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500k is life changing money

>> No.56529010

>>56528983
My jewish uncle keeps telling me I'll never make it and that he and his friends will suppress the price of link until I'm "ripe for the plucking". What the fuck does that even mean?

>> No.56529039
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56529039

>>56528983
No its not, 500K is not even remotely close to life changing money.
I have 5MM and I am still a fucking virgin.
You need 20MM for it to be life changing money.

>> No.56529053

>>56528983
more like wife changing money
as in my wife will leave me if that's all I made in a year

>> No.56529113

>>56529039
>I have 5MM and I am still a fucking virgin
Skill issue. 500k is life-changing.

>> No.56529147

>>56529113
I have 1k in my bank account and have girls fighting over me
try being good looking

>> No.56529209

>>56529147
meant for
>>56529039

>> No.56529218

$500k in a dividend yields you $1500 a month.

>> No.56529228

>>56529039
>I have 5MM and I am still a fucking virgin

The only way you have 5 mil and still be a virgin is if you're either a sperg and/or super ugly. It's not even a money issue anymore at that point.

>> No.56529296

>>56529039
it is to most people. shit, 100k is pretty life-changing to most people. the majority of workers don't have shit and are constantly stressed about money. having some breathing room would help them relax which improves every aspect of life

>> No.56530583

>>56529218
I'm staking close to that amount in ETH and make $2600 per month. I need at least 4x that to consider it life-changing.

>> No.56530810

>>56529039
How? A hooker is like a hundred bucks.

>> No.56530980

>>56529218
A savings account with capital one is yielding 4.3% so you could get around 1800/month on 500k by just sitting in a bank account.

>> No.56531024

>>56529296
life changing means your life is changed forever. 100k will only last a few years. by your logic 5k is life changing money.

>> No.56531027

>>56530980
>-taxes
>-inflation
in reality you're making like at best 1k a month from $1800
but yeah if big number make you feel rich have at it

>> No.56531218
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>>56529147
God, I wish they would just hurry up and invent a virus that can alter my DNA and make me 6 feet tall already.
I would literally pay millions for this.

>>56529228
> you're either a sperg and/or super ugly.
I am not a sperg because I do have more than one circle of friends, and also not ugly, just very short, which I guess is a moot point since I am in the same category as a hideous person.

>> No.56531262

>>56531024
you're not understanding or are completely out of touch. 100k or 500k can allow someone to pursue their actual interests without financial burdens hanging over their head. most people are shackled to their jobs and don't have time or energy to pursue anything else but survival. no, 5k is not life changing by my logic

>> No.56531342

>>56530810
he's just gay/trans in denial

>> No.56531958

>>56531218
>God, I wish they would just hurry up and invent a virus that can alter my DNA and make me 6 feet tall already.
I would literally pay millions for this.
Now I just feel bad. Let me tell you something else though. Sex it nice but love and respect so something harder to get. Chad suffers too believe me.

>> No.56532042

>>56529039
I traded a prostitute a core 2 duo laptop when I was 20. You not even trying.

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>>56529039
if you cant get 500k to work, just kys now.

>> No.56532095

>>56531218
>>56531958
Imagine if the virus went wrong though and your limbs grew so long one night you couldn't leave your bedroom door

>> No.56532103

>>56528983
3k its life changing money for me op. No im not a pajeet

>> No.56532135

>>56529039
I would sell you my soul to work for you or for you help me survive the shithole am in. Read this anon please

>> No.56532144

>>56529039
kys you fattie