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56533519 No.56533519 [Reply] [Original]

I had a business meeting two hours ago, this is pretty much how it went
>Guy in the suit walks up to me
>Puts his hands on his pockets
>Strikes a pose cutely
>Smile at me and check me out
>Gets uncomfortably close
>Ignores my questions
>Takes a can from the minibar
>Maintains eye contact while slowly poping the can open
>Even the sound of the can is uncomfortable
>He takes a long and awkward zip
>Makes a pop sound with his lips
>BURPS IN MY FACE
>Says while smiling,"A nut a day keeps the doctor away"
>Proceeds to leave the room entirely
What the fuck did he mean by that. What the fuck was that, they told me this guy was a multimillionaire but he smelled like a fucking dumpster

>> No.56533529

>>56533519
fag

>> No.56533564

>>56533519
You should've asked his number or something, maybe you can become his friend and take advantage of his riches. Even more if he's a stupid retard

>> No.56533591

Everything OK at home anon?
Do you need help? We are here for you man, we will send help if needed

>> No.56533599

>>56533519
Maybe he meant nuts, like peanuts, maybe he wasn't talking about semen dude...!

>> No.56533607
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56533607

>>56533591
BIZ RESCUE TEAM TO THE RESCUE!!!!!

>> No.56533612
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56533612

>>56533519
>Strikes a pose cutely

>> No.56533615
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56533615

>>56533519
>BURPS IN MY FACE
I want to destroy your balls

>> No.56533635

I will pray for you, you may have a better life or existence up there

>> No.56533752
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56533752

I think you just got IRL shilled bro

>> No.56533756

>>56533612
What does OP even mean by that
STRIKE A POSE CUTELY? WHAT???
WHAT IS CUTE TO YOU OP?

>> No.56533765
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56533765

>>56533756
>The billionaire

>> No.56533769

>>56533765
>"your honor, my client was posing cutely"

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56533799

>>56533752
>kirby nutting 69

>> No.56533928

>>56533752
kirby is nutting candy lmao

>> No.56533990

>>56533612
peppino seems to be built for a jar

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56533999

why is a kirby cumming?

>> No.56534015

>>56533519
He clearly puts the fries inside the burger

>> No.56534867

>>56533752
Contract address. NOW!