/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56543266]

Looking a bit hazy for AAPL edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56541545

[Anonymous No.56543278]

smg owes me sex and i'm here to collect

[Anonymous No.56543281]

First, I poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
then i peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.56543288]

Tfw you bought aapl calls at the lod in the am but held til tomorrow cuz es closed over 4300 and fomc when fine and earnings was surely going to beat

[Anonymous No.56543292]

what do his farts smell like?

[Anonymous No.56543294]

Real estate bros it is OUR time

[Anonymous No.56543295]

Unleash the crash. God wills it.

[Anonymous No.56543300]

okay tho frfr this general sucks and has been actively preventing me from making money.

[Anonymous No.56543301]

>>56543294
What are some commercial real estate plays I can short? They're gonna be knocking down buildings soon.

[Anonymous No.56543312]

My broker(female) owes me sex!

[Anonymous No.56543313]

>>56543300
Did you not see the occasional VZ shilling before it pumped 10%

[Anonymous No.56543315]

>>56543301
You should have been shorting months ago. The line is going up again

[Anonymous No.56543321]

>>56543313
I am an active Verizon customer and don't believe for a second that they can provide the high-quality service necessary for sustained growth.

[Anonymous No.56543330]

>>56543312
My female broker margin called me for SEX

[Anonymous No.56543338]

>>56543300
How so?

[Anonymous No.56543341]

>VZ

[Anonymous No.56543342]

>>56543315
Nah, it's maybe a short bounce but it's going to crash. What instrument are you trading?

[Anonymous No.56543345]

>>56543300
skill issue

[Anonymous No.56543349]

Is IEP a good short before earnings tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56543354]

Hi.

[Anonymous No.56543357]

>>56543354
She abandoned god long ago

[Anonymous No.56543363]

>>56543266
hazy IPA is so hot right now

[Anonymous No.56543364]

Companies you wish you could own, but aren't public:
>Martinelli's (pic related)
>Little Ceasers

Any others?

[Anonymous No.56543367]

>>56543342
ABR if you're so confident. I never make money so you're probably on to something

[Anonymous No.56543371]

>>56543292
Leather bound books

>>56543342
Lmfao cope

[Anonymous No.56543379]

>>56543367
I handle a Fortune 50 North American company with huge campuses everywhere. Our GRE report is confidential.

[Anonymous No.56543382]

What was your best trade that came from smg? For me it was swinging wkhs.

[Anonymous No.56543383]

>>56543301
VNO and SLG were big office real estate plays but they might've divested by now. DLR and O are other popular meme plays, but if you want to stay simple and diversified then DRV is the inverse LETF for XLRE.

[Anonymous No.56543384]

DIS, whatever happened there.

[Anonymous No.56543387]

>>56543354
Hello.

[Anonymous No.56543399]

Discovered how a company we were contracting with has been cutting people all year nationwide, but it wasn't being reported. I'd guess there are more companies that used the same loophole coming out of covid and work from home.

[Anonymous No.56543403]

>>56543295
>tfw no options chain so you can only short EIS

[Anonymous No.56543414]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56543424]

>>56543384
The PANDAVERSE explained it all

[Anonymous No.56543435]

>>56543384
Just rising tide. They will heem on earnings less park revenue can save their shit, but i doubt it.

[Anonymous No.56543446]

>BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges.

[Anonymous No.56543472]

>>56543446
Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.56543474]

I'm confident we're going to have a severe correction. I just don't know if it's already started, or if it will be delayed to Q1

[Anonymous No.56543477]

>>56543446
They better not be just pinning everything on him and letting everyone else walk.

[Anonymous No.56543481]

>>56543414
i be fuckin' it, and we ballin' it.

[Anonymous No.56543495]

>>56543446
So he has a sure path to Argentina now?

[Anonymous No.56543498]

>>56543474
Bitch did you miss 2022? I swear to god all the bears were in a coma and just woke up

[Anonymous No.56543509]

>NEGG
What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.56543511]

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

[Anonymous No.56543516]

>>56543509
The meme answer would be "take one guess", but I'll assist you, consider the average negg and their contribution to society. Therein lies your answer.

[Anonymous No.56543520]

>>56543446
He will appeal and they will quietly drop everything, they just want the headline.

[Anonymous No.56543524]

>>56543511
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.56543527]

>>56543266
Nonfarm payrolls. Rolling covered calls. Anticipating the continued rally. Careful out there Chads.

[Anonymous No.56543535]

>>56543266
iToddler bros not like this

[Anonymous No.56543542]

>>56543509
Yeah this one kinda surprised me to. I would've figured they'd be more profitable. I know now they're selling a 20TB exos drive for under 300. Which is cheaper than the 18tb version of the same drive.

[Anonymous No.56543547]

Futures will recover for the Friday gamma squeeze, rate cuts being priced in are all that matters

[Anonymous No.56543548]

This man's death in an Israeli airstrike in the next 24 hours will be the black swan that brings it all crashing down. A fitting end to a financial system that has lost its grip on risk management.

[Anonymous No.56543549]

>>56543509
TigerDirect too fierce.

[Anonymous No.56543553]

>>56543548
who dat?

[Anonymous No.56543559]

>>56543446
"yup yup"

[Anonymous No.56543563]

>>56543477
>They better not be just pinning everything on him and letting everyone else walk.
His boomer parents literally used him in this whole scheme, they walked away millionaires.

[Anonymous No.56543567]

>>56543553
Sam-Ael Hydu, the Ghost of Hezbollah

[Anonymous No.56543572]

>>56543553
Your better.

[Anonymous No.56543574]

>>56543553
Nassim "the Arab" Taleb

[Anonymous No.56543576]

>>56543547
>rate cuts
but I honestly believe that people unironically expect the FED to cut rates into the hottest economy ever where there are more job openings than unemployed persons.
their brains are all fried, though.

[Anonymous No.56543580]

>>56543548
nassim taleb?

[Anonymous No.56543587]

>>56543364
This li'l nigga right here.

[Anonymous No.56543600]

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

[Anonymous No.56543603]

>>56543364
Is Jeld-Wen still private?

[Anonymous No.56543605]

>>56543509
They sell a set of products most people buy once every 3-5 years, which can also be purchased on amazon or other competing sites. Margins are slim.
Not sure what compelled anyone to think it's worth 10 billion dollars, but 2021 was truly a special time.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56543616]

Market isn't pricing in cuts yet, it's pricing in a full pause. Powell won't be hiking again, the bond market can't handle another hike. Bullbros we're going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.56543628]

>>56543600
>mumus
>bobos
Mooo Mooos like bulls?
Bo bo bear? Get your reddit shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.56543633]

OK, what's everyone's plan for tomorrow?

You *do* have a plan, right?

[Anonymous No.56543639]

>>56543616
Why would he cut rates?

[Anonymous No.56543640]

>>56543446
FREE MY NIGGA SAM HE DINDU NUFFIN

[Anonymous No.56543653]

>>56543633
going all in SOXS premarket and selling at 9:35

[Anonymous No.56543655]

>>56543640
You thinking of Bill. SBF broke the sacred broker-customer covenant. For that he should be drawn and quartered, his entrails left to be eaten by that rat of a girlfriend of his.

[Anonymous No.56543664]

>>56543587
for me, it's wawa

[Anonymous No.56543678]

Isn't it fucking amazing that the people who said "FED" are the ones with the most retarded opinions??

[Anonymous No.56543690]

>>56543616
>the bond market can't handle another hike
lmao.
you say this out of one corner of your mouth, but then out of the other side 'everything is fine, buy buy buy'
why can't the bond market handle another hike, anon?
HMmmm?? :^)

[Anonymous No.56543695]

>>56543678
I wish FED were a ticker. Hell, maybe if it were the Fed itself, like the SNB.

[Anonymous No.56543700]

>>56543364
I don't care what anyone says. Gabe has managed to do the least amount of damage to his store front than any other business of the same sector.
Even with some of the hiccup decisions they've made there's enough customer goodwill to last a lifetime, or until he dies.

[Anonymous No.56543714]

>>56543664
I think what I miss most about living in the mid-Atlantic region is the convenience stores...
>miss wawa
>miss sheetz
>miss rutters
>miss turkey hill
>miss royal farms
There just isn't anything like that where I am now

[Anonymous No.56543716]

>>56543690
I say we keep on hiking until only companies with positive balance sheets, solid cash flows, and good fundamentals remain.

[Anonymous No.56543717]

>>56543616
>We're pausing the rap|
>It means the rape never happened!
*Goes back to pre-rape ATHs*

[Anonymous No.56543719]

>>56543700
lord gaben

[Anonymous No.56543730]

>>56543628
Basically

[Anonymous No.56543731]

>>56543714
Same. I miss Wegmans, but I'm glad to be free of eastcoast politics.

[Anonymous No.56543734]

>>56543633
I will continue to baghold OXY until the market finally realizes its worth, possibly for an eternity
VICKY STOP KEKING US AND RELEASE THE DIVIDENDS AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56543753]

I know this is the stock thread but I'm just curious how many of you hold crypto as well?

[Anonymous No.56543757]

>>56543446

[Anonymous No.56543760]

We will continue the great bull run that has been ongoing since the 1990s (2008 was a beer trap)

[Anonymous No.56543768]

>>56543731
Yes... Wegmans was fun...
Now I have to settle for fucking KR
As for convenience stores... they're all jokes. They only sell candy, snacks, soda, and coffee.
I WANT MY FUCKING MTO BREAKFAST SANDWICHES

[Anonymous No.56543772]

>>56543603

I just don't see a world where windows and doors are flying off the shelves.

[Anonymous No.56543773]

>>56543364
>mfw my mom still gets Martinelli's for thanksgiving & christmas even though im the only one who drinks it
Graduated from the kids table like 25 years ago but some things never change

[Anonymous No.56543782]

>>56543772
>I just don't see a world where windows and doors are flying off the shelves.

[Anonymous No.56543795]

>>56543364
Aldi or Lidl

[Anonymous No.56543815]

>>56543655
Based and checked, Bill is a man of the LORD GOD Almighty.

[Anonymous No.56543835]

This is what an insolvent country looks like.

[Anonymous No.56543848]

I have 25k right now, mostly from buying options and selling at 10% gains. At what amount should I start selling options instead?

[Anonymous No.56543857]

>>56543760
>beer trap
I did drink a lot of beer in 08.

[Anonymous No.56543869]

>>56543266
The bulls have a solid point. There is a convergence of upward and downward trends on SOXL resulting in $18 on Nov. 3rd-teenth.

Which means, anything could happen in the next 24 hours. We already know AAPL's earnings but we don't know Nonfarm Payrolls rates. And we don't know how niggas gonna feel in general when they cop 'o feel of that gristle when they were expecting a fat, juicy ass-munch full of butt muscle and opportunity

[Anonymous No.56543889]

>>56543753
Yeah. In fact GBTC and BITW are saving my ass the past couple weeks. Much comfier than straight BITO or miners (or COIN lol).

[Anonymous No.56543908]

>>56543869
Bad news is good news since a negative payroll print is the only way Jerome gets us those sweet sweet rape cuts.

[Anonymous No.56543909]

>>56543889
The dragon longsword ruins it. Mah nigga should be hittin on them barrows chicks with a bronze skimmy.

[Anonymous No.56543917]

>>56543446

[Anonymous No.56543922]

>>56543446
it was known

[Anonymous No.56543924]

>>56543922
Every single time

[Anonymous No.56543926]

Amazon just where in the hell did you lose my package?

[Anonymous No.56543927]

Wow, lithium stocks are beat to shit. SQM's got a steadier losing streak since August than CVNA.

[Anonymous No.56543938]

>>56543364
Ocean Spray

[Anonymous No.56543940]

>>56543869
>Which means, anything could happen in the next 24 hours.
sound analysis

[Anonymous No.56543952]

>>56543477
lol not only that but Biden's going to commute his sentence before leaving the Whitehouse.

[Anonymous No.56543958]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAfC0vmwbhk

[Anonymous No.56544008]

>>56543364
Aldi.

[Anonymous No.56544021]

>>56543958
Nah, we'll have a chill consolidation day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCHMqrkoyFA

[Anonymous No.56544035]

>>56544021
Chill's cool too

[Anonymous No.56544047]

>>56543266
lets laugh at all the doomtard bears, lmfao, im up like 2k in the past couple days, plus divvy season is all year long lol

[Anonymous No.56544053]

>>56543364
LEGO is literally the best one.

[Anonymous No.56544058]

>>56544047
Aren't they just some of the dumbest, most shortsighted faggots in the world? I mean jesus christ two years in a row of this shit

[Anonymous No.56544065]

>>56543313
lol that was me, i tried to warn you bros, im up like 16% in a couple weeks on VZ plus that 9% danion

[Anonymous No.56544066]

Things got out of hand earlier when the anon was talking about his sister. We were all in a state of short squeeze euphoria. Let's close out the week strong tomorrow. Act professional. Wear a suit to your battle station

[Anonymous No.56544073]

>>56544066
Damn I need to get my suit dry cleaned
It smells like the dust in the back of my closet

[Anonymous No.56544077]

>>56544053
A public LEGO alongside NVO would make EDEN the world's comfiest ETF.

[Anonymous No.56544101]

>>56543795
I thought Lidl was public? (or it's part of AD holdings or so.)
It's not nearly as good though.

[Anonymous No.56544109]

the general bull thesis is that good news for the stock market makes it go up, and bad news for the economy the Fed will signal rate pauses or decreases, which will also make stocks go up,
barring something more potent than FED (major disaster/demand shock/scamdemc etc) stocks literally will go up forever.

[Anonymous No.56544128]

>>56544109
The bull thesis is that most of the time people are constructing things and not destroying them and most of the time things work out pretty well.
It's very simple and very reasonable and something you should agree with unless there's a very good reason not to.

[Anonymous No.56544131]

It isn't actually possible to slow walk the real estate complications until it becomes a nothingburger right?

[Anonymous No.56544151]

>>56543958
nah, we're having a gamma squeeze

[Anonymous No.56544154]

>>56544131
Unless we get very high inflation real estate is probably going down over the next year.

[Anonymous No.56544166]

GET FUCKED BOBOS

[Anonymous No.56544177]

>>56544166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKVZrbitbd8

[Anonymous No.56544180]

>>56544154
I am more worried about knife catching banks and the whole thing with commercial offices or whatever

[Anonymous No.56544192]

>>56544154
It's already going down. Public listings have been staying listed longer, and have price drops. New listings are increasing, as well as listing age. The only stuff moving is what was refinanced at 2-3% in communities that have high equity. It's all privately bought with loan assumptions, and the investors pay for the place until it's sold or the owner finds a new place.
Can't say the same for corporate leases.

[Anonymous No.56544193]

>>56544177
nice dubs mumusister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bgC6jvjvro

[Anonymous No.56544195]

>>56544154
>unless prices go up prices will probably go down over the next year

[Anonymous No.56544198]

>Old Yeller funding the government with 30-day paper

You are now aware that this is what 3rd world emerging market governments do.

[Anonymous No.56544210]

>>56544180
Id check out ABR and MPW
single and multi family homes, and hospitals,
office space is dead in the water

[Anonymous No.56544212]

>>56544195
IE it's not going up in real terms.

[Anonymous No.56544215]

>>56544198
KEK, kill the dollar. Time to start buying Yen I guess. Widowmaker.

[Anonymous No.56544217]

>>56544210
Didn't MPW literally have their flagship tenant go bankrupt or something? I forget snailposter's thesis.

[Anonymous No.56544218]

>>56544154
>>56544192
>It's already going down.
meanwhile in reality...

[Anonymous No.56544231]

>>56544218
It's all home builders playing a shell game. They're going to run out of money for that and it's going to crash.

[Anonymous No.56544240]

>>56544210
>MPW
now that is a knife

[Anonymous No.56544243]

>>56544231
>It's all home builders playing a shell game.

[Anonymous No.56544246]

>>56544218
That doesn't include taxes or HOAs or insurance.

[Anonymous No.56544248]

>>56544240
its being squoze, i too am too afraid, but you could prob get a 2x

[Anonymous No.56544251]

>>56544231
Nah, they'll just flip their bags to chink investors.

Then we rug those chinks by declaring war and nationalizing all their property. ezpz gg no re

[Anonymous No.56544254]

>>56543364
Ultra Safe Nuclear
Shine Technologies
SpaceX

[Anonymous No.56544255]

>>56543940
It's on the crux. Maybe you're in between jerkoff sessions and Doritos 3D bites, but I nailed this one here, and all you can do is watch.

[Anonymous No.56544269]

>>56543958
Perhaps required but minus the death, perhaps.

[Anonymous No.56544272]

>>56544240
>single and multi family homes, and hospitals,
>office space is dead in the water
Heard about the hospitals, first hand with office space, had no idea about multi family homes. Is that like condos and town houses or multiplexes/apartments?
Totally get the single family home, I'm in that situation myself.

[Anonymous No.56544274]

>>56544254
>Ultra Safe Nuclear
Speaking of, just checked and out of all /smg/s today, only two (possibly one) guys even mentioned uranium. CCJ might actually hit 50.

[Anonymous No.56544284]

>>56544255
check picrelated and the dates,
then lower your tone.

[Anonymous No.56544285]

Weird how people don't see the bears here.

[Anonymous No.56544292]

>>56544251
Reeeeeeee I'm thar schizo pro chink faggot retard that will go on a schizo rant for talking trash about chinks! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.56544295]

>>56544284
>Sounds like a lot of conjecture and misconfigured correlation pumped by disconfigured sluts
You're a faggot, gay nerd...

[Anonymous No.56544298]

>>56544243
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.56544301]

>>56544274
>uranium
Uranium has been a play since the chinks copied nuke plants and the EU and Japan closed their nuke plants. The plan is to nuke oil and natgas with nukes, literally, because the solar and wind scams will unwind (already are) and le technology new nuke is super safe, but only certain places can mine it safe, refine it safe, and use it safe. Regulations and restrictions just drive the price up more, but with the clean energy people backing it, to the MOOOOOOOOON

after we crash.

[Anonymous No.56544302]

I like how buying high is the hip new thing to do. When will there be a pullback? Idk next week maybe?

[Anonymous No.56544305]

>>56544295

[Anonymous No.56544313]

>>56544298
Uneducated Economist

[Anonymous No.56544315]

Uuhh, ukraine trannies, what's happening???

[Anonymous No.56544316]

>>56544305
Do you forgive. Do your forgive yourself? Because that is the first step. That is the first step to seeking forgiveness from your weak, dumb, addled state.

You drunk.

[Anonymous No.56544319]

>>56544313
Is he in a car?

[Anonymous No.56544321]

>>56544298
Steven Van Meter, The Bond King

[Anonymous No.56544323]

>>56544316
That boy needs therapy.

[Anonymous No.56544325]

>>56544313
>Iraq
>Syria
etc

[Anonymous No.56544333]

>>56544319
That's his gimmick.

[Anonymous No.56544334]

>>56544325
meant for >>56544315
It's just lobbyist graft, same people every time. Really surprised no one has mentioned it before.

[Anonymous No.56544335]

>>56544272
often times multi family homes are just normal old houses some greedy retard looked at and said, "I can put up a wall down the middle and make two homes and rent them both." I have only seen duplexes in person but apparently the get a little larger. Townhouses condos and apartments are their own thing.

[Anonymous No.56544338]

>>56544315
iirc there was a rumor that putin died too. hasn't had a public appearance in over 10 days.

[Anonymous No.56544340]

>>56544323
That boy needs more therapy. He needs a dad. Who's gonna be his dad? Who is gonna replace this man's metaphorical dad while he assaults his most favorite ontological basket weaving forum?

[Anonymous No.56544343]

>>56544274
Wasn't me posting, but I am bullish uranium. Analysts keep upping the target price for CCJ. If you rescale the last bull market run adjusted for the growth in the money supply and overlay it on the current run, it could go to $200+ over the next few years.

[Anonymous No.56544344]

>>56544321
That's not Van Pedo.
By the looks of it, Van Pedo seems to be disintegrating after years of being constantly wrong about everything.

[Anonymous No.56544359]

>>56544335
>often times multi family homes are just normal old houses some greedy retard looked at and said, "I can put up a wall down the middle and make two homes and rent them both."
Nah, all of the duplexes I've seen were designed that way. I think multi family implies some responsibility on someone else's money for the agreement.

[Anonymous No.56544365]

Your favorite cowards are being destroyed all the time. Asian Americans, Indian Americans, African Americans...

We will kill all of you gay niggers when you give us the green lights.

[Anonymous No.56544366]

>>56544315
Finally I can sell my LUKOY bags

[Anonymous No.56544367]

>>56544243
Has this dude lost his fucking house, yet? I remember him saying he went all-in with his assets; even sold his silver stack (or so he said)

[Anonymous No.56544376]

Attention Bobocucks, Dow Futures are still in the green.

[Anonymous No.56544384]

>>56544367
No. Why would he lose his house?
He bought his house at generational low interest rates and since then his Zestimate has appreciated further.
He has a stable job and a YT income stream on the side.
Why you hatin'?

[Anonymous No.56544401]

>>56544376
It's 9:44am in China, fourteen minutes after market open, Hong Kong is up 1.27% shanghai +0.5%, and Shenzhen +0.7%
any futures movements taking place during Chinese market open are literally meaningless to the movements the following day

[Anonymous No.56544402]

>>56544384
Based

[Anonymous No.56544403]

i'm half tempted to pull out all my money from ameritrade until this merger is over with schwab. i'm sure everything will be fine but i have this gut wrenching feeling they'll use it as an excuse to fuck over so many people

[Anonymous No.56544409]

>>56544292
What? That's not me. I just know those Chinamen love them some sketchy housing investments bought sight unseen.

[Anonymous No.56544417]

>>56544403
this is irrational
what you should be more afraid of is Schwabs insolvency issues - they will be one of the (major) brokers that blows up during the credit crisis that is looming for the banks
for this reason I would not be keeping any money with them, as with 100% certainty, within the next 6 months, they will be limiting customer withdrawals

[Anonymous No.56544418]

>>56544384
Stop advertising here, faggot.
Also yeah, I hope you lose your home and you're out on your ass for the second time; like in '08.
"drinking is screwing up your economic thinking"
Dang bro, you got a drinking problem? Seems like projecting
>inb4 I explain in the video
not watching it.

[Anonymous No.56544419]

>>56544323
Purely psychosomatic.

[Anonymous No.56544423]

>>56544419
Lie down on the couch.

[Anonymous No.56544426]

>>56544418
You too should consider therapy.

[Anonymous No.56544428]

>>56544409
Do it bro, go on your schizo rant with your fake ass whataboutism!

[Anonymous No.56544433]

>>56543364
Onlyfans

[Anonymous No.56544445]

>>56544417
pardon my russian but, proofs?

[Anonymous No.56544451]

>>56544366
Based Biden keeping us from selling early.

[Anonymous No.56544457]

>>56544428
>whataboutism!

[Anonymous No.56544464]

>>56543958
fucken love that song bro/sis

[Anonymous No.56544469]

Best incest stocks?

[Anonymous No.56544472]

>>56544419
>>56544423
>>56544426
Why are you all, in the same three posts, advocating therapy? Are you Jews?

[Anonymous No.56544478]

>>56544417
>they will be one of the (major) brokers that blows up during the credit crisis that is looming for the banks
So that's why the market gets closed during the credit crisis. Spillover effects to Schwab...

[Anonymous No.56544480]

>>56544417
You don't mind me capping this, do you?

[Anonymous No.56544484]

>>56544445
https://www.theinvestorspodcast.com/episodes/the-banking-crisis-explained-w-shawn-omalley/
>Banks like First Republic, which authorities are now working desperately to save lost over 70 billion dollars of its deposits to withdrawals, which amounts to nearly half of its deposit base at the end of last year. Just, just remarkable. Even big names like Charles Schwab were being hit by contagion concerns.
>Even big names like Charles Schwab were being hit by contagion concerns.
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/schwab-bank-deposits-slip-as-firm-seeks-to-recover-from-crisis-1.1947249
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/schwab%C2%A0stock-nyse-schw-no-more-grief-as-bulls-get-relief-1032710035
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/investors-bet-the-worst-is-over-for-charles-schwab-141827060.html
>Charles Schwab stock (SCHW) surged 12.5% Tuesday as investors bet the worst was over for an investment firm that attracted scrutiny as the banking industry struggled through its most challenging period since the 2008 financial crisis.
>Charles Schwab said its deposits dropped 31% during the second quarter from a year ago, falling to $304 billion. Net income for Charles Schwab also fell 28%, to $1.3 billion, while revenue dropped 9% for the same period.
Lmao.
You need to read between the lines on a lot of these. In other words, the more an article is being written by shill bots saying "Hey investors don't be worried about Schwab solvency crisis!!" the more that there is risk of solvency crisis, if there wasn't, then there is no reason to write the article in the first place lmao.

[Anonymous No.56544485]

>>56544472
Are you asking
>What does that mean?
?

[Anonymous No.56544491]

>>56544417
I have a schwab account, where should I move to?

[Anonymous No.56544490]

>>56543835
Print more, sell more bonds, ad infinitum
Bondniggers get to hold the biggest bag the world has ever seen while the debt is inflated away
Allah wills it
also i failed NNN, but longest record yet (2 days)

[Anonymous No.56544497]

>>56544485
>>56544472
You're a nut. You're crazier than a coconut.

[Anonymous No.56544499]

It's a wonder how Jews magically--despite their cultural origins, despite anything that would remove them from the tribe--hurt others.

It's almost like they did this on a Biblical imperative. It's almost like they know we're here...

[Anonymous No.56544501]

>>56544469
why do the ai semen demons always have such lumpy skin?

[Anonymous No.56544516]

>>56544485
>>56544497
Pay attention, lil one.

[Anonymous No.56544521]

>>56544469
Ask your sister.

[Anonymous No.56544522]

>>56544457
>w-w-what about bonds
>w-w-what about US housing market
>w-w-what about draft
>t-t-taiwan will get invaded in less than 15 days, this is a fact!

[Anonymous No.56544537]

>>56544501
Bad muscle placement.
t. Kinesiology student

[Anonymous No.56544539]

>>56544491
Ingots of gold and bullets

[Anonymous No.56544560]

>>56544539
golden bullets would not be very ballistically sound

[Anonymous No.56544566]

>>56544480
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.56544567]

PBF energy really fucking pumped.

[Anonymous No.56544570]

>>56544560
Sorry I meant silver bullets. For the werewolves.

[Anonymous No.56544571]

Shoot 3 .45 bullets through the face of those who disagree with this

[Anonymous No.56544578]

>>56544522
>I invented a word that means you can't call me a hyprocrite
>because if you call me a hypocrite then I just say the word XD

[Anonymous No.56544591]

>>56544578
>y-y-you are a hypocrite
Kek you got basedjacked last time for being such an insufferable faggot

[Anonymous No.56544600]

>>56544491
honestly all of the brokers will get hit by the credit crisis; just some will do better than others
schwab will be one of the worst hit
i'm honestly hard pressed to recommend any broker, but the least dirty shirts in the USA pile are going to be
>tastytrade
>fidelity
unironically, I think Sosnoff doing things "his way" will protect his firm compared to all the others, fidelity may even get caught up in it

[Anonymous No.56544602]

>>56544567
A lot like MPC or PSX. Crack spreads went nutso for a little while, which is good for refiners.

[Anonymous No.56544604]

>>56544591
>oMSu533EzIUYdOJKAvfAptI2qAtPyWBEhKwMCh~tplv-photomode-video-cover_480_480.jpg

[Anonymous No.56544607]

Celente seething.
He really thought the life long wait to finally be correct for once was over.

[Anonymous No.56544608]

>that one bear losing his mind screaming this is the top and we are going to a new low
>even though it is clearly earnings/santa rally season
Quite literally a rerun of the last 3 years. What a clown.

[Anonymous No.56544610]

>I called you a hypocrite therefor I win the argument. The Chinese century is upon us goy!

[Anonymous No.56544614]

>>56544602
They also had massive earnings.

[Anonymous No.56544626]

>NOOOOOOoooooo if you call out China you must be for Israel!

[Anonymous No.56544627]

>>56544600
>>56544491
if you want to to truly know
>which brokerages are not safe
you can literally just look at their stock prices over the last 6 months, over the last year
the market KNOWS. all the noise gets cancelled out, wisdom of crowds. somebody KNOWS, and they short / get the hell out of their long positions in the brokerages with the highest risk
they are priced appropriately, based upon this risk
so for example SCHW
>-33% YTD
You know that something is up. Lmao. Trust price action over the media.

[Anonymous No.56544628]

>>56544610
If you wanted people to go die for Biden, maybe you shouldn't have arrested Trump.

t. more American than you will ever be

[Anonymous No.56544632]

>>56544610
>he isn't preparing for the year of the dragon
LKNCY isn't going to go bankrupt again without you gweilo, jump on in

[Anonymous No.56544634]

i want sister fucker anon to give us more juicy details

[Anonymous No.56544638]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56544639]

>>56544614
Huh, guess they did this morning. Must've fucked up the earnings call or expectations to end red like that.

[Anonymous No.56544641]

>If you wanted people to go die for Biden, maybe you shouldn't have arrested Trump.

>t. more Chinese than you will ever be

[Anonymous No.56544642]

based jannie

[Anonymous No.56544644]

>>56544469
>>56544521
it is unbelievably unfair that some men get to have a cute sister and i don't

[Anonymous No.56544650]

>>56544641
>>56544642
These are the reddit faggots in irc

[Anonymous No.56544668]

>>56544641
I'm willing to bet money that you're not even a real American.

[Anonymous No.56544671]

>>56544627
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.56544677]

>>56544608
anon.. we are going into a terrible, absolutely horrific earnings season
target CEO was just warning about it today
https://www.the-sun.com/news/9514470/target-ceo-warning-stores-closing-news/
everyone is broke. they have already extended their credit just trying to make ends meet. what do you think fueled summer retail sales, summer travel? credit.
now the consumer is getting hit by a market that just went into a correction = feel poorer going into the holiday season (wealth effect) spend less
not only this, but all retailers have been conditioned by the last several years to expect surplus holiday demand - so they double, triple order and have too large of inventories - when the demand isn't there, they're forced to cut prices and eat losses, getting hit by double whammy by less overall sales as well as taking losses on inventory
Anon.. did you not hear Powell at the conference?
He literally said "We can see signs that people are not consuming durable goods that require financing due to high interest rates actually hitting these transactions"
You hear him say this and go "Wow! Strong holiday season incoming!!"
No! Lmao. No. No no no.

[Anonymous No.56544681]

>>56544627
Worst case they get sold for parts a la Lehman Brothers. So maybe the bank part gets handed off to JP Morgan and the brokerage merges with Fidelity or something.

[Anonymous No.56544684]

>I'm willing to bet money that you're not even a real American.
>real Americans stand with China

[Anonymous No.56544687]

>>56544677
>everyone is broke
stopped reading right there.
credit card debt is exploding, where do you think that cash is flowing towards?

[Anonymous No.56544691]

>>56544627
All of my positions are short term and expire in November so I'll move to Fidelity after sell my calls

[Anonymous No.56544695]

>>56544684
Post some hotdogs or burgers with a timestamp. I dare you, yurocuck.

[Anonymous No.56544697]

>>56544687
Go to sleep Paul

[Anonymous No.56544703]

>>56544687
they are already tapped out.. they already made these purchases.. nobody is buying..
now the higher rates are biting. people don't want to buy a new car. don't want to buy a boat. don't want to buy a washing machine.
if you think that this will not impact the holiday season, you are delusional.

[Anonymous No.56544714]

>>56544677
Sorry homo saw these posts the last 3 novembers you're just fucking wrong and you'll realize how retarded you were being when you get rekt like bears always do when they go short on the pump. Down for 3 months, but it has to go down-er because it just has to, okay?

[Anonymous No.56544715]

>>56544703
>you are delusional
no u

[Anonymous No.56544726]

>>56544703
>don't want to buy a boat.
If you're buying a boat on credit you're fucking retarded.
t. Boatpill guy

[Anonymous No.56544732]

>>56544714
>Down for 3 months, but it has to go down-er because it just has to, okay?
Unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.56544738]

>>56544627
why are people so hard on schwab lately?

[Anonymous No.56544747]

>>56544703
Yeah but if that's true why was the nasdaq up today mr. smart guy?

[Anonymous No.56544759]

>>56544738
Something about them having FHLB or BTFP loans that total greater than their equity. The banking portion not sure how it affects the brokerage but probably would. Think they laid some people off recently too.

[Anonymous No.56544768]

>>56544687
pokemon cards and makeup. ticker: NTDOY, ULTA

[Anonymous No.56544776]

>>56544484
so yeah, i'm pulling my money out

[Anonymous No.56544784]

>>56544638
thats hilarious

[Anonymous No.56544788]

>>56544784
>futures

[Anonymous No.56544790]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56544811]

>gambling apps and scratch offs have been the most profitable sectors this quarter
hmm

[Anonymous No.56544814]

>>56544695
Bro you are a retarded tool.

[Anonymous No.56544823]

>>56544768

[Anonymous No.56544829]

>>56544768
>ULTA
Jesus. Them, EL, and ELF have all been heemed like 40% from this summer.

[Anonymous No.56544831]

>he's a
>NO
>NATGAS
>NIGGER

[Anonymous No.56544838]

>>56544831
natural gas is considered a waste product in the usa though

[Anonymous No.56544841]

>>56544759
damnshould i sell all my positions, i have a ROTH in schwab too

[Anonymous No.56544843]

>>56544831
Righteous. Are you thinking up or down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56544849]

>>56544768
Oh. I follow one channel that does these packs openings with viewer buy-ins on twitch.
The two alternating hosts are disgustingly fat fucks.
>let's goooooo
>LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>Ngubu Diamante ultra platinum reserve mirrored silver gold

[Anonymous No.56544853]

>>56544814
Post your wall outlet with a timestamp, or literally any proof whatsoever that you're not some seething eastern yuropoor shill. I know for a fact that, unlike me, you're not actually American.

[Anonymous No.56544856]

>>56544838
I consider trading anything other than NATGAS via BOIL/KOLD/UNG/FCG a waste.

[Anonymous No.56544857]

>>56544811
>That FCFS chart
Pawn shops too, by the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.56544862]

You know things are kinda fucked when say newegg is offering 20TB exos enterprise drives cheaper and without any limits on quantity than the 18TB version of the same drive. I think its under 300 a drive.

[Anonymous No.56544874]

>>56544862
Newegg was probably informed by WD that they "accidentally" shipped a bad batch and want to liquidate quietly during nog*friday*week.

[Anonymous No.56544883]

>>56544841
No clue but you may want to get out soon if at least to save yourself some worrying. I'm only vaguely aware of Schwab's issues.

[Anonymous No.56544885]

>>56544862
I've been waiting for the next silicon debacle, lots of rust spining, but chink SSD production is speeding up just in time.

[Anonymous No.56544895]

>>56544862
btw. anon, you weren't a faggot today!
picrelated

[Anonymous No.56544896]

>>56544862
Huh. How many Linux ISOs do you need?

[Anonymous No.56544904]

>>56544843
I never have any idea what it's going to do, I just always try to reasonably determine the range it tends to ride on the 3 month, where it's ramping up or down to on the futures curve, and DCA as low as possible, then reverse DCA sell as high as possible, sometimes flickin' that HOOD market sell order when it is right in the moment of reachin' for the fuckin' sun, son.

[Anonymous No.56544905]

>>56544862
>>56544874
>>56544885
Is now a good time to pick up a new external HDD?

[Anonymous No.56544912]

>>56544896
But kind of this, unironically.
Nobody has data or files any more.
Normies and NPC's are in the cloud already.
Nearly everything is streamed or not-locally-saved.
3.5 hard drives are only bought by fringe nich consumers.
Data hoarders of every coleur.
I honestly suspect that even the schizos who are trying to hide teh warez are in the process of growing out of this phase. (or getting therapy, finally)
>inb4 any replies from people who don't know what a no-cd crack was

[Anonymous No.56544914]

>>56544862
>>56544895
I realize this is boomer general but you guys realize these things are outdated and nobody actually uses them right? We use SSDs now. Solid state. Not that old boomer shit you used to run Minesweeper on with your windows 3.1 for workgroups

[Anonymous No.56544915]

>>56544905
For what? I live by the 123 rule.

[Anonymous No.56544917]

>>56544914
>>56544912
38_Year_Old_Boomer-CLASS

[Anonymous No.56544918]

Do brokerage transfers affect long term capital gains status? If I transfer to a new brokerage, will it reset the clock on my stocks?

[Anonymous No.56544921]

>>56544831
I'm just fuckin' with y'all btw. I have made some good money, but nowhere near that good. I just transferred most of my funds to Fidelity and am leaving a small amount in HOOD to play with, so it adjusted the returns percentage to that shit there. (You) fags are still NO NATGAS NIGGERS though, all but a couple of you and a few bagholders that followed the BOIL KANG into disaster.

[Anonymous No.56544925]

>>56544914
I only have like 20GB of files that need fast access. For disks that size all that matters is price per bit.

[Anonymous No.56544926]

>>56544918
>If I transfer to a new brokerage, will it reset the clock on my stocks?
no. the new brokerage will have your cost basis and date of purchase of the shares

[Anonymous No.56544929]

>>56544726
>Boatpill

How did you get started? Any plans of going full time? Any resources for a noob on what to avoid? It seems like a decent life, with the most freedom.

[Anonymous No.56544936]

>>56544905
>Is now a good time to pick up a new external HDD?
They seem expensive as fuck, WTF!?

[Anonymous No.56544939]

>>56544915
What is the 123 rule?

[Anonymous No.56544941]

>>56544918
No, the new broker will (eventually) get information on purchase dates, cost basis, tax lots, etc. from the old one.

[Anonymous No.56544943]

>>56544929
>>56544726
How do taxes on capital gains work on a boat?

[Anonymous No.56544946]

>>56544926
>>56544941
But does the IRS honor the original transaction on the old brokerage?

[Anonymous No.56544953]

What a dogshit market. I had a long on the SPX with 340 Euros. Would have made 1400 in 3-4 days. What kind of retarded market is this? Literal shitcoin. I sold most of my bonds yesterday after reviewing them, I'm back to gambling on this shitcoin market now.

[Anonymous No.56544956]

>>56544953
>I had a long on the SPX with 340 Euros. Would have made 1400 in 3-4 days.
Börse Stuttgart welcomes your commissions.

[Anonymous No.56544958]

>>56544912
These days there's 4K resolution, though. That takes a lot of space. We didn't have that in my day.

[Anonymous No.56544963]

>>56544936
It wasn't all that long ago regular storage moved into the Terabyte range

[Anonymous No.56544968]

>>56544953
I've given up on indices and only trade things I understand.

[Anonymous No.56544982]

since i'm not going to trade under schwab, what's a good alternative for brokerages that isn't robinhood? surely there's other anons here that use ameritrade? what's the consensus on the merger?

[Anonymous No.56544993]

>>56544982
IBKR

[Anonymous No.56544994]

>>56544982
I'm looking at IBKR but (Klaus) Schwab is holding up my accounts for some reason.

[Anonymous No.56544996]

What if a run on brokerages, where everyone liquidates their holdings all at once, causes the crash?

[Anonymous No.56545000]

>>56544958
>We didn't have that in my day.
I have IGN on my YT feed and I had a look at a Fortnite season preview video just now.
THAT FUCKING GAME LOOKS UNRECOGNIZABLE TO ME WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!
Then I realized that the last time I consciously saw some footage of Fortnite must've been around 2018...
WHICH IS HALF A FUCKING DECADE AGO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.56545005]

>>56544946
Yes, I think so. Hope so.

[Anonymous No.56545007]

>>56544993
>>56544994
As a bonus, IBKR's stock chart is kinda decent.

>>56544996
That jives with the Krugman timeline.

[Anonymous No.56545010]

>>56544968
For now I stay with indices, but I might return back to commodities like Oil. This retardation becomes unbearable. I said the dump was awkward, even for me as a bobo and I was doubting it. Doesn't mean you have to revert it in less than a week on equally nothing. And APPL fucked up.

[Anonymous No.56545024]

>>56544982
fidelity or vanguard

[Anonymous No.56545025]

Ah, and I forgot to mention the
>priced in
faggots. What was priced in? I thought holding was priced in, so how did it pump afterwards? It seems like things aren't as priced in as thought

[Anonymous No.56545029]

>>56544993
>>56544994
>>56545007
looking at their site now. looks clean, you can tell because the page is in white like that of a luxurious office. who does their banking services? as in, am i depositing money directly with them or do they use a 3rd party?

>>56545024
my sister has a fidelity account for some ira shit and when she showed me the app it looked like ass. don't know about vanguard.

[Anonymous No.56545041]

>>56545010
EIA short term price forecast for brent next year is $94 which is higher than it is now.
Not saying you should believe them

[Anonymous No.56545045]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck race to the exit

[Anonymous No.56545058]

>>56544101
>I thought Lidl was public?
No its not
Alot of the best german companies arent public

[Anonymous No.56545075]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul--zJ4cyls

[Anonymous No.56545085]

>>56545075
>you mormons are some brave motherfuckers
good movie.

[Anonymous No.56545089]

Looks like O is a buy.

[Anonymous No.56545098]

>>56543364
Rolex. SAS Institute. Trader Joe's.

[Anonymous No.56545101]

>>56545089
oh jesus christ

[Anonymous No.56545111]

>>56544946
yes. I moved brokerages and all the transactions were the same as they were on the original brokerage

[Anonymous No.56545120]

>>56545089

[Anonymous No.56545122]

>>56545041
No need to shill me oil immediately..

[Anonymous No.56545124]

What does the results of Sams verdict mean for the stock market?

[Anonymous No.56545129]

>>56544946
assunption loan

[Anonymous No.56545139]

>>56545089
>Walgreens, Dollar General, and Dollar Tree are all going to switch to online-only and cancel their leases

[Anonymous No.56545145]

>>56545124
literally less than nothing

[Anonymous No.56545147]

>>56545124
Jewish blood magic implies that a scapegoat's sacrifice will fuel the next crypto bull run.

All in BITX.

[Anonymous No.56545151]

high tier $NVDA 40-series GPUs are pretty much sold out everywhere again, right?
it's insane how deep peoples pockets seem to be. or how willing they are to go into debt further. either way it doesn't matter... it's all insane

[Anonymous No.56545154]

>>56545145
damn, I wanted something cool to happen

[Anonymous No.56545156]

WASSA WASSA WASSA BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT

BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

[Anonymous No.56545158]

>>56544943
>capital gains on a boat
Lol.
>>56544929
I already had it for fun and kind of worked up to it.

[Anonymous No.56545159]

>>56545154
watch aapl for fireworks

[Anonymous No.56545219]

>>56545154
There's like a 5% chance some raghead giving a speech tomorrow will order Hezbollah over the Israeli border. That might be exciting and EIS could plunge into single digits.

[Anonymous No.56545242]

>>56545219
that's a different kinds of something cool happening though, I wanna see something happen that will cause wallstreet to take swan dives off buildings and for housing to be affordable again

[Anonymous No.56545259]

>>56545242
Oh have I got a good one for you. Baking...

[Anonymous No.56545283]

Swan dive over here:

>>56545275
>>56545275
>>56545275