/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.56528537]

Act Now Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56526881

[Anonymous No.56528553]

It's Jokover... fuck the Fed

[Anonymous No.56528554]

reminder: there is no resistance until 480

[Anonymous No.56528558]

Are we supposed to expect good news or bad news today from the FED interest meeting?

[Anonymous No.56528561]

good work op

[Anonymous No.56528562]

I'm going to go to the grocery store. Don't let Jerome crash the market wile I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.56528567]

Are Jews being targeted at your local campus and neighborhoods?

[Anonymous No.56528573]

>>56528558
98% chance fed doesnt raise rates

[Anonymous No.56528577]

>everything is bad

[Anonymous No.56528582]

all the helpful anons are probably out snorting cocaine off of a hooker's coochie. my question was completely ignored

[Anonymous No.56528585]

Can I make a lot of money from selling Puts and taking out more and more margin on Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.56528590]

>HIGHER
L
O
N
G
E
R

[Anonymous No.56528592]

> nasdaq

Huh BOBROS ?

[Anonymous No.56528597]

So how will markets react today to the fed?

The markets have reacted negatively to each fed meeting for as long as I can remember.

But this time I'm hearing talk that powell will be dovish and signal that rate increases are basically at an end?

I've noticed the last 10 fed meetings have ended in a fucking red day....will today be green?I've watched the last 10 fed meetings

EVERY SINGLE TIME IT PUMPED BEFORE IT....THEN IT ALWAY FUNISHED RED

I'm cautiously optimistic, someone tell me why this time we will stay green

All I saying is prepare yourself for a roller-coaster and God knows where it finishes end of day

That powell nigger better not be so hawkish this time, I'm hopeful he is more dovish because we are near the end of the rate cycle....only question is how near

[Anonymous No.56528599]

If anyone is ready to start being serious about investing dividend general is here for you /dig/. /smg/ is for fun /dig/ is for serious investors
>>56519569
>>56519569

[Anonymous No.56528601]

>it's a last-ditch troon raid before it all collapses

[Anonymous No.56528607]

>>56528582
The one about baldurs gate ?

[Anonymous No.56528611]

Good morning bros, I am ready to hear Jerome Powell

[Anonymous No.56528615]

Reminder the first move is always wrong. So don’t buy calls if we pump because it means we’ll end red.

[Anonymous No.56528616]

>>56528597
no one knows if line goes up or down

[Anonymous No.56528617]

>WAAAHHH WAAAAH THERE'S ZERO GOOD GAMES ANYMORE
You're too old. You're too lazy. You're trapped by nostalgia. There's still plenty of good games and AAA companies getting lazy doesn't take these good games out of existence. If you think there's no good games anymore then YOU are the problem

[Anonymous No.56528621]

>>56528599
CHECKED
but trading NATGAS is for white heterosexual males that had a natural penis straight from the womb. Lots of NATGAS companies have good dividends though, and even the FCG one ain't bad.

[Anonymous No.56528624]

>>56528607
no the other one

[Anonymous No.56528628]

>>56528599
>divvies
Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjBs0VibaY

[Anonymous No.56528629]

>>56528617
>blaming the customer
Classic Coca-Cola move.

[Anonymous No.56528633]

>minor push up on NQ
>starts selling off slowly for no reason as retards exit longs

[Anonymous No.56528634]

an anon told me to
invest in cool widgets
i still lost some money
but check out these digits

[Anonymous No.56528638]

>>56528628
Lmao you’re really bad at this

[Anonymous No.56528641]

Its over for the bullish bears.
It's over for the bearish bulls!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56528646]

>>56528634
>34
Not even dubs.

[Anonymous No.56528648]

>>56528617
Good ol rose tinted glasses, best adv i can give these retards is wait 4 years after a new AAA is launched and it'll be beloved.
>futures

[Anonymous No.56528650]

>>56528629
>Blaming the customer
Yes because you deserve it. You faggots are basically crying about Budlight tasting awful, and instead of picking up one of the 1,000 other alternatives you scream that all alcohol is bad

[Anonymous No.56528654]

>>56528617
>AAA companies getting lazy doesn't take these good games out of existence
It takes them out of the gamer zeitgeist which is just as bad. They pride themselves over "story" which is almost 90% tangential to what vidya should offer.

[Anonymous No.56528655]

>>56528634
it's over

[Anonymous No.56528662]

I HATE RANGE DAYS
I HATE RANGE DAYS

[Anonymous No.56528664]

>>56528650
>you scream that all alcohol is bad
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56528675]

>>56528599
digger (derogatory)

[Anonymous No.56528678]

>>56528615
>Reminder the first move is always wrong. So don’t buy calls if we pump because it means we’ll end red
What do you think of the following tactic for today
If it pumps, buy puts
If it dumps, wait until it pumps back and then buy puts

[Anonymous No.56528681]

>>56528650
all alcohol is bad you drunk

[Anonymous No.56528685]

>>56528567
In a roundabout way. The arabs outnumber the jews in the student population by a large margin. There is a large stone in one of the courtyards the students like to paint things on. When the troubles started the arab students painted palestinian flag on rock. Following day jews painted israeli flag over half of it (interesting they were too weak willed to overpaint the entire thing). In any case the following day after that, the arabs had restored the rock to 100% pali flag. The jews have surrendered the territory for now.

[Anonymous No.56528688]

>>56528662
just wait 30 minutes, fomc day has to store up the whole morning's volatility to have enough for the afternoon

[Anonymous No.56528693]

>>56528681
Cannot confirm. i drink a generous glass of cheap bordeaux every morning and i lose money just like everyone else

[Anonymous No.56528694]

>>56528664
>>56528681
I said taste
>we know
No

[Anonymous No.56528755]

>>56528567
Hopefully. Haven't checked lately though

[Anonymous No.56528757]

>>56528617
>t. owner of 500 csgo and fortnite skins

[Anonymous No.56528764]

>>56528562
>alright guys he's gone. SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.56528770]

>>56528577
Chud jpow be like: "The stock market has fallen, trillions must brrr"

[Anonymous No.56528777]

>>56528764
Nigger

[Anonymous No.56528786]

>>56528537
AMD bears utterly ASSFUCKED. Hope you lost all your money today, faggots LMAO

[Anonymous No.56528789]

who baked without jeanie? new fag

[Anonymous No.56528804]

>>56528654
>tfw ywn have a gi joe tea party with your little sister

[Anonymous No.56528810]

j powell Q&A stream will be here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm4McpKTA7Y

[Anonymous No.56528817]

>>56528599
please post portfolio with value amounts so i know if you're a serious investor or not

[Anonymous No.56528819]

>>56528804
>might as well just cut your dick off now son.

[Anonymous No.56528822]

>>56528786
Nah sold my short AH yesterday

[Anonymous No.56528825]

>>56528789
>Her reaction when Powell says 'soft landing'
>Ugh...

[Anonymous No.56528829]

>>56528810
I'm streaming it on kick with keygen music instead of the gay waiting music they normally play.

[Anonymous No.56528835]

>>56528786
AMD has practically gone nowhere for 3 years now. It's basically an NFT.

[Anonymous No.56528841]

T-MINUS 10 MINUTES FOMC /SMG/
LET ME SEE YOUR [FOMC] WAR FACE

[Anonymous No.56528845]

Lack of anons here. means most have capitulated. is this the bottom? Or is this just beginning? or both?

[Anonymous No.56528846]

Bros I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.56528854]

DXY 107

[Anonymous No.56528860]

>>56528841
>FOMC meeting at 2:30 ET
>T-minus 10 minutes FOMC
uhm, what

>>56528845
i'm taking refreshers on spread options and butterly strats. probably won't make a trade this week

[Anonymous No.56528864]

>>56528854
Let me know when Euro breaks parity again.

[Anonymous No.56528867]

>ON posts good earnings, but barely any notable overall growth post-AI boom.
>Down 20% this week.
>AMD does the same.
>Still at meme prices.

[Anonymous No.56528868]

>>56528860
WRONG ANSWER
NEWS RELEASE AT 2:00PM
2:30PM PRESS CONFERENCE
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF AGAINST MY HAND

[Anonymous No.56528870]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm4McpKTA7Y
Hopefully they don't have audio problems like last time

[Anonymous No.56528871]

>>56528860
meeting is 30 minutes before the press conference / stream

[Anonymous No.56528872]

>>56528845
Bobos are retarded

[Anonymous No.56528874]

>>56528860
They don't make out in public, only behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.56528878]

>>56528860
Report comes out in 6 minutes
Nigger

[Anonymous No.56528885]

>>56528870
I want to see the fossil fuel protestors get their skulls caved in by security this time

[Anonymous No.56528889]

>>56528757
No, paying for skins is retarded. Go play Hunt Showdown

[Anonymous No.56528893]

you guys are really on edge right now huh? he's just taking another pause, no need for this hostility.

[Anonymous No.56528894]

>BILL ACKMAN DOESNT CONTROL MONETARY POLICY. I DO. 50 BEPIS POINTS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. NOT MY PROBLEM. *drops mic*

[Anonymous No.56528898]

>>56528573
so you're telling me there's a chance? YEAH!

[Anonymous No.56528907]

I think it's ridiculous that Powell makes less than 200k. He should be RICH, because it's his fucking economy. It's a hard job and I'm not being compensated commensurately with his importance to our whole system. I'd pay the dude so much dough. Hey, with a few billions he'd be immune to bribery, that's a start. Think about that. Also I'd hire some BABES to work at the fed. Powell only has Yellen to look at all day, there should be more hot girls. And answering all of those dipshits asking me the most banal questions every conference.

[Anonymous No.56528908]

>>56528894
*taps mic*
FUCK BILL ACKMAN
*360 degrees and walks away*

[Anonymous No.56528917]

He won't do shit

[Anonymous No.56528916]

>>56528894
unequivocally based

[Anonymous No.56528918]

>>56528889
I've had that wishlisted for like two years now but I expect I'll just get constantly shitted on by 2000hr masters and lose interest after a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.56528922]

>>56528907
yeah, well. Biden also only makes 200k, yet he was somehow able to afford a-what was it again?- 3 million dollar home.

[Anonymous No.56528929]

>>56528907
powell has a 100 milly in the bank

[Anonymous No.56528940]

My calls will print. Whiteboii won't do shit

[Anonymous No.56528942]

>>56528907
he dont need it

[Anonymous No.56528948]

Maintain
BOOOOLLISH

[Anonymous No.56528952]

7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%

[Anonymous No.56528953]

>the Committee decided to maintain the
target range for the federal funds rate at 5-1/4 to 5-1/2 percent

[Anonymous No.56528956]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.56528958]

>>56528907
I think he'll be okay anon

[Anonymous No.56528963]

Rates will be at 9% by 2025. This "strong" economy is a big fucking sham.

[Anonymous No.56528966]

Anyone buying the oil dip?

[Anonymous No.56528967]

WHAT IS HAPPPPPPPPPPENING

[Anonymous No.56528969]

>>56528956
>tighter financial conditions
so they want the market lower

[Anonymous No.56528971]

>>56528966
i'm keeping my eyes on it

[Anonymous No.56528973]

>We will be raising rates to 50% over the next two years
Jesus fucking Christ it's so over bros

[Anonymous No.56528974]

How do I bet on Israel and the oddly profitable Rothschild banking family?

[Anonymous No.56528977]

>>56528966
i would but i'm out of money, again.

[Anonymous No.56528979]

>>56528922
You don't understand how valuable the "Biden brand" is.

[Anonymous No.56528980]

>>56528893
There there, yui anon. Powell won't let them bully you.

[Anonymous No.56528986]

>>56528967
literally nothing lol

[Anonymous No.56528990]

Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.56528989]

>>56528956
Holy fuck. September is now November. SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.56528991]

>>56528967
Where is my pump you worthless faggot?

[Anonymous No.56528993]

>>56528966
You'd be mad not to buy after the 79$ Biden put announcement.

[Anonymous No.56528995]

JEROME
MY OFFICE
NOW

[Anonymous No.56529002]

>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
L M A O
this is like being in a room of people, you fart silently and it stinks, and someone asks
>Ew, did someone fart?
and you shout "No!!"
Why would you have to say this, unprompted in the FOMC statement, unless you fucking farted. Lmao! Oh my god - it's actually happening, the systemic banking crisis I mean

[Anonymous No.56529005]

>>56528942
Yeah, but Jerome's $112M in 2023 dollars is basically the same as Bernanke's $3M in 2005 dollars when you factor in inflation.

[Anonymous No.56529007]

>>56528829
>the gay waiting music they normally play.
You will not speak ill of Fedwave.

[Anonymous No.56529008]

>>56528678
>>56528956
>>56528967
Fuck, it's crabbing. What do I do now.
Buy puts anyway?

[Anonymous No.56529015]

Please pick a direction and move in it you retarded faggots

[Anonymous No.56529021]

It's one thing to say
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
when asked a question by a Senator, when grilled by a reporter
It's a whole nother thing to start a paragraph in your FOMC statement, unprompted, out of nowhere with
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
Clearly, the US banking system is under extreme duress for you to even be having to mention this, LMAO
>The Emperor is wearing clothes, I promise you!!!

[Anonymous No.56529024]

>>56529008
wait the first big move that is over $1 on SPY and inverse it, if you are willing to risk it you can try to do it with the second move too
i think the third move is really pushing it would not inverse that

[Anonymous No.56529025]

Short TLT

[Anonymous No.56529026]

I'm guessing the entire rest of the session is just going to be a barcode because nobody wants to be bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.56529027]

That's it? I'm back to sleeping (bear)

[Anonymous No.56529029]

>>56529008
Buy SVIX

[Anonymous No.56529035]

>>56528918
The game has enough chaos that often enough even scrubs can dab on players who are simply better. Personally I'm a big fan because communication and coordination are HUGE. I lose way more games with my way more skilled friend as opposed to my scrub friend because he doesn't talk enough.
>t. Scrub

[Anonymous No.56529037]

>>56529008
He said he's dumping bonds. DXY to the moon!

[Anonymous No.56529043]

>Paused rate hikes
WHO'S READY FOR $10 COSTCO HOT DOGS!?

[Anonymous No.56529044]

>>56529026
We'll scampump like every fomc meeting, then crab back down. I think a lot of it is just people paring back shorts to avoid getting heemed by a surprise cut / QE announcement.

[Anonymous No.56529047]

>>56528655
we're so back

[Anonymous No.56529049]

>>56529008
The only way I see it is if Powell confirms no cuts next year

[Anonymous No.56529050]

why is nothing happening?

[Anonymous No.56529057]

>>56529050
Because retards run the market and hate when anything happens except crabbing

[Anonymous No.56529060]

>>56529050
crabzone purgatory

[Anonymous No.56529065]

>>56529024
Makes sense, thanks anon, I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.56529067]

>>56529043
Costco hot dog prices will never change

[Anonymous No.56529070]

i am under attack by cra

[Anonymous No.56529073]

>>56529021
Surely he would be held accountable for blatant lies though right?

[Anonymous No.56529079]

>>56529067
Guess again.

[Anonymous No.56529080]

really liking these lofi fedbeats

[Anonymous No.56529083]

>>56529073
Sure anon, sure...

[Anonymous No.56529084]

>>56529050
because my iron condors must print

[Anonymous No.56529085]

I’m literally all in on XOM on leverage.

[Anonymous No.56529089]

The AI algorithms have been paused so they can be updated for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
BUY NIGGER STOCKS BEFORE THEY COME BACK ONLINE

[Anonymous No.56529092]

I'm so fucking sick of crabbing. That's all we ever fucking do

[Anonymous No.56529093]

>>56529073
No, not at all - of course :^)
Ray Dalio in his books talking about his experience learning markets, he has a quote where he says something along the lines of
>the more a central bank is saying XYZ is fine
the more that XYZ is actually a steaming pile of dog shit that is in crisis
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.

[Anonymous No.56529094]

[Anonymous No.56529106]

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[Anonymous No.56529108]

>>56528764
Well I just got back and turns out inflation is NOT defeated.

[Anonymous No.56529110]

>>56529002
>>56529021
>>56529093
REMINDER:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/10/27/rising-wave-property-defaults-threatens-us-banks/
https://archive.is/GEZSA
>Office blocks purchased with debt remain half empty, 18 months after the end of the pandemic. Thousands of buildings will have to be torn down. Hundreds of regional banks are sitting on crippling losses that they yet to acknowledge.
>occupancy levels are still just 49pc of where they used to be
>America’s office stock has lost 40pc to 45pc of its pre-Covid value, or will have once market discovery exposes the damage already in the pipeline from two parallel shocks: shrinking rents and the most aggressive monetary tightening of modern times
>“We are starting to see distressed sales every day. Offices are selling for 50pc, 60pc or 70pc discounts. At these values the equity holders are wiped out, and lenders take a 30pc loss,”
>two-thirds of the leases have not yet come up for renegotiation. The full exodus has yet to happen.
>“We’re in the early innings. That’s the reality"
>$1 trillion of commercial property debt is coming due over the next year and a bit. The average fixed loan is 10 years so the debt maturing today was taken out in 2013 at around 3.5pc. It has to be refinanced at over 7.5pc
>The Fed has staunched the liquidity crisis since March with emergency lending but that buys only time. It does not tackle the deeper solvency crisis.
>“There are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I wouldn’t be surprised if another 200 small banks topple over. In fact, I fully expect another bank to fail at any time,” said Prof Van Nieuwerburgh.
>“If a couple of hundred banks get into trouble at the same time and there is another run on deposits, this could turn into a systemic crisis. There are some parallels with 2008”

>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
>The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.
The U.S. banking system is sound and resilient.

[Anonymous No.56529117]

>>56529084
I still don't understand how iron condors work. Like how do I set it up.

[Anonymous No.56529121]

They should add random synthesized powell voice clips to the music.
>Higher for longer.
>25 bps
>maintain a 2% inflation target

[Anonymous No.56529123]

>break below 200ma
>starts fucking crabbing again
Hang yourselves you fucking degenerates

[Anonymous No.56529128]

Did He Speak

[Anonymous No.56529129]

[Anonymous No.56529134]

the market will forget what powell has said within 24 hours

[Anonymous No.56529138]

>>56529128
He's warming up the old vocal cords still

[Anonymous No.56529139]

>>56529128
He issued the press release, we're still 15 minutes from the speech.

[Anonymous No.56529140]

>>56529134
>>56529134
>powell
Who?

[Anonymous No.56529143]

>pump
>dump
>pump
>dump
>pump
>dump
>pump
>dump

[Anonymous No.56529145]

SOXL or SOXS bros?

[Anonymous No.56529149]

[Anonymous No.56529150]

It never ceases to amaze what paper hand lil bitches oil traders are. Yeah I bet you want to fill the feds spr offer and wear your lil cock cages don't ya. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.56529155]

>>56529117
>I still don't understand how iron condors work. Like how do I set it up.
Here's a template from my currently open trade. When I profit 50% I'll close it. Should I lose 50% I will stop myself out. So far so good. I win more than I lose by opening lots of these on different underlying and under different conditions

[Anonymous No.56529163]

>>56528585
obviously

[Anonymous No.56529169]

>>56529106

[Anonymous No.56529170]

[Anonymous No.56529175]

[Anonymous No.56529176]

>>56529128
she's still under the lectern getting him ready. Just a few more minutes

[Anonymous No.56529181]

>>56529079
That's Japanese yen and still less than $1.50

[Anonymous No.56529183]

[Anonymous No.56529185]

>>56529155
> "paper hands"
Son, you gotta go back

[Anonymous No.56529186]

I'm watching the minute ticks on tnx like a sizzle on steak waiting for it to be cooked

[Anonymous No.56529189]

>>56529181
>Japan Costco is real
Holy shit, I had no idea

[Anonymous No.56529200]

>>56529189
That's a lot of overweight people for it being Japan

[Anonymous No.56529204]

>>56529145
SOXL now, SOXS July 31st 2023

[Anonymous No.56529208]

STOP FUCKING CRABBING

[Anonymous No.56529210]

>>56529186
based

[Anonymous No.56529219]

>>56528597
>I've noticed the last 10 fed meetings have ended in a fucking red day

This isn't even close to true, sir. It's been true the last few, but these days just as often go neon green. FOMC in February resulted in a massive green dildo. Believe me I know because I was short. Last year had a bunch of FOMC pumps too.

[Anonymous No.56529222]

[Anonymous No.56529224]

Jerome will pamp my bags today only for apple to destroy them tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56529225]

>>56529050
It's kind of like market wanted to pump, the news isn't good, but market doesn't want to let go.

[Anonymous No.56529226]

>>56529085
Based on what thesis?

[Anonymous No.56529230]

Why is it that whenever I pass my evaluation and get a funded account, we enter crabbing days until I blow up my account again? Every time I do my evaluation we get great days with solid directional moves that you can follow and make consistent profits on. Every time I get into a funded account the market decides to jew me out of my gains.

[Anonymous No.56529231]

DXY HIGHER HIGHS

[Anonymous No.56529232]

>>56529185
:( go back where?

[Anonymous No.56529236]

>>56529226
Oil go up

[Anonymous No.56529240]

>>56529189
>>56529181
About to go to Costco for the first time next week just for the food court. Is it good? I wanna get 3 hot dogs and a drink for cheap.

[Anonymous No.56529243]

>it is what it is

[Anonymous No.56529246]

>>56529240
better food court at your local high school game

[Anonymous No.56529247]

>>56529138
Nah, he's backstage playing Black Betty on a Les Paul through a Pignose.

[Anonymous No.56529248]

>>56529226
Biden 79$ put and Bibi flattening Gaza meaning Second Arab-Israeli war.

[Anonymous No.56529251]

>>56529225
>pic
happy birthday (i assume)

[Anonymous No.56529258]

>>56529240
Which country? When I took my Japanese cousin to costco she was just kinda amazed at the size. The food is mediocre but amazing for the price if that makes sense. Get the chicken bake and almond chocolate bar and have fun being fat for the day

[Anonymous No.56529259]

>>56529240
It’s good for what it is, but if you know how to cook or eat at hipster restaurants you will think of it as slop.

Also fuck the hot dog get a chicken bake

[Anonymous No.56529261]

>>56529240
The food court is okay, but you can get better deals with the easily prepared stuff in the back aisles. The meatloaf is very choice.

[Anonymous No.56529265]

Where are my bepis at Jerome? I wanted to see some bepis increases.

[Anonymous No.56529266]

buckle up niggers

[Anonymous No.56529267]

HE LOOKS SAD SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.56529270]

GRAY TIE

[Anonymous No.56529271]

>>56529224
>APPL earnings post iPhone 15, phone even normalfags don't care about
We're fucked

[Anonymous No.56529273]

>Grey tie.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.56529275]

>>56529266
It's going to crab, nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.56529283]

boring market.

[Anonymous No.56529284]

>>56529270
ending gray today, crab confirmed

[Anonymous No.56529286]

gray tie, looks like the crabbing continues

[Anonymous No.56529287]

>inflation
>inflation
>tighten
>restrictive
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.56529291]

[Anonymous No.56529292]

>>56529240
Sam’s>Costco

[Anonymous No.56529299]

maintaining rates, the crab continues

[Anonymous No.56529300]

He's not wearing glasses, how should I interpret this?

[Anonymous No.56529301]

>>56529273
Gray tie, off we pump

[Anonymous No.56529307]

fake and gay market

[Anonymous No.56529312]

>>56528537
Grey tie ALERT. I repeat, the tie is GREY.

[Anonymous No.56529315]

>>56529236
That don't mean XOM will, but either way that's all but pure picrel.

[Anonymous No.56529316]

jpow looks haggard
did jews tell him to turn the market bull

[Anonymous No.56529317]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.56529318]

>>56529243
can you post this again without the thing circled

[Anonymous No.56529319]

scampump or real?

[Anonymous No.56529323]

yeah, i'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.56529324]

>>56529300
The future is uncertain

[Anonymous No.56529326]

>Immigration has rebounded to pre pandemic levels
Uh Powell...? Is that really good news? Isn't immigration inflationary?

[Anonymous No.56529328]

INFLATION IS OVER

[Anonymous No.56529329]

>>56529292
>>Sam's>Costco
I appreciate a good shitpost as much as the next anon but, bruh, at least make that shit *sound* real

[Anonymous No.56529330]

>>56529248
>>56529315

[Anonymous No.56529331]

JACKSON HOLE POWELL

[Anonymous No.56529332]

DAYUM

MY LIL AMD STOCK DOIN A LIL SUMTHIN

[Anonymous No.56529342]

RIP
THE FUCKING BANDAGE OFF
JEROME

[Anonymous No.56529343]

>>56529301
Grey ID

Moooooooon time

[Anonymous No.56529345]

liquidated a trillion bucks,eh? not bad
time to moon.

[Anonymous No.56529351]

>>56529300
So that's why he looks different. I couldn't figure it out.

[Anonymous No.56529364]

Fucking pussy, I hope they cut his salary to only 150k

[Anonymous No.56529365]

>glasses on
uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.56529367]

he's talking about the long end yields, will he rug them

[Anonymous No.56529371]

>>56529291
your wife is cute

[Anonymous No.56529373]

[Anonymous No.56529374]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.56529375]

most boring fomc to date

[Anonymous No.56529376]

>Thank you, Chair Powell. Rei or Asuka?

[Anonymous No.56529379]

Who is masked qt?

[Anonymous No.56529384]

>>56529367
He said so in the announcement.

[Anonymous No.56529386]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56529389]

>>56529379

[Anonymous No.56529393]

>Tight conditions

[Anonymous No.56529398]

HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR CRAB ANY REBOUND WILL HIKE FURTHER

[Anonymous No.56529399]

>>56529384
This one seems to be from a question not a prepared remark

[Anonymous No.56529400]

>>56529389
> Not the gif
the market will now crash

[Anonymous No.56529401]

>>56529189
Stfu you stupid nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.56529406]

>>56529379
Jeanna's janetty

[Anonymous No.56529407]

Jerome wants it tighter.

[Anonymous No.56529409]

DUMP IT ALL
>>56529379
that's harbinger of the melt(down)

[Anonymous No.56529408]

>>56529389
That robot is me.

[Anonymous No.56529410]

YES THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT
>BIG DUMP

[Anonymous No.56529414]

>we are not confident

[Anonymous No.56529415]

>not confident financial conditions are restrictive enough

[Anonymous No.56529416]

NOT CONFIDENT.

[Anonymous No.56529418]

>>56529415
the bepis just got 25 pts higher

[Anonymous No.56529419]

THERE SHE IS

[Anonymous No.56529420]

>Not confident we've achieved enough tightening
It will probably still go up a bit, then mumus will be surprised why the market dies next year.

[Anonymous No.56529423]

JEANIE AWOOOGA

[Anonymous No.56529425]

Higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.56529428]

The fed sure isn't confident

[Anonymous No.56529429]

>>56529419
AHHHHHHHHHHH THAT VOICE

[Anonymous No.56529430]

the way she fondles that microphone
>she knows what she does

[Anonymous No.56529432]

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him

[Anonymous No.56529436]

she needs to stop asking serious questions and make Powell stutter.

[Anonymous No.56529437]

*Foghorn sound effect*
Hey baby

[Anonymous No.56529440]

This sounds super bullish? I mean he said a bunch of stuff but if he paused it means that a pivot is soon. Time to stock up on tqqq

[Anonymous No.56529441]

His stutter is killing the market kek

[Anonymous No.56529442]

Whats the play?

[Anonymous No.56529447]

RAISE THE RATES YOU WAFFLING OVERPAID BUREAUCRAT

[Anonymous No.56529449]

>I don't want to answer your question, fuck off, Nick.

[Anonymous No.56529451]

>RECESSION
HE SAID RECESSION

[Anonymous No.56529455]

that was such a good question sweetheart jeanie you are so smart good job

[Anonymous No.56529457]

>I don't want to answer your question about a possible recession

[Anonymous No.56529458]

I DONT WANT TO ANSWER THAT
GEE I WONDER WHY

[Anonymous No.56529467]

>>56529436
Are you sure it's the question thatmakes him stutter

[Anonymous No.56529472]

>>56529440
>Time to stock up on tqqq
The current anti-leveraged ETF /smg/ psyop means only few anons will position correctly for the upcoming golden bull run

[Anonymous No.56529474]

EFFECTS TO THE HOUSING MARKET WILL BE SIGNIFICANT!

[Anonymous No.56529479]

>>56529432
The FED is Rising

[Anonymous No.56529480]

JEROME IS JERKING OFF THE BOBOS, HE'S GOT HIS HAND ON THEIR DICK AND HE'S GOING FOR IT

[Anonymous No.56529483]

>We're gonna be looking at [...] broad [...] s

[Anonymous No.56529484]

Just found out Jeanna is married I'm gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.56529486]

[Anonymous No.56529491]

when are financial journalism columns going to hire fuckable journalists? financially speaking

[Anonymous No.56529490]

>>56529484
open relationship

[Anonymous No.56529492]

>>56529480
Harder for longer

[Anonymous No.56529496]

NO RATE CUTS

[Anonymous No.56529499]

>>56529480
I THINKKK IMM GONNNA CCCCUUUMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.56529500]

No rate cuts NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.56529501]

>We're not talking about rate cuts

[Anonymous No.56529504]

NOT THINKING ABOUT RATE CUTS AT ALL

[Anonymous No.56529505]

god i hate bulls so much it is unreal

[Anonymous No.56529507]

>"w-what about a recession mr powell, do you think there will be one soon?"
>"lmao, lol even."

[Anonymous No.56529509]

it's over

[Anonymous No.56529512]

>>56529509
correct

[Anonymous No.56529518]

>>56529512
i'd fuck them both

[Anonymous No.56529520]

>>56529512
He's jew

[Anonymous No.56529524]

>A year back: we're not even thinking about thinking about rate hikes.
>Now: we're not even talking about rate cuts.
Lmfao, this shit is so scripted.

[Anonymous No.56529526]

>>56529505
Eat a dick nigger

[Anonymous No.56529529]

>>56529512
I'm just glad he's white and doesn't look jewish

[Anonymous No.56529533]

>>56529512
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.56529538]

>>56529520
I'm Jew. Where's my blond finance wife?

[Anonymous No.56529539]

>Rug a ber
kek

[Anonymous No.56529543]

>All this fuckin volatility

[Anonymous No.56529552]

soon

[Anonymous No.56529554]

What if the market got bamboozled into pricing in an extra 50 hike which will never come?

[Anonymous No.56529556]

WTHWT?!

[Anonymous No.56529561]

Is this dude stuttering a bit more than usual or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.56529570]

>>56529561
Rocking back and forth trying to fuck the podium too. Jay's rattled as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56529572]

sooo we get another rate hike in Dec when the market can eat it better?

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.56529573]

W shape. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56529574]

Nothing ever happens.
Yours truly,
The Crab.

[Anonymous No.56529575]

INFLATION IS TOO DAMN HIGH. MUMUS ARE BUG EATING WEF PROPAGANDISTS

[Anonymous No.56529577]

>>56529538
You reap what you sow jew

[Anonymous No.56529580]

>>56529556
Didn't you hear. Price Stability has been Restored b/c we restored it.

[Anonymous No.56529581]

>>56529554
We priced in the bamboozling already

[Anonymous No.56529585]

>>56529512
>both white
>no tattoos
>no dog
>still young enough to have kids
Maybe it's not over

[Anonymous No.56529587]

>Rachel Siegel: Is the economy being a bad, bad girl and in need of some pain?

[Anonymous No.56529588]

>>56529561
he used to shake uncontrollably when he first started hiking.

[Anonymous No.56529590]

>>56529585
all we need are about 100 million more just like them

[Anonymous No.56529591]

DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56529596]

>>56529554
You wish

[Anonymous No.56529597]

so has everyones stops got triggered now so it can keep going sideways

[Anonymous No.56529602]

>>56529580
BUYDENOMICS!!! YOU FUCKING MAGA CHUD LOSERS!

[Anonymous No.56529604]

>>56529597
>stops

[Anonymous No.56529614]

>>56529591
FUCK BRICS FUCK SHINY ROCK SCHIZOS FUCK CRYPTO JEETS

[Anonymous No.56529617]

Starting to sound kinda bullish

[Anonymous No.56529622]

>>56529597
What kind of loser sets stops.
I will ride these puts into the fucking ground
Show some fucking conviction pussy

[Anonymous No.56529623]

I like how they all raise their hands and some woman calls their name like elementary school. Plebs lol

[Anonymous No.56529626]

>>56529596
>You wish
Judging by the yields the big boys seems to think hikes are over.

[Anonymous No.56529633]

>>56529602
Biden Bros we just keep winning. Trust the plan

[Anonymous No.56529639]

Ohhhh nigga you did NOT just talk shit about the dot plot! get him J!

[Anonymous No.56529641]

When speech finished so I can sleep?

[Anonymous No.56529645]

>>56529626
get off the 1 hour chart. these are bond yields we're talking about. look at the weekly chart. no reason to say that at all yet.

[Anonymous No.56529652]

>>56529623
It's all theater. I'm pretty sure the people who get questions are selected ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.56529658]

>>56529626
Big bois are high on copium, there will be no pivot, 100% chance he raises rates in December.
Hell he should have raised rates today

[Anonymous No.56529660]

He's such a tease

[Anonymous No.56529664]

>>56529248
What does the $79 put mean

[Anonymous No.56529665]

*chuckles*

[Anonymous No.56529669]

Who is this boomer and how many puts did he buy kek

[Anonymous No.56529670]

>>56529622
ygmi

[Anonymous No.56529671]

>>56529664
us gov buying oil at 79

[Anonymous No.56529672]

would one of these word niggers please ask an intelligent question

[Anonymous No.56529678]

>>56529664
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.56529686]

10yearKun Nyo

[Anonymous No.56529693]

>>56529658
>Bro just trust me

[Anonymous No.56529692]

WE ARE STILL DUMPING OUR TREASURIES ON YOUR BITCHASS

[Anonymous No.56529695]

[Anonymous No.56529701]

i hate this whore

[Anonymous No.56529702]

>>56529597
Looking autistically at every move, there was a brief uptick at exactly 14:30 then it went back to crabbing. Right now its going up.

[Anonymous No.56529703]

I wouldn't mind some broad support if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.56529704]

>>56528870

[Anonymous No.56529710]

>>56529693
>Not even thinking about rate cuts
>We might have to do more
>2% is still the goal
How much cleaner does a man need to be

[Anonymous No.56529711]

>>56529658
I don't know dude. Everything he's implied today tells me that they done with hikes, unless some giga-fuckery happens.

[Anonymous No.56529713]

what else chu lookin' at?

[Anonymous No.56529718]

>>56529704
PLEASE someone turn this into a bobo or something but keep the same expression

[Anonymous No.56529725]

Nigger >>56529724

[Anonymous No.56529747]

>>56529711
>Everything he's implied today tells me that they done with hikes,
Are you listening to the same meeting I was?

[Anonymous No.56529754]

>>56529704
lmao is there a timestamp for this

[Anonymous No.56529802]

Powell achieved a strong vote of confidence today. He basically alleviated a lot of panic that investors had. He painted a nice picture: we're handling it and we will continue to handle it. Markets like it.

[Anonymous No.56529815]

At this point, the only thing that is going to prevent a V shaped recovery is a big black swan event.

[Anonymous No.56529849]

Uh bobros why is it not dropping

[Anonymous No.56529880]

>>56529849
Nigger

>>56529704
Nigger

[Anonymous No.56529896]

Yup I'm thinking we are back.

[Anonymous No.56529912]

>>56529754
maybe 30 seconds before I posted the pic

[Anonymous No.56529962]

I love how quiet bobos are kek

[Anonymous No.56530058]

>>56529849
wait forit tohit the 200ema