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>make $100 billion trading options
>get accused of insider trading
>prosecutors have no witnesses or proof and just spend the entire trial pointing out what a loser I am for having 3 contacts in my phone and sending only 18 texts in the last year
>jury smells autism and the normie and vs autism genes kick in
>I get convicted because nobody can be that good even though there’s no proof
>I got to prison for 115 years

>> No.56551308

>>56551202
well buddy first you need to make $100 billion

>> No.56551317
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>make a website where you let people store their money and exchange it for different currencies
>promise that you won't do anything to the money only safekeep it and allow exchanges
>jewish blood can't resist the urge
>create a hedge fund and put your clueless girlfriend in charge
>funnel the stored money into the hedge fund and overleverage it in investments without telling it to the customers
>lose the money
>go to prison
a tale as jew as time

>> No.56551321

>>56551202
Don't choose a jury trial. (IANAL)