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>> No.56524391
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https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-treasury-borrow-776-billion-q4-2023-10-30/

>> No.56524395

>>56524391
It's fine. If yields start to blow out, we'll just do what Japan did.

>> No.56524399
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>>56524395
*ba dum tiss*

>> No.56524416
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today really hurt
when i sold my calls
just like when they ripped
the wax off my balls

>> No.56524419
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Instead of chasing SOXL, you could be generating true differentiated alpha through an artisanal basket of hedged high-beta shorts.
Why is no one talking about this?

>> No.56524421
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>>56524399
We're even better off, because everyone has to use the dollar.

Or else.

>> No.56524426

>>56524391
Isn't that more than the TARP programs used to bail out the banks in 2008? Either the currency has completely lost all value or we have a real problem on our hands.

>> No.56524436
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>he was a NO NATGAS NIGGER this morning

>> No.56524437

>>56524419
I think there's some even crazier simple solution for this year that's like 85% SPY, 15% PFIX.

>> No.56524438
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>Day 1 NoFap

>> No.56524443
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Yes, that's right, cigarettes and liquor are consumer STAPLES.

>> No.56524475

>>56524380
When did the links become so cool

>> No.56524476
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>>56524443
XLP currently yields 2.79%.

In order to compete with treasuries and yield 5%, it'd need to drop... another 45%

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>>56524380
Bond market is cooling off. We yeet off JP

>> No.56524481

>>56524476
God, that would be wonderful.

>> No.56524486
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>>56524380
Bond market is cooling off

>> No.56524490

>>56524443
>cigarettes and liquor
Indeed.

>> No.56524493

>>56524486
the 20/30 year rugging 20 minutes before close today was really something

>> No.56524494

>>56524438
Lol I jerked off right before midnight so I can still do nofap november.

>>56524419
Wow low IQ moves here.

>> No.56524503

>>56524421
ridiculous idea what if someone made an oil backed currency.

>> No.56524507
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>>56524419
>simultaneously long and short junior gold miners

>> No.56524514
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>futures

>> No.56524516

>>56524486
>Bond market is cooling off
you would have said the same thing around September :^)

>> No.56524519

I just want to see my portfolio of indexes and treasuries actually kinda look like a safe investment again

>> No.56524522

>>56524516
Hey its cooling off slowly.

>> No.56524528

>>56524514
Iz you be sayin...

>> No.56524529
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>futes

>> No.56524537

>>56524437
PFIX is too new, and only exists under a period of rising rates. In practice I think it would probably end up looking close to TBF or other inverse bond ETFs over the long term.
You could slot these in to replace the cash portion, FLOT, but I wouldn't expect significant impact on returns over a full market cycle. When you consider that interest rates are peaking right now, there's a certain timing advantage in avoiding making that swap.

>>56524507
Naturally. It's the most stupidly volatile pair, yet also trends to go nowhere. Maximal decay with minimal risk of a massive breakout moving against you.
Of all the positions in the portfolio, this pair generates the most truly uncorrelated alpha.

>> No.56524550
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>>56524514
It's funny that Christopher Columbus was a Jew.

>> No.56524554
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>>56524426
Right now, America is like the geopolitical version of Burt Reynolds. We've internalized our identity as an international superstar from earlier in our career. Therefore, we think we should be able to spend massive amounts of money, as much as we see fit, like any other Hollywood bigshot. However, we're so used to thinking of ourselves as the biggest name in Hollywood that we've totally ignored our declining relevance in shooting new films, and we've fallen behind newer actors like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Unable to let go of our past glory, and either unable or unwilling to fix ourselves and land some new leading roles, we're finding ourselves in massive, life-ruining debt.

>> No.56524568
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Check out these cheese sticks I ordered.

>> No.56524573

>>56524554
If America was an actor it would be Charlie Sheen.

>> No.56524576

>>56524537
>It's the most stupidly volatile pair, yet also trends to go nowhere.
It reminds me that weird investing fact: you can make money by holding an asset that returns 0% and whose price moves randomly. You just keep rebalancing and you'll make money over time. It's economically equivalent to selling options or something.

>> No.56524582

>>56524550
well that explains the genocide he did.

>> No.56524614

>>56524573
>>56524554
Actually fuck it America could be Leo Di Caprio and instead of girlfriends its wars that get too old for him so he gets a new one.

>> No.56524618

>>56524568
so you must like gay cheese?

>> No.56524637
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>>56524618
You are hilarious Anon, harharharhar

>> No.56524643

>>56524443
Isn’t this an Oasis song?

>> No.56524704
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>futures

>> No.56524708
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>>56524704
New peepo just dropped?

>> No.56524742
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Reuters:
>WeWork plans to file for bankruptcy as early as next week, source says

>> No.56524743

>>56524419
wouldnt this have pretty much blown up spectacularly in march 2020 because of 10% UVXY short allocation? that simulator probably assumes you didn't get liquidated when that short was losing -700%

>> No.56524752

>>56524742
More like WeBroke

>> No.56524759
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SAM bros, octoberfest is over...

>> No.56524761

>>56524742
>Paying to wage

Pretty good scam while it lasted

>> No.56524770

>>56524761
Just goes to show you how delusional most IPOs are. $50B valuation to bankruptcy speedrun in under 3 years.

>> No.56524790

>>56524380
The Japan BS basically pumped DXY to where it was 5 days ago and where it's been essentially all month. So a big nothing burger

>> No.56524796
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I got a pimeyes account today and found the secretary at out office is a whore. Time to start strategy. Made some decent money yesterday om my RTX calls so I'm feeling confident.

>> No.56524797
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>he isn't 100% in safe short term treasuries enjoying guaranteed 5% on his money after the fake bull trap pump today
ngmi

>> No.56524806

>>56524704
saved
ty

>> No.56524842
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>>56524797
BIL tracks a market-weighted index of all publicly issued zero-coupon US Treasury bills with a maturity of at least 1 month, but less than 3 months. As such, BIL takes on less interest rate risk and offers lower yields. Safety has a price: In a low-interest rate environment, costs for this cashlike vehicle may exceed the yield.
BIl has never risen above $92 nor gone below $91. What is this shit and what does it all mean

>> No.56524845

>>56524842
it just gives "buys" you 1-3 month treasury bills, which currently yield 5% or so. you just keep buying this and youre money grows by 5% a year.

not much different than a high interest savings account

>> No.56524866
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>>56524842
BIL invests in 30-90 day treasury bills and rolls them constantly as they mature. Holding BIL is like holding short term treasuries and the payout is the same, I.e. you receive slightly above the risk free rate annualized in interest which right now just above 5%. The price looks weird because of how the payout works and can be mostly ignored. Pic related is the total return and what the payout really looks like since rates started going up last year. Before rates started to rise BIL was pointless to hold so it didn't get talked about much around here

>> No.56524870

>>56524866
I hold BIL when I'm between trades instead of cash so I get a little extra yield. This is particularly good since it gives a tailwind to any trend following strategy that spends a predictable amount of time in cash

>> No.56524892
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>>56524845
>>56524866
>>56524870
Thanks for the concise run down and potential strategy. Definitely looking into this now

>> No.56524899
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>>56524892
No problem. Pic related has a few other alternatives some of which have nominally higher risk and slightly higher payouts. Check those too

>> No.56524906

>>56524743
Nope. A UVXY short alone would blow up in a non-rebalanced portfolio, but the larger EDZ position partially offsets losses after accounting for monthly rebalance. Peak move is ~500% intra-month gain, so UVXY short expanding 5x while portfolio NAV shrinks for a net effect of UVXY short growing such that exposure would be equivalent to nearly 100% of portfolio NAV in mid March 2020. EDZ roughly doubled, offsetting some of that effect. The rest of the portfolio mostly washes out.
Good question though. It is true that max drawdown in the image is incorrect. However margin requirements are the bigger concern, along with shorting fees which are not included in that simulation.

>> No.56524908
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10 year yields will close at 5.2% today.

>> No.56524915

it's time.

long SOFl and PYPL

>> No.56524969
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>futures

>> No.56524978
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Why... are all schizos always posting... like this?

>> No.56524981
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>>56524908
is this good for bitcoin (ticker: BTC)?

>> No.56524983

>>56524978
Du bist ein idiot. Blodman

>> No.56524988

>>56524983
Very --- RUDE!

>> No.56525009
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>>56524486
>10y bond yields up to +4.9%
>cooling off
Well, we will see today. JPow makes or breaks the markets today. Today kind of sets the pace for the remainder of the year. While it is my opinion that he should hike since we are approaching the end of the y/y effect and hikes have barely contributed/done anything, he is a bureaucrat first and foremost so he'll probably just drag out the inflation.

Anyway, the metal market is dead, oil prices steadily going down since Saudis want to produce (same with Russia). Seriously, fugg commodities. The only one worth holding is gold.
Heh, amazing that Amazon actually managed to save the markets. The insane GDP + Amazon showed the consooomer is beyond strong, paving the way for a true and proper Santa rally. Feels good to be a mumu right now.

I find it funny that Japan pumps like crazy as the BoJ was forced to intervene in the bond markets yesterday. I just checked the USD/JPY and it's steadily above 150. Yeah, real good job they are doing. How is that bullish?

>> No.56525013

>>56525009
I wonder for how much long will consumers be able to stay 'strong', the amount of credit card debt and how low savings are all at is pretty wild right now

>> No.56525019
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This means sell like it's going out of style, right?

>> No.56525038
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>>56525013
delinquencies are falling for almost 3 years now

>> No.56525044
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Yields...

>> No.56525049
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>>56525038
>>56525013
hmm, maybe not

>> No.56525050

I fapped

Also no hike, but no cut, higher for longer, scamwick

>> No.56525055

>>56525019
Yes, NVDA 800$, AAPL 240$ and SPX 4600 (BOFA)

>> No.56525057

>>56525044
Nice

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>>56525013
Meh, delinquency rate is still extremely low >>56525049
(understandable bc of free money and ZIRP policy). Normies have been able to cash in extremely good wages and are now in possession of substantial financial buffers.
Plus, wage growth is very good in the US. Also, the number of full-time jobs has decreased substantially but the number of part time jobs and the number of people working TWO or more jobs has also gone up pretty bigly.

Understand that rates have pretty much no impact on normies or their spending. They locked in their mortgages a long time ago or during times of low rates (during ZIRP during Covid perhaps ;---))
That plus wage growth can easily offset any inflationary cost growth as we keep seeing. Retail is extremely strong, consumerism is basically hovering near ATH, and people are going to restaurants are traveling like it's no problem.
Rates have an extremely lagging effect so we won't see the effects of them until 2024-2025.
>>56525044
Very cute and based.
>>56525050
>I fapped
Oh snap it's NoFapvember or whatever the normies at my job call it. Goddamn it's leg day today... it's not looking good boys

>> No.56525065

>>56525062
Thirdleg day for me

>> No.56525071
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I'm ready for the GAINZ

>> No.56525072

>>56525055
What's BOFA?

>> No.56525081
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>>56525072
BOFA DEEZ NUTS

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>>56525072

>> No.56525087

TUP will be the next NVDIA, in a great depression caused by Jerome Powell, people will need the best way to keep their precious leftovers edible for extended periods of time.

>> No.56525090
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>futures

I wish Powell would take the band aid off and do a surprise 100 bps hike, but that's impossible

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>barely 3 hours into NNN and i'm already getting horny
how do i profit off this? maybe instead of yui i'll post pomni, since she's the fresh new waifu

>captcha 8008kj

>> No.56525095
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>>56525090
25 bps or pause, take it or leave it.

Btw, fellow EUbros, we are eating real good this week. I hope you all bought last week. We are getting a nice bounce from being damn oversold

>> No.56525096

>>56525055
>>56525086
Just to make sure I understand you, you believe these Jews telling us that the market is going up soon? If I read "bank of America says buy" I think they're about to crash it with no survivors.

>> No.56525103

>>56525096
This retard Subramanian increased her prediction right on FOMC day when we started crashing. Literally BUY HIGH, SELL LOW. Even if we get to 4600 again. She might have caused opportunity cost + mental stress on people with her dogshit prediction at the WORST moment.

>> No.56525109

>>56525090
Powell has to cut to save Israel or (((they))) will ruin him

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>>56525090
>>56525095
>>56525109
a pause is already priced in, don't expect much movement afterward unless of course Powell stutters or wears a red tie

>> No.56525145

>mfw believed that guy who said oil was trading in a range between 82 and 90

>> No.56525151

>>56525145
Oil was at 78 before the "war", m8.

>> No.56525159

Sleep tight, Orsted

>> No.56525161

>>56525159
I forgot to add that what you see is happening with Orsted might also happen with Tech, especially NVDA. About the same quality of insanity rallye.

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>>56525115
THE CLUSSY PIPELINE IS REAL, FUCKING GOING NUTS NOW ITS NO FAP NOVEMBER AND I CANT BUST A NUT OVER SOME CLUSSY

>> No.56525181

>>56525151
It was 78 bucks back in august which is more than a month and a half before the Second Holocaust began. It was 82 bucks on october 5th.

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>>56525159
>Comparing "green" tech to NVDA
U wot m8? NVDA keeps raking in cash, projects, and investor trust. They are reducing their P/E at a record-fast pace.
NVDA was no craze nor no mania. The other stocks like AMD... those were caught up in a mania. Clusterfugg results with a net result worse than an offal kiosk yet it keeps pumping.
>>56525175
Bro stop. I'm on day 12... please stop
>>56525181
Sorry m8, I have memory fragmentation and can't recall a lot of the stuff. Adjusted for inflation, oil is insanely cheap... but the problem is that oil producers now switched sides and want to produce --> driving down prices. You'll have to rely on the "war" for oil to go up

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>>56525188
No bro I'm only 4 fucking hours in. I jerked off to midnight but I still have clussy fever!

>> No.56525201

>>56525145
You got baited into bag holding oil this time, there is rally to $90 WTI every 6 mouths or so, sell CC's and get some divvies then sell when there is a new suckers rally.

>> No.56525203
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>>56525188
Orsted's P/E was 34 in 2021. Where is NVDA's?

>> No.56525212
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>>56525203
>>56525188

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>>56525203
>2021
NVDA's current P/E is actually positive and keeps going down as of right now. Orsted is bleeding cash and has nothing to do with the semiconductor business which is in a new boom-era.
Literally comparing apples to oranges. You can't compare the P/E of companies belonging to different sectors.

It's rather interesting how green tech is feeling the heat in 2k23. The consooomer is apparently ultra strong yet EV sales are significantly down (with one exception and that's Tesla). Many countries are now strongly considering Nuclear. Green is expensive. There is a reason why copper has been a shitty investment ever since 2022. A combination of China and green tech doing poorly.

>> No.56525252

>>56525096
>these Jews telling us that the market is going up
>bank of America says buy
>>56525103
>Subramanian
The largest banks saying "buy" in a situation where theory and history say line go down? and having a pajeeta deliver the message?
Does not send vibes of truth.

>> No.56525263

>>56525145
>>mfw believed that guy who said oil was trading in a range between 82 and 90

I have a price target of $79 before year end (likely this before month end)

>> No.56525267

>>56525251
>NVDA's current P/E is actually positive
Wtf is that supposed to mean? It sure is positive, it's way too high.

>Orsted is bleeding cash and has nothing to do with the semiconductor business which is in a new boom-era.
You are comparing Orsted NOW with NVIDIA now. I said Orsted 2021 is what NVIDIA could be come. So we are talking about future development of NVDA. So we might be now with NVDA where Orsted was 2020-2021. Back then it also was a green energy boom-mania.

>> No.56525283

indices below vwap
gold above vwap

>> No.56525286

>>56525267
I'm guessing a negative PE would be great right?

>> No.56525289

I had to pay capital gains tax for the first time today and I have violent thoughts now

>> No.56525291
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>>56525267
NVDA's forward PE ratio is around 30 which is verye much in line with normal growth of NASDAQ. But NVDA grows more than a typical stock in the NASDAQ so I say their growth in the market is well-deserved.
NVDA has more growth potential than most companies have together.
A P/E of 50+ is not even that high, m8... if you have the growth potential to support it.
Given the economy won't crap itself in the coming years and the tech industry keeps its strong growth, I will remain ultra bullish on NVDA

>> No.56525300

>>56525289
how are the civil servants (most of them women) supposed to do their amazing job if you dont let them take money from you

>> No.56525303

>>56525291
My god not this chart again. You are like the Orlen -max payne guy, ALWAYS posting the same charts.

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>>56525303
It's a good chart, m8. How about this graph?

>> No.56525311

>>56525291
>Nvidia earnings will increase 300%

>> No.56525312
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>>56524416
>just like when they ripped
>the wax off my balls

>> No.56525314

>>56525311
Why is that hard to believe?

>> No.56525318

>>56524416
Poem anon turns out to be a degenerate

>> No.56525331

>>56525310
>“Past performance is no guarantee of future results.”

>The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) requires that mutual funds tell investors that a fund’s past performance does not necessarily predict future results in their advertising.

>> No.56525339

>>56525310
>logarithmic chart

That will only hold true if the underlying causes keep growing exponentially.

>> No.56525345

>>56525300
it would be fine if it was only like 5% but they're taking almost a third while I take all the risk of losing my investment. why do I even pay taxes when they're printing trillions every day, doesn't make sense.

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Oil brothers the 79$ Biden put will hold until Bibi starts the Second Arab-Israeli war.

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Like clockwork, my Wheat position is green

>> No.56525367

>>56524704
saved

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>>56525360
Found a picture of your girlfriends Pszenica anon.

>> No.56525377

>>56525370
lel nice, thanks. Ironically I can't eat anything with gluten.

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>>56525377
Diabetic fuck

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>>56525377
Berry sure pussy is gluten free, but lmao who would have though Pszenica anon is gluten intolerant.

>> No.56525394

>>56525385
>gluten
>diabetic fuck
....?

>> No.56525404

>>56525385
Wait, what's the link? Because I appear to be diabetic too

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>>56525394
Whatever fucking disease he has that brandishes him as physically inferior. He can have fucking chrons disease for all I care and shit himself to death when having gluten. Absolute untermensch.

>> No.56525409

>>56525405
>my intestines aren't good enough for the ethnostate
damn, it's over for me... carry on without me Überanons...

>> No.56525418

>>56525409
I practically live on milk and bread.

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>>56525418
I live on Oat "milk" and this, which is actually pretty good

>> No.56525435

>>56525252
>>these Jews telling us that the market is going up
>>bank of America says buy
What I'm saying is I think they're forecasting a bigger crash and they want exit liquidity, so they tell the goy that it's a generational buying opportunity. We're supposed to think it's going back up in the near future and we must buy right away so we don't miss the bottom. The exit pump will appear to confirm that we hit the bottom, until it runs out of steam and they dump it again.

>> No.56525448

>>56525418
I live on stews that cost about $5 a portion. Current one is ground beef and pork, boiled eggs, fuck load of vegetables and ramen noodles. One portion is like taking a multivitamin with two scoops of whey, and I feel fucking great.

>> No.56525460

>>56525360
You are profiting off of Poland's embargo of ukrainian wheat. You are antidemocratic. You are proputin. YOU ARE THE ENEMY

>>56525405
>>56525356
Wait, you are both using pictures the same person would use. Are you using 2 IDs?

>> No.56525462

>>56524443
i loaded up spme MO after it tanked hard

>> No.56525465

I'm currently tactically long from 4120, but it's purely based on positioning and structure.
Is there an actual bull thesis? I'm pretty convinced that there will be a real recession with unemployment growth in the first half of 24.


>>56525426
I've often heard that oat products contain gluten usually from cross contamination in production, is that not the case?

>> No.56525485

>>56525460
lel, technically I'm speculating on American wheat traded in Chicago and this isn't affected so much by international trade let alone Polish decisions.

>>56525465
Doesn't seem to be the case for drinks, but for other products sometimes it says "may contain gluten" on the label.

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>>56525460
>Have a nice conversation with Pszenica anon, proceed to switch ID and call him an untermensch...
We're two different people.

>> No.56525501

>>56525485
But Chicaco Wheat also pumped on the Ukraine war, so it was affected by Ukraine wheat. Now if the new things are still playing a role, that can really be up to question, as they probably don't matter and the wheat pump back then was nothing but insanity speculation for pump and dump.

>> No.56525508

I'm a little surprised Ukraine still manages to produce much given the mining of the land and destruction of the work force.

>> No.56525520

>>56525495
How many people here are schizos would you think? Half of PMG probably and then you also have GME and BBBY and all of crypto.

>> No.56525528

>>56525520
I think it's pretty minimal. /smg/ tends to be much higher quality than the rest of the board.

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>>56525501
desu there are two things that dictate my wheat moves. Entry based on dipping into historical cheapness (I consider that $480-$560 is historical cheap) and exit brought about basically by noise. I'm basically trading noise at historical lows, not real movements driven by anything.

>> No.56525539

>>56525508
Most of the land that is mined and depopulated is controlled by Russia.
Fairly little farming land has been recovered by the Ukrainians, the vast majority of what they have was never occupied.

Feels like the point of this war, especially after the regime change operation failed, was to simply turn the country into a dead zone between them and the EU.

>> No.56525542

bros, I've just about had it, but I also feel like the pain is just starting

>> No.56525543

>>56525291
>if the economy wont crap itself
Anon...

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>>56525520
>GME and BBBY
Lmfao those threads still exist? TOP KEK!

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>>56525520
>>56525460
We are not the same people you dumb untermensch. You dumb gluten free motherfucker

>> No.56525561

Guys, I want to go all in on bonds with my life savings (500K) please tell me if this is genius or retarded

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>>56525561
There was some anon that did that he, bought TMF with 500k a few months ago, and umm... He stopped posting after the recent rise in interest rates.

>> No.56525573

>>56525561
it's okay if you hold until maturity, ie you prepare for your retirement. It's shit if you want to speculate on the price and get rich this way.
The only drawback of holding public debt until maturity is that you will never get rich this way. You won't be poor, which is already a lot ever since the firs toil crisis and the bureaucrats' desire to impoverish people.

If you want to be rich you have to speculate, on bonds or stocks, and this means really betting on the sp500 or even better the nasdaq, again holding for several decades.

or you magically get good at daytrading.

>> No.56525581

>>56525557
Kek, I can eat breed and drink milk. Don't get mad.

>>56525571
What? Did he screen it?

>> No.56525582

>>56525557
>You dumb gluten free motherfucker
That's me you moron, we have IDs you know?

>> No.56525589

>>56525561
Why go all in? 60/40 or similar sounds much better at that size.
I guess if you're mostly buying short term debt it's not such a bad idea. That's effectively what I'm doing (90% short term treasuries, 9% put options, 1% equity.)

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>>56525581
Yeah he had a TMF position of 500k (~100k in losses) and 150k in cash, last time I saw a screenshot of his portfolio.

>> No.56525603

So how will markets react today to the fed?

The markets have reacted negatively to each fed meeting for as long as I can remember.

But this time I'm hearing talk that powell will be dovish and signal that rate increases are basically at an end?

>> No.56525616

>>56525598
So he was better off than the +200k (250-280?) guy who's -80k with SPX 3x leverage.

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>>56525582
Where do I see a posters ID? Is this a new feature?

>>56525581
My bad

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>futas...

>> No.56525625

>>56525561
I personally think that we will see sustained inflation this decade due to a confluence of structural factors, so holding until maturity might yield low much lower gains than expected Vs inflation, and in 2-4 years the face value might take a pounding.

As a speculative trade to sell in the next couple of years I think it has good risk return at this point though.

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>>56525598
>>56525603
This makes me feel better about my small losses.

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>>56525623
>Futas

>> No.56525638

>>56525603
the low is really 4100. My guess is that it will crab for a few days, then a rally and then maybe the sellers will pop up

anyway it will be over by the election, it's what matters.

>> No.56525655

should i just put all my 155k into 5.5% yielding CDs

>> No.56525660

>>56525638
The current government seems to have used up all of their pro-cyclical policy options though.
IMO this will just be a bounce, not a return to a bull market.

I think the political situation may get pretty wild next year.

>> No.56525668

>>56525603
BULLISH AF

>> No.56525673

>>56525561
its smart if you have patience
if you can stomach the possible continuted high rates for a few years, you still get to collect your dividends, just dont look at the balance till you hear that rates are at zero again then you can retire.

>> No.56525683

>>56525655
Sure. Do 4 though in a laddered scheme maturing quarterly

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I think I may be entering a relationship with a small Asian femboy just like baggie

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>>56525405
Everything started getting shitty after the dark knight
At least in film
People must be scared to try too hard because heath bar was so good at acting that he DIED

>> No.56525742

>that feel when you realize the bottom was in october 26th
>the market bottomed around the exact same time last year

Hope you didn't make the same mistake and bought in this time right?

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> learning that you don't pay social security taxes on earnings over $160k
livin' the dream

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>>56525695
Say what you will about baggot, im pretty sure his 4/10 gf has a snatch

>> No.56525750

>>56525655
No, put all your 155k into Wheat

>> No.56525752

>>56525742
This time is different

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>>56525748
He already posted her tits but can't post her snatch because she really has an egg roll instead. The milks sour on this one

>> No.56525813

>>56525742
>US MBA mortgage applications w.e. 27 October -2.1% vs -1.0% prior

>> No.56525862

what the fuck is the stock market going to look like over the next year and how the fuck do you make your stuff more visible on etsy?
we're going to get raped next year, aren't we?
t. haven't posted here in 6 months

>> No.56525866

how do i make money off covered calls

>> No.56525879

>>56525862
I dont see where the fuck an upswing is supposed to coming from so either crab or dump

>> No.56525888

Stop hitting the sell button...
Instead smash the like button, like and subscribe.

>> No.56525890

>>56525862
>your stuff more visible on etsy
We're not buying your sonichu medallions Chris

>> No.56525892

>>56525879
Fucking dumb take. The economic indicators are improving. If you want to see in upswing in something look into companies that work in transportation in supply chains

>> No.56525901

>>56525866
>buy 100 shares
>sell covered call at higher strike price than what you purchased stock
>???
>profit difference + premium

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>>56525890
aww man

>>56525888
checked

>> No.56525906

>>56525901
Realistically though unless you have enough shares to where you can sell dozens of covered calls the profits are pretty negligible.

>> No.56525921

kek@orange juice, was at 4,20$. Dropped now, but still.

>> No.56525926

>>56524493
today will be even funnier
>2:00 pm fed decision
>2:30 pm powell conference
>4:00 pm market closes
>4:15 pm biden blast

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>>56525892
>The economic indicators are improving
>If you want to see in upswing in something look into companies that work in transportation in supply chains
kek

>> No.56525939

>>56524618
they look straight to me

>> No.56525944

SPY calls at open?

>> No.56525957

>>56525892
Fake and gay indicators, imagine believing any of them, manufactured by a senile retard to make the economy look strong lmao

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>>56525931
Revenue might be down a little bit but gross profit will be up. You can look at their stock and it's only going up you dumb fuck.

>> No.56525971

>>56524537
PFIX is a special purpose vehicle created by the guy that made the MOVE index to profit from a specific event that he foresaw and played out how it happened. WTF are you talking about?

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>>56524742
>bounced off $520/share at one point
>in today's shares (52.8m outstanding?) market cap would be $27,456 million
>actual market cap at close $171.73 million
-99.4%

>> No.56525980

>>56525528
>oil is pumping
>anons told me it was dead
/smg/ is worse than the rest of the board because Linkies theoretically made money at one point, /smg/ just ooos and aaas as the fed makes new decisions.

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>>56525957
>Fake and gay indicators, imagine believing any of them, manufactured by a senile retard to make the economy look strong lmao
We have made significant strides in some areas of the economy especially in the weaknesses highlighted during covid but you dumb perma bobos will only circle jerk each others doom posts

>> No.56525985

>>56525957
I was in Walmart yesterday getting tire plugs and snacks. Saw an older lady and her daughter (?) in the canned meet section worrying about buying some canned fish.
But that's just an anecdote. Plus Walmart is kind of overpriced.

>> No.56525987

>>56524870
What brokers are you guys using that don't default invest your cash in money market funds? Get a new one because they're already doing that and just pocketing all the money

>> No.56525991

>>56524743
sure and when's the next global pandemic? and you remember it was signaled several weeks in advance? literally called covid-19 because it was identified in 2019, travel with china was closed, a cruise ship was quarantined, cases doubled a few times, deaths began, feb 27th bounce
and then it was march a few days later

>> No.56525997

>>56525987
The money market in mine yields like 0.1%. Also it was with JPM and I don't feel comfortable with them. I just put it in BIL.

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JEANNA BROS, YESTERDAY WAS HALLOWEEN BUT TODAY WE GET OUR TREAT

>> No.56526001

>>56525991
Travel to/from China wasn't closed until 2020 you liar

>> No.56526004

>DXY

>> No.56526005

How do I into stonks?
I am fully retarded, do I just DCA into S&P500?

>> No.56526015

>>56525311
>>56525314
Completely reasonable they make 15-25 billion profit in several years, but that would put them >30x earnings based on today's price

>> No.56526016

>>56526005
Go all in on BIL and slowly sell it off after the pay out and DCA into BRK.B and SPY.

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>>56526005
AGNC and NatGas Nigger

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>>56525998
Since when did Khazar women look like Aryan princesses?
On a /biz/ notes, how do I long the Talmud?

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>>56525984
This anon is right. Everytime I post proof that the economy is safe and effective you proto-redditors sperg the fuck out. Here is more proof - you jackasses keep mentioning credit card debt but the fact is no one cares about the poors. The rich drive the economy so stop being George Gammon's dick sweater and strap in for some massive upcoming gains

>> No.56526050

>>56526023
Maybe have an LLM skim /pol/ or some of the altchans.

>> No.56526053

>>56526036
>the wealthy would never sell their stocks yielding 4% to buy notes yielding 5%

>> No.56526056

>>56526022
>AGNC
I had this in my ROTH for the longest time and was able to significantly boost my portfolio. I do not recommend.

>> No.56526059

>>56526036
We'll probably get a decent pump into the end of the year but I'd use that to exit.

>> No.56526072

>>56526023
she doesn't look northern european at all
you can clearly see asian features

>> No.56526073

>>56526036
I'm gonna eat the rich, then what?

>> No.56526080

I member the FUD last summer about the new lockdowns for covid kek

>> No.56526082

>>56526053
>>56526059
The rich are richer than you are poor. Go check out the median vs average income. The economy is working for those that matter and the stock market will continue to go up

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>>56524797
>paying 0.14% in expenses
>to get paid 5.2%
>then lose a race with CTAs when rates start falling again
>when you can just buy CDs and hold to maturity
what are you doing dude

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>>56526059
>>56526053
You dumb fucks don't realize how a reverse market crash can happen.

>> No.56526092

>>56526082
>the rich don't care about making money on their money or the safety of their money
>the stock market is not impacted by buying and selling only fundamentals matter and also the market is fairly priced

>> No.56526100

>>56526088
>Oh shid oh fuck I'm gonna use all my cash yielding 5% to buy shares that are now yielding less than 4% because everyone else is buying

>> No.56526101

>currently unemployed
>have so much autism that i can't work a job for a boss
>cash savings quickly depleting
i don't know what i'm supposed to do here

>> No.56526103

>>56526088
>t. never jumped into windows and blown cocaine out of your nose

>> No.56526118

>>56526092
More like the rich will continue to consume, thus companies will continue to break profit records. Not a hard concept - the forward p/e ratio is now in line with historical norms. Market is priced fairly and will continue to soar as record profits come in

>> No.56526125

I posted in the old thread by accident.
Hello, any Trade Republic users here? It is supposed to give 4% p.a. interest on non-invested money (paid out in monthly rates though) since October 1st, but I'm still getting the old 2% instead of the new 4%.
Why is this? Do I have to somehow opt-in or activate the new interest rate?

>> No.56526129

>>56526118
Listen buddy I'm making it real easy for you. What happens to multiples when people have a lower risk investment option that yields more? What happened to the net income of CSCO between 2000 and now and what happened to their share price?

>> No.56526131

>>56526101
0dte spx calls

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>>56525921

>> No.56526141

>>56526085
>10 year CD is at 5.8%
Holy fugggg :DDD

>> No.56526148

>>56526085
>what are you doing dude
nta but holding a minimum balance necessary to engage in day trading without getting a PTD flag.

>> No.56526149

I already lost no nut November.

>> No.56526152

I fuckin hate the dark design of the page

>> No.56526156

Could the algos calmn down a little? There is no report at 30, or was there?

>> No.56526160

>>56525984
>significant strides
According to what? Numbers put out by the government? Lol, just look at the jobs report, gets adjusted every fucking time, sometimes "accidentally" adding millions

>> No.56526167

THIS PUMP IS BASELESS AND WILL FAIL

>> No.56526168

>>56526001
i was talking about 2020, go drink some coffee and read it again. you've forgotten that january exists and comes first.

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Yellen bros our response??

>> No.56526170

oh fuck im actually retarded. i found the option to activate the 4% interest. i had to update the app first lmao. that's what i get for only updating my phone every 2 months or so

>> No.56526172

HUGE SUPPLY INCOMING

>US to lift 3Y note sale size by $2 bln each month through January.

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>>56526160
Orders and profits going up doesn't just happen for no reason

>> No.56526185

Data drop just now? Shares healing

>> No.56526186

>>56526148
>day trading
yeah so losing even more money

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>DA FUTUTAS

>> No.56526190

>>56526101
Retail
You can easily make rent working like 30 hours a week, then the rest of the time you can either fixing your crippling autism or getting whatever business you can start off the ground but whatever you do, make sure you at least do something just sitting around thinking is not helping
I would know, I also have the tism

>> No.56526197

>>56526101
inheritance, welfare, daytrading and cutting your expenses

>> No.56526211

>>56526185
market has been terrified of Treasury issuing a fuck load of bonds, increasing the amount of bond sales when there is no demand for them especially from foreign buyers, so pre-emptively the market had sold of long end bonds (eg. 10yr, 20yr, 30yr)
however, due to pressure from the Fed, they told Yellen cut that shit out and get your shit together, and she announced today that the increase of sales for the long dated bonds will be less bad than was originally thought (that they'll issue less bonds than the market thought they would)
this created a huge bid for 10yr, 20yr, 30yr, as they had been sold preemptively for the Treasury being retarded
so now yields came down very, very sharply, while at the same time market is in oversold conditions, equals big rally
however, nobody wants to make too big of a move before the Fed
but, it is very very bullish for yields to fall as sharply as they just did

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>>56526186
>Trading stocks is bad
Why are you here?

>> No.56526219

>>56525019
unless inflation goes parabolic again

>> No.56526222

>>56526213
I can't leave

>> No.56526225

>>56526213
He's a longtermbaggie that wants to hold for 30-40 years to be rich when he is 70-80

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>>56526211
Market rally is going to swonk hard

>> No.56526227

>>56526211
I see, thanks

>> No.56526229

i had bullish green dreams. santa rally starts now

>> No.56526233

>>56526172
>we're at the point where the massive debt burden is finally pushing yields higher in a self fulfilling yield debt spiral
I'm ready

>> No.56526242

>>56526211
Part of the way we cope with debt is making it longer term. But because longer term is inherently higher risk this makes it more expensive. And also locks in these higher rates

I wouldnt be surprised if they want her to keep the duration shorter in a vain hope that yields go back to zero soon

>> No.56526247

Sale size changes affective through January

2-Year Note sale size +$2 bln
3-Year Note sale size +$2 bln
5-Year Note sale size +$3 bln
7-year Note sale size +$1 bln
10-year refunding & reopening sale size +$2 bln
20-year unchanged
30-year refunding & reopening sale size +$1 bln

Boosts total refunding by $9 bln to $112 bln, below the $114 bln est.

>> No.56526256

>>56526247
lol so basically Yellen is betting on short term in a vain hope yields go back down soon

>> No.56526265

>>56526190
>fixing your crippling autism
i don't think you quite understand what autism is, anon

>> No.56526274
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>>56524797
>>56526085
>not just letting your cash earn either 4.9% in HOOD (daily accrued, monthly paid out) or 4.99% in Fidelity (paid out every 7 days) as parked uninvested cash that's on the ready for a moment's trigger pull on a trade should the opportunity arise
Tickers NIG and GERS

>> No.56526275

>>56526256
WTF else is she supposed to do? People are already starting to call for her head.

>> No.56526279

>>56526265
I have autism
It doesn't have to be crippling

>> No.56526280

>>56526275
We're supposed to finally cut the welfare state down to size but I know thats not happening. Our nation is actually going to bankrupt itself over gibs

>> No.56526289

remidner that all the civil servants who take money from you right now and who create all the debt that you will pay, actually use it to pay for their current expanses, not even to make the country good and alievate the suffering of the populaiton.

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>>56526280
Dude we are going in the opposite direction from bankruptcy soon

>> No.56526295

>>56526290
Bankruptcy was the wrong word
Raped by hyperinflation is what I meant

>> No.56526297

santa rally begins now. dont be a chud and get left behind

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>>56526280
What a time to impregnate your wife

>> No.56526300

Yields dumping
Market responding like a depressed teenager ignoring mom bringing pancakes.
Soon mom comes in and finds lil baby SPY hung itself in the closet like so many trannies.

>> No.56526305

>>56525009
This was painful to read, heh

>> No.56526308

>>56526295
That will only happen if the fed cuts rates

>> No.56526309

>>56526129
AAPL is a more apt comparison. Every company stock that caters to rich people will moon dragging the shit and piss with it

>> No.56526310

>>56526275
renounce the devil and zog, rescind all debt held by the Fed and then publicly kill herself

>> No.56526313

>>56526297
i wont buy now

>> No.56526324

>>56526280
Congress has to do that. Despite all the posturing Republicans are horrible with deficit spending.

>> No.56526326

>>56526309
HOW DENSE ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER? IF STOCKS HAVE HIGH MULTIPLES THEY ARE INFLUENCED MORE BY POSITIONING THAN UNDERLYING PERFORMANCE

>> No.56526329

>>56526310
Yeah God damn the jews I renounce the Talmud etc.

>> No.56526331

>>56526313
you shoulda bought yesterday kek

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>>56526331
i bought thursday :[

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I’m going to have sex for the first time in 10 years, this weekend.

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I just know that something good is gonna happen.

>> No.56526352

>>56526343
Lol DXY is about to hit 107.

>> No.56526354

>>56526295
is it really going to be hyperinflation, or more of a new normal of like 4-5% inflation for a long stretch?

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>>56526324
Congress can't do that. The Welfare state is non-discretionary spending. It can't be cut no matter what.
>>56526340
You have an appointment set and your deposit down?

>> No.56526359

DXY about to hit 107 and the market will make new lows. Oversold conditions can remain oversold.

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>PAYC

>> No.56526363

>>56526355
>The Welfare state is non-discretionary spending. It can't be cut no matter what.
Oh fuck.

>> No.56526365

>>56526355
No, I’ve been seeing a woman who agreed we should take things slow. This weekend is the next phase.

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>WAkE ME UP
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CANT WAKE UP

>> No.56526377

ESTEEEEEEEEEEE LAUDEEEEEEEEEEEEER
BEAUTY IS DEAD

>> No.56526382

>>56526377
>Beauty down
>Beer up
hoeflation is under control?

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>> No.56526387

>>56526382
Hoeflation is rampant. The company is literally on life support.

>> No.56526388

>>56526382
I feel like it would go the opposite direction in that case.

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Let's lose some money bros

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>>56526394
I bet I lose more than you!

>> No.56526401

>>56526394
I'm going to live stream it this morning.

>> No.56526412

>>56525901
im retarded so i dont know which strike to buy

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>3 dumb frogposters in a row
Market crashes today

>> No.56526416

>>56525044
Yieldsanon is thread MVP. Just want y'all to know. The man shows up every day, hustles, puts in the work, scores quality posts.

We all gotta be more like him.

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>>56526394
I'm a master level expert at that. What would you like to know fren?

>> No.56526421

bruh why uec keep going up i missed my chance to buy it for cheap and now im priced out

>> No.56526429

I’m gonna hit the close all positions button at 9:31.

>> No.56526430

>>56526412
You are definitely retarded alright. You don't buy a covered call, you sell it silly

>> No.56526432

hot damn my KOLD calls are bout to be litty

>> No.56526433

I'm gonna hit the open all positions button at 9:32.

>> No.56526442

>>56526429
You can close at open, retard.
Are you fucking stupid?

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>>56526415
Kickass!, blessed

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>>56526433
Hey scoop me up a few too while you're at it, I'm running late, hold me some please til I get to town

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>>56526421
You had so much fucking time to buy in now you are left out in the rain

>> No.56526461

>>56526340
sounds like a disaster in the making
keep us updated and good luck

>> No.56526462

any tlt cucks still here? how are you holding up?

>> No.56526463

>>56525980
That’s all there is in today’s market. There are no companies backed by fundamentals, it’s all fed moves and retard hype

>> No.56526471

>>56526461
Why is it a disaster? It’s just like riding a bike

>> No.56526473

>>56526432
I came close to buying some KOLD yesterday when I sold off a bunch of UNG and BOIL.

>> No.56526475

>Ford overweight by Barclays
Ok, we that is enough.

>> No.56526476

>>56526457
Damn I guess my file got deleted for no reason

>> No.56526477

>>56526463
I've been making money based on my fundamental analysis that tech and finance is over priced.

>> No.56526481

>>56526340
Don't forget the foreplay

>> No.56526482

>>56526421
It’s going to 20 by next December so buy now dumbass

>> No.56526485

>>56526415
I LOVE AI BOT THREADS!

>> No.56526491

>>56526444
CHECKED
>CHECKED
CHECKED
Verification not required

>> No.56526495

>>56526340
Practice with a pillow first.

>> No.56526496

BoJ and BoC giving in and starting the stimmies. These countries are toast, this will be the century of India.

>> No.56526501

>>56526481
My ex used to get too excited and wouldn't let us do foreplay, then she'd hurt herself and we couldn't have sex again for a few days. It was so retarded.

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OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>> No.56526505

>Sartorius 3,7% on DAX
>MTU 2,7%
Wish your fakepump goodbye

>> No.56526506

Qqq355

>> No.56526507

>>56526496
as soon as any country restarts QE. They have just signed into growing inflation at ~10% a year.

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>>56526485
Well good, you're in the right place

>> No.56526517

>>56526503
Lol dxy is solidly over 107. Everything is about to get shrecked.

>> No.56526519

>>56526506
Welcome...

>> No.56526522

>>56526482
once i buy its going to back to $3. why do you think its going to be $20?

>> No.56526526

>>56526496
Japan's been toast since 1995 anon, 1989 with the hindsight we have now. China indeed seems to be entering a similar stagnation though. Not le heckin' epic collapse, just a slow and boring stagnation.

>> No.56526529

>>56526517
Lol dxy trannies crying

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And just like that, MARA will never be below $9 ever again!

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>>56526517
That just means the pump is extra solid

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TLT Bears rise up

>> No.56526547

>>56526526
No it's definitely trying to avoid collapse. It has retarded shit going on there especially involving their real estate bubble and banks even preventing people from making withdrawals. Shit is dumb.

>> No.56526550

>DXY 106.88
HUH.
German yields down 1.8bps, US yield down 6bps
and yet dollar gains on the day???
What is this sorcery

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Shorting the GBP is free money

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Reminder that when this line hits 0 is when shit really hits the fan

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>>56526550
Bond yield general is over, that's the night shift. It's option strategies general til the bell closes again

>> No.56526588

>>56526517
powell just gonna shrek the dxy down

>> No.56526601

Baking

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>>56526526
Overnight lending in China spiked to 50%. Theyre having a banking crisis as we speak.

>> No.56526637

>>56526496
Japan I find to just be fucking insane
>"Our 4 decades of yield curve control aka hyper quantitative easing didn't work! Our people are so over worked they are going extinct. We have the lowest productivity of any nation in the first world because of our save face culture. What should we do?"
>"... more of the same?"
>"Brilliant! I'm sure itll work on the fifth decade!"

>> No.56526638

>>56526566
im assuming its going down because we turned the printers off.

>> No.56526652

when do the clocks change in murrica??

>> No.56526669

top kek trapped bulls getting desperate. the seethe will be glorious.

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>>56526637
Its not exactly insane, Japs are just spineless little shits. Theyre the fucking lapdog of the eurodollar system. They do exactly as theyre told by EU and US bankers.

>> No.56526675

>>56526652
>Complex systems
>American competency crisis
Yo, this nigga say clocks?

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>>56526652
>niggas cant change smoke detectors
Can they at least change the clocks?

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>>56526630
We literally have a pro china shill here who has no idea the shit storm China is currently in and is constantly trying to under play it.

>> No.56526699

>>56526690
Oh no

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>>56526652
Sunday.

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Fuck SOXL is about to go red again

>> No.56526734

I love it when all markets look 80% the same. Highlights the individual economic strength of the specific country, their productivity, their workethics etc.

>> No.56526744

>>56526690
No one has clocks, they just use their phones.
It's really annoying if you don't carry a phone everywhere.

>> No.56526748

SPY 440 soon?

>> No.56526752

Baking

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What question should Jeanna ask Powell?

>> No.56526766

>>56526691
It can be hard to tell when it’s really happening in China, because Peter Zeihan types have been chicken little-ing the Chinese economy for the entire last decade.

>> No.56526779

>>56526754
Does the honorable chair Powell prefer blondes or brunettes and does the carpet always need to match the drapes?

>> No.56526783

>>56526691
Yeah it's really obvious too. I still don't think China's going to collapse but there are posters here that try to deny that the country has any problems at all, like period. Point out how royally fucked their housing market and demographics are and you just get people bleating out the "two more weeks" meme.

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>mfw bought AMD at opening
>Mfw up 3% in 10 mins

>> No.56526801

>>56526793
for now.

>> No.56526804

>>56526793
take profits lmao

>> No.56526810

>>56526355
>Congress can't do that. The Welfare state is non-discretionary spending. It can't be cut no matter what.
lol dumbass

>> No.56526833

>>56526748
480 eoy

>> No.56526857

>>56526804
Nah I'm jumping on for AI

>> No.56526866

>>56526857
IMO Intel is going to be the one to watch for AI.

>> No.56526888

>>56526866
Why?

>> No.56526891

>>56526754
What will Fed do to end the obvious pumpkin gap that marginalized communities suffer from?
Is adressing such pumpkin redlining on the Fed's agenda?

>> No.56526896

>>56526881
>>56526881
>>56526881
>>56526881
>>56526881

>> No.56526907

>>56526888
They're finally moving to high core count processors and doing a good job with them. The best AI software available currently targets those.

>> No.56527668

>>56526707
ty

>>56526675
>>56526690
bullies shoo shoo