKR is fucking around not being consistent in how they apply or notify people of their leverage implementation.

[Anonymous No.56552449]

bobos btfo
https://youtu.be/ppyUiA2lsws

[Anonymous No.56552450]

FNKO + 16%

[Anonymous No.56552454]

>>56552385
Liquidated into the accounts of the winners.
The cycle reapeats.

[Anonymous No.56552484]

this is so boring, but i think this is it for me smg

going to quit while im ahead overall and turn my 6 fig individual picks into index funds

[Anonymous No.56552489]

>>56552385
my cash is with good mattresses. It Will Come Back.

[Anonymous No.56552512]

I just put 5 milly into amzn. It’s my inheritance.

[Anonymous No.56552547]

FOOK EEEEET
I know it is a little high for my sensibilities, but I went ahead and bought a *little* more BOIL and UNG before the gate gets locked for
TWO
FUCKIN'
DAYS.
I happened to nootice that the Jan and Feb coontracts got revised up about 20 cents higher than they have mostly been for the last many months. Someone has evidently determined that there might be more NATGAS NEEDS this Winter than had previously been ass yoomed.

[Anonymous No.56552610]

>FULL
>RETARD
>STRENGTH
>FED
>POLICY
>CHANGE
>ANTICIPATION
>EUPHORIA

[Anonymous No.56552612]

The dollar is fucked. Get out.

[Anonymous No.56552620]

>>56552414
yeah fuck IKBR then. could always just do SPY options, ES minis, or 3x ETFs

[Anonymous No.56552628]

>>56552612
Isn't the dollar being "fucked" good for stooks?

[Anonymous No.56552638]

>$GEO earnings report on Tuesday and border funding coming in the next bill

Prison investors go home and fuck your wives, you’ve earned it.

[Anonymous No.56552646]

>>56552628
Not in real terms.

[Anonymous No.56552678]

>>56552061
Holy based

[Anonymous No.56552728]

>>56552385
in nvda puts that I bought today

[Anonymous No.56552735]

>>56552610
Profits is profits.
A trend is a trend.
Don't fight the retard, u gotto go full retard with it.

[Anonymous No.56552742]

>>56552082
>iphone
im going to get one soon

[Anonymous No.56552752]

>>56552646
What the fuck does that mean, it either is or it ain't. Is it or ain't it, and whichever it is, in what way? I understand it to be a matter of a "weaker" dollar means that international niggers will buy more of our shit and do more business with us in general because they don't get quite so fucked on the exchange.

[Anonymous No.56552769]

>Trade 10x whatever in August, lose $340
>Trade 10x biotech in Sept, lose $70
>Trade a few more biotechs in Oct, up $5

I just long whatever has an upcoming PFUDA thing and then do a volatility hedge on the sector with LABD... my account is mostly at parity for open trades, but most of my loses are because of transaction fees. In sept, I spent $220 in trade fees and would've been profitable. So instead of selling LABD to scale my hedges, I just bought whatever amount of LABU so now I'm holding both. I suppose I'll purge both positions whenever I run out of capital and repeat the cycle again

[Anonymous No.56552775]

>>56552769
Should mention that my broker (Questrade) has no fees to buy etfs so I just take advantage of that loophole

[Anonymous No.56552792]

>>56551464
Delicious morning snacks.

[Anonymous No.56552794]

>>56552769
Why biotech? Do you really miss shitcoins trading that much? Still better than crypto (but still...)

[Anonymous No.56552813]

no big deal.

[Anonymous No.56552835]

>>56551517
based

[Anonymous No.56552868]

>>56552752
It means your stocks can still go up while you get bankrupted by holding them. Look at Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.56552871]

>Fidelity
>Boston
>debit card arrives from Omaha
Buffett?

[Anonymous No.56552921]

>>56552752
lern2english retard. Going down in real terms means the amount of real life goods and services you can purchase with your one share of SPY goes down, even if the stonks line is going up. For example, the prices of canned food outperform the S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.56552949]

>>56552489
From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56552965]

SPY IWM TLT all failed to reclaim their 200MA

[Anonymous No.56552984]

>>56552921
how can I long deenz?

[Anonymous No.56552987]

>>56552965
i had a straddle from yesterday on ES. closed it for a tiny profit. if you put a gun to my head and forced me a pick a directional play, i would say we are in a bearish trend. let's see the full effect of interest rate hikes next year. we all know the effect is lagged.

[Anonymous No.56552995]

>>56552921
That’s why you use leverage, boomer.

[Anonymous No.56553009]

fortune favors the bold

[Anonymous No.56553051]

>>56551464
very low carbs, sugars makes mucosa

[Anonymous No.56553067]

>>56552984
Take physical delivery.

[Anonymous No.56553104]

>>56553009
Poverty favors the stupid. Enjoy your loss.

[Anonymous No.56553125]

>>56552921
>SPY
I am unconcerned with the returns on fag shit.
>stonks
Go back and stay the fuck back, niggerfag.
Either way you slice it, if your stooks are increasing the amount of money you have, it's still better to have more money that is worth less, than less money that is worth less. Niggerfagtardschiz. Lrn2Lrn2.
>>56552949
>From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me
This, but also NON NATGAS fag shit.

[Anonymous No.56553126]

What happened to /smg/ these threads are fucking abysmal these days

[Anonymous No.56553139]

>>56553126
What happened to ur mom's muff, it looks like it has the mange.

[Anonymous No.56553154]

>>56553104
only need 1% on monday. given the market conditions thats not unlikely to happen. especially with that nice little fade at the end of today.

[Anonymous No.56553155]

>>56553126
I feel like we haven't had a good meme stock that goes parabolic in a long time like I remember the days of Corsair palantir etc

[Anonymous No.56553194]

>>56553126
sorry after drinking 5 glasses of wine i passed out for a few hours.
now i'm back to promote BOIL and all of your other favorite stocks.

[Anonymous No.56553213]

>>56553155
The fizzle of the annual UONE spike might be indicative of the decline, if not end, of that era for a while. Though not the same as your type of example, the economic policy impact on startup behaviors and such might work against the factors that allowed for those previous events to occur with greater frequency. All of the shill attempts that I've been around to see are generally total pieces of shit like TTOO.

[Anonymous No.56553243]

>only took Schwab 3 fucking years to relaunch thinkorswim
>only found out about it from /biz/ that you can ask schwab to enable thinkorswim on your account, they never bothered telling me that it was finally live
Lightning speed. I'd drop these fags if their banking terms weren't so favorable to me and also one of the only platforms that didn't participate in the collusion to block trading of GME that one day

[Anonymous No.56553322]

So who else didn't fall for the sell-your-SOXL posting??

[Anonymous No.56553378]

>>56553322
nearly 800 shares now

[Anonymous No.56553432]

>>56552379
>green bubble energy
ick

[Anonymous No.56553461]

sulfur farts

[Anonymous No.56553464]

>it's another edition of the Fed is fucking over the entire economy to treat their buddies at the big banks
How do we overthrow the Federal Reserve?

[Anonymous No.56553473]

>>56553464
This time it is the treasury

[Anonymous No.56553474]

>>56553464
fight the US in a world war and win
we are on the most cursed timeline by all accounts

[Anonymous No.56553476]

pltr is going to make me a millionaire, easiest 10x of my life

[Anonymous No.56553485]

>>56553126
/smg/ is full of newly minted investopedia macroeconomists now thus boring

[Anonymous No.56553498]

>>56553322
The anon that sold bought back in too

[Anonymous No.56553519]

>>56553498
i tax loss harvested a few shares of URTY at the absolute bottom
fucking small caps

[Anonymous No.56553520]

>>56553155
>mpox isn't mutating
>Hezbollah pussying out means we can't short EIS into the ground
>Lithium finished plunging into the ground
>Amerizuelan bonds got played out and bounced back
>Crypto miners aren't waking up with the latest pump
>Uranium's matching rather than exceeding hype
I don't know, not a lot of great meme ideas. Maybe GEO on the "lock up illegals before the election" angle?

[Anonymous No.56553524]

>>56553473
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.56553540]

>>56553524
see
>>56551351

[Anonymous No.56553545]

Here is my hint on what to buy

[Anonymous No.56553553]

>no john Rocker updates
I can't invest in anything I don't know what's going on in the world its over

[Anonymous No.56553556]

>>56553545
>O
Stop posting this i'm trying to go all november

[Anonymous No.56553569]

>>56553545
That's just TLT with a couple % in extra dividend.

[Anonymous No.56553570]

>>56553556
Anon, do you have any idea how hard it was to get around the Bing censor to create these images? I have to post them.

[Anonymous No.56553580]

>>56551289
Bears eat, Bulls eat, jannies get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.56553583]

>>56553569
I guess. But there are a lot of other things, like them buying other REITs during this market period, etc. TLT is also a lot riskier, even though I would say that you could make a lot of money off of it and its a good choice if you have a very high risk tolerance.

To be honest bros I'm not in O at all right now, I just wanted to share it here as a good pick. I can't share my other stock because I am schizo and I believe there is a billionaire that stalks me to ruin my trades if I share them.

[Anonymous No.56553593]

>>56553583
that's an interesting swimsuit

[Anonymous No.56553598]

>>56552484
I did a 9x today. youre here forever

[Anonymous No.56553611]

>>56553593
What would you call that swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.56553621]

>>56553009
I like it, Why not the 7th though man?

[Anonymous No.56553627]

>>56553611
i suppose it is technically a bikini

[Anonymous No.56553639]

>>56553627
>brap strap

[Anonymous No.56553642]

I think the SVIX anon deserves a round of applause. He started shilling right before the bottom and SVIX is up 25% since then. I pussied out and bought SVXY a few days after the shilling started so I'm only up a few hundred dollars but that's a few hundred I wouldn't otherwise have

[Anonymous No.56553663]

>>56553621
because im pretty god damn confident that 1% is easy money come monday. if we do 2% ill make 50 grand.

[Anonymous No.56553668]

>>56553642
>SVIX
Someone needs to explain what this is to me before I do the research myself

[Anonymous No.56553672]

>>56553639
I'm really going to have to jerk off soon.

[Anonymous No.56553673]

>>56553476
I've never really looked that them but just did a little reading and *definitely* an interesting company. What is to be made of their mega P/E and fundamentals vs that wild growth expectation? How wide/narrow is their moat, including the potential for the government or related institutions to rug them with parallel platform development, and how does it all tie in with that talent agency?

[Anonymous No.56553677]

>>56553672
No anon, hold the line!

[Anonymous No.56553692]

>>56553673
They're funded by spooks.

[Anonymous No.56553696]

>>56553677
You made me do this

[Anonymous No.56553699]

>>56553668
It shorts the front 2 month VIX futures with -1x leverage maintaining a constant 30 day weighted maturity date. Basically a VIX short. SVIX anon explained that backtesting shows it to work best when volatility is elevated but not too high. So when volatility is low you wouldn't be in SVIX, instead you'd be in normal equities. When volatility gets too high signaling a runaway scenario like 2020 or volpocalypse you'd get out of SVIX and instead go long VIX futures via VIXM the mid-term long VIX futures ETN. At least that's how I understood it. SVIX anon measures volatility as a ratio between 6 month cash VIX and 30 day cash VIX to get signals. He uses SPY implied volatility too

[Anonymous No.56553705]

>IWM 11/10 170p
>Bid/Ask: 0.55/0.56
>Delta: -0.18814
>Size: 2%

As a hedge against this retracing hard. Whaddaya think?

[Anonymous No.56553707]

>>56552484
When the market goes down, index funds dont save you. Markets are lower than they were two years ago. There is no risk free free lunch. They just tell you there is.

[Anonymous No.56553709]

>>56553673
>pltr
>>56553692

We're you guys here in smg for its ipo?
The memes were hilarious. So many Lord of the Rings memes all over smg. Pretty much all of us bought it, most sold it around...$24?
Haven't touched it since then. Was really REALLY surprised at the recent earnings.
Good buy. Not in it myself but can't go wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.56553717]

>>56553378
How long do we hold? 500 here…

[Anonymous No.56553718]

>>56553476
>img
It's amazing how fake the world is.

[Anonymous No.56553734]

>>56553718
>most of the biggest e-celebs are run by a Jew and a esg front company
This world is so fake and gay

[Anonymous No.56553745]

>>56553545

[Anonymous No.56553752]

>>56553709
It's not a bad buy, they have endless money supply.

[Anonymous No.56553781]

>>56553545
>O

Cramer agrees.

[Anonymous No.56553790]

>>56553709
No I've only been here for a little over a year. I just nooticed that latest earnings in muh Fidelity. For some reason thinking about PLTR has brought to mind there being some stock that Burry invested in that was something related to people being processed out of prison or such, maybe (vague recollection).

[Anonymous No.56553803]

>>56553781
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

IM SORRY NOBODY BUY IT IM SORRY HOLY FUCK IM DEAD SERIOUS

[Anonymous No.56553839]

>>56553803
heh

[Anonymous No.56553848]

There was an attempt. The AI still can't spell.

[Anonymous No.56553854]

>>56553848

[Anonymous No.56553866]

Ok Palantir fags I got a good one
Use it to shill your stock

[Anonymous No.56553925]

>>56553718
>>56553734
The music was not meant for us, but we can still dance and enjoy the melody and have a good time while it lasts

[Anonymous No.56553940]

>>56552794
Theyre volatile. I do the NNFX system and risk 1% on a trade, and size based on ATR. Usually a position gets me a sector delta of about 21-23. I find if a ticker does an average of 2-6% price as ATR, its good to swing/trend trade. Enough volality to move and not crazy swings.

[Anonymous No.56553948]

>>56551300
Just buy tlt calls

[Anonymous No.56553998]

>>56553322
Still holding. Retards cry about it being an ETF and "muh decay" but it's still up over 1000% since 5 years ago. Dip shits.

[Anonymous No.56554005]

no houses were for sale on my street all last year, now there’s three on my block alone, real estate bros beware

[Anonymous No.56554030]

>>56553866
>CLITI
>CIA
She's up to something.

[Anonymous No.56554176]

Another Friday night at the bar

[Anonymous No.56554187]

Somebody save the commodities

[Anonymous No.56554192]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56554207]

Should I buy the 10 dollar or 9 dollar short on AMC?
Seems like a slam dunk, shit pump to almost 12 today for no fucking reason and they have nothing but bad news coming the whole week

[Anonymous No.56554209]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56554306]

literally everyone has gone bullish, and anyone who even ever so slightly implies that they think markets are overbought gets pelted with adhoms

just like when we were at the top on july 27

[Anonymous No.56554347]

>>56554207
Terrible company that is inevitably bankrupt, but that is a crowded short. There are other worse companies out there that don't have that same possibility of you being someone else's exit liquidity when they decide to close.

[Anonymous No.56554373]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56554386]

>>56551549
Yes, most options on futures require maintenance margin because the underlying product requires maintenance margin if you exercise the option. Youre likely looking for cash settled futures options like SPX/XSP or whatever the Nasdaq version is.

[Anonymous No.56554391]

>>56552484
>”6 fig account”
>not even in 5 figs
Is this what leads do to cope with being poor?

[Anonymous No.56554394]

>>56553553
I don't miss him at all

[Anonymous No.56554417]

>Rigged Criminal Justice System
>Rigged Economy
>Rigged Education System
>Rigged Elections
>Rigged Food Supply(filled with toxic chemicals)
>Rigged Healthcare
>Rigged Hiring Practices
>Rigged Lotteries
>Rigged Sexual Marketplace
>Rigged Social Services
>Rigged Sports
>Rigged Stock Market
>Rigged Immigration Process
I'm really not seeing the bull case here, societally.

[Anonymous No.56554424]

>>56554306
that's just your opinion with no basis in reality

[Anonymous No.56554430]

>>56554306
your mainstream opinion I might add

[Anonymous No.56554431]

>>56554417
Rigged to go up

[Anonymous No.56554438]

>>56554431
Yes, rigged for jewish insider's portfolio's to go up, by printing money to make everyone else poorer.

[Anonymous No.56554459]

>>56554438
Why are you trying to play the markets if you're not jewish?

[Anonymous No.56554466]

WMT GV BBQ sauce makes a plenty fine pasta sauce.

[Anonymous No.56554469]

>>56554417
Anon, just be 6’+ tall, white, Good looking, come from an upper middle class / upper class family. Or be non fat decent looking white woman. What is so hard about it?

[Anonymous No.56554480]

>>56554417
line goes up because biden and isreal say so, but they aren't all powerful over the market.

[Anonymous No.56554491]

Everyone mark next wednesday in your calendars when JPOW will declare the pivot and say he's cutting rates next year until no bobo is alive.

[Anonymous No.56554509]

>>56554469
>just be 6’+ tall, white, Good looking
I got this
>come from an upper middle class / upper class family
Nope, poor and bad with money. Very bad, in fact. My boomer parents had every opportunity to be boomer landlords and they squandered them.
Also, family history of mental illness, I got aspergers and OCD on top of that because one wasn't enough. Now I'm underemployed, NOT a savant so I'm not particularly clever or talented at anything, and am slowly being priced out of rent let alone buying property. The only reason I'm doing fine right now if by virtue of my landlords not raising rent because they like me. If they ever sell I'm looking at 40%+ rent hike moving anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.56554516]

>>56554469
>Anon, just be 6’+ tall, white, Good looking, come from an upper middle class / upper class family. Or be non fat decent looking white woman. What is so hard about it?
Everyone who doesn't fit these criteria should be killed in my most humble opinion

[Anonymous No.56554518]

>>56554491
>even more rigging, even though real non-rigged inflation is still high, because there's an election one year from now
Yeah, I'm thinking that guy who was telling everyone to dodge the draft was right.

[Anonymous No.56554544]

>>56554518
the reason the fed would do this is so they can get away with keeping rates pretty high without the market collapsing its the 9000 iq move. Keep the market artificially high until inflation is so dead that people get fearful of deflation and then lower rates because everyone wants you to

[Anonymous No.56554550]

>>56554544
so no market collapse?
damn...

[Anonymous No.56554554]

>liz ann sonders

[Anonymous No.56554560]

>>56554544
My grocery prices are going up faster than ever before. Inflation is out of control and they chose to rig that too instead of fixing it.

[Anonymous No.56554565]

>>56554550
the market has (inflation adjusted) already collapsed. speculative investments have collapsed. SPACs are done and private equity is getting rugged day by day.

[Anonymous No.56554578]

>>56554306
Maybe if you weren't so faggy you wouldn't get pelted with so many adhoms. Ever think of that Mr faggyfagfag?

[Anonymous No.56554611]

>>56554565
so basically tech stocks are the only ones keeping the US """"""afloat"""""" right now

[Anonymous No.56554627]

>>56554611
probably because of the dollar but it might change and other stuff could begin to show strength

[Anonymous No.56554637]

>>56554518
>Yeah, I'm thinking that guy who was telling everyone to dodge the draft was right.
please elaborate

[Anonymous No.56554647]

>>56554637
just a retard screeching about how everything is fake and gay as if there was ever going to be some kind of alternative

[Anonymous No.56554649]

I had an interview for a finance programming job since I'm looking to transition into finance. I brought up how I keep up to date with market events and government bonds and they asked me questions about government bonds. I said that they were okay but I would personally invest in index funds like SPY instead.
I really hope I didn't come off as an idiot since my knowledge of govt. bonds is from this fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.56554654]

>>56554491
I would not be surprised if this is the thinking of wall street at the moment.

Either something has leaked late last week that said a FED policy change is imminent,
or the market has gone full retard delusional.

[Anonymous No.56554655]

>>56554649
this was probably the answer they wanted to year since you are young and stocks outperform bonds over the long term

[Anonymous No.56554664]

>>56554654
next inflation rate forcast MoM is just 0.1% imagine what happens if comes out lower

[Anonymous No.56554666]

>>56554655
Probably but then they started asking me about how the price of a govt bond relates to the variable interest rate and I think I said "price of bond goes up if the interest rate goes up since it's more valuable if you're earning more", god knows if that's right.

[Anonymous No.56554671]

>>56554666
holy shit no
yield and price are inversed
I don't know how many times it needs to be said here

[Anonymous No.56554674]

>>56554666
ok you are fucked then

[Anonymous No.56554681]

>>56554671
Yeah I figured he wouldn't ask that if it were that simple
Fortunately most of the interview went well, they were looking for more of a programmer than a quant anyways and I made it clear I'd be learning the finance aspect on the go. But also this job pays 200k a year for a junior so I'm sure there's some super talented guy with my level of programming expertise who also knows stochastic calculus and has actually taken a bunch of finance courses.

[Anonymous No.56554708]

>>56554664
they look at core CPI not CPI (yes the names are retarded)

[Anonymous No.56554710]

>>56554705
>>56554705
>>56554705

[Anonymous No.56554752]

>>56554664
I've seen that at the nowcasting page.
Dunno what to make of it.
Negative m/m inflation with this kind of deficit spending and money creation?
Why would anybody lower their asking prices in this environment?

[Anonymous No.56554759]

>>56551359
Did you pull those picks out of a hat?

[Anonymous No.56554811]

>>56554627
Anon do not look at UNH, WMT, AFL, LIN

[Anonymous No.56554824]

>>56554666
Yea they definitely know you are a fucking moron now. Good job anon.